Australia vs Brazil /wwc/ Thread

>van egmond
Afrikaans?

>Australia
Two made my willy excited
>Brazil
2½ made my willy excited
I give Brazil a -½ handicap

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yes

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This is going to be my first ladies' football match, fellas. Is the brazilian team any good?

how boring is women's football matches compared to men's?

dutch m8

> Australia
CATLEY and GORRY
> Brazil
THAISA

We'll find out

Andressa looks like she regularly kills white men

nope, tier2-tier3 I'd say. australia are favourites, but not by much

VAMO MARTAAA

I don't think so. > We are trash ever since our football federation knifed our coach

lol this is basically the reaction of everyone in this thread

not boring imo, but the level of play is obviously not very good. laughing at their mistakes and watching some qts prance around while shitposting on Yea Forums is comfy as fuck desu

>daiane
Is she related to özil by any chance

I haven't seen the brazilian team do anything relevant ever since Marta got old.

>Formiga

1-1 tie is my prediction , neither offense wil lget anything going

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BRASIL SIL SIL SIL KKKKKKK VAMO GANHAR MENINAS! TIME COM RAÇA MELHOR QUE AS ESTRELAS DO MASCULINO KKK SHOW MARTA

Meu deus cala boca mermao, tamo aqui só pra rir da merda que vai ser

Vai dormir, Neto, filho da puta

Thaisa is my wife

bros i just saw a girl with a shaved head in a gg allin, bizarre that this exists in 2019 but i'd still drill my football into her goal if you catch my drift

VAI BRASIL PRA CIMA DESSAS KARENS ARROMBAFAS

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plot twist, one of them is actually a girl.

But who?

time to jerk it

For me it's Ludmila

> german VAR assistants

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aus gk looks like Gabi Garcia

baseado

For me, it's Viadão (big fag)

the post

For me, it's Australia lads

I just fell in love with this girl. If you don't like her, you're gay.

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>Formiga
>41

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looks like a less ugly Meghan Markle

brazil #14 for me

>Australian #23
She ate too much kangaroo

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aí mané, falano q futibol num é pra muié

Is Marta a lesbian?

quints of truth

No qts in this game

no one cares lul

go matildas

>bros i just saw a girl with a shaved head in a gg allin
bruh she might be a dyke.

Marta looks like one of those Brazilian trans here in Belgium

Bárbara is a qt

Will we see some Jogo Bonito from Brazil today?

>Australia in yellow
>Brazil in blue

its confusing

DUDE AUSTRALIA'S #21 SHIRT IS LIKE A FEMALE DYBALA WHAT THE FUCKKK

Marta só traça gostosas, cara

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I just assume all women that play futbol are massive dykes

i mean that's sounds very possible, either that or there's something else wrong with her

Australia is playing pretty rough. I hope Brazil breaks one of their kneecaps.

Why do bogans use yellow and green?

>6 min
>0-0

I don't think this squirt slurping sport is for me

Cause they are cunts. Simple as.

Stream?
kek

Why are the fatties the only ones that can't play a sport without using violence?

Carpenter is a QT

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They were established by the Governor-General of Australia, Sir Ninian Stephen, on 19 April 1984 in the Commonwealth of Australia Gazette; on advice from Prime Minister Bob Hawke.[3]

The gold colour represents the golden wattle (Acacia pycnantha), which is Australia's national flower. The uniforms of Australia's national sports teams are usually green and gold.[4] The golden wattle flower, and the colours green and gold, are also featured on the Coat of arms of Australia.

>"Remember Ariana Grande? You won't BELIEVE what she looks like now! Click here to find out"

Love white women with strong jaws 2bh

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stop, whenever I see one of these fuckers dead on the side of the road I get sad ;(

Based
Cringe.

>a flower

Cute cat.

footybite.com/football/australia-vs-brazil-live-stream/

the quality of play is so fucking bad. How can you handle the frustration bros?

that's a dog dumbass, they call it the dingo

Having sex.

I just keep the globoesporte tab open in the background and just sporadically check out if cleber start talking too fast and loud

Is women's futebol always that bad?

shitposting here + asses

The quality is shit but its so end-to-end, on pure entertainment value its quite good

yes, even when it is good it is laughably bad

>the brazilian women have the men's world cup winning stars above their crest

I've noticed some countries do this, while others don't.

