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FIRSt for tony
Is there a single fighter hotter than valerie loureda? Holy fuck
Tony bless
Holy storms
3 PIECE AND A SODA!!!!
I saw the video yesterday.
twitter.com
You should follow this account for street heems. Don’t know why the dude touched him to begin with though.
I’m sure alcohol was involved
Only time I feel legit like heeming someone is when I’m liquored up with the bois
Quit now. You don't want CTE.
I would have sex with her. rough sex even
how does she make weight with an a*s like that?
/heem/s thoughts on UFC unfiltered?
>Conor has not turned down ANY fights.
What the fuck does it mean? We know that he didn't sign Gaethje's offer
P*ssed that they got rid of Chris the Producer. Otherwise I listen to it occasionally as mindless background noise.
Jesus christ, sometimes I forget how fucking huge NBA players are. he mogs Ngannou worse than Ngannou mogged Cejudo
Dons
i wonder what it feels like for really tall people to meet someone who mogs them
Imagine being able to look down on Ngannou
Holy fuck that was good. What a retard.
>tfw 6'5
>tfw Shaq makes you look like a 5'6 guy standing next to a 6'2 guy
Me in the middle
>Grizelle
>Loureda
>Macedo
Is this the ultimate trifecta?
>jones coasts to another boring decision against a shitty middleweight
If nunes doesnt heem holly in the first im just turning off my tv, going to bed and asking for a refund on the ppv in the morning.
Francis rips him to the liver and it's over.
>bjj tournament in a few weeks
>am bang in the middle of my division
Should I cutbabby and heem manlets or bulk up brehs?
Me on the left
Focus on maximizing your ability, not your performance.
For me boys it's Garth Algar
what the fuck, that's photoshopped right?
Any webms?
the pose accentuates it
Remember Hardy work?
THE RETURN OF A FORMER TWO DIVISION CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO HEEMED THE NEXT TITLE CHALLENGER, /HEEM/'S MOST POLARIZING FIGURE IS SET
when can we expect to know the fights for fight night in amsterdam on sept 14?
obviously reem, what else is a possibility? rakic maybe?
yes
The 14th is in Vancouver. I think they’re moving Amsterdam later
GDR when she takes zero damage from Aspie Lard
youtu.be
10:25
Ima need one of you mfs to make a webm of this
>06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
>06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
>06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
>06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
What are we watching, boys?
son of a bitch, they must have changed that like yesterday
>he mogs Ngannou worse than Ngannou mogged Cejudo
Now that's a stretch my dude
Jack 1:1-18
1) In the beginning was the Braaapft, and the Braaapft was within God, and the Braaapft was God.
2) The Braaapft was in the beginning within God.
3) All Braaapfts were brapped by him; and without him was not any Braaapft made that was brapped.
4) In him was Braaapft; and the Braaapft was the Braaapft of men.
5) And the Braaapft brappeth in darkness; and the darkness constipated it not.
6) There was a Braaapft brapped from God, whose name was Jack.
7) The same cum for the wittless, to bear witness of the Braaapft, that all Braaapft through him might be-brapped.
8) He was not that Braaapft, but was sent to bear witness of that Braaapft.
9) That was the true Braaapft, which brappeth every Braaapft that cummeth onto the world.
10) He was in the woods, and the woods was brapped by him, and the woods smelt him not.
11) He cum unto his crown, and his bum received him not.
12) But as many as received him, to them gave he laxatives to become the Braaapfts of God, even to them that believe on his Braaapft:
13) Which were born, not of bowel, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of Braaapft, but of God.
14) And the Braaapft was made putrid, and smelt among us, (and we beheld his gory, the gory as of the only Braaapft of the Father,) full of disgrace and Braaapft.
15) Jack bare witness of Braaapft, and cried, saying, This was Braaapft of whom I brapped, He that cummeth over me is putrid before me: for he was beneath me.
16) And of his Braaapfts have all we received, and disgust for disgrace.
17) For the flaw was given by Moses, but disgrace and Braaapft cum by Jebus Christfaggot.
18) No man hath braaaped God at any time; the only begotten braaapft, which is in the bowel of the Father, he hath brapped him.
>you will never sniff her moist sticky fingers after she scratches her poon in public
why even live
holy fucking shit dont go to paige vanzant's instagram
Ngannou is actually a midget
fuck didn't read the thread
I wish I had listened. Why the fuck would she post that?
*It's nothing sexual. Just a surgical wound. Do not click.*
>you now realize the reason she's getting so big out of camp is probably due to birth control from banging this guy
not so bad when there's no blood
this one kinda makes me hungry
How's the weather up there?
alright, sunny and was 18C today. can't complain.
Was this guy trolling or is he taking the picks? I'll do them if he's not
likely wasn't
Sweet, fighters getting upgraded into cyborgs
bulk bjj is made for manlets
I thought she was a Christian? What's with the tattoos.
Nice, 32C here, awful.
That's the good stuff.
