Heem

Ali is a fucking attentionwhoring clown

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absolute state of you

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>wins the third round and the story of the fight against Khabib
>shows he's a charitable Christian soul
Conor wins the rematch, the trilogy, the story, the legacy and the holy war.

Porier was visibly SHOOK at press conference today

They will sing songs about Conor Mcgregor for centuries.

It's 100% going to be used for Somalis and the like within a year.

anyone not named jon jones is absolutely a can

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Actually, we put refugees in abandoned holiday camps

independent.ie/breaking-news/irish-news/more-than-140-people-living-in-direct-provision-for-over-seven-years-38029742.html

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I don't think they're going to be in the same weight class, my dude. Tiber's dad is 6'4", Conber is 5'5".

>no proof
Holy based and upvoted my good sir, our boy GSP is just as natty as Romero and Costa

oh shit I forgot about that

sorry based gooby keep sipping that lean

>Tiber's dad is 6'4"

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Yes he is, when you eventually learn the ways of heem you'll find yourself on team GSP (PBUH)

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more like learn the ways of decision lmao

youthful goobs is back

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he's looking more chad than usual

brehs...... Is..... Is motivated conor back?

Did you guys know that Jones is a closet homosexual? Oh wait woah well I can't PROVE he sucked my dick yesterday, I just know he's homosexual. I just really feel like he's gay.

Ali is terrified that Tony is going to fuck up Khabib, he belittles Tony at every opportunity.

He could be as motivated as he's every been, inject so many stem cells that he de-ages a decade and clean himself up completely. He'd still get fucked up by anyone in the top five.

Here's a question that you won't be able to answer:

What does more buys:
Conor/Nate 3
or
Conor/GSP
or
Conor/Khabib 2?

Conor/Floyd 2.

Look at me I'm not watching the next card

Got nothing better to watch

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True

Oh yeah! Oh Dana! Give it to me! Oh my God! Give it to me Dana! Give it to me harder! Oh Dana! Yes! Yes!

Your thoughts on Liz Carmouche vs. Valentina Shevchenko 2 headlining?

Based Khabib signalling a Tony Ferguson fight instead of more Conor fuckery.

cope harder please, probably a (ex)woodley fan

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Prime (Current} Askren Wrestlefucks GSP.

T. meegan olivi

>Ahead of one of the most highly anticipated match ups of the year, lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov and interim champion Dustin Poirier will take part in a press conference in central London to discuss their upcoming title bout.
What the actual fuck
>3 months before event in London
>highly anticipated Fight Nights US matchup
Goof and his new daddies losing it? Bending this hard for abdula market? Can't wait for Beiber and Logan Paul to destroy this shit.

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Every time I see pictures of athletes their is different. It's like everyone there is lying about everything. Isn't it officials who measure their height and reach?

You sound like a rabid wwe fan. I watch fights cause I want to see good fighters not ebin personalities.

He's right you know

With 100 million he should have solved hunger in a small coastal state instead of buying his 10th rolls royce

instagram.com/p/ByiWEQRFdb8/

dillon's boxing... his stance... southpaw... the """speed""" with wich he throws... hahahahahHahhhahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHA

god i hope he gets ko'd

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>Volkanovski becomes featherweight champ
>CejudoVsVolkanovski for FW belt

Don't mind me. Just being based.

100% right

Reem wins the rematch

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I am normally turned on by women getting KO'd. But I'm not turned on by this particular example of Evil Eye getting KO'd. Why? Because it was particularly brutal? No. I just don't like her personality. I dislike it so much that I cannot even get turned on by watching her get the consciousness knocked out of her.

Bald (Clean Shaven) form Cowboy heems Tony

Just like how new, Dad Cowboy heems Tony?

Hipporeem bless

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It is irresponsible for parents to let their kids watch them fight,
I get nervous when I put a bet on a fight. Think how nervous the kids must get whilst watching papa get KO'd.

Dad Cowboy heems Tony 10/10 times in rd3

is he the best comedian of our era?

youtube.com/watch?v=rc4kfoG3yis

colby "chaos" covington

Here I go AGAIIIIAAAAIIIIAAAN

If only he had a chance of getting to rd3.

thawlts?

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Tony confirmed best parent in the UFC.

early stoppage

Oh a hunnit persent he had an eagles eye viewl my guy

Bisbong's family seemed to handle it well, albeit with minor frustration.

I agree with him in a way.

It's not that you have to be Conor. But if you WANT to be Conor, but fail and generally arouse little interest, then it looks bad and is dislikeable.
And Poirier would like to be Conor. But he isn't.

Khabib loses if he underestimates Poirier and decides to box him for more than 2 rounds. Khabib loses if Poirier gets lucky and discovers a weakpoint in that massive chin. In all other situations, Khabib wrestlefucks Poirier until DP's wife can no longer look him in the eye.

One hunnit pecent but I disagree. He is a b-beast of a fighter but Dony is monster

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After Showtime AND Cawlmedy Center? Damn big brown is getting that paper, b.

I respect your opinion, but vehemently disagree.

>No disrespect my man but he's going to take you down a hunnit percent

Thawlts?

twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040

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God look at the size of her milkers I’m so fucking jealous of Rory fuuuuck

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what does heem mean?

That's because the stress of having a giant, banterbrit dad makes everything else easy.

You ruined my day posting this. How does he keep getting work?

i understand why homie dont wanna fight no more when he is already getting slapped around by those bad boys all night

I was there just a few days ago.

