/CalcioMercato/ + /SerieA/ - Trips decide the month of CrisInter edition

>OFFICIAL: Fonseca appointed as Roma's new coach
Roma have officially found their replacement for Claudio Ranieri on the bench at the Stadio Olimpico: Paulo Fonseca, who arrives from Shakhtar Donetsk.

>Maldini's meeting with Massara today, Giampaolo done on Friday
Maldini and AC Milan have decided: Frederic Massara is the strong candidate for the role of the sporting director after the refusal of Iglia Tare who decided to stay at Lazio. After that, it will be Marco Giampaolo's turn, who has been chosen as a replacement for Gennaro Gattuso on the bench at the San Siro.

>Sassuolo star's agent arrives at AC Milan headquarters for talks
The agent of Sassuolo star Stefano Sensi has been pictured arriving at the headquarters of AC Milan to hold talks with the rossoneri for his client.

Sensi was Sassuolo's most impressive player this season and his performances helped him attract the attention of multiple top clubs across Italy. AC Milan have been very interested as Leonardo did hold talks for the player, but Roma are also interested.

Milan have excellent relations with Riso and could use that as leverage to sign Sensi this summer, with Sassuolo already asking a fee of around 25 million euros to let the Italian leave.

>Dzeko refuses to rule out Inter move
Edin Dzeko spoke to Rai Sport after Bosnia 2-1 defeat vs. Italy: "We deserved more but Italy was better in the second half, especially physically. We could have scored a second goal and it was too easy for them to score two goals. I hope we can still qualify for the Euros. We lost in Finland, we didn't even play like today, Italy struggled today and we are missing those points lost against Finland. Transfer window? I am a player of Roma. Now I'll go on holiday, then we'll see what happens".

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nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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Coach when?

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PALLOTTA OUT

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>Dzeko refuses to rule out Inter move
That's a fancy way of saying "Dzeko says absolutely nothing about his transfer"

BOOM!
Sarri in
done deal la'
up to 24-48 hours for the announcement
tomorrow is the day

lel

>"Heh, I bet that right now user is laying on his bed listening to sad songs with his lights turned off, like he does every nigh"
>"Aw, that's really pathetic"

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how the hell can zidane be living rent free in his head still?

some Milan news

>After today's meeting between Maldini and agent Giuseppe Riso, Milan's intentions are to advance in the talks for a potential deal for Stefano Sensi. [
@AntoVitiello]
>Giampaolo's arrival at Milan should be official between Friday and Sunday. [Sky]
>Milan are looking at Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren as an experienced veteran to add depth to the team and not necessarily start. [Sky]
>Frederic Massara should sign tomorrow as the new sporting director of Milan, according to Sky.
>Boban has decided to accept Maldini's proposal of returning to Milan, according to Sky.
>Leonardo intends to make an attempt to sign Donnarumma to PSG in the next few weeks, according to
@DiMarzio
>Milan have offered Cagliari €35m + bonuses for Barella. Inter is still in pole position for the midfielder. [@Corriere]

>Lovren is the star signing of Milan this summer
Smells like another 8th/7th place next season.

not falling for it

>>Boban has decided to accept Maldini's proposal of returning to Milan, according to Sky.
Literally the only good news in months so it's probably fake

Falling for it

>you will never live the life of a third goalkeeper

wee bit depressing fras

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>Inter have clinched a deal with Sochaux creative midfielder Lucien Agoume and his agent confirmed the flight to Milan.

conte gonna make inter BBC central

>implying he's ever gonna play

Can GdS get more obvious than this?

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ngubu IN

Is Giampaolo any good, lads?
I'm scared for >us

>Fonseca appointed as Roma's new coach
FUCK, LAZIO, PLEASE JUST TAKE CONCEIÇÃO FROM US! I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL WIN THE SERIE A THE FIRST SEASON HE IS WITH YOU. HONESTLY. FIRE HIM RIGHT AFTER, BUT ONLY HE CAN GIVE YOU A SERIE A. BUY HIM, PLEASE!

