MEMECHUCKERS @ RAPGODS GAME 5 THREAD #5

rapshit choking edition

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RELEASE JEREMY LIN ALREADY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>raps in 5

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Lowry. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The immaculate thighs of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Lowry pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

What is your opinion on postnationalism

He's fucking right. Toronto and their fans are a bunch of scum sucking parasites. Even if we win this series, we will always be remembered as the villains in this story.

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We

trip and LuRant comes back

1st for shemales

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halftime slagtime

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what sound did dinosaurs make anyway?

i wanna fug curry's mom

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I've seen the future. Draymond gets his 2nd Tech 3 minutes into the 3rd quarter then starts making Malice at the Palace look like a fucking joke

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whoever wins we all lose for having to hear about this ""sport"""

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First time watching basketball. Reminds me of cops and robbers but all see are robbers on the basketball field

more of her boys

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>kipshit

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Toronto is the whitest city in Canada. Where did it go wrong?

The Raptors are falling apart. They got fucked after Durant left. Warriors are looking great and are going to win big, what they do is sustainable, not what what the Raptors do.

Da

>play against ruptures
>rupture your achilles

F

twitter.com/peanutsdad2012/status/1138269529593798658

Based rapties fans

Fuck Kevin Durant

I have the confidence of a mediocre white man

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
RAPTORS BROS
LET US HAVE A HEARTY LAUGH TOGETHER

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Where's all the asses?

if this post ends in 5 curry gets shot in the knee after the game and gets left to bleed out

It's funny to me that he was this huge hype job when he first hit the league and then he just fucking disappeared into thin air and nobody even mentions him anymore. Yao Ming was a permanent legend. Jeremy Lin was a 2 minute fad.

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Press f lads

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Over/under 4.5 episodes until Holey Moley gets cancelled?

Remember when Canadians thought they were celebrating a championship tonight? Lol

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Thread moves so fast noone will notice im fucking a trap.

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I'm almost tempted to watch Holey Moley.

it's cringe

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Gomora's from Ultraman

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i want her to step on my neck!

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>thread 1: 20 posts a second
>ff to thread 3: 1 post a minute
kids out of steam?

>Devils trips
I hope someone gives curry a nuggie

Norf

fuck the USA

Who are we fapping to, boys?

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damn he dummy thicc look at those muscles clap

cutie

wow

Raptors are still behind though

durant injury

stop calling transfolk outdated slurs /pol/tard

He's dead. He shouldn't have come back, at all. The Warriors peer pressured the mental midget Durant into wasting his career.

So is KD's career over or what.

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>if we win
>we

I noticed, is he Mexican too?

Here ya go

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Yea, instead we get to celebrate the end of Durant's career AND a championship in game 6.

over
abc always gives it's shit shows a full season

I would jave sex with each and everyone of those chicks / sexbots

Dating a balding manlet so I'm guessing she's a gold digger tho

Its half time moran

2 1 4 3

gay lol

8 4 6 8

>be respectful of someone who doesn’t even have enough respect for himself to earn a championship
How about no, nigger6

This image is making me feel funny things

>looks like we have to get started on the next generation of nba players, user
>let me finish this banana first

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THREAD THEME
youtu.be/vtE3_voC3qU

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disgusting smug faggots
no class

Something snapping?

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Saw this before with a chorgers player, torn Achilles, out for the year

go celtics

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>laughing at an injury no matter how much you hate the opposing team
absolutely classless, but what can I expect from a country that worships a studio gangsta whose biggest trial on his life was playing a cripple in a tweenybopper drama

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Guess I got to start this off...

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>become cuter than like 90% of women
wtf, man are better at being women now than actual women. is there anything we can't do bros?

Why are there so many fags that think men like this are attractive?

it's halftime you nigger, people are either getting food or jerking off to that girls feet.

Source, frogfriend

>KD goes down
>both teams completely forget how to play basketball

if i have to see that gatorade commercial with dwayne wade and gabrielle union one more time i am going to be angry

Can we stop with this hateful attitude towards Reddit? It's a Yea Forums meme, I browse Reddit, you browse Reddit, Reddit is basically the homepage of the Internet, so hating on it just screams that you're insecure about visiting it. Sports discussion is universal and noncontroversial, stop the hate guys.

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I would let her shove her feet through my ocular orifices and dedicate on my chest

LMAO, ficking low IQ retard knew this was bound to happen if he played infliltrated, he KNEW he had a torn aquilles and decided to play.

