OFFICIAL RAPTORS NBA CHAMPION CELEBRATION THREAD

What part of Canada are you guys from, lads?

Pickering reporting in

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Hong Kong nigga

Oregon here. Diehard raps and pats fan

heilongjiang

NOT SO FAST

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Toronto my man
I'm gonna be smug if it all goes well

The best one

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Toronto

Best city montreal

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KYLE LOWR Y IS LITERALLY POURING DIARRHEA DOWN THE THROATS OF ALL OF CALIFORNIA

WE FUCKING DID IT BREHS

MY RAPTIES FINALLY WON THE CUP

Just as I said earlier, my raptor has solved gOLDEN sTATES meme offense,

I'm predicting a steady decline in american flags going forward lads

KAWHI proving why he is the TRUE MVP

kawhi>>>>>>>>kd

kawhi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>curry

ICK NURSE LITERALL FIGURED OUT GOLDEN STATE

NICK NURSE FINALLY DID WHAT NO OTHR COAHC COULD DO, THE MASTERMIND HIMSELF HAS EXPOSED THE GOLDEN cucks SO BADLY THAT THEY ILL NEVER EVER SEE ANOTHE RPLAYOFF GAME EVR AGAIN

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!
I dont see any golden state cuck bandwagon fans.. thats probably because they fled the gamethread to avoid any more direaha shit being sprayed in their little bith faces

its okay, eat some burgers so feeel better ! KEK

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO RAPTORS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFBALL AND MANAGE TO BEAT THE GOLDEN STATE cucks

Пpи́п'ять here

Looks like I found my new favorite team if Kawhi stays

why do they have a tshirt that says "north"? it looks like the Hawks tshirt lel

You guys are underestimating the Bogdanoffs

London

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WHY DOESNT YOUR CITY CLEAR ANY FUCKING ICE IN THE WINTER GOD DAMN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ANYTHING NEW YOUR SIDEWALKS ARE LITERAL ICE RINKS

basketball has more weird custom jerseys than other sports. I think it looks dumb as shit but it probably sold well

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jackass mountain

> not supporting the Blazers
shameful desu

We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke! We the choke!

Toronto , but just moved to Montreal this week

I'm from hongcouver

Congratulations to the Raptors *

Nova Scotia reporting in!

>run snow plow business
>give money to the mob
>mob gets you city contract
>do nothing but give mob their cut

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>not if i ref five times faster

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mumbai

Willowdale

hamilton

Saskatchewan, not big into sports but I'm super happy for all those that are passionate. I'm glad we've gone so far and I hope we make it further.

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prince george sucks

>game isnt over
>one point game
hmm

FUCK THE CRAPTORS ARE GONNA CHOKE IT
AGAIN REEEEED

Wooooow

VANCOUVER HERE

STOP MAKING THE THREADS EARLY AGAIN THIS IS WHY THEY LOST THEY LAST TIME

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

GG

*worst city in the best province
FTFY

FUCK QUEBEC AND ONTARIO

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OH NO NO NO NO

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we did it bros

OH NO NO NO NO

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not ever yet retards

I will invade Canada

Toronto, Chinatown, Sullivan st & Spadina Avenue close to Sonic Boom

>one chance at life
>not born in a anglosphere country

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Hubei

ANDATE A DORMIR, MARICÓN!!

cjnews.com/culture/sports/toronto-raptors-jewish-co-owner-says-team-will-visit-israel-if-it-wins-nba-championship Guess we goin to Israel boys

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WOOOOOOOOO GAY PARADE TIME

WHERES THAT STUPID FAGGOT WHO KEPT SPAMMING WARRIORS IN 7

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The fucks going on

Montreal here, eating a pepperoni poutine atm

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>foul

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm a Rush fan so that's make me a Canadian right?

Are you Chinese or just a student?

Think about it this way, you were lucky enough to be born in a PvP zone.

