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/hoc/ Congratulations edition
Justin King
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Charles Garcia
LAINEEEEEE
Landon James
Who won the stanley cup? Already forgot.
Samuel Torres
>bawston
Evan Diaz
what a fag. I'm tired of all these zoomies
>lel sportsmanship ftw xD
>it's only a game, good job other team!
Mason Green
post kakkos peepee
Bentley Hill
Blues headhunting knowing the refs put their whistles away. Bold strategy but it works.
Christopher Jones
>even hockey fans don't care about the finals
is nhl really going to be ded or was it just two irrelevant teams in the finals this time?
Daniel Robinson
Post faggots that got what they deserved, but who also deserve far, far worse than what they got, and eternal suffering
John Gray
Still in disbelief the Blues did it
Gavin Ward
I can't say the better team won. The Blues set hockey back to the Stone Age. I at least respected the Hawks.
Xavier Wood
Do you prefer this?
Juan Adams
>mfw a standings poster posts near me
Connor Cooper
Based
Elijah Perez
not anyone from your country
Kayden Barnes
i had totally forgotten about those fggts lol
William Mitchell
Will Jarmo KEKäläinen get a ring? He basically drafted this Blues team.
Easton Harris
The better team did win
Boston almost lost to Columbus, but were saved by meme rask instead of Finnish rask
Eli Walker
Aaron Baker
The Cup is going to Sweden but not Finland. Top jej
Jonathan Wood
What does that say, Finn?
Christopher Cooper
I mean, i guess? Sure, that greaseball is better than reddit tier "oh you guys are so good, congrats" posting
Austin Butler
No, but he will get it when the bluejackets win next year after resigning panarin and Elvis does a binnington
David Rodriguez
Who....??
William Evans
>it's raining in boston the day after their team lost a championship
What did God mean by this?
Christopher Wood
Fuck the "Gotta give it to St Louis" cause no we don't. They're dirty, diving, scumbags. They don't deserve this, after this game maybe neither did we, but I will not congratulate these fucks for a second.
Noah Powell
This matchup was do boring
I dont know a single Blues player
David Perry
>least penalty minutes in the league
>DIRTY PLAYERS REEEEEEE
SEEEETTTTHHHHEING BECAUSE YOUR POWERPLAY WAS MEME
Easton Parker
>Ruins fan calling anyone dirty or diving
Justin Richardson
Taking that after lunch Boston
Asher Sullivan
>Gary’s mic didn’t work for a second straight trophy ceremony
OH NONONO
HAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTELY STATE OF BETA MAN
Adrian Carter
stop replying to reddit
Lincoln Diaz
Hope my team can do it like the Caps and Blues did, lads
Matthew Perez
How do you go from this................
Brody Wright
To this?
Joshua Garcia
cuck
Benjamin Butler
By realizing you single handedly gave the stanley cup to the other team
Jace Hill
Still disgusted that the NHL let the Blues goon it up all series and never figured out the officiating. 5 games tops with the Bruins winning if the refs had a clue. Just horrendous the entire playoffs.
Angel Jackson
How do you go from this................
Jaxon Martin
Reminder there are no patriots in Bombston
Oliver Martinez
Is it too late to pull Rask?
Gavin Hughes
Isn’t this a movie
Evan Clark
that still rustles my jimmies. Bostonians should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves for bending over and taking dick like that
Colton Taylor
lol no that's Massachusetts's cucks allowing the flagrant violation of their 4th amendment rights
Levi Lopez
He made the city go crazy and "this is what we've been waiting for"
Gabriel Wright
Game eight is a must win
Noah Young
No
Nathaniel Moore
On a scale of 1 to rags, how bad was the broons choke?
Jayden Watson
they voted for hillary that pic is exactly what they want
Samuel Flores
they handed out two suspensions
Aaron Perez
Bruins will be back in the finals next season
Ryan Garcia
This is your reminder that the Blues are officially the most refpucked team ever and have a fat asterisk next to their win. Not even the sharks got handheld as much considering the refs let the blues concuss with impunity.
>MUH handpass
Only caused because the refs swallowed their whistle on a blatant trip
Do you even remember that icing call with a trip into the boards that the refs ignored?
Cooper Hill
Why is Eichel wearing a bruins jersey?
Michael Reyes
When will he learn?
Jason Nelson
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!!!!
Joshua Miller
bluejackets blues 2020 Stanley cup
Save this
Thomas Evans
Sorry fren but Breadman is coming to Miami
Juan Hernandez
>and have a fat asterisk next to their win
Feels like this is said about every champion now.
More likely its just butthurt Bostonians.
