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Australia were 189/1.

>you

state of this tail

never really order chips just by themselves, just say "meal"

>couler-nile
its safe to say that 97 in the first game was a complete fluke lmao

Frips. Might go get some tbqh.

>146/0
>299/7

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fries

Lol their batting is as shit as your bowling

Are we still boycotting Gilette lads?

crisps and a sodie

just get 300 you dumb cunts

Why can’t Australia beat white countries like India and Pakistan?

Just use the self order machine so i don't have to interact with a human being

i remember when our tail was actually decent

No, the English one.

>can't even play Eye of the tiger riff right
L M A O
M
A
O

al bundy in the back

Chaseable

HJs have different chips now, seems like there's less of them though.

>fuck with the batting order expecting a blowout
>choke and barely score 300
Big brained.

>350 is on the cards

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and I thought Starc was the retard strength masher, should've put him in before pooer-phile

i would guess alison mitchell
is it a bit deep

She's English

Look here you Balding, impotent nonce cunt Pakistan haven't yet and won't win. Amir didn't do nearly enough to give his team a shot of winning.

Your other poodiction is that sri Lanka was going to win the WC. How's that going? Dumb fucking shrivel dick retard

Disgusting

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>

im rooting for you ausbros

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imagine if Pakistan had two amirs

This game is easy win for aus

The dictator?

>bummings

Nice trannies

reminder that I predicted 315 all out and i WILL be vindicated

We had them in the 90s

Ah yes Guha that traditional English surname

bottom right is claimed as my waifu

Imagine if they were good Christian lads.

>CUMMINS
shithouse

A little, yeah.

>they won't even play 50 overs
KEK WORLD CUP FAVOURITES LMAO

t. cazzie

if you could make a mirror image of a bowler, ie have the same bowler but both left and right handed, which would you have in your team

OH NONONONONONO
AUSTRALIA ON INSUFFICIENT TOTAL WATCH

>how did England lose to thi-

What are Australia doing?

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Are all pakistans really muslims?

I'd say 99% are

yes

getting a big smelly bumming

most are

they murder all the ones that aren't

Yeah

grim stuff

not feeling confident about the 400

yes, they are all heavily inbred as well

sup fools

Not necessarily. But you do have to be discreet

haloooo (i'm not girl)

It feels like even we have a winning chance against Australia

talking to the mirror ? LOL

95% and they forcefully convert those who aren't. That's why most Hindus are in queue for Indian citizenship

Did you know one in 5 Australians is descended from a lowlife criminal

tipping Pakistan all out for less than 100

you are a riot kumar

Australia were like 146/0 in 22 overs

So true

Many are only Muslim by name but if they say or do anything against it they’ll be killed.

kek
KEK

good review

Yeah the Hindus are such pacifists aren't they

GOTTEM

muhammed yousuf was unironically the first Christian to ever play for them

AMIR

Ahh yes, a historian

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Muslim by name is Muslim. Otherwise there is no Christians left on this world

mental to think that in pakistan they all have the same three names must get confusing

GONE GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

They even murdered non muslims from our country,mate.

Why yes I do love history

oh wow, it was absolutely plum

an

girls are overrated

You now remember East Pakistan

still think australia have enough but they will be cranially flustered by this poolapse

Total umpball that wasn't even close to out.

You are always welcome here friend.

KANE?

I for one has high hopes for the Starc - Richardson partnership

reminder Maxwell/Smoth/Finch need to bowl 10 overs between them

Business idea: South Asian Union

Did you know 70% of marriages in Pakistan are between cousins?

Grim

Chadmir

Need me to do a rain dance lads?

Don't get why we are so hated, must be the Indian diaspora

>losing 10 wickets for 150-odd
Embarrassing.

so true

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NO

>tfw have hot cousins but was born in stupid austraia

maxwell is a quality all-rounder. his variations and accuracy will give his captain control, as well as being a wicket threat.

severe lack of good hapa porn

Nice to meet you

Amir 5fer MotM performance

HAHAHAHAHA BTFO

pakistan WILL chase this

wow, starc out trying to wallop. never seen that before

Gee, I wonder why people don't like Pakistan...

this pitch has a bit of turn, maxwell might do alright.