Thats literally career ending injury

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Based Lucio

>Be in Ontario

>See faggot Raptor fans in Toronto cheering an injury

YOU MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD, RETARDS

STOP ACTING LIKE FAGGOTS

now that is an achilies tear

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Imagine what his (legal) daughter's booty would be like desu

Didn't Carmelo wanted him gone?

I know he blew out his knees as well.

He was 22 when he dropped 40 points on Kobe and Lebron. Now he's already 30.

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3's left eye is like half an inch higher than the right one

*ahem*

FUCK.

CANADA.

Why did Durant even come back? That is a brainlet of the century decision.

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Oh baby you

You got what i need

I bet 50k on GSW -2

We will win. KD has swrved his purpose. Putting them on a position to win. He was a hero. Like an amputated soldier who just blew up a factory full of nazi scum.

@93352798
cringe

93352779
>this flag
>npc post

what a surprise

shut the fuck up nigger

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Oh dear lord I've seen this before

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dubs and Durant comes back for vengeance

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twitter.com/ProCityHoops/status/1138270377438851076
ACHILLES IS KILL

The only faggot here is you, pull that dildo outta your ass bud.

“Raw emotion”

That nigga is crying

Lots of blacks pkay this game huh?

Go figure blacks would be good at stealing and shooting

Edit1; wow - thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit2; omg reddit - of course my most upvoted comment would be about blacks haha

kek retard doesn't know how to eat a banana

based celtiesbro :)

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so many shook Raptors "fans".

UPDATE ON KEVIN DURANT'S INJURY

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TYBG

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wish i was watching the game with her right now bros ...

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Its kippers

Achilles

he cute

Checked

based

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get some sun milk girl

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FUCK AYESHA IN THE PUSSY

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NEVER AGAIN

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you're probably a pajeet

go back to india, faggot. people like you cheer that shit.

tfw she doesn't bite it off when it's deep in her throat

Need a big tity and ass goth gf, bros

Yeah he tore his achilles which is exactly why he shouldn't have even tried to play.

Why the fuck would you risk such an awful injury for a team you're going to leave anyway and was going to lose regardless. Such a stupid decision.

That's disgusting, but it's what he gets for taunting FVV.

Is that the turbo manlet Tory Lanez

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>stars

Curry is passive based. Raptie fan here kneeling

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I mean, this championship win will need an asterisk to it because they were playing with a Durant-less warriors.

youtube.com/watch?v=QYw0UlpDQcEOh NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why do Blacks like Hennessey?

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>her

Go back.

stay seething you little nigger bitch

What's up with his shoe? Looks like his sole came off.

The Raptors lost the good karma by being classless, neanderthal leafs, Warriors in 7.

He rushed it, now he's gonna regret it.

his career is literally over

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webms or bust

too much ass and that's good

NBA threads are the WORST when it comes to posting hot bitches

Soccer is the best
Then hockey
Then NFL
Heem gets in there
And dead last are NBA fans

>tfw cut my own hair and it looks like shit

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How can you cheer for an injury? Absolutely disgusting behavior.

>blacks
>souls

I can't wait for 2020 :)

My Rapties just ended the Warriors dynasty and KD’s career

Use the right names newboi

imagine wasting a year for this stupid shit

fuck whoever let him play

hell yeah. fuck kevin durant

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Early marketing in rap songs.
Not kidding.

KD put his body on the line for his team

how can you not respect that

One will step up to win the game the other will choke at crucial times as usual

Pls let it come true

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based

THEY JUST LEAKED THAT KERR WILL FORCE KD BACK OUT IN A WHEELCHAIR

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i dunno, ask the warriods in 2017

If his Achilles snapped shouldn't he have been in agonizing pain?

Any canadians with Tangerine, would you recommend?

can smell the cellulite from here

Steph Curry would be one of those corny youth pastors if he didn't play basketball

Next time just buzz it all.

oof that's definitely a torn achilles

FUCK kd

hm

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So is Durant playing next season? Why would you risk a torn achilles right before becoming a free agent? I hope he has a play option.

AYYYYY

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Not that same grill but here ya go

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Holey moley will last exactly 6 episodes before ots cancelled

This is what Leonard fought for. Revenge.

>>>/reddit/

I am no curry but you're probably a chinaman, fuck off mate.

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what kind of calf you want senpai??

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>Putting your body on the line for a team that said they didn't need you to win

Kek

Curry is putting on a clinic out there thanks to KD's hero antics.
Based Curry.