>Is Giampaolo any good, lads?

better than gattuso for sure

Barca was after him too so he must be worth it, shame he won't get a minute at Inter.
Also if rumours are true, Lukaku is almost a done deal. That is one big giga nigga.

>Lazio will win the league by getting a worse manager
???

>he fell for the "barça was after him" meme
Just like Gerson frà
Yikes
>can't handle the pressure in Brescia
Imagine how long he'll last in Milan.

BUT DUTCHBRO TOLD ME HE WAS MATURE FOR HIS AGE

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>going to the team he can get the most money for the least effort
Seems pretty mature to me. Basically a middle aged man

It's his birthday today /seriea/, say something nice about him

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È UNA MILONGA
È UN TANGO
È UN PASSO ARGENTINO

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He's an actual coach for a start, unlike Gattuso, also many other managers rate him so maybe

>i now realized we lost Lenoardo magic memes too
this season was tragic, Allegri, Spalletti, Leonardo our biggest memes all left

>we lost Lenoardo magic memes
What are you talking about, he's buying Milan a scudetto by offloading dollar from Milan to PSG and basically gifting Maldini monie to buy actually good players and giving Plizzari chance to shine. Absolutely based man

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It's just Raiola shopping him around, a month ago the deal with Barca was 'done'

Don't fall for (((his))) trap

>implying the Dollar money won't be invested in more scams from Atalanta and Sassuolo

New Fiorentina owner Rocco Commisso says ‘perhaps it’s better’ to sell Jordan Veretout, while addressing Vincenzo Montella ‘fake news’ and Federico Chiesa.

Veretout is widely expected to leave Fiorentina this summer, with Napoli heavily linked, whereas it had been reported that Commisso was leaning towards keeping Montella as Coach.

“We’re not too late for the market,” the Italo-American billionaire told La Nazione.

“Right now we’re deciding Veretout’s future. Perhaps it’s better to sell him. I still have to talk to Montella, I’ll see him in the United States.

“Someone wrote that I’d confirmed him: it’s fake news. I want to see him first.”

The 69-year-old previously made it clear that he would try to keep Chiesa, but he was not so certain when asked about the winger by the newspaper.

“I repeat that he won’t be my Baggio,” he stressed.

“I’ll do everything to keep him for at least another year, but a Viola legend asked me a question: why give such a long contract to a lad who will perhaps disappoint next season and is eventually sold for less money than he’s worth now?”

f for fiorentina lads

I miss him so much

When other managers rate someone it means they see him as non threatening. Remember how the entirety of Serie A managers kept saying Luis Enrique was great?

>Empoli

Veretout has been on his way out for quite some time now. There wont be much left of the Viola if they dont start looking for replacements during this mercato. I mean hell, we can barely keep Muriel.

Luis Enrique IS great, Roma spoils every manager

Sure user.

the guy that won the treble?

>there are people ITT that rate Luis Enrique for winning with no competition whatsoever
Bet you guys rate Di Matteo too

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>no competition whatsoever
lmao, bet you rate Allegri

>bet you rate Allegri
Wanna go ahead and guess who was the other finalist when Luis Enrique won it?
I said no competion whatsoever so either you don't know what you're talking about or you're a bit slow

So who's a good coach according to you? Pep and that's it?

Not just him, but also Zeman and Sarri.

I don't get the hate, he's one of the best defenders in the world according to Dejan Lovren

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>gets exposed
>moves the goalposts
does it matter? Whatever i'm going to say you'll just go hurr durr he's shit and that wasn't the point to begin with.
The point is Luis Enrique definitely isn't a good manager. Not even a decent one. He won by putting his team in autopilot while Barça's senators decided everything from lineup to signings.
And aside from that, as a general rule, just because someone won something it doesn't automatically makes him good. Lots of shit coaches won trophies by having way better teams than the others in the history of football.
congrats on two examples of non threatening managers celebrated by all. Remember Guardiola praising Sarri after running circles around him in CL last year?

