/trans/ - Transfers and Football

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The seethe from sneeds in the replies

That's pretty based from him, sadly i don't see him making an impact if he moves there

What "top club" would want him though? I'm thinking maybe Newcastle or Wolves tier at best

Why didn't you post any other EFL transfers then? Fucking lazy bastard.

Fucking lel. It's the only way he'll ever play in the PL.

Those were the only two that happened yesterday and I didn't make other threads. I think (and hope) people will include transfer lists in the first thread of the day moving forward. There were many the day before:

>11 June
>English Football League
Jordan Bowery [Crewe - MK Dons] Free
Tom Davies [Coventry - Bristol Rovers] Free
Kyle Howkins [West Brom - Newport] Free
Zeli Ismail [Walsall - Bradford] Free
Adam May [Portsmouth - Swindon] Loan
Harry McKirdy [Aston Villa - Carlisle - Free
Stuart O'Keefe [Cardiff - Gillingham] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Cece Franck Pepe [Unattached - Livingston]

>International
Ola Aina [Chelsea - Torino] Undisclosed
Graham Carey [Plymouth - CSKA Sofia] Free

Who else Madrid getting

>Plymouth to Bulgaria

Lampard to Chelsea when?????

I didn't read a single word of this.

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PL fixtures are out

>Lucas Torreira, 23, says there are not many things he enjoys about life in England after moving from Italian side Sampdoria
oh no no no

Aye.

9 August
20:00 Liverpool v Norwich City

10 August
12:30 West Ham United v Manchester City
15:00 AFC Bournemouth v Sheffield United
15:00 Burnley v Southampton
15:00 Crystal Palace v Everton
15:00 Leicester City v Wolverhampton Wanderers
15:00 Watford v Brighton
17:30 Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa

11 August
14:00 Newcastle United v Arsenal
16:30 Manchester United v Chelsea

>9 August
Jesus. Just drop one of the cups and have the league start 3 weeks later like most of Europe does.

salah and mane have acon all summer as well, so they're probably not even going to play in august
where the signings @ kloppo????

who's my inter buying

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are there any south american players who have liked living in england?

And now with TV selections!

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>Just fuck up my whole career

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lukaku

Julio Arca

Ossie Ardiles.

How do regular fans usually watch 3 pm matches?

not really
psg are a very good team, he'll earn a lot of money and he's basically guaranteed to win trophies

and where do we put icardi exactly?

>3pm games not on TV
>bitch about illegal streaming
Based "premier" league.

You now remember Mido

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>de JUST

The transfer list

the premier league would love to televise every single match they could, the 3pm blackout is a football league/fa thing

i mean he's kinda been on there for a year and it hasnt solved anything

Farmer trophies count as trophies?

Not even memeing here but what does winning the French league compare to in real world football? I'm thinking probably the Carabao cup

don't be silly, it's certainly more prestigious than winning the eredivisie and i'd say you're about as like to be winning the champions league with psg as you are with barcelona or liverpool or whoever

Poor Sheffield United. Wait years to get back in the top flight and their first game back is Bournemouth away with probably about a 1200 ticket allowance. Might as well have gotten relegated to league 1.

That's commendable.

who is he getting ?

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Is Burak Yilmaz any good for a team trying to remain in Italian Serie A?

>ever forgetting about Mido aka er pizzettaro aka "we swear he's better than Ibrahimovic"

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>Krunic
>Sensi
Things are looking bad for Milan.
If Boban is really coming and he's approving all this trash...there is no god in this world.

>Boban
Kek are they actively trying to embarrass every single good player they had in the 90's-00's?

state of man u transfer policy

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Mido was based

Manchester United are a top club and have no need to sell players for profit.

#WelcomeFranck

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skysports.com/transfer/news/12691/11731660/liverpool-transfer-rumours

still trying to get fekir

>Friday match

FUCK YOU SKY

Babes

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>last three games are Mememouth, Watford and Norwich

>Liverpool have Arsenal, Chelski and Newcastle

it's off la

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Only Sunday game all season is the last day lol

>liverpool arsenal at the start of every season
>liverpool chelsea at the end of every season
This is so obviously fixed isn't it

Very easy fixtures around both City matches

It'll change with all the EFL and FA cup matches

TV hasn't gotten ahold of them yet

>Utd
>Spurs
>Villa
>City

ah yes, very easy run of games

ICC or Premier League Asia?

Neither

ICC

Aguero?

i think he just spends his life living in his massive house away from his wife and children and doesn't have any friends of anything

It's a depressing place desu

His wife left him after she caught him in bed with a team mate. Now he just shags dirty page 3 munters and escorts.

>His wife left him after she caught him in bed with a team mate.
really? it's he homo?

this
pretty easy schedule. fantasy team has to include 3 city starters i guess..sigh

look at his flag he's a foreigner liverpoo fan

>Leeds United

LOL

sala

>wake up
>/trans/ had archived
How?

If he's married, then that's code for 'my wife doesn't'. I wish more people from other countries would have that view. Fuck off.

>Ola Aina [Chelsea - Torino] Undisclosed
>Chelsea have a ban and Aina is one of their players who can help them
>sell him
What was his point in being at Chelsea in the first place?

Nobby solano

Trophies in France don’t count because nobody cares. He has to win the CL every year to be relevant

0.330 goal per game really isn't that bad.

>van Persie £24m

Imagine buying the best player in the league for £24m now.