Are you being Ironic?

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Are you guys getting our political ads

Literally 0 pain

Anybody else think the refs are fucking terrible. They're trigger happy as hell with their whistles. Every goddamn possession is a questionable call

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Top ten players of 2020s

1. Giannis
2. Zion
3. Doncic
4. 3rae
5. Jokic
6. 3rae
7. LaMelo
8. Lebron James Jr.
9. Fox
10. JJJ

I paid someone to cut mine on Saturday and it looks lit

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I’m ashamed of Canadians. We seem to lose all sense of class when it comes to sports.

I’ll be praying from not till the game 7 for a warriors win. Fuck off.

>they think the injury is real
oh my lawd lol

Can someone tell me how long Durant played before he got injured? I just got home.

Just shave it bro

>Fall of legends
Lmao he's a fluke who can't even stick with a team outside gloryhunting

this looks like a boston dynamics video
there's something roboty about that joint swiveling at slo mo

Are wh*te women at all capable of empathy?

>blue toenail polish

my fucking weakness (my first gf indulged my foot fetish and painted her toenails blue and now i have a pavlovian reaction to them)

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Yes, it's the best bank out there, and the CC is also one of the best, unless you're incredibly rich, then maybe you'll find a better card elsewhere.

one man said that

and he probably told KD he was wrong

Imagine what Ayesha would be if she wasn't Steph's basketball waifu

he didn't want to look like a bitch, something i would do xD

yeah warriors cheered like fucking animals when zaza took out kawhi. get fucked retard

Figure Skating is GOAT tho

user, they have to protect the players from possible chimpouts

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NO MR. SILVER

DON'T READ THIS POST

why do people always stalk these faux jailbait instagram russians?

>tfw loathe the warriors but feel bad for durant

Anyone else know this feel

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Refs are fucking trash in basketball. I can't believe people actually regularly watch this.

Tangerine Dream? or what are you talking about

I'm gonna need all you conspiracy tards to kill yourself tonight

ty and gb

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she looks like she listens to morrissey

If I'm a manlet but breed with her what are the chances of my son playing in the NBA?

Game back

Shemale is an offensive term. The girl on the left and the girl on the right are just women. Literally proven by science.

I'd rather be healthy then try to make teammates of a team I'm leaving happy.

Lmfao holy fuck my nigga that shit SNAPPED

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do girls like this like whitebois?

If only you knew all the shit the (((Memeiors))) have pulled over the years desu

i just did that too, it was getting past my shoulders..

No. You feel a sharp pop (from how Kobe describes it, it’s like someone kicked your shoe) and then it’s not there anymore. No real sharp pain after it tears...It’s a fucked up injury. I’m hoping it’s just a partial tear... as much as I hate Durant, I would not wish this injury on anyone.

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Lots of white people in the crowd tonight.

Can someone explain why the calf would jiggle that if he tore his achilles?

KD put then in a position to win this game dumbass

Serious question, why doesn't a fan just run up and sucker punch Curry in the head and knock him out? The Raptors can't actually get punished for that, the fan would just be escorted out. I'm honestly surprised this has never happened before.

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>2nd half
Alright guys let's mosey

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Shift manager at your local KFC

meant to say first for big butts

>muh free agency
he is set for life. he has like a million bucks. he doesn't need to play anymore

my rapties :DDD

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Does the rest of Canada even care about the finals, or just Toronto?

youtube.com/watch?v=59K2kF6o9Tk

“Feminine penis”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT

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12 minutes I think

In case anyone's wondering, this feels like being hit in the back of the leg with a broom-handle. Gotta get the good surgery where they pull your whole lower leg open and stretch the calf back down. Now waking up from that is what really hurts.

Stop liking black women

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If you are tall, yes

achilles tensions the calf muscles to the heel, it's like cutting a tight rope

SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR ME IM DESPERATE HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! I HATE NOT KNOWING THIS STUFF FIRST HAND IT MAKES ME HAVE A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK HOW MANY FUCKING MINUTES WAS DURANT IN THE GAME BEFOER HE WAS INJURED HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES I HAVE ASPERGERS

Craptors deserve to lose desu

Why are there so many empty seats? Those could have gone to real POC fans. Fuck capitalism and white people.

It's over rap fags

because think of the achilles as a rubber band, and when it tears you are seeing the tension releasing transferring up thru his muscles

it'll be weird if golden state wins this game

overthicc

>he hasn't taken the shavepill yet

milk truk just arrive

Kobe was able to walk it off. David Beckham too.