Cry some fucking more you hugely entitled cunts.
Isaiah Gray
Samuel Sanchez
>Elvis
You mean when Vehvilainen pulls a Rask?
David Ortiz
based falseflagger
Jason Gray
Forever seethe.
Jayden Morris
>proceed to lose game seven at home
>complaining about a bad call made in game 5
Alexander Gomez
Avs-Laffs final next year
Kevin Howard
I'm sitting here posting oodles of reddit salt. I don't need to false flag anything buddy.
Austin James
don't you just love the handshake line?
such a heartwarming display of class and sportsmanship
Angel Wood
Julian Hill
Imagine losing 3 out of 4 home games in the fucking stanley cup final
Jaxon Turner
Panarin already has a contract ready to sign with Columbus, he’s just waiting to see what other people get so he can adjust his contract terms
Ian King
anyone remember that nigger on twitter who became a st louis fan?
wonder what he is doing now
probably deep inside a white puck slut
Landon Sanchez
Boston is the dirtiest bunch of scrumfucks though.
Samuel Cook
THESE BLUES
Colton Cox
thinking about how ugly tuukka rask and the finnish population are
Christopher Hill
yeah it's pretty disgraceful, lots of overrated bums on the bruins. this final unequivocally confirmed their 2nd-tierness
Caleb Bailey
double trips of truth
marchand crying was a highlight
Jeremiah Hughes
so, what will be the first off-season meme this year lads?
Ian Sanders
Angel Johnson
cringe
Leo Foster
COPE
O
P
E
Ayden Robinson
I love the way his voice pitches up really high occasionally
Kayden Sanchez
same
Dominic Jackson
Alexander Ross
How far back do you have to go in your lineage to find Ghengis Khan?
Hudson Hughes
Jose Hernandez
Cooper Sanders
Where does one apply for this "superfan" position?
Eli Thomas
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Camden Myers
>that flag
>ive never heard of vladimir tarasenko but you should take my opinion seriously
Kevin Wilson
If you have to ask then you don't have what it takes.
Adam Price
Based zoomers and the boomer cherry
Liam Fisher
White trash as fuck.
Noah Rogers
>blots
Zachary Thompson
Bluejackets will win tonight
Tyler Robinson
Im from KARA BÖGÄ line
Isaiah Torres
16 doggys for 16 wins :)
Easton Cooper
FUCK I'M ALREADY SICK OF THE OFFSEASON
Chase Cruz
Easton Barnes
based '67 expansion bros realizing that all you have to do to win a cup is fire your coach midseason and play a rookie tendie
Kayden Hall
>Any fresh cracked pepper with your meal sir and madam?
>No thanks we're staying away from spicy foods tonight
Jayden Myers
>vegas already putting bets high on tampa to win the cup
When the fuck will they learn?
Thomas Jones
husky is a shit tier dog
William Ortiz
this has to be one of the worst memes from americans. Wasn't Europeans the ones who actually started seasoning our foods first?
Owen Parker
fucking obsessed m8
Parker Moore
Jason Gomez
How do you go from this
Isaiah Hall
spices are a way for disgusting "human" beings from shit thirld world countries to cover the foul smell their disgusting food spreads
Wyatt Jenkins
Anthony Jones
Angel Hall
To this
Alexander Diaz
>not a single swedish player in the series
>cup is going to sweden
what? which team?
Liam Mitchell
Tampa sucks lmaooooooo and will never win a cup lmaooooooo
Adrian Richardson
>they need to DESERVE it as a city first
lmao keep seething. good for them and fuck you
Adam Ortiz
>who is oscar sundqvist
Jayden Richardson
>making an infographic for the first intermission
LMAO
Anthony Brooks
>Steen
>Sundqvist
>Gunnarsson
Austin Collins
Did you watch the series you retard?
Matthew Scott
They already won a cup retarded weeb shit
Eli Ross
Lucas King
Are those even swedish names?
>Steen
sounds american
>Sundqvist
sounds Norwegian
>Gunnarossin
icelandic?
Juan Lee
>tortorella
Hunter Smith
>Are those even swedish names?
Yes, and so is Rask
Asher Collins
>goes for a change
way to avoid -1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Logan Perry
>GREAT ON ICE
>going off the ice
No longer great AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lincoln Reyes
did he smell cheese?
