/cric/ket World Cup 2019

kek I'm a WC casual

yep definitely thinking you're a curry

Please no rain I've been waiting for this for a long time...
Why is this tournament in england again?

engineering.unsw.edu.au/mechanical-engineering/sites/mech/files/uploads/Course_outlines/2017_S1/GSOE9820_Course-Outline_S1-2017.pdf
is this the same course? Seems completely different
I don't see why an Engineering Project Management course would have you raising money for a charity and a futsal competition anyway

doxxable info tbQh

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need India and New Zealand out of business

Poo advertisers must be seething by this time. I watched a poo stream the other day, constant fucking adds

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

theage.com.au/sport/afl/innovate-or-die-say-sports-marketers-as-bulldogs-jumper-sparks-debate-20190313-p513yu.html
>>RMIT Marketing expert Dr Con Stavros agreed with the Bulldogs' decision saying it made sense from a marketing perspective.
Okay this is epic

Today's match called off due to hayfever sniffles

yikes

those are just two of like... 5 of the project options. I guess the idea behind it is to manage a project like fundraising or whatever. but yeah, the course seems completely different from back then.
>mid-sem break
good times

Gonna steal this one for my whatsapp group again

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>at least I will not be missing any cricket
Bold statement

can poo peeland realistically stop the poos

gaycket

/cric/ whatsapp group when

How is it engineering related at all. Seems like the type of course they offer at tafe
Honestly it seems like a rort for the outside charities involved, they're getting free labour out of you guys for course points. Since that scenario says they "hire" you hopefully you make a pitch to them and they decide whether to fund it

it exists

No

When you can start hiding your personal number and profile pic to other group members.

going to have a three hour nap lads see ya

loving the new look of this freshcunt community

just use a throwaway google voice number

fuck up josh

the course isn't specifically for engineering students. I'm sure there's a bunch of non-engineering students in my class. but yeah, you're right. this seems like overkill for a course that I'm essentially being forced to do
anyway, I'm off to unitoil

LAAAAAAAAADS

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Nah, cant have google voice in South-Africa

Woah

should add, it's not just free labour but it looks like you have to invest your own capital into it. absolute joke, if it turns out you have to raise $1200 on your own you should really alert someone higher up to it, it genuinely seems like a scam. since they've only introduced this within the last two years (that course guide I found is from 2017) maybe it just slipped through the cracks

*reads bland uni posts*
*instantly passes out*

based braindead tradie

They call you tradiebro

why wasn't I invited

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don't sleep through part two of the uni post series: having sex

love USA Cricket fb page

Fuck sakes, who thought having a world cup in that little wet shithole was a good idea?

Ask zachy

warming to the idea of a world cup in Bulgaria

Gonna be a hell of a blowout.

did not make that group and am not admin

just be careful what you post, zachy is a tyrant and will ban+dox your number without warning or remorse

really, really, really grim and why i shan't join with any of my alts.

for me it's the /cric/kik

fatguts isn't allowed it any of the secret /cric/ communities

only because you softcocks banned me for bantering too hard

>sebbo complaining about banter

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F

who /rainhaka/ lads

I'd rather watch some cricket

Cricket tournaments should never be played anywhere else than the southern hemisphere.

so true

____ _____

the _____ ____ _____

grigget

table topping NZ

YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

mfw poo peeland loses its place on the top of the ladder due to rain

hungry, too early for dinner though

Business idea: Stop the rain

England should probably be barred from having cricket be played inside of it

Instead of running /hoc/ why doesn’t /cric/ run /nrl/?

Really sad how much they are pushing this women's soccer WC. I've yet to see a google doodle about the great sport of grig, but everyday there's a new soccer doodle. Wonder what they're paying google for this sort of promotion.

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there has been a cricket doodle incel
I've seen barely anything about the woman's world cup, just that 13-0 thrashing and the continuing stajcic shit with >our coach
have sex

Cricket always gets the shit end of the stick because quite a few brown nations play it. If a couple more white Euro countries played it would be getting a lot more attention/be less looked down upon. Prove me wrong.

Musibat me hai koi bula raha tumko
Aajao perman aao na mere pass
O pyare perman tum ho bade hi khas
Kuch bhi kar sakta jo
Usse kehte hum perman perman perman

who /enrols in courses and then immediately drops out after they read the course outline/ here

Pic related literally everyday since the wc has started. I don't dislike it because its women, i just hate soccer in general and think cricket should get something nice once in a while.

