/hoc/ game 7 edition

If the refs hadn't handed bloos the series sharks would have bootyblasted the broons in 5

blues

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This is the worst post season since Idon't know when.

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Prepping for some crushing disappointment tonight lads

>corona
gonna be a yikes from me lads

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Why do they put t: lauren at the end of what they are saying?

ayy lmao

Step aside

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A bit curious how you procured this jpg.

think I got the blues desu

N E W
E
W

>tfw Stella
W&B

finnish fem pepe is le cute

so rude

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Don, is that you?

>

JUST DROP THE FACKING PUCK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Post ending in 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9 or 0 and blues win

What are the states with based Stella Artois?

...

will laine watch tonights game?

USA beverage selection is a big yikes.

>mike's

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Dubs and the Bruins sweep in 7

Digits determine who scores the gwg

for me it's strohs

They're all shit

nevada, montana, and the top half of lousiana for some reason

Three comedy chevrons and the board name and then the post number, nybög.

aaahhh fuck it, I give up. some thread on /ck/

Montana's all you need to know lad

Boston!

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Fuck reroll

Reroll

silver peon fans love that shit apparently

from east to west
connecticut
new york
half of louisiana (presumably equal split)
oklahoma
montana
nevada

Thats a dude?

Guys can you please reply to my first post to this thread? Thank you.

I only drink Miller Lite (tallboys)

Let me help you friend

Sean Kuraly it is

We have a lot of wops here

>Tuukka Rask
That surname indicates that his ancestor was a soldier for the swedish army.

thanks friends :)

No

I unironically apprecaite Budweiser
And a cold Corona is pretty enjoyable

Last two digits is how many minutes after "puck drop" they actually drop the puck.

That'll be Finland right ?

Fucking 4th liner shorks gave up for jones

>his ancestor was a soldier for the swedish empire army.
ftfy

I hope Bruins fans do the right thing and boo his selfish ass. He showed his true colours when he refused to go with the team to the White House. A right wing lunatic who only cares about himself and not the team.

neat

accurate

So you also are upset at people who decide to skip out on the White House to see the current President, yes?

Most types of beer have their time and place tbf

What if hockey pucks were little cakes that the players could eat??

Total false equivalence. The current president is a racist bigot who puts children in cages and calls immigrants "animals". Obama was well-respected by everyone except right wing nut jobs.

Going to the doctors for a checkup lads

This. There is simply nothing wrong with budweiser

>tom brady
>wears a blue color professionally

OH NO NO NO

deep pucks

How would you then go about cleaning them?

Ivan barbashev

Based. I just went for the first time in a decade this morning.

What's the diagnosis

Good luck on the penis inspection

fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sotilasnimi

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How old is this post?

Thank you to whomever replied to my first post.

Carl Gunnarsson

YOuare like a little babby

observe a glorious bruins victory

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/ourguy/ #63

Chara, own goal

The team who scores the most goals will win tonight's hockey game. (Blues)

Pretty sure Thomas was boycotting all of the federal government, not just Obama. Didn't matter who was in office.

yeah more like the red, white, and blue blood running through his veins yee haw

Looking forward to the NHL 20 reveal desu

I draw the line at Budweiser. If you live in a Budweiser state, either run the state or run away.

think i'll skip the game tonight and watch anime instead

The Goaltender who lets in the fewest goals tonight will win the Conn Smythe (Rask)

also checkem

Garry has this one pretty tight lipped it seems

god why is idaho so based

Because potatoes

It's hot as fuck in the summer and Mike's are unironically refreshing.

roll

Conn smythe nominees
Blues
O’reilly
Binnington
Schwartz

Bruins
Rask
Bergeron
Pasternak

It'll be Rask, unless he shits the bed tonight
Or
RoR, if he becomes a one-man army tonight

lol idaho is not hot at all. try coming to rhode island that's hot. I'll be back in idaho in a couple of weeks can't wait

>Idaho
Also West Virginia is the only correct state, Yuengling is fucking delicious, an I’m from California
Also, Corona from lime w/ glass bottle on the beach is the only way to drink Corona

imo as a bloos fan, rask, unless he >binnish goaltending in game 7

lol no

Rask
Johansson
McAvoy

But it'll be rask regardless of tonight

Asked the 8 ball again.

