/cric/ lose to win edition

2019 ICC Cricket World Cup

amirs ban

pretty gay for Sri Lanka having two washed out games they were likely to win

Give me Aussie banter over the contrived English uni lad who loves beers but hates brexit and unironcally says words like "cockwomble" any day

1999 Cricket World Cup 2nd semi-final

Dont remind me please

John The Bookmaker, considering the cover-up, the denials, and that the damage was unacknowledged and the extent may never be known

94-95 Australia West Indies series

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981
youtube.com/watch?v=ybe0wXQHe0Q
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015676/It-controversial-moment-world-cricket-Australia-faces-New-Zealand-World-Cup-final-erase-shame-underarm-bowl.html
stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/110346056/underarm-incident-bruce-edgars-theory-about-dennis-lillees-involvement
baka.com.au/sport/cricket/flashback-australias-cricketing-shame-the-underarm-delivery-20180327-h0y13u.html
youtube.com/watch?v=QIjCpPStHnE
youtube.com/watch?v=47BESXTmyq8
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12200426

trigger warning: youtube.com/watch?v=d2qpj-yBkwY

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Hansie

Lads this rain is shit, anyone got ny rare cricket memes to cheer me up

This

>1.57pm The match is abandoned

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Reckon they should have played in Sussex.
Its nice and sunny here today.

sick of this rainy shithole lads

have Sussex

Never fear, there'll be a great match tomorrow to be played in sweltering conditions at Taunton.

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Might as well have hosted the WC in greenland, I reckon the weather would have been better.

wow gay

Tell me about UK sunshine

FUCK ENGLAND. FUCKING USELESS COUNTRY.

Used it all up in June, July and August last year. Now we're paying for it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=lVPLIuBy9CY have some nice african beats to cheer you up

used it all last month

Sick of the shit weather in this country.
Moving to somewhere non shit.

business idea: carribean world cup

Business idea: Co-op games with /cric/

weather looks okay for england v afghanistan on friday though

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To be quite frank she looks like a power rangers villain

tHiS iS tHe PoSt

I bath with it everyday

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settle down mate

Based

Evens vidya
Odds study

Ignore this post

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im pretty excited for australia's match tomorrow! they're the team I support!

Business idea: some sort of device that could go on top of the stadium that would protect the pitch from rain.

This is madness, I tried giving your sport a shot but the last couple days I've seen every game abandoned by rain. How is that even allowed? Doesn't that affect the standings in a world cup when both sides share a point? Can't take this shit serious lol

god spits upon english cricket

Business idea: Hydrophobic cricket ground and gear

OH MY H*CKING GOSH

it's 2019 m8 hydrophobia is not on

Will invest

This may take Afghanistan to the semis. You're Afghani right? You should be happy then

Sad stuff

lol u can't play your gay """sport""" in the rain

Looking at the forecast, it looks like the next match to be played will be ENG vs WI on Friday. Bit of sympathy for Lankans having 2 matches abandoned.

>needs a license to watch it

>no one:
>english summer: rain

Basically been handed a loss and a win

porridge for brekkie tomorrow on the cards

Anyone catch Big Little Lies yet?

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Cricket!

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Don't get too extited, it will probably rain out again

>Meryl Streep
Yeah no thanks

Meryl Streep is such a phoney baloney

yeah, that's her job dickhead

>
fell in love with a girl I just met lads

she's going out with this Irish dickhead though and didn't laugh at any of my jokes so fuck her

love her though

hate Meryl Streep so much

I used to do this

grim

Marky V burning down Harare

Based falling in love with every girl you meet bro (I also do this)

contemplating a bender

*do's a post*

damn I wanna FUCK her

only a couple of hours until the nintendo direct i guess

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why there is no rain in matches planned for England, Australia and India... ??? It means ICC had early information of weather changing and they planned matches for Pak Srilanka Bang West on rain days very well played.. but don't worry Allah Pak will help Pakistan.

damn I wanna FUCK her

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Meteorologists on the ropes

But Chernobyl was a terrible tragedy not a hilarious farce where the virgin NZ got cucked by the Chad Aus

>Poopystan intellectuals

Based

Based

He is so hot.

thanks mate

Watching Killing Eve atm, that's about my limit of normie shit made to pander to middle aged cat ladies. It's alright though, mgtow would find it a slog.

a night in the big smoke with Zachy Goosey and rurulad

If you aren't operating at an average summer temperature of a comfy 23 degrees its too hot

REEEEEEEEEEE

thinking about all those people who said Indians weren't funny the other day

comfy rain and thunder on the cards

BRAVO ENGLAND

how will this weather affect the pitches

Rain looms

Reckon they just roll before the next game or something.

