/hoc/ Congratulations edition

I can't say the better team won. The Blues set hockey back to the Stone Age. I at least respected the Hawks.

Do you prefer this?

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>mfw a standings poster posts near me

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Based

not anyone from your country

i had totally forgotten about those fggts lol

Will Jarmo KEKäläinen get a ring? He basically drafted this Blues team.

The better team did win
Boston almost lost to Columbus, but were saved by meme rask instead of Finnish rask

youtube.com/watch?v=VaJ2cCaom5o

The Cup is going to Sweden but not Finland. Top jej

What does that say, Finn?

I mean, i guess? Sure, that greaseball is better than reddit tier "oh you guys are so good, congrats" posting

No, but he will get it when the bluejackets win next year after resigning panarin and Elvis does a binnington

Who....??

>it's raining in boston the day after their team lost a championship
What did God mean by this?

Fuck the "Gotta give it to St Louis" cause no we don't. They're dirty, diving, scumbags. They don't deserve this, after this game maybe neither did we, but I will not congratulate these fucks for a second.

This matchup was do boring
I dont know a single Blues player

>least penalty minutes in the league
>DIRTY PLAYERS REEEEEEE
SEEEETTTTHHHHEING BECAUSE YOUR POWERPLAY WAS MEME

>Ruins fan calling anyone dirty or diving

Taking that after lunch Boston

>Gary’s mic didn’t work for a second straight trophy ceremony
OH NONONO
HAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTELY STATE OF BETA MAN

stop replying to reddit

Hope my team can do it like the Caps and Blues did, lads

How do you go from this................

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To this?

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cuck

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By realizing you single handedly gave the stanley cup to the other team

Still disgusted that the NHL let the Blues goon it up all series and never figured out the officiating. 5 games tops with the Bruins winning if the refs had a clue. Just horrendous the entire playoffs.

How do you go from this................

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Reminder there are no patriots in Bombston

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Is it too late to pull Rask?

Isn’t this a movie

that still rustles my jimmies. Bostonians should be absolutely fucking ashamed of themselves for bending over and taking dick like that

lol no that's Massachusetts's cucks allowing the flagrant violation of their 4th amendment rights

He made the city go crazy and "this is what we've been waiting for"

Game eight is a must win

No

On a scale of 1 to rags, how bad was the broons choke?

they voted for hillary that pic is exactly what they want

they handed out two suspensions

Bruins will be back in the finals next season

This is your reminder that the Blues are officially the most refpucked team ever and have a fat asterisk next to their win. Not even the sharks got handheld as much considering the refs let the blues concuss with impunity.
>MUH handpass
Only caused because the refs swallowed their whistle on a blatant trip
Do you even remember that icing call with a trip into the boards that the refs ignored?

Why is Eichel wearing a bruins jersey?

When will he learn?

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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!!!!

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bluejackets blues 2020 Stanley cup
Save this

Sorry fren but Breadman is coming to Miami

>and have a fat asterisk next to their win

Feels like this is said about every champion now.
More likely its just butthurt Bostonians.
Cry some fucking more you hugely entitled cunts.

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>Elvis
You mean when Vehvilainen pulls a Rask?

based falseflagger

Forever seethe.

>proceed to lose game seven at home
>complaining about a bad call made in game 5

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Avs-Laffs final next year

I'm sitting here posting oodles of reddit salt. I don't need to false flag anything buddy.

don't you just love the handshake line?
such a heartwarming display of class and sportsmanship

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Imagine losing 3 out of 4 home games in the fucking stanley cup final

Panarin already has a contract ready to sign with Columbus, he’s just waiting to see what other people get so he can adjust his contract terms

anyone remember that nigger on twitter who became a st louis fan?
wonder what he is doing now
probably deep inside a white puck slut

Boston is the dirtiest bunch of scrumfucks though.

THESE BLUES

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thinking about how ugly tuukka rask and the finnish population are

yeah it's pretty disgraceful, lots of overrated bums on the bruins. this final unequivocally confirmed their 2nd-tierness

double trips of truth
marchand crying was a highlight

so, what will be the first off-season meme this year lads?

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

cringe

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COPE
O
P
E

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I love the way his voice pitches up really high occasionally

same

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How far back do you have to go in your lineage to find Ghengis Khan?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pIg1TfEp1qI

Where does one apply for this "superfan" position?

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>that flag
>ive never heard of vladimir tarasenko but you should take my opinion seriously

If you have to ask then you don't have what it takes.

