/cric/

seethe

brainy business idea

>basketball

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so true

the Iraq war was so retarded
hate yanks

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grigget

is CANCELLED

Thinking of becoming a terrorist lads, any advice?

hello yes where is grigget magds

I heard New Zealand's a great destination these days

American food is disgusting

Americans are all brainlets

redpill me on the food 'grits'

Americans all dress like nonces

rude
it's boiled cornmeal usually a southern staple of food desu

Is Canada represented? I don't really know. No one in Canada really knows. No one here really cares.

pajeet pls, your sport is boring

No. Canada used to be more relevant in cricket though, dunno what happened.

sad indictment of the brown diasporas cricketing ability that Pooeen is the best brown player to play for England

a full strength John Davison

Rain looms

for me, it's George Codrington

yeah but also, how many Mirpuris have represented Pakistan. I think next to none or maybe none at all. saqib mahmood looks promising though

>Owais Shah
>Vikram Solanki
>Sajid Mahmood
>Kabir Ali
>Ravi Bopara

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>Forgetting based Monty Panesar

>Alchy Panesar
>not destroying his own career and reputation

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bit like certain man ITT

cringe

bucketing in Bristol

certain man

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give brit qt and i will watch

is that a real movie?

LOL

rent free

cope

uh oh

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BASED

FOR FUCK SAKE

Wasn’t he dropped kek

so true

PLEASE watch our spor-*rains*

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Please watch our no result.

Business idea: just go fucking play the rest of the games in australia. Fuck rainland

there's no catch up games is there? when there's no result it's just too bad, try again 4 years later?

This is the filename

this is THE filename

For me it's baseball

just play with a fucking tennis ball

>Summer in England

the week that came from hell

Correct. back in the day, they'd sometimes finish a ODI the next day if it rained.

Not feeling exited for this one. Tomorrows Aus vs Pak game is going to be the one to watch.

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this World Cup will forever have an asterix next to it doesn’t matter who wins now

True, I reckon with this round robin format this applies even more. If your game rains out twice you might as well be fucked.

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Make sure you fight for the West, that way you won't even be considered a terrorist

Looking like another great day of cricket in store.

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Nasser? Ranjitsinhji? I think I'll need to collect the cazzie tax from you

Asterix is a Gaul m8

>Nasser
>brown

he may be a mutt, but he doesn't look brown

arverni?

>Lydney
Interesting

lots of grim places there

Our winter nights are warmer than your summer days. Don't know how you can live like this.

Sydney's sister city

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cats and dogs in Cardiff

plonker in Plovdiv

BASED SUNE LUUS

mid morning coffee on the cards

is weston-super-mare named after a horse with superpowers

no a super nightmare in the West Country

yeah, I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna post 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more

I got the tripcunts in the back
Sebbo is too fat
/hoc/ is seething mad
Got Richo who's mad to match
/cric/ saved by Mado-ka
You can make the post
I been making wallops
You ain't been out Hagley O-val

Ain’t no Paki tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing
Ain’t no Lankan tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing

>tfw tired and saw it read "ice cricket world cup"

Cricket

arsehole in Arizona

nice

moonman back with the rhymez

top 10 posts on /cric/

10. you
9. can't
8. rank
7. them
6. because
5. they're
4. all
3. the
2. post
1.

Why does hoc seeth

cringe

rhyme off?

*ahem*
yeh
uh
cricky niggas
wuh
prrtt

cricky iffy uh
weather shitty uh
zachy finny yuh
flaccid dicky yuh
Richo kiddies wuh
CRIICC GAAANG
Sebbo flabby uh
Aussie wins Joshy crabby yuh
at NZ wuh
they too brainy uh
no game it's rainy
fuck

For me, its Melksham

For me it's plumbing

PLEASE WATCH OUR RAIN

Lol this delusion.