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Its hotter where I live in Idaho than the whole state of Rhode Island

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There are Costcos bigger than Rhode Island.

onion rings?

this sucks

Yeah temperature wise but the humidity in Rhode Island literally sucks your soul out of your pours. Today was nice though.

I was in Idaho last summer and it was 93 but felt a solid 20 degrees cooler than here. Your weather is god tier every part of the year I'm moving there as soon as I'm done with school

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Going to the gym later with the gf.

Also go knights

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Idaho sucks, mountains are for pussies

isn't this your wife

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Let's go Bruins!! fuck up dab loose and trigger errybody

Your mom has a lovely ass.

Mountains are aesthetic af you wimp

Believe me it's so much nicer in idaho. Winter here is god awful its just freezing rain there's not even any snow. And Summer is brutally humid. There's also no spring or fall it's just frigid rain from november to may and then hellfire from june to september. I love my state because it lets me be a bruins and pats fan but I hate it for everything else.

would spank/10

You seen one, you’ve seen them all.
Valleys are where it’s at, pussy

>a bruins AND pats fan

oof

ive also never been to boise I've only ever been to St. maries and wallace

Your mom's valley is where it's at
Bow chicka wow wow

and sox lol. The celtics became cringe when they had no white people. IT was based asf though

>not even any snow
What a retard you are.

why do people even use twitter? every day is just something new that trannies seethe about

Valleys are more likely to have caves compared to mountains, look it up

Hell no. I wouldn’t marry in my 20s

You answered your own question

Fact: the only cool yank state is Alaska

I use it for hockey news and porn

alaska is a canonically dixie state

Its not even Massachusetts tho

Our climate and landscape is far superior to that of any other state and all at reasonably close distances. The only reason we let you lot root for our teams is because we feel bad for you

Also things are much nicer here on the west side of the state

added caveat, caves are cool to explore

We call all states "yanks" in canuduh

cringe and bluepilled

god why do americans have such shit taste in beer

You're all fuckin yanks to us m8 sorry to break it to ya

Molson ain't much better.

When I lived in Morgantown bars didn't even have Yuengling on tap, yet in PA it's as common as water.

lol i've lived here my whole life what are you talking about. There was borderline zero snow this winter just gross rain and stupid clouds. I live above the Mason Dixon line for a reason I want some FREAKING SNOW for god's sake

Don't even get me started on the roads. EVERY SINGLE DAY I have to drive from BRISTOL through Warren, and Barrington, down the trail and over the WORST ROAD IN THE NATION I-195 EAST. Bumper to bumper traffic every single day and then I am RELIEVED to get onto 95 adn then I have to drive to CRANSTON, aka the ARMPIT of the universe

all that just to get to the driving range

stellas is pretty good desu

Dos Equis Amber (+lime) is best

Old Style Pilsner is the best in the land

Last year sure it barely snowed. But for like 4 years prior there was snow in lewiston

Having a constant obsession with trans people when nobody else even mentions them is not healthy and only spiraling you further away from ever having normal conversations.

I actually enjoy hockey. I hope everyone has a good time watching it and playing it.

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Shut up discord tranny
Nobody axed your opinion

I just audibly rolled my eyes at this post this is exactly why I say the west side of mass is the best place to live

Case in point.

kek seething tranny

Xheattle Dickgirls

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Have 4 cans of beer and some spanish meat, can wait for broons to be heemed

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Feck off ya simp

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Carne asada?

Everything sucks.

Sorry Janis but the Bruins are gonna win 2nite

We might not get in the top 10 but we still export an assload of hockey talent despite being a tenth of your population

it literally is much better and it's not even that good

youtu.be/Q7mgLe4h_e4

Mostly twinks and busts though like Marner and McMeme

YEAH HOW MANY FRICKING POTHOLES ARE TEHRE IN LOS ANGELES!!! AND THEN I TAKE MY CREAKING AND CRACKING 2002 VOLVO TO (((STEINGOLD))) AND THEY CHARGE ME 1200 shekels to tell me that the LIGHT'S BROKEN!!!