Based zoomers and the boomer cherry

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White trash as fuck.

>blots

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Bluejackets will win tonight

Im from KARA BÖGÄ line

16 doggys for 16 wins :)

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FUCK I'M ALREADY SICK OF THE OFFSEASON

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based '67 expansion bros realizing that all you have to do to win a cup is fire your coach midseason and play a rookie tendie

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>Any fresh cracked pepper with your meal sir and madam?
>No thanks we're staying away from spicy foods tonight

>vegas already putting bets high on tampa to win the cup
When the fuck will they learn?

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husky is a shit tier dog

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this has to be one of the worst memes from americans. Wasn't Europeans the ones who actually started seasoning our foods first?

fucking obsessed m8

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How do you go from this

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spices are a way for disgusting "human" beings from shit thirld world countries to cover the foul smell their disgusting food spreads

reddit.com/r/Zoomies/
;^)

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To this

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>not a single swedish player in the series
>cup is going to sweden
what? which team?

Tampa sucks lmaooooooo and will never win a cup lmaooooooo

>they need to DESERVE it as a city first
lmao keep seething. good for them and fuck you

>who is oscar sundqvist

>making an infographic for the first intermission
LMAO

>Steen
>Sundqvist
>Gunnarsson

Did you watch the series you retard?

They already won a cup retarded weeb shit

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Are those even swedish names?

>Steen
sounds american

>Sundqvist
sounds Norwegian

>Gunnarossin
icelandic?

>tortorella

>Are those even swedish names?
Yes, and so is Rask

>goes for a change
way to avoid -1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>GREAT ON ICE
>going off the ice
No longer great AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did he smell cheese?

I mean another one lmaooooo you dumb shits

>the messi of hockey

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>those baggy pants are two sizes too large for him
you can tell that's marchand even if that was a a satellite image taken from outer space
the martians laugh at martiand

These are currently the longest Stanley Cup droughts
Calgary: 30 years
NY Islanders: 36 years
Winnipeg/Arizona: 39 years
Philadelphia: 44 years
Buffalo and Vancouver: 48 years
Toronto: 52 years

amazing post. I am speechless and BTFO that I forgot tampa has a stanley

More recent than your shit team too

based information poster

>best a Canadian team
Literally does not count

I still love that Toronto had more success in NBA in last 50 years than NHL

M A X I M U M
C
O
P
E

Who will win the Winnipeg cup first?

Arizona or Winnipeg?

Trick question since both are being relocated after the 2021 blackout

>beating calgary in the biggest “what if” scenario ever
No matter what that cup is all that tampa will ever get, and it’s all on a “what if” moment

seething bootlicking dog
cry harder little bitch

yes I’m crying because you said it on this tibetian basket weaving forum

>who needs facts? I construct my own reality based upon my half cocked hair brained delusions
keep crying bitch nigga

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Who r u quoting?

now that's what i call unreal

heading down to the driving range

don't do it lad it's gonna rain

Based and cringe pilled.

The teams without Finnish players

kip vocaroo

bawwston fans are so smug they really deserved a crushing defeat in OT but beggars cant be choosers
tldr fuck bombston

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>#35 Ville Husso
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS GUYYYY OH NO NO

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höc

Some dumb faggot

>Ville Husso
>helinski
Doesn't even count

He is pissing on them

>D-d-doesn't even count

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Bulju could be going to Toronto.

>blues
>canada's team
>best player is russian

i didnt realize the guys that were healthy scratches still got dressed up to celebrate

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Please let them take that bust out of desperation

Parayko is Russian?

youtu.be/4t7J-Sqb5ss

only every single year

That's right monkey boy

why didnt he win the conn smythe then?

Stupid fucking finns need to neck themselves

Gee I fucking wonder why?

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Husso isn’t getting his name engraved on the cup since he didn’t even play

i just wanted to share that picture of a player who fuggs pornstars

if bulju goes to toronto it will more than likely be in exchange for zaitsev, which would be a win for toronto believe it or not

Gary hates Canadians though

why makes these threads now that the season is over? pointless

Finland BTFO

93414476
Retard

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no one asked you to post here Delores

K A A P O
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>bust for literal who in terms of line up
How is this not an even trade?

who know moldova could be so shit

>rags

Show me a more aesthetic hoist, I double dare you.

