Germany vs Spain WWC Match Thread

>this is 17 years old lena sophie oberdorf
>today starting for the first time at the wwc
please say something nice to her

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I've always been in love with Vicky Losada ever since she was at Arsenal.

Roberto I don't like this formation

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why do the spanish women wear their hair open in these pics?

normally I would root against Spain, bur if a Catalan qt like her is playing...

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>nahikari
>putellas
>caldentey
>jenni
>meseguer
>paños
what kind of weird ass surnames are these?

why so many Catalans? don't Spaniards let their women play?

post the fucking stream nigga

they tried to make my dick hard

why are german women ugly?

>jenni
>surname
este es tonto

putellas, caldentey and meseguer are Catalans, nahikari is a basque name

Oberdorff will do some good stuff

>no bonmati
dropped

German #1 looks like John Terry lmao

why lie on the internet?

warm soulful Meds >>>> cold soulless G*rmans

I hope she does well today!

I wanna go to Spain and sniff some braaap bros. Like I think I’ll die if I can’t have some hot Spanish ass brehs because some of these Spanish chicks are so pretty bros honestly wtf bros. What’s a man gotta do to bring a hot Spanish girl home to the USA and raise a family in the countryside?

basques and catalans run the game.

why would someone's surname be Bonmatí? it lierally means "good morming" in Catalan. what did her ancestors do, wish everyone a good morning?

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Where is the cheese user!??? I can smell cheeeeeese!!!! Squeeeeeek

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t. Nahuel Lautaro Spagnozzi

Based

not act American

I'd wish her a good morning if you catch my drift.

kek, that sounds very argentine

bonmati is a spanish surname or any kind or is it italian?

shut the fuck up you disgusting animal

Post German girl.

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imo the two countries with best women

give garcia gf

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So this... is the power of euro women.

Catalan

i like her music youtube.com/watch?v=rkVl8g5xNlw

see

user will you shitpost on asspee for me?

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more like cacalan lol

I’m first-generation American. I speak Spanish (Argentina). Do you think I could pull it off?

Good morning to you too

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for me it's Marta CORREDERA

Yuck!

>I speak Spanish (Argentina)
You're from Florida, right?

roll

That's nice of them.

Chicago

yuck

user stawp

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>female football

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Where Veronica Boquete(blowjob)?

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

sorry giulia but this is my waifu for the game

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Do it for Hrubesch!

Good luck to my waifu. Hope she does great today.

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GOOO DEUTSCHLAND!

GER: 21, 14, 15, 18
SPA: 18

>Nahikari
>ywn

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I hope she falls a lot so I can stare at her booty

>Claudia Neumann
NOOOOOO

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more like "wood morning" amirite

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I WANNA RAISE A KID WITH THE ONE OF THE SPANISH QT PLAYERS

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marching band playing our hymn like yesterday sounds way better than the orchestra version

Brüüüühhhh im Lichte dieses Glanzes

threesome!

Why are the Spanish girls don't sing their anthem?

>RAISE A KID
Cuck

how hard do v*scos and c*talanes seethe when the anthem plays?

VAMOS ESPAÑA

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Objectively speaking, Jorge Vilda is the best looking person in this image.

where do you watch this shit?

Have sex Boris

Lol are the Spaniards on strike?

they want to join ISIS

Hello english teacher

Let Bonmati play ya fucks

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>two female commentators on fox
muted

they're traitorous b*sques and c*talans

You want to raise my kid?

here we go

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spanish anthem has no words

Wanna raise these nuts?

Can't argue with that.

Get ready for any type of block to be considered an amazing block.

what a sorry ass baguette

want to fuck the spanish girl with the neck tattoo. Feeling like she has a soft core under her dyke shell.

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Lads, I don't watch much soccer. If a men's team was celebrating like the USWNT did against Thailand after going 10-0+, what are the chances an opposing player bodies one of em for showing them up?

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don't listen to this user speaks the truth

Alexia’s cute

These Spanish girls are far too small for these turbodyke Krauts

do you see what happens to Neymar in France?