If you never scored a hat trick in your little league career you don't deserve to post on /hoc/

Jamon and cecina :)

Ruins are gonna get bootyblasted hard

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/hoc/ is a 30+ board

and? Lewiston is in Maine.

Nocap though I was in Saco this saturday for new englands and it was mighty fine there

What team do you cheer for? I guarantee there's some juggernaut Canadians carrying the team

I could have, but my knees ...

>haha mcmeme is a bust

I once scored three goals from behind the net (and one from in front) in the same game I get credit for that right?

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Hi I’m Pete, from Pittsburgh

Based and boomerpilled

Go sleep, Connor

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Crosby is a nuck and he gifted u a cup

>nuck
He’s from the land of Hal which transcends Canada

Crosby is American just like Lemieux.

Even tho i threw a hissy fit and swore never to come back here i shall be posting for a SCF game 7

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not him but bretty sure other than Bergeron, marchand, debrusk, heinen the stanley cup's not adding any canadian names tonight

smol coc hoc
BIG DIC CRIC

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fuck the bruins

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one time when i was playing minor hockey i scored a goal with a few minutes left in the game and the little kids playing in the game after mine were watching. you could hear them cheering and clapping for my goal. felt good.

this year there were hundreds because it actually rained

Nova Scotia is a bunch of stuck up cunts that pretend they're better than newfies because they used to speak Gaelic

Is this why Hal is so based?

it has nothing to do with the rain it's FREAKING GINA RAIMONDO the GAINS GOBLIN making potholes in the middle of the night so I can't get to the GYM ON TIME

chekked

also checkem

>hal
>based
retard can't even spell consistency

Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

friendly reminder that if you believe the Blues will win then you are wrong simply because Tuukka has yet to get shook this postseason, and Bings has gotten chased twice in this series alone.
>inb4 le finnish goaltending meem

sam>ted (unironically)

What about me?

Who the fuck is will?

No one else matters

He’s a nice lad from William’s Lake

Sounds like a fag, no wonder you rated him so high.

better question, who the fuck are any of those people?

>Johansson

Hold your horses there, friend. He's been good, not dominant.

>McAvoy
Wat.

Cooking some kraft dinner right now ngl

who?

Proper ranking
me > sam > bracketnon > yumaposter > hal > everyone else > ted > yinzers > a fat pile of dog shit > the florida panthers > PK subban > malcom subban > randy

>PA
>Budweiser
Bullshit. I'm from the Philly area and now live in Pittsburgh (i.e. I've got plenty of experience with the whole state). Almost everyone who drinks beer in Pennsylvania, drinks Yuengling.

gotta leave it all out there tonight, boys. play every shift like its your last.

Rolling for GWG player

i love all my hoc bros equally

Love you too man, no homo

True. Also Iron City is literally a meme beer to anybody under 50.

have you been watching? those two have been complete gods.

I love burgerman as much as anybody but he's been far from his best.

I also love pasta but He's obviously been high on painkillers for half of the playoffs.

a little under 3 hours now

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if I were one of the players I’d be shitting myself

crazy intense pressure

they have been dreaming of this moment for as long as they can remember

if I’m dreaming about a girl i spill my spaghetti when I’m near her

all the more to reason to be shitting

yfw da broons win da stan lee cup

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i'm just a fat slob living vicariously through them and i'm shitting my pants

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>Iron City
I tried some when I moved to Pittsburgh just to see what the hype was about (my yinzer uncle used to always rave about how good it is) and was thoroughly disappointed; it really is a meme beer. Big fan of Yuengling, though.

