/hoc/

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time to destroy all the newfags with the consistent autism

Are these finals proof that special teams aren’t nearly as important as we make them out to be?

real thread

didn't the ruins only get one pp this game?

TORRETTO

imagine shilling your shitty retarded non-thread after one is clearly the actual thread

lifelong blues fan here

ref's fault jitterbug marchad blows a wide open chance right into binnington's crest?

imagine getting worked by a retard
imagine expending any amount of energy at all on someone who's sole purpose it to illicit a reaction from simps like you

>put on Stanley Cup Final Game 7
>good game so far
>1-0 STL
>go to store
>get back
>4-1 STL

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Looks good lad.

Do you live in the middle of nowhere or something?

>le wreddit mandrama jargon

Kind of a shame that no blues player re enacted this at the end

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Hey dude what gives your real thread only has 3 posts? This a hoodwink?

based /hoc/ movie night

come watch ff 1 with the lads
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

It takes fat people longer to do basic tasks

>less than 5 hours to the US Open tee offs

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give it time brother

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I wish Pietrangelo had done the Orr celly after his backhand

Pietrangelo had the perfect opportunity

i wish i were fucking dead bros

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then just die LOL

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks
>go blues

Why should they? Their victory was far more historic.

So do I.

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1󠛡 󠛡800󠛡 󠛡273󠛡 󠛡8255

Top tier bants.

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kek

>this is going to always get posted on /hoc/ from now on
God damn based

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>2018-2019

St. Louis Blues... Home....

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kek

so good.

bingington was fucking awesome!

GG

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Good game bruins

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drank too much durin ghte game

still drinking desu
t. non ruins

genuinely hope they retire gloria and preserve this blessed year

drank after the game, still hurts

same bruh
this bl00s victory has honestly inspired me, they were the worst in the league and they still proved everyone wrong

based. i'm just watching a movie with /hoc/.

based fellow movie watcher

i got planning on how i'm gonna surprise my dad with a visit on father's day weekend, random but that's what i led to

same congrats bro

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keep cryin bitch nigga

Cherish the fact you still have a father in your life

Inb4 black

i bought us tickets to our boreball team

my old man told him dont bother getting him anything special he would be fine with a 6pack

Pavel Blu-ray

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Yeah I think I can get behind /hoc/ movie nights

Canucks

we are about to enter the puppers dynasty

>finnish goaltending
oh no no no no

what did you expect?

Sweep in 8

Congratulations St. Louis

Im happy for you

lad

it's the end of the season now so i feel i can safely say......

FUCK YOU, FUCKING TRIPFAG EVERYONE HERE HATES YOUR GUTS AND YOUR POSTS ACCOMPLISH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OTHER THAN LOWERING THE BAR FOR THE MOST LOW-RENT /hoc/ POSTS POSSIBLE IN THE REALM OF ALL POSSIBLE OUTCOMES

FF1 is pretty good desu

Congrats blues. Fuck Tom Dundon, and fuck the Canes btw

shorks

a crying shame that not all the original six teams have a cup

Thank fuck no one in London knows about much less supports St Louis, can wear my Boston gear in peace. The only /hoc/ cunts at my rink are laffs, oilers and rangers and I can laugh heartily at them.

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>Shorks
>Pavelski and Karlsson are gone

reminder this IS a /mia general/

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It should be in order of team age.

>Maple Laffs
>Cow Swords
>Canucks

And so on.

inb4 Canuck/US tourist points and laughs at you

Based movie night with the lads

was a fun time desu

TORRETO

based kepler

kepler is based and moviepilled

kepler desu

>4 months until hockey

who here /stringcheese/

YES
>FINNISH GOALTENDING DIDNT FAIL ME
FUCK YOU MARCHAND HAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHA

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We need to sort out a list of kino movies to watch through the summer

that was fun, i'll stream again tomorrow around 10pm. thinking of training day, but i dunno there's so much to choose from

i unironically haven't seen that since it came out, sounds good to me

hurts my tummy

has anyone watched rogue one? we could watch that. i hear it's pretty good for being a nu-star wars

let's just make a docs of movies. you choose a few each night and we can vote or you just choose from the list