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Is it just me or is australia playing better than brazil?

formiga is so ugly

this woman is 41 years old and is playing for the brazilian side at this very moment

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Our male team is just as bad.It only seems more exciting because of the built in drama the male world cup has. Just wait like 5 editions of the female world cup and you'll start finding it interesting.

>t. only watches muh tchempions

drink a lot of alcohole

They don't really have a midfield. There's always so much open space yet they never capitalize.

I legit naawwwwed out loud when it jumped into the pouch. Fucking cutest thing I've ever seen.

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commentator made it sound like she already was on a yellow, annoying as fuck thought it was going to be a second yellow red card

why the racism?

Brazilian goalkeeper is thick as fuck

We're removing them soon.

CAME ON GURLZ SCORE SUM FUKIN GOALS

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he is talking about general woman's football mongoloid

WEW LADS
YOU THINK 'STRAYA'S GONNA CHOKE?
I'M KEEPING ME HOPES UP, LADS!

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This game is unironically pretty good quality with both teams attacking.

feel like if I were a striker for either team I could score at least 5 goals even though I haven't played football since I was 12. My condition is garbage but I wouldn't run a lot, I'd just have the gk route one and I'd easily win every time through height alone then I'd hoof it in

in fact the only times I wouldn't score is when I'd miss the goal by like a mile wide because of how bad I am rather than the gk saving any of them but I'd still score several goals

those are just my thoughts on the issue, could be wrong

posta as tetas

I know. What I'm saying is the male world cup is just as bad but masked with a little bit more experience and drama.

and that's a good thing

The Brazil coach seems to have more tactical knowledge than Tite.

To be expected, Australia is higher ranked

>with both teams attacking

That's most games, especially during this world cup. It makes for exciting play with not much depth.

Australia is going to win this one fair and square

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no it's not retard, it's objectively 10 levels above this shit

This poster is that friend of yours that says he can fight a dog barehanded

ERA PENAL

yeah, but he's a shitty male, so everybody here is saying that he's being carried

>Viadão
>good

ERA PENAL

Her face looks like fucking chad too.
I want her to crush my skull and break my ribcage.

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NO ERA PENAL

Neither France or England women have stars above their crest, but the likes of Italy and Argentina has. Very weird.

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

ERA?

She tripped on her own legs, mate.
T. Seething

Tite is a gayucho, anyway

The quality is about on par with what I get from the Norwegian men's team, so it's not so bad.

Handball lol

topkek

>VAR for a handball outside the box
??????

She literally has the same face as Chad in the meme

That would be a dumb as fuck penal. Taisa is a retarda.

FUCKING REFBALL

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Fucking aussie cheaters

BASED VAR! FUCK THOSE KANGOROO CUNTS!!!

NO ERA

Is Australia good at dickless football?

M Ã O
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no, it was originally for the potential penalty

did they just use VAR to check a simple handball instance?

NEYMAR ROLL

Era penal, but first era handball.

Caralho mataram a Andressa

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So enlight a filthy casual please: What's the origin behind the "ERA PENAL" meme?

>taking THAT long for var for handball outside the box
with?

It'd be penalty otherwise, dumbfag.

No it's not lmao, modern football is boring as fuck

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>grabs her face
>ref blows whistle
>suddenly its her knee that hurts
pathetic display

She's like the female version of pic related

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Madoka WILL save the Matildas

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watching this match is making me want to watch lesbian porn.
Is this normal?

...

Replies are being monitored closely

If it wasn't a handball, they were going to award a penalty to Australia.

mexico v holland robben went over in the box
there's a video on yt of some mexican shouting
"NO ERA PENAL"

no era

Some Mexican tweeting it to the Dutch FA every day or month or whatever for years.

PENAL

is this handegg?

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BENULDY

>modern football is boring as fuck
>t. torce pra time europeu
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ERA

FUCK OFF REF
REEEEEEEEE

oh no no no no

PENALIDADE MÁXIMA

ERA PENAL

BENULDY

ERA

>a Brazilian footballer holding up 7 fingers
Is she mocking the men?

Top kek, thanks

Does FIFA hate whites?