Logan Sanchez
I mean another one lmaooooo you dumb shits
Grayson Long
>the messi of hockey
Josiah Ross
Isaiah Gray
>those baggy pants are two sizes too large for him
you can tell that's marchand even if that was a a satellite image taken from outer space
the martians laugh at martiand
Bentley Edwards
These are currently the longest Stanley Cup droughts
Calgary: 30 years
NY Islanders: 36 years
Winnipeg/Arizona: 39 years
Philadelphia: 44 years
Buffalo and Vancouver: 48 years
Toronto: 52 years
Joseph Rodriguez
amazing post. I am speechless and BTFO that I forgot tampa has a stanley
Jeremiah Roberts
More recent than your shit team too
Andrew Brooks
based information poster
Brayden Price
>best a Canadian team
Literally does not count
Gavin Flores
I still love that Toronto had more success in NBA in last 50 years than NHL
Grayson Campbell
M A X I M U M
C
O
P
E
Luis Gutierrez
Who will win the Winnipeg cup first?
Arizona or Winnipeg?
Lucas Morales
Trick question since both are being relocated after the 2021 blackout
Matthew Nelson
>beating calgary in the biggest “what if” scenario ever
No matter what that cup is all that tampa will ever get, and it’s all on a “what if” moment
Eli Perry
seething bootlicking dog
cry harder little bitch
Jaxson Howard
yes I’m crying because you said it on this tibetian basket weaving forum
William Diaz
>who needs facts? I construct my own reality based upon my half cocked hair brained delusions
keep crying bitch nigga
Colton Rogers
Who r u quoting?
Carson Howard
now that's what i call unreal
Caleb Carter
heading down to the driving range
Jeremiah Taylor
don't do it lad it's gonna rain
Parker Ward
Based and cringe pilled.
Adrian Wood
The teams without Finnish players
Cameron Thompson
kip vocaroo
Xavier Ross
bawwston fans are so smug they really deserved a crushing defeat in OT but beggars cant be choosers
tldr fuck bombston
Blake Green
>#35 Ville Husso
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS GUYYYY OH NO NO
Nicholas Rogers
höc
Blake Reyes
Some dumb faggot
Jacob Wood
>Ville Husso
>helinski
Doesn't even count
Noah Morgan
He is pissing on them
Jaxson Jenkins
>D-d-doesn't even count
Nathaniel Powell
Bulju could be going to Toronto.
Ian Carter
>blues
>canada's team
>best player is russian
Angel Adams
i didnt realize the guys that were healthy scratches still got dressed up to celebrate
Eli Ward
Please let them take that bust out of desperation
Kayden Stewart
Parayko is Russian?
Kevin Walker
Julian Diaz
only every single year
Colton Foster
That's right monkey boy
Evan Perez
why didnt he win the conn smythe then?
Jacob Anderson
Stupid fucking finns need to neck themselves
Justin Rodriguez
Gee I fucking wonder why?
Tyler Edwards
Husso isn’t getting his name engraved on the cup since he didn’t even play
Kayden Young
i just wanted to share that picture of a player who fuggs pornstars
Matthew Sanders
if bulju goes to toronto it will more than likely be in exchange for zaitsev, which would be a win for toronto believe it or not
Jaxson Nelson
Gary hates Canadians though
Carter Green
why makes these threads now that the season is over? pointless
Robert Hill
Finland BTFO
Brody Cook
93414476
Retard
Jordan Gray
no one asked you to post here Delores
Brandon Sanders
K A A P O
A
K
K
O
Mason Jackson
>bust for literal who in terms of line up
How is this not an even trade?
Ryan Mitchell
who know moldova could be so shit
Owen Jackson
>rags
Tyler Edwards
Show me a more aesthetic hoist, I double dare you.
Ethan Wright
>Kitties will play in the Truist Center starting from next season
FUCK bank mergers
Jeremiah Ortiz
zaitsev makes $4.5m/year for the next 5 years
Charles Kelly
i felt happy for him when he finally lifted it
Isaiah Torres
Jace Price
I forget BB&T has a massive size for such a tiny market
Angel Cook
no lol
Josiah Campbell
Ah the old cap space free up. That being said it still fucks the oilers and doesnt make the laffs better so it is still a win for /hoc/
Gabriel Cox
the soilers have no capspace for a trade like that where they dont send salary back the other day
Elijah Brown
Should I take greyhound to the parade on Saturday?
Justin Green
That's very cheap for what laffs fans called a Norris candidate 1D after one decent season, Toronto is so lucky to have him
Tyler Lewis
need a blues fsjal with the stanley cup
Blake Bennett
So then this trade isnt happening and the oilers keep the bust of buju and the laffs dont free up cap space.
Jackson Cox
Why wouldn't you?
Adam Perry
do you not live in st louis?
