Aus vs Pak
Rain looms
/cric/ket World Cup
hate this goblin
amir and babar show inshallah
the table topping New Zealand
:D
The fastest thread of this match was the half hour when there was no griget happening
hate how they dont show the current run rate
Imam looks like a sweetie desu
Babar Show
it will do australia a world of good if they can get a couple of wickets at this stage
How long until rain?
>51 runs
>10 overs
5.10 runs lads
yeah but it got weird and a lot of incest was discussed
The Amir Show.
It tells of a young elephant, named Babar, whose mother is killed by a hunter. Babar escapes, and in the process leaves the jungle, visits a big city, and returns to bring the benefits of civilization to his fellow elephants. Just as he returns to his community of elephants, their king dies from eating a bad mushroom. Because of his travels and civilization, Babar is appointed king of the elephant kingdom. He marries his cousin, and they subsequently have children and teach them valuable lessons.[3][4]
Damnit. Bed time
Car Parkistan
GONE
GOTTEM
If there is a risk of rain when a team is batting, would they play a higher risk style so they can win if the game gets called off early? In anticipation of not being able to bat their full overs.
GONE
GET FUCKED
>gobar poozam
Oh nononononono
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GONE
GOT HIM
OFF YOU FUCK
grim
BABAR SHITZAM BTFO PAKIS BTFO
Coulter is such a weird first name
I think you meant pooki Virat kek
damn. think I jinxed it
PAKISTAN'S KOHLI LMAO
haha yeah i was jsut excited and messed up
soete drome en warm tone
thought Virat was indian
lost wickets factors heavily into the calculations iirc
Got it backwards, lad, his name is Nile.
He name is nathan
>t. katua
there is a formula used called duckworth-lewis that is used to determine if the team batting second would have won, so smart teams will know where they need to be run and wicket wise at various points in time to win
grim stuff this
quick quiz: does lettuce belong on a burger?
bed time i think lads
Goodnight boro
yes but cheese doesn’t
yes
Cool. Thanks
She looks like sukhdev from the legend of bhagat singh
gf is loving the cricket lads
Yep
you now remember Salman Butt
quick quiz:do white people belong in south africa?
Lettuce find out XD
>ball hit along the ground
>screams CATCH IT
yes, no cheese, mustard or ketchup
tomato lettuce, grilled onions, maybe mayo
Haha suck cock Pakistan
not very nice lad
lol
>dabbing paki child
My cousin's friend's friend sent a picture of the ground for tomorrow. Shit's flooded
you two are so fucking retarded its actually mind boggling.
:P
where are all the hotties, i thought englund was a progressive country
chicken flavoured chips don't actually taste anything like chicken
Do white people belong in South African cannibal burger?
>where are all the hotties for Incel: The Sport
So true
Have you tried it or something?
can't expect a simple aussie to understand such a complex concept
You have to manually add chicken baka
ha
whos cousin is this
thinking of asking a girl at work out but she's one of those people that allergic to fucking everything and can't eat shit. anyone got any date ideas?
Yeah lad, shame your dad's cock was so small
take her to a game of shield cricket when that starts up
if she cant sit through that then shes not worthy
indulge me, because 72 hours is a bullshit number you've *ahem* pulled out of your arse. If it's taking that long for you to shit out food on the regular you are beyond unhealthy. I've worked in healthcare for a long time, maybe a box of anchovies for lunch a day changes things.
operating theater
Feed her dates XD
watch the cricket together lad
lettuce be reality
I'm officially off to watch the match. But first, a little poo
>Digestion can take anywhere from 24 to 72 hours, during which time the food you've eaten travels down your esophagus to your stomach, then to your small intestine, your large intestine, and out through the anus.
Why isn't the wog playing?
look, all decent ideas but I was hoping for something romantic
lol
brothel
really grim post this
definitely takes a lot longer than the 1 hour the unit implied with his cheese burgers
watch the cricket on valentines day
there was a local band called Retaxis, they were awful and I amused myself by telling people they were "Babad" but I don't think people got it.
zampz and stoinis both dropped? lel
*HONK* *HONK*
hi /cric/
good idea, i'll just put it off for another 9 months
stoinis injured, not sure about zampa but hopefully dropped.
stoinis out of the wc, bitch darsh called in
Would never go to a match the pakis were playing in
stoinis injured you fucking casuals
Take her to some stand-up. You get the connection from laughing together, without the pressure of thinking of something funny.