High
Entensity
Enterval
Maining

>twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040

he has the p4p most beautiful wife in mma

youtu.be/1XGHcUOBIvs
Dana

gat DAM

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
MILKTRUCKS

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She is such a cutie. I hope Rory wins and retire. It's better to devote your life to your family than trying to get cte for money

>You need for him to be in deep waters like Al did
>Dustin says he doesn't and can win early
>Oh agreed my man I agree for sure

Why is he always so fickle?

One hunnit percent i agree but i disagree my man. Dustin's wife has p4p best milkers in all of mma

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>there two blemishes
>oh he's gonna bring up Tibau
>he doesnt
Schaub is honestly just so fucking stupid lads

they are fake tho

gosh i wouldn't even be able to cum on ONE of 14yo KK's titties if i so tried

I don't think they are fake. I think she had plastic surgery to correct her titties after she had a child

>this kills highly anticipated khabitch fight
I'm so proud of /heem/ bros.

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Moron

look like some standard hangers to me

I want to have procreative sex with a church gf too

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Who will be the first to bring up the reviews on fight companion? Eddie?

Was this the greatest unJUST in history?

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100% it's gonna be Rogan

eventbrite.com/e/comedy-chaos-with-brendan-schaub-josh-wolf-brad-williams-preacher-lawson-tickets-62861171456

Pretty good deal

Brendan Schaub simply did not have what it takes to be a successful UFC fighter

That'd be (you)

jebus christ

Wow this has actually filled me with hope. We are BACK
youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w

I hope Rory retires after this fight for his own benefit.

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porier will pull out

Then it's the Tony/Khabib fight everyone wanted. Ferguson has already started training. I'd rather Tony not fight on foreign soil, since it's going to be really fucking hot, but that could affect Khabib just as much.

>657 strikes, 1 KO/TKO
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>dodge WW and elite wraslers for GSP and paper legacy
>"fighting" dustbin poorier who ain't even a drawl

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I think Joe forced him out of the fight game too quickly. Brendan would do alright in current era HW if he just made sure to stay away from francis. He heems Tai Bummivasa any day

>Brendan would do alright in current era HW
ROFL

Who is Estonia's best MMA prospect?

Do you respect Dana White?

>He heems Tai Bummivasa any day

Except Tai has a chin. He'd spark Brendan out. And god forbid someone like Ngannou used Brendan to climb to the top, Shaub would be a fucking vegetable.

fuck that faggot
YANG GANG

Nah his chin was glass. He’d get rocked by most jabs at HW these days

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I acknowledge that aggression, hubris and lying can be a way to do effective business. I'm not sure that counts as respect.

They won't address it. Rogan doesn't want to talk about it.
Probably. Never seen something like.
Tony will be there to replace him. He has already declared it

No shit, he folded after every big punch he took to the dome.

Quality bait, you got a few.

Unironically, Alik Tseiko was our best prospect since he had good wrestling backround. But he was exposed pretty early on.

sherdog.com/fighter/Alik-Tseiko-61018

Yoel vs Costa will be FOTY

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Big Brown heems literally every single person at heavyweight atm.
He will drop DCuck like he dropped Cro Cuck

Brendan fighting in the UFC again is the biggest thing that could possibly happen in the heavyweight division.

What is the lowest division that can go against a heavyweight and win?

Welterweight

t.Hunt got heem'd by Manhoef

That's OK you have such a small population.

this, Conor was a WW when he fought HW Diaz

That's not what I said

Henry Cehudo

bros...... why did JRE stop? Was Kevin Pee the one to finally break Joe?
I wish Eddie had his own podcast, then I would never have to watch JRE ever again in my life

>watching JRE in the first place

she's pregnant you retards

Whittaker could probably beat Blaydes, if conditions were perfect.

Where do you think you are?

Damn Porier is closer in size to Khabib than I thought. Khabib will probably have to double down on the tiramisu before this fight.

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Yeah if Blaydes fights with one hand tied behind his back and sprains his ankle

welterweight. Khabib can not cut so much and go up and wrestlefuck some top 10 bum from HW.

Tony would beat Werdum

Dustin looks shook sadly

I don't like television I like to read. I'm currently reading this.

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Cejudo would take down any top heavyweight boxer.

imagine how much /heem/ would pick up if schaub announced a rematch against travis browne, or a fight against anyone in the UFC

This. He would merk Anthony Joshua

no one cares coral

colby covington hasn't fought in a year.

Tony himself said he would fight a heavyweight because he used to wrestle with super heavy guys

because Snoozeman is ducking him

It makes sense even khabib outwrestles DC

wha-what are you talking about? the fans want to see the Conor rematch and that’s what we will bringing to the fans ya goof!

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Khabib is 200+lbs outside of fight week so being able to compete with Daniel Fattitier is understandable

cause he's a coward faking injuries

i get what you're saying. it takes a high iq individual to cut to 155 from over 200 pounds: you don't sustain much damage in fights and you remain undefeated while earning at least as much if not more money

Joe was at UFC Chicago a few days ago and has been touring his comedy this week. There's going to be a JRE tonight.

This was actually pretty good. If he focuses his stand up on his shortcomings as an MMA fighter, he might actually have a shot at this comedy thing.

Werdum would get ankle picked and submitted after being spoon fed elbows

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youtube.com/watch?v=1XGHcUOBIvs

Embedded

how is it possible to cut so much weight without dying? is he on life support right before they wheel him in to do the weight in

I was surprised at how much the audience laughed. I didn't even smile but they were in hysterics.