>punjabi
>alcoholic
Colour me surprised

forever this

FACT: This has been a very shitty world cup

FACT: you are obese

Tfw live in Bristol and had ticket tickets for Pakistan Sri lanka and today's game for fucks sake

FACT: you are an incel pedo

For me, its not being a poor alcoholic getting molested by a priest, known everywhere as 'the niggers of Europe'

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Pedo inbred satanic worshipping pakis are not welcome here

Get a refund and buy some merch

Get a refund and move to a less grim country.

For Australia to win the world cup this year, they need to win and not games.

Doing a think

made me think
(you're retarded)

bit goin' on here

this is ridiculous. I reckon two more rained out games and the top of the table should just get the cup.

it is true that global warming will result in more warmer temperatures but more rain for the uk?

cricket isn't a real sport

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turkroaches are not real humans.

>more warmer
what kind of school do you teach at?

it was a typo of sorts obviously I know what’s incorrect

>obviously
Not really. Your posts are often riddled with fundamental errors.

zachy's as much a teacher as farguts is a lawyer kek

Why does the UK have the worst weather, might move to Australia

i type quickly my mobile and don’t care

Turkey isn’t a country

I hear it's fantastic there, and very well-suited to English immigrants, who are always welcomed.

*on my mobile

1915 we fake u're mothers

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I'm not even sure it's necessarily incorrect, it's just that the combination of words out of context would be an obvious ESL error. The intended meaning isn't "even warmer" but that there would be more temperature samples/events that were warmer.

Yes I'm sticking up for Zachy. The antipodes have no right to act superior about anything.

>farguts
>far
hmm

Antique gimmick

>first sentence comma splice
Stopped reading there.

yeah that’s true actually, it’s isnt necessarily incorrect

I'm a lawyer, not an editor. I pay people to do that for me.

no you're not lol

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

cricket?

Yes, as I said, I am not an editor. Thank you for agreeing.

P E R T H
E
R
T
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the only thing you are is a fat cazz haha

>lawyer larp is back
court in 10 lad better fuck off

she may not be a girl, but I'd make her my gf

Nice to meet you

>court in 10 lad better fuck off
don't think we have night court in this county mate

what happened to ruru poster

based

So how did you get through law school without basic grammar knowledge? Did you pay editors?

He still posts here

i've been in every thread just haven't posted much ruru

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sebbo do i have to report you again for off topic posting? didnt you learn from your last 3 day holiday lmao.

She cute

I always hoped you'd get an irl Asian gf. any luck m8?

Yes please

not today.
possibly never again

Rain looms

starting to get back into august ames

Business Idea: Porous cricket grounds

still too soon for me m8

ah yes, midweek "bants" with the lads.

Early or later career?

both

Business idea: cricket roofs

>janny is on

have to wait until twink toilet mod logs on to ban you

Counter idea: play in a country thats not known for heavy rain this time of year

A man of taste indeed

So many deleted posts on my screen right now

Really the only suitable venues for a CWC is Aus/NZ

THAT'S a tranny?! Wow

>this time of year

you know very well england rains 350 days a year

The only problem will be short sunshine hours if its in our winter, but I agree.

Business idea: it's not in our winter

And it snows the other 15

business idea: it is our college

apparently there's usually a clear window in late August for about 5 days. we could squeeze it in then.

Feb - March in the southern hemisphere would be a good time

Had 2 months solid of no rain last year

apparently it doesnt snow much in england. it usually rains during the christmas period.

Business idea: next WC held in USA with massive pandering and ESPN expert panels

that is fucking grim

business idea: murder whoever this is posting with an american flag be it proxy or otherwise simply murder him

[looking for investors]

it's almost as if it you were describing the 2015 WC, which was a resounding success as opposed to this steaming pom turd.

where do I send the bitcoin

would probably have to be at lauderhill in florida, I think that's one of the only ICC-approved grounds in the country, and i don't think they have nearly the capacity they should have

www.meatspin.com

just send it to shubbo's beer fund (cayman) ltd

what curry decided to play in england

Cant blame the brits for creating an empire. We all know the sole reason was to gtfo of that depressing island.