Nobody wants Liverpool to win the league

This formula ensures the boom bust scouse cycle

Juninho

RvP had a single good season where he wasn't injured in the PL.

Aren't Sheff Utd's owners currently in a dispute in court? Don't think they'll be doing much transfer dealing at the moment

He had 2. Which makes you wrong

He had two good seasons but he was injured in one of them, nonce.

>Romain Collet-Gaudin (Canal+, Eurosport France): Liverpool are really interested in Fekir but they don't want to pay the €50m agreed last summer. Fee will be much closer to €30m.

It's fookin happenin la

No. He had 2 injury free seasons.
You child rapist

Previous transfers for record

June
>Premier League
Anwar El Ghazi [Lille - Aston Villa] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Brandon Goodship [Weymouth - Southend] Free
Matt Green [Salford - Grimsby] Free
James Norwood [Tranmere - Ipswich] Undisclosed

>Scottish Premiership
Christopher Long [Blackpool - Motherwell] Free

>International
Jonjoe Kenny [Everton - Schalke] Loan

June
>Scottish Premiership
Joe Newell [Rotherham - Hibernian]

June
>English Football League
Lee Hodson [Rangers - Gillingham] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Nicky Devlin [Walsall - Livingston] Free

June
>International
Eden Hazard [Chelsea - Real Madrid] 100m euros (£89m)

>English Football League
James Bolton [Shrewsbury - Portsmouth] Free
Tom King [Millwall - Newport] Free
Niall Mason [unattached - Peterborough]
Daniel Powell [Northampton - Crewe] Free

> June
Scottish Premiership
Blair Alston [St Johnstone - Hamilton] Free

June
>Premier League
Jota [Birmingham - Aston Villa] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Nicky Adams [Bury - Northampton] Free
Steve Arnold [Shrewsbury - Northampton] Undisclosed
Fankaty Dabo [Chelsea - Coventry] Free
Gary Gardner [Aston Villa - Birmingham] Undisclosed
Joe Ironside [Kidderminster - Macclesfield] Free
Kyle Knoyle [Swindon - Cambridge] Free
Alan McCormack [Luton - Northampton] Free
Jak McCourt [Swindon - Macclesfield] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Ciaran McKenna [Falkirk - Hamilton] Free
Curtis Main [Motherwell - Aberdeen] Free

>Women's Super League
Hayley Ladd [Birmingham - Manchester United] Free

June
>English Football League
Jack Bonham [Brentford - Gillingham] Free
Mark Little [Bolton - Bristol Rovers] Free
Joe Mason [Wolves - MK Dons] Free
Callum McManaman [Wigan - Luton] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Ryan Hedges [Barnsley - Aberdeen] Free
Blair Spittal [Partick Thistle - Ross County] Free
Ash Taylor [Northampton - Aberdeen] Free

>International
Luka Jovic [Eintracht Frankfurt - Real Madrid] Undisclosed

June
>Premier League
David Martin [Millwall - West Ham] Free

>English Football League
Kieran Kennedy [Wrexham - Port Vale] Free
Shaun MacDonald [Wigan - Rotherham] Free
Tyler Reid [Swansea - Swindon] Free
Ryan Watson [MK Dons - Northampton] Free

>Women's Super League
Laura Coombs [Liverpool - Manchester City] Free
Claudia Walker [Everton - Birmingham City] Free

>International
Edimilson Fernandes [West Ham - Mainz] Undisclosed
Lucas Perez [West Ham - Alaves] Undisclosed

June
>International
Lamine Kone [Sunderland - Strasbourg] Undisclosed

>English Football League
Mo Eisa [Bristol City - Peterborough] Undisclosed

Fuck you. In his 12-13 Season with United, his 2nd good season, he injured his fucking hip.

No fuck you you retarded cunt

I like how it took you 20 mins to reply; were you furiously typing into google to try and disprove he got a hip injury whilst playing for United in his first season with them? Or did you pace around the room autistically for 20 mins thinking of a 'come back' when you realised that I wasn't gonna back down due to facts?

Rhetorical questions. We're done here, Nonce King.

>family in the UK
>visit them
>actually enjoy it
>Love the rain, cozy houses, bacon/sausage + baked beans breakfast
>Nature is good
>Cool shops with all sorts of rare products
>People are actually nice to you
>Thots in the nightlife actually swarm you because you’re interesting and from another country but can speak English
>Actually have cousins my age to hangout with
>Loud big black guys come up to me in a threatning way
>Say some banter about arsenal
>They’re all laughing and ask if I want to hangout

Fuck lads, I’m really considering moving to the UK and try living there for a while. No idea why footballers hate living there. I wish I had moved there as a teenager, I realize now that would’ve had such a good life growing up over there

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No I was taking a shit

A lot of footballers are from very different cultures, they understandably get homesick.

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Sounds like absolute shit desu, stay in Denmark Mads, it's peak comfy here

just don't go norf and it's fine

Living in Denmark is good if you’re a university student or a 80 IQ brainlet on social welfare. But if you’re a well cultured young bloke who can pull off banter in English your possibilities are infinitely higher in the UK imo

embarrassing

>AFC Bournemouth v Sheffield United
That'll be a good match

Just avoid major cities and you're golden. Unless you don't mind blacks/Pakis.

Not him but, 20 min shit? Jesus. See a doctor.

