/cric/ket World Cup

chad review

GONE

GOTTEM

WALK YOU CHEATING CUNT

what a bloody LAD
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-12/man-sentenced-for-using-cannabis-oil-in-confectionery/11203506

youtu.be/Pb-rihW_SwU

state of this pooview

kill yourself

could at least show us ball tracker out of curiosity

Walk you cheating bastard

ARE THESE NIGGAS BLIND

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>Pakistan review for LBW! The previous one was expected to be bizarre but wasn't. This one will surely be a shocker. Impact seems to be well outside the line. Way outside. Way, way outside! Howler from Pakistan!

HOWLING

WTF WAS THAT

What's his batting average?

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Get these cheating cunts out

always think this

HOWLER

Fellas

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no need
it's not out
whether it was hitting the stumps is irrelevant; why would you need to know?

Candice driving through London's black district

looking good mate

Those yolks better not be hard.

love rubbery eggs on toast

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Based MacBook Air. Mine’s on 7 years and still going strong.

>London's black district
It's called London

Mate that looks like shit why would you post this embarrassing dreck

Nice

just curious

post tits

I prefer a poached egg on toast but still looking pretty good
good choice of toast too
is that waitrose seeded batch?

Honestly it’s also Sussex.

Shut the fuck up you permanently seething kiwi. You add nothing to the thread but negativity you fucking sadcunt poofter.

Anyone recomend a good August Ames video?

What's your problem then

BASED

so true

curiosity killed the cat

Wrong. It also has paki and Russian ones

Crick would be a lot more popular if you could throw the ball instead of the autistic flip they currently do

PEEWEES BTFO

BTFO

For me, it's /afl/

August Ames aceitosa y casi anal

Fuck me can Amir just catch a break

this is the post.

Based.

England
Colombia
Russia
Slovakia
Turkey

yeah and there should be 4 bases and every outfielder should wear a big glove

>women's commentary

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HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

...

finally someone had the guts to say it

We were all thinking

>tfw the round starts tomorrow.
truly elite

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am thinking this is the post

no more misogyny stephen

thanks

tiges finna get dabbed on again

amirs had enough

rate the haul

Sardines
Lutenitza
Aubergine
Some potato thingy
Amstel

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you just know he's closed this tab and is furiously pacing around his room after this truthbomb

the hero /cric/ needs but doesn't deserve

Looks shit, including the shit beer

Hmm BASED

concerned

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Looking continental mate

Fucking disgusting

BASED

shitspouter btfo

ringside at the cricket

Shut the fuck up you permanently seething yank. You add nothing to the thread but negativity you fucking sadcunt poofter.

t. Hasn’t tried lutenitsa

spot fixing on the cards

Shut the fuck up you permanently seething kiwi. You add nothing to the thread but negativity you fucking sadcunt poofter.

pls bro

warnGOD

>Shoaib Malik to Smith, no ball, 1 run, no-ball syndrome biting Pakistan big time today!

it's called spot fixing

OH MY

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WALLOP

Rajibul has entered the frame

Aubergines make me want to retch.

>cricket

BASED /cric/ positivity enforcer duo

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Rain looms

>Richo has a hot sister
>Rajibul loves ausgril pic
No fucking wonder he talks to you.

>sebbo doesn’t eat veg
Well there’s a fucking surprise

even pak fans can't catch

Then fishes look decent not sure about the one Amstel tho

OH NONONONONONONONO

What's with this pathetic sub 7 run rate?

what's with calling eggplant by the wog name for it?

utterly based ausposter

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Just started raining in Sussex lads.

>SMOTH

HAHAGHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

GONE

FUCK OF CHEATING SHIT

STOVE SHIT ON POOICIDE WATCH

Love veg lad, just hate aubergines. Except this stewed dish gran used to make with minced beef and pine nuts in a tomato sauce. That wasn’t bad.

Woolmer is rolling in his grave

>smoth

uh oh
desu he started getting sus with me so I unfriended him a while back

OFF THE PITCH YOU CHEATING CUNT

Smith is so shit. This is why he hasn't played a test in over a year

>stove smith

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

YOU CHEATING CUNT
HAHAHAHAHA

the hafeez show

THE BIG SHOW

Fuck Smoth anyone get a shot of the aussie cutie

>pakistan at long last have a breakthrough
>last wicket was 40 runs ago

EXPOSED
X
P
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GONE

GOTTEM

BACK TO THE PAVILION YOU BALL-SANDING FAS CUNT

OH MY

>Memeswell
It's over Pakistan have got this one

Reckon the River Adur will get even shallower as more silt washes into her. Feel bad for Bramber Rape.

