Chicago Cubs @ Los Angeles Dodgers official gamethread

LEAD OFF SCHWARBOMB!
1-0

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bajp BTFO

hey guys

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Pay up Binny!

>All the Away streams not working
Guess i'm stuck with the Doyer broadcast. Hope this team doesn't disappointment, I got a low bar after listening to that solo act you had for years.

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Cubs broadcast works on lazyman apparently.

>Homer
>Walk
>Double
>Baez
Fun time!

SCHWARBY HIT A HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has lestre learned how to pick off yet

>kershit

CONTRERAS WITH A BLOOP TO SCORE BYRANT! RIZZO TO THE THIRD!
2-0

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what the fuck Kershaw

get your shit together

>Did Lester learn how to pick off yet
He got a great motivation coach
youtube.com/watch?v=W5CyRgptj-o

>that burrs t shirt
nice

Let's Go Schwarby *clap clap, clap clap clap*

WEW

Get on my level, kiddo.

bilasport.net/game/los-angeles-dodgers-vs-chicago-cubs-17209.html

>addy chucking bats at mexicans

here we go schwarbie *clap clap clap*

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>Russell throws his bat
Good to see the king is back to show Gonzo who the boss is.

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i want to stab every cubs fan i see, hate you faggots. you're like locusts

schwarbie owns ya ;)
gg doyers ;)

Go Cubs

Dodgers going into their mid-season slump right on schedule.

>Rizzo getting caught at home
>Again
What the fuck

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ok

>rizzo

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Using that site as a back up, Away feed is infinite buffering

I remember that move never working in little league

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You'll have to go through my dog first.

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>relying on streams
How poor do you have to be?

My fellow dodgerbros, why the fuck is the shorter known as Joe Kelly having a bobblehead night?

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>C
>IA
>CIA
We Hyrule Warriors

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why does it feel like the dodgers are light years ahead of >us?

To promote recycling awareness for when everyone throws that trash away

tfw david frese bobble head

Not poor, lazy.

The promotion team must've thought he'd be a star reliever, sadly they were dead wrong.
They should've waited to announce the promotion desu.

AAAAYYY MANG, FUCK LOS DOYERS!
GO CUBS!

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Cute pupper. What's his name?

Sketchy bullpen and run support.
If the Cubs could solve their >RISP problem, they'd run away with the NL.

Rando Pic.

>Since 2015

Why don't the Dodgers have any players as kawaii as schw/a/rber?

eh it just feels after 2016 things have been treading in the wrong direction

>Belinbust defense

Autopay my nigger

So dumb. Muncy had to wait until this season to have one. Stupid fucking le throw it hard over the plate man

Kimbrel woulda executed that bunt

I have cable, to lazy to go to the TV.

You can have him. gibs Kershaw plz.
t. cusb fan since '15

Nice doy

Lmao Dodgerfags

deal
t. doyers fan since 2013

NL West is a bunch of tin cans, NL Central has always been one of the toughest divisions where they beat themselves up.
Hell, Cubs might have crawled over the finish line last year, but they didn't totally collapse like people claimed, they played solid above .500 baseball, the Boors just made an inhuman run at the end and almost road that to the worlds eries to have the priviage of being crushed by the roid sox.

LOL at the announcer absolutely seeeething while announcing Scwarbs

My lizard would kill your dog

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>cubs losing to coors babies at home

I'd sufficate your retarded looking dog with my ohahole.

my parakeet would kill your lizard

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the dodger hitters love helping out struggling starting pitchers get out of their slump. Theyre the best slump breakers in the mlb. You got a SP struggling to throw strikes?? Is he struggling to give you length?? Giving up home runs?? Pencil him in for a start against the dodgers, you wont regret it

>That elite defender grab by Schwarber.
He can do everything!

>they didn't totally collapse
do you remember how bad the offense was during the last two months last year?

>nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/what-happened-cubs-offense-2018-theo-epstein-provides-honest-assessment
After the All-Star Break, the Cubs ranked 24th in baseball in home runs, 23rd in OPS and 27th in slugging percentage.

From Sept. 1 on, they ranked 25th in OPS (.663) and 27th in SLG (.363). Only two other teams - the Giants and Marlins, who were both well out of the race by Labor Day - hit fewer homers than the Cubs' 22 in September/October.

>collapse

>NL Central has always been one of the toughest divisions

Central didn't even exist till the 90's.