Think we ought to watch Full Metal Jacket at some point

it's the best disney star wars movie for sure

It's the only one of the new ones I haven't seen

i can just use the built in poll instead of using it for just shitposting, that would work

>bombston

Congrats on the cup win, refs

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but uhhh, it did though

>vin diesel has a twin brother

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Least shitty of the new ones

it didnt fail ME, I wanted Bawston to lose

based pekka

I WANT FINLAND TO STFU
FUCK FINLAND
YOU LOST THE CUP FOR US
FUCKING FINNISH FAGGOTS
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

What was Marchand thinking as he skated to the bench?

y u hef 2 b mad

yeah probably

that one guys ugly kids

>that 3rd goal that happened because chara was too slow to the boards
why did they even play him

Well done binlan. You betrayed all of us.

i mean he also save a goal

Fuck binlan and their shitty players

>bozak got a ring
>laffs

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based

BASED

lad what are you doing?

post her butt

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/hoc/ more like /celeb/

Lads I'm reading jatkoaika right now and absorbing great Finnish hockey wisdom

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bell lets talk

looks like jessica alba

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kwab

such as?

*sniff sniff*

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Congratulations Blues your pain is finally over

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do you have a folder of pesapallo qts

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i feel so happy for the bloos, lads

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YUM

Bulju and his agent are entitled

No

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Same lad, Dave Taylor finally gets a ring so that's a plus too.

ive heard stories that buljus agent basically strongarmed him into the nhl even tho the soilers didnt think he was ready yet

*shoulderchecks your cranium into the barrier while you are nowhere near the puck*
*get even penalties*

Hahaha it's a physical sport get over it.

at least draft is soon

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considering he didn't even wanna play in the ahl it's probably true

>jew
grim

NHL 19 was free on xbox and jesus christ it's not even worth that it fucking sucks. EA can't even compete with NBA 2K

For me personally I'm not interested in a game that glorifies modern day slavery

A
L I N E
C H A N G E

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play franchise mode

Regular season > Draft > Draft lottery > Free Agent Frenzy > SC finals

First round of the playoffs is generally the best for me but also fuck Finland

I dont know if their refs are that athletic.

Congrats refs

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islanders

Panthers in 2021

WINNINGTON!

Lads what do you reckon Kaapo Kakko is doing right now at this very moment?

fapping to emma watson

>you will never celebrate in a pub with 100 randoms after your team wins stanley cup singing an 80's pop song drunk

why even live bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=kv0K1TwVoYw

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No, that's me

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>you will never celebrate

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huomenta

>no more hockey for 4 months

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Islanders have 4 Stanley’s you dunce

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to see your team lose game 7 of the stanley cup finals in person.

hehehe

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imagine acting like a cunt all season chasing the ultimate goal of the stanley cup, to then lose in game 7, having acted like a cunt all season and post season and not achieving your goal, meaning you just acted like a cunt all season for no reason.

He played a terrible shift and got off the ice early before the pietrangelo goal, which is now the game winner by default. Marchand in a way cost the bruins the game

Imagine being down 1-0 in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Home Ice and you half ass a hip check with 10seconds left in the period in order to make a line change leading to the Cup Winning Goal. Imagine knowing your coach and teammates will see it on the tape OVER AND OVER and while they probably won't say anything publicly or maybe even to your face, you'll know THEY know it was your fault.

And yet he had a career year and thought he can do all the trash talk he wanted. Marchand feels like another david clarkson lel

I hate how rarely the home team wins. It’s such an depressing atmosphere when a team clinches a championship on the road

And people say karma isn't real.

If your team didn’t make the final this decade, they are abysmal

KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees

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Washington was fun last year because all the knights fans gave up

Feels good man

Washington was fun last year because all the knights fans gave up and like a third of the arena was for the caps

>first team to win the cup with a losing record at home
guess you could say they always send the fans home with the blues

Did anyone say "Fuck Marchand" yet?