Thinking about my post

pathetic shit, hope >we get btfo

They are pretty hot for inbreds

apologise to floppy b immediately

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMIR SHOW

>taking at least 4 wickets and gone for ~3rpo
Kys. If they had one other bowler that wasn’t a turbo brainlet they would have won this game

chances are you're and indian with that flag so go ahead

hope starc delivers these goat fuckers a few Abbott specials

>Haloooo (i'm not girl)

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THE AMIR SHOW

BASED fatty

Where is the 'apologise to zachy b' thread?

Truly an Amir Show

HAHAHAHa I CALLED AN AMIR FIFER IN THE LAST THREAD

dude fuck you

>Haloooo (i'm not girl)

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>Pakistan will chase this down and Australia will likely lose to England and NZ

big trouble for the sandpaper boys

KEK what a poolapse

reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/98j3iu/marrying_your_cousin/

Holy mother of BASED

>pakistan
>contributing anything good

Did I miss the amir show?

Actually i called that too

>Many congratulations to Moeen Ali and his wife Firuza on the birth of a baby girl.

>Moeen will miss England practice today and return tomorrow. He will be available for selection on Friday.

successful womb jihad

it was a good comeback but I still can't see pakistan chasing this
think the aussie bowlers will nip enough out in the first powerplay to break the back of the chase early

Feels bad desu

Yes zachy jizzed all over the TV screen

FUCK off nobody likes mudslims

he took 5/30
this wasn't even a meme amir show like so many others, potential motm performance

Fucking poopjeet, the martial race literally descending upon poondia from the North of Pakistan.

>muh pure race pajeetas

I’d take an inbred paki over a streetshitter any day

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fuck you too cow piss drinking fag

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i bet he firuzaly came in dat poosy

Okay this is EPIC

Why is Pakistan so upset over a cricket match?

>check score at 271/4 after 40ish overs
>check again now
What the fuck lmaooooooooooooooo

no racism outside of Yea Forums please

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>subhumans arguing who is better.

KEK

Rickshaw kheech bsdk

>australia
>tail
pick one

t.

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youtube.com/watch?v=n8wCH1jShn4

LIFE IS A CARNIVALE

You porkistani are inbred terrorist

Islam isn't a race.

Fuck off ooga booga nig nog

Based banglabros

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Imagine having your tail go for 35/6 or some shit, that's terrible.

so true

>146/0 from 22 overs
>307 all out
what did they mean by this?

>subhumans arguing who is better.

KEK

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Based Warner carrying this fraud Aussie team again.

I think you mean insufficient

Starc batting at 10 should be a good batting line-up though

whats it like dating a cute pakistani or indian girl as a white man, i think i may be developing a fetish

>loses to Poopeestan

Theres an awful lot of BENCHODS in here

official power ranking of subcontinent countries

1. Nepal
2. Banglesdesh
3. Pakistan
4. Sri Lanka
5. Bhutan
6. Maldives
7. POOndia

DISGUSTING

they only date their relatives lad

>b-but Warner is the problem

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kek

lucky >us, but why put on the WC now on this rainy shithole? Couldn't they have put the Ashes earlier and put the WC later?

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>Bhutan below fucking Nepal and Bangladesh.
Kek

so that's why they always turn me down (i'm a 4/10 for white people so that is like 9/10 to pakistan women), bollocks...

don't ask me lad. I'm still trying to get up the courage to talk to my Indian girl at the bottle shop.

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Please watch Game 7 Stan Lee with us tonight.

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So true.
Drop Smith.

Ashes matters more, duh...

Would expect this from a ShitContinent flag but not an Aussie.

>choke
>go back to whinging about the weather

>ashes earlier
are you implying that you'd rather see the ashes washed out?

>pakistan THAT high

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they're all equal last place

>pakistan not 7
yikes lad

an elite truth bomb

instagram.com/p/Bylm8YjnGdk

they are really very cute, i also hear they do anal more than white women to preserve their vaginal virginity. epic.

>pakistan
>3

based subjective, emotional retards. I'm suggesting that the ICC cares a lot more about everyone's money than simply Ashes money

as a Wings' fan all I can say is FUCK the ruins hope they choke and die

Cringe.

Lmao you guys are acting like every cousin marriage leads to deformities. The risk is very slightly higher than a random marriage, it leads to deformities if continued for several generations.

