Ever notice how Hockey is the only sport that never gets legitimate criticism on this board...

Ever notice how Hockey is the only sport that never gets legitimate criticism on this board? Everyone hates it for some reason but no one can ever articulate why like they can with other sports.

NFL
>Too many commercials, hitting and defense is basically illegal now

NBA
>Manufactured drama, no parity, awful refs,

MLB
>Slow and boring, archaic "unwritten rules"

Soccer
>All the players are flopping bitches, low scoring

NHL
>It's irrelevant lol

There's never a legit reason not to like it. People don't like it solely because of groupthink

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> Soccer
>All the players are flopping bitches, low scoring
No one says this besides seething Amerimutts

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sauce?

I love tinashe she is so fucking cute

That's because Ice Hockey is the king of sports and I say this as a season ticket holder at my local football club.

Hockey is so fucking monotonous. 90% of goals are from shitty rebounds

lose weight.

Hockey is extremely chaotic and flukey. Just play the video game

Bitch got a 5-head desu

It doesn't get criticism because it's largely ignored, like MMA, Cricket, Tennis, Boxing and Rugby

i cant see the puck

The legit criticism is that it's luck based.

Wear glasses

shave fur

I wear contacts, still can’t see the puck

I wamt to lick her forhead

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i genuinely didn't know that the playoffs were still going on till i caught game 7 of the fucking finals on, on a tv in my gym

hockey doesn't get crticised since its utlimately completely irrelevant to every other sport it can be compared too

>7.25 minimum wage
How old is this? Minimum wage is $15 where I live.

>fur puck

Theres a much bigger reason people don't like it user, and sadly its nothing to do with the game.

Love hockey cause it's violent and my hometown hockey fans are straight up fascists. Not kidding.

> difficult to follow the puck
> low scoring
> incredibly random

pretty valid reasons

Pretty much. Hockey is niche sport like figure skating.

>people cant follow the puck when 4k TVs are a thing
I could get not being able to see the puck well in the 80s but we have so much definition now a black disc on a white plane should be one of the easiest things to see

Yeah, it really lacks mechanically. Also fights are fucking cringe, because they basically involve players dedicated to them, that teams keep as circus clowns. But I guess it has more to do with consumerist American cultural influence, than the sport itself.

Fights have been becoming less prevalent every year
>herp derp American culture causes hockey fights
(You)

its just not enjoyable

Yeah, because your capitalism trying to be more humane in recent times. Stop feeling attacked and honestly tell me: what else? Sex sells, violence sells, now caring sells too. Fights were never a part of the Soviet hockey.

not many teams have enforcers anymore chum