I think cricket doesn't have the money and viewers that the greedy advertisers crave as much as soccer

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>I've yet to see a google doodle about the great sport of grig
They did have one few weeks ago

I wish i did i've probably fucked my GPA by being too ambitious with random subjects

google.com/doodles/2019-icc-cricket-world-cup-begins

>think cricket should get something nice once in a while.
yes, they did get one as I said
>Pic related literally everyday since the wc has started.
do you mean since the cricket world cup? no it hasn't

also you're retarded if you think cricket advertisers struggle over women's soccer ones

Bit peckish tttt

I hate Indian people. Am I racist?

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9.99 Maggle

i'm an ugly neckbeard and I smell really bad

We cant even watch our own cricket team play on the tv, because the national broadcaster doesn't broadcast it. You have to listen to the radio or pay AU$100 a month to see it from a satellite provider. Meanwhile soccer is shown live on the free national channels, and the satellite provider gives you a shitload of different soccer channels for a very low price. Im just saying at least over here theres a clear preference to soccer, even though we fucking suck at it.

kek love this pic

based and smellpilled

Yeah thats kind of. Im ok with indians, they're better than the natives. At least they work and contribute positively to society.

>We cant even watch our own cricket team play on the tv, because the national broadcaster doesn't broadcast it
fucking grim, thought only England does this
seriously seems like the ICC and every national cricket board has a death wish for the sport

youtube.com/watch?v=ReDDgFfWlS4

hype tbqh

more rain lads
i've forgotten what the sound of willow on leather sounds like at this point

I hate myself too. Am I racist?

Its shit man. They used to show all sport on the national channels, but SuperSport has a monopoly on sports broadcasting. I once spoke to a guy thats on the board for one of the big rugby unions. He says there are supersport representatives at each meeting who dictate their own terms. Its fucking unreal how much power they have. Thats why the stadiums are empty when you watch super rugby. People are completely losing interest in sports due to corporate greed. There have been people pushing for the idea to make the rugby unions private clubs with owners in order to keep government and corporate thuggery out.

Naw you're just a whining liberal

Reminder that pakistanis are our white brothers

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You now remember the whinging paki

>The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies
So I told the ICC to take every step to restrict the growth and popularity of cricket and they actually did it the absolute madmen

Tipping that the majority of the Australian flags on /cric/
> come from a middle/upper-middle class family
> male
> between the ages of 17-24
> studying something like engineering, IT, law or business at university
> Either anglo or indian heritage
> Nominally well adjusted

all me
not a very narrow set of parameters

This is the post

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is scottish heritage considered "anglo"?

Outside the subcontinent and certain parts of Yorkshire, cricket is the most solidly middle class sport apart from polo

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M U M M Y
U
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M
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More like she escape from a Japanese trawler.

Nice little slampiggy

all of those except for one

t. oldcunt boomer

Not even 30 yet m8

Ppoo but also pee

/cric/ melbourne meetup when
I'd love to sink some piss and smash out coke in the bathroom at crown while we watch the cricket with you lads

Boxing day test lad

Uttar Pradesh

Hasn't stopped raining in the East Mids for about 5 days. Could have been longer but i've lost the will to live. Please consider sponsoring my escape from this hellhole

Not doing any shit quality gear tho lads. Happy to spend for the good stuff.

Rain looms

Do you have tv loicence at your work place

three cheese and bacon pies for din dins

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Just sniff the fucking meth boatcunt

Lose weight

based goosey

>they're better than the natives

go fuck yourself boer. i hope you live on a farm

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> tfw a wc freshie but no one has noticed

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that's not even a lot desu

>pozz gaynolds

seething poorcunt

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fucking pressure headaches after I fap because I always hold my breath without realising

Time to do a Michael Hutchence faggot

Good to have you on board mate

thanks mate :)

should be studying for my structural design exam but I cant be fucked honestly

Plus that cunt who works at Coles

based full fee paying chink

>10.10am: I see BlackCaps on the field, having a butchers at the square. Only in cricket will a player be preparing for the start of a game by supping from a mug of tea/coffee (Jimmy Neesh, of course). Hover cover is off now, a traditional Trent Bridge belter being prepared by the groundstaff. And, I say this tentatively, it still isn't raining
Is the cricket, dare I say, on, lads?