There will be tea and lunchtime shows shows

Id suggest holding the WC here, but we are no longer relevant in world cricket, and having tourist murdered on live tv would not reflect well with the ICC's sensors

I forgot what shub means

Based, redpilled and

>/cric/ and /nrl/ #1 and #2 right now in the catalog

based ausGODS

Reminder of this post

What's the weather looking like, lads? Is tonight going to be rained out as well?

just waiting for my august ames scene to download

shall be posting screencaps soon

we have the Dilmah tea party.

>The Met Office forecasts show there's up to a 90% chance of heavy rain until around 10am.

>There's then a 50% chance of light rain for the rest of the day.

Business idea: cricket with roof

fuck up josh

Might as well stop the WC here and give the cup to poo peeland

cunt.

finally got to my goal weight of 120kg and now starting to cut and lift again after 8 months of bulking

im 5'9 btw

is bulking just like getting fat?

Yes except insides are different

Shall invest

ABSOLUTE UNIT

I think he's saying he's a fat cunt, yeah. kind of like a joke without being funny.

the ideal body

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There are no unfunny jokes. Only people with no sense of humour.

was this a joke?

>josh is 120kg

here's a funny joke lads: match abandoned without a ball bowled

test

icles

heres a joke

new zealand

here's a joke

/hoc/

hmm still not funny.
trying too hard maybe.

BIG DIC /CRIC/
SMOL COC /HOC/

i'm going to fucking seethe if today is rained out again. hosting a wc in england was such a ridiculous decision.

just about confirms it lads

This monsoon
Hit rains for a six
With our exquisite umbrella
Get Ranjit umbrella today

reckon the knights will lose this week

reminder that if shakib played for india, australia, or england he'd be lauded as one of the best players ever.

Checked and dickpilled

Not even gonna bother turning on the tv

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This IS the poast

BASED

never heard of an afl team called the knights desu

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Vidya on the cards for me I reckon

imagine if your only sports were cricket and afl

i could not fathom having an anus that leaky from taking such a hammering from big black cocks

Just realised the ice cream has been in the freezer for yonks

HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRR LE BASED YONKS POSTER XD XD

yonks, lad

What are you playing?

Howdy

Arkham City

there's some sort of joke here about leaving ice cream out for ages and it still being frozen because british summer time but it's a bit early for me to put into a coherent post

Fromsoft I hope?

based retarded lad

Don't you people use heaters?

This weekend maybe.

bloodborne lads should get together and do some chalice dungeons.

for me it's baba is you

my thread on /int/ got deleted

commiss lad

Good idea

think we need to do mario kart wii lads

There you have it guys, nothing to see here.

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Who benefits the most from drawn games?

The eternal new zealander

anyone here ever fucked their mum?

The worst teams in the competiton

Ask later when the paki is back

this entire tournament is going to be so scuffed because of fucking english weather

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>no cricket
>no afl till thursday
FUCK sake

get a hobby

i have hobbies, sports is just my favourite and having games rained out is annoying. was looking forward to this

cursed tournament

damn England to hell

ITS LIKE RAIIIINNNNNN

'ate rain
'ate drizzle
'ate showers
'ate moisture
'ate precipitation
'ate England
love cricket
Simple.

lmao if the final is washed out they just share the trophy instead of like, playing it tomorrow

PUNISHED /CRIC/: A THREAD DENIED IT'S CRICKET

>implying the BCCI haven't forced in some clause that in the event of a washout, the title reverts to India

just give us the cup as interim champ and hold the next WC in NZ in January.

doesn't seem to be any rain forecast after Thursday near me

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/nba/ is bullying us again

who gives af about Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka anyway lol

me haha

Rajibrain

a. lose weight
b. seek employment
c. get gf

where's Rajihate poster then you need him

Probably chilling in Tauranga

i guarantee you're a virgin.

Nonceibul on pooicide watch

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what if his entire village chipped in for a generator from the next town over and are sitting huddled around the province's only TV waiting for the cricket? that'd be sad.

bet you I'm not, ask your mum

umm, sorry sweetie but she likes vagina...

