/nfl/ general: cursed thread

NO: New Orleans takes flier on Rishard Matthews
CLE: Report: Mayfield rebuked for Duke comments
CLE: Report: Monken not impressing as Browns OC
DET: Darius Slay might hold out of training camp
CHI: Anthony Miller expected to be ready for camp
KC: Chiefs sign K Harrison Butker to extension
LAR: McVay promises Rams will extend Jared Goff
DET: Theo Riddick on the Lions' roster bubble
DET: Paper predicts 60 catches for Kerryon Johnson
NE: Report: Texans 'digging in' on hiring Caserio

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First for fuck the rams

For me, it's the Dallas Football Cowboys

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for me it's the kansas city chiefs football club

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/Bills Owl 2020/

>leave the gaytriots to me

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Cowboys going 10-6 AT THE LEAST this season and making the playoffs.

Stay rekt haters *dabs*

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Most underrated play of the year

>NO: New Orleans takes flier on Rishard Matthews
huh, how bout that

So now that Baker Mayfield is getting ambushed by his teammates in the lockerroom for his antics and Lamar Jackson is looking like a legit MVP candidate in training camp are you all ready to apologize?

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When will Canada's team, the Buffalo Bills, win a Super Bowl?

2020

This is true
2 years after Brady retires
If you think the dynasty will survive after he’s gone you’re delusional. Belichick wasnt good before Brady and their 2008 season was with the stacked 18-1 roster. The Bulls are irrelevant without Jordan, the Broncos are trash without Peyton, the Patriots will go back once their leader is gone. 6+ rings in 18 years wasn’t a bad deal though.

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Why did duke Johnson request a trade

He doesnt want to plau with a zoomer manlet QB. I'm also sure that the Browns having a raffle among season ticket holders to become their head coach didnt help.

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Okay I lived in Cleveland my whole life. Never been a browns fan. I've always supported the Cavs and Indians. I have never been into the nfl/football in general. However, all of my peers throughout my life always gave more fucks about the Browns, which is fine - I get it. It's the most popular sport here despite having the shittiest franchise for years now. What's pissing me off about my average as fuck friends is their hype about this upcoming browns season. Everyone here is treating baker like a god. As if he has already brought this team a championship and is our almighty messiah blessing us. I just dont see it. This hype is becoming insufferable. Tell me, are the Browns going to be legit good or are they going to be a disappointment?

Easiest schedule of the year?

>Cowboys beating Packers and Vikings
That's not how football works

There's a lotta variables around the browns but fan expectations should be playoffs or just missing (10-6 range). It could implode if the coaching sucks and Mayfield sophomore slumps and if that happens get your popcorn

>forced to retire trip cuz you are always wrong about football
>puts on a name
kys

Also Vikings haven't beaten the Cowboys in like 9 years

That's like one of the hardest schedules of the year

fixed
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player per team:
saints:5
chargers:4
chiefs:4
packers:3
patriots:3
eagles:3
cowboys:3
browns:2
texans:2
lions:2
bears:2
falcons:2
panthers:2
seahawks:2
broncos:2
jags:2
rams:1
colts:1
giants:1
titans:1
raiders:1
vikings:1
ravens:1

lmao @ bengals, cardinals, 49ers, bills, jets, dolphins, steelers, buccs, redskins

win against rams
loss to packers and redskins
10-6

Shit last. Yanda is a better guard than Martin

Lol Prescott's agent asked for 34 mil

>cuckboys
Ohnono ahaha

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JJ is dumb enough to do it

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>chargers
>4
It doesn’t matter. I watched them fail with prime LT, Sproles, and Cromartie. They’ll never miss a shot to disappoint

Not a fucking chance with tags on the table

Where do quints

berds

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>quints

Check these dubs instead

According to him he felt betrayed when they were listening to trade deals a few months ago so he decided to request a trade. Also since they brought in Hunt he probably feels he won't get the touches he wants. Neither side really did anything wrong, they're both just doing whats best for themselves/the team. He's still under contract though so at the very least he'll play most of this season and get traded around week 10. I wouldn't be surprised if they kept him for the whole season if they go on a playoff run though, just for depth

Why do players get offended over being in trades

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much like the vikings, they can sometimes knock some competitive team out that choked harder

I still cant believe we benched our #1 CB for the entire super bowl

absolutely fucking ridiculous

It wouldn't have made a difference. It's not like he's jesus or something.

You now remember Dallas Clark.

But does Dallas Clark remember Dallas Clark?

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I get your annoyance but those fans are experiencing that 'hope' thing and it's hard to push aside when you've been down for so long.

I remember that hope a few times. It was nice. If nothing else I still have memes.

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he was number 2, but idk what the fuck he did or if it was some epic belichick trickery that turned out terrible. I like to thing patricia brough whatever stupidity that was to the lions with him
it was a super close superbowl that was the highest scoring ever. every score by the eagles contributed to the win. you don't think a starter at a premium position could have changed a single score?

What flip was this

Divisonal PO from 2016

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Who got ball

We did.

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Cards but I'm pretty sure they redid the toss

Desperate bird fan

Baker set the rookie qb td record and had almost as many wins as last 3 seasons combined...
Hype is normal retard

Too much rb talent and he thinks he is underutilized (he definitely has been) for his talent.
Should try and trade him for a 3rd rounder now that Chubb has emerged

canadians are so fuckin annoying. fuck them all.

This unironically

pretty sure they didnt

rodgers and eddie lacy carried that team with practice squad lineman and recievers kicking and screaming to this point, only for fitzgerald to do this on the first play of OT

10th easiest via sharpfootballstats.com

based and redpilled

Also last great gasp of Randall cobb. He landed hard on a microphone pack and went out with a lung contusion. Hasn't stayed healthy since.

>get traded
>week 10

>I've watched them fail with two great players at a position that doesn't matter

>/nfl/ generals become far more legible and productive when apehoop posting is in full swing

what a bizarre correlation

I remember that too. they win the game with cobb for sure
then they get dabbed on by the panthers in the nfccg of course

>buttpackers
>deadskins
Yikes

yeah, im thinkin fuck the US

fuck off Toxins
Kraft needs to stop letting these shit teams poach all the coaching talent