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This game is kind of a joke

that was pretty much unwatchable, I'm just glad the Larriors lost at home.

WILLIAMS LAKE, BC CHECKING IN

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good job leafs

Congrats Toronto, never doubted you for a second.

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CANADA
APE HOOP CHAMPIONS!!!!

YES! FUCK THE WARRIORS!

canada is a post nation state, everyone is canadian

WATERLOO ONTARIO REPORTING IN

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA

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you lucky fucking leafs,wew

NATION'S CAPITAL, STANDING BY

QUEBEC LIBRE 'STI!

Hey, you guys won in a sport Americans dont even care about but dominate, while Missouri wins in your sport. Haha.

Lin has a ring now

holy shit!!!!!!!!!

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Celshits fan here, thanks rapties. Cheers.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm from London, by the way.

man I'm out here in Toronto.

can hear people shouting everywhere

>Repping canadian flag
>all but 5 players are american
Congrats, but give credit to us americans when its due as well.

Halifax checking in. Time to sleep.

Guangzhou

CALLED IT

Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves;
With our very flesh and blood
Let us build our new Great Wall!
The peoples of China are in the most critical time,
Everybody must roar his defiance.
Arise! Arise! Arise!

Poutine, Canada here. feels good

>burgers got grilled
kek

Guelph, Ontario aka. the Royal City. 519 Represent!

We the North.

It's officially over
Congrats leafs on the championship*

The refs deflated that ending with a vengeance

Waterloo reporting in

Let's see American posters do this about
>1993
They won't

Riot streams now?

With a roster made up of 90 % canadians

what is he thinking guys?

>lowry hugging masai
SNAKE

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facts

that's the most soulless celebration I have ever seen

Prince George, reporting in.

Bring our Grizzlies back

>Celebrating a win against a durantless, thompsonless warriors
Yikes

paul fucking pierce is right all along

>when youre hangin with the homies and the toronto raptors actually win the nba finals

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AYOOO WHERE MY NIAGARA BOIS AT

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>When you know that's from the Winter Olympics 2010 Canada Video with Brokaw.

Lads I'm in fucking etobicoke and I can hear people chimping out. I can only imagine what it's like downtown

what does this mean leafs

Victoria, reporting in. Feels good leaflads

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COPE

Strathroy, Ontario

literally can't believe it bros.

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>everyone sucking off kawhi
>bum totally disappeared in 4 qt

GTA checking in ayyyyee

Angus ON Reporting

These guys don't seem to be that excited compared to the Blues.
What a shit sport you have.

Feels good to see my boy Drake finally win the championship.

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Beijing

Oh shit Marc Gasol has a ring.

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Yeah, but you're still feeling, uh, blue about Lord Stanley's cup

Quebec

such fucking bandwagoners

THE RAPTIES FUCKING DID IT BROS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

>havent won a Stanley Cup since 1993
>have won an NBA championship and MLB championship since
Lmao

Nobody in canada even plays basketball and we fucking won lmao, how bad is the US?

It's means our fucking cucky, faggot ass government has to keep funneling all our money into Quebec otherwise they'd throw a fit instead of just marching the army in and genociding them all.

Fuck Quebec, fuck the French.

i am happy memechuckers lost,dope....if you don't think raps got lucky at the end,you're retarded

California

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canada is a basketball nation

china

LTGTSS

>carmelo

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WELLAND HERE

>seething

This is why NCAA >>>>> NBA

1) actual tactics not chcuking 3s with 100+ scores every game

2) refs

3) any team can win it all any year not SAME EXACT TEAMS FIGHTING FOR WCF/ECF

we got em boys

Two gunshots went off at Lakeshore/Bathurst. Lulz low cost housing nigs

Scarborough

REGINA REPORTING

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Do you really think the Raptors roster is full of Canadians?

The Warriors are one fucking though basketball team I'll tell you that. But them making those halfcourt threes is kinda ridiculous and frustrating to watch.