5-0 run jesus

because it's like a wire running from your knee to your heel and that wire snapped causing reverberation. i assume

who is he slamming mind me asking?

>6"1'
based

They're memeing
They are bitter people that want KD to fail. AND me to lose money

>gf says she'll just stay over at buddy's house since it's a late game
she's not gossiping about me is she?

jarrett jack was top kino. the warriors no longer have that kind of depth

Why give Siakam the shot there...

webm of the Achilles snapping, rip

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How are these fucking idiots still blowing this game

Their penis does not need to be feminine for them to be women, contrary to popular belief. But yes, many women do have feminine penises.

>California gets btfo'd
>Canada gets shit for cheering on KD getting his tendons snapped
ultimate popcorn show finale incoming

Holding glass doors like that, it's just asking for troubles.

Canada always does this they come close but then karma bites them because of excessive smugness and needing to trash talk. They have enough Hindus and Sikhs to teach them about it.

yeah there's big public gatherings across the country

me on the left

maybe siakam should stop shooting 3s

>hate California
>hate Toronto more
This game's going to be great, everyone loses.

How come Curry doesn't do this any more when he scores 3?

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>KD got injured again
Damn the Square Enix conference was not worth it.

Good job having that bright fucking flash over it so nobody can see it, you fucking retarded faggot asshole dickhead buttfucking dipshit. Do a fucking better job next time or get out of my fucking house.

Can you pretend to take a shot and just whip the ball into the face of the opponent in front of you? I just hold the ball with two hands and smash it into his face?

In hockey can you intentionally shoot the puck at the other teams coach?

based retard

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You mean fuck the economic system that has these niggers here making tens of millions doing what they love because they're tall?

HERE WE GO BOYS

LMAO imagine throwing away your career playing for the memeiors. Dude will go down as one of the most wasted bball talents ever and he deserves it.

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It's over

>toronto
>Canada
nobody else cares

Friendly reminder that Drake is R. Kelly 2.0, go Toronto

F for Durant

SSSSSSSSSS

>Durant won't return, MRI tomorrow

Lmao

GOLDEN STATE FUCKING IMPLODING

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HOLY SHIT BASED RAPTIES

Siakam is so much better than DeFrozen desu

>green

>8-0 in 20 seconds

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he would be charged

Wtf Kd getting an MRI

Canada isn't a big country.

Ass for KD

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Kevin Durant

This is the remix edition

Of the song where im pissin

>Durant having an MRI tomorrow
Shouldn't he be able to get one immediately?

Yes it was.
Just to be able to see her

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>lower leg

F

>right lower leg

>raptors struggle to catch up
>warriors hit a couple of meme 3s to extend the lead

They're right, though. Being ignorant is no excuse. "transwomen" are just women. It has already been proven by science that some women have penises.

memechuck is not a sport

>nerfed tits

I'd literally fuck them from left to right

God damnit stop trying to beat them at their own meme

*ahem*

*clinks*

FUCK OFF

raps are going to lsoe solely because they can't hit the 3, this should be a blowout

considering everyone in toronto cheered for his injury, no

Its only a 90 minute drive to buffalo

CAMON RAPDIES

>Golden State 3's

That wouldn't change a thing user.

They are up 12 retard

Holy fukken BRICKS my dude

>giving glorious canadian MRIs to foreigners
top kek

please stop shooting 3s

What did KD do to deserve it so bad????????

>proven by science
science is racist fuck off

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SCORE SOME FUCKING 3S

Raptors are fucking choking this

Apparently GS just cant miss tonight

Raptors cannot make a 3 to save their fucking lives.

>12 point lead

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RAPIESBROS

WE WERE TOO COCKY

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Why Durant play with partial Achilles tear? If anything, she should've just played spot up shooter

FUCK KD
JUSTICE. SERVED.
THE SNAKE'S HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF
FUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

Tall hwites are desired by all races besides coal burners. We really have it made

Curry is a real nigga

Holy fuck refs are giving raptors every bit of help

The entire city of Toronto is getting splashed on right now

At best, he will come back in time for next year's playoffs. It's one of the worst injuries to have as a basketball player, since the game requires a lot of jumping, short bursts of speed, and quick changes in direction. I wouldn't be surprised if he misses all of next year.

Jesus the Warriors are memeing hard, I think they can tie it up in game 6 at this rate.

the 3 point line needs to be moved back 3 feet

Raptors are pissing me off now. Why can't these retards make a fucking basket?