Footballers get culture shocks especially if they're mental midgets (and manlets) like Torreria. They also move from a place like Uruguay, to Italy, which both have better weather. Again, if he has a wife, she is probably the problem. Same issue happened with Reyes. Now look at him.

UK weather is so comfy. Nothing like rain hitting the window of those comfy English houses after eating a sausage / bacon with beans breakfast, sipping on some tea or coffee

How can you wish for any other sort of weather??

I'm a university student who can also pull off banter in english desu. I've mentored a couple of british exchange students, they are usually pretty comfy.

I'm just worried you might be experiencing the holiday-effect, living over there is something else entirely. Good luck to you expat-user

I do one shit a week

i'm wishing for some cricket weather right now tbqh

see a doctor user, that's not normal

anything between (and including) 3 poos per day to 1 poo every 3 days is healthy, or so i hear

*exits /trans/*

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get your wallpapers updated lads

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December games will be moved beacause of Club World Cup

as opposed to living in england kek clear case of grass is greener

fucking unit

>Uber eats has disbursed 3 million euros to become a League 1 partner.
>Starting from 2020, the ball of the match will be brought on the lawn by an uber eats deliverer. (@lequipe)

>player well past his prime who is used to getting a hefty paycheck searching for a "top" club
Off to Manure then

>Starting from 2020, the ball of the match will be brought on the lawn by an uber eats deliverer.
come on now seriously?

>the ball of the match will be brought on the lawn by an uber eats deliverer
lmao

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200k per week at ManUre

ribery would be class at liverpool

gig economy for you

the should have a lion dribble the premier league match balls out
like a real one, not a bloke in a suit

*carves disapointedly*

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Pretty sure that's illegal

*puts aguero out for six months with a half-eaten calf injury suffered in the tunnel pre-match*

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> i'd say you're about as like to be winning the champions league with psg
PSG CL's: 0
Barcelona CL's: 5
Liverpool CL's: 6

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Basado

Is the Copa America usually worth watching?

Ligue 1 is a joke, how many managers have PSG sacked after winning the league over the last 8 years

nah

k well I'm gonna be watching it anyway

ok

Find it hard to believe Utd sold Blind back to Ajax for a profit

>Coverage of the 2019 Copa America on TV will be shown exclusively by Premier Sports in the UK
what in god's name is premier sports?

Premier Sports is a British pay television sports channel launched in 2009. It's owned by Premier Media Broadcasting. Premier Sports holds exclusive live UK and Republic of Ireland TV rights to Serie A, Eredivisie, Scottish League Cup, Copa América, NHL,approximately 75% of Gaelic Athletic Association games and NASCAR. Premier Sports has shared rights to the Guinness Pro14 in the UK and exclusive live rights to 53 Premier League games in the Republic of Ireland. They also hold shared rights to the Scottish Cup with the BBC.

3m seems pretty cheap

literally never heard of it

Me neither, apparently it's a channel included in the Virgin sports package

Wonder who they'll have on commentary/in the studio

People still buy TV packages in the UK? Everything here is now streamed

i assume they have an online player as well, but you'll still have to pay for it

It's been in the sky guide for years, know it from GAA, think it's a kind of continuation of setanta sports

No one.

Now they need to get rid of at least 12 players.

>whales
lmao

Lads who should manure get for RW?

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Coutinho

what about martial?

Ole hates Martial. He literally called him a lazy cunt

>BACK...
>TO FORMULA?!

Qtinho can’t play on the wing

literally?

Ribery

Bale
(please)

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QT can't play unless you build the system around him.

i don't think that's fair, he was in two separate very good liverpool teams where the system wasn't built around him

Yes. Google it.

Where do we finish next season?

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He was good, but Liverpool demonstrably improved after he left

United have confirmed they are not pursuing bale

This team would finish top but it won’t happen

so what's bale doing? is he just going to stay with madrid for another season with everyone hating him?

You guys know that warm feeling you get when your crush posts a cute photo of herself on instagram, you like it and she takes the effort to whatsapp you to thank you for it even though she already has 150+ likes?

youtu.be/cSlsDHIzrxU

Apparently Moyes almost signed Fabregas, Bale and Kroos for United. Thoughts?

>bruno fernandes: 94
i swear when i played fifa there was about five players in the world with a rating of 90 or more, not any old shitter has a 90+ rating

Yes. And he couldn’t give less of a fuck.

"we're not pursuing Bale"

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i haven't felt anything in years mate

Yes. I wonder if it would’ve worked for him if he succeeded and where united would be now

Not a fan of this gimmick

>A front 3 with Lingard and Rashford

He's lazy and has a questionable attitude. United can do better.

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Dont actually have an IG account just look at hot girls on there sometimes

That's a fairly realistic team to be honest.

>de gea leaving (probably to PSG for 70 million) and romero steps in
>we trigger toby release clause (25 million) and pay him a decent wage
>Wan-Bissaka is done for 55 million
>Rabiot is free and will come if we pay his wages
>Bruno is basically done for 70 million
>Icardi and Lukaku swap
>James Daniel is in for 15 million to kick Martial out of starting line up

That's only 165 net spend. Hell after we sell dead weight its less than 150 million.

>not a fan of this gimmick
Not seen you all /trans/ and you've already picked up our lingo. I say you're on a proxy. Explains the 'UK is comfy' thing.

