Cowboy and Gaethje have started conveniently calling for a Tony Ferguson fight, putting roadblocks between Tony and a title shot just when Dana needs them too:
Khabib, who spoke openly about Tony when neither of them could fight, is silent since Tony's victory. Conor is calling our Mark Wahlberg, and has never dared mention Tony's name.
This is Brendan’s brother, Jay. Please delete this post immediately. I’d appreciate it if you also left a positive review on his new special “You’d Be Surprised” only on Showtime™
Gaycheese is clinically retarded and Cowboy is probably still concussed/bacterial infection/old age/dementia'd/cte'd after helping Tony train on the weekend.
It's just not a popular thing here, I already have to travel so far to my gym. There's 3 mma gyms I can get to and not a single one does morning classes. I imagine only in London could you find a gym like that. I was so motivated I probably could've been someone if I didn't live in such a terrible place.
Austin Miller
bongs are basically third worlders. be grateful for our nation and keep them in your prayers
Live in the middle of nowhere, wanted to train while at school but couldn't because it was too expensive to travel that far. When I was unemployed I could get a train 45 minutes to the gym and train 3 hours a day. Then I needed a job and this was all I could get. Now without training I'm so miserable all the time. But I'm getting too old now it's probably pointless.
Ryder Smith
Is Dillon Danis a meme? Haven’t watched a single one of his fights because why would I
Colton Rivera
i started them in the last thread, but they changed it to 6 fights on wikipedia since i last looked, it's all yours my friend.
Ethan Ward
Everyone is too busy drinking tea and jacking off to pictures of the queen in the morning
10-30 - 11-30 for amateur and pro fighter classes only then regular classes start at 1pm. Better than where I live but I'd still only be able to train an hour.
Just turned 19 and really I only really have a years experience. A year where I was training everyday I mean. Before that 16-18 I just had no money and could only train once a week. I'm 80kg. Competed at 74. Someone at work told me I should keep working this evening/night job and go to morning classes and get a degree and find something else I love to do, obviously that's what smart people would do but I doubt there is anything. And I already put a lot of money and time into this I don't want to walk away empty handed.
Landon Baker
this literally happens every time there are 6 fights to pick i'm starting to think it's a meme
Holy shit I've been supporting the wrong guy this whole time #KhabibTime all the way
Robert Cruz
So glad she's "retired". Now she can stay as fat as she wants and won't have to worry about trying to stay healthy or attractive.
Jaxson Wood
GGG was having none of that bum. This isn't a joke, this is a brain damage farm.
Asher Lopez
Inshallah, my brothers.
Nathaniel Cox
I would have him in my walkout entourage and only interview through him, even at press conferences. I would just let the rest of the media watch him asking me the questions in front of them and they could take what they want from that. The only person allowed to ask me questions other than him would be Dana directly (but only if it was about a pay raise or championship fight contract) OR Henry Cejudo, as he's earned that right by being the P4P GOAT.
It's kind of unfair to be insulting a country that can't reply.
I started at 16
Gavin Brown
I started at 22 which is kinda late but I trained as a kid too. 25 now still training.
Isaac Edwards
when's your octagon debut?
Luis Flores
>autistically avoids eye contact >replies to every question by shrugging or saying “obviously” >always making the same weird face >asleep at the presser truly /ourguy/
hes a meme but a world bjj guy... dont see him winning much against top guys
Leo Gutierrez
Ghost Dog way of the champ champ
Austin Collins
Unfortunately not I had an interclub which means nothing, competed in no-gi Jiujitsu twice, got badly injured in one and the other I won via sub against a much stronger guy which give me this huge confidence boost that I was actually learning which is now gone though because I haven't been training except cardio and on the heavybag.
Oliver Martinez
based andrade not taking a two year long hiatus
Carson Reed
We all do.
Tyler Foster
needs money after getting robbed lmao
Jace Flores
What is wrong with this image?
Nolan Hall
fucking kek
Nathan Wood
id heem the schmo into bolivian
Landon Cook
Cardio training is still something right now. We all know enough fighter cannot handle pace and constant pressure.
what's your cardio routine?