Tomorrow's gonna be a washout too. What a shit world cup. Hope the india pakistan match washes out so icc lose money

i am str8 sorry

can’t we hoist sebbo into the air over the ground or something

Wearing my big coat. Great month to host the World Cup

all the kings horses and all the kings men could not get sebbo airborne again

I hear helium is a finite resource of sorts, this would still be an acceptable use though

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thinking about her lads

Tell us about her lad

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Thanks for liking my fb post zachy

just got treated to a very good light show, nice stuff
en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php

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post her feet

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T R I N I B R O
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no problem mate, you don’t seem like the Yea Forums type judging by your profile

Yet here I am.

brb bros, gonna kms with some improperly reheated 24h old rice. Literally didn't know it was that easy

Hmmmmm

>pokemon in UK
>watch dogs in UK
>no cricket in UK

Anyone worked catering for the MCC at Lord's? Got a 'recruitment session' tomorrow and im wondering what im in for.

Literally not a single soul: *plays a WC match through 50 overs"

Same
Nice

Eat half cooked pork

deffo the underarm incident no question

sandpaper incident was fukishima

Nah mate

>>Dear Customer, A/c xxx2055 charged Rs. 150 for non maintenance in MAY 19. Pls maintain req bal to avoid charges. For details visit Branch/NetBanking/Website

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not a sport

just did a bad thing
>*announces 2019 CWC*
i regret the thing i did
>*considers places to hold it*
and you’re wondering what it is
i’ll tell you what i did
>*hosts it in england*
i did a baaaaaad thing

Bahamas on the ropes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYTPs3gMfAQ

This was for you

safe

youtube.com/watch?v=Ndb7KR7NT6E

Been receiving this for past three 3 years from Maha Bank. Not sure how much the fine has accumulated.

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fuming

Hmmmmmmm

Business Idea: Cricket Battle Royale

Business Idea: follow an actual sport

KEK he's fuming

Business Idea: Bullet Cricket haha

Business idea: Bahamian domestic T20 tournament

Pavement

Welcome to '90s England

youtube.com/watch?v=e6gPMq9qOTM

Business Idea: Indoor stadiums
Business Idea: Don't choose a location infamous for rain for a world cup of a sport that can't be played in the rain

Predicting the Paki score for tomorrow

131/10

Predicting rain and no result

It's gonna rain stupid paki

disgusting

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why don't they just play in the rain haha :)

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>know your meme

It'll be whatever the bookmakers tell them.

Going out to the bar now lads, wish me luck

BANJO WINS BABEE

My dear Yea Forums bro

The choon? Goldie, with Jah The Seventh Seal

Fav WC moments? For me, its Sehwag and Sachin smashing Shoaib and Waqar for sixes

Business idea: Have sex

Post your cricket waifu before others claim her

Mine is Zainab Abbas [PAK] , and i also pick Elyse perry [AUS]. Can't choose between them.

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New meme lads. Can I get an upvote?

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Smriti Mandhana [IND]
Maitlan Brown [AUS]

Also, Sune Luus [RSA]

>hankhill.jpeg

She looks like Alan Partridge.

Why's the British media so keen to jump on the "we shouldn't boo Smith or Warner" bandwagon? Jesus christ, they're cheating Aussie bastards and they deserve every boo they get. Even if it's not serious, they deserve to be booed purely for the banter.

The day that the English fans start showing (completely undeserved) respect to Australian players is the day cricket DIES desu

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just swished a snail while wearing socks, very unpleasant for all involved.

is that a euphemism for what I think it is?

Indian posters have good taste

Fuck off u minge. It was for bants and to give crocket more buzz

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not a sport

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cricket is not a sport

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cricket? not a sport

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>poverty baseball
>a sport

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Hot lad post more
Don't love this one tho

>cricket
>sport
pick one

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not a sport

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m8 can you go post this in /hoc/ instead? itll trigger them way more

cricket is not a sport

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Can you post less masculine ones lad, these ones are far to ripped to be visually appealing

cricket? not a sport

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IN HERE PLEASE BAHAMACHAD

>poverty baseball
>a sport

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>cricket
>sport
pick one

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not a sport

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cricket is not a sport

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cricket? not a sport

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>poverty baseball
>a sport

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>cricket
>sport
pick one

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not a sport

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cricket is not a sport

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cricker? not a sport

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>poverty baseball
>a sport

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>cricket
>sport
pick one

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>rest of the tournament gets rained out
>based NZ win

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>moles
Disgusting

It's the only fair Option

Im stealing your meme and posting it on my friends whatsapp group.

