YANKEES V WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

would you stop posting this ugly bitch?

.
"no"

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you're wasting precious image space for glorious meredith

>tauchman is back

I hope happ plunks anderson for being an uppity negro

>be Yankee fan
>get AIDS
lol

Fuck now I remember how annoying yankeefag gamethreads are. Let's get this series over with, enjoy your 3 free wins.

I would have pissed my pants if I was Happ

god damn, happ

yeah, they're complete cancer. the OP lives for making game threads here to post the same pictures of their hog over and over again. it's actually really sad.

our first baseman is better than your first baseman

>tauchman back up
for what fucking purpose

>imagine not having designated meredith and lindsey posters for your team's four channel threads
now that would really be sad

Am I the only Sox fan here?!? Wtf!

don't you guys have a tripfag in /mlb/?

damn not even 2 innings of the first game and we already got the other team's fans seething

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imagine actually losing your mind because someone beats you to making a game thread so you now come 20+ minutes early to make sure you do it

tauchman > morales

but honestly I would prefer (ivy league educated) mike ford over tauchman.

I'm here, not paying much attention because it's a Nova start.

shuckin clams ain't shit you fucking mook. you know anything about legistics? can you read shipping manifests? ever move giant fucking legos filled with millions of dollars of stuff in it? dont think so.

they've got two: Rbo, who is anime, and BAJP, who is fat

you seem fun. here's something I just made

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We've been here, there just hasn't been shit to talk about yet so the thread filled up with yakfags gawking over their goblin princess

>other teams four channel fans seethe at the mere sight of our threads

ok that is epic

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hey guys meredith is sort of attractive, don't you think?
can't read shipping manifests or move legos but i've moved ships

aaaaaand Nova goes a solid 1 inning before falling to shit. I guess that means he's improving?

she looks like a mongrel like judge

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>gardy still has a fat lip
ok that is epic

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nobody even scored yet

jawdins mcgee here is about to get didi home

Yeah tomorrow will be better

do you guys think baseball players get bored of playing mid-season?

hmm not exactly

YES IN-DIDI

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Nova just proved my point for me

shoes mcgee does it again

GRIT AND FRAZ

feel like that's a complicated question which doesn't really have a right answer. too many things to take into account. but each player probably has maybe 4 or t games where they feel like that.

THE MCCANNON STRIKES AGAIN

here you go lindsey poster, made this just for you

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Eloy do ya thing

imagine being a player for one of these shit teams and hearing pro yankee cheering from the crowd

>that patagonia sweater
MMMMPPPPPHHHHHH

predict happ's first HR allowed
>inning
>runs allowed

>5th
>2

gleebs really did his yob there

I'll be optimistic
>6th
>1

they're probably used to it. they likely grew up baseball fans and likely found out the Yankees travel very well

why is rondon on this team still?
>could have been my man eddy alvarez shitting it up for the white sox instead
feels bad man

those stirrups look fucking sick on a white sox uni

Why do Yankee posters worship the ugliest women? Is it because you all live in the midwest and don't actually live in New York?

but I'm in ny (state). fuck you on about?

lindsey poster reporting in from westchester, ny
faggot

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Fucking this. Ford needs some real run.

Lemme show you something funny

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outliers from most Yankee fans

can't relate to getting girls coney but thanks for the talk

>most yankee fans don't live in new york
thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. we have fans all over the country but you know there's 9 million people in new york city alone. then we have upstate fans, CT fans, NJ fans. most yankee fans are in the northeast you inbred

queens reporting in
not really into either but would definitely choose meredith because THICC

let me jump in. this is the yankee thread maker and meredith poster.

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I feel like meredith would let you do anything cus she was a chubby low-self-esteem girl. Lindsey is more of a gf lay.

how do u survive in rochester in the winter

wow torres looks nice tonight. hopefully he's coming out of his slump.

.342/.446/.697 in AAA

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GRITNER

yea...i got some grit

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we're like 32-8 or something when he homers

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we had one of the worst winters in 2016 and this past winter was especially bad, but I still had a baby in february. we're just roaches that don't die unless it's by gunshot or drug overdose, and I won't leave either

congrats on the baby. i think you said something about that when you were sick and missed a thread a few weeks ago?
I went to rochester for a tournament when I was in high school back in 2011(?) in March and it was disgustingly cold.