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based rain

meseguer was the babe from eurosport cycling stufff

based tom

mmm wet däbritz

>starts raining
noice

wet gurlz incoming
oh boy

kek

This rain is problematic af. This is NOT ok

post screenshots

looks like me mom (49)

GER: 21, 9.
SPA: 11, 18.

bueno

that makes me wet

the rainy shithole of france

Fuck it, they'll just stop the game if it rains too much like yesterday.

You think they’ll cancel due to rain again bros?

Bad wearher as always in the north of France...

For me, it's Spain

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Boris just get a stream bro
I'm watching it on tv

hnnng the german shirts are starting to get see through

women already suck ass at passing/controlling the ball, imagine with a flooded field...

The Spanish anthem has no words, but if it had most of us Catalans wouldn't sing it

she looks a bit like the chick from ferris bueller

how bad is a 90 minute erection?

only if there's lightning

where are you lads watching this?

dog bless

can already see their sports bras through their shirts

on tv

You can hear the thunder, very comfy.

On TV because we're not bigots

>Garcia

why are there next to no foreigners in the german squad, despite our mens team consisting of turkey, jugoslavia and africa

Wish there was a free hd stream available..

CAM ON GIULIA SCORE SAM FUCKING GOALS!

hotels got it on tv. it’s in german commentary though

footybite.com/football/germany-vs-spain-live-stream/

Because woman playing sports is frowned upon by immigrants.

my condolences

you can't play football in a niqab

america has had blacks roaming free for 300 years and their team is all white

>trying to keep it in play when there was 2 german players ready to collect it and attack

2000iq from that spanish lady

German women are more masculine and less cucked than German men

weird the french team is full of arab and black girls.

>knaak, magull, maroszan, doorsun

same happens with France, immigrants from third world countries generally don't their women be members of society

t. Nigel in Mallorca

just going to leave this here

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actually you could, imagine she covers her ball with her niqad, her mates go around her, they all mix together and nobody can tell who has the ball

>losing to a team where every single player is bigger, faster and stronger

how could this happen?

>Those big titties of spains left back bouncing around
Kino

good damn this is terrible

lanzarote actually you nonce

B-but equal pay

Yes

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or she gets shot because the police thinks it is a bomb vest

would you have them play pre-pubescent boys to prove a point?

*dabs*

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>incels still doesn't know what a scrimmage is
>incels still go for sensationalist headlines from tabloid newspapers

is that thierry henry's wife?

>retarded hesitant goalie when she had about 5 seconds just to come and get it
>missing by 5 metres when one on one

based women

>implying it would have gone any differently in a real match

>incels
opinion discarded.

DAMNIT ALMOST

lots of arab girls play football though, we even have one

>dudecounterlol

>schult

>Garcia

Fucking lel

cope

Impressive

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I have to correct myself. She is a CB

the absolute state of german defense
jesus

Spain is dominating

that's a big ball

which one? all look same.

Sara deabritz 13 for me

#16 innit?

just saying
with women's results in athletics you couldn't win a competition on regional level. Nobody complains about that

post pic of you mom pls

Well it's no Nations League, that's for sure.

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ye

For me, it’s vagina

>schweers

post webbum

>watching this garbage instead of Brazil U22 vs Ireland U21

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I wish I could lick your sweaty butthole after the match. Hope you enjoy the game and lead a happy and successful career.

That Spanish CB with a neck tattoo...
She fucks niggers right?

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looks like a shitload of heavier rain finna boutta soak these grils

Countries playing are flanked on either side of France (host nation) and yet the stadium is empty

Nice passing so far from the spanish

The rain delay was the highlight of last evening's middle game.

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nigger women yes

>rolls

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Blacks not
We have a lot of moors and south americans though

Prefer to watch women's football over Ireland.

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Her husband doesn't know, does it?

no she fucks smaller, weaker, less experienced Spanish girls

>ayo hol up
So Spain’s players are shorter, yet they are better at playing direct to route one?

yikes arent we supposed to be like super elite? this is shit

Why are the American women such classless dykes?
I have rooted against them ever since I can remember because they’re all trash human beings. All of the backlash is righteous and just

Do you expect people to take days off outside of the season and visit France for the trash that is women's football?