Based refball.

refball

it's coming home lads

BOGANS BTFO

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I only watch the world cup. Last team i followed was Flamengo's 2009 Brasileirão.

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It's her 7th World Cup

SEETH HARDER AUSSIES

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Nah, she can't count her own number.

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AUSSIELAND WILL GET A GRAND TOTAL OF ZERO POINTS IN THIS WC

that sounds extremely arbitrary

also
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penarta

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you're probably joking but, 7 WC appearances

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Yeah boys, goaaaal

i'm not talking boring or not but it's not the same quality of playing, you have to be blind to disagree

>arbitrary
Claro, quem decidiu fui um árbitro

hope solo would have saved that

this kennedy comes off as a complete bitch desu

Brazil pls let a few in so qt Carpenter can win. I’m not sure I can handle any more disappointed waifus after Engen yesterday.

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go brazil
fuck that diaspora australian coach

>putting make up on before a world class competition

Wtf I hate this culture

>holding onto someone's shirt to drag them down
>ON THE BOX
>hurr refball
Get bent, you bogan cunts.

Big delay on your streams boys, just go to globoesporte.

For me it's Alanna Kennedy

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NO F. ERA

ayy

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blame the patriarchy

fuck off, gayfag

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This is why you have to be good so that even ref ball can’t beat you.

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Do croats hate expats?

These are the posts

this is a show, if playing "better" doesn't make it more entertaining then it's useless

mostly

Congrats Brazil, can only win because of refball

Has VAR helped in any way at all?

Yea Forums's bolão
2x1 Brazil

why

>there are people watching this shit in the bar
>unironically cheering

they do look similar. maybe she's a distance relative to vanessa kirby who left england years ago.

what is the race of these women?

>var literally ends the era of refball
>muh muh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CHORA MAIS

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For me, it's
>passing the ball from the back to the opposition

>17
WUT

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t. easily fooled by transexuals

is it just me who would fuck Thaisa? (or she would fuck me more likely)

do you hate Šimunić

>only 32min in
>already complaining

seeth

but Matildas will win

2x0 nóis

SEETH HARDER
MANAGE THOSE DAMAGES, KANGAROO MAN!

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it's not only you

>refball
Cope, go fight a kangaroo or something.

This is why you need to rig the draw so your group gets semi-amateurs as opposed to getting a possible group of death*

>implying people can tell the difference between Brazilians screaming and cheering and the normal screeching noises that come out their mouths

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Haha didn’t even affect her fall. She flopped for the penalty.

based

4x0 Brasil
Dois da marta e dois da mamãe cris.

Says the island monkey

>aussies diving
Yikes

>women don't div-

>7-1

based

yep. still a foul though

why are there no abos in the aussie team?

in case you're genuinely retarded and this isn't bait. You can tell she dragged the girl like four inches. That affects your shit, but you probably wouldn't know since you're on Yea Forums and not actually playing.

>not even m*le football

Don't you have to beat another dead dog like the ladybois? So shuush

they don't know language properly and when they come here they act like we are better than you...
standard diaspora shit
>Šimunić
he is an idiot

Sonho da porra

Brazilian goal keep had beautiful eyes, but she’s an ugly shade of brown.

Sorry dude but this sort of banter only works coming from a German flag.

Racism and gasoline

>south america

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I think the same. But her butt is unique.

>he is an idiot
but he was pretty based
please elaborate

I wish Bárbara would sit in my face.

>already pulling the 7x1 card 30 minutes in
weak

>Debilmentalzinha

you mean the ones who go off to Britain, Australia or America then fetishise their ethnic nationality without knowing that much about it in the first place

>Wimmiz goal tendering

god this is unwatchable

Aussie: Micah, Arnold, Carpenter, Logarzo, Harrison, Raso

Brasil: Aline, Poiliana, Santos, Luana, Beatriz, Ludmila

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
CRY MORE

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MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

Yikes, seethe more

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL PORRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEU PAU TA DUROOOOO
KKKKKK MAMA AQUI AUSSIE

ball goes in the net in slow motion and the goalie still can't get within a metre of it

game's definitely rigged, writing a letter to fifa now

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OH NONONONONO
GOAL STARTING FROM A NUTMEG

BOGANS BTFO KEK

guck this game

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Trying to insult anons with irrelevant memes
SEETH HARDER WHAT A HEADER.
WHAT A NUTMEG.
WHAT A PLAY.