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>Kitties will play in the Truist Center starting from next season
FUCK bank mergers

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zaitsev makes $4.5m/year for the next 5 years

i felt happy for him when he finally lifted it

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I forget BB&T has a massive size for such a tiny market

no lol

Ah the old cap space free up. That being said it still fucks the oilers and doesnt make the laffs better so it is still a win for /hoc/

the soilers have no capspace for a trade like that where they dont send salary back the other day

Should I take greyhound to the parade on Saturday?

That's very cheap for what laffs fans called a Norris candidate 1D after one decent season, Toronto is so lucky to have him

need a blues fsjal with the stanley cup

So then this trade isnt happening and the oilers keep the bust of buju and the laffs dont free up cap space.

Why wouldn't you?

do you not live in st louis?

Florida but born and raised there

>taking a day long trip in a greyhound
that would be pretty impressive, I can never get through bus trips without booze

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>boozing on a greyhound from Florida to Missouri
>in the summer
That honestly sounds like hell to me

bros a weird sense of remorse is starting to kick in

it was cool being a hard luck suffering blues fan with the real regulars. now the place is gonna be full of women and soft ass wagoners

Sox and Cubs fans, how does this play out?

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Way she goes bud

better get set up now. i did Florida to STL in college and I think the trip is like 20 hours

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hockeys over now it's time for you sissies to grow up and watch a real sport (basedball)

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i don't remember anyone ever calling him a norris candidate, but he did have a very good season that year
he's not entirely to blame for his poor performance recently either, he's been asked to perform a role that isn't really suited to his style of play. likely why he requested a trade

most of them will just be falseflaggers like me

90% Canadian
5% Russian
5% USA

Is best team setup.

regular season baseball is garbage

bitch which two cities do yup think you're talking to here

>forgetting this quickly
with swedes you stampede

Did any hill billies get killed or assaulted in Boston last night?
I need something you cheer me up

>hillary would have declared martial law
t. trumptard

pros
>always a game on
>always new info
Cons
>everyone on the field is half assing it

based violent nigger

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they're also also spics

judging by how hard you sissy manlets got btfod in the game 6 rinkside fight, i wouldnt look into thisnif I were you

but i was tired and needed a line change

Baseball really is the perfect sport for them. Just show up everyday and put in minimal effort while standing around in 100 degree weather

>the Senators have never won a cup

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>that's the point he was making
woosh

based jackie
twitter.com/jayquellllen/status/1139001013002809344

Isn't calling Marchand a rat a bit anti-semetic?

Isn't being a Finn a little uhmmm GAY?

They haven't
But Ottawa has

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(You) on the right

Only if you think Jewish people are rats and not just this one guy who is a rat first unrelated to his religious origin.

So, yes

Not here, of course, we're all expert scouts on /hoc/ and know better, my dearest leaf. I was lurking on havefunboards and he was proclamed a savior there. I should've gotten screencaps of some of the hilarious shit.

*ruins your championship run*

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>gay, boston, manlet rat gets BTFO
Its a feelgood story

holy shit boston fucking SUCKS lol

don't think he's jewish lad
>I was lurking on havefunboards
yikes

>boston niggers already throwing rask under the proverbial bus

*yawn*
What was that, sweetie? mmM, oh yeah, we are so SEETHING right now.
I mean, grrrrrrr i'm so mad
*enjoys deliscious food*
*is the most educated city in the country*
*is the most historic city in the country*
is the whitest major city in the country*
eh, think of it as charity. It would be rude of us to hog all the championships
Run along, now

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>He doesn't deserve it
Should have put Halak in net desu

>Should have put Halak in net desu
imagine wanting Leafs to win the cup

>deliscious food

we are? he wasnt great but the bruins best offensive players did nothing all series and that is ultimately why they lost

Montreal has almost as much Stanley's alone lol

>most educated city in the country
>deliscious food

>Leafs would have stood a chance against Halak
kek

The bruins should bring back their old jerseys for next season, the colors fit better
>Poopa Rask Brown & Rat Piss Yellow

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>gets benched

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It's here! youtube.com/watch?v=tQZgDw0LJiw

How much cap space does this healthy scratch cost?

>reddit humor
nothx

Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/06/57-159-jordan-binnington-cool-customer.html

How do we lower the "luck factor" in hockey? It's way too big at the moment.