Christian Brown
She looks like she fucks white guys
Nathaniel Morales
Zhang is going to win
Levi Campbell
DC is WB
Kevin Baker
all the way into bolivia? woah..
Hudson Martinez
i think you'd be surprised
Chase Cook
Boy oh boy I cant wait for womens straw weight to be dominated for years by a shitty wrestlefucker that can barely throw a punch
Jacob Hill
>"Joe, it's great to be here right now, what a dream. Hi, Mom! First of all, I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I want to thank my team, Coach Duffy, the boys at heem... how's it goin' buddehs? Haha."
Christian Parker
kek
Carter Hernandez
White British?
Andrew Lopez
im a natural 225er that cuts to 205, so....
Caleb Brooks
i’d cringe so hard i’d shit my pants tbqh
Brody Baker
Dana hired those guys to intimidate her because she's a lesbian... you know that actually happened, right?
Bentley Peterson
dude dont quit, you can work later in mid20s your not too old
Jaxson Davis
it was rose and pat
Hunter Russell
White boy
Jackson Cooper
>caring
Sebastian Martinez
no I YOU'D be surprised, i think she'd cuck you up
I care because ufc will be obliged to populate at least 2 Ppv per year with a wsw title fight as main or co main. If I'm being forced to watch shit at least let there be a heemster like valentina as champ so I can enjoy some spicy executions
Jonathan Green
Is sticking somebody’s cigarettes (fags) up your butt a good prank? Asking on behalf of coral
Austin Thompson
Yeah, as long as you do them one by one on the filter tip side and not the actual pack itself.
Aaron Rodriguez
Rose is very nice to watch. Technically sound, very fluid in motion, too bad she got sheemed though.
Hunter Morgan
wouldn't that noticeably fuck up the cigs? How loose was brennan's o-ring
James Morgan
No, you're asking on behalf of yourself.
Josiah Nguyen
If Evan Tanner was even tanner he would've survived
Grayson Johnson
Any MMA fighters notorious for being smokers too?
Not just dudelmao but cigs too, so Diaz bros don't count.
I'm sure your bird will be gentle judging by the flag you'll probably enjoy the peg son relax
Levi Morris
her ceiling is nunes. nunes beat the shit out of her in their first fight. she didn't in the 2nd fight because she had to worry about gassing over 25 minutes. but valentina is the 2nd best WMMA fighter unless you rate cyborg over her
WMMA is filled with fucking bums. Like 2-3 women total in the sport are not totally hopeless, the rest are cans for said 2-3 to crush and look good doing it.
Out of the 3 womyn divisions in the UFC, 125 is the weakest (145 doesn't exist).
Why are people mad about this? you have to be double digit IQ to think that single punch resulted in donald losing. Ferguson was going to give him further brain damage and punishment if it continued. Stoppage was for the best. Cowboy is pretty decent right now but unluckily for him, Ferguson and Khabib are on a level above the rest.
Connor Evans
In many ways, D.C. won that fight.
Chase Robinson
they never include finishes on Youtube
Jackson Collins
>Cepoodo
Based. He shat himself, shat on DJ, shat on TJ, shat on Moraes and called 3 geriatric fighters (one of which is not old but so CTE'd he might as well be 80) to shit on them. Truly the GOAT.
it wouldn't have even happened if Big Dan wasn't a mongoloid and 6 feet away when the horn sounded. He should have been between them. I don't hate Big Dan but come on.
Brody Young
EVERYBODY ON 3 "PAY IT FORWARD"
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Alexander Lopez
>Cowboy is pretty decent right now lololololol
Gabriel Peterson
I still can't believe Double Cheeseburger had the audacity to sit in the octagon and sob like a bitch. Even Rose didn't cry and she's a mentally unstable little girl with PTSD. Grow some balls, you fat little weirdo
He rises up or drops down to the level of his opponent. If he fights someone garbage he'll fight like garbage.
Evan Cox
Tony threw a punch after the bell, which resulted in Cowboy being unable to continue the fight. You can try to cope all you want, but this is just fact. Your boy cheated to win.
Logan Howard
He's got a good chance of beating everyone except ferguson and khabib. mcgregor is finished and gaycheese is brain damaged.