Why did Tony lie about being 200lbs? What was the point? Tony Ferguson the type of guy to pretend to be a cutbabby

he had seizures before fighting gooby so he will be forced to go up to WW soon. He cannot possibly sustain his Tiramisu diet and keep making LW

Tony heems any in the top 10

henry weighed 155 against tj, these guys are animals in there.

I think I only found it funny because I just found the whole Travis Browne beatdown funny in general.

Rumble fought at WW, MW, LHW and HW

He literally is.
We'll never know the intricacies of Tony's mind

Who did he fight at HW?

>An autist attempting to use numbers to convince people he is bigger than he really is
Are you really surprised? Tony is just based

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Tony's book when

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Arlovski

Nevermind Henry weighed 146 pounds against TJ:

youtube.com/watch?v=M7-yBjLL0fQ

Says it in his answer to the second question.

Henry's laugh and face are perfect for a troll movie villain.

Pretty much. He had seizure, his kidneys stopped working, etc. His weight recovery is one of his best abilities. I heard there are different weight ins rules in wrestling so maybe that's why he couldn't achieve anything there.
He did it (weighted over 200lb) two times to expose khabib. He said about it in one of his interview the german muzzie posted to prove the opposite.
He was wasn't a big ww too

youtube.com/watch?v=Re_pDHCkTwY
>the hardest guy you'll ever fight is the guy from one weight class below you
Is uncle Chael on to something?

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why does duckbib want to fight a 40 year old middleweight GSP but not usman or any wrestler at 170? does he really think George will go down to 155 only because this fat muslim cunt doesn’t want to go up?

>Chael moving up from a long stint at mw to lhw and defeating Jones
He is telling the truth

Because Khabib is a cutbabby

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How does Tony do at welterweight? Does he beat anyone in the top 5?

if he can get hospitalised and still refuse to stop cutbabbying then it's safe to say that he is just far too scared to ever ever go up and face actual wrestlers like Usman, Colby, Woodley, Askren etc
He could at LEAST go up and fight toilet till or wonderboy

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Is it normal for college wrestlers to shit on gold medalists? Or is this kid just doing it because he himself trains under Frankie Edgar?

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You're at the club when this guy ankle picks your gf
What do you do?

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Kamaru Usman - Tony wins
Tyron Woodley - Tony wins
Colby Covington- Tony wins
Rafael Dos Anjos- Tony won
Jorge Masvidal- Tony wins
Ben Askren- Tony loses

>TKOs flushed Woodley
>Already beat RDA once
>TKOs Masvidal
>Subs Askren

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G&P her ass, tf she thinks shes doing pissing this nigga Tony off

Usman and Colby would be a tough night out because they can better match his pace than anyone at LW. Woodley might sleep him but then again might get picked apart as well. RDA might be another close fight but I think Tony has improved more from their first fight. He'd embarrass Masvidal, Till, Ponz, Edwards etc

how come guys like Hunt and Tuivasa can take all these hard punches and kicks for their careers but can't run a 500 calorie deficit for a decent amount of weeks?

twitchy can you comment on this on the next heemstream?

thevoidabove.net/2018/01/02/przybylskis-star-an-alien-garbage-dump/amp/

you once mentioned dumping nuclear waste into the sun and it seems scientists have found evidence of an alien civilization doing that to their star

Das Jades Bro?

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Based

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Didn't you hear Joe talking about andy ruiz? Fat is like body armour bro and protects from punches
Tai is just ahead of the game

every overweight fighter is a heartlet, it shows in their fights

Have sex, alt-right

The problem is we haven't seen modern Tony at 170 so we don't really know how good he is. I would bet on him against anyone at ww tho. He is fucking great now and at ww he would be even stronger.
They are naturally very big. The lowest they can go is lhw and it's a burden to cut weight for them. The real problem is neither of them developed a suiting training routine for them. Hunt is naturally pretty talented but Tai is obviously lacking it even tho Australians are shilling him

mmafighting.com/2019/5/24/18635617/amanda-ribas-usada-suspension-ufc-emily-whitmire

>”I was very upset at first because I’m a clean fighter,” Ribas told MMA Fighting. “I competed in an Olympic sport, judo, so I was always clean. I was training at American Top Team when they told me I had failed a doping test

lol

now this is what I call based

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because virtue signaling matters most

this is pure reddit tier cringe

took the belts from coker the absolute madman

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she knows if zhang wins she'll have a better chance

out of only those 3 probably conor /gsp then conor/khabib then conor nate

This is Jon go get some fans tier.

will the ufc sign him some day?

kek

Joe's a fucking idiot. Fat is a counterweight, it adds impact to looping punches if you know how to use it. This is how DC heemed Stipe when Ngannou couldn't.

>Conor/GSP
>making money with the McNuggets audience
if nate btfos pettis then the money is in Conor/Nate 3, I don't see how Khabib/Conor 2 could top the first one's money after Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fight

>only three fights in the ufc
>1 top 10 win over the number 7 Tecia
>khabib tier padded record
>gets a title shot
Mandrade gonna beat her up so bad, weak leg kicks and meme spinning body kicks won't work when she gets touched by a hook.
Also
>asians in western mma organizations

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>Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fight
He won the third round retard

>character matters most
>she's dating a violent thug

He won rounds the same way Al won rounds - Khabib was practising his boxing because he knew he had the win.

isn't it on a chinese fight night card? no one is going to watch it

Cringe mental gymnastics

I was thinking
GSP
Nate
Khabib

very based

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>Al won rounds
bro it was 50-44

Lots of blood in that webm. I didn't catch that fight .