Feel like pure shit. Just want to watch some cricket

the quintessential virgin response.

just take your gf out for lunch instead m8.

yes I'm a virgin, you won.

She’s at work till 5

fuck yes

This guys based

Danielle isn't straight

but you don't work

certain man ITT

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Same ;_;

absolutely fucking pointless saffer why the fuck didn't you just post the cap.
>lmao I made delayed bigger three times
stop wasting our time

Imagine inventing a sport that gets ruined by a little bit of rain

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seek help.

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haha because ISIS remove heads brilliant mate

? It's not an edit you FUCKING RACIST

fuck up Josh

I know it’s not

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KEK

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World Cup?? More like a RAIN CUP!!
get it??
hahahahhaahHhJjajjajabHhahahahahakkekwkwkwkwkmwwkmwwwkeeeeekekek
wew...I'm awesome

WODS GOMBUDER

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KEK
many such cases of dear bro pooojibvll envy innit

Hoping the knockouts get completely washed out

Business idea: games that are rained off decided by 4 player goldeneye on n64

>two nights off work
>both games rained out
Little bit upset tbqh lads

>not using Tomorrow style
yup, pretty cringe

imagine Ind v Pak game rained out haha. greedy broadcasters on suicide watch

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NO

I know your internet is slow, so I made DELAYED big enough so you can see it without opening the image. I was merely concerned that by the time that 36kb image loaded on your archaic network, the game might have started or have been cancelled. Im sorry if this has caused tension in our relationship, just thinking of my fellow southern hemispherians.

Just been to that Brian Cox show in Wellington. Feeling big brained

yep gottem

>rain falls
>third-worlders seethe

:poop::arrow-right::toilet:

blog on you uninteresting cunt

how much rain would be required for England to be washed away completely

Don't have time for such midwittedness

love your work

About 10000x what would be needed to erode poo peeland into the ocean.

Turns out living on an island made of maori poos isn’t geologically sound.

so my girlfriend of 1 month has turned out to be a nymph
sounds good on paper, but sort of getting a bit annoying lads

For me, it's Brian Cox the actor

/cric/ seethingly jealous at the table topping team. You get used to haters when you've been at the top as long as we have

based

love nz desu, would not hate seeing them win it

Send her my way lad

Water or wood?

big target on our muscular backs, but we must rise above the pettiness of midtablers

for me it's this

sounds like she's not getting satisfied

The myth: The haka is a war dance maoris would perform prior to conquering another group’s land.
The fact: The haka is an anti-constipation exercise maoris would perform prior to defeating to expand aoteatoa, and thus enlarging their territory.

just came off eight months of no rain ama

you're trying too hard

where does your water come from?

why wasn't the CWC at your place

the ocean idk

Why did police raid those tv studios

contrary to popular belief, cricket doesn't actually require water.

mum said it's England's turn to host

gimme a good song to listen to

youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4

Old Town Road by Lol Nas X

but life does sweetie...

Business Idea: We play in the rain but use these waboba balls that bonce on the water.

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*farts*

no cricket no life anyway

yet to see any evidence of this

give me one reason why we couldn't just play the world cup on the beach at morecambe

Two steps twice by Foals

used to always play pool cricket with that and a plastic bat as a kid

it's in England.

grim

beer commercial guitar

darkies can't swim

Jayanthi Kumaresh album

imagine hosting a world cup on the open ocean or something

artificial island in the South China sea I reckon

yeah nice weather you fuckheads

I don’t like cricket

Why don’t they just put a gazebo up?

business idea: come to jesmond and suck me off

won't be doing that

Hmmmmmm

So, just got this news.
One of my close friend's friend was attacked in Chicago by some black guy who now claims to be mental patient. He broke his jaw.

anyone in chelmsford want to frot?

no LITERALLY the ocean, with the balls that bounce on water

Mitch Marsh just got called up lmao

Based

didn't four years ago and don't want to now

well why was he attacked? maybe the attacker really was mentally ill

>America
At least he wasn’t shot

Social idea: /cric/ meet up in the country that wins the world cup

Will never set foot in India desu

won't be doing that

The pozzies couldn't help but use the sand in devious ways

Out of nowhere.
>Walk to uni
>See a black guy running towards you
>Switch the walking lane
>Get attacked
Trump's America.

can't think of any reason one would want to meet you other than to deck you.

tbf every city has it's dickheads

part and parcel would you say

Better file a lawsuit

>Chicongo

you know what they say about being around blacks

Alright where in Tauranga will we have it?