Renato Moicano vs. Chan Sung Jung
John Lineker vs. Rob Font
Bryan Barberena vs. Randy Brown
Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa
Kevin Holland vs. Alessio Di Chirico
Ashley Yoder vs. Syuri Kondo
Webm bro coming in clutch
do you think paige likes being the pretty girl of the ufc or does she resent it because people won't take her seriously as a fighter?
I kind of like her as a person and don't like incels shitting on her for being pretty.
TKZ
Lineker
Bam Bam
KGB
Holland
Yoder
Barely a woman.
Deceptively nice bunda
the goof said they're booking a fight for Darren till soon
till vs brunson
she loves it. She gets paid more than 95% of the roster for being a pretty can.
Milking every penny they can they see toilet brush is down towards shitterville in the sewage with the oblongs
Everyone that has high testosterone will not submit picks for this event
The absolute madman should stay out for at least a year. Dude needed an oxygen tank after getting KOed three months ago.
He's going to get heemed again.
shes a 5
Rory MacDonald vs Neiman Gracie
Chael Sonnen vs Lyoto Machida
Dillon Danis vs Max Humphrey
Darrion Caldwell vs Kyoji Horiguchi
Ricky Bandejas vs Patrick Mix
Eduardo Dantas vs Juan Archuleta
Everyone that has high testosterone will not submit picks for this event either
DAZN is interdimensionally broadcasting. ONEcucks BTFO
She has gotten a lot less pretty from the increased testosterone and repeated impacts.
Neymar
Undefeated
God
Wolf
Mix
Dantas
I always feel dirty when I watch Bellator and Bellator related content.
At least the fighters are allowed their own sponsors, so they likely get paid better overall
BREAKING NEWS
DEATH TO DAZN, LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
lmao
only thing im looking forward to is artem vs paulie lads
Based Cockhold
>Installing an actual 12 gauge in her arm
Madwoman
realistically, can /heem/ heavyweights ever have a chance against and Ozeki Ranked Rishiki?
take pic related for example. 370 lbs and 6 '3. He would literally kill DC
That is very dirty they shouldn't be paid too much
Hey guys, so since everyone in this thread is an autistic “personality” now, and we just shitpost instead of actually discussing MMA, I’m thinking of starting my own character. What should my “thing” be?
Every athlete that could heem him in his own sport is not doing this meme sport. Any Top 5 NFL lineman would destroy him
I would cruise to a 3 round decision over this goof
The greatest four natty UFC fighters of all time
>sarcastaball
>athletes
all manlets too
only one of those four is a manlet
If GSP makes this list then so does BJ
>Cannor
>not a manlet
they're all under 6'2
taller than you, pedro.
anyone 5'9/180cm is a manlet
>dance around for 2 rounds
>fat dude tires out trying to get to you
>takedown, ground and pound
How many more examples do we need?
hahahaha
>the guy that holds the record for most consecutive ufc defeats
shouldn't be on any list ever
im actually an inch taller, thank you. I'd heem manlet mctapper
They definitely dont lol, Bellator pays way less on average
i used to think 6 feet was a respectable height since all the men(lets) in my family are but 6 feet is literally nothing, no one respects you for your height unless you're at least 6'2
180cm = 5'10 though
Why do they keep giving RDA shit fights?
he's been demoted to 3rd string gatekeeper
So Bellator finally has a half decent card but it starts at 8am UK? Lmao
What's the starting time for Americans?
Because he's stupid enough to accept them
The only time I've ever been called tall by a woman is when I was wearing steel toed boots in the winter that made me over 6'0.
Good fight, be interesting to see how Leon approaches this one if he tries pushing and wrestling RDA heavily
BJ is still the GOAT LW until Khabib beats Tony
does that conflict with your schedule?
Rory
Machida
Danis
Horiguchi
Bandejas
Archuleta
Not going to be too interesting, just look at how Leon fought Cowboy. He'll try to stall RDA against the fence a bunch, might use his size advantage to land a few shots
didn't tochinoshin get demoted
what?
It's in NYC. How is that possible?
8am in the UK would be 3am in NYC.
Can anyone stop /heem/'s girl?
he barely win his 10th bout so he will return as Ozeki
imagine getting flushed by a 5'1 woman wearing a skirt
>no wmma
based and redpilled
It's at 3am liar
I don't know where you got 8am from.
He fought Cowboy at all ranges, it was a solid fight, and RDA is far more likely to push back
I kinda want to see yoel move up to lhw and flush rockhold again just for the keks
My mistake lads I googled "Bellator 222" and that was the result on the side. I think I saw someone else mention 8am too so I just assumed it was correct because >Bellator
So it's tomorrow night, right? That's good
Only a racist uneducated shitbag would disrespect the MMA achievements of Khabib.
Fuck Dan and Melissa Shea
Fuck Jannies
Fuck Kikes
Fuck Niggers
2019... I am forgotten....
Man this place is trash nowadays. What happened?
poop on the brain, unironically
Only a racist would know he lost to Tibau
Canada? probably C16
What part of "Sponsors" do you not understand?>uk
dont care
>Dan and Melissa Shea
literally who
Twitchy and his unemployed wife
Watched "There will be Blood" for the first time yesterday.
Smashing film.
