/hoc/

me

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OFFSEAON BEGINS TONIGHT

>alien feet

Really close to off season /hoc/.

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No there is still the draft, awards ceremony and free agency. True off season starts July 2nd.

it all comes down to this, lads.
game 7
do or die
cup or no cup
choke or clutch
biggest loser or ultimate victory
this is what we watched all year for
who will take home the championship?
LETS WATCH

the fattest of lads

You can't trick me.

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this game will be the ultimate game of >finnish goaltending

three more hours and finally draft talk and no more of this gay shit (hockey games)

>he also works the bar at TD garden
based

Anyone here think the Blues will win? Or are they toast?

tummy is rumbling I think the laxative is working

i think the blue can win but depending on what happens the bruins might also win

COME ONNN BROOOONS

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If they don't win tonight, they can still make a comeback in game 8

Binnington is shock. Bruins win incoming

Test

tickles

What did he mean by this?

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binnington is going to steal the game lads.
welcome back

You guys make me smile, when I feel like crying.

SOON

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Gonna keep calling them the Dickgirls no matter what.

I know. More power to you.

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Reminder that Bruins only win when Blues players are on suspension for giving owies and bruisies to poor little Boston.

>tfw it probably won't be the Krakens

binnington finna steal this game lads

if anyone from quebec cringed really hard for no reason it's because I ate shitty poutine cold

Is binnington a one season wonder?

I want you to know fuck Canada and all but poutine some good shit my lad.

Im here for the memes after.

>waaaah my team's players got punished for being goons

just woke up lads

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yes just like ward and murray. finally GMs are learning that paying goalies is a meme and you get a cheap young guy and ride the hot hand and spend elsewhere.

>game 7
>3 threads in first few pages and no sticky
i thought this was a big sport

Mods are faggot /cric/ fans.

Johansson looks hungry tonight

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m*ds are shitskin manlets

Binnington is carrying this whole fucking team on his back, holy shit.

>waaaa stop hitting people in this contact sport

broons are gonna gas. if the bloos get through this they will win.

>just like murray

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>biggest game of season
>no sticky on Yea Forums - Sports
hmmm maybe this isn't a sport after all

j*nnies are biased

winnington already got 1 hand on the conn

that is exactly whats going to happen, they playing napoleon and blues playing the russian

towel heads btfo

it's called a contact sport not a concussion sport dipshit

POOOOOOOKA FUCKING RASK.

there it is

>tr*pfags leaking from the game thread
crinfe. is nowhere safe

O'Reily is getting it

>Blues score
>It starts pouring and i hear lightning strikes

comfy

new to hockey, can i get a rundown on these two teams?

Pic

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>Blues
Good guys

>Bruins
Bad guys

binnington looks sharp as fuck

IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING OVER LADS.

>2-0

DON'T FUCKING CHOKE BLUES

nice

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kino

Woooo hooooo. Fuck you Bruins, eat shit.

Yeah, they're a good team but we played a perfect road period there so just gotta take it one shift at a time, get to our game and capitalize on our chances.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

She looks so desperate lol. Has about 2 years to get a husband before she is single into her 40s

you sound heavy m8

Are the Blues going to do it lads...

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Fuck bros. I just bet $200 last minute on the bruins and I’m getting nervous.

GO BLUES

>Charles Barkley

based

Bet $500 on blues feeling /comfy/

Is Chuck /OurNig/?

I’m from Boston so I thought I’d go for my home city. The game just started though so we’ll see.

I am a leaf fan so fuck the bruins.

what's the old saying about finnish goaltenders?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

With Finns, you will never win

Wish in one hand, Finn in the other

>no more hockey after this

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He's pretty based. You can tell he's just a huge sports fan and he's living it up in retirement.

>Reddit unironically thought a Finnish goaler would ever win the Conn Smythe
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>thanks Based Bettman like 5x for tickets
Yeah, I’m thinking Chuck is fucking based.

whens the cricket on?

Been cancelled m8.

The sports shit so they're taking a year off to actually make it exciting to watch.

