/cyc/ - Critérium du Dauphiné Stage 5

Yeah this looks like a career ender desu. As much as I dislike him and Sky/Ineos this wasn't the way I wanted to see him go.

Just woke up around 9 AM, I guess I am going for a nap soon.

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Me neither. I wanted to see a Festina 2.0

inb4 Dawg recovers à la his best friend Vino to get the Olympic road race.

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It was meant to be a joke :/

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I'm gonna miss BOOOOOO-posting and throwing tacks and pissbottles at Froome desu
it's just not the same with Thomas/Bernal

that look, kek
>If only you knew how bad Movistar really are

Holy fuck m8, are you drunk? Froome just got rekt pretty hard, I wouldn't wish that kind of thing on my worst enemies. You revelling in that is a bit fucked man. Have a bit of dignity. And maybe have sex too.

>meme handlebar
>meme saddle
Is this man legit autistic?

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ISM saddles aren't memes!

The most avant-garde pro cyclist you will find

>french witnesses suggest Froome wasn't able to talk
somebody twittered that a mechanic was with him yesterday and it spread among team mechanics that he was dissorientated and could barely speak iirr

justice was served too bad Armstrong diddnt suffer the same fate

This, I wanted to see him crash during the coverage. Imagine how epic the thread would have been.

Dilate.

>not having injuries

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>tfw no cutie to take care of you while injuried.

you faggot, the tour wont be half as fun without him

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>Good riddance

Based toothpaste.

Not like this

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>using unbroken bones

Maybe this will bring a smile to your face, Bernd.

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How much salbutamol to cure something like that?

Will he end up like Schleck, become alcoholic running a shitty bike shop?

His lungs aren't big enough for the amount he needs.

Interesting chioce of words by Little Richie.

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>Team Ineos manager Dave Brailsford told reporters on Thursday morning that Froome’s surgery had been long but successful. He confirmed that Froome had suffered internal injuries as well as the fractures to his femur, hip, elbow and ribs. According to the L'Equipe newspaper, the fractures were open, compound fractures caused by the high-speed of the crash and impact with a wall.
>“He had surgery to repair his femur, his hip, his elbow. He’s got broken ribs, a little bit of internal damage as well, so he’s staying in intensive care for the next couple of days and then we’ll go from there,” Brailsford said in Boën-sur-Lignon before stage 5 of the Dauphiné.
>“He’s being very well looked after. Our doctor [Richard Usher – ed.] is with him now and [Froome’s wife] Michelle is with him. We’ll keep monitoring the situation and see how it develops.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves desu.

I guess it's still better to have some spinal and head injury.
But imagine the scene, it must have been a bloody mess.

>using gears

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fug this is too much. I just wanted a simple injury to keep him out of tdf. If he comes back form this it is more impressive than cancermans comeback

F

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>BOOOOOO-posting
I was actually looking forward to that myself.
We need to find a new villain.

we still can boo Thomas

Thomas is a good lad.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, that might work.

Ineos will still be the villain.

y'all seriously missing out on Belgium Tour
check this out

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Karma

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Shimano car will get it's revenge

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These guys need to visit Froome to cheer him up.

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>shimano cars

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Wow, what a piece of shit.

This 19 year old just embarrassed the world hour record holder and is riding a minute away from the peleton

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Should be disqualified for that behavior.

Based Remco.

R E M C O
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cant wait for remcoposting when he is a gc guy

get a load of those ITTers bike handling skills

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I-I don't feel so good...

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this was fukin epic
>you throw wheel, fuck you you don't get wheel

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late today

Wait? I'm saying I'm gonna miss him, you retard. He was an excellent villain. Fucking illiterate jap. Ofc I didn't want him to go down like this.

busy busy day for me today

>shimano
he got off lucky

Imagine how embarrassing for DS to confront Shimano-man because of his dumbass rider

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Dan Martin was 20 meters behind Froome when he crashed and said he could have been dead

Time for health and safety to mandate seat belts and roll cages for bicycles.

Remember when helmets weren't mandatory?