Daniel Day Lewis is one heck of an actor if you'll pardon my French.
i unironically thought it fucking stunk
conor got fucked up that's what happened
How much do you think a second division mma fighter is getting from sponsors? For sure aj mckee is reeling in the mr pib money, b
Thoughts on Melissa Shea (wife of the beloved twitchGOD) ranting about her husband?
Yeah. So what. I muttered and mumbled some things. Yeah. So what if you heard them. You are being a fucking ass. I was only asking you if you were coming to bed and how do you respond? By getting angry and upset with me. Fuck you! Fucking A! And yeah I know you heard me when I muttered ehat I muttered. I wanted you to hear it. I wanted you to know that you are being fucking ridiculous! Just getting uoset with for what? Not javing sex with you? This again? Are you fucking kidding me? Is that all that a relationship is to you? Sex? That's it? You need sex to validate that you are loved? You fucking suck.
So sorry. I am a surface level thinker. So beat me. Hate me then. This is fucking dumb and ridiculous!
Fine. Maybe I am too harsh. Maybe I have done this to you exactly and you are paying it back. Fine. I get it. I'm sorry and I'll be more careful from now on
So I did get upset with you out of nowhere and I always try to make up for it. Yes. I have a shitty way of dealing with stuff like this. Yes I just shut down when things get too complicated or does not interest me. Fine. I'll work on getting better people skills. Mom did say that I need to do that.
I need to figure out my life and get my shit together. I need to learn to be a better person. The bigger person. Cant be upset too easily. Yes I joke around alot Yes I understand it gets annoying at times. We just never talk about our feelings and too headstrong. Both of us If you won't take the first step, then I should, correct? I should be the mature grown up one. Though it wont matter as you wont respect it anyways. No I don't say certain things because I know it will hurt you and you would be sad about it. So I keep it to myself I rather think it is all my fault. Let me carry all the burdens, even if it kills me. Which would actually be better since those around me do make me want to kill myself
Besides that the way I gotta was a way of being able for itself, and it had a little more significant things into it than it is the only thing I would want. The vat was lost and it had to exit to the exit within the vat of exit the exit within the vat and the vat was lost and it was the only exit to the vat and the exit of the vat is is within the exit the way the separation is is not being able for the exit to the exit within the vat of the vat within a certain degree degree in human consciousness or not a certain degree of certain level of certain way to the exit of exit the exit within the vat. The exit exit and I’ll exit the way to the realm.
i watched 3 movies in a row with him cause people said he's a great actor i didn't like any of them. there will be blood, gangs of new york, and lincoln, not because of his acting though
I've abandoned my child
>got his shit pushed in by canson tibau
>could only dryhump cans like trujillo and healy to decision
>couldnt even finish a chinlet and cardiolet in bumbozo
>ducked tony because owwwie my ribs! :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie my tiramisu tummy fatass :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie conor hurt my feelings by calling me a goatfucking pedophile :(
>biggest win is a coked up semi retired featherweights cardiolet
>second biggest win is a part time real estate agent on a days notice who spent months training for a striker
>has literally ducked every high level wrestler possible
>is a sheep fucker
>has a fat pig wife
>diddles kids
>is a virgin
>has seizures
Is there a bigger fraud in sports?
What the fuck man! What the fuck did I do this time, huh? Fucking A. You're honestly just finding shit to hate me about. I can't sleep, maybe I want sex. Can that not be an option? Did you have to say it like that? "Just go to bed already." Like what the fuck man. What the fuck did I do that made you so pissy with me. Are you seriously telling me that you do need bud? Do you hate me that much now? What the fuck man. How the fuck are you just to be mad with me like that? Holy fuck man. What the fuck did I do now? Please tell me so I can correct my wrong. Seriously what the fuck! Fucking A!!! Fycking asshole. I really do think now that you are trying to make me hate you. Maybe I should just give you that. I'm sorry I don't talk politics or have much interest in it. My interest is more tech amd that is something you don't know and care about. What then? Am I really suppose to just be whatever you want me to? What is your fucking problem?
Hold on brother I'm ending this fraud
what are you her fucking transcriber? get a life.
I really really like this meme
If you watched some guy's stream on twitch and manually typed that out you need help.
*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA
Wow. What a fucking cunt! Piece of shit cunt! What a fucking cunt! Doing things for other people are way more important than something that has a deadline. I have already reminded you fucking 3 times about the deadline and how long it will take and what do you fucking do? You ignore all my notices and warnings and memos and suggestions and do things that are of no priority and are not as important. What a fucking cunt! I am sorry when we miss the deadline I will just say that she is the one that was not giving met he information I needed. She kept telling me tomorrow, tomorrow. No matter how many times I have warned her that a 20 hour is needed to prep. She just kept pushing me back. If she is trying to fuck me up for this, then sorry it ain't going to happen. I was not told to get this done and she gave me her word that she would get it done.