Cricket is objectively a shit-tier retard sport in the same realm as rollerderby and womens basketball

can't they just leave it up as an open beta test?

how are they going to do that

*makes /hoc/tards seeth*

my work here is done

They are chirping right now on the west coast.

based
youtube.com/watch?v=drk7xFfpYtc

105th for where the fuck are the red wings

>Bangladeshi square legging

*tips didgeridoo*

Who bets the new MIB will flop hard as fuck?

we're all in here

saw the trailer didn't laugh or even smirk once

more like all the fags are in there

I believe it's
>Finnish goaltending

you'll fit right in lad

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

PANTS SHITTING

FINNISH GOALTENDING

INBRED

CHOKING

FRAUD

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you're a fool if you think either goal was his fault

too fast this is the /comfy/ thread

>what is shitposting
based retard

>shots on goal: 4

how does it feel Boston

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>you will never be a starving african child that gets to wear a 2019 Stanley Cup Champions hat from Boston

To go along with a 2013 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins t shirt

Its all about quality not quantity

LOL imagine losing a game seven final at home?

man that had to be one of the worst ways to lose the cup
>yeahbois we forcing game 7 just gotta close out
>let in 2 gg no re

I have always wanted to go to Africa and assemble a collection of these. I wonder how much a complete set of failures for a decade would fetch on craigslist

I would unironically wear a Vancouver Canucks 2011 Stanley Cup Champions hat

>The closet of broken dreams

I can't believe the good guys are winning the cup two years in a row

I was hoping to have a Bloos one framed with that letter that was in the newspaper.

Pucked and cherrypilled

wait a second...

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>worst NHL playoffs rating in history

Dead sport lmao.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ezTUn_fplBY
he's lost faith lads

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Canucks will be the new Presidents of sad club. Finally it's our year!!!

only niggers and single moms still pay for cable, which explains the nbas ratings

Canadian ratings must be dire

with our right hand man, the Sabres!

I'm not from either area, but have been to both cities. Boston is a mess of a city with awful people and literally nothing to do except go to shitty museums. St. Louis has at least the same nightlife, a better music scene, nice people, better food, and is way cheaper to visit.

the most boring human being

They are promoted to VP. Going to celebrate by picking a bust tenth overall, blowing term and cash on Myers and dumping Loui straight up for Lucic.

True, my mom pays for cable to so im distracted while she fucks niggers.

>Comfy thread
comfy desu

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All is right in the world then.

To save hockey, a Canadian team MUST make the Finals.

Easily 10-15 million GUARANTEED views. Literally triple the USA numbers COMBINED.

Finally succeeding in something. Feels good.

>fewest casuals ever
holy fuck i knew this finals was based but damn, even more than i thought.

I like it better when it is obscure. Better when others haven't even heard of it.

>ruins currently losing to the fucking Blues in Game 7 on Home Ice

Embarrassing

so what are our thoughts so far? based? cringe? boring? how are you lads feeling?

Happy for the Blues but sad because I've had 2011 flashbacks all day

laffin at the fact that poopa will never win a cup

His name is literally on the Cup already, retard.

Fuck anyone rooting for boston. We had brooms of justice righteously removing tampax and shitsburgh in the first round, and now we will see a bunch of liberal mooks chimp out and burn their city down when they lose at home. B A S E D.

>3 saskatchewan players on the blues

are the blues, dare i say it, /our team/?

Bostonians aren't passionate enough to riot. They've gone complacent with all the championships this century.

What are the odds Boston scores 2 in 17 seconds?

just a reflection of the browning and blackening of america

hockey is a white and japanese mans sport.

>can't read
tuukka will never win a cup
>finnish goaltending

is he autistic?

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>literal /pol/ack
yeah

I think most goalies probably are, at least the good ones.

clearly autistic. one of us

his head is shaped like a shovel

Every tendie is autistic.

>those tweets on black intelligence and muslims

he makes most polacks look like moderates

BASED
A
S
E
D

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Who's the fat kid? I've seen him all throughout the playoffs and still have no idea who the fuck he is. He some players kid?

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did you just fucking assume her gender!?!?

>just want both teams to lose

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Boring AF. As the casualest of casual hockey watchers, I really have no idea why they don't penalize repeated icing.

im wasted lads.

The penalty is the (tired) players stay on the ice and in their own zone

Dunno but he's been a beast tonite. Hope Blues win just to have a new cup champ.

Third period of game 7 reminder Tavares is overrated shit

6/20

Binnington shuts out the game, wins mvp, my dad works at NHL

Go Blues!!

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>biggest game of your career
>0 ZERO points
no wonder all the other teams in boston cheat
how sad

GO BLUES

Boxak deserves this

Who here /coyotes/?

>St. Louis decapitates half of the opposing team each round
>Boston are the cheaters

alrighty

Go B L U E S !

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RoR keeps throwing them gloves

Who here /avs/

go blues
fuck boston

AHHHHHHHHH WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

momi

THE BLUES ARE GONNA FUCKING WIN STL IS SUPERIOR FUCK THE BRUINS!!!!!!!!!

