Do you think they had sex ?

Aitana Bonmati, the new face of La masia.

100% guarantee messi is hover handing

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The only decent-looking woman in the Spanish women team team

no, he's smiling too much

Is he high? Why is he standing like this?

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>messi
>high

why is he leaning forward like that.

Messi only has mutual masturbation, no sex

that looks like me, but with a wig on.

I want to touch Stanley if you catch my drift

His wife told him not to touch other women.

well shit

was it autism?

for me, it's Miss Goodmorning

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he's too pure for this world ;__;

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Messi only fucks/ and is a cuck for his national team bro.

BEGONE

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

but she's no thot

wth with his arm

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>she has no penis
Nope, they didn't

my man needs to chill bruh womyn wont bite you relax

I wonder what girls think this. Maybe because it's Messi they'd think it's cute but if it was me they'd think I was a weirdo.

>womyn wont bite you
cringe and bluepilled

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Where you in a coma the past few years?
nextshark.com/park-dae-sung-mma-fighter-accused-of-harassment/

Who are these people?

As if we needed more evidence that he's an Aspie.

Yikes.

youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8

He has 3 kids, I think he knows what he's doing

Smart players do this because of the inevitable #methree

He has terrible posture, haven't you noticed when watching any barsoylona game?

she cute

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Who's the young man on the left?

Yeah allegedly so did Michael Jackson and that nigga only knew how to diddle Boys

bend over

Someone post his wedding kiss webm
t. Neymar

He just gets hard and vibrates his body while making autistic noises.

Looks like the aunt of a friend of mine that I once made out desu.

>he believes the michael jackson fabrications

>tf
>tp
lel

you just know Messi is hand hovering in that pic. he doesn't touch any woman besides Antonella

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I'm sure there are seas of desperate sluts who would do anything to slander Messi in order to make a name (and a retirement fund) for themselves. The news would be bigger than any other sports star, so no doubt his handlers will have told him

>he doesn't touch any woman besides Antonella
Such a good little boy

Based

kek

is messi human?

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He knows that, if he doesn't touch the girl, they can't accuse him of anything.

It's a mixture of respect for Antonella, prevention of false accusations and autism.

/ourguy/

Messi is pure, he only had sex 3 times to have kids.