Failed footballer is shorter than Chinaman

>being shorter than a Chinaman
OH NO NO NO NO NO

The Rock? more like The Pebble

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kek

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everyone is a manlet eventually

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REMINDER:
That time Big Kev BTFO in closet homo Dwaynetty "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"

Rock: "What three things would you like to get in?"

Nash: "Well, I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in and physically there is nothing you can do about it."

>Nash returns to WWE because Rock was failing to draw
>Rock goes off script & disrespects veteran Nash calling him a bitch
>Nash like a man confronts Rock then BTFO's him in ring in front of the world
>"WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!"
>Rock then disrespects again Nash while putting there match together
>Nash informs Rock he'll physically knock the fuck out of Rock
>Rock runs to Pat Patterson crying who tells Rock that Nash was right
>2 years later Rock is scared to approach Nash at a restaurant and avoids him
>7 years later mans man Nash confronts Rock again and squashes their beef

The Rock's daughter is a mongoloid. She inherited Dwaynettys masculine features and high forehead. He should have forced his she-hulk ex-wife Dani who he impregnated (hmm maybe Nash was right about Dwayne being a fag) to abort the hermaphrodite.

On a related note the reason The Rock's manly ex-wife divorced him was because she got tired fucking him with a strap-on which she did to fufill his gay fantasies while he was recovering from his gyno bitch tits surgery

Nash is so much better than little Dwayne, in EVERY way. As a wrestler, Nash blows little Dwayne out of the water, no argument to be had there. NWO, anyone? Even as an actor, if you take into account that Nash stars in smaller-budget movies, his are way more profitable than the Rocks, on average. Little Dwayne might make a little more at the box office but when his stupid movies cost ten times more and have a hundred times the marketing budget, yeah no wonder. Imagine if Nash starred in *anything* with the budget and marketing of any of little Dwayne's movies, it would easily be twice as profitable and bigger hits. Dwayne can't act.

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shut the fuck up and

based

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IF YA SMELL

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KWAB

This

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>Verne Troyer

F

warwick davis, steel toe boot, etc

5'11 vs 6'2

>the Rock, quoted height 6'5
>Israel Folou, 6'4

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Is Danny DeVito a midget or just very short?

Very short. Messi would be the same without the growth hormones Barca put him on.

So you're saying Danny would also have been the GOAT if he was put on hormones by barca right?

Didn't The Rock get a boob job because he had moobs?

Thats way too much knowledge on redneck theather

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exactly.

cringe wolfcoon

>penaldo still standing on tiptoes

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if it starts with a 5, your a midget.

5 ‘ 11 1/2 vs 6 ‘ 0

>Your

The Mountain? more like The Hill

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if it starts with a 6 you'RE also a midget, midget

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I like how the manlet is wearing a Bruce Lee shirt. Pottery.

wtf does this always happen
>go to see wrestling in the park
>hamlet completely chimps out and goes off script out of no where and duel laetres accusing claudius of killing his father now ophelia ded
seriously wtf was Hamlet thinking