Thursday
Adelaide v Richmond at Adelaide Oval at 7:20pm ACST
Friday
Essendon v Hawthorn at Marvel Stadium at 7:50pm AEST
Saturday
Gold Coast v St Kilda at Riverway Stadium at 1:45pm AEST
Fremantle v Port Adelaide at Optus Stadium at 2:35pm AWST
Carlton v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium at 7:25pm AEST
Sunday
North Melbourne v Greater Western Sydney at Blundstone at 3:20pm AEST
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If Tigs can win despite their injuries tonight 5AA will be an absolute shitfest
Basedbane tbqh lads
Crows
SHAN'T be watching footy this weekend
FUCK gillon and FUCK the afl
We're going to get absolutely fucked lads.
who /dabloos/ here?
HEAVE HO UNNA
based fredposter
who drunk here
Afl have secret police in the crowd to monitor and control crowd behaviour.
This organisation MUST be stopped
Have to make sure people not cheering too loud or booing
fans should counter by taking photo's of these cunts and posting them everywhere and/or flogging them. Absolute stupidity if the AFL sanctioned this.
this is the only reason I want the Tigers to get up.
Stop giving it money and viewership then. The only reason AFL has become so powerful is because people enable it and give it power. Become an elite and muscular state footy follower. Boycott the AFL if you want to see its demise.
uhhh what was meant by this >\> ?
couldn't bear the shame of playing for Poort anymore and just cracked, sad really.
guess i cant blame him 2bh
dumb bongposter
>first Broadbent is taking leave
>now Lin Jong is taking time to battle mental issues
why the fuck are afl players such pussies now
So Jack Steven had a h*mosexual experience with Jack Sinclair and now he can't face anyone at the club?
I'm guessing most of them aren't mental health issues, also it's actually a good career move if you're a fringe player because a club is less likely to delist a guy with "mental health" issues.
Same as every industry. Realise they don't really have to work to earn their money and take the easy way out. They'll cop the harsh end of it and get delisted though.
cricket is washed out so shall be watching afl lads
it's the goldmine excuse
>can't be seen like regular injuries
>"wow he looks so normal I guess it affects everyone"
>let's PC Police push their agenda further
>"fans are big meanies we need to stop clapping"
total fucking joke. Although that being said being a chink would mess me up mentally.
Please watch our sport.
Odds on BT calling Chol, Majak Daw?
>justbin fartin
>comparing a 1 game nigger to anymore
what the fuck kind of body of evidence is there even to compare, get these fucking apes off my screen.
the blacks in the afl are really black
NIGGER
anyone*
so mad at niggers I can't even type
where were you when the ngubu revolution hit the afl?
My favourite part was
Average disposals: 2.0
*blocks your path*
Back to Sneedsman.
>sneedsman
sneedsmind
had a feeling the unfunny sneed spamming fuckheads were /afl/ posters
dilate
Got sucked into watching masterchef, lads.
gf is going for the tigers for some reason lads
how are you spending the bye week, /iggs/?
formerly Yea Forums posters
>BLACKED
Blacked!
BIG BOY CHOL
holy fuck lynch is shit how did he get memed so hard?
gf just jumped out of her seat lads
Cuckmind
Only 1 more week, I'll play Final Fantasy X in the mean time.
>this game
I sleep
he'll get 3 cheap goals today, staving off any criticism
bit of casual racism from bruce there
>You'd expect that just looking at him
What did they mean by this?
>He's athletic, you can tell that by looking at him
>hes athletic
>youd expect that looking at him
lol
>he's athletic, you'd expect that looking at him
what did bruce mean by this?
jej, based bruce
loving the lowkey racism from bruce
multiple break and enters and running from Police is a great exercise regime, Bruce.
is bruce secretly a cuck or is he just saying this stuff to quell the talk that he's racist?
How is stereotyping a nigger going to achieve that exactly?
I'm not racist but I'd feel weird if such a black person tackled me or touched me.
>he didn't jump on Richmond at $4.20
laughing at you
Like you'd need a shower?
the smell alone would put me off.
how do I delete a post
always forget how unfunny you retards are when I'm sober
Something like that.