The wounded hafeez

t. yank tastelet

kek where's cuckwaja?

>message rajibul to screen cap his inbox folder
>Dox half of /cric/
Absolutely devilish

Missed it was having a wank

Glenn "junktime" maxwell

can’t bat in the cold
heard it all now

They know hes a Paki double agent so they wont play him

Mate it’s not on the Taco Bell menu, how could it be good?

the Batswell Show

I agree with fatguts, aubergines are rubbish

He team switched like in pic related

they're called eggplants you french cunt

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This
But also this

so true we've all been thinking it

Woops

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same lol

You’re an eggplant.

Pakistan are not playing well today

Wish I was that toilet.

oh, cricket is "boring"?

from my point of view society is boring

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Pakis are getting 10x more crowd backing here than the UAE

based

Rather be the panties.

4G?

my phone only has 3G

we don't use that word in england
british english is ironically the least anglicised dialect

why would they play in the UAE if they're from pakistan?

BASED

going gently into that good night on the cards lads
had it with life

Taunton is a nothing town

what are you drinking?

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because they can't stop shooting guns at opposition teams that come to tour

>eggplant

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So, so true. Especially in fucking Sussex.

a lot of pakistan slave labour in the UAE, lad. also proximity to pakistan and more similar climate than england.
They've played pakistan home games in England before though.

If youre asking why they dont play in pakistan, it's because of terrorist attacks on touring teams and everyone refusing to play there.

Lad.............................................................

incel idiot. Society is based and pays your dole you shit headed poof

Could imagine myself saying this when I was 13 desu

Water.

I'm just going to ignore it and see what happens

water

>boiling the kettle for tea tho

Honestly this. A bunch of foreign players who did the PSL backed out with “injuries” for the matches that actually played in Pakistan.

Tapolene

when's this movie out? going to bomb so hard

when I was a kid and anyone said cricket was boring I sperged out and would never speak to them again

No worries mate, I’ll send him one.

Cavin's Kaju Butterscotch Milkshake™

fucking based. thank FUCK the popular kids in my class all played cricket, so everyone had to pretend to enjoy cricket to fit in.

Rajibul confirmed for wanking to pictures of Zachy's mum and sister

water and 1x can of no sugar coke

>judging a film's quality on how well it does at the box office

I genuinely hope you don't do this

Cricket

Will David Warner score a century here?

Never seen Zachy’s sister. Is she cute?

Cricket is boring though. Shitposting is where it's at.

nonce

cringe

wasn't judging it beyond me prognosticating about it's merits as a business venture

>wogs

I think I've finally worked out how the cricket works
He rubs his hind legs together to make that noise

this is the post

BASED MAXXY WALLOPING THESE PAKIS THE FUCK OUT

the big show has entered the premises

William David (born June 26, 1983) is an Indian cinematographer, who is best known for his work in Rangitaranga with director Anup Bhandari m8

not a good over for Hafeez

BASED BIG SHOW LADS

what happened to that little button on kayo that allows you to minimise the window

>This is the highest score for Warner in ODIs in England.

Is this true? Warner is shitter than I thought

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milk

Uni exams and the accompanying dexies, darts, stress and lack of sleep have taken a toll on my physical and mental health lads

THE
H
E

BIG
I
G

SHOW
H
O
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Cricket isn't boring

kek, didn't mean to post that

he's never been good outside of Aus, common knowledge I thought

brinjal lad

FUCKING BASED

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WTF! I want Greater Israel now!

haha, nice.
watching our sport now? (PLEASE)

when are you done lad? my last one is friday

Healy's a bit of a fat fuck these days.

still dont understand the point of cutting back to the studio at 9

BASED

Yeah I don’t miss that life myself.

PLEASE
FUND
OUR
SPORT

redpill me on the uses of brinjal in indian cuisine

Sauce

Water

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Tomorrow morning lad, motivation levels at an all time low

what a shit nickname

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Baingan bharta lad

Tell me about shaheen shah afridi

bhaang

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>Glenn Maxwell gets out 62% of his innings in his first 20 balls
Thoughts?