Raptors are losing this.

the Craptors are going to choke this series away aren't they

RIP KD's achilles

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Dubs should be up 13 now refs were paid off by Lowry's fat ass blocking their view

Toronto Bricktors

Raptors are gonna find a way to not win this?

>OLD TOWN ROAD

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stop choking

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they were never going to win btw. warriors in 7

so many missed 3s

DOGSHIT FUCKING RAPTORS CANT EVEN MAKE THEIR SHOTS TO CLOSE THE GAME DESPITE NO KD AND GSW PLAYING BAD

FF7 was objectively awful

>Toronto in charge of 3's

For one, because it's a criminal offense. For two, because it would lead to worse seating for all fans and lead to league changes to protect players. Changes that would make everyone in the fucking US hate you and want you dead probably. For three, because even most diehard fans want to see their own team fairly defeat the other team. If they win because some drunk asshole knocked out or injured an opposing star player, that's not going to leave anyone happy.

>up 12
fucking embarrassing raps

that fridge empty guess im havin dat ass for dinner...

This is Canada, bro.

Even if you're a white man, you have to wait 120 days average for a simple check up.

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Even if they lose this game it's impossible for the raptors to choke the series away.

I bet KD is somewhere in this thread right now crying and shit talking Raptors fans at the same time

He angered based god

Who is she?

Elimination game in the finals? Are you daft?

Fuck everyone in that arena cheering an injury.

Im in Ontario. You make ME look bad by association you dumb faggots.

Is Old Town Road a good song?

>rapties take the lead
>start laughing at gay area
>dubbies take the lead
>start laughing at cananada

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Du.bs and rapties win

Quads confirm

Tru dat

Refs giving Toronto every opportunity, this is gross refball

This is rape:cry: :scream:

Raps got this
Sean better be ready to btfo commiefornia as soon as it happens

that's what he was doing at the start, but after a manlet challenged him he started feeling himself a little too much

No

Raptors getting all the fucking refball and still can't win. Reverse sweep fucking confirmed.

We've witnessed last of Durant as a Warrior

>Too lazy to go out to jurassic park today since rain
>Actually hoping it goes to game 7 on hopefully a better night

Who else /comfy/ at home rn?

Kerr sent KD to die

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HOLY DIGITS

>THE CITY OF TORONTO

LOOOOOL SO SMUG

5 AND THE RAPTORS LOSE IN 7

Apparently, no one wants to hit a basket. So I guess they're content with playing extra games

NAME

Disgusting

>Durant out for the series
Yeah its over

What is this retarded trampoline basketball? One of them missed it tho

Bummer that Durant felt like he needed to risk that shit.

shut up you fucking faggot

Its only half way thru the 3rd period idiots just wait

How many more 3s do they need to miss to realize that's not how they're going to win?

The relaxation break didn't help me at all! Frick you Tangerine!!!

Choineese Peepoh

Uhhh your just meming right?

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messi btfo

>KD dad dicking raptors from the locker room
Leafs SEETHING

Hey guys, just saw this pic online of this dude eating a tomato sandwich. Legit, just sliced tomatoes on toast. Shit was weird but dude said it was only 250 calories, so must good. Just thought I'd share. Let me know what your favorite sandwich is. Mines PB&J because it reminds me of my mom making my lunch for school. She was always high and couldn't afford to give us lunch money, but PB&J i just classic her.

>Letting them force a game 6

Toronto Bricking left and right lmao

If the Warriors beat them in the 3rd, game 6 is assured

BASED CURRY, KLAY AND KD also Iggy

Reddit

It's too short

>that's what Warriors fans said in 2016 as well

Nobody cares, you self hating loser

Fuck off

Old Town Road is a fun song.

Up by 12, craptors wake up lmao

Forgotten by this time next year

fuck you thug idiot

you win with skill not injuries

milkies

>repeating digits
S L O W C L A P

Based

watching the man who shot liberty valance

traitor
never trust a leaf

No...my digits

Just took the wings out the oven guys. Canada has just been officially BTFO

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PERFECT TIME TO CLINCH THE SERIES BUT RAPTORS DECIDE GO CHOKE LIKE SHIT NOW

>faggot fans are cheering as if they've already won
>ruptures keep trailing the entire game
>probably gonna lose

lmao it's just a game bro, don't let it get to you

Not unless you listen to it more than 4 times. By the 5th it's stuck in your head. First couple of times it's utter shit.