Pfffft!
>that's a kitten with some kind of Fiero body kit.

What was their record during the last month?

no idea why sherburger has such good defensive stats, the dude is terrible out there and constantly making errors on routine plays and fucking up on playing balls off the wall

remember that cubs started watching baseball in 2016

That doesn't make it not true.

iirc it was pretty bad, they ended up losing the division to the surging brewers

he just looks very clumsy, I don't think the stats reflect him well but I don't think he's as bad out there as everyone says either.

Lifelongs don't remember anything before october 2016.

I started watching in 2004 though

>inhuman run at the end
>vs. DET
What did you mean by this?

>Kershit

>showed 20 seconds before the homer
nice job snla

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The Cubs have actually won the most NL Central championships, which shows that they are probably the most dominant team in the NL historically

BYRANT WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN!
3-0

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>iirc
That's not how it works, look it up and get back to us.

it's the cardianls then cubs.. I remember because that one faggot fucking cardinals fan that always posted the little race with flags... god I hate the cardinals

Now you done gone and did it.
>run downtown, and print it!

youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo

>tfw cubs fans invade your park

>orel watches dancing bear porn

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>Striking out looking on a broaderline pitch
Now Baez's going to swing at everything.

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cubbie bears :)

>Doyler broadcast
youtube.com/watch?v=GSRG0TqxLWc

uh oh retard alert

>broaderline pitch

chicago intellectualism!

I want to fuck Sento.

What the fuck Verdugo

>Bunting on Rizzo

Bang [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

Was the doyler's organist playing Tank?

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>broaderline pitch

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yeah the white sox beat the yanks yeah white sox yeah

Dieter is as based as it gets. Wouldn't surprise me if he was

based white sockers

>Needing to lash out because your team is losing

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pls respond

retard has been sighted at outpost 93425362! I repeat! He has been sighted and is in a total seeth!

why did Hernandez swing at ball 3

>All those empty outfield seats
People already leaving to beat the traffic?

lester is such a dumb name lol

I'll take it

it's thursday and thr cubs are in town

*lests you*

BELLI OWNS YA, CUSB

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>calling someone on how stupid they are is lashing out

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BELLIBOMB
ONE RUN GAME

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>molester
OH NO NO NO NO

kershaw at 100 pitches in the 4th inning why

god damn it

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This is for you cody

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MUNCED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Doylers need to injure Lester to take the lead
Dirty team

MUNCED
>IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0
SCUBA KEK SCUBA

For a moment, I thought he had the catch.

OCEAN MAN

lester always fucking breaks when he gives something up holy shit

BELLIBOMB AND MUNCED!
also shoutout to my cholo in the bleachers with the catch

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>CUSB

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le ster

BOOSH!

>leshiter

>it's another cubs fan comes up with an excuse episode

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molester absolutely shooketh to be quite desu

KEK SCUBA KEK

Califags can’t go two seconds without some annoying ass noise blaring out of the sound system

let's get this bread putos

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He enjoys drama of his own making.

Can't wait for Joe Kelly to come on and shit the bed

Bring in Kimbrel

come on schwarbie please

>cusb

>at subway
>order a massive turkey sub
>make sure they pack it thick with meat so i can make two meals out of it
>sit down at an empty table in the corner
>”hey kid, you gonna eat that all by yourself?”
>big Jon Lester himself is towering over me, staring bullets into my sandwich
>uhh y-you can have some
>”don’t mind if i do heh heh heh”
>he snatches the half of the sandwich that i already started eating
>”damn kid, this sammy needs some sauce!”
>he stands up and walks to the register, cutting in front of like three other people
>”this kid needs some got damn honey mustard”
>the cashier tries to get him to wait in line but he just calmly steps his massive body over the counter
>grabs the honey mustard and squirts like a third of the bottle into the sandwich and smooshes it shut
>”heads up, jew boy”
>he gets into his pitching motion, kicks his leg, and lobs a 92 mph sub directly into my chest, splattering sauce all over the corner of the restaurant
>”STIIIIIIIRIKE!”
>he pats the terrified cashier on the ass and hops back over the counter and out of the restaurant
>Lester wanders around the parking lot as if he can’t find his car, and then just walks into the road and out of view

Based retard ump

>ywn be suffocated my nozomommy's milkies

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It hurts lad.