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So who is making the finals next year? Does canada get a chance to play for the cup, or does the drought extend yet again?

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cats or sabres
>tfw muh whyld don't have a chance til at least 2025 assuming all goes well.

>the shanty of bawston
grats bloos

So fucking based.

Imagine letting another team hoist the cup in your own city

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there's hockey this weekend

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Don't let the 2020 Stanley Cup playoffs distract you from the fact that the absolute most dominant team of the regular season got swept by some wildcard suburban headasses

GET FUCKED BAWWWSTON

>offseason /cock/

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who?

Are the blues prime example that pre-january NHL is irrelevant?

indiachan.com/b/res/10970.html#12208
indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html#8487
indiachan.com/meta/res/1143.html#1143
come join us lads

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I wonder how many dumbasses got Bruins championship tattoos after Game 6. I'm sure someone got a >Marchand tattoo though

that's mundane bandwagon

lets look for lighning bolt

Has an interim coach ever won the Stanley Cup before Berube?

I'd go for a subtle hip check tattoo myself. Then tag Marchand's twitter and social media with it.

My favorite part of this Stanley cup was watching Columbus finally win and rape Tampa
Also
A team that swept the previous round lost the next series

Why nigs hate hockey?

too complicated

just draw a rat

>tfw made the finals 10 years ago
>tfw not reaching abysmal status until next season

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>FlimFlams
RIP me.

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Disco Dan Bylsma

Grease is back here.

What's the czech player's name who looks like Tormund from GoT?

First goal was a deflection through traffic. Three others were HORRIBLE defensive blunders from the Bruins. Feel bad for Rask, feel elated that Brad the Rat didn't win the cup.

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>Binnington
>Bins the Finn

With finns you dont win

The absolute state of Finnish goaltending

It's OK wingsbro. The cancer is gone and we have based Yzerman. Have faith :^))

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Hahahahahhaha get fucked Boston

Cant wait to see blues vs lightning next season now

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>we
Why does Detroit attract so many non-local fans? Their glory days are long gone

is Binnington a god goalie?

>2ka Ra4k

They won't, too many bandwagoners associate it with the team.

Good one

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just a reminder that the bruins lost the stanley cup finals last night

Lol hey guys
Columbus confirmed for cup incoming soon

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He okay not mvp though

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Oh yeah, unless you consider U18, U20 and WC, where Finland has been making Canada our bitch for the past decade. Kinda speaks volumes about how much superior us Europeans are compared to you Murrica-Lites.

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Its boring but the last 10 mins are OT tier.

Did they get rid of flags?
I’m a based phonechad

the yoda sex scene was kind of bad tho

A girl told me "I'll make some girl very happy".

b-but I wanted to make her happy.

I feel like Brad Marchand now..

Your phone is fucked

>this autistic fucking legend is a stanley cup champion

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Theres unironically nothing autistic about that though

Next season gon bi EPIC

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that's everyone

Yes it will be

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Same reason people still wear whalers jerseys, the GOAT Gordie 'elbows' Howe played for them.

Yeah, but in their defense I think that was one of the first times someone had to CG a alien's O-face.

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This was a super boring game 7 and a really lame celebration especially coming off of Ovis celebration

I for one was mightily disappointed and left out

Is that one of those Bavarian creme dogs?

>Over 20 new finns in the NHL next season

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That’s cheese you dumbo

Are you actually blaming game 7 on the refs? HOLY COPE

>muh kids are better than your kids
Finns peak at 18. Its a known fact.

they won in Vegas

Greatest year in refs history desu

Idk, i got to see a player lift the cup in bruins arena while yelling at top of his lungs 'fuck the bruins', in their own damn house, then the tv announcer apologizes for the language and turns off their mic

Twas gold

>the kitties will beat the bruins in ploffs next season and win the stanlee kuppi
>marchand cries some more, getting RAT-TRICKED for being the RAT he is :DDD

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Kitties wont have a team anymore if they dont do something

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Sick. Always wanted a game mode where I could play as the refs

Great month of sports so far
>Blues get the Cup
>Raptors are up 3-2
>Raspberry Racers win the Marblelympics

Anything more based?