I'm unironically and unashamed partly Australian heritage

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>Thats why the stadiums are empty when you watch super rugby

Its the case for almost all sports. Its especially alarming that big market teams in soccer like Orlando Pirates/Kaizer Chiefs cant even draw people. The only real draw they have is the Premier League and UCL. Its a grim fucking outlook for all SA sports

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vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

i dont understand how the indians in this thread discovered Yea Forums. you cant even watch porn there

OH MY

you are lower than a dog

They had doodles during the beginning of the cricket world cup.
Probably depends on the region.

Dire t bh. Reminds me a little bit of our own situation here. Also you saffers need to execute the man who came up with the idea of Marvel Avengers-themed rugby jerseys.

I wish I were that well adjusted

>grew up poor household but middle class background and went to good school
>male
>25
>NEET due to intense social anxiety
>the most anglo person you've ever seen
>not well adjusted

when I was a kid I was a humongous sperg but pretty athletic. when I realised that being good at sport made people like you I became obsessed with it. and it served as escapism. at school and in social situations everyone hated me. but I when I bowled out the entire other team on saturday mornings I was a god

Should be studying biochem, but I can't be fucked either.

Weather info?

Bit going on here

Can’t tell m8 it’s dark outside

Looks like it just started raining again. Apparently it should be clearing up soon though.

>10.18am: Uh oh. Sounds like the fates may have been tempted... The hover cover is back ON and the rain is FALLING

MOTHER FRICKIN' SHOOT

The game is delayed already.

Capeshit jerseys are a stain on our sporting history. I hope this is the last time it will happen.

(you)

>cricket

FUCK ENGLAND AND THEIR RAIN. PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY.

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Quite based.

Only of you sponsor mine

good night to be a white man with this game I reckon lads

Our sports have been on a downward trend for the last 10 years, but the last five has been pretty dire. I miss the pre 2010 days when curry cup was something to look forward too. The curry cup is like some B-rate league you dont even bother to check the scores from afterwards. Superrugby has become absolute shit since they added too many teams. It feels never ending, I hardly even watch it anymore, and care even less who wins or loses.

we did the same thing in AFL

grim

AFL is so out of touch, run by mongs who want nothing more than to make it an American style sport even though no one wants that

haven't watched a game since the Force was axed

ARU should be abolished so we can start from scratch again

Have absolutely no fucking idea why they're obsessed with trying to Americanize the AFL. Literally no one wants this.

I've completely lost interest in SR too. Way too many teams and the level of competition is just pathetic. Doesn't help that SA and Aus have both been getting increasingly shit at rugby and NZ just dominates.

What's the table looking like

>muh sekrit internetz club

Sturdy and made of wood

chance of any cricket today?

Gil MacLachlan is a legitimate idiot

AFL X was the absolute nadir of footy

>Doesn't help that SA and Aus have both been getting increasingly shit at rugby and NZ just dominates.
Kiwi teams have been pretty shit this year outside of the Poosaders and Canes so it's been a bit more competitive tbf but SR is still a shitty competition.

how is it possible for rugby to be as poorly managed globally as it is

just got home, is it raining?

this is /cric/, not /rug/

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Make it 9 a side, remove super goals, 20 minute halves (basically two quarters) and remove all the other meme shit
just fixed AFLX, you can thank me later

Everyday day I have off it rains. I’m fuming

Honestly think that the euro clubs poaching our players gets worse and worse every year and they're getting younger whereas before it was old do os who were well past best. Particularly seeing how bad our sevens team is now comparatively because we don't have enough depth

Same thing

Fucking England, wet outfield is going to delay this game even further. what a joke

NZ are supposed to be playing so there's more kiwis here. What else do you expect us to talk about

How badly, compared to cricket?

this but cricket

this is au/sp/ freshie.

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If there was only one rugby format world over it would be easy to follow.

yes mate raining in Perth right now

weather or what you had for dinner

cancel it
just fixed AFL X

there is really, just a few Australians and poms who LARP at there being another one

I can image some old farts sitting in a meeting and trying to figure out what kids are into. Id feel like a joke having to play in some corporate media whore jersey.