>net spend

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>Rabiot/Icardi/Pogba in the same dressing room
YIKES

1. We're two different guys
2. I used to post here a lot but last summer was littered with /pol/ cancer so I took a break from Yea Forums. So far I'm glad to be back, this thread is comfy.

Here is some van Laal OC to prove that I've been here before

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they should get roy keane in assman to lay down the law

3M was to get the "official sponsor" thing. The Ligue 1 Uber Eats part is 15M.
Which is still cheap, but Ligue 1 is poor besides PSG and Monaco.

imagine keane and pobga in the same dressing room. lol

>littered with /pol/ cancer
It's gonna get a whole lot shittier soon, my friend. You've been lucky to miss it so far. But welcome back. /trans/ is for everybody.

the UK comfy thing was me not him

They were 100% correct to sack Emery.

>city get a better run-in again
wew

My best guess would be Sanchez, he's making a ton of money without doing anything

it was gonna be the case lad; regardless of the fixtures they were always gonna get more rest as they'll be out of europe by april

They sacked Emery for refusing to learn to speak French because he's a lazy schizo manager who can't win big without money. Give him City/Pool/United money and he'll do well in England but without that, he won't. He also doesn't have the time to do it over 4 seasons. I hope he's fired soon and a manager who can do well with nothing and work on making their academy work (Arsenal, obviously). But their board already cut funding and hired cheap shit coaches.

Wan Bissaka is done - no it’s not. Show me proof

Bruno is basically done - no it’s not show me proof

Icardi Lukaku swap - Utd have come out and said they do not want Icardi

Unironically Pogba would win

Keane would scream and shout and hit people.

Pogba would take pics with them on insta and learn handshakes

Everyone would ignore Keane and tell the manager/coach/DoF he was a meanie and they don’t like him

Pogba’s influence would win

This is why Mourinho sucks now. Footballers have changed

>MANCHESTER UNITED signing Aaron Wan-Bissaka for £65million would be “absolute madness”, claims former Arsenal midfielder Ray Parlour.
L e l. Based Ray calling out £65m on midtable shite. I hope he did the same for fucking Zaha, but I suspect not.

65 FOOKIN MILLION

Thanks, I hope it stays comfy

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Not with political shit coming up in UK it won't. We've been invaded many times by /britpol/.

Pennies for united.

All these scousers shouting about net spend are retarded

Who actually gives a shit how much clubs spend? Everyone spends shit loads

Mate, for 65 million you can get any fullback in the world, Wan Bisaka looks competent in a defensive team that battles against relegation, he isn't even great offensively.

>Who actually gives a shit how much clubs spend? Everyone spends shit loads
That's not the point. People aren't complaining about how much money there is in football. they're talking about Man Utd spending over the market-rate.

Go and buy TAA, Carvajal, Alex Sandro, Robertson with £65m

It won’t happen

>go buy big clubs' players for the same you buy small clubs' players for
>it won't happen
nah, m8. nah

>for 65 million you can get any fullback in the world
i doubt leicester would sell ricardo pereira, who is better than wan bissaka, for £65m

He isn't worth £65m. So why spend it?

United need a defensive fullback, however. Since Pogba doesn't defend. It's like Arsenal. Bellerin and Kolasniac are fantastic offensive fullbacks but Bellerin relies on being fast, which he's lost due to injury, with Kolasniac relies on positioning. They're both bad. United and Arsenal both need defenders who know where to push forward and when not to. Or speed demons who can just pelt it back. As it is, neither are in great shape. How United are worse off defensively is quite baffling. Or did Arsenal just score more? I dunno.

gonna have a few pints in spoons

How did Brasil pull off the same scam twice on Real Madrid?

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>GOAT #1 with GOAT #2
Yeah what a scam

cheeky plate of cheesy chips alongside?

What did you have for lunch?

I had chorizo cheese and spring onion toastie with some spicy bravas sauce and a pint of soda water

some of the girls in the office had baked some buns for charity so been gorging on those all afternoon

easy cheese sammich with Ribena. Was on a diet, not that I need to be, did it, lost a lot of weight, went back to eating like shit, realised I did all that work and i don't wanna do it again, went back on the diet.

I usually have some cold cuts of turkey and ham and vegan mayo on wheat bread. I'll figure it out in a few hours

what's the rationale behind having vegan mayonnaise?

Boy, I'm 'bout my business on business, I drink liquor on liquor
I had women on women: yeah, that's bunk-bed bitches
I've done lived more than an 80-year-old man still kickin'
‘Cause they live for some moments, and I live for a livin'

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I have a very sensitive stomach

You mean you’re gay?

An avocado, with some bread.

i tell you what i'm up and down to the toilet all day after a heavy bukkake session the night before
just can't keep it down

I'm very happy, how'd you know?

Salad with some eggs, cold cuts, eggplants and pesto

Garlic bread pizza, flamin hot cheetos, chocolate yazoo

i adore pesto, probably my favourite flavour after balsamic vinegar
try not to eat too much of it though cos it's so fatty

>For the first time in Premier League history, the clubs will get a short mid-season break in February.
>The break will be staggered over a two-week period. There will be only five matches on one weekend, with the other five games from that round taking place the following weekend, ensuring that each team gets one week off.

completely pointless, football players should be forced to play twice a week, 52 times a year and double at christmas

What's happening in February to warrant this?

Do we have VAR this year?

