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Eternal Arsenal Thread
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Angel Campbell
at least wait until after the NBA shitstorm
Jonathan Reyes
hello please announce c-tier shitters
Lincoln Sanders
PLEASE LET AT LEAST ONE OF THE CHEAP SHITTERS ARSENAL BUY THIS TRANSFER WINDOW BE A GEM PLEASE GOD JUST ONE OF THE SHITTERS
Jason Lewis
Guys, remember this?
Brandon White
Gabriel Powell
Anime IN
Xhaka OUT
Juan Turner
Anyone know how Claude is doing?
Ryan Roberts
Henry Martin
He's tired
Justin Sullivan
>Nico Schira (La Gazzetta dello Sport) tells me that intermediaries working on the Carrasco deal informed him an agreement is close with the Chinese club Dalian Yifang.
Leo Wood
Pretty well, he makes regular vids - youtube.com
Robert Thompson
NO FUCKING SIGNINGS
Gavin Lee
Gonna watch that Women's world cup game with Holland, Vivianne Miedema is sexy
Alexander Bennett
So Tottenham it is
Angel Johnson
Jack Rogers
Did >we win?
Was this a preseason game?
Anthony Cruz
I'm 90% sure this is from Europa League knockout faze from last season.
Joseph Wood
SCRATCH CARD GLORYYY
Mason Perry
Arsenekek
Jacob Thomas
>Was this a preseason game?
fucking retarded american shit
Josiah Nelson
jesuschrist man
William Davis
WAIST LOW PLEASURE
Jeremiah Martin
BLACK EYES NOSEBLEEEED
Cooper Lee
DONT LOOK BACK NAAAAOOOWW
Noah Anderson
MY WHIIITE ABOOOOODE
Anthony Parker
Is this something to be proud of lads?
Dominic Watson
What am I looking at la
Nicholas Rogers
Wilshere reveals in a documentary that he was giving serious thoughts to quitting football all together because of injuries and most importantly his son’s seizures. Arsène Wenger played a significant role in changing Jack’s mind.
Jaxson Richardson
my GOATs
Juan Butler
Average position over the past 50 years, only Liverpool have been more consistent
Nathan Stewart
Matthew Cox
is this a Torres level decline now? Not saying he was Torres level in the first place, but he's just getting worse
Kayden Flores
lets hope
Thomas Bell
DO YOU REMEEEMBER? MY WHITE ABOODE
Logan Lewis
how come arsenal are the only ones that get a general
Evan Lewis
Allah wills it
Tyler Gutierrez
It's a great place to chill with other Turks.
Ryder Smith
There's no point having a general for Man City or Liverpool because their fans are all plastic customers that have nothing in common. How would a general for Man U work? It would be a bunch of chinks and pakis discussing what shirt they bought from the store or whatever. Here, all of us have in common the fact that we are TURKS and this club was built specifically for us with our ideology in mind. We're keeping up with clubs that have two or even three times our budget because of the fact that places like this general keep the TURK spirit alive. Without Arsenal, the entire Premier League would get utterly MUTTED within a month.
Carter Russell
at this point I almost respect the commitment
Isaac Torres
welcome to the early part of the decade
now fuck off newfag
Dylan Price
nicely done
Luke Anderson
[Di Marzio] Genoa are in talks with Empoli to sign Ismael Bennacer for €10-12m. Arsenal can either match the offer or receive 30% on the sale.
Grayson Young
RIP to the dream ;_;
Jacob Garcia
Jack said the toughest injury to take and the one he still thinks about is when he got injured in training in 2015 or 16. That was the one when fucking Gabriel injured him ffs
Jacob Edwards
Wilshere was never good enough. I remember when Xavi roasted him and said They had a hundred players in la mesia just like Wilshere and guess What? He was right.
Matthew Gutierrez
Ranked the top 6 from TURK to MUTT
Jace Stewart
based gabby p
Camden Cruz
What’s the criteria? surely Liverpool should be higher thanks to Shaqiri
Liam Johnson
delete this
Michael Hernandez
It has to do with how close a team is to the highest aspiration of the TURK philosophy.