>does it

bit racist

nice headbutt

And subsaharian folks.

For me, it's Spain in the rain.

i can do blackface

>Ux Football

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they are too good

Woman commentator on Fox keeps pronouncing Barca as Barka

For me, it is Leila Ouahabi

Well she's gonna experience some blackies here in France and after the wc she'll ask a transfer to Paris or Lyon.
Based

spain players are built as fuck they are tossing our players around

COME ON SPAIN WRECK THOSE KRAUT FUCKERS.

They are by far the most attractive team though.

Hope Solo (no) is doing punditry on the BBC as well and damn she is fine.

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imagine these girls playing with your willy lol

Too good relative to the other women. They would get smashed by an 8th grade boys team

dubs for spain3x1german

Germany don't look like the favourites so far.

my german queens will win!

Gain height

Based.

i watched England-Mexico 2011 because it was 30 minutes away but i don't think i would make a daytrip for it

Is she really a lesbianite

obsessed

>the state of this game

A play-stopping injury everyone...

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>germans collide into each other and break all their ribs
based

What was the controversy with her (hope solo)? She beat her nephews? Why?

Obviously they are too good compared to the women, I don't know why you needed to specify that considering we are obviously talking about their abilities within the confines of womens football jesus fucking christ do you retarded fucking mutts need everything spelled out for you? Fucking baby

when is best girl Goodmorning coming in?

Obsessed with what?

why not?

if it wasn't for bouncing tiddies the matches would be utter trash not worth watching

jesus christ

Hurr dur muh boys can beat women. Have sex incel.

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the amount of work these girls have to go through just to maintain possession

they must be exhausted

the manager of our girls looks like Gareth Southgate (RIP)

lol what the fuck was the lineman signalizing?

she took the neckpill, girls who took the neckpill are generally lesbian

>whot
sub that waste of space

epic weather france

I get that women are not as strong or as quick as men but there is literally no reason for them to be so bad at crossing the fucking ball on the ground.

honestly i'd rather fuck the spanish coach than whatever the fucking thing managing germany is

>German player 15 : Gwinn
Eh,les gars, vous pensez que c'est une gouine ?

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This is awful. 2015 was bad too.

>german national team but every striker and midfielder is timo werner

Hendrichs legs are yummy

I guess they don't play as much football growing up so the instincts and muscle memory aren't as automatic

Give them a break it’s been raining.

I understood this joke.

Southgate pretending to be dead just to coach Spain and mess with Spanish qt. Based lad

Yeah that will be a big part of it. The USA were playing against farmers last night but you could see that they were all professionals, the step up in quality from literally every other team was obvious.

RAIN IN 5

Beth Mead for England is the best crosser in the world, and that's saying something.

That's due to their bad eye-limbs coordination

apparently every women has a very hard time figuring out quickly who will get the possession of the ball when it goes out

Germany will spin out

He's talking about her having a black husband.
But yeah she got drunk berated her sister or smth then hit her nephew after he tries defending mommy. The responding officer said she was really hammered. She tried to claim he attacked her but it didn't hold up. Eventually a superior court decided to drop the charges because since they didn't live together it wasn't likely shed repeat it so it wouldn't qualify as domestic abuse. (Also known as paying to skirt the justice system).
There are also some really trashy nudes of her that leaked where she's spreading her vagina. It's a meme here, you get banned if you post.
It's also not sexy, I just enjoy it because trashy women turn me on. The trashier the bitch the harder is my dick.

lmao

Let's go

Gross, when is the women's U17 world cup held?

Post it!

they already did from early on

my god, this is awful

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>all these Spanish players physically DOMINATING
I must impregnate one of them

>this moaning after the slide tackle

i'm so horny lads

German Tank

Respect our Aryan queens.
Seriously though I love German women because most of them look like dykes but aren't lesbians and I'm really turned on by dyke-looking women. Unfortunately here most women that look like dykes actually are.

Dem arms.

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jesus christ
poor spaniard
F

left one is bigger

Good crossing requires technique.

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Sara "annihilator of tortilla" Däbritz

15 months

slip it like Beckham

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>jajaja
also nice digits

Like Nadal.