>Zeman
my fucking sides, failure: the coach

diego alberto militoo
diego alberto militooo

>He won by putting his team in autopilot while Barça's senators decided everything from lineup to signings
He was close to be sacked during winter, then he decided to put Messi on the right wing (or better, he asked him if he was okay with it) instead of falso nueve and that Barça became unstoppable.
He had good ideas when he was at Roma, but of course no senator would allow any innovation if it threatened his starting spot

una finta
In area
ANCORAAAAAA

See? You don't know what you're talking about.
Luis Enrique was loved by the locker room. His training sessions were light as fuck and always took place late in the morning so players could "take the kids to school" (or wake up late after going out the night before).
He also abolished prematch gatherings and players could show uo directly to the stadium if they wanted so. During away matches in cities connected well to Rome by the team gathered just the morning before the match to take the train or plane.

>defending Luigi Enrico in 2019
What the fuck?

Third gk is truly the perfect career plan. Even better if you were somewhat decent and then just stopped giving a fuck.

Icardi for Dybala

Do it, do it, do it

>rating dybalel or icardo
cringe

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>AS Roma regrets to announce that the club will be withdrawing from this summer’s International Champions Cup, due to the team’s unforeseen involvement in the preliminary rounds of the UEFA Europa League.
asroma.com/en/news/2019/6/roma-forced-to-withdraw-from-international-champions-cup

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I feel like Inter would be losing a bunch from this deal, but Icardi has to go one way or another

but user that was a given. Good tbqh, maybe we can get a decent pre season training for once

I really want to see turmoil in the Juve locker room.

I was referring more to the money they'll lose because of them pulling out of those money-spinning friendlies

at this point Roma is a financial black hole anyway

>Wanda vs Toenaldo
I will watch it.

I thought their Supermarket business model will save them from financial crisis.

that's what keeps the team barely afloat on a FFP basis.
The club itself created a 220m debt since 2011 when Pallotta got a club with a very small passive (like 8m but i'm not sure).

The supermarket runs out of goods sooner or later. If they want they can sell Zainolo for good money, but what's after that? 30 millions + a youngster for Manolas is already something almost in the realm of charity. Who else can you sell for good money? Dzeko underperformed but was still one of Riomma's top players, and they're going to get at best 15 millions in total value from Inter. Florenzi can't leave or the club becomes Lazio 2.0, the Pellegrinis can round up some money but nobody wealthy rates them enough. Schick, Kluivert, Under and Perrotti will be put to good use but as of now proved terrible as financial investments because nobody is going to pay much for them. The supermarket is closed.

>La Viola will be in Chicago on July 16th
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING ON A TUESDAY. PUSH IT TO FRIDAY.

The shit posting would be splended

He must be her ultimate challenge. Can el cocomordan bend the strongest of minds to her will?

>Milan ahead of Turin and Genoa for Rade Krunic. According to reports from Sky Sport the Rossoneri club has in fact found the agreement with Empoli based on 8 million euros plus bonuses.

>Inter tries to close for Lucien Adong Agoumé. The 2002 midfielder prosecutors are back in the nerazurri headquarters to close the deal: a 4.5 million euro deal plus bonuses to reach up to six million.

>Hamed Junior Traoré will be the second Juventus purchase after the Welshman Ramsey. The president of Empoli Fabrizio Corsi confirmed it in an interview with TMW: "The deal with Juventus is almost closed, only signatures are missing".

>Lukaku towards Inter: "Conte is the best coach in the world. Future? I love Italy, I have already decided".

>Hamed Junior Traoré will be the second Juventus purchase
And he's getting loaned to Juve B AKA Sassuolo the moment he arrives

I rate Traorè but what the fuck are we supposed to do with him?

>inb4 he was Sarri's main request

>Krunic
wtf?

what is wrong with his head thou?