>letting punished warner score a run a ball 100
KEK what the fuck

Based

kek
KEK
FUCK OFF

nicotine pill and red bull

>all dairy products are UHT
Absolute state of ausfucks

Nice hit Maxwell

GONE

GOTTEM

THE BIG SHIT HAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF MEMESWELL

cricket IQ of a sardine

>inb4 maxwell throws his wicket away

Solid footwork there.

>shitsmell

are you one of those who migrated from India?

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the stats don't lie

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HOLY FUCK MAXWELL IS SO SHIT
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Accurate stat

BATSPOORLY BTFO

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HE'S KNOCKED 'IM OVA

score fast or fuck off, good lad

The absolute state of you

what happened to the other marsh
t. clueless freshie who hasn't watched the cricket since the last ashes

Maxwell more like Maxbad

>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE BIG SHOOOW

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>bowl at the stumps
>get them out
fuckin genius

Byeeeeeeeee

Didn't have a very high opinion of the Pakis if I'm being quite honest with you lads, but that advert they released is great banter

FUCK

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>glenn 'junktime' maxwell

>be pure batsman
>get knocked 3 places down the order

kekwaja

>don't let the paki bat
based

I sure am and i'm enjoying it very much

He's been flown over to replace stoinis

lad... I don't need a third wank in 30 minutes

you know what else is great paki banter? Blowing people up and mass child rape haha XD

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For me it’s dancing down the pitch, leaving the ball and watch it hit the wickets behind me

Haha true, love our Muslim brethren now

Have the pakis got something on Khawaja?

Got a link?

got a big strong russian to follow /ourguy/

XD

please don't let his scumfuck get a century, or at least boo him to tears

White women are more interested in owning houseplants than having kids these days

hehehehehehehe

SHDOINIS

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KEK

Booooo fuck off cunt

Based Warner

Based.

>literally fucked up his century 3 runs out but pakis gave it to him anyway

>LE FUG LE WAUGHNA XDXD

>Nofirstslipistan

DAVID WARNER'S GOT A CENTURY ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Who is Australia's most intelligent batsman?

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Why is 3rd world fielding so bad?

The manlet jumped as high as he could and barely made it to shaheens chest

twitter.com/hvgoenka/status/1138414597986062336

You'll need to understand the context to get the joke btw

reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

Smith in an autistic way

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It's my birthday next year lads

mental midget detected

this one, but without the meme arrows or xd posting and completely genuine

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>clarke in the commentary box

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Reminder Smarsh is 5'9''

>xavier doherty posting

wtf? he looks like a giant compared to warner

...

>runs saved
>negative 15

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POOKISTAN FIELDING HAHAHAHA

DROPPED

Reminder Warner is 4'1"

OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bacon butty on the cards

>POOKISTAN
KEK

>Pookistani fielding
OH NONONONO

PAKI FIELDING LADS

I love this picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

he is, at least 6'2'', maybe 6'3''. don't know why that guy's lying

this semen slurping sport is not for me

hahahah it was wahab riaz again as well

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KEK

all white pozzie cricket team like the based old days when
yup, wasted. I thought ours was a bit tasteless but theirs was absolutely BTFO.
honestly what were they thinking provoking a nation who captured our pilots while we were trying to chest-thump with inferior planes against THE best or 2nd best pilots of all nations literally two months ago

Dry your eyes mate

Me on the left

Surely Asif Ali took money to drop catches?

I understand it. Not particularly funny though.

yup, you're right. 186cm according to wikipedia

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HONK HONK HONK

HOWLING

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List of things that are not for me:
1. This semen slurping sport

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sebbo on the left

SAVED

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next thread op please

Cant take Brendan McCullum seriously after
>letter begging Indians to support NZ
>Most IMPORTANT innings of his life...

held it this time

redemption arc ended

tipping everyone but Amir to get bans for spot fixing

>wagon wheel
>labelling sides
What did they mean by this lads?

Going to the doctor for the first time in 10 years, lads. Wish me luck.

REDEMPTION CANCELLED

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FUCK OFF MANLET

>next thread op please

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>that cro magnon brow on that one paki

Good innings

I SUPPORT AUSTRALIA!!!

Muzzman muzzwaga

why would you put marsh in front of koala

double agent has arrived lads

kek, what are those glasses he's wearing? looks like he should be selling vape devices

This is a great reaction image

>Khawaja is 32.
Fuck I thought he was mid 20's at most.