This needs to happen with us, but for every sport not just rugby. The Quoteas could actually be good if there where competent managers making intellectual decisions, instead of political lackeys.

When each team has to play so many games, none of the games has the same critical feeling that the games on the smaller format had. It also doesnt help that rugby championship interferes with our domestic rugby tournament.

To be fair pretty much no one outside of Aus and a bit of England gives a shit about league. I'd go so far as to say most people in rugby playing nations don't even know it exists.

/crug/

/rug/ runs /cric/ you fuckhead

Having an Epsom salts bath lads

hate Rance
hate AFL X

>The curry cup

This particularly gets me heated because it was honestly the best domestic league around 10 years ago. SARU is to blame for raking internationals out the league.

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Awful post

>10.45am: There will be another inspection at 11.30am

we literally sold the naming rights of a stadium to Marvel mate and they sell fucking capeshit merch there things are very grim

>AFL is so out of touch,

Is the league still massive though? How's the womens footy coming along?

Wew lad wouldn't mind slapping them fun bags

>/crug/
classic forced meme that had the most humiliating death

whoops meant to post this in /afl/

You now remember Seth Rance

right, fuck it then.
you guys wanna talk about rugby instead?

yeah it's the biggest in the country and steadily growing in the rugby states, but the management is fucking retarded. they're unironically trying to lay the foundation for a fucking Chinese team while Tasmania, a football state, can't get a side

/afl/ ----->

much worse

What about /croc/?

Zimbabwe South Africa and Sri Lanka tier

Anyone else cop the ECON3236 exam today?

based /crug/
wimpy /cric/

Remember when 20/20 cricket was actually big in SA? What happened?

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Isn't that mostly Port Adelaide trying to push into China?

/croc/ was comfy but /crug/ was forced by lawncreep and shartspouter

Forced up your arse

> Be me a few years ago
> Dad works in the city, gave me a lift in the morning so I didn't have to take a train to uni
> Park underground in the Etihad carpark
> Walk near the entrance
> Some really nice car coming really fast towards me at the pedestrian crossing
> Step out (as I'm entitled to do) making the car brake fast
> Some posh wanker in a suit glares at me and beeps his horn
> Vaguely recognise his face, but cant quite place it
> Tell him to get fucked and point to the pedestrian crossing sign
> He drives out
> A few days later AFL news comes on
> See Gillen McLaughlin
> It's the guy that beeped me

Besides that I have no interest in the AFL

>We dont want that shit ya simp

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and shat right down your throat

>You now remember the Stanford 20/20

I honestly can't even tell you who won the currie cup last year, thats how little I care. I hate to sound like an old boomer, but politics seriously needs to gtfo of sport. Id support killing all sport unions and letting rich fags buy the clubs and running it like euro soccer. Then maybe there will be incentive for good players to stay here and not fuckoff to some euromutt league.

This is absolutely sickening. I cant imagine some shit future where all entertainment has merged into one blob.

At least rug can be played in the rain

rugby union used to be one of the biggest sports in Australia just 16 years ago
now the ARU are about to go backrupt because they can't pay out a lawsuit for unfair dismissal because they delisted a coconut for tweeting that gays go to hell if they don't repent

t. homophobe

>NZ playing teamlets for points
>pray for rain when you face India
reckon poo pealanders are dreading the finals tbqh lads, looking forward to the exposure and ensuing cope

I never pushed crug you faggot

yeah but the AFL are no doubt right behind it or it wouldn't be happening

It’s mainly port adelaide pushing the China meme, not like the afl could or should stop a private club’s business
still believe a Tasmanian team would be constant failures and struggle to retain players

just wanna watch cricket. what a shitty world cup.
thanks England, cheers Zach you bald twerp

Honestly think the last thing the AFL needs is another team. Doesn't matter where it is.

it was probably his brother Haymish. sounds like him

I unironically have a shitload of respect for this lad, rugby unions have no place making pro-fag tweets

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reckon gippsland power should be elevated to status

Ben Stokes more like bums blokes lol

Business idea: mcdonalds milkshake sauce sachets.