Lol @ the whiny bearcuck
You can't win
Suck a dick

Calling it now, Pietrangelo is the captain, he will accept the cup, hand it off to Perron, bowmeister 3rd, then binnington, then o reilly.

Literally a LA-dwelling Kingscuck with no stake in this game, just calling it like I see it.

Try again Missouri scum.

that's the point. all the other boston teams cheat and win. blues murder everyone and win. bruins play the right way and get btfo

Based

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>hitting hard is cheating
soibois not welcome

paying off referees for even calls is cheating.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJH

WE DID IT

>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4
>4
4

The good guys won. I wish it were a most interesting final game but I'm happy with the outcome

Who here /leafs/ fan cheering for the blues because fuck boston

Am wing
Still lol
"Literally decapitated"

Muh sides

/habs/ here

Fuck the Bruins

I'm mad as fuck. But good game blues, congratulations on your first win

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What's Rask's save% this game? Like 40%? Blues made like 8 shots on goal and scored on 4 of them. Binnington had like 30+ his way and not one goal. Embarrassing. Bruins kept Binnington under pressure the entire time and Tuukka couldn't stop a damn thing.

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ST LOUIS YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WE ALREADY LOST THE CAPSS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Bruins

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Tbh it's a fucking letdown for a final game

It surprises me that someone so mediocre as Binnington is being so lauded.

another win for canada

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>2004
>2013
>2017
>2019
>Finnish goaltending

Hes playing out of his fucking mind m8

You ready for the 5-4 Bruins comeback?

SEETHING LEAF

Bruins first line did absolutely nothing this game, also Rask doesn't deserve Conn Smythe. Give it to ROR or Binnington. Bombston BTFO

STACKED
T
A
C
K
E
D

Rask played better than Binnington on every game, even this one.

peepoThink

played so well he let 4 pucks through

You can't put all of that for Rask. Their defence has been horrendous.

>All these ex leafs win based

Literally not Rask's fault.

living the dream

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>FINNISH GOALTENDING

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>Get to hear about LE CINDERELLA STORY until the end of time
Oh fucking boy, I can't wait

did we just see marchand crying?

Michael Del Zotto, Cup Winner

it's not the goalies job to block shots?

Holy fuck binnington is a manlet

FUCK BOSTON! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THE RAT! FUCK THE GIANT! FUCK KRUG! FUCK MIKE MILBURY! FUCK NBC! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

>BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS >BRUINS IN RUINS

HAHAHAHA, Get Fucked!

so thats the power of the leastern conference, huh?

new to the sport I see

FUCK THE BRUINS
AHAHAHA
GET FUCKED

bluesfags not welcome

>carried in 2011
>lose 2013
>play outstanding in 2019
>lose
the state of tuukka, he'll never win a cup lmfao

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Didnt even realize he was o the team good for him

HE FUCKING DID IT!

Now that the Blues won, who’s gonna be the ducks head coach?

Blues straight up got refpuck from the Sharts hand pass onward

>The Ruins of Boston

What the fuck how long has he been on the team I thought he was still on the Canucks

>shannon in tears right now
lmao what a fucking faggot

I vaguely know what's going on

This is the truth

I'm gonna preface with I don't know much about hockey. Tuuka seemed fine but we let the game go early. We came out so hot in the first and my biggest fear was we would outplay them but not come away with the lead. 2nd goal was a killer and just a horrible decision on Marchand's part. From their the blues adjusted defensively, and just kept on killing our rhythme with their physicality. We were still getting shots but not great looks, and no power plays to end the scoring drought. Besides that it was the same old story. First line disappearing (what happened to Marchand and Pasta?) and getting out muscled.
Hockey's a tough game though because it comes down to breaks, and just didn't go our way tonight. Could have very easily been a different story.

the canucks traded him to the cucks for luke schenn, then the cucks traded him to the blues for a 6th round pick.

It hurts so much lads ;_;

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>O'Reilly: "I knew we were gonna fucking get it"

absolutely based post game interview

>bawston

RYAN O BEASTMODE

go away gary

BASED ROR

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what does it mean to be a hockey state

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AHAHAHAHA
>SORE LOSERS
>SORE LOSERS
>SORE LOSERS

Fuck Boston.