Arsenal is obviously the quintessential TURK team. Each player individually is pure shit and not worth much, however the entirety of their worth is based on their TURK synergy. Even though there are a few MUTTS and even though the manager is determined to implement his MUTT system, together, on their best day with no injuries and at home, I genuinely believe that with the TURK system they could beat any team on the planet not only easily, but by playing the most high IQ and most aesthetic football on the planet because the players together form a conscious entity that you could call the TURK.
That entity is so extensive that players who shouldn't even fit the TURK system are assimilated into the higher mind, such as Mkhitaryan. Mkhitaryan is certainly not a TURK and on paper every journalist has said that he wouldn't fit the Arsenal system (journalists don't call it the TURK system but some of them are redpilled on it), but because his ancestors have evolved so closely to TURKS for thousands of years, he instinctively REACTS to the dynamics of the TURK system in real time, resulting from many generations of TURKS and ARMENIANS evolving side by side and adapting each other's actions to one another. This is why you often see Mkhitaryan making mistakes. He cannot become ASSIMILATED into the TURK system but because his instincts are so good at reacting to TURK actions, he'll often make instinctive decisions that will utilize the TURK synergy for a more audacious purpose.
At the other end you have Liverpool. A few weeks ago when Liverpool played Barcelona at home and revealed their lineup, everyone was talking shit and had already assumed that Barcelona were going to the final. What they don't understand is that with Liverpool chemistry doesn't matter all that much because every Liverpool player had been thoroughly and utterly MUTTED.
Cameron Thompson
Whereas the purpose of Arsenal is to develop a system around players that are compatible with and understand the TURK spirit, Liverpool's purpose is to MUTT every player into a pervasive MUTT ecosystem. It may sound similar, but the difference is that the TURK system aggrandizes the player whereas the MUTT system aggrandizes the system.
Ramsey is a perfect case in point. For years he had trouble fitting into Arsenal because the team always struggled to find a role for him into the TURK system. Enter Emery with his own MUTT system. The interesting feature about the MUTT system is that some players can be very receptive to MUTTING. Ramsey is one of them. He may not necessarily be a MUTT, but because his own identity spirit is so weak, all it took was a few weeks of MUTTING and he quickly became a highly prolific MUTT player.
City is a different story altogether because although on paper their system may look very similar to Liverpool's and this season their main player missed the entire season without it having any effect on their performance or chemistry, they actually use the OVERMIND system which is something else entirely and it's debatable whether it's closer to the MUTT system or the TURK system.
People mistakingly assume that City is a MUTT team because they spend a lot of money with a seemingly low consideration for the players' combined consciousness, however we should never forget that significantly speaking, City, Chelsea, United and Liverpool have the same budget, and the only one of those teams that has been successful in utilizing their resources has been City. For that reason alone I put them closer to the TURK system.
United is the worst possible case scenario because although they are seemingly trying to achieve something similar to Liverpool's MUTT system, their players have all retained their own identity and are unable to function in a MUTT ecosystem, which explains why they are absolute shit even with an absurd budget.
Ayden Foster
James Morales
>Canada poster with his TURK agenda
Dominic Wood
Where would we sit in the table if one of those girls was our main striker instead of ObamaAIDS?
Jacob Bell
based sosa
Daniel Hill
>offthepitch.com
lmao how can we make a loss with all the money thats in the epl now, and not having any good players ffs
Ayden Russell
at what point would you say we started to play the TURK system?
Adrian Nelson
Elijah Moore
>you will never be her teddy bear
Joseph Jackson
Il Messaggero [Roma based publication; usually well informed about local clubs]: Lazio are interested in #AFC defender Calum Chambers who has a price tag in the region of 14m euros.
Colton Rogers
BREAKING Multiple outlets claiming city will be banned from champions league in the coming weeks, with the premier league kicking off in just under 60 days.