In Pakistan, the majority of people live in villages, literally Africa tier conditions. Those are the 70 % for the most part. Upper middle class chads who browse Yea Forums arent like that but you still characterise me by villagers. Just trying to hand an olive branch here sp. There's another Paki who's arguing like a typical retard btw

BASED Kermit

Big fan of those 2003 World Cup zebra aesthetics

Stan Lee is dead m8

Both the marvel Creator and also the hockey

Australian who hate Pakistan aren't true cricket fans

yes

legs

one from good boy day

yes

sanjay don't be mad, it's not my fault 90% of my city are brown people the dating pool is narrow

Feel like ECB probably had some say in the scheduling, but I could be wrong.

Stan Lee is kill m8

shan't be visiting a single one of them

Have sex with your cousin

PPL?
Just finished my leg day an hour ago haha

good

BASED Symonds

>marrying your cousin is bad
i'd unironically marry any of my female cousins, they're all hot as fuck

>he's actually defending it
KEK

>paki defending incest
like clockwork

lol Gough is so fat now

leftover dominos pizza in the oven lads

think about your kids.

the absolute state of fakis

>now

Seema > Isa

>healy thinking carey will play test cricket for aus
KEK

i sure do

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he was fat when he was still playing m8

he just had a fat face before

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Wtf

Grim. I make my own dough and only do home made 'za

>The risk is very slightly higher than a random marriage
>slightly

>Scousers

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Sounds good mate

seem like good lads

thread took a turn

>79/7 in the last 15

god I wish I had a cute blonde daughter on my lap rn

Do you white people even eat mangoes?

Just relapsed after 40 days of No fap.
Feeling grim lads

cringe
based

youtu.be/xFrecN_dsPc
Lads...

Wasn't there a Japanese prime minister who married his cousin?

>Medical data previously suggested that while British Pakistanis were responsible for 3 per cent of all births, they accounted for 30 per cent of British children born with a genetic illness.

how's thalassemia treating you,mate?

they aren't

He is right though.

Not white but mangoes have become a meme food like avocados in most Western countries so yeah

nah having kids with your cousins is fucking cruts
Your kids should be a 50/50 mix of you and someone else, basically makes your kids like a clone of yourself with a dash of someone else

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>fapped 4 times in that innings
how do you do it lad?

my grandma's grandparents were cousins

also I have the hots for my cousin

Rate my lunch

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lads lads lads

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Shut up Abbas

Jfc you guys even managed to ruin mangoes

>According to estimates from the United Nations, about 36 percent of girls and 29 percent of boys in Pakistan have suffered child sexual abuse.

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Yes. My favourite food.

you are gonna have to take a big greasy shit after all that

[A light snack for Sebbo]/10

>Not white

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Sebbo?

U N I T
N
I
T

Based

Grim. I bake my own sesame seed burger buns and make my own home made 'gers

Why tho? Mangoes are great

Apparently what you guys are eating aren't really mangoes. They don't taste the same as ours

lose weight, have sex

>mangoes have become a meme food like avocados in most Western countries so yeah
First I've heard of this.

Yes from 3 to 4 % it goes to 6%

Honestly ban all sorts of marriages that lead to higher chances of genetic defects. Ban women over 40 from marrying, ban jews from marrying non jews (Tay Sachs) blacks from marrying non blacks (sickle cell)

The fact is you don't really care that some villager will have a weird jaw, it's just against your cultural beliefs which repulses you. Reminder that Queen Victoria married her cousin, Einstein was married to a cousin, the habsburg jaw is the most famous examples of consanguineous marriage defects.

I'm not condoning it though, I'm just saying its a lot of illiterate, poor people who do it. They do it more because its culturally acceptable to marry your cousin. It is in India too, among certain people, and many other places.

bet it’s one of the only good things about living there

i'm on keto and those look so good rn

guess i'll go chug some olive oil

It was Ramadan.
Practically speaking you gotta keep yourself busy. An ideal mind is a devil's playground

less poo in our ground

fuck up shitspouter

I'll have a coke zero, so it's healthy

having a good hair day today

>western countries
maybe that shithole america, but certainly not elsewhere.

then what are they eating?

>Keto
hello retard

How do they differ?

banglabro why do you hate us

You're an Indian Muslim?