Any of y'all wanna versus me in Soul Caliber 6? I'll fuck you up with my nunchucks and you won't even getta chance 2 flinch

i unironically always get those cheesy goosebumps and shivers during a game like this lads, especially when they show shots of the crowd when the teams take the ice and the anthem

Me be pretty happy bcuz the vanucks fans will rage and piss out their assholes bcuz the canucks don't have any cups

going to need a lot of booze for this one lads

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But why did they shoot the confetti tho?

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dark souls 2 is the only game I ever pvped in and I would fucking bury you

I think it appeals to redditors such as yourself.

In little league I used to wear #4

what a coincidence, about to drop a stinky rask rn

must-win game tonight for either team, lads

Stan Lee cup final games should be played in a different stadium to both teams.
To negate the whole "home ice advantage" shit and make it more fairer all around.

>"home ice advantage"
doesn't exist.

Just get rid of the regular season while we're at it, literally no reason for it.

Fuck off with your euro shit

like with the Super Bowl. I like that idea. just make sure the pre-designated arena is for a team that is guaranteed to not make the ploffs that year

Got 4 beers to drink watching the game, bruinsbro. I also have some shitty bourbon but that's only if I get desperate (it tastes like battery acid and gave me a horrible hangover last time I drank it)

>home ice advantage

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>home ice advantage
Why are Brits so retarded about ice hockey

Whenever the NCB theme goes off ("Bum, bum-bum-bum Bum, bum-bum-bum Bum, bum bum Bum bum bum bum Bum") my cat runs over and looks at the television intently, then loses interest and goes back to whatever she was doing.

all stan lee cup games should be played in helsinki desu

honestly, in my opinion, whoever wins this game is going to be the stan lee champion

they should not play a game at all and give the cup to the team that has the most likes on Twitter

back to /dominicanswing/ with you

Good idea. Gary should also have be a one game series, and the first team to score 10 goals wins and play doesn't stop until that happens. After the 4 hour mark, if neither team has reached 10 goals, multipuck begins.

>Got 4 beers to drink watching the game
not enough. not even close.

How must win is this game seven?

for me, its whistling or humming the Coaches Corner theme or the HNIC one

bold take

For me it's never watching the retarded boomer faggot known as don cherry and knowing that he will die in my lifetime.

>home ice advantage

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Nah, they should be played in Lapland.
If neither team wins the draft can't start.

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GUYS DON'T YOU JUST LOVE DON CHERRY???

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numales and far lefties in general don't like Cherry.

>using memes wrong

*blocks your path*
*bootyblasts you while living rent free in your head*

dont even care since its last game until october
NIGGERS STINK JANNIES ARE TRANNY KIKES FUCK /CRIC/

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDENFUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDENFUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN. FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN

NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER

i don't think you get the meme kid

low effort

Leave kippers alone

You can't win a shitposting fight against Finland, newfag.

Shut up K*****s

OMG GUYS GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY USING BASEDBOY MEMES WRONG
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH HNIC WITH THE LADS LATER BTW I'M GAY

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HNIC is only for redpilled men.

Obama gon' pay my mowgage.

You better STOP making fun of don cherry RIGHT THIS INSTANT

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>/hoc/ will never stream old Rock 'em Sock 'ems

Post cat pic

No, Mr. Rutherford, a trade to Minnesota does NOT work for me.

>"I never miss Coaches Corner. I also grew up watching Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Hockey and own the box set."

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Way too much work to take a picture and somehow move it from my cell phone to my dedicated shitposting thinkpad.

>Mike's hard lemonade
HAHAHAHAHA
>No Miller High Life
Shit list

>Johansson is a god
>Johansson has 2 points in the last 8 games and is -1 in the finals

Again, he's solid but Coyle has been better. Charlie "mac the lad" McAvoy is good, but not great. He disappeared for a few games in the finals. I've watched every game.

>"Why yes I am a fan of the St Louis Blues hockey team. How did you know?"

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>i enjoy the analysis of mike milbury

Why is Rantanen stealing Puljus shtick?

FUCK mike milbury

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>and then he said "0/10 plastic aaayyys would not bang"

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ayy lmao

Fuck off Chambers

>hates fighting
>literally went into the stands and beat up a fan

I'm thinking arby's

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Not for that but for him being a GM. Fuck him forever

Rask, empty net.