Honestly? Based.
that's actually a great idea.
I'm fucking hilarious but initially painfully shy trying to meet someone
Is it in Australia's favour to have Imam bat as long as possible?
You dim fuck, just ask her what she likes to do and do some variation of it
same. didnt go to the test match here either when india was playing.
ill just wait for an ashes or SA game.
BASED
>painfully shy trying to meet someone
Doesn't matter much. Pakistan lost the only good hitter they've got already
magic mushrooms lad
watching ul-Haq bat is physically making me ill
done them once and didn't enjoy it nearly as much as acid desu
Hafeez and Malik are pretty capable. They still have Asif Ali, who’s a big hitter.
They call you Yea Forumsbro
>tfw no japanese amazon gf to femdom me
this speaks to me
exceptional bowling here from maxxy
steer clear of girls like this and girls so are always sick/complaining about being sick. Not worth your time, plenty of other girls out there and you shouldn't shit where you eat.
GONE
FUCK OFF
Bowlspoorly
Don't lie, it's very satisfying to scream on top of your lungs and blame staring someone else for not putting effort
>hate own cute countrywomen
>except them to vote for and with you, against hornyturk migrants and sjw leftists
sub 60 iq
okay this is true
>Memeswell needs to bowl all of his 10 overs
this is the post
>Maxshit
this post is retarded
nah lad, smith and finch can chuck a few down, not even stressed.
mate, i honestly love your work. i dont know how you manage to sus out every post like that in every thread, but it's genuinely impressive.
its only a meme calm down
a bit over this 5G telstra ad, might just accept it
Freshie
211 off 192
the Russian's obsession with Sarah Taylor is bizarre
dont know why i need some stupid kid to tell me what im ready for.
is that the pol toad?
America sucks but their country girls are hot
please watch our sport man
it's the Incel Amphibian
only natural lad, how could anybody resist
>richardshit into the attack
ah yes this fills me with confidence.
yeah, me neither, nor why she knows what swiping right means. But I frequent enough conspiracy forums to be suspicious. And I suspect the technology isn't for our benefit.
Not very nice lad
Sarah Taylor nudes leak when?
Been doin some real stinky farts tonight
wasnt there reports that thousands of birds were dying in sweden or some shit near 5g towers kek
sorry lad, was a bit out of line
>Shitchardson
jesus christ our bowling is so fucking terrible
Get rid of this Surrey thot and give me my wholesome Kent waifu
You now remember Josh Hazlewood
a full strength Pakistan
imagine
Daniellle wyatt “””leaks””” lol
would prefer not to
just deployed starc
think we need a wicket here lads
140 kph shits alternating between bouncers and half volleys
>we
which bowler are you mate?
grim taste lad
>deploy
im the team chef
probably, but yeah, it's not a cancer thing for >us, more a control, IARPA style, sonic weaponry and the like. Plus a huge increase in telemetry detail.
Yeah
Is the picture intended to help your point here?
any skiver man in?
they both look fucking grim
whatever happened to him and Ryan McLaren
pakistan on semi final watch
Is that picture intended to make me vomit?
Representative of our fair country then
>those old white bongs waving a pakistan flag
KEK
Daily reminder tomorrow's game is going to get rained out boys
So make dinner reservations with your gf
haha, yeah, my gf
joe rogan looks exactly the same as my dad. it's really weird and unsettling.
Hazlewood injured himself months before the world cup
Nathan bracken, Stuart Clark,
Why are we even arguing, all the Aussie women’s team are fitter anyway
Slats on spying on schoolchildren from the air watch
yeah my right hand is free tomorrow night
Have fallen into the though process that I am irredeemable trash and no woman could ever love me for who I am
baldness is uniquely more than common amongst aussies I've found
Maybe it's all that solar radiation
Lol cricket is a dead gay sport
Didn't even realise there was a world cup on
fin on the cards
literally me
I'm white but rooting for Pakistan because being paki must be nothing but pure misery
I still get pakis at work talking to be about 1992.
Just sad desu
deano my son
It’s getting darker there. Is rain, dare I say it, looming?