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>There are also some really trashy nudes of her that leaked where she's spreading her vagina. It's a meme here, you get banned if you post.

Tell me more

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She's doing it on purpose so Bonmati enters the pitch.

Implying that wasn’t a bicycle kick in reverse

Sara "you're from Spain? prepare for pain!" Däbritz

women sports are cute bros

Goalkeeper could have dived on that ball.

i want them to tackle each other

SARA "FIRST THE GIRL, THEN THE GOAL" DÄBRITZ

lmao why didnt the spain defender kick it away

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UBER ALLES

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

what a good defender

That was honestly shambolic

Fucking pathetic

absolute state of goalkeeping in the womens game

>GK doesn't go for the ball

Why ? Marta should shot the ball

Quality goal

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German player just wanted it more.

Däbritz is so alpha and qt hot

>gk just gives up

DID YALL JUST SEE THE SPANISH GIRL's THONG AS SHE STOOD UP JUST BEFORE THE REPLAY STARTED? DID ANYONE SCREENSHOT THAT? DIOS MIO

Absolutely horrendous goal.
>women’s footy

reminder you're not allowed to criticise them for that type of thing

Marta i farta. You fucked it up.

>that goalkeeping
>that defending
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LICKI LICKI

Classic

Offside

Torbe when?

appalling defending
appalling goaltending

AAAH WHY DID THE KEEPER GET UP AND JUST LOOK AT THE BALL AND NOT JUMP ON IT IMMEDIATELY

lmao

The defender was right there though and did nothing lel

She looks like a pornstar who goes by the name Alexis Crystal

literally THIS!
its my first time watching wundes.
wtf is this?

Goal from my cutie

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she's a nut. her dad kidnapped her when she was young and did some crazy shit then the mom remarried and i guess she still feels some sort of attachment to the dad even though he broke her

more like sara dabbitz

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Ffs.

why is there no communication in the defence?

Fuck this, I’m throwing some stuff on the grill, brb. You guys want anything?

MÄMEBRITZ

>thinking with reason instead of your feelings
never gonna make it in women's football user

Jesus spain is really bad

cheeseburger pls m8

women communicate though passive aggression

rude
apologize immediately

Hnnnnnnng

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Some ribs

just buy mcdonalds through the app grandpa

Damned, it seems she'd be a crazy girl in bed

corrrr

hank hill ass

And slander

oof

the defender needs to hoof it into the stands

ohhhhh boy

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Did anyone grab a screenshot of the Spanish defenders ass as she stood up just before the goal replay? Her underwear was shooing it was so hot

brisket looks delicious desu wouldn't mind some

I knew that rain would deliver.

steak, well done please. add ketchup later

I came here just to see if one of you had that for me. No way she wears a thong during an athletic match.

*sssssssssniff*

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>you can see the pass she was attempting to make

Not really Mr BBC commentator man.

Thank you so much user dear lord I'm blessed

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Däbritz ist süß. SÜẞ.

are commentators not allowed to criticise?

in the official stream it is Daebritz, what the hell. Is it because of the umlaut?

yes. ae = ä

...

most likely

who /half time fap/ here?

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absolute state of women defending

i want to caress her

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No.

Every game has to be at worst "intriguing"

why didnt seh clear the ball?? she was about to, but hesitated. goal is literally on her

so are the Spain women's shorts

they're usually very lenient and only call out the obvious stuff, even more so with women

Alright, be back in about 30 minutes, I'm gonnna be at the store.

That'd be sexist! We need to treat women as if they were impaired people!

What a shit first half.

how would you use them?

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Damn I want to put my nose up there.

Women are treated like people with down syndrome. Everything they do is outstanding and everyone praise them.

Probably at the front of a 4-4-2.

i'd route 1 em

would use them until my balls went blue

left do the dishes then clean the windows
right dust the house

kisses and cuddles

i'd stick my ball in their goal if you know what i mean

I lock them in my basement and then they get some Dutroux treatment

A lot of women find them more comfortable for workouts.