Is Weili Zhang the lass who had the WOW guy in her corner?

>Le Khabib was just practicing his boxing meme
Nao problem mate yeh???? Nao fooken problem
I suppose he was just practicing his boxing with Barboza, RDA, Pat Healy, Abel Trujillo, Gleison Tibau, Ali Bagov, Shamil Abdulkerimov, Ramazan Kurbanismailov and Magomed Magomedov, yeah?????

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Sup guys, I’ve been on a boat doing research for my PhD for the last 4 years so I haven’t been able to follow MMA. My 3 favorite fighters of all time are Ryan Jimmo, Tim Hague, and Josh Samman.

How are my guys doing? Are they champions yet lol?

Tecia is legit

Irony

Conor and Al are cans though.

yeah my guy they won the Dada GP

What’s that? Also, what about that Kimbo nigga? Dude wasn’t the best fighter, but he seemed like a good guy. Hope he’s doing well for himself.

Weili cut Aguilar in the first minute with an elbow and got a sub win a couple of minutes later
She also looked like trash in the Zhang fight

Moicano/KZ
Decent fight. Moicano wins.
Font/Lineker.
Decent fight. I was surprised Lineker lost to that goof Sandhagen. I guess he wins this fight.
Barberena/Brown.
Okay fight. Don't know who wins.
Di Chirico/Holland
Decent. Think a precise Di Chirico wins this against a careless Holland
Ige/Aguilar.
Okay. Aguilar wins after his amazing performace against the very good Barzola. At least I think it was him. Top contender!
Pena/Wiman
It's Wiman's first card in many years. Filthy lifelongs will know him. Okay fight. Pena wins.
Crowder/Rozenstruik
I'm guessing Rozen is a beast who KO's crowder. Saying that, Crowder "survived" Hardy, so maybe he has a chance.
Winn/Silva
DC's douchebag teammate. It'll be fun to see how he does.
Ewell/dos Santos
Ewell is doing pretty badly if I recall correctly, so I give this to Santos.

Not a bad card in all.

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Will there be women on the abu dhabi card?
Will there be alcohol?

low blow

How could an all-powerful, all-loving God allow Dana White to exist?

No women, in case they are executed. There will be booze, guaranteed, because everyone over there is the definition of hypocrite.

Forgot Lee/De La Rosa.

Will be breaking out the lotion for that fight.

EM EM AY

Mixed Martial Arts.

Fighting. Combat. Sports.

Muslims respect women too much to allow them to fight.

Dana White is God

Cage fighting!

it's not that bad but it's a bunch of so so fights with the headliner being so so too, though it could be a banger
Looking forward to some of them

Dana White is a micromanaging weasel who keeps contradicting himself, fucking everything up and ducking criticism while condemning others. If he didn't look like a giant dwarf with a polished head, he'd be just like God.

i am only putting this on to see my tuf boy wiman fight again. I will be promptly switching over to BKFC as soon as he is finished. maybe i will be able to catch the kz fight.
Gay card, most of this could have been on the undercard of a numbered card. Talent is being stretched so thin with such a high rate of events being put on.

Here's your main event, bro.

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Yeah, that was funny as hell

Is this photoshopped?

Wiman hasn’t fought in 5 years, m8. He’s gonna get smashed.

The only thing cringeier than h8ing on Dana is coming to /heem/ to h8 on Dana. You know where you belong.

You aren't a UFC fan if you don't hate Dana.

Bet the fucking rent on Barberena.

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>muh Internet turf war

Cringe. It’s 90% the same posters and you faggots all know it.

Nope, a bunch of top 10 ranked fighters will be under these two orcs in the card. Google it.

he is a turbocan going nowhere except CTE city

i'd say it's probably 60% but ye most fags just lie

Based. Hardy is /ourguy/

I just want to see luis penis get heemed so badly, out of every single fighter. Wiman will come back as a MUNSTER and split decision him so Dana has the excuse to cut the ginger cunt

I already did, what a fucking shitshow. I can't think of a worse main event.

there's no such thing as the story of the fight

the person who gets their hand raised won period that's it

stop spamming your shitty memes you won't get this over like you did "cazzie"

Okay but Conor still won the third round and the war.

you can't?

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Rounds, Battles, Decisions, Wars, and Stories are all legitimate things to win.

Hardy has John Jones' personality except he's really stupid. If he had 1/1000th of Jones' talent, that could make up for it, but he doesn't.

I don't know why they are pushing him, he'll get slaughtered the second he tests the top 15.

Nope, he's the undisputed champ. If you weren't a fucking casual you'd see how much he's improved over the last year.

>tfw

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At least that fight won't be in slow motion.

I'm disputing it right now

getting the last punch in on khabib teammate before getting separed by security doesn't mean he won the war

khabib called him out for two years called him a chicken said he'd smash him make him humble take his belt and make him quit, and he did exactly that. conor got his ass beat. look at his social media numbers now, nobody gives a shit about that has been anymore he didn't win the war.

I mean, pretty much everyone uses reddit for something. Even if it’s just checking one subreddit on one particular topic, and never posting. I check the Path of Exile reddit. Don’t have an account, never posted, but it’s by far the best source for PoE news.