Wyatt Lopez
Florida but born and raised there
Adrian Morgan
>taking a day long trip in a greyhound
that would be pretty impressive, I can never get through bus trips without booze
Michael Barnes
Benjamin Ramirez
>boozing on a greyhound from Florida to Missouri
>in the summer
That honestly sounds like hell to me
Benjamin Jackson
bros a weird sense of remorse is starting to kick in
it was cool being a hard luck suffering blues fan with the real regulars. now the place is gonna be full of women and soft ass wagoners
Sox and Cubs fans, how does this play out?
Jack Sanchez
Andrew Turner
Way she goes bud
Joshua Jones
better get set up now. i did Florida to STL in college and I think the trip is like 20 hours
Jordan White
Andrew Powell
hockeys over now it's time for you sissies to grow up and watch a real sport (basedball)
David Long
i don't remember anyone ever calling him a norris candidate, but he did have a very good season that year
he's not entirely to blame for his poor performance recently either, he's been asked to perform a role that isn't really suited to his style of play. likely why he requested a trade
Justin Perry
most of them will just be falseflaggers like me
Jeremiah Edwards
90% Canadian
5% Russian
5% USA
Is best team setup.
Robert Phillips
regular season baseball is garbage
Nathan Myers
bitch which two cities do yup think you're talking to here
Brandon Turner
>forgetting this quickly
with swedes you stampede
Kayden Turner
Did any hill billies get killed or assaulted in Boston last night?
I need something you cheer me up
Gavin Sanchez
>hillary would have declared martial law
t. trumptard
Owen Brown
pros
>always a game on
>always new info
Cons
>everyone on the field is half assing it
Jonathan Smith
based violent nigger
Juan Harris
Leo Parker
they're also also spics
Julian Reyes
judging by how hard you sissy manlets got btfod in the game 6 rinkside fight, i wouldnt look into thisnif I were you
Elijah Rivera
but i was tired and needed a line change
Jose Flores
Baseball really is the perfect sport for them. Just show up everyday and put in minimal effort while standing around in 100 degree weather
Eli Ross
>the Senators have never won a cup
Ryder Ortiz
>that's the point he was making
woosh
Adam Campbell
Samuel Price
Isn't calling Marchand a rat a bit anti-semetic?
Daniel Myers
Isn't being a Finn a little uhmmm GAY?
Aiden Wilson
They haven't
But Ottawa has
Oliver Gomez
Cooper Parker
(You) on the right
Landon Young
Only if you think Jewish people are rats and not just this one guy who is a rat first unrelated to his religious origin.
Jayden Nguyen
So, yes
Landon Bennett
Not here, of course, we're all expert scouts on /hoc/ and know better, my dearest leaf. I was lurking on havefunboards and he was proclamed a savior there. I should've gotten screencaps of some of the hilarious shit.
Gabriel Green
*ruins your championship run*
Ryder Gonzalez
>gay, boston, manlet rat gets BTFO
Its a feelgood story
Nathaniel Evans
holy shit boston fucking SUCKS lol
Jacob Harris
don't think he's jewish lad
>I was lurking on havefunboards
yikes
Joshua Allen
>boston niggers already throwing rask under the proverbial bus
Jordan Jones
*yawn*
What was that, sweetie? mmM, oh yeah, we are so SEETHING right now.
I mean, grrrrrrr i'm so mad
*enjoys deliscious food*
*is the most educated city in the country*
*is the most historic city in the country*
is the whitest major city in the country*
eh, think of it as charity. It would be rude of us to hog all the championships
Run along, now
Anthony Bennett
>He doesn't deserve it
Should have put Halak in net desu
Elijah James
>Should have put Halak in net desu
imagine wanting Leafs to win the cup
William Butler
>deliscious food
Josiah Carter
we are? he wasnt great but the bruins best offensive players did nothing all series and that is ultimately why they lost
Joshua Nelson
Montreal has almost as much Stanley's alone lol
Easton Stewart
>most educated city in the country
>deliscious food
Jacob Davis
>Leafs would have stood a chance against Halak
kek
Easton Foster
The bruins should bring back their old jerseys for next season, the colors fit better
>Poopa Rask Brown & Rat Piss Yellow
Aaron Foster
>gets benched
Jack Nelson
It's here! youtube.com
Nicholas Mitchell
How much cap space does this healthy scratch cost?
Ayden Perry
>reddit humor
nothx
Blake Harris
Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com
Eli Diaz
How do we lower the "luck factor" in hockey? It's way too big at the moment.