POTATO NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They're booing the kike commissioner, not the Blues

absolutely agree. What team were we watching? The one that could steamroll some of the best defenses in hockey? The one that turned one of the best scoring offenses in the 1st round into our bitch? Or the one that completely forgets how to score. The one that cant figure out how to handle a puck.

remember to laugh at finland

>boos
>sounds like they're saying Blues
Lol

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>he doesnt know

why are they booing the commissioner?
wtf

twitter.com/wbz/status/1138999633194168321
BANDWAGON BROONS

SOME THOT BETTER PULL HER TITS OUT HERE

>Caps win last year
>blose win this year

a little bit of magic dies when winless teams actually win one

He's a kike

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it's a meme

>Bettman seething

...

>texting a good friend from HS who is STL native and went home to go watch the game with his family

very happy for him, lads

Was hilarious how when he started talking his mic was cut off for like 15 seconds and all you could hear was the booing.

watch your language fellas, there's children watching

>thorburn
literally WHO

This ain't based Vegas. You only got old Boston tits there.

APOLOGIZE

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it didnt hurt too bad

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he ruined hockey forever

It means not fucking sheep and not letting FOB niggers rail all your fugly women and displace you, spergy.

>tyler blowzak

Based

>another leafs player winning immediately after trade

KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=ea4aW6l2dDU

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THESE DUDES OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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cringe

>my fucking entire existence when I actually fucking thought Poopa Rask had actually changed this year

I deserve all of the fucking misery for this.
What a fucking joke.
2 goals on 4 shots.
Legit hope this dude croaks in his sleep tonight.

Outplayed by a fucking rookie in a Game 7 of the SCF, you fucking pathetic choking dog of a trashbag holy shit.

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>Blues players skating around with the cup
>cut to commercial
I hate the society we have become. THE CUP IS WON ONLY ONCE EACH YEAR YOU HAVE ALL THE OTHER GAMES TO MAKE US WATCH COMMERCIALS

>Crash into a Tim Horton's absolutely shitcanned and get a DUI
>Win the cup a year later

wtf Ryan O'reilly is my favorite player now

Based Tinfoil Tim. That’s what Boston gets for turning on him just because he btfo King Nigger

OH WOW A TEAM FULL OF CANADIANS WON

Disagree ;_;

how?

Tuukka Rask takes it in the ass

>be bruins
>bettman literally rigs you the easiest path to the cup
>laffs round 1
>teds round 2
>hurricants round 3
>blose in stanley cup
>literally 0 chance of fucking it up
>fuck it up
This team is an ABSOLUTE joke, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

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>SN showing that shot of those Blues QT's crying tears of joy

my heart, lads. my fukkin heart

he was fine tho, the team was shit

Fuck the "Gotta give it to St Louis" cause no we don't. They're dirty, diving, scumbags. They don't deserve this, after this game maybe neither did we, but I will not congratulate these fucks for a second.

>watching the NBC stream
Well THERE'S your problem

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Bettman#Expansion,_relocation_and_realignment

Why is it that Canadian franchises are completely incapable of assembling a winning team of Canadians?

Now we're the president of the eternal losers club. Where you at Sabres bros.

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>east
More like shit, hehe

There were some naughty words and we can't have that on public tv.

he's jewified the league

Grats St. Louis, if for nothing else all the profanity on national television from players and pissed off Bruins fans alike.

You guys deserved it. The cup that is. Cheers.

>he was fine tho
>2 goals on 4 shots
>sub .900 save %

He was fucking TRASH

wasn't great, but the bruins had scored a whopping 2 goals in their past two home games

>bozy gets a ring

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>got absolutely dominated at home in game 7
>4-1
>""""fans"""" leaving early
>BOOING THEIR OWN TEAM
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>dirty, diving scumbags

>bearfag

>leaf

The ironing is delicious

look at big michael del zotto with the stan lee

They couldn't score goals because tuukka gave the other teams early leads on no fucking shots and let them play hard defense.

fuck the blues and fuck r/hockey
Part of me says the boys played like shit, the other part of me wonders how they can turn it on and off so well. I mean 5-1 just the last time we played? Then it’s nearly reversed? Is this shit rigged so the blues could get their first cup? Idk. Fuck it. We played the most games this year, and we’re eastern conference champs. Fuck berube fuck maroon fuck perron, fuck their entire team. Fuck the refs.
Go bruins. I’m getting drunk.

I thought they were taking measures to make sure that didn't happen again

im in STL right now and there's so many fucking police sirens going off lol

bruins win it all next year

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It's bittersweet, isn't it bud.

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why are you talking about shorks

vegas

>Bozak

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i suppose it's where >we belong, dumb rentfreefags will drone on endlessly about it while our prodigy schools them

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>an anti canadian agenda
lel that's all you got on him? i for one welcome the new NHL with no fucking enforcers no shitty fights none of that bullshit.

