Finnish women
/hoc/
>Finnish "women"
ew
is there a more deserving player that needed to get btfo?
based stick insect poster
>sw*dish women
general reminder that buffalel traded a conn smythe winner for:
Tage Thompson (struggling prospect)
Patrik Berglund (mental health issues, abandoned the team shortly after the trade)
Vladimir Sobotka (garbage)
1st round pick in 2019 draft (31st overall now because they won the stan lee)
Shit thread and sweden should kys themselves
t. assmad bombstonian
yellow and blue wins again
Don't forget >we just signed skinner to a 8x9 contract.
Sweden you are one dumb fuck
I rode O'Reilly in fantasy all year. I didnt win shit and all the other guys made fun of me at the draft. But i knew he aas going to have a huge season, now i get to say i told you so
What time is the game?
Bi-daily reminder
Keep posting 10+ year old pictures im sure she hasnt aged a day
Yikes post above me
>who cares if the bruins lost we'll just bandwagon to the next sport
you win whenever new york is taking a break
more like bi-daily cope
lmao
basically this, Boston will always be second fiddle to NY
blame the finn
can we post more emma watson
Get out
cope
i do
sounds like Bawwston is the one that needs coping
Found a lot of pictures when i image searched this, including some finnish titties. But then i saw this.
>Only 1 stan lee
Back to /nba/ with you nigger
>including mls as a major sports league
>championships from the era when sports were played by plumbers after work
>championships from before 1980
yikes
all this boston seething
once there was a finn
who let the five hole in
selah
based coping retard
REMINDER that boston fans are TRANNIES
cringe boomer incontinence
Good to see everyone wearing their Bruins stuff as I walk around today despite the tremendous chokejob and letdown that was last night
Oh he's seething now
>ah, yes, apeball and niggergrab the true sport of the irish
Just took a stinky Massachusetts, lads. Had to flush twice.
How are we doing today Laineation?
has there ever been a more lopsided trade?
>cant win the stanley at all besides one odd year
yeah great city you got there lmao. what a city of champions if you cant win the greatest trophy
absolute state of the new bettman brubergs
>every other major sports team proudly bears the name of their city
>bostons handegg team declares allegiance to a literal group of multiple states
>bostonians actually applaud this
has this level of cuckoldry appeared before in history?
still a little hungover lads
for me it’s winning game 7 in Bawston
>took Hamilton to cover
>collaros is down already
>proudly bears the name of their city
>carolina
>golden state
>florida
>new jersey
>colorado
>minnesota
>arizona
wow your wicked smaht
i'm a retard, give me (you)s
Just got a fresh order of some cute panties and buttplugs yesterday and could have tried them all out but instead chose to watch my bruins lose :(
HEY TONEH HOW COME BAHSTON DIDNT WIN?
Xheattle Dickgirls
>15/16
Typical
Ma-mommy
race: american
>Her tits
Real or fake?
She ain't no Shannon Whirry that's for sure
I’d put money on fake
idk they look like milk tits
She does have a newborn but how do they stay so firm, then again why was the flag wavingb in zero gravity?
Real or fake?
gary propaganda
The Patriots aren't in Boston though???
>mfw now we move up past Detroit
ha suck a dick squids, you're lucky we don't have an apehoop or a handegg team anymore
God it fucking sucks being a Bruins fan today.
Expect all future Stanley cups to be forced to Game 7
Jets won the cup
>Swedish women
the avco cup
kek
Russian girls have one of the largest average tit sizes. Could totally be real.
>then again why was the flag wavingb in zero gravity?
Left-over inertia from the force of the guy planting it into the ground.
Having checked her whole instagram right now, she looks hotter here than in any other photo ever. Those milkies... Not even a tit guy, but DAMN
If that's what we're counting, then so did the Whalers.
Post link
ZERO
F
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N
S
remember when euros and south americans were spamming "MESSI" like a bunch of cringey low t numales and /hoc/ was absolutely SEETHING?
oh right theres the nigball game today and people are gonna spam. yay
who here /lifelong/?
spam what
you know what is gonna happen
>my nogs are finna dab on these leaf nogs lads
Big black dicks and cuck videos, your favorite
lmao what are you having? hindu kush up in this shit
gorilla glue 4
i picked up some pink bubba the other day
COPE AND SEEEEEETHE
>but what about the past
lmao the absolute state of bombston
Still think blue cheese was the absolute best indca i ever smoked, highly recommend
Still in disbelief the St Louis Blues are Stanley Cup champs lads.
