Can a team made up of 11 random lads from Yea Forums win the women’s World Cup?

I'll be manager

4-4-2 and hoof it up to the striker

I'll be center mid who scores occasionall blooters

I wanna be an unit desu

I'll be the pacy manlet, i'm pacy and a manlet
Put me in a fullback or winger pos

I will play inverted left back.
Im reasonably fast
Good technique in the offensive
Very solid 1vs1 defending

I’ll be an overlapping full back who neglects his defensive role

maybe not random lads but an allstars team would crush the best women's team 14-0

I'll be the 1000000 IQ midfielder AND the captain

I'll be Ronaldo.

Only if you are an Ngubu

Unironically this is how to generate interest in women's footer. If they let amateur blokes and/or make youth teams enter people would watch

Pat Jennings > Anything out of shitaly

Pacy winger reporting for duty

>tfw a unit but still shit at defending
How lads

pacy unit?
>checks flag
oh

ill be the backup gk

I'll be the deluded old man complaining about everything

Yeah. Just shoot high into the net. All women GKs are womanlets and suck at positioning

I'll be the "Riquelme" playmaker la'. No pace but vision, technique, style and grace

Yes the 11 best players on Yea Forums would beat any woman team in the world.
We would have some trouble against USA maybe but thats it

Would groping their boobies be a yellow card?

i'll just make sure everyone got a hot choco after winning

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>women football players
>boobies
Pick one

hmmm that makes me want to drink coffee. Hold on lads im gonna make some coffee

I’ll be the Ngubu

i'll be UNIT supersub

how do we arrange this

I’m about to go get a hot chocolate with two shots of espresso in it, my go to

I doubt the average Yea Forums poster can run for more than 15 mns

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I call kane

Thank you

>he needs stamina to beat women
Found the dyel

trequartista here

Nigel the last time the average Yea Forums poster had to run was 3 years ago when the Mc Donalds was about to close. See you at 24' when half the team is having a stroke.

I can run a semi anytime even if I haven't prepared for it

Im a pacey nig

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no

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Coffee is bent lad, have a cuppa

Get a load of this seething roasty.

I hate women but if you believe the average Yea Forums poster isn't closer to norf fc than ngubu you're deluded

g-guys can i play in your team ? i c-can be like a wild card like Chicharito in 2013 okay ?

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Of course you can lad, everyone is welcome

Maybe we aren't like you user

11 randomly selected dudes? No. But the 11 (/23) best on the board with a few weeks of prep time and an autist coach could, I'm optimistic.

>implying norf f.c wouldnt win womens wc
kek.

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Random probably not, it mst be full of fat neckbeard here, but i'm positive if you take the best 14 players on here and give them like a one month preparation i unironically think they would win

I'll be the ball winning midfielder

Yeeah thank you.

How satisfying would it be to 2 foot a femoid? Then seeing her roll around in pain?

We're French, we're not the average Yea Forums posters. Take 23 random guys from spee and see what happens

No fuck you
I'm the right back

against those weak womanlets it could actually be a good idea

I'll be the out of shape guy with a mean shot and vision but can't run for more than two minutes

No, you'll be director of football and manage those shekels

I'm better than all of you. I'm in. You need me. I cab play in all midfield or winger. I don't care.

I'll be the physio and sportingly help out the other team too.
None of you fags better get injured.

You're only doing that to have an excuse to feel up women

I like it

I'll make sure you have to message my buttcheeks and thighs

kick a hottie in the vag for me, i'll make her better

Cunt punt lol

I'll be the coach, I'm a bald fraud, just like Pep

You can do it user

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Based Gylfi.

Yes, not even joking
Need a few months of preperation

when i was younger my nickname was gattuso, so make of that what you will

MAKE A RUN NGUBEV

Are you a Ngubu?

Who is going to be the team masseur?