Julian Gray
But Smif is elite
Jaxson Thompson
man y'all are fucking lame seriously i'm about to be done with posting here straight up
Cameron Jackson
before you go tell your mum to head over
Gabriel Johnson
he isn't. that weight cut was brutal. i would think the epo would make it tougher too cause the blood becomes thicker
Noah Martin
Jon was fighting in 2nd gear for most of the fight, Smith is good but Jon literally fought him on cruise control
>He's got a good chance of beating everyone except ferguson and khabib He got folded by RDA...twice. He's a perennial top 5 fighter, he hasn't improved or declined, he's at the same level he's been at for most his career.
>gets robbed by her countrymen >dana realizes andrade isnt respected in brazil >books her against based zhang IN CHINA >gains chinese champion >gains untapped chinese revenue stream
Hope you finally realize the point of Catcher in the Rye is that Holden Caulfield is a fraudulent hypocrite loser himself
Gavin Cox
here everyone enjoys mexicans
Owen Brown
explains a lot based on tonyposters
Robert Baker
>Tried to fraim me >Forgot I dot my name at the end You're so pathetically stupid and predictably retarded, only you would still cling to that debunked shit.
Have sex, urgently, my man. Remember when I made your copecel ass leave for 6 months? Don't make me do it again. Rent free in that CTE'd copecel dome LMAO.
You will never get a job, you will never get money to pay for anything. You will never have any friends in real life or the ones you posture for here, you are so insignificant compared to any other sperg here that only 1-2 people even notice you. Cry yourself to sleep again thinking about me.
Tomorrow the obese jobless LOSER is going to wake up from another night of crying in his sleep waiting for mommy to give him breakfast and PRAYING he will get someone to reply to him on Yea Forums
>cried >months You're literally lying to cope with the fact that I exposed you as a CTE'd copecel manlet. You ACTUALLY left for 6 months after webm related happened because I kept bullying you non-stop. Have sex.
I have an Airbnb in all of your minds you bitter salty obsessed virgin manlet keyboard warriors.
4plebs.sp.com/oldpostofyours
Brandon Williams
Lads I'm afraid jon jones will take away DC's heavyweight title
Chase Green
Cope incel.
Ayden Martinez
Gracie (Rory retires after the loss) Machida Danis for the meme value Horiguchi Mix Dantas
Jack Scott
>flagd Seething so hard that his fat fingers can't stop making typos cause he's EAGERLY awaiting my replies
>Archiving all my posts >Is here all day. >Repeating things I've said to him ie calling him a fat LOSER
Remember, I don't think about you at all but you think about me everyday, LOSER!
:^)
Benjamin Walker
>As soon as I post for the first time ITT, this nigga gets instantly trigger and posts passive-aggressive shit because he's afraid to call me out directly in fear I'll heem him into CTE'd copeceldom for ANOTHER 6 months I'd say HAVE SEX if you could get it up, LOL.
Tony seems to hate everybody. It's horrible to say but it wouldn't surprise me if he did beat his wife. I defended his moment on The Ultimate Fighter because I've been in that situation where you get so mad you say something you really shouldn't but he doesn't seem to have fixed it by kicking the alcohol.
Thomas Miller
>if you could get it up We all know who has that problem lad.
Isaiah Scott
Tony is like a less sane Richard Ramirez
Kayden Phillips
It must be so defeating to have absolutely zero prospects in life other than your Yea Forums identity, and only two people even notice it. Just imagine being that obese and that much of a loser? Poor boy is another Lexplorer in the making. At least people noticed him... archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93063313/#93065617
DJ phoned in his performance as he was already planning on moving to ONE and even then, the decision was controversial (fixed).
TJ was drugged out of his mind, cut too hard and the stoppage was, again, controversial.
Moraes is a gaslet and didn't deserve the title fight, but with TJ out, Cruz permainjured, and Cody flushed there was no one left in the bantamweight division to challenge for the title.
He did too much and it fucked with his hormone levels/psyche.
Parker Ramirez
I only get to see Tony against trained fighters, I want to see how a /heem/ster does.
Brandon Foster
her mental was the biggest obstacle and no amount of training would have fixed that. maybe if she’d lost a few times early on she might have figured out how to cope with failure, but going unbeaten for so long set her up for a humiliating defeat at some point
Logan Smith
A lion don't concern himself with the opinion of an ant :^)
David James
Agree.
