Who's playing?
New Zealand begin their Group E campaign against the Netherlands at Stade Oceane in Le Havre (14:00 BST).
Chile then face Sweden in the Group F opener at Roazhon Park in Rennes (17:00 BST).
Defending champions the USA get under way against Thailand in Stade Auguste-Delaune in Reims (20:00 BST).
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Only watching for the band's. Want the USA to get knocked out so they shut the fuck up about equal pay
Can we complete this?
I want to smell Sydneis brapper.
Can /ourJackie/ do it?
have sex incels
Bump
Post the squads.
Starting in 20 mins.
This finna be based imo ladm8s
>media making a big deal about the tie with japan
holy shit i know our women futbol isnt top tier but are we this bad?
embarrasing
Based!
Based Netherlands. So many qts
>Not rooting for the uggos
Let them have something in life, bud
Didn't you add the Cameroonian defender last night?
I think it's the first point we ever made, we've played in 2 wcs but only defeats
also, japan finished 2nd in the last wc, they are good
Based
No marocaans girls for netherlands?
Japan are seriously good, it was like when USA drew with the England mens team.
Why are these teams so white? I thought that all those refugee women and children were going there?
>roord not starting
A FUCKING FERN. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE NEW KIWI FLAG THING WAS JUST A MEME
Except your male NT isn't "seriously good"
It's almost as if Fox is an unreliable source for world news.
CAUM ON NEW ZEALAND SCOA SUM FUKIN GOLS
Any link?
no current match thread ? It's this one ?
KÄÄKS!
is this the game thread
I guess so
excuse me all the questions regarding this team go to lithuanian
i assembled the qt's
thank you
カークス!
I like looking at qt female women.
Dutch stream: nos.nl
>he rates Roord
She's shit m8, and an ugly horseface to boot
sounds gay.
Thanks
Time to win some easy money
i need to stick my dick in Lieke
They're technically good unlike a lot of other teams and have been champions back in 2011.
that 19 years old girl in the first row looks older than my mother
>white people
For me it's Daisy Cleverley-
New Zealand : #1, #3, #17
Northern Belgium: #6, #14, #11
caliming nzl #3 #14 and nl #4
She's incrediblty basic, Groenen is the patrician's choice
WTF BROS WHY NETHERLANDS IS SO WHITE!?
yes
nice shot to be quite desu.
how do you play football in a niqab?
Ask Lieke anything you want
I newd to know which player has the biggest tits. I design womens shirts and i need to know this for research
Are you a femcel, because you look like one
Will nz finish this game with 9 or less players?
New Zealnd hit the post
She a cute
Will Boris become the PM?
shoot the ball you crazy fart pants sexy ladies, auuuuuh!
Claiming the leopard print headed slag
Probably sucks like a champ
What did our pacemong turbo-lesbian mean by this?
the u-17 championship this year had unironically teams with bigger tits
There are really some people that took holydays from their work just to travel to France to watch women footy ..
I find these autistic Dutch girls cute. I wonder if they would find autistic boys hot.
*listens to flower boy once*
You already know the answer
Name? I want to stalk her insta to scout her talent
>took holydays from their work
Maybe they are all bitcoin investors.
She cute
maldito hijo de puta
>go to holiday in France
>get some brownie points by your gf for going to women's football
sounds good to me
>I'm cold user, pls come warm me up
Stay salty that your team is too shit to qualify
i don't look at instas of 17 year old girls but her name is on her shirt
We got raped 11-0 in a previous women's world cup and were expected to be the weakest team in this cup.
I can’t imagine a women wanting to watch this
What are you having for lunch?
>i don't look at instas of 17 year old girls
Too old to your taste?
how many guys do you think Lieke has fucked during her time in Barcelona?
Why are the NZ ladies this quickly and comfortable on their backs?
Just had raw meat dipped in a warm butter+spice sauce
Yourself?
NZ is shockingly ugly
>push to back
>need stretcher
you'd be surprised. Went to volleyball games with my ex and she was raving about me being open to women's athletics and not sexist about it. Got some nice gifts because of it.