Look at this 7

hmmm

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Wish we had Arbys in Canada, we dont have any fast food places where you can pick up beat up pussy on the fly.

>Schenn
Fitting for the ex flyer to kill boston

>"Stream? As in you have to watch the game on a 20 second delay in sub-4k resolution that can get shutdown any minute? Haha bro how poor are you?"

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Have you been to the spike?

Yashin and DiPietro love him.

there are a couple here but they are way out in the suburbs. dont know who wants to drive 30+ minutes for fast food.

There is one in Vancouver

Never heard of her

Quite a few clowns and jokers in /hoc/ today, any of you kids wanna drop the gloves and go a round or two?

>Rask, empty net.
so Berube pulls Binnington when it's tied, then Tuukka scores from his own end? or the puck gets flipped onto the bench and he knocks it in from there?

hownu.ru

And 9/10 people would’ve rather had louongo, chara and spezza instead

NEW THREAD

She's a nice lady

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obviously the blose have a delayed penalty and pietrangelo takes a big clapper and rask manages to make a kick save and the rebound goes all the way into the empty net

That's a man

>"c-can i have two b-bombston ticke- UH YEAH BRO GIVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE ST. LOUIS BLUES VICTORY PARADE"

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could be, could be

>keeping chris philips over chara

Yikes

are those turds floating in those semen shakes?

me on the right

did he get vegana?

milbury had personal issues with luongo. it wasnt going to work out in the long run anyway.

How can you not tell those are obviously oreos or do you frequently make a poo in milk shakes?
Is that normal behavior in whatever backwater flyover shithole you reside in?

FUCK YOUUUUUUU

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Awaiting the hour of Boston losing
Your cup slips away
Raining blood
From a lacerated ass
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood

Blues sweep tonight

Islanders had chara if they never traded him for fucking yashin, and the pick used to draft spezza. Dumbass milbury traded him for gold

For me it's Farah Nasser

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what are the best memes this final?

well it's obviously an indian guy so I wouldn't be surprised if he's eating where he shits

Ukrainian whores

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joe pavelski blood sacrifice

As time goes by I've learned that "superstars" are all overhyped and hockey has been a deeply rooted team sport since day one

would eat her pussy for sure

Fucking retard anyway. Worst GM this team had, and that’s with fucking snow

chara never became a good defender until he left the island. hard to say if he would have for sure improved if he stayed. he played 4 seasons there and didnt do anything.
its a bad trade, yea, but chara wasnt exactly anything special when he was on the islanders.

2/10 would not bang

me

Games and series being so fucking spread out that even if you manage to give a shit you'll forget about it by the time the next game happens

Fuck gary

Lol, what a fuckin asshole. Hope he gets suplexed after disrespecting a guy and turning his back like that.

it's definitely Rask destroying the >Finnish goaltending meme

ayy
final
meaning STL - Broons

There is still time for >Finnish goaltending to rear it's head, user.

So the hotness of nonwhites is how close they can get to white? I can jive with that

That 2005-2006 senators team was underrated. He's a meme now but Chris Phillips was a dependable rock and so was Wade Redden

>even ukraine says ayyy

Wow no wonder white people are going extinct

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Vegass and S***ks fans getting insanely assmad over their teams choking

ayy lmao

I can assure you that North Dakota is most definitely not Corona

>Gayer

would love to give her some sex

/hoc/ psychologically cooked AGAIN

Who also was a former islanders pick jesus fuck

>Colorado
>Not Coors
top jej

>flyover humor betrays their unfathomable retardation

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imagine being karson kuhlman
>captain your dogs to a natty
>win the cup replacing the absolute shitter that is david backes the following year
wew

Gonna go rub out a pre game 7 cum lads.

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based pedoanon

hell yeah borther i cummed twice today so i stay cool during this playoff game. jackmaxx

Doubt you are virale enough to make it 7 times before the game starts

Take out your trash and post your gf's nudes

Is it weird that i dont like women in dresses?