Ronda did nothing but try to pull armbars, a white belt level submission. If she actually trained, she might have had a shot, but I doubt it. She didn't have a fighters mentality, she wanted to commit suicide after a single loss. How pathetic can you get?
Isaiah Bennett
Why is she overcompensating?
Nicholas Parker
Do you think Henry can beat Frankie at 145? Henry is still in his prime and he's an A level athlete. He would still have to cut to make 145 (he weighed over 150 pounds in the cage against TJ).
Grayson Gonzalez
get off heem tywin, you have a kingdom to run
Joshua Jenkins
For me it's Twitchy.
Kevin Murphy
Fwonkie should've moved down to 135 a long time ago
Hunter White
for me it’s (You)
Adrian Wood
Frankie, yes. Max no. Cejudo probably wouldn't have to cut in the traditional sense, just watch his diet while he trains.
Julian Stewart
Is she telling him to m*sturbate?
Oliver Evans
Penis envy
Aiden Wood
heem everyone even me mum
Aiden Nelson
>Cejudo wins the Flyweight Championship >Cejudo wins the Bantamweight Championship >Cejudo wins the Featherweight Championship, calls out Conor McGregor >McGregor gets permaheemed by our boi >Cejudo goes down in history as the greatest MMA fighter and legend killer of all time >He still has a gold medal
I fucking hate when brainless morons buy giant trucks like this. I can't tell you how many wannabe cowboy white collar retards in my neighborhood buy these massive fucking things and never even take the cover off the truckbed. They just drive it to and from work every day and feel like a badass, I guess. if you actually use the damn thing then by all means get a truck, but I guarantee this girl never carries anything in her life. have fun getting 15 mpg you fucking idiot
Cameron Gutierrez
she tried to evolve ya goofs. she tried to add striking but she had the shittiest striking coach in history. she never learned footwork, proper punching techniques, faints, head movement, blocking punches or anything any basic striking coach teaches. it didn't help everyone was in awe of her and never told her the truth other than her mom. rogan sucked her off and told her how amazing her striking was and she believed it. in her last few fights she tried to win by striking rather than her bread and butter. she never learned how to close the distance by striking. most fighters by then learned how to defend and avoid judo throws. once that happened she was done. tldr: her coach sucked and her ego grew too big because of idiots never telling her the truth
Matthew Butler
I wonder if Tony feels when they break
Evan Sanchez
He's been permaflushed since the lawler fight Still good enough to smash lelator though
Matthew Hill
Why would beating Mcgregor be impressive?
Jose Collins
Here Everyone Exalts McGregor
Mason Foster
she was getting absolutely worked technically by jj aldrich until she realized she could just punch her really hard because she's much stronger
Oliver Long
Yes. CTE and a ton of injuries. The guy's body is failing him, plus he's one of the few fighters not juicing
Thomas Morris
That's what it means to not evolve.
Jose Nguyen
He couldnt run a treadmill, user. He can’t even walk to the McDonalds for a job flipping burgers
Anthony Torres
>not juicing pmsl if you actually believe this
Alexander Diaz
First double champ permaflushed by the only triple champ. Also, the memes.
Leo Mitchell
at this point he's perma gatekeeper. he could move up in weight or just take a bunch of fun fights. he needs to go on a crazy fight winning streak to even sniff the title and he's getting too old to do that. Colby, Usman, Askren and somewhat TWood have developed a good rivalry. they can rotate fighting each other. Wonderboy is the odd man out.
Liam Flores
I run a small business in that melon you call a head and I'm not paying any rent let alone taxes
Jason Hill
>Backne Mccuckold
>not roiding oh one hundy purshent
Andrew Sanders
He should fight Platinum
Cameron Nguyen
If Pootaker gets past Adesanya then he needs to move up to 185 and challenge for the belt.
Nolan Taylor
yes, but my point is it's mostly her coach's fault. she had the talent and skill to do so but never the training.
Wyatt Johnson
Imagine what it's like being Herb Dean.
Ian Jones
she ran out of a gym crying long before edmond came along. anyone who told her the truth she discarded. she was always the problem.