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He's the poor men but actually rich men's Milinkovic-Savic

>"Sarri announced tomorrow" says increasingly nervous gobbo for the 20th day straight"

I don't get if he'll be a starter or just depth signing

You now remember Bonaventura

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>Guardiola cap
>Sarri tracksuit
They're teasing >us!

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That's why Matuidi is still at Juventus, the wife-pleasing midfielder

Kolarov going to fenerbache

OLEEEEEEEEE AGGIUNGIAMONE N ALTRO

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asroma.com/en/news/2019/6/the-big-interview-paulo-fonseca

Fonseca PR interview

>implying the female form has any power over Ronaldo if you get what i mean
i mean he's queer

I think he will be a depth signing. They have to fill 4 spots at midfield. Still, Bennacer was a better choice.

fra we just won our first match of the season. i hit the post. feels gud

Kompany syndrome

>Lotito made an offer for alitalia
Lmao what

>take a shit
>shit gets partly stuck in ass hairs
>spend ten minutes cleaning up

I'm tired of this shit

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>35 millions + half of inda's team for an inferior player

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this

3 yrs older and similar stats.

>paying 35 millions + half of inda's team for a hyped up italian when there's inter's favourite type of player - a yugoslav - that has better stats and costs only 8 millions
Beppe is purposefully sinking inter

You have to be a special kind of moron to invest your money in football and airlines
Btw, what is Lotito's source of wealth?

GOBBO
MALEDETTO
SEI FINITO
NEL LAGHETTO

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LoMafio 1st income is from thir societis cleaning the big ministeries palaces in R*ome.

He's hush hush with the big bandwagon that sucks money out of italian taxes.

Standard central apparatus leeches, all of them...

ROMA
LAZIO
MERDA

well alitalia isn't an investement per se, it's more of a "i'll help the government so they'll help me". It's just that Lotito isn't even close to have the kind of money to get a relevant share in Alitalia.
He has a few companies that """somehow""" are always contracted by the governement, Regione Lazio or Rome's city hall. Mostly cleaning or healthcare. He's sneakily more powerful than what he seems.

do you use water or toilet paper to clean?
never had this happen to me desu

>take a shit
>90% of it is out
>feel a little nugget of shit still in there
>no matter how hard I squeeze it won't come out
>keep trying for like 15 minutes
>eventually give up
worst feel

It's probably because I have no abs, nobody I know takes so fucking long shitting

>Inter reportedly plan to extend the contract of full-back Danilo D’Ambrosio until 2022.

noice he has been strong for few years now.

>Pallotta and De Rossi were in the same restaurant yesterday but didn't meet
the netflix series just writes itself

>Ligue 1 Uber Eats

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Tim must be pleased to finally have a friend

>take a shit
>wipe once
>no more poop
fucking magic fras

>2019
>wiping
>not bidet
heathens

>take a shit
>use the bidet
>my dunghole is so clean you could eat on it and I can go on my merry way without being smeared in shit like someone born 500 years ago (or 50 if french)

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how do you even use a bidet?
t. unwashed viking

You seat on it and spray water right onto your asshole until it's clean. Of course you wipe yourself first so you don't leave a shit trail on it.

>spray water
How? Bidet usually only have the faucet.
When I do it I use the toilet paper first to clean most of it, then I dip my ass in the bidet and use a sponge or one of those weird gloves to clean it full

First the whole shampoo and haircare discussion, now the bidet chat.

/SerieA/ sure loves talking about personal hygiene

water shoots up my ass and makes my asshole bright pink

>Inter needs to raise cash by June 30 in order to respect the limits of the financial fair play. The Nerazzurri club is close to the agreement for the definitive transfer to the Liege Standard of Zinho Vanheusden and Xian Emmers . The overall operation will allow Inter to earn around 25 million euros, or half of the capital gains to be made by the end of the month. [Di Marzio]

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sounds gay

>wipe
>grab some liquid soap
>sit on bidet with water spraying on your ass
>wash your ass