>chicago
>trump’s america
yep you sure are foreign

once was attacked by an obese Lebanese man in Tucson

After almost a decade of Obama's América, race relations are a mess

Lone star?
The phoenix?
Or astrolabe?

Are you a small white dog per chance?

Chernobyl was a bit grim

Outside Taco Bell?

waiting in line actually

he entered the store and violently charged at the counter
it was a bloodbath

competing with Modi's India I see

agreed. disappointed with the writers desu, would've preferred a happier ending.

how could it possibly have a happy ending lmao

Astrolabe is where the cool kids hang out. Probably /cric/ should stay away

/gong/

Norfolk Hotel in Freo

mate those cool kids wouldn't be able to hang long with the /cric/ army

I'd rate Chernobyl a 3.6; not great, not terrible

not when you take up half the bar yourself you obese cunt

cringe

Dark on Netflix is pretty based

BUILD A FUCKING ROOF YOU CUNTS.

3.6 out of what

this rain lad is quite the player, able to stop sides in their tracks and take over the game

Crying on the cards

I'm NOT FAT and I DON'T LIKE TACO BELL

he's on the ropes

S E V E N T Y
E
V
E
N

K G

think he was joking you autist

only goes up to 3.6

might have autism lads

Anyone who is drawn to Yea Forums has autism to some degree. Change my mind

Did they make a second series?

Queensland bros, do you purchase Taco Bell on a regular basis?

Does Queensland actually have taco bell?

autism is just an over expression of the male part of the brain

I think it's released 21st June

booked my holiday lads

3 months of toil to go

autism is high test

I don't. I've been to several doctors and psychological specialists and they told me i don't have autism. I have asbergers

getting on the piss tonight despite being sleep deprived and having toil in the morrow

I think it's coming out this month

watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

autism is being an opening batsman with an average strike rate of under 50

Am in bed with a grill lads

She just said “I’m interested in your history with Yea Forums”

No joke

just had a chat with a native lads

Which is now medically known as autism spectrum disorder

>t. Freshie

Yep, Im thinking I'm going to continue with persona 3 fes in absence of the cricket

Where you going?

Cold today

“You didn’t mention the part where I called it the scary internet place where the bad things happen”

As I was typing this “oh no don’t say that I don’t want to be uncool on Yea Forums”

No he said it's asbergers

no one gives a shit Daniel it's not 2015 anymore

>t. SEETHING katua

Airlie Beach for 10 days

Then why not just say 5/5 or 10/10 or 100%

Ok

play a real shin megami tensei game

Meet-up in Bangalore lads

Looks comfy, enjoy.

might do a poo
might not

undecided

thanks lad, just chasing the warm weather
im a cucktorian, by septemeber i will want to kill myself

Just wish you would die already. Just neck yourself like your dad did.

Asperger syndrome, or Asperger’s, is a previously used diagnosis on the autism spectrum. In 2013, it became part of one umbrella diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders 5 (DSM-5).

Watch the show faggot

Based

>replying

everyone is autistic to some degree

Not if my Aussie mate only rated it 3.6

reckon we're far too quick to call things based these days

Ploughmans sandwich plans have been put into motion

They managed to make a show about a gommie government screwing up that still made right wingers the baddies. bravo

wont lie, it gets thrown around a fair bit.