>visit Rwanda
Do Europeans actually do this?
fuck man im in love with jackie groenen
>womens football becomes more popular
>more women of varying bodyshapes take up the sport
>this means more average women (big boobies and thick thighs) playing the sport
Take that Gregorius!
Kigali is a very nice city
Not even memeing
bunch of mums in the crowd lmao
Your ex sounds like a cunt
Lmao
Lmao she got like 2 inches off the ground
STATE of it
>lieke
some german cities have friendships with rwandan ones since it was our only colony once. Know someone from the white fathers who runs a cloister down there.
Ahahahahaha what the fuck
She thicc
wtf i thought we were supposed to be good at womens football
why are we getting exposed by kiwis
then it became Belgian, nothing personnal kiddo
Do you think the best 11 of this thread could take Holland, lads?
I like these Kiwis
R8 please.
Jackie a shit, A SHIT
Why are these dutch skanks playing so dirty
nah
i doubt anyone in this thread can even play for 90 minutes
That's a big sausage
you make me feel bad I ate a Dr. Oetker pizza now, fuck you :(
take that back you disgusting slav subhuman
Will I ever get a gf?
Dicks look tasty, the rest i don't even understand what that is.
Toss everything but the sausage and mustard
I will if she scores or at least assists.
more mustard let them swim!
the teeth on that stott creature
imagine if the girls had to play barefoot haha
argentina's captain is qt as fuck, also a really good player
Based trumpet boomers
Why does the Netherlands keeper look like dickless cillissen
haha bueno!
Are Muslims based? They don’t let their women “play” soccer. Women have to stay home.
had some nürnberger today with noodles and spinach with white wine sauce. is right the potato salad looks yuck and the pears are overcooked.
lol that botched corner
horn blowing cunts
oh yes, their shoes going off, thats what im imagining, not other pieces of clothes
Name some Muslims on men’s European national teams
this is as exciting as Go Ahead Eagles vs Roda JC
What if you were the team equipment manager, and after the game you had to collect each player's sweaty socks, haha
Lol Argentina team is worse than China. It has no good players.
i weigh 279 pounds
7.5/10
r8 what ill be making for dinner
are you steven seagal?
It's not New Year's Eve. Are the dutch retarded?
#10 is good m8
eeew, lol... imagine the smell...
They’re running out of shit to play.
>miedememe
Really disappointed by Neverlands. Expected more the European champion.
looks like a good and fast meal, 7/10
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONO
LOOOL
Are you retarded?
FUCKING SPAGHETTI
also NZ gk a cute
state of that finishing
kek that finishing
How is Martens supposed to be better than other players ? She seems as average as the others
Get some mayonaise and I rate it a 7.5/10
She can take a hit too
Based
Who /watches wwc for the comedy/ here
Imagine giving all the players that missed a shot a firm spanking at half time haha that would be so funny.
Primarily why I’ve been watching, but it’s been unbelievably boring.
wtf ? stop being misogynist. We don't accept that here.
how gay is jan smit?
too many calories la, im cutting
I mostly watch it for the cute girls. There aren't many cute girls, though, and most of the girls who are cute are dykes anyway.
show body, fitfag
Battieboy
no, bodyfat too high right now
thats why im cutting
ask me again in 2 months
holy shit dutch commercials are forcing us to like the women's WC
CAN THESE BITCHES ATTACK BY THE MIDDLE?
CROSS CROSS CROSS IF I SEE ONE MORE CROSS I SWEAR IM GOING TO
you're fat and trying to be thin or you're muscular and finished bulking ?
understandable, it still looks great
IEDEREEN VRAAGT HET ZICH AF
HOE ZIJN DE ORANJE LEEUWINNEN ZO GROOT GEWORDEN????
as gay as they get
the 2nd, bulked a bit too hard and now im sitting at around 16%bf
looking at the amount of dykes in women's football, how many poofters are there in men's teams?
What are you going to do user ? Nothing dangerous I hope
hot dykes can be turned
ah ok. New fitfag here, SL 5x5 since 1.5 month but I've already stopped for exams, I restart after
11 complete, some subs and transfer tab
Can you make a team of ugly girls?