I hate the warriors too and I am a heat fan. I only watched a quarter this whole series

>WE'RE GOING TO ISRAEL BABY WOOOOO

and how many candians are on the raptors lul

I'M FROM PU DONG

this nigga watches college

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Shanghai.

"Please welcome Jew 1, Jew 2, and Jew 3 to thank the niggers for running around and making them a shit ton of shekels."

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Hongcouver checking in

My family is from Beijing and I can't be more proud right now

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WTF? They hand the trophy to owners first?

Is Silver autistic? What the hell was that?

>ball on a stick
what an embarrassing trophy

Oakland. Fuck warriors. Traitors, every last one of them

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Fuck yeah Toronto

>the owner raises the trophy first
the state of american sports

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Rockland, 20 mins east of ottawa

Kawaii "Fuck Dynasties" Leonard

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this. it always ruins the moment when the rich jew owner speaks first

Shanghai

I don't even care if Kiwi leaves, he'll always be a Canadian folk hero

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>gave it to the white slave masters instead of the people who won the title
Inappropriate for 2019.

He's a kike

OP said Canada.

Toronto here. It's FUCKING WILD.

there's a government program that considers each provinces economic potential and takes money from ones that have higher potential and gives it to lower potential provinces, hence equalization
it's effectively a tax on western canada

I unironically thought you fags liked lacrosse.

This nigga is falling apart lmao

Pretty boring game 6, It wouldve been kino if it ended with Lowry hitting the game winner in Toronto, but I'm glad he has a ring, seems like a good dude

Question to Americunts: How does it feel to have the leafs shit in your mouth?

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Quebec is the GOAT canadian city though

REMINDER THAT JEREMY LIN HAS MORE RINGS THAN MELO AND CP3. LET THAT SINK IN.

>Still haven't officially congratulated the players
I'm literally shaking

Its over the rapties have WOn the stanley cuP!!!!!!! we did it brehs

vanfLEET IS LITERALLY POURING DIARRHEA DOWN THE THROATS OF ALL OF CALIFORNIA

WE FUCKING DID IT BREHS

MY RAPTIES FINALLY WON THE CUP

Just as I said earlier, my raptor has solved gOLDEN sTATES meme offense,

I'm predicting a steady decline in american flags going forward lads

KAWHI proving why he is the TRUE MVP

kawhi>>>>>>>>kd

kawhi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>curry

ICK NURSE LITERALL FIGURED OUT GOLDEN STATE

NICK NURSE FINALLY DID WHAT NO OTHR COAHC COULD DO, THE MASTERMIND HIMSELF HAS EXPOSED THE GOLDEN cucks SO BADLY THAT THEY ILL NEVER EVER SEE ANOTHE RPLAYOFF GAME EVR AGAIN

THE RAPTIES HAVE WON IN SIX IN THE SIX! I REPEAT THE RAPTIES HAVE WON IN SIX IN THE SIX! I dont see any golden state cuck bandwagon fans.. thats probably because they fled the gamethread to avoid any more direaha shit being sprayed in their little bith faces

its okay, eat some burgers so feeel better ! KEK

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO RAPTORS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFBALL AND MANAGE TO BEAT THE GOLDEN STATE cucks

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Better than California.

Victoria, BC checking in

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This doris bitch is annoying and has a stupid voice

Melo deserves less than zero rings.

>Question to Americunts: How does it feel to have the leafs shit in your mouth?
They only shat on the Warriors' mouths, a team that no one but bandwagoners and the Bay Area likes.

that's where i moved from too

your favourite sport is now Canada owned
cope

>Kawaii speaking

damn Bucks fans have terrible memory.

You mean Edmonton

Shanghi

Why the fuck would kawaii leave now?

Yukon Territory represent! Me and my squirrel wife couldn’t believe it!

this is a very kawaii MVP

bill russell doesn't know where he is...damn

This shit is karma for 2015. You Onions-Bay Boys would have gotten btfo if it weren't for injuries then

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people think because he left the dumpster fire of a team thats the spurs he's a drifter

Ottawa.