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You can't pick two, so you get none.

If you could pick more than one then I'll just pick all of them

But where did New Zealand go

GUHA
U
H
A

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Please, somebody, give me the cricket...

not womens though

*gives you womens cricket*

>We put men on the moon, so why can't we have a reserve day

so true

tfw no spin bowling gf

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Cricket is infinitely more complicated than space travel what a stupid comment

>we

Sebbo banned me for calling pakis pedo inbred worshipping satanists.
He is just outing himself as a degenerate paki scum instead of usual morroco bs.

For me it's Alex Price [So. Aus.]

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Reminder that whoever wins this tournament will have nothing to brag about as the only deciding factor will be rain. England should never be allowwd to host a Cricket tournament again.

American flags should never be allowed to post in /cric/ again

Gotta disagree mate, Cricket is going global

Can you colonize us again and this time make us play cricket

threadly reminder that the first international cricket match was played in New York between the United States and Canada in the 19th century.

How does that even happen

technically canada was part of great britain then

>muh empire

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...

hate this goblin

How the fuck is rain above New Zealand when it has a worse NRR. total nonsense

How do we fix >Starc lads

Basedboy

tony is die

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been pondering this for three years

.

feel like pure shit just want cricket back

PLEASE WATCH OUR RAIN

oooooooo rainandoooooooooo

>Rewind to 2008 and the pair duelled at a near-packed Basin Reserve during a break in a test against England in the final of a competition to discover the next Shane Bond. About 600 schoolboy hopefuls were whittled down to the final few, with Ferguson, Neesham and another future Black Cap Ben Wheeler among them.
>"Jimmy actually beat me," Ferguson recalled in 2016, when first picked for New Zealand.
>"In the final I was 132kmh and he got 133 with his last ball. He bowled a beamer and he beat me. That's how things go, he was sort of my big brother through school."

i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/cricket-world-cup/113412520/cricket-world-cup-2019-lockie-ferguson-on-black-caps-need-for-speed

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a great, Neesham and Ferguson

Y’all see that Smithereens ep of Black Mirror yet? The bad guy looks just like Zachy.

>Reddit mirror

Seriously just look at it. This guy’s hairline is a dead ringer for Zachy.

love how sebbo is literally unable to realise when a joke has been run into the ground

when I say love I really mean I hate it and I hate him

Have you guys seen Austin powers? There is a Scottish guy in those movies that is a dead ringer for sebbo

Is there cricket today or is god still pissing on Britistan for their conversion to a caliphate?

just woke up

Go back to sleep there's still no cricket on

ah right, thanks

let's hope not because MMarsh is at risk of playing

never heard of him, movies sound finpilled

need cricket or else

Morning sir,mind if i watch a game of cricket with me lads ?

>joke has been run into the ground
>”ur fat xd”

Fatboy is mad

Seriously tho when is the /cric/ next on it’s been ages

Hello

Looks like we're getting a full game tonight lads. Forecast is cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.

*be's a globulous sack of shit*

Still raining here

Fuck sake

How do you fucks lay bricks and shit?
Being an outdoor tradie in Britain must be a miserable existence, most vision of Britain is constant grey skies, cold as fuck weather and rain.

>most prestigious event in the “sport”
>half of the tournament is canceled due to rain
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA BTFO BTFO BTFO EAT SHIT RETARD THIRDIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA BTFO BTFO

*dabs*

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based starved for attention cunt posting the same gimmick every time in the hope for at least one reply

Business idea: scuba cricket

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The Ashes is the sport's most prestigious event, try again amerilard

/cric/ living rent free in your fat head

Business idea : Charlie's Charters exclusive mode of transport for ice hockey teams

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yeah, i'm thinking this is based
cope

The trick is too drown yourself with beer and you wont notice a thing

honestly i have no idea why the countries GDP is so high ,we are probably on average more drunk than the russian or ukrainian whomst have no proper economy

reckon a bit of cloud cover could dab the indian fucking shits out pretty quick
need to win the toss though

/realsebhours/

never fucking let ingerland host the cup again. Half the games are rained out.

why dont you move here mate.
Reckon your more passionate and knowledgeable about grig than most of the miserable boomers here

Got the man-flu lads, send help

here mate take this

*spits on you*

Unironically just drink plenty of water, two oranges a day and a homely cottage pie: the beef contains zinc while carrots are rich in betacarotene to help whiteblood cell function. Take a shower before bed to clear congestion and bobs your uncle. Feel better soon

Bobs your uncle and vagenes your aunt

Gross mate wtf

Funny you should say that, the missus has cooked cottage pie for dinner tonight.