"White breath" (I think my dealer is just retarded and can't remember the actual name) concentrate
STL bro here, I’m still just waiting on the next series to start. It still doesn’t feel real.
Got that chronic yo
>you now have Gloria stuck in your head
>rent free Ruins
sweet bros with this mass reply
lads i'll be hosting another /hoc/ movie night tonight on cytybe if anyone wants to join. last night was fun
What's on the menu tonight bud
7 pst again?
:y
Play something that isnt shit tonight
what's that and where?
>Blues are the first team on the new ring
Whos next?
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc
I can't imagine how insufferable Bostonfags would be if the Pats didn't lose 3 times, Bruins 2 times and the Celtics once this century
my nuckies. This is the era where legacies of failure and pain end.
i will be there :)
"B-BUT CURSE OF THE BAMBINO!"
"WE'RE SUFFERING!"
Thoughts?
>Lightning
>Bruins not dropping off a cliff next season
>Knights that high
>Laffs that high despite never winning a playoff series in the salary cap era
>Canadiens that low for some reason
looks like kakko and jacko are shit
wow it's nothing
Sabres and Canucks are both in bad shape.
St. Louis only pulled it off because they inadvertently put the next Roy/Broduer/Hasek in net during their early season goalie carousel.
Ottawa was 300-1 less than 24 hours ago
Pretty sure it was Washington last year
Canucks aren't that bad right now. They just need another good Dman and a good winger to play with Horvat
Nucks are shit
Based
Canucks surprise playoffs next season and meme to the WCF
Jeez calm down there Satan
Cheeky Canadiens
I fucking hope so
Won't watch floorsqueak till the final 2 minutes
that's 2 minutes of gay now you have to leave /hoc/ forever
no the blueline is terrible right now. even if quinn has a beast season, adding 1 freeagent dman isnt enough. look at mdz as an example. he was playing 20+ minutes a game for the cantpucks. he goes over to the blues and hes not even their number7 guy.
big finnish bull bust will unbust himself and bring on the second coming of sami salo :DDD
/lifelong/ rangers fan
Jets won cup
bottom 10, from Edmonton on down
you find $50 and must put it on one of those 10 teams to win it all
>who?
Just played Gloria at the bar lads
my rapties :)
McDavid should request a trade due to Alberta's struggling oil economy
Reminder on top of being an annoying retard, I could handicap CFL lines. So you should still resepect what I say
big severe thunderstorm approaching lads, might lost power RIP ill see you all in Valhalla
if they miss the playoffs again which they probably will i would bet my left nut mcmeme demands a trade. the soilers team is so slow that they look like they're heading into a rebuild, not out of it
sometimes sam straight up says unfunny shit. trying too hard, lad
Godspeed brother
That OP pic is awful I want to puke why did you
the oilers issue is management and how they play mcdavid and draisaitl. Maybe ken holland turns them around, or theyre the same fucking oilers as always
McMeme to Pens soon lads
in southern california Gloria is a taco stand
Nobody cares about mexico paco
imagine watching apehoop over cfl
hey if you have thunderstorms, smoke some of dat
sounds a bit gay to be honest
it's okay you can cuddle up next to binlan
> all that make up and the wrinkles are still visible
I don't give a fuck. I don't know what I could do to get permanently banned from this place. I can't fucking stand it here anymore. I can give you picks if you want but I charge (You)s
Kings desu I dont think they are as bad as they were last year
Better not catch you (You)ing a tripfag ever again
yeah come over here you teddi beer
why does sam always have to try to so hard to be a big boy?
Habs
Their core is showing more promise than that number implies
All I want is (You)s. nothing else excites me anymore
Habs also have based nick suzuki, so hopefully he does well for montreal
had a protein shake for lunch and dinner today lads
WE DA NORF
My gf had a protein shake earlier, if you know what i am saying
if i do know what you're saying (and i think that i do) your girlfriend swallowed your sperms earlier
however i am also inclined to think you are telling a fib
thinking about making some hockey-inspired tiktok vids, lads
going to deke a bowl
Reply to this post. Thanks
The worst thing about the bloos winning is that cancer gremlin has something to be happy about
do you have no heart?
>93422276
>93421960
>93422276
>93421960
Yeah, I have a man's heart
>i want something
>you have it
>option 1: take it
>option 2: if I can't take it, i hope bad things happen to you
how? their defense is getting older, and so is price
Thank you. Again?
and their main offense is getting key injections of youth and speed
I don't think so.