Good evening mothercanuckers!

>prince george
>OUR grizzlies.
Fuck off. Your shithole is not Vancouver.

Checking in from sunny Winnipeg.

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Is the post game this fucking boring in all US sports?

I'm not a Cucks fan though.

The part with the only culture this fucking country has

* Worst city in the worst province

>asking Kawhi if he will stay or leave
what a terrible question. completely not the place for that

London. 519 boys!

>a city so shit no Canadians even want to play there

The most absurd thing I've seen in sports in a good long while.

Abbotsford

The Kawhi-Derozan trade proves that the problem with Toronto hasn't been talent. they've always had championship potential.

It's their Choker mentality.
Kawhi fixed that.
He deserves the Finals MVP.

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RARE

Oh the warriors were american?
I thought it was the moose jaw warriors

popovich wanted to control kawhi like he does to every single player, this is why he demanded to be traded.

And they almost lost to fucking Dellavedova and Mozgov lol

Bowmanville Ontario here, its fucking real, I can't believe it, somehow we're here. MY RAPTIES ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT

YOU BROUGHT IT HOME KYLE

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>asking lowry question about demar
>camera switches to masai
lmao

You're right, it's actually better

CANAROOM STRONG

You mean the team with literally 0% canadians on it? Feels eh I guess

Windsor

>blose win
>rapetors win
Is Winnipeg finally going to win a Grey Cup?

They tried they really did

delly delly

>Scarborough
I'm so sorry, brownbro

Pau & Marc winning Championships. Spain is proud

couldn't take any more of that tranny but yea it's boring because players are coached by their PR firm to never say anything even slightly controversial. I don't think that they can even thank gawd or allah or yhvh anymore. sometimes the riots are fun tho

THE GASOLS ARE THE GREATEST BROTHER DUO TO EVER PLAY THE GAME

DO NOT REPLY

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>kawhi has two more nba finals mvps than curry,thompson,green and cousins
>durants MVPs have no value

WInnipeg

Just remember that basketball still is an AMERICAN sport. assholes

Still mad

I used to live in a small town 2 hours north of PG, you know the one, and every time I went to PG I would smell this gross smell and the air would hurt my lungs
I moved to Vancouver eventually
PG is a shit hole

"no"

Ahahaha btfo

>american sport
>lose to Canada
???

lol

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Calcutta, West Bengal

>lose to Canadian owned team
fixed

You're such a fucking pussy lmao that's the smell of money

You should have stayed in Mackenzie where you belong

Missed the game, what did Draymond green do ?

the smell of piss and garbage, your disgusting town was a weird mix of an industrial shithole and some weird KKona backwater shithole
at least in Mackenzie we kept the mills far away from the houses

That's not very Green Party of you user

Turned the ball over 8 times

Mississauga
>raptors win finals this week
>pride next week
Based diverse homosexual toronto

it's not a race thing but why do owners get to raise the trophy first? it shouldve been lowry or kawhi.

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Going to be a lot of ovulating white grills, hehehe.
Seeing their Warriors dominate, must make them wet :)

How'd you like that big downstream surge of my shit-water during the floods? I heard it broke a dam, most satisfying Sunday beer shits I've ever taken.

t.Ottawa

To the Golden State Warriors... I tried my best to rig the game for you, i really did but it wasn't enough.

Your new 2019 NBA champions: The Toronto Raptors!

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Drake drop the album Nowwwww!

Ottawa, too!
Hi, brother.

fucking A that's civil war material there. Hopefully no one calls them a "fucking GOOF" while they're at it or all hell will break loose.

What are your province/federal powers like? How much power do provinces have versus the central government?

Bad bait

All Americans that aren't from California are officially Canadians for tonight. Fuck that state, mad love to everyone else in America.

(((Who do you think owns the league retard)))

Because they own the players. Theyre super wealthy and have the capital to have players win for him.