ROORD OUT
i dont have a pitch the length of a continent
Gwinn and Reiten out
>Not having Ellie Carpenter at right back
Which joker made this?
Fuck off dirty belgian rat.
This too
Fuck off!
Dont do SL for longer than 3 months, you'll go t-rex mode if you do.
Switch to a split with more upperbody like PHUL asap.
HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY BABYYYYYYY
UHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHH
I WANNNNNNA KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
IF YOU BE MY GIRLLLL
apart from friends and family members, do you guys think there are actually kiwis that traveled all the way to france for this?
>New Zealand
I'd be suprised if so
Lol so many missed opportunities
probably a few rich progressives for woke points
they're more preoccupied by cricket WC
Haven’t seen New Zealand shooting this shocking since Christchurch.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJ
Why is Bloodworth even part of the Dutch team? She sucks seriously hard
>NZ
>not performing haka before the matches
I like it when #12 of NZ runs
that brown dyke is fucking awful
Wtf why did that New Zealand defender back off when the Dutch woman beat her?
Reminder that she took her husbands name, which is perfectly fine
But the husband is on the left
>jackie keeps making amazing passes
>the attackers fucks it up every time
added
kek, commentator can't hide anymore that they are all playing fucking shit
Hahaha she hit the old lady in the head. Webm that!!
kek she hit an elderly woman
I mean that she plays like ass
need webm!!!
my wife
That little kiwi dyke is so bad
COME ON HOLLAND GET A FOOKIN GOAL.
Salaam malekum Abdub
Take that boomers!
pfff absolute shit tier
I'd spray my seed all over the cute face if you know what I mean
Lieke Martens got completely exposed in this match.
*dabs*
seeds won't grow on humans
Aleekum salaam, Al-Jakoosh
Any webm highlights of the tournament so far?
Fuck this game is shit tier.
How badly are the yanks going to thrash the ladyboys later?
Cross, cross, cross. Since when is >moyes manager of our female NT?
I wish she'd expose herself desu
kek the only good dutch players are the backs
Godverdomme wat slecht dit
Dont be sexist m8
god fucking dammit why cant these fuckers just score?
>Spitse played 162(!) games for the national team
>still can't pass
wew
I want to lick fran kirbys little boy bun
I want Thailand to win later for the lulz.
>tfw no autistic lanklet pale gf to pretend we're Robin van Persie with
Van der donk is my Wafiu
lel
the dutch commentator sounds so bored
you forgot a letter: u
We will all root for the Thaitrannies.
>struggling against farmers
OHNONONONONONONNONO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EUROPOORS
I'm honestly amazed by how bad the passing is in these games. I get the lack of physicality and speed but its the passing thats the worst
netherlands are kind of bad
My personal highlight
kek that guy looking at his watch
seriously, are they really trannies?
without exaggeration, 17 out of 23 look like legit guys
boring shit
Anyone else imagine playing in this and thinking about how sick you would be.
>200 word essay due next week
>haven't even started yet
i'm fucked...
might just be how Thai women look
in that case, no
thai ladyboys look more feminine than their women
Why is New Zealand playing in white? Isn't black their sport colour?
good save and good ass, totally one of the best so far
What a cute save.
you wouldnt even have the stamina for 1 half, stop pretending
Had a kick about with my family and was dead after 5 minutes
me on the center
möchte des Schneiders Löcher stopfen
>Ball hit directly into keepers foot
>”That’s got to be one of the saves of the tournament so far”
the return of the white knight dutchfag
did this team win the 2017 european championship? what a joke
that pacy negress clown should fuck off back to track and field
*crosses the ball*
do they not get braces in NZ?
damn these are some big chompers
but its true you dumb nigger
Do Kiwis break coconuts with their teeth?
>le anglo face
nice reflex la
bonus point for nice face too
I’m pretty fit and the pace of this game doesn’t look that intense
She didn't mova an inch!
Imagine if Netherlands go out in the group stage and the NPO has to broadcast the rest of the tournament because they promised they would.
What about refs?
That Wakanda looking bitch is probably the only good player on the field.
its 90 minutes of jogging, sprinting, turning and jumping
stop pretending faggot
what happens when it stays 0-0?
you almost tricked me into hoping the netherlands wouldn't go through
Half the teams that finish 3rd go through so maybe
Lots of lads here on spee have played sports. Numerous lads here have played footy.
extra time eventually penalties.