Don’t get the hate, really. Sure, a lot of subreddits are cringey as fuck and full of spergs, but the site is undeniably useful. Far as I’m concerned, if you use reddit at all (and we know people here did for streams all the time), you’re a fucking faggot if you pull the “muh reddit” bullshit.

You couldn't dispute your way out of a cardboard bag.

You don't make bags from cardboard.

Truth. I go to Amsterdam a lot, they had this Irish pub in De Wallen, they had a Conor McGregor sandwich. Had a sign for it in the window. When I was there last November, they didn’t have it anymore.

Gooby is irrelevant.

And they don't make cans out of flesh yet here you are.

>and the third round goes to.......
I will never concede that Khabib is the GOAT LW until he stops ducking the rematch and actually manages to win the third round against Conor. I highly doubt he could.

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His last win was against Ellenberger who lost his last 4 fights and retired. Face it, he's just another can to crush

You can make a bag out of anything if you’re patient enough.

It's a long story, most faggots who say "gb2reddit" don't actually even know why people dislike reddit. It's just memers, people used to say it more sparsely, but like with most memes, like wojak, pepe, retards just pick up on it and run it into the ground. They don't know what they're saying or why, they just say it because others do and probably used to browse reddit themselves. You can tell it's always the newfags saying that shit, it's low effort, some of them will probably respond to this post

have sex

Its all for marketing so they can write positive stories for the winner and loser. We're in the WME era and every talking head is going be a neo-Joe now and constantly attest to munster status.

conor is scared of losing again and being multiple fights away from a khabib rematch that's why he isn't fighting anyone else

mark my words conors next opponent will be khabib next year, he'll hold out for the rematch

i went into this same place when i was in amsterdam
A guy who worked there noticed my irish accent and pretended he was irish too. He said he grew up with conor mcgregor. he obviously was dutch and i don't think he ever met gooby. i left without getting anything

Which one of you faggots keeps making this thread

Yup. I figure it’s mostly kids coming over from other sites thinking that shit is “board culture” (by the way, you’re a huge faggot if you use that term, too) here. Sad state of things here, it’s all just low content shitposting now. If people actually posted content and discussed shit here, reddit would be irrelevant, but they don’t, so everyone just uses reddit for everything that’s not just shitposting.

they do the same thing on /fit/ for years

Yeah, it’s the place on Warmoestraat just off of De Wallen. I think I’ve only eaten there once or twice in all my years of going to Amsterdam. Just thought it was funny how fast they jumped off the Gooby train.

>bruddah
hopefully no one here

Not me but based buddeh poster

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Picks for MacDonald vs Gracie?

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>Jones on the shelf during Rumble's entire top run
>miraculously returns the second Rumble retires
Really makes one ponder.

*blocks Dustin's wife's path*

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Khabib just called Conor a bitch in the press conference and confirmed that Conor won't be one of his contracted fights. They'd have to offer him a ton of money to bring him to the table, and it won't happen as soon as next year.

>Crumble
>ever beating Bones
I thought you rumbleshitters had quit after that absolutely fucking pathetic showing against DC

fucking optimum

his wife has bigger arms

wow
WHY are we not talking about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=glgWRHRn8Ig

>muh mma math
Joneslets confirmed brainlets.

youtube.com/watch?v=l1jWTvk8qZk
WHAT DOES THIS LADS

i got 300 bitches like im sosa ho

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How fat is AJ now? 300 lbs?

where's the black dick references?

brehs...

I would heem every here

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Would Ngannou vs Rumble be a shit fight?

*erases DJ's legacy with just two fights*
based

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how'd your shit end up on the plate?

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Depends on whether you like seeing Ngannou comatosing people or not.

Someone would get their fucking teeth knocked out.

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She's got big tits when you think about it

>americans

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fat

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Gracie is heeming MacDonald Friday.

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I've given it some thought and I'm inclined to agree

what the fuck is that
meat and melted cheese on a plate?
please explain americabro

Eddie said theres a high level ufc broadcaster (former champion) who is big into flat earth stuff. It has to be rashad, right? The only other one I could think of is bisping.

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kyriakos heems ngannou

>implying it isn't clearly Dom

thawlts?

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It's fried chicken and tomato sauce you pleb

youtu.be/Xc-pyiGUly8?t=130

evans is clearly woke on the agenda though

It's delicious
Whiter than you muhammed
Garlic sauce, bbq sauce, hot sauce on top of boneless chicken wings from a gas station, I eat this every day after work while on the shitter and drink 6 beers too this is my ritual and I enjoy it

Its probably both. Theyve both been heemd to bolivian over the years its not hard to imagine their brains arent scrambled enough to believe that.

eddie straight up lies just to keep his shitty theories alive. it's an act at this point or a persona he does for the rogan podcast

the absolute state of this megamind looking goof

>americans

*gets wobbled during the staredown*

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Why doesn't Schaub release an album?

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Presser live buds?

Why is this thread so dead?

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surreal image a little

guys I'm 2-2 in my promos to Diamond in League, please wish me a swift heeming of the enemy

Why is there so many manlets in mma? not just the competitors but the fanbase, its like 95 percent manlets

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heem in general is dead. most of the good posters migrated to the heem discord, driven off by spammy and the rest of the autistic personalities

>league of legends in 2019
fucking boomers.

is this the chad pose?