>being this beta
Sad!

Yes.

how was that a bad trade exactly? byran berard won the calder his first year on the islanders. the bigger "issue" they traded him to the laffs for basically nothing.

how long is your refractory period /hoc/?

noine minutes

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about an hour, including her making me dinner

>Eating pussy?! Disgusting!

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Is randy posting all the soiboy images, lads?

>tfw i’m going to be watching Game 7 alone in my room because I have no friends

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only bluepilled men eat pussy

>eating pussy for the pleasure of the woman and not for your own enjoyment
OUCH!

We're your friends, user.

what hurt you?

I'll be with you in spirit user just make sure you have a beer opened for me

i'll watch it with you bud

>tfw not old enough to drink and no friends to buy beer for you

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Are you team Jack or team Tanner?

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I'll be watching it in my livingroom by myself, nobody else cares about hockey in my house. I'm too shook to even post in the gamethreads

Jesus you watch it with me in spirit then ill have a beer ready for your underage ass haha

Make a fuckin game thread

Would watch the game with my mom but she's been wigging out something fierce lately.

Binningon pulled down 1 goal, Rask eng, blues score one before the end, making it a Rask gwg

>90 minutes early

reminder that 8:20 is the correct time for puck drop

tell her to stop being a crack whore

shall be watching the game with mom and pops

Why don't you come over and give her a good dicking?

Did I fucking stutter?

because I don't want to touch that

hard pass nice trips dough

anyone else just not care about the outcome? this has probably been one of the least hyped finals since maybe kings vs devils

Come on lad, it'll be your good deed for the day. Building treasures in heaven and all that jazz.

>least hyped
>he doesnt remember pittsburgh nashville

that was a chance for the pens to 2peat, so it was somewhat hyped

desu here to watch the last game of the year and shitpost

Would rather the blues win just for those boston tears but yah honestly don't really care either way.
It'll probably be a gay ass blowout by boston anyway.

>least hyped
uwot

all of the hype has been redirected to niggerball

me too

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it's been a good final though, only game 3 was shit

this is the biggest game of the last 10 years fucking casual

Hurry up already stupid ice faggots

b-but this is an epic rematch from 1970!

80 bings

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kind of surprised they didnt try to push orr more. i guess zoomershits dont know who he is so gary has to get acts like lilnasx instead.

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why is backes scratched?

Soon lads

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he's shit

he's slow and ineffective, his replacement kuhlman had a great game 6

cassidy doesnt want to mess around with the roster that won 6

HEY ASSHOLE YOU GOT TICKETS FOR 'ONIGHT?

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he's slow as balls and debrusk needs someone who can keep up on his wing

>it's about time to make a new thread

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Doubt Cassidy wants to risk unwanted penalties tonight
He has been an on-and-off healthy scratch several times this playoffs I'm pretty sure

it takes effort to get this big

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great doctor

does it? i imagine eating sugary shit and drinking soda all day while never even going for a walk must be pretty easy

youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw
pretty good song, lads

its 420 lmao

God damn based

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>go to instagram to check out insta thots
>run into nothing but footsluts
h-help

yes that takes a lot of effort. ever just lay still for hours? it's pretty unbearable.