Would you die from these injuries as an amateur and ambulance/first aid would get to you in 25 min?

Oh no, he gonna say it!

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>when helmets weren't mandatory
Were there ever any bad head injuries in those days?
Seems like most injuries are not even head related.

probably from blood loss. surely someone took a photo of the scene. The road must have been covered in blood

probably not
>if there was internal bleeding or a respiratory problem then yes

WTF, Froomes just won La Vuelta again.

you know he says it private

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Really though, this tweet works too well with his tuxedo profile pic
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>Ineos tards still playing the train

Wtf are with these idiots? They don't even have sprinters.

I'm gonna say homie
I'm gonna say bro
I'm gonna say my man
Gonna say fo-sho
I'M GONNA SAY N

>leave the tour down under to me

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His last and first title, kek.

Froome wins vuelta 2011

>hits a wall
>wins

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Lmao

>VAN ARSE

>Criterium du Van Aert

How?

Look up Andrey Kivilev

>won ITT ahead of ITTers
>won sprint ahead of sprinters
He need to cuck climbers next

The time of INEOS is over
Now, it's Jumbo's era
(at least until MVDP arrives to cuck WVA once more)

no this is Birdsong's year

Froome can even win from his hospital bed, what a legend.

wtf I thought you guys were just joking around
What a fucking timing lmao

also
PODIUM FOR MOLEMAN

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Well, that was nasty.
Still was his choice not to wear a helmet.

Cheeky De Gendt

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Froome can win past, present and future. He`s a time traveller.
I`m already celebrating his 2020 TDF win.

lol why

>Froome in the hospital: I am growing stronger

because they're OP

What kills someone may not kill someone else.

Which means he'll become the 4th All-Time in Grand Tour wins

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>Winning GTs from the operating table

Just GOAT things

shiiiiiit he's really done:

While initial surgery has gone well, Brailsford said it was still too early to determine how Froome's recovery would go.
"The degree of confidence I can use depends on what happens in the next few days," he said when asked if Froome would ride again, "but I would like to think so.
"Given his mentality, if it's possible to do then he will do it."

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>road must have been covered in blood
Good time to scrape some up and send it off to a private lab for doping analysis.

looooooooooool

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I wonder where Lance would be placed if he never got caught? Lance only ever rode TDFs.

How strange that would have been if Froome had died and then been declared winner of La Vuelta 2011 a day later.

Lance rode Giro during his comeback 2.0

Forgot about that.

Well, he won't move up any higher in the ranks, as I said, it's ironic it's his 1st title retrospective but also his last one that was granted to him.

Lmao at all the fans thinking he will ever be gud enough again to win any stages or races at all.

>rise and shine, mr. Froome
>good news - you've won Vuelta! in 2011
>bad news - your career is over

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Contador has 9. 3 of each

Juiced wins don't count, user

Then we got to trow out most of those results. Coppi literally was high as a kite on amphetamines, he said so himself.

Does spray inhalation count as juice?

How come they catch Cobo 8 years after he won? I mean, anyone with half a brain knew he was cheating, but still.

Lads this also means that Moleman will get a GC podium.

WvA is a top lad guys.

And for bio passport of all things. Makes no sense, even though it's almost certainly true.

They re-tested a sample due to his wacky APB and it came up positive for EPO. Seems like the 'EPO-positive' part of the story were lost in translation

lads i dont know shit about cycling, can someone explain to me what the numbers mean? i know S is for Sprint but i'm too retarded to figure the others out

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They are the climb categories, the lower the number the harder the climb. There is also the horse category for the hardest climbs.

>228km
That's going to be spicy

thanks bro, helpful info
i'd be knacked by the first or second village ;_;

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That does make more sense. You'd think "weird nobody comes out of retirement to win the Vuelta" would do the trick. They should've been retesting his piss at every possible opportunity, you'd think it would glow in the dark. Maybe that's what they did and they have to make some sort of justification for it. IDK. Weird story all around.

Lmao do you actually believe they didn't know? They know very fucking well who and how much everyone is doping they just need to cover shit up to keep the business going.

cursed and checked