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Come back when your team scores.

Yep, I'm thinking >we got this

*on
But yes

já denunciei o post para a delegacia da mulher

CHRISTIANE
>MOMMY
CHRISTIANE
>MOMMY
CHRISTIANE
>MOMMY
CHRISTIANE
>MOMMY
CHRISTIANE
>MOMMY
CHRISTIANE
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>0 (zero) points

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Fucking dream2

GOLAZO

kek

Yeah, i'm thinking we're winning it all

yes, you put it so nicely
make a nazi salute and chant nazi shit and then cripple teams defence for wc

women goalkeepers run across the goalline to try and save it instead of using momentum and taking one big dive. so bizarre

Fala agora, fala.

The sheilas are finished

Kek

CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIANE CRISTIAN

It will never become irrelevant huebro. I am sorry.

now that we've completely annihilated what was, until now, the best team in this competition, who can stop us?

I jsut love Brazilian fans

Wtf my stream is literally two minutes delayed. People posted "gooool" here long before they actually scored.

That was a bit embarrassing on the goalie’s part

How do I get an Aussie shitposter gf, lads?

They can't reach it though.

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Australian goalie at it again

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KEK

SONHO O CARALHO
OLHA O QUATRO A ZERO VINDO, VIADO!!!!!

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legs too weak to push themselves off

The fuckin' state of these keepers

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>that nutmeg
>that header
>that keeper

Absolutly filthy. No surprise really. They have been shit ever since they sacked the old coach. Fuck the FFA.

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For me, it's Luana, that's one heck of a qt

lol

they're too short to realy on their height to cover the whole goal

CRISTIANE RONALDA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ELA É PICA

las goblinas the las americas norteñas

She's walking hahahahaha wtf.

number 6 rekt that aussie girl

The burgers

>za dom spremni
>"""""nazi chant""""
are you actually a serb in disguise

gks are the weakest point of ladies' football, most of them straight up suck mean ass.

Friendly reminder that Africa won last wc, not frogs.

France

not barbara, my queen

Lose weight.

Ty my man, I missed it live

>loses 7-1
>in a semi final
>of the world cup
>that they hosted
>while ranked third
>going 5-0 down after half an hour
>it could have been higher if no #respect
>b-b-but we won in the wimminzball h-hue hue
kek
KEK
This is just EMBARRASSING damage control, BRBRs.
You will NEVER, EVER recover from 7-1.
You will NEVER, EVER have ANY foothold in ANY discussion of ANYTHING about football.
You will NEVER, EVER come back from literally losing 7-1 in a semi final of the World Cup that you hosted while ranked THIRD.

I look forward to your POORIOUS and SEETHING replies, which I will NOT be reading.

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PENSEI EM TU NA HORA. AGORA EU ACREDITO

>Debilmentalzinha
Is she fucking Viadão or what?

this defending is beyond diabolical

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Imagine sniffing and licking Batbata's sweaty asshole after the match haha I'd bet that would be quite disgusting haha

USA, France, Germany, Spain, Japan, England, Netherlands, Canada

>Strayan goalkeeping

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based

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Haha wtf why that Aussie just stand there when the ball was stolen??

The right back is about 20 yards out of position there. Appalling.

>Retard Mode activated

Coping this hard

It’s coming home m8

Looks like it'll be up to England once again to represent the Commonwealth with distinction and pride.

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93412004
>flag never won a WC
Opinion discarded

>are you actually a serb in disguise
kek no, just from Dalmatia and I despise Poglavnik for selling us to Italians

n-no!

I just wanted Barbara sitting on me.

based copeposting

LOL for all of them

Except USA an smaybe France

cute schneider is the best GK i've seen in the cup so far

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O SONHO DO 4 A 0 ACABOU :(

2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Fuck

OH NO NO NO NO NO
START TAKING THE L, HUES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how does it feel knowing you'll never have a player like Kewell again?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR COMEBACK TIME

AMAZING post
Aussie goal right away

Based Sheilas or Matildas or whatever these cunts are called

The most dangerous of leads.