What a cunt!! Un-fucking-be-fucking-liev-fucking-able! What a cunt! I understand you can't stand me because I have something you would like to have even though I have that thing with me much longer than you but no. No no no. Whatever I have is not mine and needs to give it to her. What a cunt! You don't respect me at all! In that case, I do not respect you either thus please stop making my job harder than it is. And not only that. Some nerve you have coming into this work-place with no experience at all and yet work as if you are better than others?! No. It does not work that way and just because you have had everything done for you does not mean that I will do the same. I will not hold your hand and get things done. Clearly you prefer one side more than the other and don't know how to balance. What a fucking cunt!
How dare you too! Telling me that I should be nice and be mean about the situation. Is it because she is willing to do whatever you say and want so you take her side? The more I think about it, the more it really seem like you want to feel bad for her and you actually do take care of her on set when I am not around
Have you considered having sex?
WHAT THE FCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!! When someone asks you for an item, FCKING PROVIDE THEM WITH THE ITEM THEY ASK FOR!!! DON'T FCKING GIVE THEM SOMETHING YOU THINK THEY WANT! They asked for a specific item because they want that specific item!! I don't care who the fck you are. You could be the president of the United States for all I care! If someone asks you for a specific item, YOU FCKING GIVE THEM THE SPECIFIC ITEM!! The nerve of some of these fcking people! Who the fck has the item? You? Or the person that is holding the item; looking at the item; finagling with the item. Where do you get off of telling the person looking at the item that what they are looking at is the correct thing when CLEARLY!! is it a complete different item!!! WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!
Not only that but the item was requested by someone who has done their research with the item and is very familiar with the item. WHO THE FCK ARE YOU TO ARGUE WITH THEM AND MAKE THEIR JOBS HARDER? WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU NOT JUST GIVE WHAT IS ASKED OF YOU AND GET IT OVER WITH?! Is that really that difficult?! Or do you just not want to do anything extra because you feel it is below you and that everything has to go according to you.
how do you think legless sex works?
yikes
Stop impersonating me
i like how you're vaguely threatening him. dan will drop you like a bag of dirt.
Sorry airplane lol how are you btw
Everyone, I have no idea how many people this will reach but please don't ever work with the company Global Genesis Group and its associated companies. They will not pay you when they owe you money. They will avoid paying you even when you go through the state to collect your money.
Alright everyone i need you to post your favorite seinfeld episode right fucking now
yes im also talking to you dan
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This general has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. Sherdog Forums, Underground Forums, Reddit, Tapology, they're all better. This is a soft addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. Nothing good comes from this place.
People do not talk about mixed martial arts here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they mock each other and spam the same memes over and over again. Nobody is interested in actually discussing the sport; people are looking to regurgitate old memes and try to create new ones. Over half of every thread is old, repeated content. Most of the rest are shitty jokes and lame insults. Not to mention the constant scat spam. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not learning about the sport, or having conversations about MMA. Instead you chuckle every few days and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to pressure free social interaction with no standards. This place is slowly poisoning you with idiocy, racism, narcissism, sexism, and lame humor. Schaub, scat, porn, cazzie, story of the fight, what does heem mean, softcore WMMA porn, greentext copypastas, old memes, picks - it's the same 500 post sewage 24/7. Do you actually enjoy being here, or are you used to it?
I'm not telling you to train. I'm not telling to go outside. I'm not even telling you to stop using the internet. Just leave /heem/. Go anywhere else.
>diddler
proofs? I already am not a huge fan of the guy
oh god so many good ones, um i'll have to think about it but that kenny rogers roasters one comes to mind
the one where there's this legless incel loser spamming /heem/ lmao
not other guy but your objectively a stupid faggot with awful taste
>am I crazy or is that a lot of gum
Objectively the funniest
You just not too long told me that you didn't want to be the one to be the reason for a failed marriage but it seems that you are aiming for that exacrly. It seems you are working towards making me resent and hate you. Well congratz if that is what you want because I will give you that exactly. Ever since you didn't want to add my name onto you bank account for over a year now, I should've known this wasn't going to last. Maybe my best solution is for him to continue smoking while I don't. Honestly I just need some side booty. Or I should suggest for you to get your own side booty.
lmao. that's a good one.
>stop disliking things i like!
his acting was good those movies were shit i wouldn't even consider watching them again
You say you like me and yet you get ulset with me over the littlest things. What is your problem? I am lost and confused and yet you don't seem to care. Maybe you really dont like me. Yes I would have loved sex tonight but you didn't pay me any attention all night when I was next to you. I'm sorry I'm not good at picking up cues. I honestly do believe you tell yourself a mantra to tell yourself you like me.
why is that ring on his finger so massive? fucking walking cartoon man
the one where jerry gets the chick to pass out drunk over and over so he can play with her fathers action figure collection
its the da vinci code
youtube.com
OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
You make me very sad...maybe you are right. Maybe I'm not good for you. There are other ways to talk to me other than making me feel like I'm worthless and unwanted.