BIG STRONG AUSTRALIAN USMAN KHAWAJA

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Expect Khawaja to have an explosive innings

Khawaja in, get the spinner on

Black don’t crack nigga

smarsh is unironically decent at ODIs

He is a more explosive player

not been outside in ten years but being craned to the doctors today as a medical emergency , wish me luck boys

for me its darren gillespie

This. He did well against India last summer.

the doctor said im losing hair, will be bald by 23-24

stab this Paki in the neck when he goes back to Australia pls based Brent

good luck la

whatever happened to his brother?

he's 1 mate he's only just come in

anyone remember that time khawaja was talking about watching anime to the commentators when he was mic'd up at the bbl? was all shounenshit but still kek

;__; bad feel bro

This is gatecunt

huh, okay sure.
sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2019/06/10/extremely-proud-indigenous-woman-barty-follows-footsteps-goolagong-cawley

How many of you are actually white and not border hopping shitskins working minimum wage at a dumpster in the west?

You went to the doctor for that?

Grim

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Still behind bars LMAO

pakis are aryan mate

haha yes i am proud indigenous ENGLISHMAN..

everytime someone says "stoinis" I giggle like a little girl

Those guys have jobs so all Aussie posters would be white

KEK

Talking about everyone, pragmatically nobody on 4chins should give a shit about cricket

>get BTFO
>change subject
Classic pakis

faggot

paki le glasses man looks cool in those glasses

still remember having a little giggle when michael slater said 'this is the innings' during the aus v india match

not me

i just wish it rhymed with anus

got the cards in front of me, and looking at them 350 is definitely on

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cringe

y?

I have to say, it does sound like slang for an erect cock
>my stoinis was standing proud

based marsh. reminder anyone who says marsh shouldnt be in the odi team is a seethign casual

i am white (english parents) but from south africa.
yes i live in perth

i wonder if he posts here

346 I reckon

The positive effects of smoking 3 packs a day

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how much do you reckon they paid him for these ads
I saw the tv ad for it and he's gritting his teeth spilling out his lines

310 all out in the 48th over

tipping 338/7

youtube.com/watch?v=-CivjhKu504

345/8

>he is ticking
bit racist

PAKI ON PAKI VIOLENCE

>paki killing paki
Kek

whats the go here anyway? is this just hair transplants?
who was the cricketer that did the funny laser shit and swears that it works?

Does Khawaja speak Urdu?

Wahab Seethraz

I think that was shane waughners brother michael vaughner

We dont mind. Hes a paki and leading run scorer while pajeets can’t even infiltrate a chad inside white teams

>waving MY flag upside down
>the International symbol for distress.
rope all zoomers.

tipping a further decline in my mental health and eventual suicide

Are you German?

oh yes, you're right.

fuck up josh

HERE WE GO LADS
BANG BANG LADS

so is this pitch just a road or are Pakis bowling pies?

*toots horn*
HONK HONK

I feel like Bakistan has had the exact same players names for 20 years.

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mainly pies and horrible fielding

>KOALA

kek

I told you he's an inside man.

AMIR SHOW
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THE AMIR SHOW

Ahh yes, RHCP

Muzzman koala

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Fucking masterclass amir, first bowl and bowls a slow one

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its a bit of a road too. usually a very high scoring pitch

THE AMIR SHOW SHOW SHOW

Why is everything about india with your guys?

can't believe they named their album after that duchovny show

it has unironically been the amir show today
look at his figures compared to the rest of this rabble

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fuck off muzzie cunt
>but if I was in earlier and got to ruin the run rate I would've done better

OH MY

no balls for days and fielding from Asif is borderline match fixing it's been that bad.

Nah nobody gives a shit about you fags besides trolling you

tipping all out 315

I wouldn't say it's been a road
it will always be relatively high scoring because of the small boundaries but the ball has been beating the bat from time to time, both edges

Is "WAIT ON" still a thing lads?

tipping a 5fer

Weird obsession

When you are the only good bowler on your team your figures will look even better because the batsmen just play you out and go after the dross.

That guy in the crowd looks like the guy who works at my local dominoes pizza.

The Amir Show.