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oh I bet it was haha, I often get sick when it's supposed to be springtime because it's still hovering around 40-50 degrees one day and the next day it's 70. shit never makes sense. I love and prefer cold but this is what I get for leaving southern tier ny (pure comfy country living)

Cleveland was kinda shitty desu lads

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yeah a lot of my family lives in upstate new york, there are some really nice secluded spots. You can find some genuine hick-life if you want. My cousin works on a literal farm thats only 90 minutes from NYC.

very nice, I'm thinking of going closer to the nyc area because I can get to my parents in elmira and actually see jets games at home. the abuse I get going to bills games every season is pure suffering. now somebody get king cuomo to think about us upstate guys

fuck cuomo. I cannot wait until he's out of office. I voted for mark molinaro last fall lmao.

>J.A. Happening

>jose rondon
why

oh my god happ. he's going to end up trying to hit the strike zone and giving them a meat ball.

>8 straight balls
>no mound visit
the absolute state of larry rothschild

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that's whatsup, I last voted in 2016 general election and the republican primaries. my vote doesn't matter here but fuck it

he did, and of course rondon swung right through it
I really don't understand how this dude is still in the majors

he's been out. it's mike harkey right now

he sorta did but it was gas

>tfw no pitching
>is sevy's little brother ready yet?

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>the absolute state of the cc sabathia impersonator

dj the machine
lifetime contract
make plaque now

im late but
>Anderson should spend less time flipping his bat and more time taking grounders

happ is imploding, get someone up in the bullpen

geez he's completely lost command

I really wish I knew what the player cards look like under their hats. just the pitchers that use em not outfielders

alright who we trading for rapid fire

wow who could have imagined him giving up runs here.

GET. SOMEONE. UP.

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He should flip that bat.

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

yep fuck JA Happ done with him

>HAPP

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knew this was too optimistic

FUCKING BUY SOME STARTERS CASHMAN. FUCKING HELL. WE HAVE THE RAYS AND ASTROS COMING UP BTW ASSHOLE

>HAPP

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>its an aaron boone leaves a pitcher in too long episode

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dude haven’t u heard that le epic cashgod is the best GM in the baseball bro?!?&?!

>two more years of HAPP

damn close though.
with that happ is tied for 3rd for most hr against

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Didi lookin cleaaaaan right now

its not cashman's fault that hal is being a jew and refused to buy keuchel

He looks like an ape

hey wouldya look at that we evened it up just to give up a big stupid lead all over again

So does your mother, Harambe didn't complain when he raped her.

ohtani just hit for the cycle, someone post a pic of his cute butt

wtf man

wrong thread

ohtani would make a very cute trap

he's tall as fuck for a jap though. some jav company would still make it work

will we ever see a championship caliber Yankees starting rotation again

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not if hal has anything to say about it. there's no way that they make it past the stros in the post season with this rotation

this bullshit rotation has been the team's key issue for the last 3 years and every fucking year the front office does little/nothing about it. so the answer is no, probably not

>ottavino giving up a hr
okay the yankees are officially cancelled

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fuck this team

nice while it lasted

Honestly this has been some good batting. Ottavino’s got movement on these pitches that would make most anyone else miss. These guys are just locked in right now. It’s impressive.
But it’s also the Sox so I’m confident they’ll still fuck it up.

>tfw if we win, we'll be 1 under 500 on a Giolito day
Not sure if I should be excited or worried

yeah yankee bats can manage another 2 runs

Hey Mike, do you think it's unyankee like to have a player wear the number '0' ? You can never earn your pinstripes wearing that. The Boss would never allow this. I'll hang up and listen.

>kelvin herrera
well so much for those .500 dreams

shit if herrera can turn it around that'd be huge, especially with some regression due from bummer and marshall and colome

Is there anything dj can’t do?

Pitch

willing to give it a shot at this point

imagine if we throw him on the mound in a blowout and he just throws heat out of no where

yankee luck this year dictates that he will blow out his elbow and it needs tj surgery in one game pitching

>Andujar is better than Ohtani

tip top kek

i would say thats deserving of a lifetime contract and a plaque

>anderson spends all his time practicing bat flips instead of taking grounders

It was only funny before he tied the game up

gg sox. we go for 3 out of 4 now

dj please

Good luck with that one friend, punished giolito pitches tomorrow.

Hopefully the curse of .500 doesn't fuck Giolito over

>losing to bummer as closer

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giolito vs .500 matchup of the year

FUCK THIS TEAM IM DONE

Giolito's entire career has led up to tomorrow. He is ready.

A new age for the White Sox dawns tomorrow.

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