I don't know what I should do...I'm clearly not intelligent enough for you. You say I'm smart but you're just trying to make me feel good. You may say I'm negative and pessimistic for saying this but you make me feel that I jave to watch what I say otherwise I can upset you. Are you sure you still want to be with me? I'm getting mixed signals here. One minute you want me, the next I am stupid and didn't do the thing the way you want.
i didnt say he couldnt like him but anyone who thinks gangs of new york sucked has bad taste
you guys are insane
Remember, SHS was paid 6 figures per year to do nothing just tell bad lies and for the last 8 months she couldn't even bother to show up and do that most of the time.
oh it was fucking corny, maybe i'm too old and thought it would be cool when i was 16
Mexico brother you getting the next thread?
USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN! STOP ASKING THE GUY TO HELP YOU WITH EVERYTHING! FUCKING JUST DO IT YOURSELF! MAKING EXCUSES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING PICK YOUR FUCKING BUTT UP TO DO A TASK THAT IS PART OF YOUR FUCKING JOB! IT IS YOUR JOB TO DELEGATE TASKS AND ORGANIZE SHIT AND MAKE SURE PEOPLE GET WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY NEED. BUT NOPE. JUST GONNA SIT ON YOUR BUTT SCROLLING YOUR PHONE AND NOT DOING ANY WORK. YEAH SURE. THAT WILL WORK. THAT WILL DEFINITELY GET TASKS DONE. THAT WILL DEFINITELY NOT MAKE THINGS CONFUSING AND A RUSH JOB. OH NO. PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR FUCKING STUPID VEGAN WAYS. SEE HOW FAR YOU WILL GO WITH THAT. Then again, who knows, maybe you suck some D to keep your position anyways. FUCKING RETARDED! NEVER GETS ANYTHING DONE. WASTES NOTHING BUT TIME AND MONEY. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL GETTING PAID! FUCKING FIRE HER.
Why he quit? Oh I don't know. MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO DO THIS JOB AND INSTEAD YOU JUST PASS IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE. A YES-MAN. DUDE! THAT IS NOT COOL! I really would love to report this project.
YOU FUCKING HAVE A PERSON THAT CAN HONESTLY AND EASILY DO THE JOB! WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP WASTING MY TIME! MAKE THE PEOPLE YOU HIRE DO WHAT YOU HIRE THEM FOR.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
trim my hedges you 4'6 brown sack of shit
2018, dumb, EMPTYHEAD, ENTERTAINMENT, FILM, FUCK, FUCK ME OVER, FUCKTARD, I'LL FUCK YOU OVER, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, PRODUCTION, SHIT, stupid, VEGAN
anxiety, depression, extrovert, hurdle, introvert, meltdown, stress
He lives in your head rent free maybe check your inbox you zilch
You’re funny. Have you considered doing standup cawlmedy? Maybe starting a pawldcast?
Any GGG Employees Here?
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These are all me, sorry guys
Michael! New plan, we need you to drive up to henderson forget about schott get in your camaro now!
Who revved him?
lol lukas is a pussy
dan is fucking based
Airplane, how is your health?
she looks like every 7/10 single mexican mom.
this is the worst of my many public humiliations, i'm gonna go to bed before i doze off in a pile of garbage while wearing lukas' jacket with the crest from the friar's club
love you lukas
Nick diaz
Luke Thomas would mog shaq
I could heem bigfoot with my dick
You will never get to me! What can’t be done I’ll do myself!
She's a rural 8 but a new York 5
>1 pity (you)
And your talmbout anybody else? Stay in your lane homeboy
new york is a 3rd world shit hole
lol jealous flyover cope
Wait, is Michael Airplane? that would explain A LOT
Wtf I love Luke now
new york city? only literal brown pollution filled graffiti skinned freedom hating dipshits think it's anything other than a pile of garbage. second worst place or maybe even worse than las vegas, if you know what i'm sheaing
>Chinese
>unemployed
you funny
why is spammy calling people who doesn’t exist?
>tfw never will have to skip my job as a pro fighter to model
>just have Luke’s autism
Thoughts on being a camera assistant for WWE?
I bet you're jealous of michaels camaro
Apartment 6, 6353 Juan Tabo Blvd NE, Albuquerque, NM 87111
You better hold off. YEAHHHH.
Seething hillbilly
Why the fuck does Bellator have 18 fights scheduled tomorrow for their show? I thought 13 was a lot
lol imagine living in the shittiest state in the shittest country, fuck you, fuck pete davidson, fuck the jewish community, fuck ellis island, fuck spike lee, apologise NOW to every blade of poor grass your disgusting whore of a mother ever stepped on
Most of them are prelims which move pretty quick
>dc was ever lhw champion
LOL HAHAHAHAHA
Now imagine shaq next to Cejudo. He could rest his balls on his head, but he'd have to squat a little.
They've buried the Rena fight to like, the third prelim. Pico is in there too. Then there's a 1-0 Gracie fighting a guy making his pro debut. Fucking madness
yes me
Roughly 90 minutes ago, some asshole started setting off fireworks in my neighborhood. I didn't know why someone would do it as such a time other than to scare peoples pets. Then I saw that the Blues won. So that explains it, still an asshole thing to do though.
I HEEM YOUR MILKSHAKE
They'll have five fights after the main card.
Raps or GSW who you got bro?
also, favorite triceps exercise?