Have already played some of the mainline games la, just wanted to explore the persona side series xxx

lol

saw this ad the other day, was a scrambled eggs maker, basically crack an egg into this plastic thing, shake it up, mictrowave it and out pops fluffy scrambled eggs.

get em from Australia post

gonna get one lads

could do with a ploughmans lunch actually

What we reading fellas?

Life and Fate right now mate waiting for for Stalingrad to get released by NYRB

25 days long holiday ends in a less than a week
toil begins from the 15th

Yea Forums right now. /cric/ specifically. Currently reading this post as I'm typing it.

Marvelling at the mental gymnastics of this lad managing to play the poor right wing victim no matter what, everyone in the programme is communist

literally crack it into a mug and stir for thirty seconds with milk mate

3.6 is an inside joke

ye i dont think this thing even used milk
it was like magic

who are you quoting?

any Dyatlov man in

you are an inside joke

Been trolling an Indian lads

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What the h*ck lads? I just wanted some cricket

The Brothers Karamazov

afraid not mate

thinkin about playing some vidya before bed lads

I would like to be considered

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

what game mage

I dedicate my lunch and this post to the mighty nation of India. May your batsmen swing true, and you spinners bounce erratically, thank you India.

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>1986
>thinking an RBMK reactor can explode

ummm

Doom, Mk11 or Mordhau

>no chutney
grim

How do I become relevant again lads?

This is the samosa

samosa looks good m8 but i doubt it will be enough for lunch

what is this? samosa?

digging the boys tonight

what toil does to you

whats in it

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why is it so hard to get laid? wish i wasn't ugly. wish there was cricket on

though the samosa looked pretty grim, used to the more tetrahedron shaped affairs

Project Management

maybe ya standards are too high mate
just fuck a fat chick

Cope

ready for tomorrow's quiz la?

how long do you trust Indian takeaway in the fridge?

Craving for some bread pakoda

It’s actually piss easy just lower your standards

enjoyed the wasim akram yorkers compilation on cricket AU facey page

...

No. W-Who told you about the quiz?

Agreed, luckily there's more

I think its beef, but its not spicy enough for my taste

It all ends up the same shape going down

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for basically ever food poisoning is a meme

one day

the rice is the issue

a week in the freezer
not more than two days in the shelf

Watched the Australia v India game with an Aussie girl I’m seeing and she kept saying Steve Smith is a ‘nice bloke’ and ‘wouldn’t do anything bad’.

Is this the prevailing opinion in Australia? The guy is literally a cheat

Get some punjabi samosa mate

kek I'm in your class

I treat it like poison once it goes cold

that loose bit at the bottom is really bothering me

Wtf? What uni?

k, no rice, thinking about having some curry over potato gems

GSOE9820 yeah?

yeah this
don't let your rice go cold or it'll sprout flesh-eating bacteria

HOLY FUCK!!!!!
YEAH

hahaha what are the fucking chances lol

Cringing hard at this samefagging pozztard

I'm at the ground, covers coming off. Announcement is play to start in 15 minutes

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meme
you can leave rice way longer than a day in the fridge, done it loads of times and never got ill

hahahah fair enough man. I wouldn't believe me either if I were you

Unreal desu

>samefagging
Look at the timestamps

Just smell it. If it smells weird don’t eat it

just checked. there's 349 students in the class. those are some ridiculous odds 2bh. are you actually reading the whole textbook? 'cause that's a lot of fucking reading to do for a 10 minute quiz desu

>rain
Don’t think this semen slurping sport is for me

>Just smell it. If it smells weird don’t eat it
Your mum said the same thing to me last night

Medjool date? You could say I was a fan

Fuck off and watch retards throw balls around with those autistic safety wheels gloves on then

I could PROBABLY fuck an ugly girl. PROBABLY
but firstly, I don't meet enough people. secondly I don't want to fuck someone at least as good looking as me. is that too much to ask?

Dangerous and downright stupid advice when rice is involved

>are you actually reading the whole textbook?
Yeah probably. I'm still on the first page of the 2nd chapter and bored af. Coming to class tomorrow?

Did you guys ever have to use this dogshit program in your projman class?