>you gotta keep yourself busy
i think that's my problem, i last a week on no fap and then the next time i get bored I find myself looking at porn

More poo = better mangoes

Different kind. Watch some video whypipo trying it.

slow down the posting lads, not feeling comfy

Here's some facts i've had to experience first hand in schools for the dumb paki cunt

m.timesofindia.com/world/rest-of-world/Ban-UK-Pakistanis-from-marrying-cousins/articleshow/1298135.cms?

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

>3% of births cause 30% of genetic deformaties in babies

Pakis and Anglos are both inbred criminals.

Must be referring to your pubes

I'm perfectly healthy without any defects and my parents are unrelated.

sanitation, decreased disease > froot

Might try some Kensington Pride mangoes to confirm this tttt

>exam in 18hrs
>pulling an all-nighter

not sure why lads, just don't wanna sleep. wish i was dead desu

will this be, "the fakhar show"?

tipping a single figure score for fucker

Are you seriously asking why bangladeshis hate pakistanis?

feel like this is a bit self destructive. hopefully we at least win the cricket to make stay up all night worth it

Anglos are actually less inbred thanks to muslims in our country.

no

Find some langda if you can

It was a few power hungry politicians who fucked you not the average man.

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yeah, why fight over ancient history. lots of mistakes were made.

nicely poised

You guys literally raped quarter mile of their women lad

>umps literally trying to fuck us over from the very first ball

braai is started. making bacon n cheese burgers with portuguese fries, there is loads for everyone

Good luck on your exam buddy. Stay hydrated and get some sugar in the system, it will help with the lack of sleep.

The Pakistani community in the UK is mirpuri. Which is basically one tribe inter marrying. Yeah sure it's not good what more do you want me to say?
Don't do it, even a few hours will tremendously help. Been there

We hate you guys less than indians though

>there are people ITT who get a month off after they're done with exams

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based
love a good braai lad

kys streetshitter, no one cares what you think

Our best quality mangoes are exported to Arabia, Europe and America. Fruits I tasted in the UAE were far more delicious than the ones in our markets.

as a wagie, this hurts

What the fuck? When did this happen?

>seething goat fucker katua
Hmmm

1971 retard

copa america starting this weekend lads
going to be proper comfy to watch after the cricket finishes

why dont you just inherit your money like all cultured people do instead of being a pleb?

shan’t

4 burgers in, starting to slow down

lmao

> 7% gdp growth
> no toilets

how does it feel?

CARRNONNNTHEEENNN

GEEEE SUUUMMMM FUCKIN WIGGEEETTTS

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_Bangladesh_genocide

This is the post.

won't

>During the nine-month-long Bangladesh War for Liberation, members of the Pakistani military and supporting Islamist militias from Jamaat-e-Islami[7] killed between 300,000 and 3,000,000[4][8] people and raped between 200,000 and 400,000 Bangladeshi women,[8][9] according to Bangladeshi and Indian sources,[10] in a systematic campaign of genocidal rape.
hmmm

Who are you rooting for?

there is a cricket world cup going on?

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>according to Bangladeshi and Indian sources

We literally liberated and saved those ungrateful Bengalis from those pooki animals

Rain looms

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it happened in banglafiction, literally 0 sources. they made up the number.

why's that?

deano

nice, am going to save this image.

>both parents are dead shits
tbf I might inherit my mums house but it's a fucking dump and doesn't help me now

>Deportation, ethnic cleansing, mass murder, genocidal rape
>between 300,000 and 3,000,000 deaths
god damn, no idea

pakis are trash incarnate and you'd be stupid to trust them.

>go to school
>get bombed

*comments off-mic*

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grim stuff

As per piss drinking sources.

>killed between 300,000 and 3,000,000 people
I guess they lost count.

Are you trying to lose weight?

WHOA, BASED

(watch our sport)

Yeah and we say we want to liberate Kashmir and Punjab from Hindu animals.

It's all so tiresome , this nationalism is stupid. We are brothers.

>You're an Indian Muslim?
Yes

Also, recognise the triggers and stay away from them until you have mastered self control. Yea Forums could be one of them.