But most of all. Fuck you. For being Canadian and a bruins fan. Neck yourself after you get drunk tonight.

>brayden schenn casually dropping an fbomb in an interview with scott oake

It'll do

for now

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The NHL went from being a sport to (((sports entertainment))) under his stewardship, and we all know that the WWE isn't exactly legit. Plus he's a turbo kike that makes Kucherov's salary. Now not all the ref puck can be blamed solely on him. There's plenty of accounts of pro athletes throwing games due to being in debt from illegal gambling. Maybe some refs are fucked like that too. But this shit has happened more with fucking gary. Oh yeah, also throw in the escrow fund that allows the owners to take 15% of every player's salary. Fucking Gary thought that was a great idea as well. He's booed for many a good reason.

nice

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so ur gay

>jumps in front of bennington for the photo, ruining the goalie symmetry
what a maroon

Time for the based ending montage

>blues win
>bruins players and fans start crying
>red carpet rolled out
>gary walks out
>boston bruins players wives follow him
>"congratulations Boston Bruins..."
>blues players are laughing and unzipping their pants

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine being a fan of a franchise who hasn't earned a single one of their last 3 cups, which were instead delivered on a silver platter by selective enforcement of rules, then finally have the dirtiest cheap shot goon squad cunt team ever and lose at your own game, then complain about it

Fuck your dirty giant too I hope his jaw rots off

>tfw being blues fan finally pays off
Im euphoric right now lads

Congrats Blues you finally did it. Hope you enjoy it as much as >we did.

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ALRIGHT LADS, WHAT HIGHSCHOOL DID YOU ALL GO TO ?

FUCK PRIVATE

I don’t mind the fact that they lost. I just fucking hate that they lost to THIS team. I would have been ok if they got outplayed by Calgary or Winnipeg I’d have been fine. But the fact that they lost against this bunch of cheap goons is the worst part of it. There was 1 FUCKING PENALTY in game 7 of the SCF, not because they weren’t committed but because the refs didn’t call them... unreal man I just hate the blues so much

bestern >>>>>>>>>>>>>> leastern

ok you convinced me better than wiki. you may have a point but calling him a jew is racist. i feel that's why he is hated so much.

based st louisan

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>pure coincidence

nah that's the whole point. they lost to THAT team and also got beat at home in game 7. that's fucking priceless.

Wiki can help you understand why. Look at all the contract lockout seasons

>but calling him a jew is racist
judaism isn't a race.

>FUCK PRIVATE
POORFAG DETECTED

blues >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >laffs

>Newfag Finals tourists unironically responding to Redditposting
That's fucking priceless

is it just lazyman or is the nhl playing gloria on repeat?

my dad went to SLUH in the 70s
i don't even watch /hoc/key I'm just here for the memes

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lol are you presuming that normies are jew pilled?
retard

Imagine being Mike Yeo right now

In case you weren't listening to it already: youtube.com/watch?v=3HGaJHhUJR4

636 niggas wya?

not all jews are jewish though

why are you gay

>he doesn't know

(You) are now aware that offseason /hoc/ is here

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Now that the dust has settled, who should join the ranks of constant pain and heart break. I think the Sharks may be qualified

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It is, it's an ethnoreligious group. Even if you convert to Judaism, you'll never be accepted as one of them.

Shannon's favorite hockey team, the _________, won the Stanley Cup this year.

Can’t smoker the dzhokhar

At 40 years they can apply for membership

>boston goons fans whining their team got outgooned
Boohoo

is it worth buying the nhl 19 ultimate edition if u dont care about that HUT mode stuff

(posting here cuz no sports game threads in vg)

The majority of Jews in the US are actually atheist

If the score was 4-3, you can maybe blame one guy. This was a fucking team loss. If you can blame that one guy, you should be able to blame the entire team. The top line was invisible. The second line was invisible. The third faded away. The fourth made stupid decisions. The defense broke down several times. This was the team's fault. So all of you blaming Rask, or Heinen, or Marchand, or just one other guy, look at everyone else on the roster and really examine why we lost.

what happens on /hoc/ in the offseason?

He should unironically never be working again. How do you coach a Stanley Cup winner to the worst record in the NHL

>laffs

not even close. the shorks have missed the playoffs 6 times in the history of the franchise. buffalel has now missed the playoffs 8 seasons in a row. choking in the playoffs isnt even the same as being so shit you cant qualify.

ya. you can do franchise mode, and fuck around online sometimes

Perhaps they can join by proxy via the Seals? What about Minnesota?

Why would you get that over the regular version?