>boston
>ref puck excuse

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Canadians don't peak, but rather wallow in uninteresting mediocrity from the moment their eggs hatch to when they take that last mooseback ride to the heavenly Tim Hortons.

why would you want to watch the stanely cup champs play some dorks that got swept in the first round

Because im 110% bolts will defeat them and want to see the reigning champs get dabbed on

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tampons and laffs getting btfo in round 1

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The bolts will choke again next year and lose to the sabres in 7

IM READY

The fuck makes you think the sabres will even be in the ploffs?

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>"Brad Marchand w/tears in his eyes and says it’s worst loss of his career. Says he’ll never get over it. Charlie McAvoy was speechless for a number of questions. Jake DeBrusk just sat w/a towel on his head, dejected. Most stunned locker room I’ve covered since 2010 loss to Flyers"
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So is Vegas still seething?

THANK YOU based referees

*ahem*

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Memes son.

Now that the dust has settled, who is posted for surgery cuz they were hiding injuries

Boston's last championship was what, four months ago? Even with regards to hockey they were still by far the most recent team with a stan lee after the first round ended.

>yfw tampon gay misses the playoffs

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literally no one can stop the bolts next season, come on guys

>"We knew we were gonna fucking win it"
What a madlad. Also fuck Brad "how 2 hip check" the rat Marchand

Well ROR has broken ribs, so we will hear what the injuries are soon. Never forget bishop playing with a fucking torn groin in 2015

the Blue Jackets

Don’t have to imagine. Was at game 7 of the 09 finals.
Fuckin hurts man

I'm surprised Marchand was pretty subdued this series. He didn't do much scummy things

and then there were two. the race is officially on between the canucks and the sabres to avoid being the ultimate and sole member of the eternal losers club. i'm thinking the canucks will win first

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Oh no no no no

Reminder that Columbus will win the cup next season

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Post your team and how satisfied you are with this season.

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stl user here
didn’t really care about hockey but still felt good to win da cup
got way too fucking drunk and really shouldn’t have driven home last night
get fucked boston

MN is also in that club, got first NHL team in 1967 PLUS we lost that first team

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Sharks?

Me on the right

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Ducks
>Very disappointed.
Not good enough for the playoffs, not bad enough to get a top 5 pick, no superstar in the waiting, and just waiting for old guys to retire and free up cap space.

It's going to be a long 3 years.

disappointing to get BTFO in the conference final like that but still hard to really be upset considering >we went from no-showing for a full decade to making the ECF. I got faith in this team; as soon as that Nino trade happened I could feel a paradigm shift happening.

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Based drunk driver
Stay based and turnt

Cant wait until this racist ass sport dies out. NHL has become nothing more than a Scandinavian supremacist league. The lack of diversity will be the end of hockey. The blantant disregard for minorities was evident in this years playoffs.

>isles
Very happy with the season and growth. Tavares leaving hurts but the team can at least score and has grown a better defense now with trotz at the helm. Still need to sign lehner and lee but I think they’ll be fine. Things are at least looking up and hopefully this offseason goes well.

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i know. fucking white sport

This but unironically. Thankfully, most younger people even in Canada prefer basketball and football (soccer) to hockey.

black refs might make it better

This is only true in Montreal or Toronto. Everywhere else in Canada is 99% hockey fans.

>boston boomer shitting on the ruins
kek

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>canes
extremely happy. i was the negative canes poster the entire year because ive seen us choke multiple times. seeing us make the ECF was amazing considering i thought we wouldnt even make the playoffs. also got a lot of my friends/coworkers into hockey

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>Flames
Fuck Johnny G for not showing up for the postseason, fuck the Avs for killing >us with their speed, fuck the Western Conference for letting us be the 1 seed, Fuck everything. Yes I'm mad.