>Saffa shitting on curry munchers while sporting the classic F.A.S head

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compared to GWS or Gold Coast though?

shift a Victorian side like North Melbourne

Such a shit game of footy. why the FUCK does the cricket have to be rained out

GWS to perth team 3
gold coast to Tasmania

>fucking 12° and raining again
I thought they were memeing about the English summer

>final gets rained out
>win by NRR

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I remember some brits dying a few years ago when they had a heat wave and it got to 33C

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>another fucking rainout
never let these guys host the world cup again

Mandurah team unironically

>next update at 11pm
yeah nah

It's 13° in the peak of winter in Wellington. POOngland is a truly dire place.

are you fucking serious england? kill yourselves

what happens to your bet if this gets rained out?

you lose the money and NZ gets it with the Cup.

If the final is rained out they unironically split the trophy and there's 2 winners for the next 4 years

hope its with our besties :3

now THIS is grim

s-sorry

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Not raining in Nottingham lads

Bants aside you cunts are shit, legit.
Kane's the only decent player in your team and you've only beaten no namers and a shitty SL so far with some bowler no one has ever heard of.
NZ hasn't been good since McCullum retired, sorry brah, truth nukes hurt

india so scared of playing us they made it rain? pathetic

>Live visuals from Nottingham and Jadeja has just offered Shikhar Dhawan a slice of bread and egg whites.

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t. Doesn't watch cricket

Yeah but everything's sodden and unlikely to dry out in arctic conditions.

Please watch cricket or never post again.

What time is this meant to end lads? Meeting a girl in West Bridgford at 7

any indians here willing to translate this for me

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Im thinking we might see some cric tomorrow again, game starts at 11:30 on this chart

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El Boulto

Just got 411 on Cricket Defend the Wicket lads

Depends. Is she cute?

alex getting btfo here

It won't begin mate

two of their bowlers are top 5 WC wicket takers mate

Covers off lads

based blow-in retard

beating this as we speak

akhilkumar more like i kill kumar, fucking ruthless lad

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Alex on pooicide watch

yes :3
based, works for me
sorry for being selfish

yikes
havent really played anyone yet mate
truth nukes hurt bb

Yeah but does she have [spoiler]a cock?[/spoiler]

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NZ literally has the best bowling attack in the entire tournament and they have several good batsmen.

no she isn't that cute m(9-1)

We have the best bowling attack in the entire tournament.

say they're neck and neck

taylor is a better batsman than kane in ODIs

No one knows yet how good the Kiwi Bowlers really are though, they never play anyone.

>rain
>aussies start seething

> Let's hope there's a start at some stage. Just to re-confirm, the 11.30am inspection is ON.
C R I C K E T
R
I
C
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i wish this were true.

They were good coming into this competition, obliterated india for 100 and something in the warmup game, and have looked lethal in every game they've played so far.

>Australia play
>get angry at NZ
>Australia aren't playing
>get angry at NZ
>no one's playing
>get angry at NZ

It's start raining again by the time they start to play

Raining in Nottingham lads

bros i just wanted a comfy afternoon eating snacks and watching bat n ball why does it have to rain

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The umpires have decided to make their way out. They're inspecting the outer area of the square!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because your island is a miserable rainy shithole m8

It's not happening it's raining again

They bowled out endia at 177 in the warm up game m8
New Zealand is objectively the better team at the moment

you're just exposing yourself as a summer casual mate they play more ODIs than most teams

Your bowling is shit m8. See off Starc and Cummins and its free runs. Bowling out Afghanistan does not a great bowling attack make

Stop the rain please

it's the final countdown by fookin journeh

Oh the maori dude. didnt know his name cheers. He's a dinosaur mate, what an insult to the good players you used to have

this image makes me sad ;_;

this time last year it was so sunny and hot, its not fair

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Learn english you ghutka spitting naarthie

>Hazlewood
>Jhye
>Stoinis
All injured

unironically gotten better with age

Literally beat them 4-1 at their own mene grounds couple months ago

>t. darkie chockalingam

That was their B-Team

No it wasn't

>ghutka spitting naarthie
Redpill me on ghutka spitting naarthies

Your 'stars' edged more balls than they hit the other night breh

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO RAIN WHEN THERE'S A REAL GAME ON TONIGHT?

t. sanjay "Muslims rape my sisters and wife" Pandey

more of a sailing nation back then

tttt

hey, that's me!

makes me feel better, cheers

Poor guy projecting

Love rain
Hate cricket

Next inspection will be in 50 mins

Cricket?