I like '19 for what it is, threes is fun and when I wanna be a bit more autistic doing a full season or just a playoffs is great

Maplewood

Fuck the "Gotta give it to St Louis" cause no we don't. They're dirty, diving, scumbags. They don't deserve this, after this game maybe neither did we, but I will not congratulate these fucks for a second.

Blues just outplayed them.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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They delude themselves into thinking their 13 babby Cups count. Leafs are BANNED from the club even though they hold the longest drought

cringe
based

if we're going by this
shouldn't the Islanders be soon approaching that time frame? And always the
>laffs

>calling him a jew is racist
>calling a spade a spade is racist

LET ME UP PLEASE!

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>game 7 loss at home
honestly the best possible outcome, these playoffs are deemed....... FUCKING BASED

I can't say the better team won. The Blues set hockey back to the Stone Age. I at least respected the Hawks.

For all the Rask haters in the GDT: yes I wish he had stopped one or two of those goals, but we wouldn’t have even made it to this series without him and he bailed us out again and again all series long.

Seasons over. Jets won. As I uspected.

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They simply didn’t play Bruins hockey:
Can’t beat the goalie? Fuck it run his ass over

No don't give EA your money for a cheaply made product. Fans keep modding NHL 2004 for a reason. youtube.com/watch?v=Hneh7dO5aSM

>shouldn't the Islanders be soon approaching that time frame?
Islanders were a dynasty before you were born

>best line in hockey

>PERFECTION LINE

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you know what i mean though
you fags are obsessed with them and blame everything on them

J
E
T
S

SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

it's not like the boston trannies even care, hockey is probably 4th in their major sports they bandwagon

And Isles not accepted. First requirement is being a Cuplet

Who won the Conn Smyth?

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So how scared were you all?

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Good ol' Ontario boy Ryan O'Reily

The reffing this post season has been consistently horseshit. Not just the blown handpass goal, but also the game winning slew foot. It's hard not to imagine what would have happened if game five had been properly called and the Bruins got a power play instead of the Blues getting a goal off the most blatant penalty non call I can recall. I'm not going to pull a Stacey Abrams, but I feel like this series has an asterisk next to it. Craig Berube cried that his team committed so many penalties in game three and got called for all these penalties in game three. He put the refs on the defense by calling them out for correctly calling the game. The refs were concerned with the appearance of impropriety and deferred all their calls for the next six periods to the Blues because they didnt catch shade from Berube. We let the refs get pushed around by a bitchy head coach over baseless claims. Not just as a Bruins fan, but as a hockey fan in general, this is a huge problem. We now have made coaches complaining an integral part of the sport as it had a legitimate impact on two games of the Stanley Cup finals. Refs need to be above this shit in order to have any validity in the sport.The Blues have been a dirty team and have been entirely rewarded for this. Their strategy this whole postseason has been to injure their opponents and win by attrition. They did it to the Stars. They did it to us. Griz missed two games for his injury and wasnt 100% when he came back. They lost one player for one game in exchange for this. The Blues subreddit acknowledges and embraces this strategy. They have repeatedly been calling for intentionally running into Rask to injure him all series. Unless we change this calculus, more teams will embrace this Hobbsian strategy and why shouldn't they? It works. If you intentionally target the head of another player and he misses games for it, you shouldn't be allowed back until he is cleared to return as well.

where the FUCK is the
>X IS TAKING A SHIT IN Y's MOUTH AND THEY"RE JUST SITTING BACK AND TAKING IT
pasta? Asking for a friend.

few stay sane enough to tell the tales of what they saw in offseason /hoc/

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>all the retards responding angrily to redditposting

>Stay Scared m8

>implying the Bruins would have beaten the fraudulent Caps or Lightning in a series
>implying the Bruins were not themselves fraudulent
>implying the better team did not win

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The reffing this post season has been consistently horseshit. Not just the blown handpass goal, but also the game winning slew foot. It's hard not to imagine what would have happened if game five had been properly called and the Bruins got a power play instead of the Blues getting a goal off the most blatant penalty non call I can recall. I'm not going to pull a Stacey Abrams, but I feel like this series has an asterisk next to it. Craig Berube cried that his team committed so many penalties in game three and got called for all these penalties in game three. He put the refs on the defense by calling them out for correctly calling the game. The refs were concerned with the appearance of impropriety and deferred all their calls for the next six periods to the Blues because they didnt catch shade from Berube. We let the refs get pushed around by a bitchy head coach over baseless claims. Not just as a Bruins fan, but as a hockey fan in general, this is a huge problem. We now have made coaches complaining an integral part of the sport as it had a legitimate impact on two games of the Stanley Cup finals. Refs need to be above this shit in order to have any validity in the sport.The Blues have been a dirty team and have been entirely rewarded for this. Their strategy this whole postseason has been to injure their opponents and win by attrition. They did it to the Stars. They did it to us. Griz missed two games for his injury and wasnt 100% when he came back. They lost one player for one game in exchange for this. The Blues subreddit acknowledges and embraces this strategy. They have repeatedly been calling for intentionally running into Rask to injure him all series. Unless we change this calculus, more teams will embrace this Hobbsian strategy and why shouldn't they? It works. If you intentionally target the head of another player and he misses games for it, you shouldn't be allowed back until he is cleared to return as well.