Not a bad effort
Be more specific. What kind of buns?
Cheese sandwich is so boring
>vegan mayo
Sounds bland as fuck
Sounds pretty good if the weather is nice
Only real man in this thread
You are a homosexual

I agree but it should be 50 times per year. Everyone deserves 2 weeks holiday

Are you lads whining about calling players Ngubu? Cause that's just good banter, not pol

Why does Juve have a hard on for Sarri? Aren't they trying to win the league and the CL? The only thing he ever won was a Coppa italia 15 years ago or so, why is he so hyped? There are probably 6 better coaches in the Bundesliga/Eredivise/Ligue1 right now who you could get for like 500k compensation

Could do with a 2 month long break between Jan and Feb
t. Liverpool customer

He gets them Lukaku

Tricky last fixtures

Because of >muh bel gioco

>Be more specific. What kind of buns?
fairy cakes n that, some decent chocolate orange ones. one girl had attempted eclairs but they were a bit of a mess

>You are a homosexual
(also me) i'd happily drink balsamic vinegar like bovril if they sold it in grounds

Lukaku has said today that Conte is “the best coach in the world”

I know people read into transfers too much but come on. This is bait from Lukaku

No, it was to do with the invasion of /pol/, falseflagging and shitposting during European elections. It's going to get worse then the Tory leader is announced. It's gonna get worse when Porn Ban is implemented in half a month. So on, so forth. Nowt to do with Ngubu.

Your stomach would dissolve

Actually try and drink half a pint of balsamic and post the video. Would be banta

>>Atletico Madrid's chief executive Miguel Angel Gil Marin has confirmed France striker Antoine Griezmann, 28, will move to Barcelona this summer. (Sport)
why is no one talking about this?

Because it’s not true

We all hope it won't happen and that little retard will be left high and dry. Then again he'll probably fail at Barcelona due to the Messi effect

He's gonna flop desu

absolute state of blackpool football club

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he hasn't won a real trophy on club level yet
not possible for a choke artist to flop

I posted this news yesterday. No wonder people think we're the same person

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Doesn't really work if they simply move any game they want to televise to a different day/time

was he playing for atletico when they won the league? feels like that was yesterday, but i think it was maybe like seven years ago

no

>Love it!

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No wonder people get depressed if they read this shit

the number of Premier League titles won by Liverpool?

0. Absolutely zero.

Most of the stories are made up. You can get £200 for a story and they don't fact-check. Fuck knows how they make money

Why have the arabs at qsg not replaced the fucking idiot that gave chuopo-moting and lass diarra (this nigga is like 40) contracts? And had tuchel playing with hipster formations such as marquinhos as a number 6 and dani alves at forward.
Is he holding some info on the arabs that might cause some shit? What is going on?

>absolute zero
So -273?

have six

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Watch this lads

The number of Premier League titles won by Liverpool is exactly the last 2 digits of my post minus the last 2 digits of my post

Don't get close to a girl lads, it never goes well

If old league titles don't count, then presumably PL titles from before VAR won't count in future either?

54?

but they smell so nice and their boobies are so plump and juicy

Yep, but this champions League does count, so Liverpool are the only team to have actually won anything

says the guy on /trans/ discussing 100% transfer rumours

But their penises make me feel so warm and gooey on the inside

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fucked it lads

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He's got no knees and is a French Arab combo: guaranteed shitty attitude

*slips*

Should I tell my story?

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>tfw Liverpool wants to buy Marega
>despite what he did(not) in the games against them
Thanks for taking pity on us, Liverbros

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would he be good at liverpool? he'd have to be an upgrade on sturridge

i can't help but feel these lads do not look like /trans/ lads

For me, it's LGB/Trans/

The picture just shows a couple of lads though?

>Lukaku worth more than Neymar
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and call this bullshit. Pretty obvious Prem bias in there, and although prices are higher in the Prem, value should be determined by what the buyer is willing to pay. No one will ever pay £200m for Sterling

trans lads

>Firmino
Love the lad, but can't see him excelling anywhere but Liverpool.
Trent could probably be successful anywhere.

Show of goodwill before we meet again next year la

There's article about Neymar losing his value about £90m this year.

we'll always be mates lad

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>This goal was 5 years ago to the day
WTF lads, where has time gone...

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Sounds weird, but even then players like Rashford or Firmino over Hazard. These players simply aren't worth what is listed here

Have Spuds signed ANYONE yet

>Newcastle away for the first game

Why is Arsenal vs Newcastle so often the first game?
I've seen it at least 4 or 5 times in the past decade.
Mental.

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fit harry winks is like a new signing

offside

See no

One of the GOAT WC matches

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Marega is good, once he has the ball he can carry it from one side of the field to the other. Pure muscle... the problem is that he is too clumsy. His feet are too clumsy. He can't pass, can't cross, and he can't score some goals you'd say are easy to score

But he would be a great meme and hilarious on Liverpool.

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top meme from last season this one
retiring it today

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>robben wc: 0
>casillas world cups: 1
>robben international trophies: 0
>casillas international tropheies: 1

phwoar what a beefcake

Best post in this thread

looks like an NFL linebacker

>1 poo every 3 days is healthy
Nah

>casillas international tropheies: 1
>1
u wot

The good old days

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I meant 3, but had the post on auto and made a typo...

might be different if your diet is 2kgs of potatoes every day wahey

Second best post in this thread

can't believe they didn't have a german or a brazilian pundit for that match

really miss louis lang baal boys

me too la

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he makes a good point to be honest

Is there a way of reading this so it makes sense?