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You think you look better than you do that’s why you need to lower your standards. Sorry if that’s harsh user.

Nope. We're still in week 2.

I've decided to attend all classes in person this term. can't be fucked watching lecture videos from home
I read the slides for first lecture and then tried to read the textbook (chap 1). but it's so verbose, I gave up halfway
dunno desu. we've just had one class so far

Signed up to the barista course at the food and wine school lads. Cute tutor

It sucks royal dick. Projman was the shittest class I ever had at uni.

it's not harsh but yeah, maybe you're right. it's so depressing. fuck my life

Pussy

the truth is somewhere in the middle, he probably looks worse than he thinks he does but as a man you’re likely gonna have to date down for casual dating

for a part time job or a full time job?

It's only worth 10% anyway haha.

I know what you mean la. I didn't enjoy the first class and the future looks grim.

Just for fun.

>Cute tutor
Daniel?

Fear not, I am baking.

finna boutta doxx you tomorrow lad. watch out

Good luck mate

Just look for the scrawniest, acne ridden loner in the class

kek this is me

Yeah our course had a shit structure where they break it up into different parts so we ended up having 4 lecturers for the same subject. I went to class about once every two weeks to see what was up, and everytime there was a new fucker standing in front. Still passed but had to actually study like hell. The course was heavy in memorizing bullshit theory work.

What shit institutions are you going to that are only just starting? It's exams for everyone else

UNSW m8

UNSW

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hey, this is some world cup!

STILL NO FUCKING GRIG

for me it is King Kohli

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grigget

what's the griggest grig you've ever grigged lads

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grig-a-rig desu

Why's everyone making fun of me saying grig?

triggered the griggered

england should just have roofed grounds
this really is pathetic

>4 lecturers
YIKES! What institution appoints 4 lecturers for one single course lol?

England should be banned from competing for doing such a shit job at hosting

>543
might need a new thread soon lads

What happens if deciding matches are rained out?

"England should be banned from competing for doing such a shit job at hosting " he typed, smirking. He wiped at the sweat on his pimple covered brow, pushing aside clumps of unkempt, dirty hair.
The glow of the computer monitor was the lone light source for the small bedroom, and his pale, greasy face shone dimly in its light. He had installed blackout curtains six years earlier, and once he pulled them shut against the sun, never again had the room seen natural light.
His eyes darted to the words he had typed. Licking his dry lips, he reached for the bottle of Mountain Dew which was a staple upon his well-used desk. Greedily and noisily, he drank in furious gulps, finishing the remaining flat soda, then tossed the empty bottle to the floor amid an evergrowing garbage carpet of soda bottles, candy wrappers, fast food containers and dried, crunchy jizz tissues.
He hovered the mouse over the Post button on the screen. Of course, having paid his dues to become an elite member what he had come to think of as "HIS WEBSITE," he didn't have to prove his humanity to a computer. He was above that, surely.
He steadied himself and breathed deeply, inhaling the tangy, acrid aroma that was his room. He slammed his finger down on the mouse, sending his supreme opinion to a worldwide Mongolian yak herding forum for all to see.
"That'll show that asshole," he grumbled aloud to the dark and empty room.

didn't read

how does he drink the mountain dew if it's stapled to his desk?

What did he mean by this?

Stellenbosch University

bretty gud

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HAHAHA Cor Blimey those betoota cobbas always get a fair rise out of me and the boys at the pub when we're having a few bloke improvers eh!!! Jeez robbo who just loves a laugh will bring it up on the phone and pass it around! The boys just go off like a frog in a sock for it hahaha! The sheila behind the bar doesn't know what's bloody going on hahaha!

with his prehensile proboscis my antipodean pal

New

business idea: sell super soakers filled with brown food coloring at cricket matches to shoot at indian test cricketers butts

And band ka tola tere ma me /cric/ ka loda

Very from samosa

not their best

fell in love with a girl I just met lads

she's going out with this Irish dickhead though and didn't laugh at any of my jokes so fuck her

love her though