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just started a thread on Yea Forums lads

Does wifey watch the cricket m8?

Nah she doesn't watch sports unfortunately but is more than happy for me to so it's all good

my thread on Yea Forums just got deleted lads

you're not me, cunt
somebody just replied to it anyway
just look for the cat with the photoshopped sad face

Better get the kids interested in it as early as possible.

Who /hypedfortoday'srain/ here?

just had a mental breakdown lads

Yeah, I'm sick of the hot weather in Mumbai. I hope it rains.

Can relate

News Flash: Adam won the Asian gf 2018 contest

Adam won is a traveller mate
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based bitter freshcunt

bhai

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aur koi kaam dhanda nahi hain bhenchod subah subah maa chudaaney aa gaye Yea Forums par

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Cool summer

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And here we have more proof that this place literally just is full of pajeets. White people do not participate in /cric/

Early to bed
Early to rise
Madarchod

>early to bed
>early to rise
kek this is me

And here we have more proof that this place literally just is full of pajeets. White people do not participate in /cric/

kek
I'm a world cup casual 2bh

ye bloody uru mate jus chuckin a sanga for smoko mate yea jus gotta fuckin get these fuckin tiles down aye gotta fuckin chucka uwie this arvo fore i fuckin knock off aye havabitta brekky take a fuckin look at this bloke uru

It's gonna fucking rain again tmr innit

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who's getting no result today lads?

I'm white btw

I'm a white boy to Trini people even though I'm not Caucasian

the weather at Taunton looks okay today

You're a darkie to me m8 if it make you feel better

torrents in Taunton

Who comes in for Stoinis today?

Guessing Behrendorff or Richardson.

Lucky break for Australia I reckon

the game will be on

that's what he means. Oz get 3 points instead of 1.

looks like we'll get some matchplay finally. forecast just says cloudy with light showers for the most part

>cloudy
amir show looms

So which teams are getting most fucked cause of the rain? Think Pakistan’s getting the worst of it.

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That's what my white frens online tell me too

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

West Indies because they could have potentially beaten South Africa.

Pakistan as well

got him on the ropes I reckon

Yeah, them and South Africa too actually, they had just as much a chance of beating WI despite their shit form, and an even higher chance of beating Sri Lanka.

Quite literally 3 March 2009
Terrorist ambush on Sri Lankan Team in Lahore, Pakistan. No one was killed by some
got injured.

Pakistan is still blacklisted for international team to tour because of security trust issues.
for any cricket game.

...

I still like you though

Need some heavy flooding, so i can take a day off
and watch some comfy griggit.

Go fuck yourself

Nice to meet you

F R E S H I E

what does "heem" mean?

bit grim should've just held the cup in america so our sport can get more exposure la

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

hlo how r

any crickino so far lads

imagine the pandering opportunities you'd enjoy on /cric/

This

had a thought lads

please win pakistan

probably made your tiny brain hurt haha
GOTTEM GONE

Hlw
Eet
Ees
My village

would a brazilian team be elite

never forget the day someone first posted this. i actually laughed out loud and exhaled air through my nostrils.

did wee wees

Lads.....

Cricket?

Its from an american cultural video, google heem sleepy worldstarhiphop. Yea Forums wont let me post the link because it think its spam

Candice visiting the Windies lads in the sheds after match

here cone janny uh
joshy banny yuh

why would she do that?

hoping for some good sledging when de Cock and Warncuck meet again lads

>As you drive into the county of Somerset and are about to approach Taunton, it can feel like you're doing so in a time machine. The houses, all built in stone, have been around forever, and every pub you enter reveals to have been around since the 12th century, with little or no change to the interiors. No wonder then that Justin Langer is believed to have said, "It was like living in the olden days," about his time spent here as an overseas player a decade ago.

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Rain looms

Checked the weather, seems pretty clear to me

you wish jellyfish
prepare your anus

*prepares anus*
*poos on you*
HAA
GOTTEM

OOF
dirty cunt

Might head down to maccas you lads want anything?

yeah I want you to stop posting the same thing over and over cheers.