I’m an out of shape striker. Got 3 goals in 4 games playing pub league this season. I’m ready lads

>>tfw a unit but still shit at defending
>How lads
you're black

I'll be one of those "massage therapists" that gets to massage everyone's thighs and buttocks.

mos def

You if you're a grill

beyond basado

Give me 15 good men and two months to get them in shape and I'll have them win. I'll run a 4 - 3 - 3

fuck preparation. The chad Yea Forums fag has a kick about with his lads every week anyway, no need for training

I'll be the centre back psychopath catching very unnecessary red cards, putting the whole team in a shitty position

sub me in, boss

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I'll be your backup since I'm also a pacy manlet but I'd get too many yellows for horrendous tackles and generally having a shit attitude.

Yes, easily.

CB/Hoofball target man reporting in. 6'3" 190lb with little technique

>US Womens team train against 15 year olds in order to improve their game
>Continuously get smashed year in year out
>Then go on to win the womens world cup every eyar

7 Yea Forums lads could win the womens world cup easily 2bh

I heard you guys needed a Striker?

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Pacy dutchie 188cm here, i will be the 9

im good for about twenty minutes as a pinch hitter (pinching booties and hitting tits)

Random Yea Forums lads? No.
Top 5% Yea Forums lads? Yes.

sorry, no manlets

provide everyone with an indonesian qt

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What tactics will the /trb/ autists make us use?

Mine was Schmeichel, I'll be penalty specialist GK and very misogynistically bully them into making joke shots.

??? wut i got good height for headers

I'll be the sneaky brown guy that fakes fouls and dives all the time

5-3-2

we're gonna let those dykes dribble up into midfield and then get them surrounded by autism. in this way we can maximise everyone's opportunity to get a good couple of gropings in. in true Yea Forums fashion we willpark the bus, except it's one of those japanese buses where slags get groped on

park the bus for 80 minutes and then attack

lmao

Sarriball or bus-park so I don't have to run too much pls

I played three friendlies against our FA best girls selection in our state. We won two, lost once.

murderball for a couple of minutes to assert dominance
then we'd just stroll through them lmao

*accidentally grabs tiddies*

friendly reminder that football is a contact sport

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gegenpress to assert dominance and then tiki-taka them to death after we go up 4-0 after the 22nd minute.

Lads how do we women-mark in the box? Reckon I would accidentally grab the pusy or milkies if I get too tight.

Yea Forums would unite and rally around them to flawless victory

It literally doesn't matter who you put out there to play against them so long as you have a competent and quick keeper. The women these teams have defending the goal is a fucking joke.

true student of the game. I like it

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I'll be the fat fuck in the stands who gets really drunk and starts fights with all the sjws

I might have to start working on my beer belly though, I've been losing weight.

>*BANG BANG*
CAM ON YOU AUTISTS, SMELL SOME FAKIN PUSY

you're not allowed to rape

Absolutely fucking based

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I'll be the team's fucktoy, I'm a cute 5'5 femboy so I'm sure Yea Forums won't have an issue with that.

I play right back irl but i can also play cb if needed
Put me at least on the bench coach

>except it's one of those japanese buses where slags get groped on

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Post butt and I'll consider you for the first squad

No, but we could

37 year boomer reporting in. You need a coach?

No, but we could probably beat Thailand

Will we need a PR manager to celebrate and banter after our victory in the post match conference?

Possible goal celebrations:

>get back in the kitchen dance
>make me a sandwich motion
>fake money fights
>birthing a ball
>tampon on the field short play
>jerk off in their 6 yard box

for me it would be "the holding a champagne glass with tuxedo pepe smile about to say it"

I'll be the moderator of the team's subreddit

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. I'd say I'm very well suited to the Cassano role, but I can play as a false Adriano if necessary

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I am the left striker/wing, then yes.

currently an amateur league starting XI

I'm a bench player for a D3 team

pepe reporting in

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I'll clap and shout VAMOS.

I’ll play center back. I played for the Chicago Fire and consider myself somewhat of a pro

That was their USL team, mind you

What name and number do you put on your shirt? For me, it's

CHICKS BANGED

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Random lads who play for any organised team, yes. Random seething neets, no.

Team name brehs?

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Need to ask?

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I'll be libero.

When I was a kid people called me Ronaldinho. For my face, not for my ability tho.

i'll be the raumdeuter

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based and frenpilled

My last name is Harrison-Okafor
Let me play up front

Fucking hell lad

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with a year to prepare they'd have a shot

youtube.com/watch?v=bU55DYBF0Pc

Will be all get to wear pretty dresses?