Could someone maybe put this into bullet points that can be comprehended?

If we won instead of lost a bunch of games we would have won the league

if we won we would have won you retard

if they won everything from whatever point he's talking about they could've caught up to chelsea

Wow. He’s a genius!

Hello who are Everton buying

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my uncle knows the kenwright young un
>Mangala bid but medical issues
>Welbeck bid but more medical issues
>Rafike in the bag (some middle eastern randomer)

Does Jonjoe Kenny have a future at the club do you reckon?
(Also nobody)

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They just loaned him to Schalke

Bland is good, keep the good things rare

Antero Henrique just resigned from PSG, who will probably announce the return of Leonardo as director of football soon

and like half of those were penalties

I've heard there's discussions with Neres underway and they're apparently promising. Reckon there's any truth to that?

I hope he has a future here. He's constantly been on the brush of breaking into the first team to replace Coleman but could never quite cut it, so I'm guessing the reason he's been loaned is because Silva wants Holgate as RB back up instead, while Kenny can develop with more game time in Schalke.

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Yeah, but is it a loan-him-out-cos-hes-shite or a loan-him-out-cos-colemans-dead-next-season-and-he-needs-some-gametime?

Why were they behaving like such cunts? What is their problem?

if you're getting loaned to the bundesliga it's probably because your club thinks you're shite

>Americans
Two towers wern't enough.

google.com/search?q=Charlie Hebdo&tbm=isch&tbs=qdr:d
Are they right?

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His job of money-laundering ISIS money is done, reminder that this was all a plan by Portugal to increase tourism

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Absolutely

Lads

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Gave this risky 'google.com'(?) link a cheeky gander

I concluded that they are correct

The absolute state of United

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How much will he realistically be on at Juve?

Tbf if united are now going down the route of ambitious non cunt ego players then maybe getting rid of le dab man is a good idea?

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that this is blatant money laundering at this point?

>2022: Man United sign Paul Pogba for record £420m after selling him to Juventus for £100m only 3 years ago

yes

Surely a pay cut?

Who gives a fuck?

I'm just talking about the logistics of Pogba's United career
>Released from academy because he's not good enough
>Plays well at Juve instead
>United buy him back for £80 million
>He's shit
>Sell him back to Juve 3 years later

>no Glenn Murray in sight
Shit list tbqh.

glad I don't have to watch his lazy arse anymore

>needing football to launder money
if you have 100m to launder you just fly to south america and open a bank account

The thing is whilst he’s been mediocre at united the reason behind that is largely because united have been awful.

Pogba is in some respects a luxury player. He excels in teams that are dominant. He was excellent in a dominant juve team. Excellent in a dominant France team.

He’ll be good back at juve

>sell Pogba
>buy Eriksen and Van de Beek
Done, I fixed their midfield.

Would be happy with this

Why would Eriksen take the downgrade?

>muh morals

So who are they getting to replace him? Rakitic?

He said his best friend is de gea and they hang out all the time

Money

>sell best attacking player
>improve
this meme never works

Either Maddison or Bruno Fernandes.
I dont believe Pogba will leave this summer anyway

Maddison

>pogba gone
>lukaku gone
with this exodus of black cunts this is starting to look an awful lot like my old united lads

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>buys Ibrahima Konaté, Gedson Fernandes and Moussa Marega

Lads. These two are the problem. Can’t wait till they fuck off

>England u-17 coach Steve Cooper appointed Swansea manager
A shining example of
>Welsh genetics

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>that hairline
like looking in a mirror

>Maddison

Not a big enough name for big Woody

Pogba and Lukaku out of united is the best thing that can happen to the club this summer

Woodward has a fetish tho.

what's with this autist and the rest of that team going on about 6 as if they won 6 trophies
sounds like a pathetic attempt to use a number higher than 4

Ed has been told to stop buying dabbing merchants. We shall have to wait and see if he listened.

For young white English lads now

happy boy

Doesn't look under 17 to me

Ask them how many premier league titles they’ve won

LMAO!!!!

I'll tell you who should've had six.
Michael Shields. six years in prison

Unironically Pogba and Lukaku are mental weaklings who completely crumble when things aren’t going their way. Both can do great things on a great squad but the minute times are tough they become a liability. If Mouyes has been able to put a half decent team around them they’d be world class but Matic, Bailly, Sanchez, Mkhitarian, and >Fred ended up being trash

wealth makes them weak. 90s players weren't underpaid by any means but wages are highly inflated now. We need killers, madmen fiends in football again

By who? He has complete control

When is Wan-Bissaka due back from AFCON?

No, this weather is shit, all the cricket is being cancelled.

He English

skysports.com/transfer/news/12691/11741270/aston-villa-sign-wesley-moraes-from-club-brugge-for-22m
>Aston Villa have completed a deal for Club Brugge striker Wesley for an initial £22m, subject to international clearance.

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oi u cheeky cunt

De Ligt to PSG almost a done deal according to spanish press and french reporters saw the PSG delegation at the american hospital in Paris with an unknown player.
Will probably get announced with Leonardo

WHO
H
O

Wesley dos Santos Spiderman Pereira

I just said, it's Wesley

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splashing the PL cash

I don’t want him at united as I think he’s not what we need and I think he would flop here

But he could be great and it’s a shame to see him go to waste at PSG.