If it stays a draw they bring out 22 ironing boards and see who can finish the loundry the quickest
WEBM OF TUMMY PLEASE
oil wrestling tie-breaker
Everybody gets together in the middle of the field and does the happy friends dance
Why does the Dutch coach constantly look like she’s just found a giant steamy shit in her handbag?
No, we leave that for our Pasifika neighbours.
Arr rook the same
For me, it's...ummm. #8
Okay 21 is legit the only one I’m worried about. If 21 is the fastest and most scoring, we know why.
Pretending what? That I could run rings around some women at football? I really can’t tell if your joking or not.
She's watching women's football
Number 21
Penalty shootout and the whole team has to take off one piece of clothing for every missed penalty.
Qt coming on.
How long can you run for?
kek
WHAT A FINISH
Flat out for about 30 minutes but you don’t do that in football.
>Number 4
>Thas moustache
They don't be pretending anymore.
>that solo
what the fuck was that
>We are gonna get a recap of 2012
Holy fucking kek
#4 has a moustache lel
0 IQ women. Wtf was she thinking ?
kek #4 has a stache
yeah and im sure some random brit on a cartoon forum can go raw into a 90 minute long game and play out the entire match, something even professional football players struggle with
Jackie's going back to BBC riding, that's the only thing she is good at.
>Flat out for about 30 minutes
None of the players will sit on your penis for this, do you realize that?
Yes.. actual football is harder than that you retard since its not just running at the same pace. You accelerate, then stop, jog, sprint again. Thats a lot more physically demanding than your 8km/hr jog.
>get male soccer players to transition
>put them on the national team
>liberals must allow this, since so brave, current year
300 iq strategy
go to bed, pierre
I don’t understand why you think playing a game of football is a intense test of stamina. I used to box and that was by far more exhausting.
yes we can, try eating some protein and meat instead of soja and onions
this made me laugh out loud
>I don’t understand why you think playing a game of football is a intense test of stamina.
yeah you're right mate probably dont even get tired
ASL?
Not him but eating protein has nothing to do with stamina lmfao.
>liberals must allow this, since so brave, current year
haha
>falling for the toothpaste faggot bait
nigger look at playera at the end of a game
they all look exhausted and these are players that train pretty much everyday
stop being such a fucking retard
Different Brit but can you seriously not believe people are capable of playing a 90 minute match?
Fat 40 year olds from pub teams do it every Sunday.
This is some serious shit tier footbal
Nobody’s saying that sarcy
Murderball lmfao...
Any Kiwis here?
Get lightheaded when I stand up but reckon I could solo both these teams then beat up Rhonda Rousey after
What male division would be equivalent to the level shown here?
>the occasions that should be goals are not goals.
>the occasions that shouldn't be goals are goals.
So, this is the power of women footy.
9 miles with a few sprints over 90 minutes with a 15 minute break.
Fucking hell lad. How could a man in his 20s be expected to do this!!!
>based kid in the stands
Christ! Even Feyenoord is better than this shit
god this is like watching a local team
shit and boring game
i got fucking memed into watching this
The Yea Forums pub team
COME ON DUTCH WOMEN SCORE SOM FUCKIN GOALS
U16
we could get 22 lads in this thread and put on a better technical match than this shit
ERA PENAL
What do you expect? its WWW
U17 male teams would easily beat them,
None. All are better than this shit
a bunch of 14-year-olds practicing passing
I was hoping for a semi decent game from the fucking champions of 2 years ago..
>downs pint
>finishes cigarette
>dribbles ball round entire team and scores
...
>we could get 22 lads in this thread and put on a better technical match than this shit
>76 posters
are you really sure?
U15*
Random anons from Yea Forums could beat them
RELEASE THE BEAST
HEARD
will we reach a point in the tournement where we wont have the same thread over and over? I know it's shit football I just want some comfy
>FC Dallas under-15 boys squad beat the U.S. Women's National Team in a scrimmage
The best women's soccer team in the world lost to the U15 youth academy of an MLS team.