What ya mean
soup nazi for obv reasons
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but I thought they only did postlims on cable
Gina still
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5'11'' achtually
t.5'11'' lad
>he could be one of dem abacromie and fitch models
5'8 here, i'd heem you lanklets any day of the week and twice on a sunday. p.s.
NGANNOU HEEMS JONES.
Hold on brother I'm walking
reminder that if you are browsing heem and you dont have at least ONE cauliflower ear then you are a homosexual
They got rid of men's 125, but have aspen ladd headlining a card. I don't get it. They can't afford to run a charity like the NBA does with the WNBA.
>colby has no fight signed and hasn't fought in a year during his prime
Reminder that if you aren't a retard and actually block/dodge hits and wear headgear during sparring you will not have a cauliflower ear.
>headgear
alright gayboy?
Why did they move ngannou vs jds from ufc 238 to a week earlier ESPN 3? 238 is already extremely stacked but would be even more if the main event started with ngannou vs jds. Fuck, maybe for the best i suppose.
2nd division mma fighters also arent getting paid jack from their regular paycheck
Reebok pays fucking nothing
Which means even if a 2nd division fighter only gets 50k total from sponsors per fight in Bellator, they still are making more than most in the UFC
nah, thats San Fran
New York is simply insufferable
He flushed his own career desu
Cody can still win
He got one stolen from him too turbocaz, easily my odds-on favorite going into next tournament.
she's gonna get killed
But I'm greek
lads i can't watch her get beaten, it better not happen.
>block/dodge hits
>hits
Oh boy
WOOP-DI-WOOP-WOO!!!
For me? It's Ladd
Quite the contrast from the next picture on her instagram. GDR is going to cave her skull in
> yes, yes, Colby, sign up for a fight with somebody else
t. fake nusman
RORY
MACHIDA
DANIS
HORIGUCHI
BANDEJAS
ARCHULETA
Interesting to see how this hips translate to power.
Goddammit I'm so fucking lonely and horny FUCK
usman is going to absolutely body covington, colby's only chance is usman running out of steam
>arlovski the chinlet who gets KO'd every fight laughing about the GOAT mighty mouse.
pottery,
also i find it funny lanky nba players think they stand a chance against professional fighters, especially heavyweights. I'd bet on ngannou to win even if one of his hand was tied behind his back.
I don't think you realize just how athletic NBA players are.
how many seconds will it take for askren to take down masvidal?
>bro woodley is absolutely going to body Colby Usman and everyone for infinity xDDD
-You four months ago
>being this delusional
ngannou heems that guy within 10 seconds, most likely the first or second punch, guaranteed, no doubt about it.
>sprintbabbies who can jump high
So athletic
cerrone trained Blake Griffin back in the day and said it didn't seem to transfer. Then again, it might have just been a couple sessions so he was still awkward.
gross
some nba players are super athletes, a lot of them are just athletic for their large size, henry cejudo subs any top hw boxer btw.
why would usman be worried about colby? what does he offer?
Why would Colby worry about Usman? What does he offer?
he's not worried. he's going to get wrestlefucked though usman seems like he's considerably stronger. it will look like masvidal trying to stop colby from taking him down.
If he’s not worried then he should take the fight
>he's going to get wrestlefucked though usman seems like he's considerably stronger. it will look like masvidal trying to stop colby from taking him down.
This doesn’t even make sense. Are you drunk?
Archuleta
Mix
Horiguchi
Humphrey
Machida
MacDonald
What makes you think Usman is much stronger than Colby? You’ve been listening to too much Rogan
Cody is a crushed can.
He just needs to mew and train his neck. Literally unstoppable
pico looked like shit at the weigh ins
>pico
>shit
pick 2
Usman will take the fight and dominate him largely due to the strength disparity.
Watch Masvidal trying to stop Colby from taking him down. Colby wins no problem. Usman is going to body Colby as easily as Colby bodied Masvidal. I'm looking forward to it how about you?!
Id sub everybody itt
I never listen to Rogan. I've watched Usman fight he's a massive welterweight he must cut from over 200 pounds, he's incredibly powerful for the weight class as evidenced by all his UFC fights!
Cody wins the rematches
dom wins the rematch
>muh athleticism
Thanks for the F tier analysis, Zane Simon.
LOL
Fucking cringe. Rose is a beast.
Post a more iconic MMA photo. I'll wait.
wanna know how i know youve never been in a gym?
Prime ngannou reems schaub
If you won $50,000 in a no holds barred fighting contest, what would you do?
white power
prime reem schaubs ngannou
cover my medical expenses
Put it all in my savings account, as I don't have any medical expenses.
Buy 46,728 small cokes from McDonalds
Prime Schaub heems Cro Cop
just took a big fat schaub and a long intense lee in the till
buy dee devlins asshole for a night
But our al of schaubs comedy shows and give the tickets away for free ensuring sold it shows and packed theaters. Also some fresh kicks
That actually happened, yes.
That kind of talk doesn't surprise me coming from a German. You're used to having your girlfriend's asshole violated by migrants every night.