That guy that sounds like Robert Plant looks like THAT?

have any knicks fans an hero'd yet?

>tfw rapties blowing it
;_;

webm now

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they str8 up sacrificed him to the moloch

fuck golden state yall

>C-C-C-Canada is a great country bro!
Nice Reddit spacing, you fucking faggot. Hope both your parents get cancer LMAO!

We all win if you die

Stop trying to meme chuck holy shit. You niggers are shit at it, play small ball.

R Kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drake
youtube.com/watch?v=R1IS7J07540

>tomato sandwich
toasted tomato sandwiches are great

looks like raps in 6

I mean when you watch the replay Kd is definitely grabbing his achelles, not his calf. Not sure why Kerr lied to us bros.

FIREFIGHTERS NEED TO SHAVE EVERY DAY
EVEN IF THEY HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN

Are the Splash Bros. coming back?

Raptors will absolutely have an asterisk from the injuries and the refs they paid off. Nick nurse sucked silvers dick

It's over rap fags lmaoooooooooo

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING STUPID?
THEY MAKE MORE MONEY THE MORE GAMES THEY PLAY
TICKETS ARE GOING FOR $150k COURTSIDE

YOU STRECH IT TO GAME 7 YOU DUMB FUCKS.
learn2business

No. 2 choking - Skip

I love grilled cheese sandwiches but unfortunately my microwave is broken right now so I can't make one.

The snapping of the Achilles released a lot of energy resulting in a flash. A&P 101

I thought they usually picked young children.

>Craptors

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Maybe stop shooting 3 craptors ffs.

I dad dicked your m- nevermind i'm not gonna make that joke...

you can see his calf explode in the webm

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at what point does a bunda become too big

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Games gone post milkers

HOLY FUCK THE RAPTORS ARE PLAYING LIKE HOT GARBAGE

kd's career is done

Canada, if your team blows this series you will never be allowed to sit with the cool kids on /nba/ ever again

Fuck Kevin Durant. You're all acting like the nigga died on the court. He's fine.
>Muh classy fans
Fuck off, this is a finals game. Durant will be back for the next season, but if he went against my team, I hope he breaks his fucking leg each time.

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Jesus this refball

Warriors are winning

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I’m not supposed to cheer for the pain of a mercenary?

name of girl you bith

Just fucking go inside, these niggas can't stop Kawhi, Siakam and Gasolina.

They make more money if they win a ring

My rapties!

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>durant gets a career ending injury
>still can't close out the series
Wew lad

>post yfw Toronto blew a 3-1 lead

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Not yet but they will soon

I'm a dumb fool who doesn't know basketball. What happens to the tickets to the next two games if the raptors win it now?

Nasty af

his 11 points are the reason they're leading right now, pretty sad when you think about it

you can have the entire city of t*ronto and the raports if you want it. my lawyer will draw up the papers tonight.

>kerr letting looney get shredded
no wonder kd fucking died

>tuktoyatuk
the hell kinda of place name is that?

Did they really named the team after a phone contest?

why the fuck would you try to outshoot the warriors you stupid fucking torontshit faggots

And Jurassic Park?
They will make the same money when they win in Game 7 as well, but the stadium and owners make a shitload more the longer it goes.

Fucks sake you think sports finals are real?

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Kawhi has been quiet this game

>he didn't grow up eating toasted tomatoes

That's child abuse.

Toast your bread, spread the mayo, sliced tomato, done.

Take this shit to /d/

Oui Oui les Raptents

that achilles is fucked. Press S to spit on this faggot

Tickets don't go on sale until the game is confirmed

Don't the Craptors usually come back in the 2nd half at home? They better make a run soon

Looney looks like he's gonna drop dead by the end of the game

the refball is so obvious it's not even funny

good tomato, good bread? hell yea, one of the best summertime snacks. needs olive oil and salt tho.

any hetero man in?

me on the right

These posters are actually rated: ZOOMER AS FUCK

And why Yea Forums needs to raise its age to 30 years old.

Warriors are the good guys honestly

hes been getting carried all series

refunds

Is Kevin Looney related to Robert Parish? And is Robert Horry the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

Fucking Craptors are really going to choke this series away and let the Warriors get another ring. FUCK YOU LEAFS

you know as well as I do that is a racist hand gesture

van vleet foxes

There’s still a quarter and a half left. shut the fuck up you casual

get some rest KD

every man loves trannies so no man is hetero sorry

so the warriors finally going to be redeemed of the blow 3-1 lead meme right guys?

looney doesn't deserve this

ty fren

Please Raptors just win this. I want it to be over

Gasol is the only good player on the fucking team.