>not the neil diamond version
wew

ISAM COUNTRY KARELIA PERKELE SAUNA AX WIFE 6-1 house floor BOAT TAR tall oil soap SMG BEAR LYNX WOLF Kossu liquor Pontikka FOREST THANK 39-45 VETERAN MANNERHEIM Juti RILLAA SEPPO RÄTY MIKA HÄKKINEN heart attack Diabetes SATA KOSKENKORVA BIRCH WIFE DOG SAUSAGE domestic violence CHILD POTATO sauna heater hangover KALEVALA fire coffee WINTER SIMO Häyhä SUOMI_KONEPISTOOLI PERKELE VITTU SATA by vascular diseases, high blood pressure, heart attack HOME ALCOHOLISM WINTER VITTU DOG BASEMENT CANCER Puikula yeast infection insesti cousin PORO FARM LAPPISH ARMY vaginal VITTU SATA KELE SISU SALMIAKKIKOSSU Isänmaa sausage JOHN SHIRT SOUTHERN CROSS FLAG Mämmi SAUNA PERKELE VITTU AKAN CARRYING ILMAVEIVI BEAR Mölkky OLVI TANGO MARKET 6-1 GLIDER IN 1995 2011 KARJALA BACK SIMO HALK MANNERHEIM PAAVO NURMI TALVISOTA CARBON DRIVE CANCELED TANKS FISHING NEEKER NUTRITION FISHING SATAN FINLAND SMG Fazer Blue BEAR KARELIA KOFF LAHTI BLUE LAPIN GOLDEN ROOSTER Olvi Sandels WIFE beaten up UKKO METSO boot throwing Nuijasota MÖKKITIE type II diabetes Jaloviina drowning at Midsummer Swamp Soccer Club War HK: N BLUE COTTAGE JETTY type II diabetes KUMMELI TONY HALME HK n BLUE SQUARE FOUND 6-1 type II diabetes WHITE LION CONVENTION MEN past ARMY WOMEN SIVARIIN women are not LYYÄ WIFE muzzle SATA ANGRY BIRDS TAR Bark Bread PINE DEFENSE PROFIT FINLAND-NEITO paints PERKELE HOME USKONTO ISÄMMAA MUUMIMAAN Halonen SAMULI KESKINEN LORDI Salmelainen SANTA TURHAPURO SIBELIUS Vainamoinen JUICE the mark ARMY UNKNOWN SILVIS TALVISOTA CONTINUE TO CONTINUE MANNERHEIM FINNISH MACHINERY RK 62 PERSONALISM SCHOOL DOGS AUSTRIA NORDIC TANGO MARKET kerjäläinen SUICIDE TURKU MUSTARD SAUSAGE Mustamakkara POTATO RYE BREAD Salmiak Kossu SALMIAKKIKOSSU LÄSKISOOSI DECREASED BEAR SECOND BIRCH SECOND SPRING WINTER spring JUHANNUS log PINOT VIHTA-Project CONTRA SAUNA LAKE AVANTO ridge MM95 SKI JUMPING SKI Wife Carrying Swamp Soccer FORMULA Kimi FINNISH BASEBALL-rally liquor RALLI KEKKONEN

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You also had to have shitty parents who made you obsese as a kid to start.

biggity based

1 BONG

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>less than 40 minutes away
>but 20 game preshow

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Ohio with Mike's lol what a shit state

Literally not even beer how fucking dumb can you be

neil diamond fucking sucks
t. red sox fan

fug oh shid :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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gimi :DDD

>93395837

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>Ohio
user...........

That is why no one will remember your name

Predictions?
For me, it's 4-3 for the Blues

MAKE A FUKIN GAME THRED

Three (3)

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this but the opposite

FIN
LAN

these whole ploffs have been a meme. this game is probably going to follow suit.

93395937
who????

>have guitar lessons at 7
>game will 4-0 by the time i get back
should i even bother turning it on?

last digit is number of OTs

post some great moments from the past year lads

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it's the biggest get of the year, how can that possibly be topped?

>he doesn't know based gimi
fucking casual get off my spii

6-2 bruins

playing my guitar rn lad. i wish i could go to lessons, i'm not very good

just play for 3 hours a day every day for the next 6 months

why didnt this thread turn into an autistic microbrew argument

Would welcome a meme game 7 desu

*takes off ice skates*
*is 5’7*

pixel placing autism was fun for that one week.

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i play a couple hours a day. i'm pretty good with chords (ncluding barres), and can play the rhythm of most songs i look up. but don't know shit about scales/lead literally at all. it's my own fault, i just don't know where to start with them.

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>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every time

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/cric/ just called saying they’re on their way. You guys remembered to get those vegetarian snacks, right?

get lessons if you can, even if it's like once a month.
also start piano asap, it'll help you learn everything about music theory since piano is the base.

