Shhhhh spee, my dog is sleeping!

perro dorme

I wanted to have a perro until I've visited friends apartments that have perros and jesus christ they leave a distinctive dog smell all over the furniture that you can never ever get rid of.

*is silent*

also fur everywhere

piss stains all over

loud as fuck throughout

creepy attachment as if they were people since noone else will care about them

be /dogfree/ bro

>what is grooming
>what is training
kys subhuman

it's spee and you know it

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1. yeah that's true
2. no if you take it outside
3. depends on the dog
4. your opinion only

Do what you want bro

wake up and get a job dog

there was no piss, only the smell of dog all over the house.

I personally prefer cats, I trained mine to piss and shit in the toilet from early on and so far 3 years with him haven't had a single problem.

god i wish i had a pitbull

AWOOOOOOOOO~

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that’s why you get a based mini-schnauzer. Not only are they adorable and nice, they don’t shed or smell

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i sleep with my dog and he occasionally braaps on my face

>wanting to do those things
ew
no, it actually happens
you made a good choice in not being another inconsiderate dog owner

t. sōy cat owner

what happens?

Looks like a fucking deer

oh my god THATS ADORABLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Come one, I asked you to keep it quite, you gonna wake her up...

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Alright, you fucks woke her up, hope you are happy....

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the taco bell dog is alive?

*inahles*

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Lose weight and stop thinking about food, Jackson

dog faggots get off my board

dogs are for chads nerd get off Yea Forums

dogs are for basedboys bro...
>needing an animal to get laid

>dog faggots get off my board

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i-it's too loud

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Nobody was talking about getting laid. Perhaps there's two little words I should tell you, beginning with h and s.

I win

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Mine too

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i'm not a cat nigger either

This gif always cracks me up

Literal button eyes. QT!

Good thing all the canadians are in NBA threads.

>i'm not a cat nigger either
EXACTLY what a cat nigger would say