FREDDY IS ELITE

Fuck off summerfag boomer

>replying to all those posts
you genuine faggot

A snapshot of Toronto:

- Some roads began closing at 7am
- Jurassic Park is already packed
- 100,000+ will be watching outdoors, at viewing parties across the country
- A mosque is having a Raptors prayer night
- The opera has a Raptors logo on its curtain

#WeTheNorth

That's not true though.
You get a refund.

Oh shit. Why did they have to let him play? Poor dude.

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Get some death

They are right now

This game got boring

Fuckin love my tomato sandwiches

Warriors celebration thread

warriors are done

Take that back and apologize to van vleet

nba loses money, which is why they rig games to make series last longer

Someone post the qt3.14 raptie broom girl

based drake

This. I fucking HATE when fools that live near me make me look unenlightened. It ESPECIALLY upsets me when my fellow Americans do something that makes us look bad in the eyes of Europeans.

Europeans, I am SO SORRY for Trump. Just one more year and he will be gone. As an American, I cannot express how sorry we are. The world will be back to being sane in a short time, but we deserve every bit of punishment we get from more enlightened countries. I just hope you'll remember some of us are good and forgive us :)

REF YOU SUCK

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Anyone here fap with a sex doll and vr headset? I've been using this setup for a month and I can't go back to hand fapping now. Ya'll should try

Mike Breen is the biggest Memeior nuthugger ever.

>obvious charge on Donkey
>"durrr obvious block"

>REF YOU SUCK
based toronto crowd

>A mosque is having a Raptors prayer night
Sasuga, Toronto

He ded too

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This is correct.
Why do you think every boxing/fight goes 1-1 and then is decided in the 3rd?
It is almost never a 2-0 when the rematch happens.

Fucking 3 point spear chuckers

>this collapse
wew

What is Looney's favorite tune, lads?

CUMBACK

Have sex

All they need is for Stephanie or Klay to chuck some 3s and they can keep a safe lead.

Stop pretending like you're not attracted to them we all know they're sexy

which game?

Speak it into existence

No, I'm really not. Shemale is an offensive term. The women you enjoy don't like you using it when you refer to them. They would prefer to just be called women, because that's what they are.

>dmc comes in
>warriors fall apart
peak irony that the guy who was supposed to be the nail in the coffin for the rest of the league has actually dragged them down

CRAPTORS CANT MAKE A DAMN BUCKET

Fuck off pajeet
Trudeau is a pile of shit and you are even worse.

>danny brick

based boogie in to shit up the lead

holy shit kawaii cant make a 3 to save his life

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Refs u suck!

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I remember when a friend first introduced this shit hole to me in 2005. Never thought the site would last this long. Still fun to shit up game threads.

Thomson and Gasol have been the best tonight imo

STOP TRYING FOR THREES YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THEM.

cant wait for warriors to make a comeback and win in game 7

How did Kevin transform into Kevon?
Same as Brian -> Braian?

kyrie and alex jones when

That's it Canada, never shit up NBA threads again if you can't win this

Are the craptors shooting like 20%? This is pretty bad.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP SHOOTING THESE DESPERATE 3S YOU LITERAL GOD DAMN RETARDS

>A snapshot of Toronto:
>A snapshot
>snap

Much easier than dating or getting a gf. Cheaper too.

The primary issue with Basketball as a sport is that it is virtually impossible to play at a fast paced, competitive level without committing a foul.

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enough with the 3s

ITS
FIXED.
MORE GAMES = MORE TICKET SALES YA SIMP

Thanks for educating this guy

JUST AS I TYPED THAT THEY TRIED FOR ANOTHER FUCKING 3 JESUS FUCK.

raptors won't win playing like this

qwerty keyboard

RAPTORS ARE LOSING THE SERIES!!!

Could any of them score a 4 if there was such a thing?

it's over at this rate

Based

There's way too many fouls. People should just stop being bitches and let players get roughed up more.

HAHA AN AMERICAN EVEN MORE KEKD THAN WE ARE
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

We all know the Warriors will hit another wide open three

enough with the demanding foreign aid

We'll see you bros for game 6

What's the score and time remaining?

DON’T CHOKE COME ON RAPTIES!!!

ah! makes sense.