State of you white boys letting pakis play in your team.
I have never seen these inbreds score against their homeland and you all fucks still let them play.

for me it's a firm 'NO' even for the most tame of blocks

very true and good point

unironically think anything below 340 is not good enough here lads

no idea
aljazeera.com/news/2019/06/india-court-convicts-gang-rape-murder-kashmir-girl-8-190610065538571.html

Haha it was along the lines of sinclair rooting darcy moore and being gay... and Jack Steven got fucked up on drugs and let sinclair root him... and then couldn't look anyone in the eye at the club

off to gym ama

same couldn't said about Indian ultras who go on about porkies

dubs for a peter siddle hattrick

should Amir have been banned for life?

Nah, we suck at chase. We’ll probably be all out for 103

Khwaja has scored a couple of centuries against us.

ON HIS BIRTHDAY

pakis are shit at chasing, anything above 315 will be more than enough lad

OH MY

What are you on about mate?

Do Indians count muslims as Indians?

yeah but Pooeen doesn't score runs against anyone

Pak cannot chase anything over 300 in a WC game

Did you take your pwo monkey soup?

>he didnt watch one of the best innings ever when khawaja bat for two days to secure a draw against pakistan in the first test of the series last year
i genuinely pity you. one of the best test matches ive seen in years.

What are you training?

he does when he bowls

>Jack Steven got fucked up on drugs and let sinclair root him
Sounds like rape.

Apparently that gay twink comedian had sex with an AFL player but didn't name him.

How many badges?

NOT YET HE HASN'T

>to secure a draw
>one of the best test matches ive seen in years

the absolute state of this gay sport.

>World cup has same value as measly test match

>pookistan fielding

25°c windy as fuck.
On the terrace, eating my post workout banana and protein shake watching cricket.

any test match is 5 times better than a world cup match you seething casual

I wonder how many footy players have actual depression.

>taps ball to cover
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Go back to india so I can call you a streetshitter, streetshitter.

how is batting for 2 full days to prevent your team from losing not exciting to watch? he literally saved our arses batting 2 days in 45 degree heat with unwavering focus. pure kino innings.

i would unironically rather beat zimbabwe in a test match than win the world cup

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does going to the gym even count if you don't tell people about it? Even single gym fag I know doesn't shut up about it, virtue signalling for insecure, vain faggots

Why is this brainlet bowling Amir out

Literally his first match against us in wc and you're calling him out for getting out to Amir . You have poopoo for brains

By what metric?

>protien shake

Cowpiss isn’t protein poopjeet

ELITE AND BASED AMIR

>MONG

>it looks like he's gonna bowl through

you reckon?

Blr?

gas yourself

ON THE ROPES

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>THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE WHO THINK MARSH SHOULD BE IN THE TEAM LMAO

Poopeelia getting exposed right now ngl

>look like scoring 400
>barely make 300

Yes

AMIRRRRRRRRRRR

they aren't self aware or introspective enough to suffer from depression. Boyd would be the only one I think is legit. The rest are just using "mental health"as an excuse to cover fuck ups like Buddy's cocaine bender when he shaved himself completely and wasn't allowed in public for ages.

No, I'm not going to.

BASEMIR BASEDMIR BASEDMIR

australia on surrendering their advantage watch

might need a wag from the tail i think

Office se jaldi aa gaya lol

COLLAPSE

THE AMIR SHOW HAS BEGUN

NCN show

the amir show is well underway lad

more tactical game

there definitely are ones suffering from depression. I agree there are ones rorting the system but to assume they're all the same when there's so fucking many of them in a sport like AFL isn't right

reminder that there is no such thing as 'the good Marsh brother'

so I have to keep hearing your shit opinions? might just turn the gas mask on myself

This pooki tourist is cringe

a full strength mohammad amir

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>put my pasta bake in the oven but forgot to add the sauce

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2 year student.
Code monkey nahi

Smarsh in the ODI team I don't hate

Do it larping boomer faggot, I promise no one will care.

Based Johnny Depp

5 overs left but amir only has one more
i'm thinking 42 runs

Wahi banega

>barely any women in that paki crowd

business.

I wonder where they are?

Because goats are not allowed

why do street shitters chimp out every time they see a camera?

kek

KEK

K E K

>Moen ali 19
>Rashid 3
Yea they have been scoring a lot against homeland.

Think Zachy is jerking off right now to this Amir show.

fucking kek

wtf? he actually got a proper job?

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leave sanjay alone, pedo worshipper

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Paki BTFO

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>implying he can get erect

kek

>300 STILL not up

cringe

you sound like a right poof. don't @ me

none. How do you have a disease that doesn't exist?

>Coulter-Nile
white hot garbage.

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