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Is this the cursed images thread?

>That opening
>Absolute state of Messhit

>knowing chess
Hey virgin

This is the blessed images thread

>Messi playing with the white pieces
>Ronaldo playing with the dark
>This was the last time they spoke as friends
Bravo!

marcello lippi managing them

kek

This lmao

FUCKING KEK

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Why is aubameyang in brazil kit though?

My foockin sides

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Isnt this move ilegal?

Based but france cucks cant say the absolute state of anything right now. Go order dominoes through uber eats

>Hey granpa, what's the meaning of your sleeve tattoo?
>You know kid, I used to cosplay this football player back in the day...

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fake tattoo sleeves user

Not illegal, just shit

>Absolute state of your english

Your uber eats is waiting user. Dont let your pizza get cold.

tfw watching comfy ligue 1 on my conforama couch while eating food I ordered with Uber eats

Does this game really happened?
Where we can find the moves played in the game?

Pizza places already have their own delivery process retard

whats wrong with uber eats?

>Mfw that burger will probably eat more dominos through uber eats than any other frenchie here

Well order some dominos french cuck

implying you fags know why this move is shit

nerd

being overemotional is cringy af

Dominoes is disgusting probably because it's american

Having uber eats as your league name is even worse

don't lie to me you just ordered that through Uber eats

big fucking deal, fatty

Acquire sex

You're the one with uber eats and dominos

the virgin Grob's attack
vs
the chad Lisbon gambit

And you are the ones being fat

Might I suggest using favor from now on? It's cheaper than uber eats and it would sound a bit better, Favor Ligue 1.

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I never studied chess theory and just played for fun, but even I know it's shit because you don't gain anything from it, it's almost like passing a turn

why

>g3...
lel

>he hasn't taken the Grobpill

>Opts to weaken kingside castling with the first move
>Gives black a tempo when they respond with ..d5 (bishop attacks undefended g pawn)
>Reduces your queens mobility

how do you niggas even know about this? was chess mandatory in your schools?

tfw chess was the biggest sporting success you had at school

It's a well known opening (for how bad it is)

Chess is a relatively popular game all around the world Joao. The first thing babby usually learns about chess is that e4 & d4 are the 2 normal opening moves. c4 and Nf3 are playable meme openings. Anything else is basically a total meme.
I doubt either Messi and Ronaldo ever bothered actually learning chess beyond the basic rules. They clearly had better things to do.

>nerman's iq is too low so he just watches

You deserve your (You)

>GOAT is playing white

Just like in real life, penaldo literally doesn't have a chance at winning

kek

>was chess mandatory in your schools?
Yes. Took two years of chess classes.

>Neymar, Arsene Wenger and N'gubu watching the game
Does this have some symbolic meaning?

>Messi playing in white
like in real life, Messi is given all the advantages, including playing for Argentina, a team that always wins multiple international trophies per generation, and still can't convert this advantage.
>GOAT is playing black
like in real life, the GOAT plays with the worst pieces, with an underdog international team that had won zero titles in its entire existence, and helps them win 2 (two) international trophies in 4 years.