...
can't control my horny level right now
not just the baldness, his facial structure, shape, complexion, literally EVERYTHING.
also i'm already considering taking fina
Are you actually a european or a paki immigrant
Project pooing is officially over
Are we winnin son?
he's a Brit on a sex tour of Eastern Europe
This nigga was talking a 45 minute shit
aussies tucked up in bed praying for rain
In a combined South Asian team (Ind/Pak/Bang/Sri) - what non-Indians would get into the team?
The correct answer is 0.
How do we bring back the biff?
shakib tbf
win poodicter is fucking bullshit
Damn his boipuccy must be hurtin
Quick. Camera move towards you. You're on the big screen Live broadcast for brief 12 secs. What do you do?
*ahem* Amir
Behead a pajeet
cock out
He is probably gay,he's been in bulgaria for awhile. Bulgarians are known for being crazy on steroids and gym lyf. Theres cheaper pucci avalible in Moldova and Ukraine.
reckon shakib, amir and perera would get a look in
*dab*
Hello Deano
dab respectfully
nazi salute
Nazi thums up
Can women bowl faster than me?
Babar, Amir, Shakib. Stop being retarded
straight and not on a sex tour
lil thot learning from big thot
feel like pure shit just want babar back
Why you are naming family members?
phwoar wouldnt mind a go on those
Ahh yes, the teets.webm
doesnt matter,because of their Q angle they will get injured or get tired before you. Unless they have dyke body
Why are you typing in broken English?
who /teamholly/ here
reminder that it is literally confirmed that about half the 'Australians' that post here are brown diaspora
used to follow her on twitter can’t remember her name
I feel silly now.
grim
i am white diaspora from a brown country (south african living in perth)
Maitlan Brown
rohit
dhawan
kohli
babar
shakib
malik
t.perera
shadab
bumrah
amir
lakmal
Truth
bet Isa is absolutely soaking right now
goddamn theres only pakis in background. The fucking meme is real , fucking hell, someone do something and get these cousin fuckers out!
So true
This is the post
Muscular 48(71)
kek malik
GOTTIM FUGOFF
scottish (based) - irish (cringe) mix here
i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish fuckhead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.
FUCK OFF
OUT
BACK TO BLOWING UP CONCERTS FOR YOU
CumGOD
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
PISS OFF GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU STUPID CUNT WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE
Nice. I would've picked Pandya (as a batsman only).
le 50 and out man
GONE
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
FUCK OFF
cumGOD
PAKIS BTFO
paging diarrhoea editor
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH
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time to deploy starc
don't really like the rude posts when someone gets out
need the experience lad
yeah was a tossup between him and malik
Aussies should have left Iman in and let the RRR escalate
Ahh yes, Chelsea Dagger
lad you own a takeaway here, dont start me with the great jop.
Inshallah brother
What if someone let loose a pig onto the ground?
I’d personally choose Hafeez over Malik or Pandaya
Glorious jihad on the responsible parties
OH MY
Rishabh Pant and maybe Mayank Agarwal are going to be the future and you forgot dhoni. Chahal and kuldeep are better bowlers too
sarfaraz already there m8
That’s no way to talk about Steve Smith
Always love buying pork and seeing the muslim tesco cashier pack it up for me. Always crack a smile for that. Inside they are seething
He's on the field, Sarfaraz.
asian gf in that toyota ad lads
ISLAM MUST RISE AGAIN MY BROTHERS. THE HAREMS MUST ONCE AGAIN BE FILLED WITH THE PLEASURES OF THE BYZANTINE WOMEN
porkistanis namber 1 terorist nation
WHAT IS THIS FAT FUCK DOING
>Carey
tipping a sarfraZ 23 (13)
>Finch bowling
kek what the fuck?
>poorey
even wade a better option
alex carey is actually so fucking dogshit. i dont know what kind of mental gymnastics youd need to do to justify his spot in the team
Fucking KEK
GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF
KEK
FINCH GOAT
>getting out to finch
would probably commit suicide tbeh
DONE
OUT
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
EAT A PIG
>(You)
You now remember Cameron Bancroft
You now remember Matthew Wade
You now remember Peter Handscomb
>getting out to finch
apologise
elite wicket
>getting out to Finch
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH OH NONONONONON
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K E K
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THICK AS SHIT
Business idea: lob some more full tosses
>paki batsmen
>mental midgets
A fine combination
>Getting yourself out off the worst fucking ball in history
>(you)
ME BTFO
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>pooki nowhere to be seen
lel
Hafeez has to be one of the lowest IQ cricketers
What an absolutely braindead wicket to ship in a World Cup ffs
SOMEONE PUNCH OUT THIS FUCKING GUITARIST
>needing the old man to bail you out
oof,you dont want muslims commiting suicide lad
Unless its in baghdad or faislabad
I M P L O S I O N
The most predictable, unpredictable ream in the world.
