/nrl/

Sledge Thread? Sledge thread.

WESTS TIGERS? MORE LIKE PERTH CATS.

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MOAR LIEK 1300TEETH STADIUM AMIRITE

FUCK THAT BURNS MORE THAN A ZINGER STACKER THE NEXT MORNING

HOPEFULLY TITANS HAVE COME DOWN FROM THAT MASSIVE "SNIIFFFFFF, AH FUCK YEA THATS THE STUFF" HIGH FROM LAST SUNDAY

MAN THAT NORMALLY BURNS THROUGH ME AFTER HALF HOUR AFTER EATING IT YOU LUCKY BASTARD

PARRA DOESNT MATTA

Thank you for the reddit posts mate

BIG OOF

ROOSTERS ROOTED, CHECK, BUNNIES BUGGERED, CHECK, STORM STUFFED.... SHORTLY.
please don't hurt us..

SCO MO GOES FOR THE SHARDS

SURELY SHARTS IS MORE APPROPRIATE IN HIS CASE

ENGADINE SHARTS RLFC

the pedo incel richo

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hmm...how quaint

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/afl/

is

gay

forever.

not

I wanna fuck Margie McDonald in the mouth and cum all over her aging but still attractive face

and Sharks btw

This guy has had infinity more sex than me

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Infinity times zero is still zero lad

Am I a freshie or a cazzie? (serious question)

tipping you're a casual freshcunt

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Feeling emasculated because the bag of carrots I bought are all footlong and coke can thick lads

>eating vegetables

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call me The SuperCoach

>response wasn't "who said i was going to eat them"

absolutely brainlet tier

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Knights @$3.00 against Melbourne is a really good bet. Put your house on it

fuck newcastle

would never be caught dead betting on those cunts

well you were right last week about the broncos losing so i might follow you again this week

just put $0.50 on the knights to win by 80

Trip on faggot.

not sure which trip you are referring to

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le remember 97 man

jamal iffy

uh

richo got the stuffy yuh

Black Ops 4 is about to be played lads.

would fuck then ghost for sure

did you mean to post that in /cric/

The Eternal Levantine

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literally who

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICISE MITCHELL PEARCE FOR BEING A BAD ORIGIN PLAYER! HE WENT UP AGAINST SEVERAL IMMORTALS! WHO CARES IF HE FAILED MISERABLY IN 7 SERIES HE'S THE FORM HALFBACK OF THE COMP RIGHT NOW!

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>johnshit in
>flanaGOAT out
fuck sake, now i don't have a halfback in my sc peem

Good luck, friend Shiggies.

>Johnshit playing
Just bet my house and superannuation on a Raiders 20+ victory

jesus christ learn to fucking speak slater you little dumb cunt

The SuperCoach

youtube.com/watch?v=KxQVHVEe4hM

>being this new

Had 2 packs of chips and a whole pack of tim-tams today, lads

Watch me do the clap lads

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Why is cronullas jersey green tonight?

mixing colours in the wash

>7:50pm kickoff

im literally a vampire

>Basedlan
>taking the defecation

>taking the poo

Reckon an A-league team would get a bigger crowd than that in Canberra

piss poogan

>Fatt Basedlan
>Dosh Poogan

>a layer of Jew on the ground
based Billy Slater invoking the Holocaust

HAIL SEZER

barry check the fuse box

Why are the sharts wearing panthers jersies?

>Fucki

>this refball for the faggotaiders
disgusting

>4-0 penalty count
>not rigged

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>its a bunker checks the footage once from a bad angle episode

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Seething pooark cuckstomers itt

Ooof. Moylan too busy thinking about cucking Trent Merrin.

The absolute state of the sharts

WE WANT 50

>shaun johnson needs to be executed

>chxerri boy

When are we going to make tackles illegal lads

COMEBACK

DOOGZ

Fuck Johnson

>living in canberra

>living

>coconut with sticky stuff on his hands

>Brits retreating like its 1776

>its a shaun johnson fucks everything up episode

>played Xerri
JUST

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my cunt wife won't get off the Xbox. I wanna play halo

got my husband on a string ladies

>Jared Mullen named 14th man

that's it sick of /afl/. going to be posting here exclusively from now on

Guess my weight lads

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What should I yell at Fifta?