Maccas doesn't serve that sorry m8

hot water bottle feels good on my balls lads. any cricket on?

Smithy Show

Why is ICC so incompetent that they even thought about hosting WC in faggy country like England.
Who knows how many games will be swept clean, I hope it rains on all semifinals and final so that faggots at ICC learn their lesson and this tournament ends up losing money.

no grim

Should have been held in SA. Been so long since a tournament was held there

is this true?

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Might have to ask Joseph and Michael

for me its shaving the ol coin purse then dabbing on some coconut oil for that silky soft feel

At this point every other cricketing nation would have been better excluding paki land of course.

Could have gotten a bit nasty with all the raping and murdering and so worth

Islam is for the Children

Islam is for all New Zealanders

Tell me SAbro, why all the self deprecation

Islam is basically for niggers.

sensing a bit of racism homophobia and islamophobia in this thread and am not happy about it

just got an email rejecting me for a grad job lads
expecting another email from the other application I made after the shitfest of a video interview I had

grim situation

expect to be unemployed after graduation despite having plenty of work experience, involvement in student politics and a distinction GPA

Business idea: Don't get a job ever

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>banning a mod

based freshie

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not him but this place is going downhill fast.
you wont hear about it in your news cause it goes against all the shit they want you to hear

>first game in 3 days
>class at 7

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redpill me on the power cuts

>school kids post in /cric/

don't let richo see this

>tfw this is on the cards for me too

Being an elite NEET and living off my inheritances on the cards.

they are using diesel generators and gas turbines running 24/7 that they were never designed to do.
power plants are also ruining 24/7.
if they do maintenance there will be blackouts.

they started building a new coal power plant but affirmative action and greasy fingers built it substandard and to the wrong specification.
they have to redo it.

our power situation is you drunk at the wheel redlining your car until it goes on fire.

grim

for me it's going into other threads on Yea Forums and posting 'fuck up josh' and then exiting the thread

Just be a based tradie. Leave the graduate level office cuck jobs to us

>net rain rate

business idea: stimulate automation and universal basic income

could do with this haha

>pozz gaynolds

for me it's a 5.93 because of that one semester where I got a credit

based darkies

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fuck up josh

for me it's refreshing 3 different threads waiting for a (you)

Fuck up Josh

>not having Yea Forums x

how do you live?

Why don't they just schedule the world cup during summer?

Use 4chanX's thread watcher lad

>"Why yes I am obsessed with the tripfriend known as Josh Reynolds. How could you tell?"

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Can this also be /afl/?

giv angie rice gf

how many bings till bong la

1 hour till rain m8

so... how's the weather?

been raining all week in perth and has been very cold too

wouldn't mind a bit of weed

>I just wait for the little exclamation mark in the tab symbol so become red instead of white

I'll look into Yea Forums x tho

nice weather today

Can do you an ounce m8, sorry I cbf with anything smaller when it’s this dry.

4ch-x m8s, how the fuck do you get past it being broken on chrome?

bois, it might actually happen

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Predicting win for whoever wins the toss

works fine for me

I predict the wholesome Christian nation will win.

Rain looming

NZ's tomorrow m8

hate going outside
hate having showers
hate people
love being comfy and cozy

simple as

Keep getting board configuration errors?

How dare you make such comments .This is very much retarded and sick act.I don't know whats your background and wont care to but I seriously doubt your upbringing and surrounding and don't think its anything better than any roadside slum dweller or may be worst. This is very serious personal comments and for me you are the worst idiotic ratarded soul I have ever come across. I don't know your social stature but cant think of anything more than a stray dog and its time for you to be caged like the municipal corporation catch hold of stray dogs. I dare you share your contact details if you have guts to, I would anyways will get that legally and by all means but its an open challenge.Well, I know Street dogs can't be tamed by intellectual talks and will go on barking unless treated the way they should be treated.I could use more abusive language here which I very much feel I should have been because cases like you need to be dealt that way rather than these comments but again, one last time, I would ask you to remove this comment with immediate effect and I seriously mean it or deal with me in person if you have guts to..I will show you ,your family and whoever around you what is meant by real bashing and banging.

This is the post

fuck up homo

chutiya

yeah dunno m8
I'm on Mac, has always just worked. Google it

Leave Finch and Warner to me

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What race is this guy?

this 18-year-old looks fucking 35 tbph

darkie.

Bowl first toss

Australian and NZ are carrying these threads, no one else seems to care :(

6'6 pakhtun chad
They grow fast. Compare this to zampa lmao

Frank Grimes?

who has the toss-bat-or-bowl vs win stats?
statsy you here m8?