We need twitchy to bring us salvation and restore the natural order.

Link to the discord or else

Muh little guy beats the big guy with ancient Chinese secrets complex

the chins tell the whole story. Dustin finna get slept

instagram.com/p/ByndxE8gKqd/

Who is your favorite current champion?

damn Khabib looks shook bet the house on Dustin

Manlets are angery that no one takes them seriously, so they like to larp as martial artists.

Luke is an idiot, he got upset I said Masvidal wasn't a small welterweight and that he's huge next to Poirier. To which he replied Poirier is a former featherweight. Who then looked massive next to Holloway who in his words was "twice the size of Aldo"

Pick Tony's nut hair out of your teeth you cuck faggot

>bitching about belt theft
>stole his last win

Danis will retire from MMA 1-3

Dustin has enough of a chance that I'll be putting money on him as he will undoubtedly be a 5to1 underdog

Last chance. Link me to the discord.

BASED

right here buddy
*does nothing*

It's the most popular game in the world flam. But that's okay, you don't have to like it.

BAAASED

Valbong is that you pal?
Got a spam email? I can send you a link there. It's closed invite so I don't want spammy or the other spergs getting a hold of the link.

how do you know the canadian isn’t a sperg?
the whole discord is stupid. what’s the point

/heem/ is a wow classic general buddy

Are they not best friends?

It's 1 AM on a Thursday, regular crowd shuffles in.

I’m making the next thread.

You can filter out spergs which is nice. Even if he were, he'd just get kicked in short order. It's nice to have a place where 30-35 truly knowledgeable fans actively post quality stuff about a sport we all love.
Who are you then?

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I'll allow it.
Favourite female fighter?

lukas have i told you lately that i love you

make it tony themed

This is about as well put togethet as you'll ever see me get, short of photoshop trying to help. Clean shaven and just having got a hair cut. I miss having a working AC in my car.

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fake tits?

why are his pants so tight?

when you're 35 years old and a bloodyelbow janitor it can be tough

Explain what happened here

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mail truck

toothpick musta fell out

Same

They were getting ready for the showtime kick but bendo thought he was closer to the cage so he fell down instead of jumping off it with her foot touch

thawlts?

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Conor numba 1 missin

I literally don’t care about any of their opinions. Brett O is a good reporter.

Schaub and Callen discussing Cejudo's win and future,

youtu.be/7UY9lhFg1r0

wake up jones

it's only just begun

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Can

>fat
umm, nigga are you retarded?

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Ngannou is standing on the curb.

Does that mean her tits aren't big? stupid fucking idiot

Gooby easily heems Gaethje

he's easily the greatest stylistic threat to Jones we've ever seen

Do you think Maycee Barber has potential?

That'd be me, just wait like 3 years

what's the next great ufc fight?

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jesus christ this chink is gonna get murdered

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USADA will stop this fight.

askren vs masdival

Imagine being a female fighter that gets absolutely destroyed by Andrade in a match and then after you go to her room and submit sexually to her, that'll be pretty fucking weird wouldn't it? hahaha

Dustin should be above Ferguson.

Only if she keeps winning

Deffo not fake look through her Instagram

Get rid of Jones, DC, and Tony. They all cheat to win

Everyone knew it was a fluke, they also knew GSP was gonna heem serra.

lmao @ dildo danis, such a mcnuggets fanboy.

Robbie tapped

DC too high

What a pathetic tryhard. He wants to be McGregor so bad, it's pathetic. At least when Conor grabbed Aldo's belt, Aldo was actually there and Conor was going to fight him.

This whole fight was staged.

Yea Forums : Danis, Colby, Fab

Reddit : everyone else

no spic, that'd be me... wait 6 months

>triggers virgins

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Imagine her pegging you... that would be even more weird, wouldn't it?

what did dan benderson have to gain from it though

>for me it's jiu jitsu thots

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i'm thinking with a couple of more wins he's making a nice solid /ourguy/ case

>Danis
Fuck off.

instagram.com/p/ByndxE8gKqd/

1. Jones
2. Khabib
3. Demetrius johnson (robbed against cejudo)
4. Cormier
5. Whittaker / Ferguson
Everyone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter. 2nd i would place khabib being undefeated and never being rocked/in danger and winning dominantly in all his bouts. 3rd for me is mightymouse, if dana didn't tell judges to gift cejudo, he'd continue his longest streak and retire with it. Cormier 4th for obvious reasons and then 5th and beyond is a mixup. I cannot believe they put henry cejudo as 4th on that espn list, absolutely disgusting and no one should take their opinion on anything seriously ever again. The guy who got knocked out and then gifted a decision against mightymouse is #4? what a joke. Ferguson is the only person who can challenge khabib, rest of the bums should know their place and fight each other.

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hahahahaha

Janny janny is a tranny

Tried to give user a banny

Always looks like total slob

Will never hold a real job

Everyday wakes up at noon

Cloistered in a filthy room

Cum rags strewn across the floors

Next to piss jars that he stores

Will delete a few threads soon

To make up for his lack of poon

His dad angers, his mother cries

An eternal failure in their eyes

Deletes threads he doesn’t like

Since his boss is a kike

And the worst thing about him, can’t you see?

Janny does the job for free

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He's still part of a highlight reel years later. We're referencing him even now. Keeps him relevant for a long time, even if he was on the losing end.

>Everyone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter.
>has to cheat in a 1v1 competition
lol no

He might kill someone with one punch now that he's bodybuilding. Jones would have beat him though.