Christopher Murphy
>1488
Nice digits kammerraden
Michael Peterson
If the club isn’t profitable will kroenke fuck off sooner? Club made like 180mil in tv money alone, just shows how shit it’s all ran
Bentley Gutierrez
UEFA want to find a way to get United in the CL, too much customer money to miss out on
Chase Butler
Darren Burgess is set to leave #AFC permanently.
Reports that Shad Forsythe could be going to AC Milan.
Cooper Long
literally who
Robert Cook
Manchester United have confirmed the signing of Daniel James from Swansea on a five-year deal.
Michael Bennett
no, because the club has still gone up in value compared to last year, there are only so many top clubs around and a lot of people who want them, kroenke doesnt care about operating profit as he just uses the value of arsenal as something to offset loans when buying other shit. what it will do is make potential investors/buyers who do care about that not want to pick arsenal.
Henry Mitchell
David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
More David Ornstein Retweeted Charles Watts
Great scoop by @charles_watts. Hearing (unconfirmed) Burgess was sacked and that the decision was taken shortly after the Europa League final. Meanwhile head of performance Shad Forsythe, who had been close to joining AC Milan, will now remain at Arsenal in elevated position #AFC
Elijah Hughes
All the players >we've been rumoured with so far are average af. Is there really nobody world class available at the moment for a discount price?
Jaxson Richardson
>All the players >we've been rumoured with so far are average af
It's because >WE are also average af
Juan Mitchell
Good players want CL football. We haven't been in it for 3 seasons in a row now.
Dylan Ramirez
Rabiot. :)
Nathan Ward
He’s got the right personality for it, the whole club is full of dislikable cunts
Levi Richardson
West Ham close to signing Villarreal midfielder Pablo Fornals for £24m
Joseph Thomas
Le10sport Exclusive: Arsenal the team ‘most pressing’ For William Saliba and talks are ongoing and it’s possible the deal could be ‘finalised in the coming weeks’.
Mason Turner
ITS SUCH A THRILL TO JUST FIND OUT
Gavin Jenkins
#Signings
Connor Ramirez
Women's football is hilarious
Colton Smith
#NoSignings
James Long
>Hearing (unconfirmed) Burgess was sacked
Seemingly, at least semi-, confirmed:
>Arsenal head of performance Darren Burgess will leave the club this summer, becoming a casualty of Unai Emery’s end of the season inquest into why the team slumped so drastically at the end of the season.
Lucas Torres
It’s adorable how they try so hard
Justin Carter
good signing for man utd
Jacob Watson
the absolute state of this thread
>Canadian forcing a meme
>WDA taking his autism further and LARPing as a black jew, while posting questionable "women"
>news about other clubs is more abundant than news about Arsenal
>Arsenal supporters still trying to fanboy Wilshere, despite never playing and not even being at the club
Jayden Nelson
Dennis Suarez says he wasn’t 50% fit when he arrived at Arsenal in January.
Gabriel Carter
le TURK :D
Lincoln Diaz
kek arsenal are going to do very badly this coming season
Joseph Robinson
SORRY YOU'RE NOT
Dominic Gutierrez
Benjamin Watson
This has to be worse than Wenger getting loaned an injured Kallstrom. At least Kalkstrom had a material impact in the team.
Brody Phillips
Comfy reminder that Spurs lost the Champions League final
Michael James
Was Harry Kane an agent all along?
James Edwards
>going for Carrasco, Ziyech, Fraser and Praet while CBs are still Mustafi and Papasta
I Don't like it, bors
Elijah Richardson
t. redditor newfag who's never seen Ozil play with wingers
Wyatt Ramirez
i miss gnabry
Nathan Watson
Comfy reminder that Arsenal have a transfer budget of £40mil this summer and Tottenham have a transfer budget of £150-300mil.
Gavin Lopez
no worries we are getting that 18 year old CB from ligue 2!
Grayson Long
Chambers LANS
William Powell
Which one of you is this?
Carter Clark
>The Australian arrived at the Emirates Stadium in 2017 as director of high performance after being hand-picked by Arsene Wenger
Hmmmm...