Just seen Mino Raiola eating a pasty on my bus in Salford. He tried to pretend it wasn't him, even put on a shite accent. Which Manchester club is he going to? Why all the secrecy?

hopefully all that money doesn't make him lazy and he joins a big club in a few years

He doesn't look that great anyway. He got bullied by Llorente and was great for the NT the last times I watched them. Marquinhos was better at the same age and he didn't become Maldini 2.0.

Is Mata over ?

>only 6 years for dropping a paving slab on a guy and giving him severe brain damage

been offered new contract

Premier league dosh is killing football. Unironically

>bullied by Llorente
The guy who's 6'5? That can happen.

yes but he's still over

why? it's not the PL's fault that other leagues are so poor

Jesus what a bunch of cunts

Fuckin hell lads, the recipe said pico de gallo would be quick, I just spent 45 minutes chopping veggies

Marquinhos wasnt better and he's a manlet, framelet defender. Less potential.

just saw the score from the oz - brazil game
really wish i'd watched it now

yea the women's world cup has been surprisingly comfy, maybe it's just the weather

winning goal was top meme

>Aussie jubilation. Brazilian VAR agony! Another Women's World Cup own goal, another controversial VAR decision.

>A long ball is pumped into Brazil's penalty area and it comes off the head of Monica, who is marking Sam Kerr, and flies past her own keeper into the net.

>There is a delay of around three minutes while the referee looks at the incident on a TV screen to check for offside before the celebratons can really begin.

This, de ligt now is far and away better than Marquinhos ever was at his age.

>pico de gallo
Post pics, perhaps you're being memed on and you're preparing fake pico de gallo

I can see De Ligt being the next great defender and I can see him failing to progress and being just a meme. Big gamble spending that kind of money on a teenager.

anyone selling a top DM?

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Buffy > Messi

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>manlet
Not really important unless you play against teams that value height in a CF like big-ass Lukaku.

xander literally looks about 35 here

did he tried to block the doors ?

Yeah

How did I do? Did I fuck up?
Tomato, red onion, chili, cilantro and lemon juice

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>45 minutes chopping tomatos and onion

????

Are you using a spoon to cut them?

Kubo real

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First you have to wash and de-seed the tomatoes, took a suprising amount of time since they were small. Also made guacamole in that time tbf, and I included the time it took to clean up the kitchen and do dishes afterwards

A bit more cilantro wouldn't hurt tbqhwyf. Looks good enough.

Too coarsely chopped, especially the tomatoes

Thanks mexibro, I'll add some

You need a Slap Chop

i detest chopping vegetables, it's the absolute worst part of cooking
happily pay twice as much for pre-chopped veggies

The fuck is so hard about chopping veg?

Tell me why this shouldn't be the champions league format

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FUCKING HELL LEVY JUST GET NDOMBELE FOR 60M LIKE THEY WANT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE BUYS HIM

I've followed Kubo for years. I rated him, but his quality has massively dropped when he wasn't schooling 13 year olds. Ronaldinho was scoring 23 goals a game in U13 and Kubo was doing similar amazing stuff. Goes to Barcelona, Barcelona fucked it up, he goes back. I had hoped Wonga would have signed him as Wonga can speak Japanese and Arsenal have Asano and had Miyachi and Inamoto. Sadly Wonga got ill and quit. Now Kubo is gonna go to some team and not perform and then get dropped down the league to Division 2 in Germany. Kubo is the one player to watch at Copa America out of the 'meme' nations (no offence). Qatar sadly isn't showing any. Honestly don't get how Copa America works, really.

Kubo has been promoted too quick, had too few games and his club career is dead, even in Japan. He needs to be playing week in week out even if it is in some minor nations second division. UK has shit work-permit rules so he'll never get here. Asano hasn't played a single game for Arsenal despite being signed three years ago.

just a complete effort
takes ages, more washing up, very little pay off
especially difficult ones e.g. butternut squash just cannot be doing with whatsoever

Secondly, are you the Japanon who posted WCCF cards a few days ago? Has Kubo been added into it?

>Barcelona rule out move for De Ligt
LMAO the kid is gonna be forced to join Ole and the dab crew

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uefa wouldn't earn as much money

Agreed, I'll use another knife next time

more like the big clubs that run uefa wouldn't make as much

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Through luck and miracles reached the CL final, don't bet on buying anyone good.

He's an idiot and Raiola is a slimy cunt

>grow more in France
This is your mind on shit agents.

the de ligt saga has made this a pretty decent window so far
long may it continue

B-but he only ever does what his players want

>in France
he's going to dabchester and you know it.
watch him flop hard playing with Bailly and Jones

Worked for Liverpool la

FUCK BUFFY THE WHORE! WORST GIRL OF HER OWN SHOW AND NORMIESCUM BITCH THAT THINKS SHE IS THE SUN AND HER FRIENDS THE PLANETS ORBITING AROUND HER.

MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG BEST GIRL. BASED WILLOW DID NOTHING WRONG WHEN SHE TOOK THAT BITCH OUT FROM HEAVEN. HOPE SHE ENDS HER DAYS AGED 90, ALL ALONE WITH NO FRIENDS. THE MORE PAIN THAT WHORE HAS, THE BEST.

PIC UNRELATED.