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*a wild sebbo appears*

Indians bashing Indians, check
Aussies upset at NZ, check
raining, check

*banter stops*

what do you mean? there's only one real contender in there

bait obviously but I'll bite
>who is based guppy

penis?

>tfw have resorted to posting on /vp/ because no cricket
FUCK sake

all the aussies are defending nz tho lad. pooe peelanders may be bad posters but its an objective fact that they have a good bowling attack.

cheers for the (you)'s lads.
Mitchell Johnson will take the most wickets this entire tournament and Taylor the maori is my new favourite batsmen.
bye

Which one's the >real team then?

google.com/amp/s/www.younews.in/news/kanpur-man-prevents-bank-robbery-by-spitting-gutkha-into-the-eyes-of-robbers-gets-bravery-award/?c=amp

>I was just pretending to be retarded
ah yes

>The next inspection will be at 12.30pm
F U C K
U
C
K

please stay and watch our sport

just finished my shift and there's no fucking cricket?
time for the gym before game starts I guess

Fuck you pig

Musibat me hai koi bula raha tumko
Aajao perman aao na mere pass
O pyare perman tum ho bade hi khas
Kuch bhi kar sakta jo
Usse kehte hum perman perman perman

Business isea: nuke England up warm up the climate

lol

lmao @ the samefagging saffa

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=xC4SX4c50Ig

It's already pretty warm m8

PLEASE move to perth

Based
Tere masst mast do nain
Mere mu ka le Gaye khain

Are these all the streets you've shat on?

Underaged fag gtfo
Urdunigger gtfo

Dude, that is a little pathetic. You lost, get over it, and learn from this
>b... but your guys edged a few
For me, it was the great Mitch Starc going at 7.4 an over.

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hitting f5 every few seconds on /cric/
AMA

reminder that /cric/ is a racism-free zone

Get 4chanX

Wtf England vs West Indies is gonna get washed out tomorrow too.

Doubt they would let me sneak through with that little heritage.

Are you me?

Spoken like a typical illiterate naarthie
Same desu

Sneed

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why are we here again?

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disgusting casual here - what happens to the points in a wash out?

Dont like it lad
Maybe
based
based

what is a naarthie?

each team gets 1

I don't remember, something about making kiwis seethe

North indians aka streetshitters

To watch >sports

Watching LPL DotA 2 on sky.

Gaming never gets rained out. And that's why esports is the future

nice, I'll use that one on the indians at work

>esports is the future
shitspouter confirmed to be a fat neckbeard

For me it is watching LCK.
SKT vs GRF preferably.

>11.50am Just in case you guys are wondering, it's drizzling again. Let's get back to the quiz.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ENGLAND

What's that

>LE u R LE ZHIDSBOWDER XDDD
the only neck beard here is you

This is why the world will never take cricket seriously .

> FIFA World Cup in South Africa/Brazil , one of the most dangerous countries

Perfect memorable world cups ,no murders to tourists

> Qatar ...blazing hot weather ,kebabville, anti-alcohol ,shitskins dying like flies building state of the art aircon stadiums

Will most def be a memorable World Cup with no worries ,britfags enjoying their hooliganism & beer .

> cricket World Cup

Gets stopped by fucking rain , what other sport is this fucked ?

Survey!
>how many years you've been on Yea Forums
>what boards you frequent outside of /cric/

11
/out/ and occasionally /r9k/

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@93407765
dont reply to me again you fat bastard

If quads, all future games abandoned due to rain

I sincerely hope everyone here voted BJP in the elections. Remember, a Hindu India is a great India.

In a based UP-wala. AMA

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what a waste of quads

You mother******

Sadly this is true.

just over 10
I used to only browse Yea Forums until it got kind of shit in late 2012 so I started browsing Yea Forums, /vp/ and Yea Forums, but i still spend most of my time on Yea Forums

Shayarifags are the worst. Fucking gay hobby

>underaged getting buttblasted because someone insulted his videogaym

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to slow sebbo you fat fuck

This could have been a great game, I felt the Kiwi's were going to be exposed. Everyone knows rain is a New Zealand thing as well.

I regard this as a direct reply

10
/fit/ /n/
formerly Yea Forums Yea Forums Yea Forums

Can I get a quick rundown on Indian poolitics friend?