cope

Best line in hockey
Connor Schief Laine
Byfuglien Niku
brossoit

>Blues Stanley Cup t-shirts already on sale
>commercial for it

And they say the NHL isn't rigged...

IM GOING FUCKING WILD LADS WOOOOOOO

See you next season

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hownu.ru

Please split into 2-3 paragraphs for readability.

You had a player with no helmet and no stick Sprint down the ice and hit a guy so hard that he missed basically the entire series

Its almost as if teams make shit in case they do win... and if they lose.

Woah

Saved that, gonna show it to every bearcucks fan i know

is the 3peat, dare i say, back on?

>replying to reddit copypasta

They can make two commercials.

Somalia boutta get a ship full of "Boston Bruins 2018-19 Stanley Cup Champions" T-shirts

>people will fall for this

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Boston had the easiest fucking path to the Cup. Riding on a hot goalie, and they fucking blew it HAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAH

The losers' shirts end up given to third worlders and written off as charity. no joke.

FUCK OFF LEAF

Missing the playoffs isn't what matters in the eternal losers club you retard, being a Cuplet is

Why is the rat making this face?

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>how does it feel Boston
stings a bit but I'm happy for St Louis fans
Plus like you said it's not like we havent had success recently

>reading anybodies posts
Not my cuppa

Blues got refpuck out the ass to "make up" for the hand pass

The reffing this post season has been consistently horseshit.

Not just the blown handpass goal, but also the game winning slew foot.

It's hard not to imagine what would have happened if game five had been properly called and the Bruins got a power play instead of the Blues getting a goal off the most blatant penalty non call I can recall.

I'm not going to pull a Stacey Abrams, but I feel like this series has an asterisk next to it.

Craig Berube cried that his team committed so many penalties in game three and got called for all these penalties in game three.

He put the refs on the defense by calling them out for correctly calling the game.

The refs were concerned with the appearance of impropriety and deferred all their calls for the next six periods to the Blues because they didnt catch shade from Berube.

We let the refs get pushed around by a bitchy head coach over baseless claims.

Not just as a Bruins fan, but as a hockey fan in general, this is a huge problem.

We now have made coaches complaining an integral part of the sport as it had a legitimate impact on two games of the Stanley Cup finals.

Refs need to be above this shit in order to have any validity in the sport.

The Blues have been a dirty team and have been entirely rewarded for this.

Their strategy this whole postseason has been to injure their opponents and win by attrition.
They did it to the Stars. They did it to us. Griz missed two games for his injury and wasnt 100% when he came back.

They lost one player for one game in exchange for this.

The Blues subreddit acknowledges and embraces this strategy.

They have repeatedly been calling for intentionally running into Rask to injure him all series.

Unless we change this calculus, more teams will embrace this Hobbsian strategy and why shouldn't they? It works.

If you intentionally target the head of another player and he misses games for it, you shouldn't be allowed back until he is cleared to return as well.

You guys do know this means the jets won right?

I mean, they're greatly overrepresented in the porn industry for example

>choking in the playoffs isnt even the same as being so shit you cant qualify.
This isn't the "shit" club, it's the suffering club and there is a hell of a lot more suffering in being so close as to winning and constantly failing than in "well, I guess we aren't in the playoffs again, oh well."

get in here and laugh bros

heh

nothin personnel kid

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im not saying its the only factor. im saying the shorks dont even know what suffering is compared to the buffalel/hongcouver. how do you think choking in the playoffs all the time is worse than not even making the playoffs? you had to be good enough just to make the playoffs.

So Blues only missed the playoffs like 8 times. It's not just about making the playoffs.

oh lawd we are going to get mileage out of this one

Based bloos fuck bosniggers

>inb4 the statistically best team never wins the stanley cup

BOSTON COPE
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>Cantpucks need to vicariously celebrate a cup win as if this is some sort of payback or that had any sort of impact whatsoever this season
Absolutely pathetic, lads

Stay Mad Bearcuck

Cope.