Yesss Amir and Shaheen show today lads

So true

krazy u here m8?

hope it's on the day of India match desu

having a shower before getting comfy is a principle part of the arrangement

no longer care about life
just going through the motions

imagine sending your worst to a remote tropical paradise while you continue to live in a depressing hell of rain and gloom.

>tropical paradise

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m8 u here m8?

My fiance is from SA and wants me to go with her to visit her family. Am I going to die there?

Mashallah based Pakistan, destroy the convicts

Lmao what the fuck happened to ramiz thers

stoinGOD on not picked watch

he’s injured cazzie

All this rain must be good for the grass

hopefully.

tipping an Amir show

yeah m8 AMA

why dont they shut the roof?

Business idea : cricket in closed stadiums

these are the posts

I'll keep ya updated

What's for dinner?

Don't want to trap the pigeons

pakistan has the home ground advatage lol

soup

I HOPE MY FAVORITE TEAM, CRICKET AUSTRALIA, WIN THE MATCH TODAY!!!

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chances it rains today?

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50/50 it either rains or it doesn't

please watch our sport

>pakistan always get great support wherever they travel in the UK
based commentator

has a game ever been snowed out

Welcome to adulthood, freshie.

63% actually

>Okay fine, let's get to the godforsaken rain. AccuWeather says 63% chances of rain. There, happy? It was better when you didn't know, huh? Yep, this could well be another first-octave C-chord of a game.

Anyone got a decent stream?

i hope there's a flash flood and both teams drown

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We are the face of the UK now. Demographics change deal with it

>US flag
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Business idea: Steve Smith to open the bowling with his much missed leg breaks

FOR ARE YOUNG AND FREE

apparently Zampa isn't playing today lads ;'(

tipping a 200 ball century for Warner

just want to die

Don't you guys have channel Gem?

tipping game to be rained out lads

holy fuck Warner looks 5'4" max

How come there aren't any good abo cricketers?

does australia ever win the fucking toss
fuck these curries

is warner the one with the hot wife

Khawaja pretty good

Nope

gonna have to have a stern word with mom about this dinner

uh mate.......................

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andrew symonds mate
*triggers you*

So win toss -> bowl -> win
that the formula?

Ding dong diddly based

Rate my woman face

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huge Amir fan 2bh

yeah I know but I still hate it

>finch almost out first ball
KEK fatcunt

zachy WILL miss the amir show because hes a worthless drunkard

Ah yes, the summer of cricket

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OI OI AUSSIE

I’m at work

unironically warmer here and it's night time in winter

what are they chanting?

out this ball. screenshot this

>11° mid-morning in summer
what kind of hell is this place

Amir !

>currently 17 here, in winter, and at night

The UK should be ashamed

what part of pakistan you from lad

execute all infidels I think

glad i dont live with my mum anymore

dinner has gotten a lot better since moving out of home

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kek. dat shade

what the fuck did planet earth mean by this

it's 12° here, 9.30pm, freezing my nips off

too hot lads

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Doesn't Pakistan have bigger things to worry about?

is shaheen afridi white?

Am Punjabi

if Afridi were a coward hed be Afraidy

In fact, the prostitutes in Australia are old and expensive.

I feel like half their players are called Afridi.

if aaron finch was a fat cunt piece of shit captain and batsman he'd be aaron finch

is warner elite

grim

how mad will BCCI be when ind vs pak gets rained out

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>Finch has taken 2.3% of total deliveries
>0 runs
get the fuck out

>LE FUG LE FINGE XDXD

Please be in Auckland

>famous burger

thats not a burger

We need more global warming

Asian gf.

What is this gay cricket shit? I wanted based rain

NEED MILK

new

So everyone but the convicts are with based pakis right?

isn’t that going to cause more rain in england though? Could be wrong

Janny gona huh
Fifty huh
Don't come at me I'll be straight in ya
Huh

big tiddies yeah

toil on the morrow

redpill me on the water crisis

there's one in india right now

theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/12/indian-villages-lie-empty-as-drought-forces-thousands-to-flee

Persian

Indian countryside

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timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/at-50c-plus-its-tandoori-nights-and-days-in-worlds-hottest-place-churu/articleshow/69669036.cms

Depends, where are your in-laws from?

unistall and reinstall until it works

>paki fielding

Nice of Pakistan to turn up for the game against us and then go back to be shit again, cheers lads

Hope it gets rained off lol