Buy 50,000 $1 scratch off lottery tickets and spend my winnings on more $1 scratch offs. Continue this cycle until i die or run out of money
>Implying I'm not a migrant myself
That's gross, especially on the internet where you can pretend to be whatever you want. You choose to be brown and worthless.
Realizing that Usman will be an incredibly dominant champ is a sad truth I've had to come to terms with. His personality is so insufferable I want to vomit every time he opens his mouth but he's clearly got the most dominating smothering wrestling style in MMA
LL snooze J
based burger
Who else watches female mma for the cute feet?
Based
You're a sperm they're the same thing, where are you in America I'm gonna heem you
Performance is relative to others. Your ability is relative to yourself.
you realize I'd heem you?
i prefer armpits
He’s not the champ sweaty
No UFC card for 2 weeks.
Off the top of my head, Soup Nazi.
yeah and? lelator n fury this weekend
Omw rn
She's perfect.
Not bad...
Gutted RDA vs Edwards isn't happening in England would've liked to see that one live.
What's Fury?
Tyson Fury.
You mean 9days? Same day as when artem pieces up paulie
I thought he retired.
pls be joking
theres no bigger /ourguy/ then him
Does moicano vs jung even count?
no desu
You're a piece of shit.
nope hes back also never forget
Fury soon changes the subject to religion - and the Jewish community in particular:
The world has gone mad, there is no morals there is no loyalty there is no nothing.
Everyone just do what you can, listen to the government follow everybody like sheep, be brainwashed by all the Zionist, Jewish people who own all the banks, all the papers all the TV stations. Be brainwashed by them all.
For me, its her.
>me filming in my underwear
this was scripted
kek
we /box/ now
God you faggots are so miserable. How many more dipshits do you have to hype as completely unbeatable before they inevitably fail?
I too love average latinas all dolled-up
we been /box/
Yooo I was flicking myself out of boredom and I flicked that sweet spot behind my ear and I went out. I came to on the floor with the worst pain in my neck practically upside down.
Fuck I can flick hard
thanks i'm going to start flicking myself now
>yooo i was flicking myself
If you don't have the power to heem with a flick you don't belong on /heem/ 2bh
Next level posting rn
Seems like a bad match up for both. Could see Edwards just bullying Dos Anjos in the clinch and against the fence for 5 rounds. Could also see Dos Anjos putting a pace on Edwards he can't keep up with, stuffing his takedowns like he did to Lee, gassing him out and winning rounds. He dropped 2 rounds to Cerrone surely Dos Anjos can win 3. Who you guys picking?
unironically becoming cheeto-finnered as i type this post
Edwards and Dos Anjos are both my favourite welterweights. I guess Edwards is up and coming so I have to root for him and I'd like to see him shut up the Masvidal fanboys at some point. But Dos Anjos is such a legend. Him and Cenorre always give the young guys a chance.
they need to change some rules or something, smothering wrestle fuck style is not fun to watch but its by far the best way to go
You guys don't start talking to me soon it's going to end badly.
Can someone post the Shevchenko-Eye headkick KO?
>tfw Tony was about to kick the shot out of that little cunt for praising le ebin khabob
Made no mistake, that's the sight of someone that's about to beat the living shit out of someone and enjoy it
RIP The Producer Formerly Known As Chris, he added a lot to the show, really weird they canned him
yuk
nice
:)
subhuman
Based Shevcheetoh
Thanks la.
Jessica blocked the story of that headkick.
a fucking leyen
cringe
Coral give me an update bro
I'm going to be the one that heems him lads, just wait I'll make all of you proud.
Yeah, you are.
Coral’s dead m8. He got hepatitis and died.
is he in heem heaven?
when was arlovski a WW
Bisking bless!
which rizin fighter adopts cats and dedicated his victory to an orphan cat that died?
kiichi kunimoto
I asked the same question just a few days ago lol.
No pussy on earth is harder than my dick
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t.cris cyborg
fucking saved, you're the man!
I'm not crying, it was an eyepoke, bros
Alright, lets watch the reply just to give you the benefit of the doubt sir.
fuck niggers
Vianna and lipski
Colby 'Chaos' Covington
Mirror match with Sarah Kaufman when
>21k likes
>617k views
>#22 trending on all of youtube
in only 2 days.....
What's his ceiling?
...
Walkout theme
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So when Darren Till eventually becomes UFC champion (keep in mind, he's only 26), will you all stop with the toilet meme?
Why did he called himself big brown wtf
Brendan Schaub simply did not have what it takes to be a successful UFC fighter
noice
yup a chin and a next level skill, he was a generic dude with slightly advantages but no clear ones
I think you'd be surprised.
Zombie
Lineker
Barbarena
De La Rosa
Holland
Yoder
Hey /heem/ I've been wondering
What's the correct thing to do when you come across someone who doesn't like Mixed Martial Arts?
What if you come across someone that hates combat sport and disregards it as mindless violence?
Just figured you guys would know what to do
flick a jab at the person's groin, they will learn.
heem them
>EE SAY TO ME, EE BEG MEE, PLEESE DO NAT KEEL ME, WHY I FIGHT LOSER WHO NAT WIN NATHING IN THREE YEAR?