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tl;dr

Big if true.

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>Admitting you play dirty

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I remember her from the NLCS threads, 10x better than front row Amy.

How is it dirty if it's not intentional? Are cubs fans really that retarded?

anything is better than front row stretched-face amy

this is dumb but i actually saw anthony rizzo at the subway on sheffield and clybourn. he ordered one of their wack ass pizzas

he didnt see it clearly, was wiping cum out of his eyes

>at subway
>order a massive turkey sub
>make sure they pack it thick with meat so i can make two meals out of it
>sit down at an empty table in the corner
>”hey kid, you gonna punch that all by yourself?”
>big Addison Russel himself is towering over me, punching bullets into my sandwich
>uhh y-you can have some
>”don’t mind if i punch heh heh heh”
>he punches the half of the sandwich that i already started eating
>”damn kid, this sammy needs some sauce!”
>he stands up and walks to the register, punching like three other people
>”this kid needs some got damn honey mustard”
>the cashier tries to get him to wait in line but he just calmly steps his massive body over the counter
>punches the honey mustard and punches like a third of the bottle into the sandwich and punches it shut
>”heads up, jew boy”
>he gets into his punching motion, kicks his leg, and punches a 92 mph sub directly into my chest, splattering sauce all over the corner of the restaurant
>”STIIIIIIIRIKE!”
>he punches the terrified cashier on the ass and hops back over the counter and out of the restaurant
>Russel wanders around the parking lot as if he can’t find his car, and then just walks into the road and out of view

111-110 9.6 second left

Patrician taste.
>does anyone know if Christian was breast fed?
Asking for a friend.

>he ordered one of their wack ass pizzas
lmao pizza @ subway

>Being this butthurt that your dirty team was exposed

lmao

>Losing to a bunch of leafs
This is why the Bulls are the real Dynasty.

go back to your cock-shaped pacifier gaybo

Is that because you get off on it?

>tfw Kawhi is a laker next season

ICE COLD

ICE COLD FREESE

>SCUBS

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FREEEEEEEEESE

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>lelster
fuck this

you'd like that wouldnt you fag

>being so asshurt that you have to come up with godawful excuses
it's more original than >muh umpball I'll give you that

So that's why I heard some chick screaming outside.

Cubs are garbage

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>all those empty seats behind home plate
Did they build a wall around that section

>He admits he gets off to gay porn.
As expected of the doyers

fuck this idiot

It was 3-0 cubs

Based

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mfw

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>reading comprehension of cubs fans

*lifelongs have left the thread*

Is it Kelly bobblehead night?

>89 mph fastball
that’s a decent velo dip for lester right? might really be hurt

At least the Cubs had a legit GOAT announcer. I'd kill myself if I was stuck listening to that vince 'let me ramble on about bullshit and being boring as fuck' Skully

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SEETHING COPE

I'm glad you admit that's what you doing right now in the face of true greatness.

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How much rage was built into this post m8

>at subway
>spend half an hour making a post about in on Yea Forums

i threw up on him at spring training when i was a kid lmao

What's a Phillies fan doing in this gamethread?

kek'd and check'd

look at these shitty cusb, can't even hold on to their bats

the cubs are winning this game

>i'd prefer to listen to some drunk asshole who doesn't know what he's talking about slur his words

That's cubs baseball for you

Why are you talking about yourself?

>schwarber

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>schwarby on defense
why do they even let that lard use a glove

Slow ass turd

This team is just frustrating to watch, they can't come back from any deficit to save their lives. As soon as any team takes a lead it's already over

I thought he was elite

where did garlicboy come from? literally never heard of him until now

Rumor is Julianna would host open spitroasts right in the clubhouse! It must have smelled very bad. You would think there'd be a sportsman comaderie about it, but evidently they mindbroke Julianna and now she only wants Dominican nigger dick.

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spotted the bandwagoner

>walking the bananaman
fucking yikes

>a fucking bridge

I heard Julianna’s ass gape is so big she can do double anal!

sure pal

>sure pal
How have you never heard of him then?

>Can't score on the Cubs bullpen
Dolyers can kiss any chance of getting a ring goodbye with that performance.

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Fuck yes Collins. Turner's face makes me physically angry

It's not like they have to with this shitty late offensive team. I knew they weren't gonna score past the first two innings either. It's always like this

>two
few

He's got 9 ABs and has done nothing of note. I dont follow the farm too much either.