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>more like the big clubs that run uefa wouldn't make as much
I think so.
Currently there are 216 matches in total per season while in a simple bracket like that, there would be 253

my fashion sense is based on this man

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>struggles next to man mountain
>him next to Smalling

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best buffy girl

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Yakin's going back to Schaffhausen

dat ass

P-please sign some players, Edwards.

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the matches wouldn't have as many viewers though

nyet

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r
well I'm not sure about that
that 216 number includes qualifiers, it's 125 from group stage onwards

Life is cruel sometimes.
Still, I'm sure, when he grows up, de Ligt, will realise it was just a useful stepping stone on the route to glory at Anfield.

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Aren't we forgetting someone?

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>Charlie Hebdo kicks up controversy with vagina Women’s World Cup cover
Not heard of them since the incident, nice to see they're back on their feet.

>Liverpool buying world-class players
Hoever will be elite by then anyway, shame he is a natural right-back.

>black man
guessing this is an american show?

They more or less never stopped. Pretty sure not long after the incident they were drawing Mohammed again, along with a whole bunch of anti semitic stuff. They're like a way edgier Private Eye

BASED

GOD BLESS YOU, WILLOW! FUCK BUFFY!

>FUCK BUFFY!
I'd love to.

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how the FUCK did Giles have so much control with all that teenage pussy surrounding him?

>tfw asian gf

Watcher training was no joke

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Lovren just agreed with an AC Milan move, AC Milan probably not willing to meet target price.
F

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le 20 iq man

So is he going or not? Who do liver & onions replace him with?

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Who says he did? Slayers also probably need sex training in case they get captured and raped.

Why did I just watch 90 seconds of fuck all?

Just let the man go before he gets killed by scousers

De Ligt la

Lovren will probably go, he is forth choice now.
Likely leaving an extra space for the youth.

>he is forth choice now

eh? Besides Man Mountain obviously

imagine getting excited that your club bought a teenage boy

bit gay and noncey, that

Gomez, Matip, Fabinho

Nonce.

Fabinho's not a defender

van Dijk, Gomez, Matip

Don't forget Wijnaldum and Henderson.

Why would anyone go to Milan atm

They're not defenders either

>imagine wanting a Yank as the PM of UK
If you support Boris Johnson, you should have to be made to leave this country.

Good, get rid of him, if he doesn't want to stay with six time CL winner, then he can go off and be irrelevant elsewhere.

He's played that position before and done well enough.

All start in defence before Lovren these days.

Klopp should just buy Dembele (Barca).

>Catalan newspaper newspaper Mundo Deportivo quote Hazard saying it was his childhood dream to play for Real Madrid... and show him in a Barca shirt

The guy who wrecked Klopp's room in Germany?

That was me. It was not Dembele

Yes, I love that nigger, he'd fit well into the team and Dortmund would immediately get the rest of their money from Barca.

Just sell Sancho to Liverpool and you can get your money la

sancho wants windows so wont happen

Pochettino should just retrain Sissoko as RB, Wanyama at CB, and include Janssen back in the team.
Skipp and Onomah are there if Eriksen is sold.
He doesn't need any signing, I have a stadium to pay.

Holidays are over, Levy. Get back to England and pretend to bid for players

Looks like a solid fourth place, CL round of 16 exit, trophyless team

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So this is the line up including our currently linked players. Do we get top 6?

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>Moise Kean
>Michael Keane
too confusing

Imagine the entire bench playing.
That would go straight to the Championship.

It's pretty easy, one is a pasty white CB and the other is a black striker.

What's with Everton being unable to sign a decent striker ?

this is a top 10 team

The ones who are good enough won't come to Everton, and we can't splash the cash because other positions still need strengthening.

Andy Carroll's available

Everton should go for Mitrovic

Sturridge too, still great so long as he doesn't need to move.

Lots of pressure on 8th place with this team, I like it

>Wasting money on an ex-Liverpool donkey
>Wasting money on an ex-Liverpool hospital bed
Mitrovic would be a last resort, deadline day panic signing if no one else can be brought in

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How expensive would Vardy be?

Literally LITERALLY not leaving da foxes.

Everton have loads of money now they should resign Lukaku la

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#luBACKu

Lukaku is going to Inter though.

Everton can realistically finish above Manchester United next season.

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Just look at that pashun, Everton should sign him, please.

This but unironically.

This. So can wolves.

I wonder if they will sack s o y e s, he won't be having a honeymoon period next season.

lads, that fucking episode of love island holy fucking based

>solyes

Actually neck yourself

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Imagine the banter if Man U got into a relegation scrap

please create a new thread
I have some HOT intakes that I don't wish to waste on a 500+ thread

Transfermarkt bumped Liverpool's total team value to just over 1 billion pounds, putting them as the second most valuable team behind Man City (1.05 billion pounds)

that defence is dogshit. seamus coleman in 2019..

Business is picking up!

Only because we aren't linked to a new RB, which I'm guessing is priority #3 right now.

>anime
neck yourself too

Based non-dabbing muslims.

new

Good riddance

bump

>kean
>neres

Why does everyone shit on Lukaku like he's some Pogba-like cancer? He's a donkey but he seems to give 100% more than any of the other players and was the only one who seemed to listen to Mou. AFAIK he's never made divisive public statements like Pogba either

4/10 Pico. Tomatoes are too chunky, not nearly enough jalapeño or cilantro and you use lime not lemon