10/10

What happens when we all get red cards for trying grope them?

back in the day they would call me Messi, not because of my footballing skills of course but because I had a haircut like Messi

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I'll be the big RB who puts the pressure on but can't tackle for shit

>just grope
if you're gonna getting a red, at least make it count

t-thanks bro

i'll be the stand in one place and pass it sideways midfielder who sometimes breaks ankles if thats alright, can't run for more than a minute

TIKI TAKA

flawless plan

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Non-ironically probably. With a few months of prep and a good coaching staff they could probably get in well enough shape to compete.

I think there was a show in the UK about a team of old fat guys trying to get good at soccer and they play a woman's team and absolutely smash their shit in

im happy to go and spy on them at their training camp

a bunch of fat loser manlet incel virgins from Yea Forums would unironically lose to female teams

we would need proper tryouts to weed out idiots who think they can compete

based

I would wear my best black face and call myself Ngubu. Can I play winger now?

Is fickificki the new tikitaka?

IT STARTS WITH
1

i can play as a trequartista or false rapist if need be lads

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
2

did you play in college?

so
much
fren

brazilian here

therefore i must be on the starting 11

oh shit i remember watching an aussie show on youtube where they trained nerds. if i remember correctly, their female opponents pushed their shit in.

The 11 best would but if you were picking the 11 at random then probably not

I will be rolling on the field doing my best Neymar impression.

And you have my ball...

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I'll be the goalkeeper.

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post you training field photo

d3 means student league of 3rd tier?

I'm unathletic fat manlet only good for slamming into people please let me be right back I always used to be right back as a kid

Based

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>the maulers of mammaries

I'll play raumdeuter, or trequarista, or mezzala, or any other meme position

only autists play right back

I'll play DM. Love a tackle and have a decent pass on me

Does Soccer have a rule against sitting on the opponent?

You faggots are lucky I haven't won the euro millions or something. This is the sort of shit i'd use the money for, it would make great tv to name and shame you.

youtube.com/watch?v=SnGauxFbGbE

what does the guys shirt on the right say?

I would wash Ronda Rousey 1v1 too

Just pick a team of 6'4 man mountains and dab on them from set pieces

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Ronda wood fucken wax u. Bro

>implying anyone on Yea Forums is above 5'10

based

>Can a team made up of 11 random lads from Yea Forums win the women’s World Cup?
honestly i don't think
i surely can't (and even in a Yea Forums team I wouldn't be chosen)
but even the best Yea Forums boiz can't i think because they are kids

They'd get to the semifinals at least

well, we've found a manager.

i dunno user...i went to high school with a girl who played on the USWNT for a bit and i KNOW i was a better play than her...and i grew up playing burgerland soccer with coaches who didn't know dick. it wouldn't surprise me if we could find 11 europeans and brazilians decent enough to beat them.

Ronda would lose a fight to most men simply due to the size differential. i have so much weight on her that i would just punch her in the head once and cause permanent brain damage.

That's my kink

good posts

I’m Scottish making me the centre forward that only scores tap ins

True but we never know

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desu the backs should just be trash-tier American-style defenders, just all cleats and contact

the USWNT and women sports journalists are so over-sensitive that we could actually meme this into existence.

I’ll be manager
we play WM 2-3-3-2
keeper comes up for all corners
I’ll also have you guys on HRT so you can be at peak performance

I played right back and right defensive midfield in pro level (modulo 2 do mineiro) so yes

It's not exactly 3rd division, there's a D2 but the difference is scholarships not quality. I'm not some weirdo who takes pics of my field, but here's an internet image

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I will be the false 9 and a half

i played for boavista u13 la. Put me in midfield and ill show those w*mens how we do it in bessa.

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>WM
get with the times gramps

We'd smash them like the children they are.

based

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I will be this lad

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Will there ever be a friendship game between the sexes, like a men's national team against the females? Maybe a whole tournament. Call it, world sex cup.

>mfw 5'8 manlet

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Based
Havent laughed this much in a while

I want to see the best womens team play against a side made up of 11 Tango clones.

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flag checks out

I'll be Totti