No mortal could have caught that ball, impossible even for a platinum glover.

gavin lux now please

That was a solid AB by Bryant.

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If it happens, it gets called out.

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kek scuba kek

If dodgers sweep us I'll cum tribute Poo Darvish

jesus fuck that was crushed

That umpball strike zone looked pretty sweet, no longer Collins gave up a meatball.

>If
Bellinger owns you, faggots.

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wtf i hate the cubs now

based bellibabe

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BELLIBOMB x2

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What's with the Trump dog spam? reddit didn't let you use pepe?

How much would Belinger's averages drop if they dejuiced the balls?

Yelich MVP

>scuba
It's going to be a good week for the brewcrew.

>non-playoff team
>mvp
it’s rare but maybe

you retarded bud?

1st in the central
most runs per game
good rotation now
elite closer

Get lost scuba kek

its not rare if your name is mike trout

>cusb fans
>not being retarded

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ROBERTS bring out KELLY in the 9th to shut it down on his bobblehead night

>rare
literally happened three years in a row from 2015-17, that ain't rare desu

>Temporary first place
>meme stadium and juiced balls
>Implying they could pitch against good teams
>couldn't close the deal on a real elite closer
LOL, enjoy your wild card spot

Nothing better than the cusb losing and the lifelongs scurrying out of the thread and back to their shitcongo hovels.

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this. I want this game to be exciting again

>21-5

>almora
>drawing a walk
you can give this clown a fucking 3-0 count with the most wild closer in the game and he'll still find a way to get out

just fucking kill me holy shit

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>Boors fans trying to shitpost in this thread
Is it because there's never any of you to have gametreads of your own?

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Cubs bullpen is getting umpbaled again, only a biased or blind retard would call that 3rd pitch to Barnes a ball.

replace barnes w will smith

I concur

>The Umps caused the Cubs to give up three 2-run ding-dongs and a solo jack

hm.

thats pretty much why grandal wasnt re-signed, either late this season or next season most likely

it isn't a conspiracy against >us you know. maybe don't give up a 3 run lead,

lifelongs really are pathetic, whiny faggots.

Is that why you did that worthless challenge? Because you're scared the umps can't keep the Cubs down forever?

This is pretty damn late for chiraquis to pull the umpball card out of their ass.

waht? I'm a cubs fan you complain about this shit every game anything inconvenient happens. Team plays like trash it's not even the umps fault

youre a funny guy

>no joe kelly
thank goodness. fuck your bobblehead

>lifelongs
While you're crying, i'm laughin.

ladies and gentlemen you're game 1/4 cubs dodgers series MVP

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Belli owns ya, cusb.

UMP BALL

>.150 this month

That's not a pic of Lester or Bellinger

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>Trying to ustify umpball
Pathetic

freese is like a baby giraffe at firstbase

>doyers fans gladly taking help from the umps

pathetic, just pathetic. I didn't think even you were this bad

>cusb
OH I'M LAUGHIN

I call em the umpgers

>cusb fans seething over le umpball boogeyman
I already knew lifelongs were retarded but holy shit

So this is the power of the NL central? How absolutely laughable.

>semen slurping fan continues to semen slurp

>umpgers fans completely embracing their identity
wow this is truly telling

Grade A umpball that series.

>That bullshit call claiming Contreras blocked the plate
>Baseman Ump calling this was a foul tip.

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world’s eeries since 2016
LAD 0-2
CHI 1-0

this SO fucking hard... these umpgers have no remorse

we love it!

gg, Doyers.

WINRAR
gg cubs, except that fag who keeps using the umpball excuse. Get fucked

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GG Cusb See you tomorrow

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well gg dodgers... muh legs

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Your identity is being yuppie lifelong scum, avatarfags and people who keep making excuses whenever the scubas lose a game.

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Ah well, can't do much about games like this.
Just got to reset for tomorrow.

Day of the electronic strike zone soon.

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>umpwers talkin shit
LMAO get the FUCK outta here I see you irl I'll shoot you dead FAGGOT

rizzo dab
rizzo dab

>Being this butthurt that you can't beat the Cubs without the Umps bailing you out.
LOL

kek I didn't even notice he was dabbing there

Rizzo dabbing on all those pussies in the NL West, especially Busted Pussy who ruined plays at the plate because of his glass legs