Record labels will see more profit than the artist so might as well have won the Grammy

Anglo boomers are the worst

wtf is with Jay's haircut and Dan's beard?

Regina reporting in here

Feels good to be a leaf right about now

What if I’m from a Los Angeles....

Kelowna BC, drinking some BC VQA with some geriatrics right now

Fuck it you aren't from the bay you're good

Hamilton here reporting in

>Raps and Ticats win today
Feels good man

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our federal government is more powerful relative to provinces than yours, but they tend to delegate to the provinces and just give them money to run most programs
other than taxes and passports you hardly ever directly deal with federal government

it's more complicated than that though, provinces rarely utilize all of their rights, usually only quebec and newfoundland tend to do that

FUCK YES. IM IN MY APARTMENT IN TORONTO CELEBRATING OUR WIN BECAUSE I HAVE NO JOB TO GO TO A BAR AND IM TOO MUCH OF AN ASIAN MANLET TO GET A THOT.

GOOD JOB RAPTORS

I hope a truck of peace drives through that crowd

Provinces are pretty powerful. We handle almost everything provincially. Equalization is just to prop up the federation so it doesn't go to shit. Quebec has had a lot of economical issues the past 20-30 years but its improving. The western provinces have a lot of resources and most of the growth in the country so some of that growth has to be shared. Many oil patch workers in Alberta and miners/loggers in BC are workers from out East too so it's only fair. They're still jews but it could be worse.

Nepean reporting in

Fuck you bitch. I'll fucking kick your ass. You think you're a tough guy? Shitting on California? Really? We INVENTED the gold rush. Are you retarded? I'm sorry, but I thought Canada had laws just like America? Oh, y-you do? Well in that case you probably realize that in order to make a claim you have to provide this little thing... (wait for it) ... called evidence. Nice try though. Enjoy getting buttfucked my Drake tonight.

ok this whole honking over and over thing was funny for the first 30 minutes but like not at the moment its 12:30 am

MIMICO
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Don't be a culture warrior faggot, Cali is awesome, you can surf and snowboard on the same day.
>hurr but LA
Is a city. Cities fucking suck.
But Northern California is one of the best places in the world that I've seen so far, and I've been all over the place.

The person you are talking to is too young to travel and too obese to ski or surf.

won't even argue

>ok this whole honking over and over thing was funny for the first 30 minutes but like not at the moment its 12:30 am
Where the fuck are you DT? I have my windows open and I hear nothing. I'm at college.

I can literally do that in BC too

Thank You Leafs

MONTREAL HERE. WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!

Southern Alberta reporting in.

bruh

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People honking their horns all the way to Scarborough.

Halifax reporting in

BOBBY WEBSTER AND JEREMY LIN WON
ASIANS STAND UP

Erin Mills nigga is that u

Kate Beirness is CUTE

Okay gonna celebrate by jerking off. What should I jerk off to?

Rikka Felatio.

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>cp 24 vehicle getting smashed up
>cp 24 switching between live feeds around the city pointing out people doing stupid shit

Based cp24

No I'm the burnhamthorpe goon

Toronto reporting. Bout to have a smoke to celebrate

REMINDER THAT THIS WAS THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE OUTCOMES

EVERYONE BTFO

>steph and klay btfo for choking
>kerr btfo for his arrogance and shit coaching
>faggot ass Lacob btfo for being a smug piece of shit
>oracle btfo because last game is an L
>warriors btfo for losing in the finals (again lol) without KD
>KD achilles literally btfo
>warriors fans btfo because another finals loss on their court
>Raptors btfo because their only title has a huge *
>kawhi btfo for playing like dogshit in elimination games and getting carried by a fat memechucker
>raptors fans btfo because they had to watch their championship on a screen
>greg popavich btfo because kawhi left his team and won without him
>lebron btfo because his one season in LA was a distaster while kawhi won in Toronto
>harden btfo for choking as usual
>adam silver btfo because his script got burned
>vegas bettors btfo because nobody covered the spread
>skeeeyup btfo because raptors won and kawhi was MVP

GET FUCKING REKT

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oakville

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straight shota

>Not going out and getting easy sex from tons of overly emotional girls right now

OTTAWA BROS WE OUT HERE

WHO /CARLETON RAVENS/ HERE?