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starch from the bottom now we here
cejudo vs Conor at 140lb who wins?
gsp vs dc at 200lb who wins?
I would blow my nose to a tko loss over each and every 1 of u bums
I'm fookin back, Khabib
Khalabeeb vs Sperguson when?
>
fuck drake
Khalil Rountree is good evidence that improvement is not a meme
are you stupid? cejudo is the only one that should come to mind on this
For sure having a win over Erik Anders is a beast of an improvement
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Conor wins the rematch
Who's his next fight?
i would berry so hard brehs
holy shit i just found out about PokeMMO it's fucking awesome
Oh yeha? I go a couple of "pokeballs" for you ahaha
Aaron Pico? He is a beast of a fighter, dude
One Championship Shanghai starts soon
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tfw ywn spaff up her bundhole
is she actually a good fighter?
22 Chinese nobodies today. Tomorrow we get stamp and sexyama
Morning Bros
>miesha commentating
ummm scuse me sir? who is this impostinator?
Every time I watch the video where Joe roasts Schaub and tells him he is a smart dude and thinks about CTE I wonder - was Shaub really thinking about? He doesn't look like a guy who does it
Heeeeeey maaaan relax. Y know a peach tree has more than one peach?
Seems like her being there has calmed down the ONE sperg commentator
She makes herself look like a fake ugly pornstar when she applies copious makeup, airbrush, and editing to her bullshit photo ops. Every woman that does these model photos looks worse in them than natural or light makeup. Fucktards have somehow been conditioned by porn to think digital editing and mass application of makeup is attractive. It legit removes all my sexual attraction, she looks way hotter after a fight.
Actually I meant to say it makes hot girls look ugly. Obviously for some ugly girls it can hide that. But if you're naturally gl there's no need to clown it up
Realistically, how many people are watching One right now
7 billion potential viewers.
Bout three fiddy
Those milkies do have calming effect.
la rata
Man, I love One fights, and I love the way they mixed muay thai/kickboxing into the program, but fucking hell, I hate everything else about them. Their bullshit marketing, their president, their commentators, their announcers.
Why are asians so small?
>you will never have a dagestani sauna orgy
based Tito
I know what you mean, I really like the way they do 4oz gloves muay thai and shit in the cage, very kino. Chatri's a slimey scrotum sack though.
s'taulgh my guy
you think you protect about injures?
They're just a lesser form of Rizin
Nice to see Shlub adopting a spartan mentality
Just finished the first episode of Black Mirror. I'm kinda pissed that they didn't credit the story to Khabib. At least put "based on a true Dagestani story" in the opening or something.
cummed
They don't have that no elbow bullshit though.
So One FC: triad money laundering, Rizin: Yakuza money laundering. Pick your poison boys.
Oh me so horny
wew lad, I didn't know Sexyama was still fighting.
do want
welcome back champ
I have no idea how one or rizin make a profit. Their must be shady shit going on
Rizin at least has a huge Japanese TV deal and sells a shit load of tickets. One must be bleeding money or in deep with criminal activity.
brainlet here, how and why would a criminal organization chose to use a fighting tournament for illegal activities
when are the actual bellator fights?
Ensuring bets and doing various forms of money laundering
Moicano
Lineker
Brown
De La Rosa
Di Chirico
Yoder
12 bongs for prelims
Money laundering
whats the inside scoop on colby vs marty snoozeman?
How do non-USA posters watch Bellator?
Will have to wake up early to catch it
One won't allow a suplex? That's fucking lame
When will they learn Yea Forums?
real shit?
/heem/ you need to engage.
Marriage is a very risky and unrewarding prospect in this day and age
Neiman Gracie
Lyoto Machida
Dillon Danis
Kyoji Horiguchi
Patrick Mix
Juan Archuleta
Not sure about Mix (loads of meme finishes in lower promotions pad his record). Not sure about Danis (a literal bum, I just think the other guy is bum-er). Rest should be on lock. I don't get people picking Rory when he gave that speech. I don't see it.
This is a fight user
Bellator has a good fucking card tonight my dudes. Buying a month of DAZN to watch it
>$20 for a month
>$100 for a year
It's a lose lose t b h
That bulgarian champion from years ago wasn't even a good wrestler, according to people I know. A few coaches keep bragging they rag-dolled him, including much smaller guys.
>dance around
In a summo ring? Its the size of a desk.
$100 for the year is a good deal
100 a year is like 9 a month, not bad
Kek, are you trying to make me look like a shill?
yeah no suplex or spiking. Spiking I understand but a suplex is a very common wrestling technique
Rory
Sonnen
Danis
Caldwell
Bandejas
Archuleta
Get in quick
Realistically, whats worse? This one or THAT ONE of the american football team goalkeeper?
Miesha has a beaut of a peach my man
What’s this body type called?
Jung
Font
Barbarena
Lee
Holland
Yoder
Rory
Chael
Dill
Gucci
Bandera
Dantis
the first time i ever went down on a girl i got choked out... true story
Rory
Machida
Dentist
Horiguchi
Bandejas
Archuleta