Tfw USA has more world cups than every country on earth except Brazil, Germany, and Italy

>tfw USA has more world cups than every country on earth except Brazil, Germany, and Italy

In our 6th most popular sport no less.

One word. Stunning.

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They truly hate us cuz they anus. Imagine being non-American lol

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Must suck not being American

high level of fatness in this thread

Look at this guy over here wishing he had as much food as us.

I don't get it, aren't we shit at soccer

Not at women's soccer we aren't

Um, sweetie, Uruguay has 4 (four) stars. You might want to add them to your list.

You're kind of retarded for comparing men and women's cup, but then again soccer is a women's sport so America's championships are actually more legitimate than anything yuros and south american monkeys ever achieved.

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It would suck ass to not be American

Oh no no no no no

>world cup
>women
Literally worthless. I don't even now who the current women world champions are. Yet I could name every single World Cup winner from 1930 in the men's game.

>quantity vs quality
Eating from trashcans you call mcdonnalds doesn't count user

I've never thought about eating Portuguese food. Don't even know what you eat over there. Don't care. I just assumed you ate shit

>I've never thought
You could have ended your sentence there

What's it like to be a walking talking stereotype? You're the caricature they draw in newspapers to make fun of the usa

We are the puppet masters pulling all the strings. Other """nations""" simply exist at our leisure. Dance puppet boys.

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Ahahah comparing men's and women's sport
get fucked manlet

They love rooten salted fish and guts yes GUTS.

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Please stop projecting, Pinocchiodottir.

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we ate guts too
and every brazilian who came to play to lyon too

>americans using ignorance as an argument
Like clockwork.

who cares about women's footbal? other than soibois ofc.

*West Germany
You have more than Germany

1930 Uruguay
1934 Italy
1938 Italy
1950 Uruguay
1954 Germany
1958 Brazil
1962 Brazil
1966 England
1970 Brazil
1974 Germany
1978 Argentina
1982 Italy
1986 Argentina
1990 Germany
1994 Brazil
1998 France
2002 Brazil
2006 Italy
2010 Spain
2014 Germany
2018 France

Did I get that right?

>this is how the German tries to impress us

USA would have over half of those if our athletes cared about soccer. Don’t even try to debate this

Unironic redddit tier responses

That'll be a yikes for me

>yikes
>reddit spacing
OK, Juan.

>USA would have over half of those if our athletes cared about soccer
i dont be-leaf you

>USA has more world cups than every country on earth except
> except
imagine being this delusional

its a bit sad how mutts try to get attention and then they complain how everyone obsess over them when they finally get the attention they crave so much

Here's another free (You)

samefagging this hard

>6th

Football
Basketball
Baseball
Hockey
Golf
NASCAR
Tennis
Water polo
Lacrosse
Shooting urban youths

Soccer is at best the 11th most popular sport in the usa

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