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One can do the cleaning. And the other one too.

bonmati on my dick and garcia rimming me

I was just surprised with that goal the commentator didn't even mention the absolute failure in communication between the defenders which is a pretty standard thing to criticise in the mens football

both of them taking turns pegging me

this is correct

Look at that shit. All ethnic germans and spanish girls. Why can't the male teams be like that?

post hunks

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not even true

That ad about a new movie :
>A paki being the Beatles
Wtf is happening to this world??

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Serious question though:

So on that goal, the defender starts running towards the ball, but then stops. Then when she stops running, THEN she pulls her leg back to try an clear it, but the German player had already slid it in by then.

A normal player would just run and get set up to kick it before they even ARRIVE to the ball, the running gives them momentum to boot it far. Why didn't she do this, bros?

DIOS MIOOOOO THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER, OH MY LORD MY COCK IS LITERAL FUCKING DIAMONDS HNNNNG

...

Gtfoh

I should've proof read this. It makes no fucking sense, sorry senpai

have sex

Thong wearing on that tight little ass

Come on Spain
You're the better side

read the dutroux article, very interesting technique he had desu, he made the girls believe that a group of kidnappers were behing the kidnapping for a ransom, pretending that he was the only nice guy of the group, making the girls write letters to their parents, not sending the letters and telling the parents didn't want to pay the ransom and shit, they felt alone and rejected and their only contact was that nice guy dutroux who would give them physical comfort. wew

no they're not

We will never know. I noticed women's games are full of such instances, where they could clear a ball, or pass, or take some action but then at the last second hesitate, brain freeze or just don't do anything at all. It's weird

ehh i've seen better asses in men (no homo at all)

Sex is for faggots no woman can satisfy me like I can jerking off to her wet ass yum

hmmm sweetie goals are what determine who is the better side, nothing else

Yea a couple but most are ethnic germans. Unlike male european teams. Croatia proved that you can go far without any "diversity." We got fucked over by a turkish roach with eye problems and the world cup should go to a african nation instead of france. Women football can be taken more seriously than male football which is embarassing to be honest.

The first half proved that
Germany are spectators

what are you drinking tonight?

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Bühl got some nice lips desu

Men become dicks on the pitch. Women become pussies.

Have gin upstairs but might just stay sober tonight

You?

These girls are good with the balls haha

there goes nofap wednesday

milk

Based desu

Basically all our men's players has atleast one german parent don't be so assblasted m8

99% sure that was onside

Someone did his homework there.
Well it seems like a good plan at the end.

goddamit my waifu cant hit the target for shit

based

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>plopp

Ruediger Guendogan Oezil

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how is that comfortable during an athletic match? do they just like the feeling of their bum getting sling shotted?

based, same

i think it's the other way around

How can a white man even have a chance with a girl like her?

coffee and I might have a smoke later

The spectators are winning

Malte-Sören...

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well he needed to keep them motivated before selling them to Europe's royal and political elite

that's a stretch dude, Alexis is a god tier female athlete

>includes the most important part
based

I dDEMAND BONMATI NOW

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yeah, on the first kick it was onside and the ball touched only the german's head so it was a legal play

I'm aware but they're playing like ass.

so what i have noticed so far is that those women are really good at playing long balls. no pun intended here

my dads born in russia. Am i also not german for you then?

~70th minute

yeah, Rüdiger sounds really african

This
This but Spain is not playing as well this half desu

even on a good match they play like ass, it's the WWC's standard

He doesn't look mulatto at all

At least you are white so its not too bad.

Nonsense and all of them identify as another nationality.

which Spanish girl is the one who missed the easy chance in the Euros(?) that became a meme? is she still playing?

With money.

Bonmatí on my face, Garcia on my dick

yeah, he's technically half-white tho

>my dads born
literally doesn't matter where somebody is born. stopp arguing like a retard, Sören

fuck
marry

I have 55€ per month from my parents, I-is enough?

What? Özil has turkish parents both of them. Stop talking nonsense.

Anons, you disgust me. All these women are playing to WIN A TOURNAMENT. Not to be judged by guys on a Mongolian jigsaw forum on their looks, or to be FUCKING OGGLED. Have some fucking respect brehs

based

That means you're only half german.