Jacob Howard
I went into the series thinking that I would have nostalgia for Backes but after all the hit whining he can fuck off
Austin Howard
retard
Zachary Lopez
Got a real stinky Boston "Bruin" up inside me lads. Might take a few flushes
Joseph Morgan
This just makes me think of all the STL boomers who died before they could see it happen
Isaac Martin
Make the puck bigger
Levi Morales
i don't know Finn. You tell me. What's one massively decisive luck element we could take out of the game entirely. Think hard
Andrew Mitchell
seething
Dominic Gomez
Literal cuck
Brody Allen
i would like that but not for those reasons
Kevin Hall
referees.
new tech will render all decisions absolute and objective. welcome to a brave new game.
Benjamin Perry
The answer was finns
John Richardson
something something steroids
Nathaniel Stewart
Helsinki Haymakers in 2022
Nolan Foster
>"Hey /hoc/, what are you doing walking home? Get in, I'll give you a ride".
Julian Gomez
yeah let's just ban finland honestly. it's like a 1000 year long april fools
Liam Campbell
remove the boards
Leo Jones
Based
Jaxon Cook
lads i don't know what to do hockey is over wtf do i do
Camden Turner
Puck throw ins
Ryder Hughes
That would be you
Tyler Thomas
golf is happening soon
Gavin Lopez
Wanna play scrabble at my house?
Dylan Sullivan
ice
Caleb White
complain that it's too hot out
Cameron James
work on getting pucks deep
Nathaniel Mitchell
ok, i must warn you though i'm quite the wordsmith
Eli Clark
Evan Lewis
The fucking 8 ball lied to me.
Benjamin Murphy
>jests
Shannon is a fucking retard
Nicholas Lopez
What if shannon is sam?
Easton Peterson
still not worried
Henry Scott
Don Cherry was right about them.
Matthew Mitchell
nope lol
Matthew Davis
for me, its kenzie reeves
Jackson Cox
What if Shannon is Ted?
Nicholas Cruz
AYY
Jack Jenkins
she looks like she only fucks black guys
Owen Ross
what if ted really is dead?
Luke Cook
>And after twenty-two years...
Brayden Wright
What if we ever do get the NYI toronto series and it’s in the first round? How based would it be?
Angel Reed
What's the tell?
Adam Turner
Melnyk doesn't deserve it.
Jackson Bennett
you can see it in her eyes
Easton Hill
>islesfags still obsessing about past players
at least it's on brand
Ian Edwards
>toronto making the playoffs anytime soon
???
Aiden Howard
A black guy?
Asher Gutierrez
She's white
Evan Roberts
>isles making the playoffs again
Sorry, this year was a fluke
John Butler
Feet game on point though
Logan Kelly
Jacob Miller
Which blue's players had sex last night?
Jaxson Hall
>always thought that guys name was edmonton
>it's edmundson
David Phillips
idk ask youre mom
Elijah Long
b&r
Jace Powell
ONE WHIFF
JUST GIVE ME ONE WHIFF OF HER ASSHOLE AND I'LL BE CONTENT WITH LIFE
Gavin Lee
Work for it, user. Or these legs stay closed.
Aaron Williams
>only got 3/4
Brayden Parker
>flames neal XD
Jeremiah Diaz
based Edmundson Oilers poster
Zachary Phillips
Who else here /laurensummer/?
Elijah Wright
finna build a sauna this offseason lads
Jaxson Sullivan
Sloppy thots just don't do it for me.
Henry Lee
Terrible taste in blacked sucking coal burning dyke bitches dawg get your shot together
Kayden Foster
>b-but marchand is our guy
you don't deserve to watch hockey if this was your unironic position on the rat
Luke Perry
goalies from countries bordering Sweden
John Kelly
Ryan O'Reilly is and always has been /ourguy/
Nicholas Bennett
This map shows each robbery in Winnipeg specific to neighbourhood in 2012. There were 1,811 robberies - one dot is one robbery. This picture shows how concentrated the violent crime in Winnipeg is.
Samuel Wright
sad to report that poor hal killed himself after his guy marchand lost. F
Joseph Taylor
Leo Lopez
It's shit
Kevin Robinson
who do you suggest?
Isaac Roberts
>We knew we were gonna fuckin' get it
Josiah Jackson
Samuel Perry
>four jerseys
Josiah Hill
so this is the power of mutt genes
Jackson Stewart
>already start off with a busted face
>decide to start smoking to weather it at lightspeed and make it even worse
holy decision-making skills
Logan Jones
Highest rated TV hockey game in 25 years are the blues the team that saved hockey?