Yeah and your army never surrendered to our Army too right? Stop living in denial you inbred

*be's muting*

when my dad died i got everything. cause i was his only male heir. sisters were seething

kys liberal trash.

based, thanks lad

yes!
PLEASE watch our sport
reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

kek

Pickle cric

get learner and feel better. I've done it before and I got lean as fuck and felt incredible

>between 300,000 and 3,000,000
>between 200,000 and 400,000
Sloppy reporting from the Bangladesh

grim start

who would win in a fist fight an indian, a pakistani or a bengali?

rent free

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Bhai pehle Apne desh ko sambhal lo. Roj roj to itne log bombs se marte hai.

GONE

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

Literal mob poster. You'd probably try to lycnh me irl lol

kek

either Argentina or Brazil

lmao liberal fags

GONE
FUCK OFF

Le Hindus le kahsmiris the muslims the le dravidians le lower caste le bengalis

Please don’t let this thread descend into /int/ tier autism nobody cares

GONE

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CURRYMUNCHER

>grandfather owns a farm valued at 3 million
>my uncle is getting it after he dies
reeeeee

bless both my parents but my dad has 0 assets i can think off and my mum has the aforementioned dump of a house

GONE

GOTTIIMM

Isn’t there a boxing match soon between Amir Khan and some Indian? You’ll get your answer

>miss wicket because of ads
Fucking jews

BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD BASED CUMGOD

>fucker

>2 overs
>2 runs
It's not a 10 day test match you slackasses

imagine the smell

Fix is in lads

GET

FAKHED

>paki batsmen

time for the Babar show or they're fucked

Probably wanted to see off the new ball. But of course they’re too brainlet to do that long enough

disgraceful

>BASED
why?
>(watch our sport)
>>PLEASE watch our sport
sure why not. when is the next game? and why are you so desperate that i watch it?

Imagine losing to this Pakistan team

This was a joke lmao

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these Indians don't care about buddy. Don't suck up to them. There are a few good Indians no doubt but they aren't on Yea Forums I'm sure.

fucker zaman is such a useless cunt

you can always burn the house down and collect the insurance just leave a petrol can and a didgeridoo on the lawn to draw away suspicion

BIG

Who is that mulletlad

>babar azam
>8th best ODI batsman in the world
What?

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aaand the implosion begins.

DOWWW BANANANABAAA DAAAA BANANANANANA

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Nah all of em are like this

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There is a game on right now, lad. Australia is playing Pakistan and we're on top at the moment. Can find streams in the link i posted.

>when is the next game?
there is a game on again tomorrow, india play new zealand. that starts in like 20 hours from now. the following day is England versus west indies (bunch of caribbean countries playing under one single banner)

>and why are you so desperate that i watch it?
NEED the sport to grow outside of the commonwealth and NEED to share the fun with our bros all over the world (except america)

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everyone else

laughed harder at that than I should've

lol

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whos gonna win the stinky lads or the crooks, personally i hope the crooks win because they look like me

>93385543
this might just be the post

BASED Durgesh

based
we'll win for sure lad

>brown nosing pozzies
don’t be like alchy locks

Because we actually care about cricket and it's dying a slow death so we want big strong Swiss to carry the mantle.

now this is a boyband

fuck off toothpaste flag this isn't your show

Rain looms

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i hate pakis

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W A L L O P

>batting with glasses on

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one of my direct ancestors was a brit sentenced to aus for hitting his superior officer. he escaped when the ship docked at east london south africa. brits caught up to him on his 93 birthday and was all set to arrest him but he died of natural causes 3 days later

>yfw you have the same face as your uncle, brother, dad and friends

hybrid

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based

my local priest says uni-brows are good luck

Me taking the photo from behind

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like 2 hairy caterpillars kissing

Imam is pure sòy

how did ned kelly invent an indestructible material lads?

indians have no standards

>Tinie Tempah
It's been yonks

your local priest is a nonce

>Can find streams in the link i posted.
watching now
> (except america)
based
> it's dying a slow death
how so?

salvaged from a ufo crash

its dying cuz its boring desu

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How do Australians look at themselves in the mirror everyday? Do they not feel shame for existing?