>toronto ch-ch-ch-choking
I'm so deredere for finland
basketball games don't mean shit until the end
literal sociopath mentality
so is literally everyone in the league because that's the way the game is now
Considering the habs were just barely missing the playoffs, I can see them vouching for a spot next year
YOUR 2019 STANLEY CUP CHAMPS
Literal bitch
>xbox
Cringy Cali faggot communist psyop tech warfare botnet
>ps4
Based glorious Nippon
maybe, but nobody in the east should be significantly dropping off aside from the teds, and that's only because everyone is leaving. it'll probably be another year of hasb and canes fighting for a spot. the hasb don't even have an established 1C still since drouin busted on them
don't make anymore posts
Drouin didnt have a terrible season last year. The habs issue is gonna be on defense but I think that they'll be a playoff team soon. They know what has to be done
he didn't, but drouin is a center you want on your 2nd line, not a center you build your team around
seXcox commie faggot detected
nap
St Louis Cardinals have 11 world series championships fuck nut
and that center could be suzuki or poehling, even if poehling isnt a canadian born person
dont worry lafreniere is coming home
delete this post before anyone sees how stupid you are, hill billy
>Patriots
>Boston
I'm off to the bed and maybe play some Angery birbs 2, good night to you all
suzuki is a solid prospect but you can't immediately say he's a top center without seeing him play a game in the NHL yet. same with poehling, it was 1 meme game
he's a left winger, and at this rate he's gonna go to the snes or teds given how hard these teams are going to tank next season
speedy manlets are not the future
lul
goodnight finlan
Getting a bit late for dindin lads. Think im just gonna have beer and sunflower seeds
I think its possible though given how suzuki played in the CHL this entire year. Kid has some great hockey sense. As for poehling, he can do something well if he builds as a player for the next year. Habs have something special brewing regardless
you forgot to tell us you love us
Can’t wait for someone to heem a nipponese manlet lads
>no schedule
DELET THIS THREAD NOW
aito is still a few years away
theres no more games lad
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
Loving you till my last beer runs dry
based
they have good young talent but that defense tells me that they'll be a worse laffs but with better goaltending. it all depends if tatar and domi regress to their means or not
dal @ vgk should be litty
Shut up hill billy
well, we all are speculating anyway. lets wait for the free agency and who gets who to get a scope on how the season will be.
they have some good young prospects, but so do lots of teams. i dont think their prospect pool is that much more amazing than other teams around them.
don’t talk to your soon to be father like that
I'm thinking >we're up next to leave the cupless basement and join the party.
>your team
>highest touted prospect
>will he make roster next season
i'm thinking you should pull the trigger
raptors are gonna do it lads
>shorks
>merkley
>no
suzuki had a pretty good playoffs, so there's some buzz around him. aside from that they had a barren wasteland of a prospect pool before they landed kotkaniemi, and now phoeling is "considered" a top prospect because he scored 3 goals in his first (and only) game
>pongs
>based Latvia lad Teddy Blueger
>yes, generational latvia
>nobody mentions them at all
>feels the need to mention his team
>nucks
>hughes
>definitely
*skates around you*
>vegASS
LeL
going to watch the fourth quarter of the rapties lads
shame no two hughes on the canucks. fucking draft lottery
Top prospect will probably be whoever they draft in a week
won't be watching gaybeeay because i'll be at the jim instead
*busts around you*
but they'll probably play it there so that all the azns crowd around the tvs
nah they're all at the bars. i constantly hear cheers because of the game
Fuck the Warriors, lads. And fuck this place.
t. gay area user
who will regress the hardest next season? there's no way giordano puts up anything beyond 30 points at age 36. if he did it would be impressive
he's the goat
the cantpucks really didnt help themselves forcing so many shootouts.
Jordan Binnington
As an aside, I feel like Jake Allen taught him how to play the puck
the isles
the entire penguins team
sure alot of non-whites in this rapties game lads
dont really see anyway the pongs near 100 points again next year tbqh
why? I think that defensive core is going to become elite
goalies will regress hard which carried the team
vanilla gorilla doesn't work, need a new v
NOOOOOOOO WHY DID THEY GET SO MANY OF GARY'S MINIGAME AAAAHHHHH
it was insane how many garyouts the team had at the end portion of the season. markstrom straight up didn't want to lose
vagina widener
imagine how based it would be if somebody drove a van of peace through jurassic park right now
what
uh oh, my nogs are finna dab
imagine the ass devastation of the raptors choking a 3-1 lead and losing game 7 at home
golden state pretty much guaranteed to win at this point
it's ogre
basketball sucks ass
fuck off pajeet
fuck off lakwon
yes
based
i don't watch basketball i just want to see toronto get btfo
after the cfl game ended the apehoop game came on but i turned it off
clean foul
I don't fucking understand how fouls work in this "sport"
FUCK THE WARRIORS!!!