Where's the VAR when you need it?

the black parent must've been the niggest fucking pitch black sudan nigga out of all of them

>x country x activity forum
fuck off redditor

Why woman football have so much anoying screems and man football you don't ear nothing?

you marry Bonmatí because she looks like she would still be cute in her 40s

Yes dont be sexist, this is quality sport we are watching

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For me, it’s Daebritz.

that's why i said basically, brainlet. Rüdiger, Sane and Gnabry who are curretnly playing unlike özil all have a german parent

i like how the colourful pattern on german shirts looks exactly like pre-WWII borders

Commentator said that the refs are told to w8 this long (longer as usual) before calling offside. Literally why? Is the Bogdanoffs reaction time getting slower?

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for me, it's Kurid Knaak

wtf, I like woman football now!

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Just referring to the poster who said every player has at least one german parent - which ist not the case for guendogan oezil at least, simce both parents aren't. Dont really care about what nationality you identify with or anyone identifies with, desu. Everyone should just do as they please

great GREAT display of the spanish team. Very appealing

Sure, you can pay a premium Snapchat or a Patreon.

>redditor
No u

take a drink every time a pass reaches it's intended target

serious idea: the mens national team coach should also coach the womens team

>offiside
Wait wut

hands down that was a red

Training for VAR in 16 years

the sport is good, the problem is the players kek

did that yesterday and drank 940 shots

Is Low not ded at the moment?

God no. Then our women's team would suck

RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for me it's pazific russia and alaska

i don't think they would have the patience, after coaching the best players coaching these women would be like coaching a monkey

So VAR can make the call.

>that shot

#19(GER) is not that bad

i hope he is dead forever

well, guess your mens team needs to be coached by a wymyn then

if it is a real chance of a goal happening they are supposed to wait the play end, if it was offside they let the VAR say so afterwards. The problem is the retards are waiting even in cases where it is clearly offside beyond any doubts

VAR has gotten more decisions wrong than the average referee this tournament

only 18 years old and i agree i like what i see

Gnabry's parents are made up bullshit with barely any information. Gnabry's parents are shady at best. Rüdiger is also shady, his name is supposed to be Antonio Rüdiger, yet there are barely informations about his parents. But he has a brother called Sahr Senesie. So is his aftername is Senesie not Rüdiger.

pulling for spain. germany has been very rude lately.

yes agree

>i hope he is dead forever
Did he not bring you the '14 world cup?

tfw no maria leon to finish me every night. why even live?

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>men's team coached by a woman
B-but I don't want that either. I just want male coaches to stop being retarded

wait you dont watch regularly at all do you?

they did it yesterday in the men's qualifying game (without VAR)
that was stupid

>this is what afd facebook pages do to your brain

she had two nice plays in a row, the finishing is not there but she got in a good position both times, shouldve crossed the second one.

he's doing home office

wow that was TOTALLY uncalled for

Can this dumb cunt make it through 10 minutes without calling the wrong name?

no, it was schweinsteiger klose boteng hummels lahm and neuer + götze that one time

Is that fucking tattoo real? Is it a tranny?

it's like they're playing PES with manual passing/shooting

it is James in a wig

So when you win its the players, when you lose its the trainer. Roger.

>"looks can de deceiving" tattooed on her neck
>looks like a dyke
>is a dyke
Lol I don't think so Mapi

I'm gonna be honest. I've been finding this world cup more entertaining than the normal world cup usually is.

>This tourney
If my daughter ever expresses to me she wants to play football, I'm gonna beat her.

yes. no.

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I am mostly watching for the cuties and the ridiculous fuck-ups.

post pic of daughter

Germany: Frohms, Maier, Elsig, Doorsoun, Huth, Daebritz, Dallmann, Leupolz, Schuller, Knaak, Magull

Spain: Ouahabi, Andres, Leon, Guijarro, Bonmati, Garcia, also Coach Vilda why not.

I dont think she's a real blonde

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had a similar chain when i was a kid

fucking hate this hair color, ugly as shit

Only one way to find out

I want to cut her throat where she has that tattoo...