So like half the country? Canada fucking sucks outside of those cities. Went to Novia Scotia once when I was younger and wanted to kill myself.

i still cant believe the fucking poos and craps are stanley cup champs

tbqh i'm already over it but that's probably because i knew it was over at 1-0 after all the squandered chances. next year is our year for sure though

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That’s what everyone thinks. You won’t get an even easier route to the finals lmao.

Game 7 of the SCF is so crucial and overly emotional that basically whoever scores first wins the game regardless of home ice

Who is that kid and that man behind the kid?

Wongs
Larkin is the best pick since Dats/Z, but the blue line is a fucking horror show and there's no goalie close to getting brought up to the NHL. I think wongsfags in general chronically underestimate how far the team is from being a contender. As long as Larkin/Athanasiou/Mantha keep improving, some of the defense like Hronek pan out, and Steve can find a good goaltender in the next couple years to replace Howard, and at least one first pairing defenseman and another top 6 forward in free agency, that will qualify as success. And not getting fucked by the ping pong balls for the third/fourth year in a row.
Probably need a new head coach, but at least Blashill didn't get swept by the teds like his buddy.

am i supposed to not pick my team to win the cup literally every year disregarding all circumstance? damn

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Wild.
Redemption arc starting soon

That's you user

Cant be too upset with last year still in my mind. They made some mindboggling decisions like playing Carlson on the left. With Kempny and Oshie healthy they probably would have gone farther. Ovie looked hungry though so if they do well this offseason they probably have 1 or 2 more cracks at it for him. Move Burakovsky and probably one of Orlov/Niskanen. Get Samsonov some time next year because Holtby will not be worth his next contract at his age.

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Not if it is extremely unlikely. Only casual fans do that.

>10,000 hours

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pry one from the coyotes

>SINGLE HANDEDLY blows their chance at coming back in the 2nd period
Has there ever been ONE guy who ruined a team's chance at winning in a SCF Game 7 like this before?

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The yotes have a new owner now.

Where should they move?

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>you will never relive the old iginla days
just

Quebec City

Harbin

How the fuck did the WORST team in the NHL win the cup? Nothing but lucky goals, questionable calls, and clear favortism by the league.

Fuck the blues. They only got lucky with a hot goaltender that got exposed twice in this series. This blues team is a one shot wonder and they'll disappear next year

A better arena closer to the east valley.

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Hartford, then the Canes will have to stop stealing Brass Bonanza

based false-flaggers

no way. West valley having the yotes is great. Easy to commute to, lots of food options there, free parking, and cute girls that aren't rich snobby scottsdale girls.

That's a very very sad feel user. Martin St. Louis still haunts my dreams.

will anyone ever match the intensity of Ovie's Stanley Cup lift?

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The Blues:
>dabbed on Canada
>dabbed on Texas
>dabbed on California
>dabbed on New England
Is there a more heroic run of beating the most obnoxious people in North America in history?

"what now?"

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When based Californians beat the obnoxious Nevadians.

Bloos
WE WON THE MOTHERFUCKING CUP
WE DIDN'T CHOKE
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Come watch our raincup

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>The Blues:
>dabbed on Canada

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Good Job, Blues

have an /ass/, on the house

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This

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FUCK you, hill billys. You owe me 500 bucks

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wtf is a city in Florida doing here?

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26 years

based manchild

>tfw blues fan living in Denver
>tfw Denver being on that list was largely driven by Avs fans putting aside divisional differences to cheer for us against Boston

>the rates don't lie, gary

retired boomers live there

>Capitals
Cup last year, can't be too salty, even if this year was a bit of a wet fart all around.

>Oilers
Is there no end to the suffering?

Although Drai blew up and Chiarelli FINALLY got fired, so at least there are some positives. But all in all, pretty abysmal.