>clarke commentary
time to mute
Does anyone else really hate Michael Clarke's commentary?
KEK
CumGOAT
GONE
FUCK OFF
just a shit team desu
THINK OF THE BOOMERS
do you taste metal?
Reckon this match will be good for Oz NRR
POOLAPSE
This is Australian tier shitting of the bed.
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TIME FOR BED
>pookis on suicide watch kek
>we lost to this
Reckon cummins is a good bowler
>Pakshitstan
LMAO
Just been to see the bloke who makes bats for all the big names.
Chris Gayle's was like a fucking tree trunk.
The fix is in
Has there ever been a wicky who bowls?
business idea: adam zampa and james o'connor make a porno to raise funds for australian sports
sachin used one of the biggest heaviest bats
BASED
but what was his bat like?
its Paggystan lad, no fix just shit
also yes b00mer music and not nigger shit. Respect
I would watch the shit out of that repetitively
dhoni sent a few overs down in one series in england
Where is T. Paine?
straight up not having a good time lads
Lots of Aussie brown nosers ITT
nude leaker.jpg
in Tasmania
>already into the tail
yep, Pakistan are cooked
he's actually in england for the ashes
reckon carey is a bit shit at keeping
anyone can recommend some good NTR javs where the guy actually watches it happen?
I didn't know that lol
that’s me for the day
Matthew wade brainlet
reckon you may be right haha
gilly got a wicket in the ipl
No, I shall do no such thing.
People died for that flag you post with you know.
rix-006
GOTTEM
GONE
FUCK OFF
that was silly of them lol
God I feel this so hard
have you ever thought about how companies literally invest millions into adverts promoting tourism to SEA when they could literally just show tinder profiles like this at no cost?
thanks lad, seen this already.
PRAISE ALLAH
Yup, but i think it affected his elbow in later years and he became less explosive in his shots.
I think Lara and Sehwag had much lighter than average bats
they don't want sex tourists
GONE
FUCK OFF
>LETTING RICHARDSHIT GET A WICKET
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RIP
>losing wickets to Finch and Shitshardson
POOTHE
Amir- 1
Australia- 1
There was recently an ad campaign here all about sex tourism and it made white roasties seethe kek.
>h-h-how dare men want to travel to sea to get superior asian boipucci
Reminder England lost to this team
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All I wanted was a competitive PAK-IND and looks like we won't even get that
stupid fucking poomunity
>136/3
>160/6
Man I love cricket but I hate collapses.
>ntr
yikes
real talk though just get on javlibrary and browse NTR until you see a cover that grabs you
TIC
My ex would rarely get jealous except when I floated the idea of doing it with a cute thai ladyboy.
i've got nearly 5TB of javs downloaded, i've basically exhausted everything by this point. only stuff that grabs me has no torrents anywhere and often isn't even on dmm
its not jealousy lad,its just sadness knowing she a chose degenerate faggot like you as her bf. Kys
have sex but unironically
>not wanting that sweet, sweet boipucci
grim
grim
i regularly have sex. i'm just addicted to porn and sex does nothing to break that.
imagine being one of those freaks who’s like overly into porn, it’s not meant to be a hobby
I bet you have a pornhub account and follow pornstars on twitter too
>more wides than the pakis
i only watch asian porn (javs and doujins).
imagine having literally zero sex drive because fina has friend your brain.
explosive batting power on display here
Give it to me straight, does pakistan have any chance?
JAV is only good for the weird scenario shit that they do. Can't imagine finding conventional censored porn titillating
time for an actimel
most recreational drugs are better than sex
OH MY
Not really
Based pooki making sure Richardson doesn't play the next game
they'll get near the finish line and then choke horribly
No. No matter how many times pundits say that 350 is a par score, we're not going to see teams chase down 300+ more than a few times this whole tournament.