I challenge the Dutch poster to a UFC match.
For this abysmal performance, the players should be spanked with some fresh herrings
8 years of CB experience here( Finished last just 3 times)
Have you lads considered having sex?
two frauds
i shit my pants earlier today on accident
sod off moammed
that's fair enough lad, I'll rein myself in
RW/ LW
Had trails for West Ham.
SHART IN MART
Roll for soccer waifu. New Zealand please
Has she been exposed?
what an unattractive lady
Grumpy cunt should be sacked.
After this match I’m considering never touching a woman again out of disgust
whats up with the prostitute eyeshadow
based new zealand
teach our nation to not care about this shit
I played goalie
Why a female trainer anyway? The trainer doesnt HAVE to be fame
what is worse?
your daughter playing football at national level
or
your son playing football, but he's a faggot
BASED ROORD!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
LETS HUG AND SCISSOR NOW
fucking finally jesus fucking christ
Dubs and I get subbed in a score a hattrick in 3 minutes
I'll buy some lucozade for half time
ROORDED
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
woooo
something happened
your son posting on Yea Forums
oof what's that goalie doing lel
Time for the equalizer
next is Chile -Sweden
OH NONONONONONONON
pffffff what the fuck was that
GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
SCISSOR TIME!!!!
O R A N G E
Can you imagine being in that team and your new coach expects you to train like a top flight men's team?
You'd die. There's no benefit to it.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
DUTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
HAHAHHAHA
I hope they cry all night and eat lots of ice cream because they have the weak hearts of women
SAY MY NAME
>kiwis
>Fantastic game winner
bit of a fucking stretch to give it that much credit
>Shitting on Hitzlsperger
Put the massage oil read
kankerhoer
totally deserved fucking goalkeeper was stalling so retardedly
do they purposefully pick bad keepers too avoid 0-0 results every time?
I like her disgusted expression, wish she'd do a premiumbukkake video
How can I with my tongue in her asshole?
Have sex.
/OURMATCH/ IS SOON GUYS
GET READY
women do not know honour
classic retarded game of football
Fucking finally
I hate women
why you bully >us?
Think I'll have a nap during the next game
Same
god i wanna be in their lockerroom
kiss
I hope this post ends up in a clickbait article tomorrow
no you don't.
I love traps and hate women
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that was terrible
Based
not for 4 hours silly
>trumpfs americans next
time to go watch some E3
Wow I wanna fucc her
I know, also Chile will win next match, why?
Because Sweden will blow up before the ball starts moving
But, that would be gay, wouldn't it?
how long do I watch these wobbly hexagons for?
more like Kidibul
You know he is going to win 2020, right?
roord is kinda cute
You think Voss fucks his female co-commentators? He looks very horny on cam
Alex Morgan should be on there.
>how long do I watch these wobbly hexagons for?
CLOSED
THIS CHANNEL HAS NOW ENDED
she is REALLY cute
definitely yes
no homo but i imagine he has a big dick
Godtier hairstyle she is based as fuck
>why aint y'all teams full of refugees like y'all mens?
Groenen > POWERGAP > Roord
webm?
In all honesty, I wish I had a mobile wheelchair like that.
post all cutes
european obviously
is that a twitter posting?
so far the biggest cute is non-european
Going to Lidl anyone wants something?
A gf pls
kinder pingui for me please m8
Official Mommy Manager Voting
who are we hiring lads
Chile vs Sweden thread
milch und schoko mmmmmmmmmmmm
my penis would only get close to any of those grndmoms if I literally couldn't have a chance at the most unattractive player on their team
I'm voting for Wobbie.
This is a pretty cool throw in technique. Do any pros do this?
None of those posts look incel
It's retarded meme shit, and dudes don't need to make acrobatics to throw a ball over 10 metres, Delap was the most extereme case I recall.
If you think about it, you should be able to get it further using the flip. Would be good to see more of this.
Not everyone ITT is a fat dutch faggot user.
>Our shitty female "athletes" are better than yours.
Woah.
For me it's Thongsombut
why is a dude on the field
only refugee men are allowed to play football, refugee women cook and sew