touch player and get fouled. They should be allowed to cross check
what don't you understand? it's not complicated
i know nothing about apehoop except you have to put the rock in the basket
Get balls deep
Wow so apehoop are just a bunch of divers too?
gonna give a shoutout to /hoc/ in the basketball thread, lads
t. assblasted shork
why are they called the town?
You just have to stick to your game, lad.
well they're black
they dive a lot as a ploy
>he did play pickup games with the lads
lol bunch of fat friendless virgins on /hoc/
nice typo faglord
maybe he meant to type it out that way
i actually had the most rebounds in my league one year when i was a weelad.
my raptor
can you fags even shot 3s
gettin litty
i reckon they need a neutral zone in apehoop
I wasn't allowed to play apehoop in gym. I'd always foul out
I can't even shoot a 2
Thinking floorsqueak needs offsides
shall
what movie tonight?
reminder
i had mad juke skills, could pretty much burn anyone to the hoop, but couldn't make a jump shot to save my life
i prefer it when people are white
stay away from jew york then
As do most other whites
i do lad
Me too
when's the next march?
the apehoop is going to stop calling the team owners "owners" because it makes the monkeys feel like their slaves. soon they won't have steals in their sport because it makes the players feel like regular black people
after february lad
>lolden state
every warriors player literally ded but curry
i'll mark it on my calendar lad, thnx
>kawhi with the MASSIVE block
>ball goes to golden state for reparations
Can't wait
this one
>youtube.com
fuck off apehoop
is drunk brett hull /ourguy/
diversity is your strength
>people still drink dick mortons
do you think he would listen to his dad beat his mom or would he try to drown it out?
i'd school you lads 1on1
the fouls make this shit unwatchable. 0 flow to the game
probably ive never really played apehoop
Call your own fouls? You'd be sweeping up your teeth while I miss lay ups
1on1 hockey you brown skins
it's coming home, boys
you wouldnt even be able to keep up with me
>sunbelter wants to play posts but he just dings his stick since he can't raise it
Nope. Not even gonna lace up for ya
>a fucking NOTE
happy for toronto desu
Jets won the cup retard. They lost blues on purpose to expose mauri as a shit coach to earn LainGOAT the contract he deserves.
>he can't even hockey stop on one skate
MODS
do you call mods on speed dial?
uh guys my monitor keeps flickering off
I'm watching modern family. That's my offseason resolution
You could do better
Yea but I don't really want to. That would be a lot of work
can't wait for the bay area to turn on the poorriors
vanfleet huh? more like ON FLEEK
what went wrong?
binge watch tpb
DRAYBOON
Put a pizza in the oven lads
skate size size too small
HAPPENING
gonna go dude
WHY ARE YOU AT THE BARS LAD?
>leaving green wide open every possession
holy shit get your shit together raptors
Tpb seasons ranked:
2
3
7
6
4
5
1
POWER GAP
The rest
I carry with me the great finnish hockey wisdom desu
coming down to the wire lads
t.
decent list tbqh
Who gets Koopa Kaka
uwotm8?
is rock the correct streetnigger term for a basket ball?
>rags
No its dragonball
Golden goat
>mooronto choketers
youtu.be
why the fuck didn't they just stand there with the ball?
fuck why did they let moronto win
LOL WARRIORS BTFO
Kawaii Leapord
MY RAPTIES
OUR rapties :3
canada wins again
>1993
>Canada is NOW apehoop country
>st Louis full of Canadians win
>the ONE Canadian basketball team wins
>closet homosexual (Canadian) Tom Brady won another football cup
>Canada dykes are gonna win the footie
Canada just can't stop winning
>LAFFS
Which part of Toronto you from lads?
how the fuck do people watch this shit """sport"""? they are all just standing around
>beats your most annoying meme dynasty
you're welcome
FUCK THE WARRIORS LELELELELEL!
Brampton
JUSTIN DID IT
>win championship
>can't even celebrate with your team cause cameras and interviewers already in your face
Basketball and Football are the worst for this shit
basketball nations get the fuck out of my /hoc/
CANADA
THE NBA TITLE IS YOURS
my rapties :)
Ottawa
brapton
Based timeline now that the blues and raptors have dispersed the evil
>two cupless virgin teams win their respective cups
what's going on, lads?