I assume this is just for the ufc? Because JBJ ducked Dillon

It's over, Khabib.

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you have some serious fever on our women huh bro

>le have zero personality man

>Needs a fighter to win to be "our guy"

so american

dj refused to fight tj/move up
them the breaks kid

she's not even worried about the chink, she knows she'll maul her

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Everyone does, they're appeal is inversely proportional to your men.

of the 12 girls i've fugged 9 were brazilian

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1138936378111041536

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jones ducked dillon danis? what are you talking about? Putting the GOAT in the same sentence as some random wrestler who dicksucks conor for relevance.

How can cejudo be anywhere on the top 10 p4p list? he got completely smashed by mightymouse and then they had to commit daylight robbery to ensure mightymouse doesn't continue. Cejudo isn't half the fighter mightymouse is.

she just got robbed at gunpoint how could a chinese woman scare her

Dana for the love of god make Khabib vs Tony actually happen

foxsports.com/ufc/story/dillon-danis-says-jon-jones-is-scared-of-a-grappling-match-with-him-012917?amp=true

Your kind already had a chance with Bumstafsson, get out of the way Hans...

first of all those lists are based on who officially won not who you feel should have won

Fucking guy gets more kino by the second.

>This cope
lol

and you believe danis has any chance in hell against jones? Any top 5 welterweight heems danis in ufc fight and grappling match, nevermind the GOAT jones.

Habib, Henry, DJ, and peahead do not belong on this list

ferguson gayche is the fight the people want.

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Name 1 win on Tony's record better than Max. Or Eddie. Or Gaethje.
>B-But muh epin 12 fight win streak!
Beating a bunch of cans in consecutive order isn't impressive.

I truly loathe dumb fucking Tony cucks. And the best part is you won't even give me a legitimate answer because you KNOW you're wrong. You'll just try to meme your way out of it. It makes my job much easier.

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So the list is a sham basically? Got it. Someone needs to remind that angry manlet how johnson made him his bitch. Mightymouse is the goat in his division.

he literally has a better resume than Khabib

Lmao ok 235er

It looks like Khabib is the one who is going to make it happen. He stated in the press conference that Tony Ferguson and GSP are the two fighters his legacy needs. Khabib actually has the pull to get this done. It sounds like he fucking smeshed the UFC in contract negotiations just by refusing to budge.

hahaha cool post have a (you) bro

khabib

>being this delusional
kek

Your job is watching Dustin getting humiliated in September, then watching Tony completely outperform him in the next lightweight title defence.

Weaponized autism > pisslam.

Remind me when I mentioned Khabib in that entire post. I'll save you some time. I didn't. Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib? We were discussing Dustin and Tony and you brought Khabib up out of nowhere. Quite sad honestly. Imagine letting someone you hate so desperately occupy so much room in your noggin rent free.

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I don't understand the comment. Dana isn't autistic, he's a sociopath. If you mean Tony, then sure, whatever, I was talking about whether the fight happens.

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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You’re embarrassing yourself.

>Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib?

Because he's the only interesting matchup out there, the rest of the roster is trash.

It’ll happen and The Fear will win.

Wait so Tony will fight Dustin after Dustin loses to Khabib? Ok yeah I agree with that. Tony will probably continue to duck Khabib at any and all costs.

so cejudo lost to the p4p #1 guy MM twice going by your criteria, then cejudo is #2 p4p

TFerg vs Gaycheese would be pretty gud

Your reading comprehension is really bad.

Down syndromed
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/89938312/#89941094

Tsperg by corner stoppage.

thoughts on valerie's bum twitchy

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I hope Gaethje gets the Conor fight, Tony gets Kaboob

Not really. There would be lots of blood and grinning and shit like that, but there's only one way it'll end.

He’s a down syndromed little bitch
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92247641/

>Cowdad faggots STILL seething
lel, also loved khabib admitting he was a cutbabby at the presser

Gaycheese has no business fighting Tony

is Khabib vs Pooer a more compelling fight then Conor vs Khabib cuz Pooer is more dangerous with his inside boxing?

HOKUS POKUS LUKAS

Why, isn't Gaethje ranked no.4 or something?

fucking jackass has me awake at 2:20 in the morning..........................

Poirer has better jujitsu and isn’t an annoying faggot like Conor.

Oh and there he is. My number one fan. You are just OBSESSED, aren't you? I own all the capacity inside your headspace. As soon as I post you reply within minutes. Get. A. Life.

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>im not big at 170
cutbabby af

Mr. Bone at HW heems:
Double Cuckmier
Stipe
Mgaumbu
Junior dos Candos

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I never said MM is #1 overall ,only in his division. I've already listed my P4P #1 here Johnson may be third but that doesn't mean cejudo is 4th or even top 10.

Imagine if Dana won't give a title shot after 13 strait wins in ufc

Conor's a fucking mess these days, he was nowhere near where he should have been in the Khabib fight. Poirier's clearest advantage over him is strength and conditioning. Not being a counter-striker and not having that karate stance is also better for fighting a wrestler.

would u lick her armpit

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Conor has been a coked out piece of shit for the past 2 years

Didn't cokehead already say he was too afraid to fight Stipe because he was a bad matchup or something? And then DC moved up and heemed him?

lmao if pooer subs khabib i'll give you a million kekels

Ferguson

jordanbpeterson.com/podcast/s2-e11-a-conversation-with-joe-rogan-part-one/
@01:02:11
>... so if the tide of political perception is that it's a good progressive thing to have trans-women competing in the UFC - I shouldn't say the UFC because that'll never happen ...
oh. my. god. joe said trannies will never compete in the UFC. This is dana white and women fighters all over again! where's a journo when you need them?!?!