>game about to start
>starts raining and lose satellite signal
Why god? Why????

>paying for lessons when everything you need to know is on youtube

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fucking binlan

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also, check out daveconservatoire.org/ and musictheory.net/

bit of mixed emotions lads. excited for game 7 but sad it's all over. :(

I shit on the floor to make them feel at home

>how to learn incorrectly 101

i remember when like 7 of us made that hockey rink together. was pretty based

a lot of those were me desu
based rink bro

...

thanks buddy. maybe i'll pick up a cheap keyboard soon
i've heard that justinguitar is a good free service, i'ma check him out

does anyone remember me talking about a dead rabbit I saw a few weeks ago? probably not, but I wanted to post that it still hasn't been dealt with and has disintegrated into the ground. its metal af desu

I removed like half of that giant Kingdom thing by myself desu

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this. eventually you'll plateau and won't be able to get any better.

see ya forever /hoc/ general, I'm out after tonight and offseason threads are universally cancer sooo...

Still was bloated today, lads. I don’t think it’s gas, possibly constipation. I just picked up some milk of magnesia, how quickly does it work?

>Idaho hot
>Rhode Island hot
nigga, come to Arizona! now that's hot!!

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calm down

Justin is good, but i've been using Martys services alot. Easy to understand for me.

bro you need to do a water fast for a day. it worked for me, you need to give your digestive system a rest and clear that shit out

see you tomorrow (tonight)

>not sticking around for the draft and free agent frenzy

i think i'm gonna pick up a guitar hobby in the offseason

laxatives make you feel worse generally when you're bloated
t. feel that way often and have tried everything

...

miralax worked wonders for me when i thought i was literally going to die of constipation one time. i had drank nothing but water for like a week and still nothing would budge until i got miralax. i was cleaned out within a day and a half.

last digit is how much the blues score

Ya man and then you can bust it out at parties and imoress everyone

>same officials as game 6
>5 on 3 PP confirmed first 5 minutes

i'll check him out too, i think i've watched a song tutorial or two from him. thanks buddy

t. bayer shill

learning an instrument is a waste of time unless you plan on gigging regularly

>board someone
>proceed to shoot the puck into the crowd
WTF REFS

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or maybe it's just fun ya simp diddly faggot

not true pleb

that's not true at all

That was such a fun night.

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what are some good shoegaze songs?

>laffs

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>turn on NBC
>they're playing some red carpet shit
Great..

there are none

having skills and hobbies is essential to your life not being boring as shit

next on cbc hometown hockey the inspiring tale of some injun who played hockey instead of getting drunk all day

Whirr - Ease

youtube.com/watch?v=hY549BYeRNQ

so fucking good

Well, I’ll try it if it doesn’t get better by tomorrow. I almost never get constipated or bloating, but I’ve recently shifted my diet very radically

>tfw new coworker who wears tight colourful pants and has a fat ass is married

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>suicide
>is clearly pushed

Jesus stl sold out 2 fucking stadiums just to watch the game on the megatron

No problemo bro.

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you're saying a puppet doesn't have autonomy? I'm shocked

shitposting is not a skill/hobby

Would be fun to go to desu

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r'ing "standings"

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM
Yep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we got ourselves into this situation.

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Here you go la

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yes it is

I wonder if Fenwayis doing that. That'd be really fun, especially since RedSox already played

thanks, feel this should be updated to reflect their utter btfo'ing. will see what I can do

Too bad i live an hour away and wouldnt be able to drive home cuz i would get completley wasted regardless of the outcome haha

M8 there are like a million people in the greater toronto area watch the game at viewing parties. Hockey is not shit.

Yeah there are like 800 white trash hicks in my little town that dont watch hockey soooooo

KEK the absolute shame

Forgot this even happened. What a terrible playoffs.

will you make a new /hoc/ or will it get mistaken for a gamethread?

what is this new meme of naming game threads /hoc/?

new

/hoc/ would unironically take any pussy it can get. Much less these fine specimens of femininity.

strims gg/t1tv

lets go boys