BASED CARLETON CHAD

same

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Saint John coming in

>Ottarian women
>Putting out

Unlikely...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIMMIE THAT RIC FLAIR
WOOOOOO

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Illinois

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Brampton the goat city

>tfw from toronto
>tfw visiting the states on business for game 6

feel so left out

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vancouver, off main street. shouts out the dude who lives on commercial.

Toronto girls are pretty shit. Going to clubs here are straight trash.

tfw ottawa bro but go to Mun

you tried ma poulle mouille poutine? best in MTL imo. best plain is patati patata

My creation

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You're an honorary American tonight loser

I'm at Yonge and Dundas right now. AMA

don't let me catch you at wolfdale or else

>Poutine
>In Montreal

Literally shit tier calisse. Head out in the burbs like Blainville or Drummondville for some actual good poutine.

>WHICH PART OF CANADA ARE YOU LADS FROM?
Philippines :^)

I used to live in Ottawa many years ago. Now I'm stuck in deadmonton

FUCK!

my boyfriend keeps sending vids of people outside my apartment celebrating

At least you're gonna be able to sleep tonight, there's occasional fucking honking every few minutes here still after over an hour

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Interesting. I was just imagining the political shitstorm that would happen here if things were like that. Especially historically.

Technically speaking, I know we have certain federally funded things here like that but I don't know what the actual distributions are like. I think our states usually get a fairly proportional cut so it isn't like the richest states giving literally all of their income to the poorest.

Zettai ryōiki

that spyro subway image

Unless you were in Central to Northern California, everybody else was rooting for the Raptors

i write the cfa l2 exam on saturday so i've pretty much been removed from all the finals games cramming for this fucking exam

unreal timing, fucking hell

she's cute

Don't be racist
Most of our brown people are from Punjab and Tamil Sri Lanka

Took my t shirt of and went nuts swining it on Mount Pleasant. All the cars were honking at me and even a ttc bus. This feels good Toronto brothers. Can still hear the honking

Downtown Toronto. Little Italy.

*somalia

chinese pee pole

>y-your team d-doesnt even have anyone from yoru city in it

Is there an older, more desperate cope than this?

un dug
un dulug

Hahaha wanna know how I know you're 905er scum whose only seen little italy on a weekend?

Annex here brother. Lets get some P.G clucks tomorrow

There's a massage parlour there where I was thinking of getting an Asian milf to yank my dick. Wanna go get some championship rub n tugs?

I have no idea where 905 is.
I'm 587/780

the girls there are old and some aren't willing to let you touch plus you need to tip and it's the bad tip.

Have you ever been to Banff? STI/D capital of NA.I fucked the hottest girl, and got kicked out of my hotel because she was too loud. Thank God for Jimmy hats. This girl was insane

GTA but last few years been living all over the country(northern Ontario, Van Isl, and Calgary). Been the greatest sports moment in my life as I was just barely cucked out of being able to experience the Jays finals victory.

Born in Brampton. Now living in Germany.
WE ARE WOLD CHAMPIONS

Yeah but in Cali you don't need a fuckin wet suit to not freeze to death in the frigid waters lol

Moose Factory desu

What a fucking pussy you are.

How many destroyed vehicles?

My mom lives in Toronto

You now remember 3x NBA Champion Stephen Curry
You now remember 3x NBA Champion Udonis Haslem
You now remember 3x NBA Champion Lebron James

Where exactly?

>mfw Alberta becomes the 51st state and China gets the rest

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Why aren't you there leeching off the Canadian government with her?