Blake Ross
i wanna put my penis inside her
William James
Jeremiah Hughes
she cute
Mason Collins
>Bostonfags seething
Jason Ramirez
Please reconsider
Jeremiah Sanders
I recommend olivine diabase for the stones, if you have any good deposits nearby. It's always fulfilling to gather the stones yourself.
Aaron Barnes
literally looks like the place they film blacked scenes in
Elijah Nguyen
Wait wait wait hold on a seco-OHNONONno seriously just wai-OHNONONOHAHAH
You mean to tell me that the Boston Bruins were bootyblasted on HOME ICE and cucked out of a cup?
*inhales through my nose*
AHAHAHAHAHAAOHNONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH OH NOONONONONON DOOOD LOOK AT THEIR HEADS
Isaiah Young
Horrifying.
Charles Morris
So glad it’s all over and it’s finally the off-season
Noah Green
imagine spending 5k on first row seats to see your team congratulate another team on winning the best trophy in sports
Ayden Gray
>chest tattoo
dropped
Noah Price
Surely, no one would do such a thing... right?
Owen Barnes
looks like tara reid minus the bad boob job
John Morales
They had really short skates with the Cup, didn't seem right
Lincoln Williams
vich reenk ez de bes eyece
Isaiah Watson
What if we are all Ted
Alexander Gonzalez
Isn't the cup usually always presented at center ice? And then players take it for a lap, at least half a lap, from the red line to behind the net and then back to the red line..
This time, they presented it at one end of the rink and the players only had the room between where the team had gathered (below the blue line) and the red carpet (well above the goal line) to skate around with it. The cameramen by the red carpet seemed to keep them hemmed in a bit, too.
Carter Carter
Marner to the isles desu
Sebastian Rogers
Yah I found that odd as well. I blame NBC
Gabriel Davis
We are.
Isaiah Richardson
Awwww, babys first cup
Easton Sullivan
they all wanted to get on the plane ASAP
Joshua Perez
SEETHE
Jace Anderson
You're not a real American if you don't like cops LARPing as paramilitary in the hostile territory of your neighborhood with tacticool rifles, armor, and Humvees as they kick your door down and point rifles at your family for not paying a speeding ticket.
Eli Hill
Based Brett
Brandon White
Imagine this in your mouth
Evan Roberts
based Lou, working the thin-skinned Boston faggots into an absolute SHOOT
Jordan Green
Toronto is fucking insufferable I hope they never win another game
Building a few colleges in a dumbfuck racist town does not automatically make it educated
Cooper Morris
I only eat chicken marinated in Sunny D (TM)
Parker Peterson
That sounds terrible but I kind of want to try this now.
Joseph Bennett
>you will never be drunk as fuck on a plane holding Lord Stanley
just shoot me in the fucking head 50 times lads
David Lopez
kek
Parker Jones
Can someone explain how Rask has such an American accent?
Noah Jones
imagine cleaning your grill
Xavier Hernandez
Jace Hall
Yikes!
Leo Anderson
did anyone else notice Bouwmeester was clean shaven? evidence the beard tradition is shit?
everyone grows a beard because the islanders won 4 straight doing it but montreal won 5 straight and they were all clean shaven
Nolan Ramirez
>an entire off-season of cockposting
Ian James
You just brush it. It literally takes 5 seconds
Kayden Torres
that pic actually looks pretty soi
Gabriel Gonzalez
Its not bad trust
James Hall
Yea Forums is getting raided lads
Brandon Smith
People still go there?
William Gomez
>pure excitement of holding the two most based trophys in existence
time to take a break from browsing
Zachary Adams
Imagine not being NEET
Christopher Bailey
yeah, but now they're doing it to piss off all the porn addicts
Camden Fisher
Luis Reyes
What if mitch marner doesnt get a deal done in toronto and signs with someone else?
Austin Phillips
toronto will have a lot to show for it you dumb weeb
Matthew Lopez
Literally have not once experienced NEETdom in my life.
Jackson Sanchez
>trade old man marleau
>trade zaitsev
>still loses marner
pottery. i'd expect dubass to be fired after that
Grayson Fisher
What did you do during summer break as a young teen?
James Thompson
What if the isles never win anything ever again (which they won't) and every dumb faggot new yorker kills themselves?
Adam King
maroon looks super shitfaced and happy
Connor Gomez
seething
Thomas Wood
Work
David Garcia
Jokes on you
Landon Cox
So when do they where the black classic jerseys if they have the regular home/away blue/white ones?
Levi Murphy
Thoughts on this really sick anime edit I just made?
Isaiah Perry
When you were like 12 to 14?
Wyatt Williams
No from about 15 onward. I don't really consider it to be NEETdom if you're still a preteen but I suppose interpretations could vary.