There was an African guy in one my finance classes and he always wore business clothes but he smelled so fucking bad. Someone said he never used to shower and he would just put powder on.
Click the check box on the top left of your post and then click the delete button on the bottom right of the page.
I've got an african guy like that in my finance class, doesn't wear business clothes though. He smells so fucking bad
what's the password?
I had one in my programming class and it was literally the same thing. Dressed fine but smelled so fucking bad.
>year 10 media class
>african lads always sat together, 6 of them around 1 computer
>teacher sprayed them with air freshener every time they walked in the room and whenever they put their nigger music on without headphones
>tipped adelaide like everyone else
>cunt leading forgot to tip and will go further ahead
Done with this season tbqh.
the fuck was that play on
your fault for being a sheep lad, if you had any idea you would’ve put your house down on the tiges @ $4.
mong.
>richmond bet already paying out because they're going to be up by over 12 at QT
holy mother of based
never had to deal with a black person in any scholastic or professional setting ama
based loganbro
>teacher sprayed them with air freshener every time they walked in the room and whenever they put their nigger music on without headphones
The $2 chicken mcbites thing is a ripoff, you get 10 but they are so tiny.
Thoughts on that $10 popcorn chicken bucket?
Sounds pretty based.
Have a similar story
>worked in a warehouse one summer during highschool
>bunch of nigs get bought in as labour hire one day
>tiny (like 130-140cm) 50 year old chinese floor manager runs over to them as soon as they walk in the door and sprays them down with deodorant for over a minute
>keeps loudly repeating "You all so stinky" in broken chinkglish the whole time
Give it a cop lad
Haven't tried it yet, might give it a whirl tomorrow and compare it to the 24 mcnuggets for $10 deal.
Post your conclusion if you do la
>2 goal lead at QT
What better time to start flooding?
Classic Jenkins
why DO dark coloured migrants smell "different" tho?
well it's the bacteria that cause body odour so I'm guessing a different strain of bacteria (Ebolaris Niggersmellis)
lmao
>CMON YOU PUSS
>peeoli
Atkins baka
Based Sloaney
lads why do adelaide players keep handballing to the player already underpressure?
>LE FUG LE NIGGERZ XDXD
Cutting edge humour from /afl/ here
"aw yeah look at me im sloany mate im such a laid back aussie oi oi oi m8"
hskhs 2bh
yeah, I'm not feeling, always gets a big cringe from me
floodgates opening lads
>he actually thought richmond would win
more bogans in /afl/ than /nrl/ these days
Does that Betts nigger know how to breathe through his nose and not just his goddamn banana eating, cock sucking monkey mouth?
Nice
Haha based lad lol xD
>aww yeah 7 mate made :DDDD XDDD maateeeeeeeeeeee :DDDDDDD
mate XD
Lots of TPG customers in here tonight lads
Gentle reminder that alt left subreddits send posters here to infiltrate us.
im with iinet bro
BASED BLACK GUY
its not soccer mate what do you think you're paul pogba lol
does this nigger know he's not playing soccer and can use his hands lmao
>us
reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
Yeah, people who post here.
>staying on your feet
>"wow just brilliant"
I don't think this semem slurping sport is for me lads
there are tons of cooridinated tranny discords that raid boards too.
freshcunt cope, go back
stop whinging and carrying on you bitter cunts
>hurr durr rioli only need 1 possession to be good
Fuck off.
lmaoing @ your life
You do this every week.
Why is the umpire wearing a bra?
embarrassing stuff in here and on the ground
Apparently you don't need to have much of the footy to have an impact; at least according to the commentators. Is this true lads? Never hear them talk about it all that often.
>interview no-one but Houli every week Bitchmond play
>"wow how good is this nigger?"
done with AFL after this season lads.
t. sergei mirzov
state of this post lmao
And Sneedsman gets the goal.
run escape
>low scoring, low skill snoozefest
>two irrelevant shitter teams
>good game of footy this
>spot on bruce
for a game so close this is fucking shit. See you cunts tomorrow.
A lot of negative energy in /afl/ tonight.
The Happening is on after the footy if anyone is keen for some kino.
I'm guessing everyone is just annoyed that the cricket was rained out.