Maybe that's what she meant by looks can be deceiving, if it's not a tranny

the state of that tattoo. dios mio

guys. I wanna put my goeßling in Lena if you know what I mean

>merle frohms

she got nice legs

BONMATI IS IN

too much black and white my man. this is not the thread to discuss it, but its not that simple.

EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW

heh

/nuestraniña/

>this close-up of the ref
im howling

What is it about football that attracts so many lesbians, Jesus Christ!

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I loathe the day that Gößling stops

Spooked tbdesu

Someone screenshot the referee puffing her lips please

>bonmati sent off
a feisty one, i see

didn't your mom teach you to jack off to elsa jean every now and then?

Benis!
I'd still fuck her in the ass.

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NOW IT'S A GAME

Post your rarest Bonmatís

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Däbritz is mine btw

tranny for sure

this ref

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manager is definitely fucking Bonmatí

BASED with great taste. have another suited to you

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substantiate your claim

too rare to post itt

how are the pupils (?) so small?

need two more goals, kek

What the fuck was that?

drugs

wholesome

>bitch literally doesn't look before passing the ball

Dumb Cunt.

wew lad!

She looks like she could single handedly retake Luhansk in 90 minutes.

i claimed her way back

>ref puts the whistle in her mouth
>hesitates and doesn't give the fault
fucking hoe

>her face when she sees my
Hoover SY71 NM02001 A2 Bagless Upright Vacuum Cleaner, 1.2 L, 700 W

Literally 10/10

I will find you and kill you if you ever speak shit again

its called no look pass, you wouldnt know

cum on girls

We need a new tread

>German finishing

This is the last game of this WC that I watched. God damnit, they are so bad its frustrating.

>clear cut header on the 5 m line
>botches pathetically
girl what

hmmmm is she trying to make a heart or is she....?
youtube.com/watch?v=YlbMCZbSLoI

USA v Chilean Farmers will be good.

Dumbest Cunt on the Planet.

era penal desu

NO ERA PENAL

you claim a girl by making her belly swell

DUMB CUNT
DO IT FAGGOT

FUE PENAL

It's over in five minutes

penalty

i made mine swell, that counts

Why can’t these players sprint?

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>no look pass = having no idea who is in the area and just randomly passing the ball to the opponent

>long ball to 1m60 womanlets

They are trying

D E F E N D
E
F
E
N
D

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german commentator is so fucking shit

But there’s no possible way to run faster? Like speed training?

Germany getting refballed through this desu

seething white man

GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND! GUT GEMACHT DEUTSCHLAND!

tits

shit game

wtf was that freekick

ggeznore

WON GERMANY WON

>"sie will die zeit an der eckfahne herunterlaufen lassen. Keine gute Idee."
>game is won

absolute state of spanish finishing

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But some don’t have tits :/

I like the funk on the BBC red button

>retarded woman coach instead of being a grown up and going to shake hands with other coach runs like a teenage to celebrate with the team like she just won the cup
fucking bitch

so this is the POWER of tikitaka

>you will never be Bonmatís bf and console her with hugs and kisses after a loss

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it's called sports bra virgin boy

more like tittykaka

god i wish i was that ball

>62% passquote
the absolute state

sexist pig :(

>sports bras disappear your tits
>Brazilian logic

off to the gym to lift the feels away

When's the next game? Who's playing?

it literally does, you retard, it compresses the tits and make them look almost non existant, speciallt with loose shirts

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France-Norge in an hour

Norway vs France at 9

Just don't reply to him

Shut the fuck up you brazil mouthbreathing monkey. Nobody asked for your subhuman opinion!

can a sport suit work on americans to make them look slim?

Thanks guys. Is norway any good? I think I want norway to win.

monkeys are very intelligent and would never breath through their mouths

from what I heard they are one of the favorites

>Said the mouthbreather from brazil that is clearly one.

this is thread police
stop discussion right now and disperse, faggots

Can't tell me what to do

quite literally nothing wrong with being a monkey, Ahmed

They are bretty gud, but so are France. It's gonna be an interesting match for sure.

Heh, I expected better insults. Now I'm disappointed...

France v Norway:

Are you really so bored that you are fishing for insults in a thread about women football on Yea Forums?
Get your life together dude Jesus Christ.