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What would happen if hockey never came back?

vegas?

based

>two Shark teams
>two Tiger teams
how the fuck do you keep track of this shit

as in las vegas?

nice job by acciari on that first goal, caught again trying to sell a call, saunters around the zone feeling sorry for himself, loses his man (bouwmeester) and then fails to make a pretty easy block
ouch

an orca whale is a shark now? get your eyesight checked out, dude

boomer meme idea:
*Pic of blues skating around with Cup*
*Picture of Marchand Crying*

Rat Exterminated

>two teams

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Shannon has 3

*wake up*
*remember the good guys won*

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>A whale is a shark

That said, the NHL has the shittiest of team names.
>Music Genre is a Champion
>Having an animal without teeth as one of it's teams
>The wilderness
>American Civil War clothing attire
>The definition of the main political city
>Leafs
>I don't even know what the fuck a red wing is. Hurr lets slap some wings on a dead business industry in detroit

Nobody actually cares about those teams

Louisville

>some fraud has three favorites
>that means it's ok for me to have two favorites
Or...and hear me out...OR, you're both wrong

then you have kino like the jets, knights, and dickgirls

After 8 years I finally feel as if the wait of Game 7 has lifted from my shoulders. Boston didn't get shutout, but the game was so cathartic it doesn't matter.

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>the eastern conference spans one time zone
>the western conference spans three time zones
What did they mean by this?

>wake up
>feel bad
>remember good guys won
>feel better

Knights would be okay if they weren't GOLDEN
>lets just steal something from the US Army!

At least call themselves the Blackjacks, or Gamblers, or Spielers

I give them 5 years before they drop the golden

west best
east faggot timezone babbys

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEND IT DIDN'T EVEN MAAAATTEEEEERRRR

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said no one ever

>wait of game has lifted from my shoulders
>wait

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Blessed post

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Its early morning, give me a break.

all I know is it means anybody in CST either needs to stay up until midnight for any given home game or just abandon anything resembling a local team and follow someone on the eastern conference instead.

I honestly think I'd have been a blues fan if they were in the eastern conference for this exact reason. not like my EC team was anything but perennial jobbers before this playoffs either.

no hockey

okay /hoc/ give me your best goal webms

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I support whatever team wins and has fewer finns than Swedes. Problem?

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God bless Barky

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I’m honestly kind of happy for the bloos despite being a broons fan, I’m still a little pissed about the game 5 refpuck though. Anyone who says yesterday was a refpuck loss is a faggot however.

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why are those girls touching him?

>113 days until day 1

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i don't have a team but i'm glad boston made it just far enough to BTFO every eastern conference loser and got BTF out of the cup by a flyover state team

salty leafs fans and salty bostonians. the best of both worlds

>Im cold
>my feet hurt
>I have to get home so I can get some sleep
>why is she holding my arm?
>why are they asking if they can come back to my place with me?

>broons

I’m honestly not too mad, I didn’t expect to make it this far anyway. I’m just pissed that Chara has to retire without another cup win because Marchand and the rest of the top line played like shit.

The bruins will be irrelevant trash from now to till forever

Hey, I don't follow hockey at all, but I really like this image.

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>I don't want to here

>bob cole retires from calling hockey games
>bloos win the cup

>even mentioning the game 5 refpuck
irrelevant. >we won game 6 and had a game 7. anyone bringing it up is a retard

bracketchallenge.nhl.com/brackets/834819
based lad

Hot take: Bostons ¨¨¨perfection line¨¨¨ got exposed

Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/06/57-159-jordan-binnington-cool-customer.html#comment-form

The backbone is replaced with a wishbone

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Its what winners do to losers

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stop shilling your fucking article

Extremely satisfied with the first round, wish they could have cleared the second but if they can gather some free agents with their dangerously close to cap floor budget after Bob and Panarin leave and if our goalie prospect is as good as they say....

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>Oh hey, Tuuka....

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la, I don't watch hockey but every time I saw the score on some news website, the Bruins were BTFOing the Blues with a score of like 6-1

How did the Blues end up winning the series?

How do retards believe this shit

see

the blues were just able to get more pucks deep, more shots on net, stayed hard on their forecheck, and really smothered boston with their D

Apologize

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just

>free
>truth
>blogspot

user...

Lack of anything interesting in their lives, feel the need to believe retarded shit to feel special

Do I look nervous?