Wagies seething over being sober.
how do the neets afford alcohol? are they drinking metho?
That the one where the trees try and kill everyone? Might give it a sneaky watch.
>not appreciating a comfy slogfest
>wankins
>metho
Homebrew and wine lad.
it's literally the zoomers getting btfo by mummy on a school night
Yep, one of M Night Shamalams finest pieces.
Based Greenwood
>jenkins
lmao
>huge peenwood
wtf bros!!! you told me Richmond was going to win?!?!?!?
someone post some juicy rumours
any womens AFL players who are sluts?
garthwaite it the shittest cunt ever
haha
Not bad from Tekth there desu
all dykes
state of this post lmao
kek
bwodie smeth
Yep. You probably don't believe me though
How many "british" posters are here?
not enough. i reckon we need to start shilling our sport the same way /cric/ does.
remember April when /crows/ were finished and were going to finish 12th tops?
always did like the yanks showing up in the threads asking what team to support and then never coming back
true. was thinking more during european hours. yanks are not wanted.
>I don't think he meant it, just get on with it
ah yes, he didn't intend to break the rules so we won't punish him for it
nobody cares to be honest
mentally weak team, will never achieve anything
based bleeding yellow and black lad
>mentally weak
>adopter of the "power stance"
choose one user
aaannd youre already only 7 points ahead
like i said, mentally weak.
Tbqh >we should be somewhere near or just outside the 8 on the ladder
Atkins is a decent player when he doesn't have time to think 2bh. It's that heaping pile of shit between his ears that's holding him back
This desu
(You)
Good kick from Tekth
*ahem*
wow beating an empty richmond at home, absolute top four certainties
based /crows/ making the cassies SEETHE
FUCK richmond supporters (in their tight asian cunny)
>have clear path at goal from 40
>better run into pressure and snap on my left
Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read
Not everyone can kick 40 comfortably.
>cricket rained out again
kek what a shitty "spoort"
>Adelaide Oval, Adelaide Crows v West Coast Eagles. May 25th 2019
>Less than 2 quarters to go
>Adelaide lead by 33 points
>End up losing by 13 to WC, overall conceding 46 points to WC in less than a half of football
lol
:(
>poodelaide about to choke this
LMAO
pozzed league
lol
How do I go about 'revving up 5aa'?
Are players skills just really shit or is it the inferred pressure?
literally who could beat us in an afl world cup?
afl website
rich adelaide game
listen live
5aa
Based Sloaney
anyone like my meme lol
Epic
Does Betts really only need a couple minutes of the footy to have a contribution?
I don't get it.
Betts has proved he is well past it
Gill has made the call lads
waiting for someone at jannulsebbin to answer one of bruces rhetorical questions with
>No. No bruce. That's a negative
Is the jack Steven story true?
Did you guys know that Alex Keath played cricket?
Yes. If you're thinking of the same one I am.
Quick rundown?
getting pozzed in his neg hole? probably, bunch of poofs.
Jenkins on consider-him-as-a-worthwhile-inclusion-into-the-team watch
Can't be true, the saints are good boys who would do such things.
State of carlshit trading pick 1 for pick 15 and some gypper roflmao
never in doubt lads
*unrevs 5AA*
time for eddie to kick a goal lads
Josh "Joe the goose" Jenkins.
Jack Steven was fucked up on drugs and Jack Sinclair (who is gay and was/is rooting Darcy Moore) fucked him. Steven was so embarrassed he couldn't look anyone at the club in the eye and that's why he took his mental health break
Did they jack eachother off?
baka @ mentally weak teams who can't stay on their comeback roll
Is the crows forward line the biggest group of downhill skiers assembled?
this is probably the best outcome, Tigers lose and Adelaide continue to look unconvincing. Fuck them both
just goes to show, being dirty thugs doesn't equal success
I keep getting these weird brain zaps. Should I go to the ER?
EDDIE GOAT
They can't miss when the game is over.
thanks gil
This is the post.
Perfectly timed post for the biggest downhill skier of them all to rear his head
E D D I E
L
I
T
E
kek
depressed as fuck
Oh, that's not what I was talking about.
the fuck is rioli doing celebrating with betts.
walk it off m8
>obligatory junk time goal from "special boong" to retain his spot in the team.