Comfy reminder that Arsenal lost a final this season too.
Anyway, why would I care about the Spuds?
>Mustafi
Wait, he's still in the club?
And yeah, Holding will be like a new signing.
Christopher Russell
Jonathan Evans
sounds like shitizen
Nathan Reyes
2011 - The last time that Newcastle United and Arsenal met on MD1 of a Premier League season was back in 2011-12, when they played out a 0-0 draw at St James’ Park and Gervinho was sent off for the Gunners. Tyne.
Robert Bell
>Liverpool and spurs in the first 4 games and last 4
I don’t like it, especially the last 4
Nicholas Powell
Back to back losses against Spurs and Liverpool to kick in the start of season pessimism. Then the same again to end our season with no hope. I like it.
Eli Nelson
>Torreira unhappy in London
>no exciting rumors
>Özil and Xhaka ‚happy‘ at Arsenal, the latter even wanting to become captain
off we gooooo
Connor Campbell
Green = Win
Yellow = Draw
Red = Loss
At least we’ll end the season with 2 final wins
Angel Morgan
>torreira
that guy who was only good for 2 months?
Nicholas Morris
>that december fixture
Charles Hughes
My predictions provided we massively improve in the Summer window and get a set tactic and identity, with a lucky injury record next season
Jackson Reed
>Losing only 3 games
Lul
Jace Rivera
>54 points
We’re bad but not that bad
Justin Flores
Arsenal are interested in signing GK Markus Schubert on a free transfer according to BILD. The 20 year old German keeper plays for Dresden in the Bundesliga 2.
Lincoln Cruz
Bielik: "My future is unknown but one thing I can say for sure: I will definitely not go back to the #Arsenal U23 team. At this stage it wouldn’t make sense. If I do not receive the possibility to join the first team permanently, I'll have to look for other solutions"
Nathan Harris
>Newcastle away on opening day
>playing City, United, Chelsea and Everton in december
>playing Lester, Spurs, Liverpool in the last 6 games
I think it is going to take a miracle for Emery to take >us into the top 4
Blake Morales
Bild+: #AFC want to get rid of Koscielny and #BVB are seriously considering a move for the Frenchman.
Parker Thomas
Funny. It's gonna be another season of 5X points and no CL.
Matthew Turner
Arsenal academy coach fined and banned after reducing young female referee to tears during under-9s match
The Times revealed that U9s coach Alex Nichols shouted at the girl, allegedly calling her a “little p***k”, with his behaviour marked as “abhorrent” by a disciplinary panel.
Parker Garcia
Dominic Lee
what the fuck is wrong with guys like this
Anthony Torres
Secured my NEETbucks lads. The alcoholism continues.
Adam Scott
Based
Brandon Murphy
>another
Getting less than 60 points hasn't happened since 94/95. If we only got 50 something points that wouldn't be enough even for 6th. As bad as we are I don't think we're that bad yet.
Lucky bastard.
Isaiah Martin
>drawing to Sheffield away
>drawing to Spurs at home
>drawing to Brighton at home again
>drawing to Chelsea at home
>losing to United at home
>drawing to Everton at home
>losing to Brighton away again
>losing to Leicester at home
>drawing to villa at home
I think you’re being overly pessimistic and trying to pick results assuming we’re going to be worse than last season, our transfer window is very likely to improve our team and with more experience our current squad and manager should grow
Kayden Williams
>only 4-1 at Anfield
also we'll lose @ Aston Villa/Palace/Everton/Leicester/Wolves/Watford if you didn't have those, don't care to look through
Carson Lee
Definitely not Villa.
Jaxon Stewart
Yatogame-chan is girl of the season.