Charles Rogers
will robbie ever see a title fight again? if he beats woodley he’s about a fight away imo
Joseph Smith
Might actually watch that.
Brody Cox
>lardo has to roleplay having a job Yikes
James Morris
Its not fun today bois. A bit grim tbqh guys.
Gabriel Clark
It's a status symbol you sheltered mongrel. This is like saying people are dumb for buying Ferraris because "dude you're never gonna need to go that fast anyways". I bet you drive a hatchback, you limp-dicked friendless loser.
Evan Walker
>be with a woman in bed >"We've been over this in the back, follow my instructions. Protect yourself at all times, touch gloves and lets do this!"
Michael Reed
As long as you have a job you’re doing better than rock bottom
Thomas Allen
It's not her coach's fault; it's her fault but she never really had her heart in the fight game, the second she became UFC champion she already started talking about retirement, she never seemed comfortable in the octagon or looked like she enjoyed inflicting pain on people like Tony and Jon do, she just wanted it to be done as fast as possible and that's why she never bothered evolving.
Ryder Morales
Does Conor have CTE?
Dylan Peterson
Agree
Daniel Sullivan
he tried to showoff against askren boy did that backfire. he's not getting a title shot.
Angel Carter
Your job is being a Yea Forums hallway monitor and archive detective, finally found a job more degrading than being a janitor.
l'd say maybe more like two fights away since he had that bad losing streak. RDA has a better claim for a title shot since he beat Lawler. But he did destroyed by Usman and Colby so who knows. Askren is the next man up if he beats Cuban Jesus
Jordan Jackson
>he's one of the few fighters not juicing Based.
Also this whole born again Christian his gains goblin wife kept fucking him over with is costing him.
Robbie tried to be spectacular and it worked until it didn't.
Samuel Stewart
i’d say it would make sense for woodley to get a title fight if he wins his next one but dana hates him so who knows. i wonder what’ll happen if askren wins the title. maybe woodley will retire
Kevin Bennett
She's having a third surgery on that arm she broke on Jessica's head.
Carson King
He didnt try to be spectacular
Kayden Gray
>CTE'd copecel still begging me for (You)s *yawn*.
Blowing his wad in the first 15 seconds against Ben Askren kind of seems like trying to be spectacular and showing off I'll rewatch it tomorrow maybe you're right.
Grayson Price
Woodley was planning on moving up eventually. The weight cuts are getting harder as he gets older. I don't blame Dana for hating TWood too much. He did stall the division because of his laundry list of injuries. He would also openly call Dana out on his bs which you don't do especially if your PPV numbers are shit
Tyler Sanchez
Maybe they go trailer camping, don't jump to conclusions
Is that her "alleged" bad neck injury going into the fight?
Lincoln Butler
Poor little boy is back role playing
Such a sad fat loser. Tomorrow I will be going to my job Tomorrow you will be groveling and begging mommy and daddy to not make you pay rent because you’re a jobless obese loser
Valentina would absolutely flush Andrade. Can't believe people think her moving up to 125 is a smart move. Why the hell would she do that now when she could possibly defend a number of times at 115?
i’m with you, shit is tiresome. it’s one thing if you’ve fully cleaned an entire division and have nothing else to do, but there are contenders at 115 and 125 isn’t worth the risk
Evan Johnson
>Implying I can't >Implying haven't moved on from that girl in a post 3 years ago you keep harping on because you're obsessed with me Did a number on your dome, didn't I? Even got you to admit you are projecting your ED issues, you CTE'd sperg.
Big yikes, my copecel. No wonder you're so angry all the time LOL.
So satisfying. I've really fucking hated Namajoonies for a long time now, the damn coalburner.
with all the hd replays we have u use some fucking backwater stream replay?
William Price
is andrade even stronger than val? val bodied joanna.
Jaxon Parker
Poor jobless loser can barely keep up his roleplay. He knows the reality when he looks in the mirror, he sees the same reality everyone else does when they look at him.
Nothing.
Leo Nelson
I'm ugly and balding.
David Kelly
You still have a job don’t you? More than can be said for him.