For me, its West Bengal: The Sane State

cheers mate

>ruled by mudslimes for a 1000 years
>ruled by Britishits for another 200 years
Weak pathetic streetshitting dindus are the reason India is a shithole
Learn english you illiterate naarthie

>2015 blow in
>/n/ /vr/ /fit/ /o/

Do you go into a voting booth and poo in the box of the party you like and then they count the poos in the end and whoever gets the most poos in their box is the prime minister?

Every party is awful at electoral politics, incompetent and corrupt, apart from BJP, who are merely incompetent and corrupt.

420chan /jenk/ poweruser here

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Mostly caste based and religion based politics. One or more riots are normal before the elections. And people actually falls for these.

>420chan /jenk/ poweruser here
not quite sure what any of that means desu

Yea Forums, /k/, /out/, /diy/, Yea Forums

a friend showed me Yea Forums the first time in 2007 when demotivational posters was still a thing, but I didn't start coming here regularly until 2011

>how many years you've been on Yea Forums

Like 4-5 years now

>what boards you frequent outside of /cric/

Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /biz/ occasionally

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Learn hindi first, dravida-bro

you're in for a ride lad, get huffin

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Based wrestlechad

youtube.com/watch?v=O4CTLW-Ddu0

How do you count poos if they are all liquid?

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AND GAYMAN

miss the old memes boys

Fuck off you aggressive tourist. Don't ruin /cric/

Half the country is illiterate, bribery is rife. There just isn't a critical mass of sophisticated informed voters to make democracy function as it does in Western countries.
Modi just swung an election with pic related, which made half the country go wow much pious, very hindu and vote for him
>inb4 muh orange man, muh fox news
American politics is nowhere near as debased and infantile as Indian politics.

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Learn Tamil naarthie bro

Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /vp/ and /g/ occasionally

Reckon Yea Forums unironically unites people from different countries via anonymity
>tfw 10 years ago indians with harsh insults in broken angry english
>tfw now indians are bro tier with bants and speak slang english as well as us

>There just isn't a critical mass of sophisticated informed voters to make democracy function as it does in Western countries.
lmao we're only slightly less worse than you mate

bros im going grocery shopping keep my seat warm pls

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My dear bros.

hlw

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youtube.com/watch?v=dAROV_kt1nw
miss old sp lads

Can I get a strawberry cornetto pls

fuck naarthies

It's done by mass

ooooo ..... send ausgril pic bro

Based
Requesting all first worlders to nuke North india

Ramen noodles or nuggets and chips for lunch boys?

*ruins you're sport*

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Cricket?

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Battered sausage and chips lad

India has their own Yea Forums m8
indiachan.com/b/res/10970.html

hot chips

not on the cards

Latter

Just took a quick gander at indiachan /pol/, YIKES

i miss it so much. ameri/sp/ used to actually be fun and late night Yea Forums was fucking GOAT.

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you're going to eat both aren't you fatty?

Eggs sunny side up so we can have some good weather.

youtube.com/watch?v=KWSNWueO7lw

New ARCHIELUXURY kino out boys

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>tfw starting America vs Europe threads each night before flags
>tfw being free to start shit on both sides

oooooooo...ooooooooo ooooooooo

Ind/pol/ is run by literal kids from r/bakchodi

>American infastructure

When is archie getting that bloody mole removed, the damn thing is so big it might start its own channel soon

It might not feel that way, but you are a lot better. 99% literacy for a start. No Australian party could get away with actual bribery of voters, like for real bribery rather than 'we'll change x tax rate if we get in power' sort of thing
Indian politics is on the level of cricinfo comments

at the point where I like it

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Piss off to bed it's not happening today

Honestly this is the first time ive seen this guys channel but i like him already.

Archie looks like the type of guy who goes on nonce trips to thailand

I wanted to see based Boult BTFO pissrat

he literally and unironically does all the time

he used to put a photo of himself with the caption
>ARCHIELUXURY
>I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN
at the end of every video

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=WojT0VBv4xk

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what a fucking legend.

How many overs is the game down to? Just make it a t20 and have Munro and De Big House open the batting.

GROUND INSPECTION UNDERWAY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Shit, I remember that. I found him while looking at ferrari 308 videos on youtube. Good to see he's no longer selling ad space in his videos on a white marker board in the background.