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Dana is afraid Tony will kill his whole family someday, can't give a guy like that the belt

Yuck no it's too dirty

He beats cormier at heavyweight but it will be tougher than his previous two fights and cormier does have a better chance at winning but unlikely overall. Jones against stipe is 65-35 in favor of jones, jones doesn't have the reach/height advantage, stipe is an excellent accurate striker and also good ground game/defense. It's jones fight IQ that will make him win this fight. Magumbu vs jones can only go one way or the other, he Shadow realms jones or jones wins a decision. JDS is flushed, give him a break.

Ferguson is wild and durable but p4p#1 is supposed to be based on skill. Poiriers boxing has become phenomenal.

lukas i'm driving down to munich when i wake up and i'm punching you in the throat lmfao goodnight

He isn’t fighting midgets at FW either.

was he ever not? it's just starting to catch up with him b

yeah, i doubt it was even sweaty

Mentally ill down syndromed broke nigger
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92247641/

Two things should stop him: 1: Tony Ferguson has blown up in popularity, and the UFC and ESPN track that shit religiously. 2: Khabib seems determined to fight him, and Khabib has a lot of pull. 3: Khabib won't fight Conor, and Conor doesn't have a real fight left in him anyway.

But we must never underestimate the retardation of Dana White. If GSP goes for the title, that would fuck things up for Ferguson.

I failed to specify that Poirer has better jujitsu than McGregor.

I feel like Tony could do more damage but he's still losing a decision to Khabib. This idea that he completely outclasses and shuts down Khabibs game seems to come from hope.

>spammy is talking to himself again

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Stipe would fucking destroy him.

Actual good analysis by a bong, are you Dan Hardy?

Gaycheese gassing and getting KO'd? Agree,

Ferguson has to fight for the belt after khabib vs dustin. Anything else and ufc is a complete joke and someone needs to egg that bald headed white maltesar dana.

>13
Lmao who else can he beat in the division? Gaethje? No. Cowboy in the rematch? No. Conor? Fuck no.

Link the post not the thread.

u now realize pavel fedotov and antenna shevchenko are married

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This.

Habib is a faggot gonna dodge anyone except pea head and mcnuggets.

Schevchenko is a bum

>The guy that got beat by the guy he beat twice will beat him
Nah

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P4P means best fighter. Durability and wildness counts towards your effecticeness, before the UFC matured the best fighters relied on it. This argument is academic, anyway, Tony far outskills Poirier.

obviously looking at the ranks it might make some sense, but it's just unfair, any fight for Tony that isn't for the belt is unfair

Pure delusion. Watch the Cowboy fight again. Dominated with spinning elbows until the tough guy wasn't so tough anymore.

It's a bad business move. It's fallen through 4 times already. It will inevitably fuck the UFC over a fifth time.

No, but I'd fuck her right in the pussy if you catch my drift.

Let the Bean make the thread.

New

I would do anything for brapper, not a pit though

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I meant Tony would outperform Poirier, which is a given.

Tony beats Khabib through doctor stoppage, or he loses. He has to basically cut Khabib's face off before round 5.

kek no but i appreciate the comment.

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Not the thread

Tony is bigger than McNuggets and far superior all-around.

Mault uh czar? Peach of a vocabulary bee.

Heh

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Superstitious bullshit

lemme guess, the guys loaded?

ferrshurrree mcgregor has monster submissions my guy

How? That's just the fanboy coming out.

The fight needs to happen, one way or another. Khabib's my boy but i want to see the fight vs Tony, it's the only competitive one, i don't think poirier will win, he has a punchers chance but that's about it. I can see tony winning on points against khabib split decision.

>How?

Because it's not a boxing match.

He doesn’t and we are fortunate to not have to deal with his mup da doo didda they’re fookin after me lucky charms bullshit.

kek id heem you into bolivian

yeah of course he doesn't so why are you saying "pooer's jujitsu is better than conor's" like that means something b like wuturwevndoinheer?

do you thing hes heemd both shev sisters in the vag>

Holy shit, it's true. You think he's had them both at the same time? He's had to have.

the fucked up part is i'm pretty sure he's been their lifelong trainer since they were like children or some shit i could be wrong tho

Not fucked up in the shithole they come from.

The only strike that landed was that lucky mid-height headkick, so all that your little clip there shows is that El Cucuy has an adamantium chin, otherworldly defensive instincts and cool rolls.

Oh and also it was the MetroPCS sign.

yeah it happens all the time in sports... martials arts especially because the head trainers can make a cult like atmosphere... pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anything

>pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anything

Loads of people have said something, it's creepy as fuck. He met her when she was really young, and he openly talks about bullying her for "psychological conditioning" in training camps.

She doesn't do interviews unless he's looming behind her like a rapey uncle.

bretty woke post

i feel for her, remember her saying she was molested as a child too...

Yeah, it's made her into a perfect abuse/control victim and predatory people notice that shit.

tfw will never prey upon her whipped dog personality and pressure her into having reluctant tearful sex with you

Just permaheem me

just go train with lloyd irvin and youll eventually have ur chance to groom a misguided youth for sex