I went into the series thinking that I would have nostalgia for Backes but after all the hit whining he can fuck off

retard

Got a real stinky Boston "Bruin" up inside me lads. Might take a few flushes

This just makes me think of all the STL boomers who died before they could see it happen

Make the puck bigger

i don't know Finn. You tell me. What's one massively decisive luck element we could take out of the game entirely. Think hard

seething

Literal cuck

i would like that but not for those reasons

referees.
new tech will render all decisions absolute and objective. welcome to a brave new game.

The answer was finns

something something steroids

Helsinki Haymakers in 2022

>"Hey /hoc/, what are you doing walking home? Get in, I'll give you a ride".

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yeah let's just ban finland honestly. it's like a 1000 year long april fools

remove the boards

Based

lads i don't know what to do hockey is over wtf do i do

Puck throw ins

That would be you

golf is happening soon

Wanna play scrabble at my house?

ice

complain that it's too hot out

work on getting pucks deep

ok, i must warn you though i'm quite the wordsmith

youtube.com/watch?v=dVD66QB2vXc

The fucking 8 ball lied to me.

>jests
Shannon is a fucking retard

What if shannon is sam?

still not worried

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Don Cherry was right about them.

nope lol

for me, its kenzie reeves

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What if Shannon is Ted?

AYY

she looks like she only fucks black guys

what if ted really is dead?

>And after twenty-two years...

What if we ever do get the NYI toronto series and it’s in the first round? How based would it be?

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What's the tell?

Melnyk doesn't deserve it.

you can see it in her eyes

>islesfags still obsessing about past players
at least it's on brand

>toronto making the playoffs anytime soon

???

A black guy?

She's white

>isles making the playoffs again
Sorry, this year was a fluke

Feet game on point though

youtube.com/watch?v=JYZY2tdxwXE

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Which blue's players had sex last night?

>always thought that guys name was edmonton
>it's edmundson

idk ask youre mom

b&r

ONE WHIFF
JUST GIVE ME ONE WHIFF OF HER ASSHOLE AND I'LL BE CONTENT WITH LIFE

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Work for it, user. Or these legs stay closed.

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>only got 3/4

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>flames neal XD

based Edmundson Oilers poster

Who else here /laurensummer/?

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finna build a sauna this offseason lads

Sloppy thots just don't do it for me.

Terrible taste in blacked sucking coal burning dyke bitches dawg get your shot together

>b-but marchand is our guy
you don't deserve to watch hockey if this was your unironic position on the rat

goalies from countries bordering Sweden

Ryan O'Reilly is and always has been /ourguy/

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This map shows each robbery in Winnipeg specific to neighbourhood in 2012. There were 1,811 robberies - one dot is one robbery. This picture shows how concentrated the violent crime in Winnipeg is.

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sad to report that poor hal killed himself after his guy marchand lost. F

News:
youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_MEEsbJVY

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It's shit

who do you suggest?

>We knew we were gonna fuckin' get it

youtube.com/watch?v=rZwSqX6J5hs

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>four jerseys

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so this is the power of mutt genes

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>already start off with a busted face
>decide to start smoking to weather it at lightspeed and make it even worse
holy decision-making skills

Highest rated TV hockey game in 25 years are the blues the team that saved hockey?

i wanna put my penis inside her

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she cute

>Bostonfags seething

Please reconsider

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I recommend olivine diabase for the stones, if you have any good deposits nearby. It's always fulfilling to gather the stones yourself.

literally looks like the place they film blacked scenes in

Wait wait wait hold on a seco-OHNONONno seriously just wai-OHNONONOHAHAH

You mean to tell me that the Boston Bruins were bootyblasted on HOME ICE and cucked out of a cup?

*inhales through my nose*

AHAHAHAHAHAAOHNONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH OH NOONONONONON DOOOD LOOK AT THEIR HEADS

Horrifying.

So glad it’s all over and it’s finally the off-season

imagine spending 5k on first row seats to see your team congratulate another team on winning the best trophy in sports

>chest tattoo

dropped

Surely, no one would do such a thing... right?

looks like tara reid minus the bad boob job

They had really short skates with the Cup, didn't seem right

vich reenk ez de bes eyece

What if we are all Ted

Isn't the cup usually always presented at center ice? And then players take it for a lap, at least half a lap, from the red line to behind the net and then back to the red line..
This time, they presented it at one end of the rink and the players only had the room between where the team had gathered (below the blue line) and the red carpet (well above the goal line) to skate around with it. The cameramen by the red carpet seemed to keep them hemmed in a bit, too.

Marner to the isles desu

Yah I found that odd as well. I blame NBC

We are.

