If you could steal a smooch from any of the ladies at the WC, who would it be?
>you will NEVER date alex morgan
FUCK YOU GOD REEEEEEEEE
Wouldn’t mind getting knuckles deep in hope solos roast beef sandwich
When is Alex going to show her cooze?
i like that mulatto one bet she’s a straight up freak in the sack
this bish
what the hell is a WC, Wahoo's Cantina?
Ronaldo
Anything other than "Alex Morgan" is objectively fucking incorrect.
Last time I injected meth and stayed up for 4 days I got into a state I could only describe as a state of "a priori"... my mind felt blank. I was incapable of formulating higher-level reasoning. Only "synthetic a prior" was possible. I was zombified.
This catatonic state lasted 1-2 hours I got up to take a shower. Walking seemed like it required an operator's manual. Reading plain English was difficult. I could hardly recognize the word "detergent". It was like a new foreign language.
After finishing I went to bed naked, held the blankets up to my chin and tried to close my eyes which seemed impossible so I laid in silence without blinking for a prolonged period of time until it got pitch dark... during which I was having "wakeful dreams" with my eyes open... those dreams I remember. They were like a comedy sketch of me dying and re-spawning angry and frustrated as hell because I kept dying.
It was the funniest well-written shit I have ever seen. I started cackling out loud in the middle of the night with the manic laughter of a demented man.
I slept for an unknown period of time. I woke up and remembered last night's dreams and started laughing again. That brought over newfound wave of happiness & joy that were missing during the previous week depressiveness.
I had a little bit of meth left (150mg). I injected that and went outside walking in the sun happy as a child... went back to my apartment and cleaned up until I got tired (ran out of meth) and went into withdrawal.
for me, it's melanie leupolz
She's a cute negress . Not enough of those.
I may go for a bite...
mina from Korea
Please no. Just for once, don’t fucking do it
Are you sure user? I'm feeling Arby's...
The roastie thing is a meme.
It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.
This
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fucking faggot
you deserve at least one (You)
I would christian press her pussy
>forearm tattoo
Nice, she is easy.
high quality post
No it isn't you fucking leaf sucking twat.
don't @ me bro
>and tastes fine
KEK i doubt anybody else is autistic AND smart enough to decode that
Pic related
Underrated post
lmao XD simply epic
holy fuck
A man of culture.
SAm Kerr
Not all of us are into skank hos
The one time I did meth I ended up fucking a tranny. Luckily I sobered up and ran away before it came
Based
>american are the worst post-
Test
Cute
>hai guise, let's fawn all over these shitty lesbian soccer players, won't that b fun guise......guise?
Fuck off with your beta fawning cancer.
the right choice
... nice
h-hmm
>this was posted 12 hours ago
still up
kek. mods do your job
>US flag
yep
yeah alright you've granted americans an opinion on /spuh/ for 36 hours with that post
use it wisely
based to be quite honest
Does Gabby Logan count?
Bsed, include me in the screencap
alex is like the ultimate stacy from high school you'd drag your dick through a mile of broken glass for just to see her smile and hug you
easy pick
This, only interdimensionally.
>US flag
>describes the vaginas of his family and the smell of his dick to Yea Forums
Toppest of keks
she cute
would unironically french kiss her asshole
CGH
why would I ever hang around the women's bathroom?
This.
das rite
I'm a chill guy
Have Americans finally overtaken their northern cousins or is a Canadian holidaying in the US?
Holy shit she hit the wall bad
For me, it's #2 +10
10/10
fake players dont count
>nobody recognizing this as old pasta
I guess I'm the last oldfag on Yea Forums
No one cares grandpa.
>t.
No Yea Forums fag is an oldfag because Yea Forums is a newer board. Anyway, I’d fuck one of the short stack Asians. Someone post a short stack jap for me, I’m on mobile at the bar.
True, so i go for that
One hot lesbian
Come on buddy, you can do better! Have some pride
So much to unpack here.
Wow, they must look pretty nice for you to speak of them in such glowing terms
She's a married to a Chicano...
A man of culture
>I guess I'm the last oldfag on Yea Forums
so what do you want? a medal?
>Yea Forums is a newer board
this is why you never go full retard user
>never smells and tastes fine.
how do so many posters fall for that stale copy pasta.. you retarded faggots