The muslim, a victim of his slavish faith, does not have the ability to face any trial or adversity. When faced with hardship, they stand paralyzed with wonder with how their "god" could desert them. It is the christian religion, centered around faith and hope, that allows a man the freedom to never give up and fight to the last man. Only the men of Christ can perform miracles.
if australia get 4 (four) more wickets its game over
grim
nah I can assure you I still have a sex drive , I would just stop taking the drugs had I experienced such an effect
i give them 10%
rate is not out of control but they just don't have enough batting left
DOCP-129
unironicallly derive more pleasure from wow than sex. sadly wow is garbage now and it's still 2 months until classic.
Truth ,Based and Christpilled
New to cricket. Is winning the toss some kind of kala jadu curse?
BASED Nissan Ali
big into tits myself so it doesn't really bother me
Amen
Hasan Ali is a strong lad
seen everything in this series. very good stuff.
typically its toss wins lol.
Quads of truth
jesus could've used that miracle as he was getting nailed to the cross.
boring
Based and checked.
how you like that? what you think of me naow?
based. what are your favs?
What’s for drinks, lads?
Retard strength
Uh oh lads someone's in trouble.
Americans must be punished for making James Corden and John Oliver so famous
so true
Bed on the cards
>stuff not on dmm
i don't know what you expect to find out there then, they have pretty much everything worth any effort. short of physically going to japan to shop, i don't know what to tell you.
044, 049, 017, and 094 are the ones left on my pc so they must have been my favourites. I'm redownloading 129 now to have a look.
You link the HONB ntr stuff lad? reckon theyre some of the best
it was the prophecy la,if he wasnt nailed he would been a fraud,like that pedo muhaMAD
>James corden
Despise that deano
Don't forget that shitter Jim jefferies
We'll literally lap up anyone with an accent
please get richardshit out of the """""""""""""""""""""attack""""""""""""""""""""" hes complete shit
i know lad, it's grim. basically just hoping i missed something along the way
Christianity will never die because it has a God who knows how to rise from the grave.
NEED some wickets right now
>chokes
Based dicko again
Is Hassan retarded?
GOTTEM
GET OUT OF HERE
FUCK OFF BACK HOME
>another paki brain fade
Howling
(You)
GONE GOTTEM THERE GOES YOUR '''''COMEBACK''''' BTFO
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GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DIRTY SHITCUNT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
based lad.
>You link the HONB ntr stuff lad? reckon theyre some of the best
nah will check out
pakis are terminally stupid
amir show with the bat on the cards
negativity posting is the key to wickets lad.
>Australians aren’t
Shut your manlet mouth
We literally invented the internet and the hills hoist clothesline.
kek
What do you think Hassan was thinking?
If you get out-witted by a fool, what does that make you? Hint: it's west of India.
if the god died in the first place then he is no god. and if he has the capability to "rise again" after death then he didn't truly die in the first place did he? what a ridiculous belief
>paki justification
>I need to up the run rate because Sarfaraz is shit
>it's an ignorant paki episode
pakistan aren't that bad desu, just played some incredibly brainlet shots. can see why englel lost
Inshallah just seen my cousin in the crowd la'
5’ 3’’ is reasonably average
>what a ridiculous belief
fucking legit lol
yeah the hafeez brainfade was the turning point I reckon, no need for that shot
christ led the west to utterly dominate you pedo mohammedans. you live in shit and filth for a reason. because you are shit and filth
scenario and sound are both what jav does great. western studios are starting to do scenarios better, though 90%+ of it is casting and "step fantasy". sound quality in the west is still really behind jav as well (particularly dirty talk and throat noises).
BASED
they'd have BTFO us without the dropped catches
>its a pakistans middle order mysteriously collapses episode
>following a pedo war warmonger
no wonder islam is fucked
Grim sebbo
Just grim
All religions are equally bad. Stop arguing over them.
>squeaking Jap women is a bonus
THIS
>he likes high-pitched nipponese sounds
>talking about religion in /cric/
SHAN'T
Why is Sarfaraz in the team?
kek not so much the squeaking, but the more subtle noises, i guess you need to watch jav to get it
Here's the only religion I need
HATE all porn noise acting, always completely ruins it
le porno connoisseurs
the absence of religion has led to the disintegration of the younger population
they now get their morals, etc from TV/movies
this but unironically
this but unironically
You mean the one guy who hasn't thrown away his wicket?
So grim
The guy with no talent
>taking a single first ball of the over
>Shartfaraz
these but unironically
Steve Smith is a fraud.