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Awwww, babys first cup

they all wanted to get on the plane ASAP

SEETHE

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You're not a real American if you don't like cops LARPing as paramilitary in the hostile territory of your neighborhood with tacticool rifles, armor, and Humvees as they kick your door down and point rifles at your family for not paying a speeding ticket.

Based Brett

Imagine this in your mouth

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based Lou, working the thin-skinned Boston faggots into an absolute SHOOT

Toronto is fucking insufferable I hope they never win another game
Building a few colleges in a dumbfuck racist town does not automatically make it educated

I only eat chicken marinated in Sunny D (TM)

That sounds terrible but I kind of want to try this now.

>you will never be drunk as fuck on a plane holding Lord Stanley
just shoot me in the fucking head 50 times lads

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kek

Can someone explain how Rask has such an American accent?

imagine cleaning your grill

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Yikes!

did anyone else notice Bouwmeester was clean shaven? evidence the beard tradition is shit?

everyone grows a beard because the islanders won 4 straight doing it but montreal won 5 straight and they were all clean shaven

>an entire off-season of cockposting

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You just brush it. It literally takes 5 seconds

that pic actually looks pretty soi

Its not bad trust

Yea Forums is getting raided lads

People still go there?

>pure excitement of holding the two most based trophys in existence
time to take a break from browsing

Imagine not being NEET

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yeah, but now they're doing it to piss off all the porn addicts

youtube.com/watch?v=IQNBQI3UDag

What if mitch marner doesnt get a deal done in toronto and signs with someone else?

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toronto will have a lot to show for it you dumb weeb

Literally have not once experienced NEETdom in my life.

>trade old man marleau
>trade zaitsev
>still loses marner
pottery. i'd expect dubass to be fired after that

What did you do during summer break as a young teen?

What if the isles never win anything ever again (which they won't) and every dumb faggot new yorker kills themselves?

maroon looks super shitfaced and happy

seething

Work

Jokes on you

So when do they where the black classic jerseys if they have the regular home/away blue/white ones?

Thoughts on this really sick anime edit I just made?

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When you were like 12 to 14?

No from about 15 onward. I don't really consider it to be NEETdom if you're still a preteen but I suppose interpretations could vary.

your late because that was made 5 months ago

imagine losing
game seven
of the finals
at home
to a franchise known only for choking

No I just finished it up now. Quit spreading lies.

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CUTE

*signs HAGS in your yearbook*

Kanakp sucks so it fits perfectly

Thinking of making some new edits in the offseason for any that would request them.
Sorry non-weebs, not for you.

whats he so emotional about /hoc/?

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can you make pikachu in a diaper and a rangers jersey

/r/ing Okina Matara repping her love for les Canadiens

requesting casca in vegas gear please

sure

>9 of the last 12 cups have been won on the road
wew

Pretty based

Hitori bocci with an islanders jersey
>mfw cant do edits cos im shit

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>"Why yes, I did enjoy watching the St. Louis Blues win the cup. I personally did not have any personal ties to either team but the good guys most certainly won. How did you guess?"

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>knights
I'll consider it
>isles
No, I made 2 for your already and now you're just a rude jerk so fuck off

how am I a jerk?

WEEBS FUCK OFF

virgins

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Maroon has chinky eyes and wide cheeks so he always looks drunk or retarded

go back to whatever board you came from

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Im gonna come up with really great posts and extremely hot takes this offseason instead of making gay edits of cartoon girls lol are you serious dude

Based weebs working ya into a seething shoot

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Only one team can truly claim the "jerk" mantle.

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awww maybe you should go back to pleddit or facebook normie faggot

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stay mad beyotch

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also /trash/

>that fat incel tranny in the middle behind the drawing

being a nazi tranny is hilarious

What's with the half gallon of milk?

based caniacs actually staying on-topic

9/12 don't even get into the ethnostate

so we have...
>pikachu in a diaper and a rangers jersey
>Okina Matara repping her love for les Canadiens
>casca in vegas gear please
>Hitori bocci with an islanders jersey
Should be fun

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what do you guys wanna do this off season?

Predict trades and offersheets

who's stoked for saturday's games?

Modern nazism is a fever dream

Xheattle Dickgirls

think of some new memes
watch aussie hoc league
get banned for "off topic"
evade bans
shitpost with the losers that post on offseason /hoc/
late night movie nights with pacifibros

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fag

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*

Brett could not be more based

you guys get banned from /hoc/ for off topic?