Cricket?

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same, I miss the good old days of stealing other board's gets and moot dusty being an active member of our community.
you know, before the j*nitors attacked.

India will win if its a t20

indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html#8425

yikes

im not going to lie lads, i used to watch american sports so i could take part in ameri/sp/ back in the early 2010s just because of how fun it was back then.

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>gaydians

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OH MY!!!

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This is why north India should be nuked

you've made an error here mate

fuck

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nice image retard

good post, thanks for the memories

>Downloads thumbnail
Based retard

>12.40pm: Another inspection at 1.30pm. Can someone please Photoshop the "This is fine" meme so the dog is sitting in the rain?
Cricket's off lads

Personally, I like to blame indiachan for this fuckup

KEK you must be getting a bit worked up by this revelation lad

rain?

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Kek

is it too late to move the world cup to a real country lads?

Wrong
An inclusive India is a great India. The rabbit hole goes quite deep but to make it short there is an upper class Hindu state at work here, which is by far the minority. They work for their interests and not the common people i.e. Middle and lower class who make up the true majority. Only way they can stay in power is by riling up the middle and lower class against the Muslims. So that the common people have a collective amnesia towards actual issues which affect them and vote in vengeance. The whole point of Islamophobia is to keep these so called lower Hindus in check while the upper class Hindus rule over them.
Don't care about the parties because they are all the different sides of the same coin.
inb4 buzzwords

Watching some SC2 lads. No rain in sight

bulgaria isn't too far away de su

I'm not a naarthie dindu so I don't care

>he's here to discuss cricket and not to shitpost

im here for me both

Casual spotted

BASED

indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html
indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html
indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html
indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html
indiachan.com/pol/res/8413.html

NEW THREAD

having an indian curry lads

He is a state actor, as in an actor who represents the state.
Laughable that people fall for this bullshit. It's the same for Congress.
India needs a revolution of sorts.

seether spotted

based
would vote for this man

3.5
Yea Forums,Yea Forums,/pol/(don't care)

How does one survive a working day with a hangover?

The WC has taken over my sleep. Was dreaming that I was in a press conference and asked Shikhar Dhawan if he liked the pina colada song. He started singing it - proper got into it - and all the journos joined in.

Did you know he has a 56 inch chest? That is his other big selling point

I have an eating disorder

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>> Nominally well adjusted
nope

kek

4.5 years
/int/, /o/ and occasionally Yea Forums, /aco/ and /d/ for faps

Please can I make the next thread bros?

Howling

based GAJ

Come to india/cric/ lads
indiachan.com/b/res/10970.html

Reckon we move cric to indiachan

cringe
BASED

based gaj lads

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poos on twitter seething lol, shitting on the icc

based .jpg.png.gif.jpg lad

Why am I not surprised at the thread that was chosen for raiding

Please post on our site white friend

haha so true

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how do i get it to auto update threads lad?

wonder how long it will take for sebbo to contact their admins and have that picture banned

>@Athiest_Krishna

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Based

Long procedure
Start by complaining about it on Ind/meta/ then I'll tell you the next step

business idea: storing all sebbo dox on indiachan

irc.indiachan.com/#chan-2

>thread has literally died because everyone's on indiachan
based

Think Indiachan may be the future lads

she wants the big brown cock

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doubt that happened

Why do people think other people give a shit about their dreams

well of course it didn't happen! it was a dream, silly. haha x

australians thots love dhawan apparently, he's wife is also australian

Hello where is the cricket

indiachan.com/meta/res/1143.html#1143

It shifted to indiachan m8

Yea Forums didn't gave us the due respect anyway. Not a single sticky ever.
We will be literal gods in Indiachan

What the fuck is this english. The youtube comment curries have finally discovered this place

Don't mind, he is a naarthie.

it's literally just one typo. stop acting like it's unreadable

based faceburg admit

:D

reckon the rain needs to stop to have the toss and cricket after the toss

starsunfolded.com/ayesha-mukherjee/

She is a dyke and dhawan is a 1/3rd of a cuck for raising 2 children that's not his

>>
>>
>>

You had one job

SABC does broadcast cricket when its incoming tours.They only show the World Cup matches that South Africa plays though.