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
eddie betts is the biggest meme and systembabby, doesnt touch it all day and kicks a standard banan, ppl lose their minds... slotting one from 50+ is more impressive
Glad Richmond ended up getting btfo so the media can't talk about le honourable loss
predicting betts to kick another meme goal lads
nu/pol/ and bitchmond on the ropes
>o'brien being elite
Based, means crows won't chase after Grundy
>jenkins ded
lmao
last minute of a decided game and you do your acl lmaoing @jenkins
>doing your acl attemping a meme kick
What a fuckwit
>JENKINS
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK
kek Jenkins dead with 5 seconds left
>Jenkins
f
kek
He'll get a few more goals out the back when he can't walk out of the goal square.
Playing the song while he's lying there in agony is some top bantz.
JUSTkins
>getting stretchered off with a theme song
lmao
>9.14
embarrassing. "mentally weak" even
>"righto cunt this is as far as I go"
Damn what a stupid way to potentially do your knee. No need to kick it out of mid air like that.
SEE THE LINE ON THE GROUND OF THE FIELD, THE BOUNDARY
STOP THE CART BROOOOOOO
THAT'S FAR I'LL GOOOOOOO
That could be terrible for Jenkins' career given he is/was probably going to ask for a trade at the end of the season.
get her in
>Bet on Lynch 2 goals and Jenkins 1 for easy money
>Jenkins fucked up at the end
E-Easy amirite
Are they gonna interview every player?
Who even is this sodastream bloke?
Soderstrom, Adelaide sports journalist
played SANFL in the 90s
Any of you blokes fancy a bum?
No. You might have better luck in /nrl/.
Sodomy and homosexuality are sinful m8, no thanks.
fancy a what?
Based Gaz
No thanks Jack
why does eddie have white kids?
new thread
indiachan.com
>pushing Houli every chance they get
fuck this sport honestly, hope it dies.
Different story than what bruce was telling...
Walters is twice the player Betts is, best small forward in the game my ass, you mong cunt Tex.
commentators commentate completely different when a black fella gets the ball, he wasn't that amazing, could have had two if he wasn't a brainlet and didn't soccer the second one
Walters is a diving little faggot and legit looks like a neanderthal.
I AM BITCHO
I'M A PEDO
AND MY FATHER IS A LEBBO
I CHASE AFTER THE PRETEENS
ONLY LIKE THEM WHEN THEY'RE GREEN
I PLAY THEM BILLIE EILISH
AND THEM I LEAVE THEM CRYING
AND DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALSO I AM GAY
If Steven was fucked up on ice, does that make Sinclair a rapist?
Can somebody PLEASE make a webm of Walters flosssing in that fox footy ad
Yeah, but he's still the best.
Not necessarily. What if Sinclair was also fucked up?
lmao get fucked you blind cunt.
possibly, fags are known to dose others with meth.
Gary Ablett is the best small forward in the competition
best at dabbing on the faggots
kek, stupid bogan. homos have good drugs, they won't touch meth, they have straight up ephedrine
He'd probably work better as a half-forward given his elite assist status as well
you're the expert, faggot.
I am the expert incel, don't forget your place. Your boycunt would drip at the knowledge of the quality of coke I can get, not that your neet bitchtits could ever afford it.
cringe
>expert incel
sounds about right
yikes
would an all-boong team be able to challenge for premiership?
They couldn't even win the AFLX premiership.
How many Abos in the AFL have the ability to play defense?
>Milera
>Burgoyne
Who else?
Stack
David Wirrpanda
yeah, the cupboard is a bit bare
Stephen May and Joel Hamling you racist cunts
Roger Hayden wasn't half bad but yeah, I'm reaching.
Graham Johncock.
Leon Davis (for one year)
B: N. Jetta, Hamling, Z. Williams
HB: N. Wilson, May, L. Jetta
Michael Johnson was half decent early on but the coke and age hit him hard and fast.
Reckon age hit him about the same rate it hits everyone.
thought he was a fast bowler for the Chicago Bulls
lol