Abysmal defending from both sides

here
love is over, we suck, I hope whoever we get in the round of 16 rape our girls gently

CABEÇA ERGUIDA PORRA

THEY CANT WIN, THEY WINT WIN
LETS GO BRAZIL
VAMOOOOOOO

MOST
DANGEROUS
LADS

>Fireworks for a goal

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cute tight little ass hum

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¡Vamos!

GAAAAAAAAAAL

FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD FOORD

Why is the male the main commentator on the BBC? Very disrespectful desu.

Based britfag is right, my huebros.
We should worry.

It's okay bros, we still got this

Webm?

Where are the Australian fans?

brazil is no match for the fat man of elite truthbombs my fellow finnchad

Ok, let's start the ordinary popcorn.
Qual é o equivalente em inglês à gíria pipoqueiro/a?

I think being mocked by past embarrassments is a part of football banter but you’re literally Australia, what leg are you standing on? We lost in a semi. Have you ever been past the group stage?

THE MATILDAS ARE BACK BABY!

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BASED AUSTRALIA

Literally 3am here

The penalties have been good quality, shame the goalkeeping in the women's game is terrible.

Based Mattposting dabbing on these hues

Daiane master race

>start losing
>go for the ol' "Keep calm and cross it to cahill" tactic
>play so much better and actually score

Honestly, we should just train and play every game to go down the wing and cross it.

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*quite delicious

so what?

Yea Forums is for neets

the eternal brap

this women's world cup is perhaps the greatest ongoing comedy of errors I've ever seen

Did you listen to the match with the solo female commentator? The one who rambled on about nothing and said “stats..I need my stats” on air while fumbling through papers

Deixa pipoqueiro mesmo

Yikes, why are y'all giving this cringefest attention?

1-1 in my mind, that pen was horseshit

Choke/choked, não acho que chocker seja usado. Ex. LeChoke

The australian goal is quite nice to be honest, that head pass was a pretty smart play for a women's football game

Carpenter

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this gonna be good?

Makes sense

Imagine tongue fucking her ass after a match haha. I imagine that would be quite the smell and taste haha

That's not how it works, buddy

gib

Post half-time chads.

I don't know why nobody ever thought about just putting us all on the same time. one time zone. make shit simpler.

her pussy must smell like a fresh pear

Choke

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No, but you will.

Weber deserved that one over Vettel,
I’m still seething

halftime wank on the cards

she looks like that guy from warriors/twin peaks

TOMAR NO CU PORRA GOL BESTA

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Am I the only one getting horny because of this match? Is this what women feel when they see the guys playing?

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will they slap around that girl that caused the penalty during half time?. At least talk shit to her?.

Kek

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australia
18
brazil
13 14 5 18

No.
But that's disgusting, lad. This game is actaully very entertaining.

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Calm down flamenguista, stop criticizing for a fucking second

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aldi's version of dark fruits is yummy

god she's so hot

She will receive a stern spanking from the other girls.

>well yes I support the female national team, how did you know?

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What is going on on television while the game does not start? here are the best moments( highlights)

>entire game decided by a small tug on a shirt
yeah this doughnut bumping sport isn't for me

chav slag if ever I saw one.

Cala a boca, flamenguista mimado, deixa o jogo no pé de quem sabe, mongolóide.

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Kathellen, my waifu will score header

Because it’s night in Australia and day in Brazil you absolute retard

Don't have interest in this game either but if it's any consolation Australian main striker is a poo

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>Brazil women play with five stars on their shirts
>they've never won a single thing of note

Based Carpenter poster

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Our national football teams NEVER FAIL to disappoint.

One of the most American posts I've ever come across.

>I don't know why nobody ever thought about just putting us all on the same time. one time zone. make shit simpler.

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You absolute scrote. Vile.

>Thamires is the only player who has a son
The state of lesbian football.

Some of the countries do and some don't. Don't ask me why.

They won my heart

>Brazil women play with men's kits that were left over by nike
We just make do, my friend. We just have to.

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Based americlap

QT

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It's actually her wife's son.

Female kits are always smaller and slimmer fitting, so what are you saying about your men's team m8?