Leo Jenkins
At least you're honest about it unlike some impotent norwegian refugee
Nicholas Harris
how ugly? gsp is bald and he still gets pussy, having no hair isn’t the end of the world
Brody Peterson
Most guys are ugly and balding, it's your mindset that's holding you back.
Dylan Garcia
Will you ever be honest that you literally will never hold down a job and have no prospects other than going on Yea Forums begging for attention lol?
Kayden Foster
superfight with mvp
Lucas Morales
Hey Johny
Ryder Morris
they didn't waste any time announcing that andrade fight. did they already decide it before tatiana fought?
I wouldn't trust him off camera. He seems like it could all be an act and he's actually really nice, or he's actually a complete mentalist who flips out all the time.
Sebastian Edwards
No one thinks about you. It’s why you simulate socializing on Yea Forums and simulate having a job on Yea Forums. You will never amount to anything. You are a jobless, pennyless, friendless. And the place you run to for care only has two people who notice, and they both laugh at you
Tomorrow I will be going to my job and you will still be here :( Indeed Craigslist Glassdoor Monster Ziprecruiter
Youll find something before your parents cut you off, right?
Thomas Nguyen
new:
Joshua Harris
>That's all you got? I'm not the one who had a mental breakdown on Yea Forums and admitted to being suicidal and having erectile dysfunction. You're such a joke trying to act like some alpha when you're some scared little boy with severe mental and physical issues.
Wish you'd get help! Go talk to an expert.
Josiah Baker
I need to see Jessica Eye get heemed the fuck unconscious. Can anyone sate me?
Jaxson White
He could be a eunuch and he would still be less of a jobless fat lonely loser as you. Isn’t it sad this one of the two “friends” you have in life?
Christopher Price
>No one thinks about you I agree. You're no one.
Keep making more posts about me fatso. I *know* you care a lot.
Brayden Smith
*yawn* Yet you're the one obsessed with me, thinking with a very preoccupied hate of every single one of my posts because I bully you endlessly. Everything you said about me is (obviously) a projection of your insecurities. But the fact that you're letting yourself get bullied by someone you have those thoughts about only shows how much you self-loathe.
Cope, my CTE'd, ED having, sexless sperg. Can't tell you to "have sex" without laughing at the proposition.
she actually has pretty good head footwork, its a shame she fucking sucks in every other regard.
Charles Mitchell
I revved you so hard you challenged me to a real-life fight. You are truly a sad pathetic little man, all your posts show it.
Kayden Ramirez
>Doesn't even deny being obsessed with me Good boy, at least we're clear on that.
I already mogged you intellectually, you CTE'd, ED having pozzed faggot. What was left was to do it physically as well, but you scurried back to the States like a pussy lmao.
>but you scurried back to the States Did you overstay your visa you norwegian refugee scum? Is that why you were so depressed and having trouble keeping it up?
I'd slap your head off you manlet but knowing what you mentally deal with I wouldn't do that to your family, kid.
William Ward
i went to college with meisha tate and have been triangled by her many times. true story.
Justin Cooper
after that first one rocks honda, her whole body language changes in to reverse.
>Continuously projects his ED Why don't you see a doctor about it?
>"I'd s-slap y-your h-head off!!!" Fucking lmao. Put your money where your mouth is then, you pozzed, turbomanlet, CTE'd, coward sperg. Go ahead. Book a flight.
"All I wanted was a family and children, none of which can be attained."
You're the one who said those words sperg.
You're clearly suffering from ED amigo along with other mental illnesses and delusions of grandeur, that's why you post with a trip on Yea Forums to get noticed.
Go see an expert who will help you out.
Eli Cox
>You're the one who said those words sperg. And you're the one whose mind went immediately to ED. I've never seen a bigger declaration of saying "I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION" than that. It was clearly something that touched your core, that's why you keep mentioning it.
I did a number on your CTE'd brain, vacationed you for 6 months after bullying and exposed you as a coward manlet and brainlet with no backbone.
All you can say is "N-no, y-you" and mention my trip that I started using after tried to pretend he was me to blame me for the spamming. Plus, I take responsibility for my words instead of being a little bitch like you.
Cope harder, incel. I almost feel sorry for the CTE I gave you through my constant bullying.