Jordan "Exterminator of Ethnics" Binnington

btw bozak wins a game 7 for the first time in boston and the leafs still haven´t done that at all

probably not

>bzzzt bzzzzt

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still lolling ath the dumb rat

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game 8 is a must win imo

ft myers is where all the minnesotans go to retire

This year’s refcup playoffs were dogshit
Why couldn’t gary make the playoffs this year fun like last year?

>"Bruins are 25-1 when Marchand scores..etc,"
>Rat ends up costing them the cup possibly

oh nononononono

cric is shit

This was a fun cup dumbass unless you are a boiling tampa fan

Huh?

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the blues wouldn't've won if stanley cup wasn't played in the fucking middle of summer

Or because the initial population boom was from southern and border states which includes missouri

based retard

no the twins play spring training in ft myers and there's a few vikings bars. stop being a nigger faggot

sharks won the cup

Nah it was a meme year of forgettable sweeps and lopsided refpuck. The finals were actually pretty good but every round before nobody will remember.

>¨Hurrdurr refpuck made it bad¨
There were 3 bad moments and everything else was pretty fun. No pengs and craps second round still was great

What's your team lad, you seem pretty upset?

Probably an eternally seething pedosotan. I can spot them a mile away.

vegass fans are STILL seething

where were you guys when thesharks won the cup?

me i was cheerin on my sharkies on the awesomez0rz sharks subreddit xD

gay faggots like you shouldn't be allowed to post
based faggot like you should be the only ones allowed to post

And red sox practice in florida, doesnt make it a boston colony
Im sure statistics exist to prove one of us right or wrong, im still keeping my wager more people from missouri settled in florida than people from minnesota

Draft soon lads. Kirby Dach time

I said stop being a nigger faggot not continue to

I like how /hoc/ has basically taken to ignoring shorks and vegass crybabies while they wallow around in their own shit.

What happened to Allen?

Whatever you say yankee faggot

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except for you apparently

What if the final next year is vancouver buffalo?

Was just commenting on a phenomenon I had noticed my seething desert rat friend.

>no fine
>no suspension
>it was an accident

>worst stanley cup winning goalie sv% of the 2000 century

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actually the st louis blues won the cup after defeating the boston bruins in 7 games you fuckin idiot

thanks for pointing it out reddit I love it when people do that

Lot of teams winning their first championship in the past couple of years.

>Eagles
>Capitals
>Blues
>Astros

Seething

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hush let the delusion settle in for them even when they won game 3 in a completely garbage way. los shrorks are dead soon

Ah yes that EC divisional round of the islels getting swept and teds getting humiliated was "great".
Does it matter. I like watching good competitive hockey, which didn't really happen until the finals. That's cool if you and the other casual just want to see teams you don't like lose, but it doesn't necessarily make good hockey.

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stop trying to identity posters reddit

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Why are there so little black Blue's fans?

dead team btw. Hoe you enjoyed the last playoffs for a while pissburgh

>p-please stop bullying my knighties
>f-f-fleury is still a penguin at heart

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>Does it matter
Yes it does

you're a dumb nigger aren't you
oh no I'm so upset

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idiot

Black people that aren't in canada (or maybe some northern states) aren't that into hockey

Pittsburgh sucks lmaoooooooooo

for you

Could never dream of reaching the dumb nigger level yinzers achieve on the daily.

Dubs confirm pens are done

That would be unironically amazing, the shitposting would be off the charts

>I love how everyone is ignoring bait posts
>let me post about them and give them attention
cuplet post

>mad at the 3peat

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Fuck the Ruins
Fuck the Sharks
Fuck the Hawks
Fuck the Jannies
Blues are the best, fight me you niggers.

Laughing SO HARD at the shitsburgh fagbirds

shut the fuck up pissburgh
>le eric gudbrannson jack johnson D-men
>crosmeme exposed
>guentzel exposed
>murray exposed

meme team tbqh

mad

>nobody mentions the penguins
>the can't stop sucking knight dick

FLEURY SAVE US!