>Does FIFA hate whites?
they want a mulatto world, same for the Olympic committee

>Brazil nr. 8
Since when did Vinicius turn into a tranny

>women's football game sets new records
who the FUCK is optus sport kidding

I just want to impregnate Barbara.

that guy slapped Morgans ass just before commercial break

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>I don't know why nobody ever thought about just putting us all on the same time. one time zone. make shit simpler.
Bruh do you not understand that the timezone is different because it’s a different time of the day in each place at the same time? Are you mentally challenged?
>the state of American education

fuck donald trump

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fuck america

the indian bbc presenter is actually really doing things for me

what's wrong?

She's got a girlfriend and the amount of testoterone in her would just spit out your khv semen out and force it down your own throat just so she can laugh at hoe pathetic you are.

She can cut my wood, if you know what I mean.

>indian bbc

oxymoron

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>American understanding of the concept of time

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Ok guys, let's vote. In your opinion who is the most beautiful in each team? Yallop in Australia and the Brazilian goalkeeper

lads...

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because while some countries be asleep some got to be watching out for aliens.

Ludmila HNNNNGH

>only one attractive girl in a match of australia vs brazil
Did not expect

Carpenter and é hoje

Pirdi

Fudeu Ludmilla.
Ela é horrível! Vai se fuder, viadão! Tite feminino do caralho!

This is just making me even harder, lad.

I want to BLEACH Ludmila

>the indian bbc presenter is actually really doing things for me
>enjoying aldi’s own dark fruits
Sort yourself out mate. You’re a mess.

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man Brazilians are swarthy

Post your favorite australian woman

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>Marta is out
Why tho?

Bárbara

Brazil #14 has her pants high. HNNNNNGGGGGG I WANT TO HAVE SEX LADS

PORRA MACHUCARAM MINHA WAIFU
FILHAS DA PUTA! QUEM ENCOSTAR NA BÁRBARA MORRE!

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too old to play 90'

Aldi are top fucking tier
also what's wrong with indians?

Look at those legs. Barbara is very hot

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>I WANT TO HAVE SEX LADS

have sex

cheese sandwich or a fooddrink

No she doesn’t

Dem thighs

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Time to admit that this world cup has been very entertaining?

Barbara is like the incarnation of fertility.

They make for great footy boots and burgers, sadly (though i'm veggie again)

Se continuar da forma que tá, acho que até o final da copa do mundo já criaram um grupo de zap aqui

close your legs, ladies

Wait based cougar was aussie? Nice. That one bath scene was immense

She's injured and old.
Playing her for more than 45 minutes is just suicide.
>Two nutmegs in a fucking row
YOU ARE GETTING SAMBA'D ON, AUSSIES!

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1-4 incoming

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Maybe you do but
youtu.be/s7Sm1pvKvoU

Do the women swap shirts at the end?

w e w

you know what, I'm gonna be a better man, not blame the american education system and just assume you're a retard

>Coping this hard

yes but they don't televise it

I BELIEVE

They should make the girls play in thigh highs. I think it's sexier.

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Donald, is that you?

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based

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4x1 é uma realidade.

For me its chunli wan chin chun kawasaki

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second half will be tough lads

They swap tampons, it's pretty gross.

NEW BREAD

Goalkeeping in women's football is pure comedy gold.

>indians think they're not black

this is just sad lmao

Olha o gol

500

>eyebrows
Why do these stupid women do this?

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yummy Kathellen

Todos a una
puta osasuna

That's sexy as fuck. I'd suck their used wet bloody tampons dry. Eat that shit and then lick whatever remaining blood there is left off of their bloody crotch.

CR7 vs CR11, which one is the GOAT?

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don’t care about losing BUT YOU BITCHES ARE MAKING BARBARA SAD PLAY LIKE PROFESSIONALS FUCKBAGS

Fuck those Brazil bitches are old and ugly as fuck

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Y’all getting goosebumps?

Any of you getting goosebumps?

no

We're all in here, dumbo.

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

Sandwich

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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Oiiie si

Hahaha ugly old Brazilian bitch made an auto goal on herself

Why are Brazilians so stupid? Killing time when they’re down.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Woot glad those ugly old black bitches lost

hahahaha our aussie commentators absolutely savaging Brazil. "They're sore losers" and "It feels so good to beat Brazil"