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would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

This is the life

Ancient Aboriginal technology

THIS

why is your tv so small?

aww

My shame has nothing to do with me being Australian

Lots of reason, honestly.
>zoomers cant into a sport that lasts longer than 2 hours
>the various cricket boards around the world are horribly mismanaged (see things like english cricket board selling exclusive rights to paywalled tv when cricket was actually becoming popular in england etc)
>the best format of the game not being properly advertised to cricket playing nations and losing relevancy
>a lot of cricket nations have huge social problems (pakistan, afghanistan, zimbabwe, west indies etc)
its complex but outside of india and australia the sport is doing really badly

cute doggy lad

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can't imagine how much I'd hate myself if i was a seething, inbred, saffa mutt desu

>le only score in boundaries

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>it's dying a slow death
in south africa its because of quotas for blacks
in india: cause they are filthy street shitters cause of the youth turning towards football
in the west indies: its cause of utter corruption and no development at a junior level

It's okay
I'm good
Let's go
*8bit dududu*

desperate for a shit after them six burgers like

time you moved out yeah?

told you it would be a greasy one

is cricket even dying in india? i thought just test cricket because of retarded meme t20

Based

food takes like 72 hours to pass through your system also McDonald’s is disgusting

In the Windies it's more because everyone prefers basketball/athletics due to yank influence iirc

>shitarc

are cheeseburgers cheap there? probably one of the most expensive things here for what you acutally get

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>Storc

holy mother of grim

So is your hairline and flaccid impotent pecker

lads i have to go out in the rain to the jobcentre shall i just kill myself instead

test cricket is cricket lad

>tfw at uni and a wagie

>dat inbreeding

Fast food in Australia is expensive

why do people always say shit like this? food takes days to go from mouth to anus

what is wrong with their faces? midgets?

Is babar elite?

Babar Azam is elite

Some very nice stroke play here.

true.

99p each, which is fuck all

>dropped out to become a wagie
don't get complacent lad, keep up that sudy

Me on the left

no they are from the sub continent

Think Australia could do with a wicket here lads

lol no it doesn't. 18-24hrs unless you've got something wrong with your guts. I've seen bits turn up on the other end 4 hours later

it's fun to play though
back in school we played it a little during sports
shit man the countries should fix their problems then

GONE
FUCK OFF

Different issues in different countries.
England because the Jews won't let cricket to be broadcasted on free TV.
West Indies and Sri Lanka because corrupt management.
South Africa because of the quota system.
Pakistan because terrorism.
In India and Australia youth are more interested in meme formats instead of traditional format of the game.

angry wagies
stuck in their cagies

NEET life living off your parents at 30 is THE best life.

dont do that lad

Zachy went to the Babar but he said sorry mate I can't do anything for a bald man

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>DA JOOOS

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i thought you used euros

about £1.5 here, absolute bullshit

I really do miss being a neet desu

>the only cricket coming to free to air is the 100 competition

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not really

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Zachy went to the dietician and asked how to lose 10kg of ugly fat. and she said cut off your face

Next thread OP please
where is threadcunt when you need him

OH MY

did we ever find out any more about this? rules, dates, etc?

are Aussies getting sub-continent washed this wc?

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tipping a cheeky Cuckworth Poois win for Pakistan

Boy yo hairline lookin like macdonald symbol

was on the dole for 7 months, best time of my life. had enough cash for weed and snacks and the ex gf worked at a pizza shop. I miss it.

>washed

Having serious concerns about zachys ability to make friends in real life given how unlikeable he is on an autistic cricket discussion board

KEK

could write a book on that forehead mate, even your hairline doesn't want to be there.

Pavement

surely it would be more likely to work inversely

so her fingers also reeked of anchovies?

could write a book on that forehead mate. even your hairline doesn't want to be there.

pretty much my life
>moved in with a mate """for uni"""
>got the dole, smoked weed, drank brews everyday
fucked my ex a couple of times while she was engaged too. good times

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thats what you told your urologist last month

she did the book keeping and got all you can eat free, which I took advantage of.

KEK

i'm sorry lads but i have to go
maybe i will tune in tomorrow

don't let your game die bros

look it up

I was talking about you not to you, please don't reply to me ever again

goodbye based swissbro. please keep watching our sport

goodbye mountain jew

love you mountain bro, thanks for caring

Thank you BASED Swissbro

>our

Nah

thank you mate. i hope you enjoyed your stay/

New

Boss just called lads gonna have to head off

did you browse porn during no fap?

Shut the fuck off twat, take your shit to /int/

>he doesn't know