Charles Smith
your late because that was made 5 months ago
Ian King
imagine losing
game seven
of the finals
at home
to a franchise known only for choking
Liam Garcia
No I just finished it up now. Quit spreading lies.
Elijah Jackson
Jack Powell
CUTE
Matthew Sanchez
*signs HAGS in your yearbook*
Samuel Williams
Kanakp sucks so it fits perfectly
Grayson Clark
Thinking of making some new edits in the offseason for any that would request them.
Sorry non-weebs, not for you.
Brandon Green
whats he so emotional about /hoc/?
Dylan Peterson
Brandon Cooper
can you make pikachu in a diaper and a rangers jersey
Isaiah Nguyen
/r/ing Okina Matara repping her love for les Canadiens
Easton Ramirez
requesting casca in vegas gear please
Chase Cruz
sure
Angel Hill
>9 of the last 12 cups have been won on the road
wew
Juan Long
Pretty based
Dylan Hill
Hitori bocci with an islanders jersey
>mfw cant do edits cos im shit
Chase Adams
>"Why yes, I did enjoy watching the St. Louis Blues win the cup. I personally did not have any personal ties to either team but the good guys most certainly won. How did you guess?"
Carter Moore
>knights
I'll consider it
>isles
No, I made 2 for your already and now you're just a rude jerk so fuck off
Brandon Morgan
how am I a jerk?
James Parker
WEEBS FUCK OFF
Bentley Bell
virgins
Owen Flores
Justin Bell
Maroon has chinky eyes and wide cheeks so he always looks drunk or retarded
Jayden Ward
go back to whatever board you came from
Brandon Hughes
Im gonna come up with really great posts and extremely hot takes this offseason instead of making gay edits of cartoon girls lol are you serious dude
Blake Brooks
Based weebs working ya into a seething shoot
Robert Williams
Brayden Rivera
Only one team can truly claim the "jerk" mantle.
Jose Sullivan
awww maybe you should go back to pleddit or facebook normie faggot
Brayden Sanchez
stay mad beyotch
Easton Jackson
also /trash/
Nolan Sanders
>that fat incel tranny in the middle behind the drawing
being a nazi tranny is hilarious
Aaron Perez
What's with the half gallon of milk?
Eli Adams
based caniacs actually staying on-topic
Ryan Long
9/12 don't even get into the ethnostate
Caleb Jones
so we have...
>pikachu in a diaper and a rangers jersey
>Okina Matara repping her love for les Canadiens
>casca in vegas gear please
>Hitori bocci with an islanders jersey
Should be fun
Brayden Smith
what do you guys wanna do this off season?
William Howard
Predict trades and offersheets
Jonathan Johnson
who's stoked for saturday's games?
Christian Martinez
Modern nazism is a fever dream
Asher Walker
Xheattle Dickgirls
Connor Sanders
think of some new memes
watch aussie hoc league
get banned for "off topic"
evade bans
shitpost with the losers that post on offseason /hoc/
late night movie nights with pacifibros
Grayson Nelson
fag
Ethan Ross
Nathaniel Brown
*
Jace King
Brett could not be more based
Evan King
you guys get banned from /hoc/ for off topic?
Lucas Roberts
This but with metrobros and watching the cytube
Juan Murphy
>that dude won his $100,000 bet
Ethan Morales
sometimes, not once during this season so far though
Benjamin Brown
Bulju's awakening tune will be decided
Easton Cruz
inb4 people do not know how betting odds work
Logan Martinez
>knights
>laffs
>avs
holy fuck betters are retarded
Gavin Price
yeah i got banned about 6 times last summer for making fun of kippers a lot
Isaac Martin
avalanche are reasonable because they can start to become gud again with the way they played this postseason. Makar is a beast
Lincoln Bennett
Faggot
Chase Morales
I'm more surprised by the Bolts being favorites for yet another year
Jacob Brooks
From now on I'm wearing a fez while watching hockey. And possibly a smoking jacket.
Mason Smith
just cracked a terferi lads
Jose Anderson
kind of doubt we are going to see any offersheets. think it was just the talking heads making some shit up to fill time.
Nathan Gonzalez
WINNINGTON!
Benjamin Williams
half needs to shitpost on Yea Forums because he was somehow too autistic for the autistic virtual divegrass faggots
Kevin Wright
First time since 2006 that the good guys won.
Wyatt Cook
/goodguys/ won last year too
Luke Ramirez
who???
Brandon Lewis
islanders weeb
Henry Reed
First time since 2006 and 2007, I'd say.