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B
I
F
F

What the hell is that cartoon niglet on the ads around the field

CAM ON FIFITA SCOAR SOME FACKING GOALS

Based

Are you lads ready for the Pearce Redemption arc?

>Nickel Cock-Stab

107kg, 185cm

>Cody Walkgod refuses to sing the anthem
>Gets axed
HOLY.
FUCKING.
BASED.
The white man keeping the blackfulla down again

I actually hate New South Wales lads. Nothing but a boys club that gets paid to win once every 5 years

Can't wait till Mitchell has another shit game and all the boomer "greats" come out and say its not his fault but every one else in the team should be dropped

my new vibe came in the post today! now I can actually feel somewhat sexually satisfied on a saturday evening when jamal and milky can't pop round

DOOOOOOOOOGZ
Dugan redemption arc activated

Johnson redemption arc activated

raidGODs

Why do the sharks need refball when raiders are already choking this hard

>taking the poo when you have momentum

Was considering playing Simmonson over Klokstad, but pussied out

>taking the poo
Raiders on losing the match watch

>Shite-on

Jej. Wighton having a dog of a game. Bye bye 14th man gig.

I played CNK because i had no other options. Cant fucking wait for super trade week so i can dump some of my shitters.

COTRIC DEAD

RIP ankle

Amputation incoming

Cotric hurt. Based Fergo is back lads!!!

Based wade graham with a cheeky 50 grand on QLD

Cotric out, Ramien in, up up the Newcastle Blues

Sezer dead from a slap. Based Turk.

>Fergo back
>Poorce back
>Lodge probably getting picked

I swear NSW are trying to pick the most unlikeable team possible

Is there a bigger whiny bitch in the game than Bateman? Mitchell Moses doesn't count.

Absolute shameless refball

Reminder that Andrew Fifita is the most important player in Rugby League history

Kys. This has been well officiated

Cotric was already gettin dropped for Trbojevic, cazzie

>fatfata blatantly shoulder charges sezer
>penalty cronulla

gib screenshot of that big unit behind the canberra goal

>numales actually think that was a shoulder charge

>shoulder charge
www.opsm.com.au

I'm such a fat piece of shit.

>raiders get refbaled to victory
Yawn

virgin townsend

Realistically, how long can Melbourne remain a consistently top 2 side? I'm so sick of them winni g minor premierships.

>be me
>play ARL game on my Windows 95 PC
>kick field goal every time I get within 30 meters.
>never lose
A shit team like the Tits should try this.

BASED SCOMO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
LABOR TRANNIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

>not just getting your fastest player to run around the the entire team like in the 2003 NRL game

Darren Albert and Joven Clarke were the GOATs

Depends mate, Newcastle have delivered the kiss of death to the Roosters and the Rabbitohs, the Storm may be next which will open the way for the Knights v Sharks grand final

>ITS THE OLD RUN BACKWARDS TRICK

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>Ponga vs Moylan
Name a more kino grand final

>knights v sharks grand final

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ARL 96 with Rabs on commentary and the odd chime in by Fatty? That game was the fucking shit.

>Knights v Sharks GF
>40,000 at ANZ including 20,000 free tickets
>Nine decide to show Coming to America and show the game on delay after the late news.
>I get chucked out of Northies like most Sunday nights.

What now, my fellow chads?

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>feed scrum
>keep ball inside
>push scrum downfield, twisting and turning along the way

Yes mate.
>that'll bring rain
>t.Rabs on every fuckin kick

bit of a mixed bag from the "experts" this week
sending my power to the fullwogs to bring a wipeout

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Ask her how long ago she got her implants

That's a surprising amount of titties picks

John BASEDman

Why are they all tipping the spoonboys?

BASED Allana tipping GOATcastle

pooboys 6-7 la not a terrible record

is it true that megan barnard is dating dan ginnane?

They have played terribly in every game except round 1. They just look so slow and clueless and the good old cowboys to try line defence is back. Can't believe these dumb cunts signed Drinkwater instead of the superior Papenhauzen

Anyone else here go to the gym?

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no

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based post

looks like our sc match will be a close one

hopefully.

Gymmy is a mascot for club lime a local chain of gyms

I can confirm this. Used to essentially live in Belconnen.

honestly want to allana

Based belcompton poster

I lied. Technically it was Bruce.