SEETHE

sale rite now on PSN so the ult edition is only like $3 extra but i just wanted to check if the extra stuff is useful cuz i havent played a sports game in years and no idea what that card shit is

why are ruins fans such soibois?
constantly crying to the referee
get beat up in their own arena
dont even riot

based

MDZ was our double agent

>We now have made coaches complaining an integral part of the sport as it had a legitimate impact on two games of the Stanley Cup finals.
this must be someone completed deluded or just really good bait because this literally happens all game every game long across every sport

Atleast you eliminated the laffs.
Hahahahahahahahaah

So we don't get any riots?

I don't even know what's in the ult edition but I'm assuming it's just HUT garbage so I'd save the three bucks

ultimate team in general is an absolute cancer and should be avoided unless you like gambling on lootboxes, and in that case it should still be avoided and you should channel that gambling addiction into scratch offs since at least there you have a chance of making some of the money back instead of getting shiny cards in a video game.

he would have to be a triple agent. >we traded him to the cucks first, they traded him to the blues later.

>OH MY GOSH user THEY DID IT THEY WON THE CUP I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

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did lie nay watch the game tonight?

They'll just remember that the f
Pats won and chill out.

So has it set in that hockey is over?

Still got the draft and free agency. It hasn't hit me just yet

Any anons able to report on the atmosphere in st.louis?

good thing the cfl season starts tomorrow

>be 9 years old, love hockey
>have a glow in the dark stick, play in the drive with with neighbor kids
>move to another state with no one to play with
>forget
>move back to St. Louis
>no time to play
>try to get into watching it again
>blues never do well
>forget
>get into it again this year
>blues win
>miss my glow in the dark hockey stick

>4 months till /hoc/ is back
Really doesn't feel that long of a wait desu. So much better than NFL.

based csposter

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The owner of that M4A4 is some kind of queer

seething
yikes
cope
cringe
have sex

i picked it up in a caz. only one i've ever held.

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Fuck off Perjeet from Brampton

Ok I'll allow it. The sticker is iffy though.

Based the only reason the handpuck even happened was because they ignored a blatant trip. The blues couldnt even get past the sharks without the refs holding their hands and allowing them to concuss with impunity.

Oh caz means casual not case. Now i'm some kind of queer...fuck

Imagine caring about Canuck Collide

Can someone tell me who this "Laila" person is? My mom thought she was a boy.

Why is she being shown everywhere?

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BAsed bloos. nice """"sport"""" we've got here, eh?

Handful of drunk white people yelling gloria

Lots of brown people out committing crimes as usual

Shitty weather
Smells bad
High water

I was right in that one of those teams would win tonight

>feels

Bruins fan here, some may recognize me as a bit of a pest on the main boards. Was able to come to peace and "enjoy"the Blues first Cup after I realized it was over. Genuinely really do like the Blues and would have been thrilled any other year.

Tough pill to swallow but very well deserved for the Blues. Binnington was able to do something tonight Rask never has been able to do or will be able to do. Game was more or less over after the first considering the Blues are so good at locking it down after getting lead, and that 1st period was essentially Binnington showing Rask what it means to be a big game goalie.

Eat my ass you tripfaggot queer homo

you were wrong when you thought tukka was a lock for the conn smythe tho
lmao

>inconsolable

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I guess I am too for taking a screenshot

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I always preferred KC

Based or cringe?

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:DDDDD

yes we, Finland, are one collective mind

i know about your botnet pekka

VERY CRINGE
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Immune disease. youtube.com/watch?v=IYg07c-R_WY

you just know

I’m being honest when I say this.

Home ice advantage in the SCF is legitimately a disadvantage.

Jets won bros

Very cringe. Now this is good Redditposting.

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Thanks. Everywhere I look, it just says she's a "superfan". Even CBC didn't say anything about her, just showing clips of her hanging out with players and shit.

Incredibly cringe but also based because fuck bombston

Nice

What the fuck is wrong with Bruins fans and shitting on Rask. The Bruins wouldn't have gotten past the leafs or the jackets without Rask and the fucking team scored 1 goal.

Very cringe. Any of these nu-age "funny" twitter accounts are reddit as fuck. I blame Vegas.

they did a long time ago while you were off the bandwagon

>relocucks

>why are retards so dumb

the other /hoc/ thread is just a retarded gamethread, fyi.

NEW

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we're over here

Powerful image. 636 here. LFGB

God I hope this fat cunt would die already

sunny baby!