Joseph Mitchell
thought you were against drinking lad, nice to see you come around
Jonathan James
I support the neet lifestyle but not the drinking, never understood it. Alcohol taste like shit
Angel Scott
Ryan Fraser “The likelihood is I will be at Bournemouth for another year. And what will happen, will happen. That is all I can really say about it. No one has really spoken to me about it.” #AFC
Benjamin Rogers
A winneeer with the air so cold and a miind so biitter
Caleb Baker
I hate being alive and can't take being sober desu. There's not a drug I wouldn't do, alcohol is just the most convenient.
Adrian Wilson
How are we losing to teams worse than us in every area of the pitch and with a worse coach?
David Allen
Sorry to hear that lad, wish things were different. Alcohol just ages you, not a good look
Jayden Parker
That might be why you don’t like life, you’re making it much worse with the drugs
Parker Ramirez
I'm unironically handsome, I just don't plan on living a long life or care about relationships so it's fine.
Jayden Miller
Pretty cool, about the same, decided not to ever have children too, fuck it
Jack Moore
Chicken and the egg problem innit?
Brayden Phillips
Edu has accepted Arsenal proposal and will join the club after the Copa. Arsenal will not need to pay his compensation
Joseph Hall
Connor Walker
>no sign until copa over
epic
David Sullivan
I don’t understand drugs and drink when a NEET what’s driving you to misery? Boris Johnson news and people from Australia and Germany calling you a loser online for shitposting wrong?
I have to deal with assholes every day, why else would i want to get fucked up
Christian Foster
>what’s driving you to misery?
being alive
Daniel Ramirez
>Boris Johnson news
that is currently bugging me along with the lack of transfers
Henry Brown
Aston Villa have completed a deal for Club Brugge striker Wesley Moraes for an initial £22million, subject to international clearance.
Adrian King
signings when?
Juan Davis
what the fuck do you even talk about this time of year?
Luke Jones
anime
Josiah Price
how anime has no place on spee
Mason Fisher
after copa america
Noah Wood
Former Juventus coach Massimiliano Allegri says he intends to take a year out of football after leaving the Italian champions in May.
He's coming next year lads
Ethan Sanders
>not getting Vieira IN next year
Aiden Butler
What has vieira done to merit being a manager? It’d be like united with ole
Brandon Harris
there are some rumours, but they are from the daily mail and mirror, fuck it all
Benjamin Martinez
Juventus and Chelsea have found the agreement for Maurizio Sarri’s comeback to Italy. Talks ongoing between Fabio Paratici and Marina Granovskaia about the final price but Chelsea will let Sarri go to Juventus. Confirmed.
Carter Baker
We need to offload Nkunku.
22M€ and he's yours.
Xavier Cruz
What do you mean?
Aaron Walker
Lucas Torreira is Milan’s dream signing but as things stand it’s virtually impossible [via @DiMarzio]
Logan Phillips
CAM ON N'KUNKU
SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS
Andrew Allen
Brody Williams
do you actually watch all these la?
Ethan Robinson
watch what
Nathan Gonzalez
I made a graph to illustrate the progression in quality of a squad based on the amount of TURKS (red) and MUTTS (blue)
Luis Williams
Goblin King is ours for life
Isaac Rogers
meant listen to
Brandon White
not yet, re-watching black mirror episodes on netflix
Leo Wilson
based
Josiah Baker
>de lusion
Logan Barnes
Watch Barry
Jordan Rivera
Will do, been meaning to. Will watch it over the weekend for sure
John Young
lets go kawaii leonard
Jaxon Brown
As arsenal fans, should Ziyech be you number one target?(As a liverpool fan I hope we get him he so technically gifted)
Jayden Hill
estou cansado, robertinho.
Joshua Hall
Lads
Jace Gomez
no
Asher Roberts
Arsenal's number one target has to be a reliable CB
Carson Watson
elneny can play cb
Jonathan Collins
Would've loved getting Felipe Anderson last season, what a gem
But nooooo had to persist with the inconsistent Iwobi and Mickey Mouse (who plays like he's 10 years older than he actually is) on the wings
Owen Nguyen
FUCK THE WARRIORS
Hudson Ramirez
FUCK KD
Christopher Brooks
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!
Jeremiah Martin
based rapties