>the good guys won both the lee and the meme squeak trophy
holy fucking based
Adam Silver > Gary ????
It's a new era baby
Hockey does this so much better. The players won it not the owner
nope /ourgary/ mogs silver
My boy Marc Gasol gets a ring now.
when will the floorsqueak niggers calm down?
damn bill russell is getting up there in age.. :(
Imagine if Doug Armstrong got to hoist the Cup before Pietranglo. Imagine how fucking shit that would be. Don't understand why the NBA and NFL do it like that
who the fuck is this ugly ass interview chick she sound like a dyke
Their suffering lives on in spirit, but it just isn't the same..
HEY
time to modify
if black people don't die before their 50's they live to be like 100
I know the jets have won 7
Are these facial aesthetics achievable Natty? Girl here btw
"Toronto has always been a hockey town. It's not a hockey town no more."
>laffs
Can someone give a quick run down
Congratulations Canada :)
thanks :)
is it still 1993 or will this count?
you tell me satan
It's rather ominous that whe nVegas joined, the Caps won. And Seattle is coming in Blues won. And just so happens to never change alphabetically. What are the hockey gods up to here?
Xheattle Dickgirls
Arizona next year
Xheattle Dickgirls
Xheattle Dickgirls
Can't wait for the logo and jersey to come out so I can I churn out those edits
Xheattle Dickgirls
make the edit
I literally can’t wait for this to be the OP image of all their gamethreads
which one?
steph is so cute
We told you last time that's a gosh darn trap
seattle smukfrogs
>US team wins Cup
>Haha Canadians would rather play in America
>Canadian team wins NBA championship
>LOL THEIR TEAM IS FULL OF AMERICANS. CANAKEKS BTFO
Vancouver the year after
when the FUCK is the movie starting
Those colours are yuck city
>you can also smell the legal DUDE in the celebrations too
If we're wrapping around the alphabet you're behind the Jets.
How long until allah sends a truck of piece into that crowd of leafs
And you fuck dogs too
Oh I didn't know the Paris Raptors won
GO RAPTIES!
God damnit hoc wake up
Beat it faggot, hockey is dead on Yea Forums
Did shannon do a rapties livestream on The Entertainment Guy channel?
Caillou Cakko desu
horseheads
Where is the nigger that promised a stream
That socks look like a fucking local u14 team
kepler where you at m8
shall be starting rogue one over at cy dot tube/r/offseasonhoc in 5 mins, get your popcorn ready
If you’ve ever used the word clavicle unironically in a sentence you’re a fuckin weirdo creep desu
why do finns play always tongue stuck-out?
Based kepler
Nevermind
Was that the one with the kung fu guy?
what happened?
what????
that's not me. he's probably mad that its rogue one
tampon bay choke is fun to watch again
Finns use their tongue as a sort of lightning rod to condense the hockey molecules in the air and convert them into energy for play
Since you have to ask it’s no wonder you didn’t make the ‘chel
h-how dare they stream something that i don't like
Um hes some star wars streaming cuck
/cric/ rules /h*c/ drools
please watch our sport
Redpill me on this bizarre rivalry
Get in lads. It's movie time
cy dot tube/r/offseasonhoc
this is the post
get out
Please see
oh nonononono
t. utter cazzie freshcunt fresh off the boat from facebook and plebbit
Has anyone ranked 2019 prospects by bideltoid width?
Reckon we need a /hoc/ general in indiachan
moldova
>please pay attention to us, white man
Hello my yellow friend
you have my attention
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
I've only seen this man's real neck once
this
odds righty is a tranny now?
5:27
99.9%
>now
100%, he posted his butthole on /cric/
h-huomenta?
Taking my second bath of the day lads
seems a bit gay lad
Do you use shampoo first or conditioner first?
rapties
hlw dear boro
People condition first?
Posted in the indiachan thread but some janny pajeet deleted the thread
holy mother of BASED
Shampoo but I use neither in the bath, I save the actual bathing for my post-bath shower
Sang a song for /cric/, didn't elicit much reaction
good lad
anybody watching
hello binlan
next thread better have crying marchand
no
I am
Most forgettable season ever. I miss 2018
ya
For me, it’s the next thread
is anyone actually making it?
Most disgusting beard I’ve ever seen
LOW T
here
Someone post a shall