Adam Bell
fuck off divegrass faggots
Tyler Edwards
>Rat Tears
Jaxon Brown
Was gonna call him out myself but I didn't wanna give him the joy of being noticed
Alexander Martin
I, 4-1, am glad to see that the Blues finally won.
Charles Smith
it's finally offseason lads!
time for yet another /beav/ thread i reckon
Julian Morris
David Walker
It’s always time for /beav/
Julian Perez
>ovi
good guy
>caps
hard no
Easton Peterson
>avalanche are reasonable
wew
Adrian Bailey
Last night was the most anti-climactic game 7 I'd ever seen.
Carson Davis
>2008 and 2009 were the same teams
>neither were the good guys
Rly makes you think
Ryan Flores
You didn't watch in 2011 then.
Julian Gray
prove me wrong. I want to know why
Colton Reyes
What? It was very exciting until just the last couple of minutes when it became clear the Bruins couldn't catch up.
Austin Smith
Without a doubt this. If you're not bitter because you just got fucked by the Bookie/Sportsbook you're not a real Hockey fan.
Angel Myers
Your goalies suck
Jaxon Murphy
paper tiger, no defense [makar will get pooped on] and no depth, also like user said, shit tendies.
John Bell
Got that damn gloria song stuck in my head
Caleb Morgan
stanley cup champion jake allen
Alexander Taylor
Stanley Cup champion Tyler Bozak
Jonathan Wood
stanley cup champion tuuka rask
Tyler Bell
Stanley Cup Champion Bofa
Luis Phillips
stanley cup champion connor hellebuyck
Christian Phillips
Stanley cup champion Brett Hull
Ryan Nelson
Still kind of can't believe the blues won da cup last night
Cooper Fisher
Stanley Cup Champion Martin Gerber
Asher Moore
Scared Status?
Connor Smith
>shorks
Thomas Stewart
shut the fuck up austrailia
Joshua Garcia
Reminder that the Boston Spoked Bs are soft, whiny chokers. If they put half as much effort into positional play as they did trying to sell calls they might have won the series. The old freak Chara should go back to the circus where he belongs.
Times's yours.
Jose Reed
Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester
Ethan Jackson
He deserves it
Jace Wright
you mean the san jose refbabby golden sharts?
Noah Walker
time to start thinking about that new thread my friends
Jordan Reyes
Stanley Cup Champion Jordan Binnington
Colton Diaz
In that the team that scores the most goals in the deciding match deserved it and nothing more.
Benjamin Brown
I live in the same hometown as him, gonna crash his cup bbq with the boys
Daniel Wood
No more new threads unfortunately.
Adam Perry
what do you have in store for us?
Nolan Phillips
getting the new thread ready?
Nathaniel Rivera
Ya fuck off, buddy is a vet that had won everything but a cup, he deserved it.
Dominic Turner
i got a great post for the new thread, lads
Isaiah Williams
It's cooler to be fashionably late
Evan Jackson
No you fuck off, you don't deserve it if you don't win. If you didn't win you don't deserve shit despite what reddit may have you believe.
Josiah Powell
no its polite to show up a few minutes early
Joshua King
ny/uutiset
Cameron Barnes
But he did win it you spaz
Thomas Rodriguez
Gay
Brayden Fisher
Which is why he deserved it and not for any other reason.
Jose Sullivan
After seeing Marchand cry on national television, I climaxed many times.
Grayson Miller
Someone make a non swede edition please.
Wyatt Rodriguez
James Cook
Agreed
Cameron Price
yawn
Aaron Green
Rocket League
Cooper Foster
sorry
t. soft-ass wagoner
Joseph Johnson
its better that way. loser franchises gather around and call each other "bros" because none of them are a threat. no one ever gets mad at the sparkledogs, they get mad at the teams that are good. everyone will be happy for you for a couple of months and then everyone will hate you regardless of what you do or say
but unless you're some kind of masochistic faggot who prefers having some kind of bitch "camaraderie" with "bro teams" over actually getting your team to win, you stop caring about what other people think. your team won the championship and that is actually way more valuable
but yeah RIP to your ticket prices and in-stadium experience for a couple years. if you were able to get affordable lower bowl seats kiss those goodbye. bandwagoners, children, and women are going to be everywhere. gloria is going to be played at your place for like 50 years and become a tradition even long after its overstayed its novelty (t. Sweet Caroline).
its a bit different for baseball since its an attractive summertime "event" for casuals to go to and post on insta though. generally hockey fans are salty drunk men so eventually that will return to normal. for example the bleachers are bruins games are always full of old die hards because those are the only seats the regular people can afford anymore.