Warner is innocent
>christ led the west to utterly dominate
so he was a warmonger then? instead of the promised ‘seed’ who came to destroy the effects of sin and offer salvation to mankind?
Hmmmmmmmmm
Based
>Visit Taunton
jfc this is what you whypipo call food?
anyone else annoyed at all the pokemon that were cut from the new game?
Calm down m8
no, black was the last one I played and I know nothing
ay fuck you, i nailed these mashed potatoes
fairo. just a bit sad i cant adventure with my favourite pokemon. just hope the new ones are good.
Ever since I've been worrying about my own hair loss I always notice it on others. Cummo's dome is not looking good
there’s literally no proof of this yet. Not that they’ve been completely cut i.e wiped from the game and not available at some point . /vp/ just likes drama
Looking good mate
ABSOLUTELY LIVID
i thought that was rice
he preached peace and tollerance. and under that we flourished to the point where we can end you and the rest of your cousin fucking camel jockeys with the push of a button
comment was more on your """""cuisine"""""
>no proof of it
um, masuda literally said it yesterday.
i don't get sucked into the /vp/ mass hysteria but it's an objective fact that you're not going to be able to play the new game with any pokemon you want, at least not when it first comes out.
This is just like the "Battle frontier project has started" scenario.
the jap dev said it at e3
They should go ahead and keep cutting and just have a new set of 100-150 for the game
Where did he literally say it. Some retard on /vp/ saying he literally said it doesn’t mean he literally said it
Pokemon is dull
i feel like killing their game would be kind of a bad idea.
Masuda said it himself. If it's not in Galar, then fuck you.
Shut the fuck up faggots
WALLOP
he said you won't be able to import all pokemon just those from the new regions pokedex
did you watch the treehouse after nintedo's e3 announcements?
only Pokémon in the Galar region Pokédex will be able to be imported from Pokémon Home into Sword and Shield.
Producer Junichi Masuda said at E3 that the developers spent “a lot of time thinking about what the best way to move forward was” as the Pokédex grows and grows.
He noted that since there are now “well over 800 Pokémon species in the game”, and the Switch’s hardware quality made it easier for them all to be unique and expressive, the designers had to balance importing as many Pokémon as possible and updating them to these high standards while still keeping development deadlines. The team discussed many options, but finally decided to only allow Galar region Pokémon to be imported.
Citation needed
Who /nervous/ here
Not me haha
t. did not watch the E3 presentation after the direct
Stop negative posting, these fuckers always get out then
What happened to James Pattinson?
James Pattinson is an author m8
you are such a fucking dumbcunt its incredible.
he literally said it in the e3 direct, you can just google it and see a million articles
nintendolife.com
The game will sell 11 billion copies whatever you do to the roster so it doesn't matter, it's also why it will get away with looking like a PS2 game with flash-tier animation
You’re putting 2 and 2 together and making 5. Also misquoting . He never said all Pokemon won’t be available at some point, just not as you’re playing through the game, and that last paragraph is basically all you and not Masuda at all
always amazed when i hear about people over the age of 13 playing pokemon
youtube.com
At 27:25. You're welcome.
Fucking this. Im just sitting here reading their shit and shaking my head
not that amazing
plenty of adults really love superhero films
Do you come from a land down under?
oh shit i might be able to get a few more pokemon years after the game has been released! that's totally no different!!
christ you're a fucking dumbcunt. he LITERALLY said the only pokemon you can get are the ones in the galar pokedex. these are direct words out of his mouth.
i dunno, there are 22 million tweets on japanese twitter about the cuts already. people seem really fucking mad this time.
perturbed yet AusWORMS?
New
>He never said all Pokemon won’t be available at some point
that's exactly what he said you absolute retard
this article seems bunk, I don’t know what actual masuda quotes they’re basing this on and it seems the editor of this is article is wrapped up in false hysteria too. I’ll believe it when it’s atually confirmed
*all religions of middle-eastern origin are utter shit. Buddhism/Hinduism is the least intrusive and most populous
see then kill yourself.
this has to be bait, no one can be this fucking stupid
Thank god for spice and indian food
>57 runs from 51 balls
are they gonna do it lads?
lads please give me a stream, i'm a poorfag.
I'm watching it here, scuffed quality though
crichd.online
>being 2deep4u about fucking porn
based poorfag retardposter