Germany XI: Manuel Neuer; Thilo Kehrer, Matthias Ginter, Niklas Süle, Nico Schulz; Ilkay Gündogan, Joshua Kimmich, Leon Goretzka; Leroy Sané, Serge Gnabry, Marco Reus
Estonia XI: Sergei Lepmets; Artur Pikk, Karol Mets, Madis Vihmann, Joonas Tamm, Taijo Teniste; Sander Puri, Artjom Dmitrijev, Konstantin Vassiljev, Gert Kams; Sergei Zenjov.
>tfw whenever Estonia loses the game we HAD to win to have any chance of qualifying - I instanty lose all interest in the NT until the next cycle
can't even be bothered with this game ffs why couldn't we keep the 1:0 against N. Ireland
Eli Carter
THE EMPEROR OF ESTONIA
Leo Morales
yeah after Klopp takes over
Lucas Taylor
>SHITRETZKA
Logan Wilson
noooooooo
Lucas Bennett
why is kehrer in the NT
Cameron Rogers
>pass it to me so I can pass it back to you
Daniel Cooper
>Germany only leading by 1
OH NO NO NO
Camden Martin
ESTLAND? ISSEN BRETT!!
Gabriel Hill
to assist Reus
Evan Howard
>tfw missed a goal because my sky receiver takes 20 minutes to turn on
Justin Ward
maybe there are really no right backs available, he's utter shit
Jordan Lewis
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"
Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!
Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.
Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.
Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
Chase Jones
A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS A NEGER RAPING SLAVS
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Evan Scott
>diving in a game against Estonia where you are 3 goals up
Jesus Christ Leon...
Nicholas White
t. nigger
Caleb Diaz
It's actually really painful to look at them not knoing what to do
for me, it's Toni "carries the whole NT at the wc" Kroos
Jack Thompson
Post half time german slags
Evan Long
Embrace your chinlet nu-Germans like a man.
Hunter Gray
For me it's Toni "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you" Kroos
Give me some stats so I can pretend to know something about Thilo Kehrer
Nathan Moore
it's not really new
Jonathan Wood
For me, it's Toni "Backheel to Son" Kroos For me, it's Toni "Head it to Piguain" Kroos For me, it's Toni "most assists at the WC and all for the opposing teams" Kroos
Nicholas Clark
We may have some ugly bydlos on that team, but Vassiljev looks like a Greek God compared to those brown German rats.
For me its Toni "fastest brace ever scored in a world cup" Kroos For me its Toni "4 times champions league winner, one time being a treble and the other 3 times in a row" Kross
Camden Price
I don't go to /deutsch/ and neither am I a virgin.
>look at me i like big titties!! i’m not gay! guys, i swear!! i like big titties see! yawn, you gay boys bore me
Jayden Cox
>no goals in 2nd half yet ITS OVER WE'RE FINISHED FUCK THESE NIGGER MERCENARIES
Jose Kelly
For me it's the new Hornbach commercial
Brody Harris
her ass in the shampoo ad is fine too tho
Zachary Stewart
well where the fuck else am i supposed to fall into you fucktard? into her ass or what?
Luke Clark
proof?
Jason Wright
South Americanos love that movie for some reason.
Michael Bell
Sane isn't going to score today lol
Nathaniel Butler
>missed first half >5:0 probably gonna end 5:0 too
Carter Martinez
yes
Juan Edwards
is it true that in tallinn you have literally free wifi everywhere?
David Taylor
WHY the FUCK does Löw hate Havertz
Jace Cooper
Leverkusen shitter
Justin Morgan
>wifi
is it 2005 again?
Ryan Wood
ERA PENAL
Anthony Kelly
Did you miss #Neuland or something? Everyone in the EU has a higher standard by now.
Kevin Ross
No but you do have 4G everywhere
Colton Hernandez
2 pens not given I think the ref feels bad for Estonia
Gavin Long
always have this stupid thought in my mind that you dont say "WLAN" in english kek
Gabriel Hall
everyone has internet everywhere except us
Jose Hernandez
DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON DAMN SON
Mullel was right. These kind of games vs us, San Marino, Gibraltar, etc. are pointless and make people like Ronaldo look like an impressive goalscorer by stats
Easton Evans
>artists impression of germany circa 2030 if the GDP spending on social services gets reduced from 60% to 2%
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Landon Taylor
i rate imo erner
Jaxon White
>7 heh
Julian Rodriguez
t. LeTray Miguel Brown III
Brayden Walker
so kanscht du nich spillen desch isch klar
Ethan Howard
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what would the score be if there wasnt this fucking roach ref? 11-0?
Ethan White
*sucks air through teeth* jaa i sammamal die eschen sind auuu irgewie au so jaaa i sammamal schooo auaaa takdisch au nicht sooo gut gewesen heude das musch man au so klar auuu sagen ja aber für den dimo werner jaa des war auch sammamal scho eine ja i sammamal fascht perfekde leischtung ja irgedwie so wie er das tor macht ja auuuu irgewie soo jaa und der mesut und au sammamal jaaa scho au irgendwie ...
Halstenberg or whatever his name is is really good tbqh
Christian Bailey
Probably, I noticed the ref feeling sorry for us too, kek.
Adrian Thomas
you’re absolutely right, she is very simple minded
Matthew Sanchez
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Bentley Wilson
2 offside goals who werent offside would make it 9:0 and 2 penalities not given would maybe make it 11:0
Dominic Wood
>seagulls screaming outside does Germany also have a problem with these nigger-tier birds being everywhere except next to a body of water aka where they should fucking be if literal mouthbreathers wouldn't keep feeding them?
Aiden Russell
Our GK has been okay but everyone else is horrible
Yes and they have gotten really fucking big here because people keep feeding them. Now some of them are so big that tourists can't fight back when they start stealing their shit.
the hilarious thing is how they will now feel super strong, umbruch vollzogen, we're good to go. when all they've done is beating estonia for fucks sake.
To all Eestis: You guys are based, I hope you aren't mad at >us. Thanks for the fun time, lads.
Hudson Ramirez
This
All the laught at threads are just bantz, don't forget this
Parker Jones
Most people here support Germany besides our shit NT so I dont think anyone is actually mad
Juan Adams
>german engineering at it again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jose Reyes
it's cool, man. I don't think anyone currently alive expects much from our team, so we just come and hang out here and enjoy the banter.
Nathaniel Roberts
Honestly, it must be kinda devastating to be from a very small country, you pretty much always can be sure to get crushed in 99% of your games.
Aaron Williams
no worries mate, i was expecting 0-10
Parker Taylor
It's very liberating actually. You don't have any expectations, so you can only win basically. No one's gonna be surprised or disappointed at a loss. Imagine your local small-town team playing against the national teams of higher countries.
Nathaniel Butler
Bigger*
Nathaniel Sanchez
well if its a Dutch team you were right
Hunter Ortiz
>Imagine your local small-town team playing against the national teams of higher countries. Yeah but that would be a kinda cool novelty. When for you it's always like that.
Dominic Wilson
Good game :)
Jaxson Sanders
>Jogi didnt even watch
top olmo
Luis Kelly
junge, krankgeschrieben is krankgeschrieben
Jaxson Diaz
>popel jogi is out >we suddenly can win by two digits really increases the transmission speed of my neurons