This but with metrobros and watching the cytube

>that dude won his $100,000 bet

sometimes, not once during this season so far though

Bulju's awakening tune will be decided

inb4 people do not know how betting odds work

>knights
>laffs
>avs
holy fuck betters are retarded

yeah i got banned about 6 times last summer for making fun of kippers a lot

avalanche are reasonable because they can start to become gud again with the way they played this postseason. Makar is a beast

Faggot

I'm more surprised by the Bolts being favorites for yet another year

From now on I'm wearing a fez while watching hockey. And possibly a smoking jacket.

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just cracked a terferi lads

kind of doubt we are going to see any offersheets. think it was just the talking heads making some shit up to fill time.

WINNINGTON!

half needs to shitpost on Yea Forums because he was somehow too autistic for the autistic virtual divegrass faggots

First time since 2006 that the good guys won.

/goodguys/ won last year too

who???

islanders weeb

First time since 2006 and 2007, I'd say.

fuck off divegrass faggots

>Rat Tears

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Was gonna call him out myself but I didn't wanna give him the joy of being noticed

I, 4-1, am glad to see that the Blues finally won.

it's finally offseason lads!
time for yet another /beav/ thread i reckon

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It’s always time for /beav/

>ovi
good guy
>caps
hard no

>avalanche are reasonable
wew

Last night was the most anti-climactic game 7 I'd ever seen.

>2008 and 2009 were the same teams
>neither were the good guys
Rly makes you think

You didn't watch in 2011 then.

prove me wrong. I want to know why

What? It was very exciting until just the last couple of minutes when it became clear the Bruins couldn't catch up.

Without a doubt this. If you're not bitter because you just got fucked by the Bookie/Sportsbook you're not a real Hockey fan.

Your goalies suck

paper tiger, no defense [makar will get pooped on] and no depth, also like user said, shit tendies.

Got that damn gloria song stuck in my head

stanley cup champion jake allen

Stanley Cup champion Tyler Bozak

stanley cup champion tuuka rask

Stanley Cup Champion Bofa

stanley cup champion connor hellebuyck

Stanley cup champion Brett Hull

Still kind of can't believe the blues won da cup last night

Stanley Cup Champion Martin Gerber

Scared Status?

>shorks

shut the fuck up austrailia

Reminder that the Boston Spoked Bs are soft, whiny chokers. If they put half as much effort into positional play as they did trying to sell calls they might have won the series. The old freak Chara should go back to the circus where he belongs.

Times's yours.

Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester

He deserves it

you mean the san jose refbabby golden sharts?

time to start thinking about that new thread my friends

Stanley Cup Champion Jordan Binnington

In that the team that scores the most goals in the deciding match deserved it and nothing more.

I live in the same hometown as him, gonna crash his cup bbq with the boys

No more new threads unfortunately.

what do you have in store for us?

getting the new thread ready?

Ya fuck off, buddy is a vet that had won everything but a cup, he deserved it.

i got a great post for the new thread, lads

It's cooler to be fashionably late

No you fuck off, you don't deserve it if you don't win. If you didn't win you don't deserve shit despite what reddit may have you believe.

no its polite to show up a few minutes early

ny/uutiset

But he did win it you spaz

Gay

Which is why he deserved it and not for any other reason.

After seeing Marchand cry on national television, I climaxed many times.

Someone make a non swede edition please.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7giuMy4DI

Agreed

yawn

Rocket League

sorry
t. soft-ass wagoner

its better that way. loser franchises gather around and call each other "bros" because none of them are a threat. no one ever gets mad at the sparkledogs, they get mad at the teams that are good. everyone will be happy for you for a couple of months and then everyone will hate you regardless of what you do or say

but unless you're some kind of masochistic faggot who prefers having some kind of bitch "camaraderie" with "bro teams" over actually getting your team to win, you stop caring about what other people think. your team won the championship and that is actually way more valuable

but yeah RIP to your ticket prices and in-stadium experience for a couple years. if you were able to get affordable lower bowl seats kiss those goodbye. bandwagoners, children, and women are going to be everywhere. gloria is going to be played at your place for like 50 years and become a tradition even long after its overstayed its novelty (t. Sweet Caroline).

its a bit different for baseball since its an attractive summertime "event" for casuals to go to and post on insta though. generally hockey fans are salty drunk men so eventually that will return to normal. for example the bleachers are bruins games are always full of old die hards because those are the only seats the regular people can afford anymore.