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S E E T H I N G

>nobody mentions the wild
>suddenly we all talking about the wild

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off season /hoc/ btw

/hoc/ seems a little worked up this morning
My guess is all the seething leastcoast cucks all woke up with nasty hangovers from a bad listerine binge

is this banter to commies?

>somebody mentions Marchand
>nobody even talking about the wild

which commies? jews in new york?

yeah the blue states like bombston's

meme team with 3 cups in 13 years lmao rage harder pedophile

>ruins

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Blow up the ruins, Cam. Just... blow it all up.

>brayden point
>back-to-back games with 3 points
>he is only one Point

tiger gets another green jacket

does anyone have that picture of acciari down on his knees surrounded by blues players?

I hope their fans realize it's fake. It legitimately doesn't count. This series will only ever be 3-3 or a Boston winner. I honestly hope the Bruins raise a banner and claim the cup no matter what happens. More people will always recognize Boston as the true 2019 champions, mark my words. Any blues fan that supports their team after this pathetic excuse for a game deserves to be banned for life. You can't call yourself a fan of hockey. If it comes to it I will personally call out anyone I see wearing Blues Champions gear. If you think this series has been fair then you're more hopeless than the flat earthers. The Blues and any fans who still support them are the scum of the earth and don't deserve to ever win the cup. And they won't. Go Bruins.

hahahahahah you posted reddit again it's always so funny that you use reddit

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>Blues

WE WON THE MOTHERFUCKING STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!

This post is more important than you could ever imagine

>1993

I already forgot who won

Espoo

youtube.com/watch?v=pIg1TfEp1qI

You did!

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FUCK OFF

The Blues were fucking dead last (not sure if you heard that) and are nothing but a bunch of Thugs. But that's what happens when your first line disappears and your defense is comprised of 13 year -olds and one 68 year old man.

danny devito has cancer?

SEETHE

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youtube.com/watch?v=JqhxIA8Pgj8

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are we still seething over the bruins?

They won game seven convincingly. However, the road getting there is marred by a style of hockey that abandoned any attempt at participating in a sporting manner. Asterisks for these fuckers. They can enjoy their championship, but the Jets, Stars, Sharks, and Bruins fans know that their style was to injure and deplete the opponents roster first, and play hockey second. I cannot think of a less deserving team.

>b4awst1n

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Cope

At least in 2013 Chicago deserved it

me on the left

The team that didn't have finnish goaltending

Chicago outplayed us. The Blues fell ass backwards into a cup they didn't earn, taking cheap shots and having multiple players get suspended in the process, stealing a win from ref incompetence along the way as well.

And everyone loves that a dirty team stole a cup because they did it against us.

did the Finn get Binn'd?

>all the good posters left and now we're stuck with the same 20 seething retard reddit posters.

n ew

Finnish Goaltending? More like Finished Goaltending

You'll never convince me that the better team won this series. St. Louis coasted on a hot goalie and got lucky with officiating.

fuck you

>Blues

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>debbies
I expected them to be shit. First overall is nice but I know kike owners will force Shero to take bust Hughes over based Kakko.

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we did to the B's what LA and san jose had been doing to us for decades

>we
>us

>WEst
>USa
basé

Caps. Idk we won last year so not mad at all we were just out played by the canes. would have done better with healthier team maybe. Burakovsky needs a fresh start. holts should get less time and samsanov needs actual ice time.

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Some guy scoring in his own net in the finals? He won the next year though

You have brain damage if you think Kakko will be better than Hughes

>very disappointed
How did you have expectations with the situation the ducks are in?

You need to fuck off with Kakko. Next season/offseason I don't really see us signing any UFA and probably will see Ray sign a Kyle Palmieri-esque guy on another team or getting something big with a hall trade which is hopefully a young D-Man. I look forward to seeing how Nico, Brapp, our incoming prospects develop as well as seeing if Cory has gas in the tank left. I see us possibly being a bubble team again or probably just outside of the playoffs, but it should be nothing like this season again.