THIS JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE SUCH SHEEP AND YOU DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE ITS MONEY MONEY MONEY. ONLY GUYS LIKE ME AND THIS GUY GET THAT ALL SPORTS ARE FUCKING RIGGED. ITS ALL CHOREOGRAPHED AHEAD OF TIME. THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INVOLVED AS OWNERS AND TRAINERS AND PLAYERS ARE JUST FUCKING DOING OUT A SCRIPT YOU IDIOTS. WHY DO YOU THINK KD TWITCHED HIS LEG MUSCLE AND PRETENDED TO BE HURT? OHHHH IT FITS THE STORYLINE SO WELL! SO MUCH INTEREST IN THE KNICKS NOW!

IT ALL MAKES FUCKING SENSE YOU'RE JUST TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THESE SPORTS ARE ALL SCRIPTED NONSENSE AND YOU ARE JUST SHEEP FOR ENJOYING IT!

Getting fouled on a 3 point? Does that lead to a free throw? 4 in one play.

well, what about Byron to Bryon, or Dwayne to Dwyane?

7 points without KD lmao

Chopping the dick off and stuffing plastic balloons in the tits and asscheeks does not make a man a woman

>guy goes to coach
>hey coach want 250k tonight?
>heres a sack of money if you lose
DURRR
I BET YOU THINK ENTRANCES TO UNIVERSITIES ARE FAIR AS WELL

>alex_jones_foil_hat.jpg

>Thinking the NBA is scripted

Such an old 2006 cringe meme

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>WNBA ads
Yikes

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TORONTO CRAPTORS REALLY GONNA CHOKE WHEN THEY GOT THE BEST CHANCE TO BEAT THE CHAMPS

Don't you have some Palestinians civilians to blow up or something?

Could you imagine being one of the most talented players on the planet and then being told that you have to throw the game? Especially as an emotional test driven negroid? What would you do?

ftw.usatoday.com/2018/05/11-biggest-scandals-in-sports-gambling-history

money over anything desu

IBAKA FINALLY GONNA SHOW UP

84-75 warriors leading
1:30 left in the third

It's not the physical surgery that counts, it is the mental aspect. They are women. Science itself has decreed so.

>Letting Cousins' corpse style on you

My guess is that the guys who can't throw games get filtered out pretty early.

thread #6 when

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I thought the same thing last year when Cavs were down to GSW. I thought “no way it ends this game. They’re gonna stretch it. Especially after Cavs came back down 3-1 to win it all the year before that” and you know what happened? GS won in 4. You’re a moron

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Kerr rushed out a still injured KD in a desperation move that'll probably cost him.

What if Durant decides to not go free agent this summer?

Kawhi won't play this bad again and KD is ded, rapties in 6

>passing to the warriors bench

kek

The biggest choke in Canadian history.

Who else is watching the game on YoutubeTV? This really is amazing or as you guys would say, Based!

kawhi actually choking
kd injury shook him

>thinking its not scripted
People fake shit for a lot less money

>supporting YouTube after they gave in to the lispy queer
nah.

I'm
Based

convincing yourself that you're a fire hydrant does not make you a fire hydrant

kawhi is terrible today

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S ALL SO OBVIOUS THAT IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PROFESSIONAL ACTORS ACTING OUT SCRIPTS EACH NIGHT. THERE IS NO SPORT OR GAME, IT'S ALL PREDETERMINED LIKE FAKE WRESTLING. SOME OF US GET IT AND SEE THE BIG PICTURE LIKE YOU AND I. WE THINK "OHHH BOY HERE COMES ANOTHER GAME 7 SO THEY CAN SELL MORE TICKETS AND EXCITING COMEBACK STORYLINE" AND GUESS WHAT? IT FUCKING HAPPENS!! WOWW WHAT A COINCIDENCE! NOT!!!

All Palestinians are enemy combatants.

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shitposting there sucks. it keeps scrolling too fast.

Kd is out
Kawhi didn't want to play cuz unfair

GO TORONTO

>unironically liking Crowder
Boomer detected.

fuck off k*ke

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Fuck this new The Lion King movie.

Don't
Rapties coming back this quarter don't @ me

only the refs are paid to tilt the odds retard

I'm new here, what does team x in y meme mean?

>5/25 on 3s
yikes

recycle

>Rapties coming back this quarter don't @ me
ITS POSSIBLE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THESE CUNNING JEWS ARE PLANNING MAYBE IT MAKES THEM MORE MONEY IF THEY END THE SERIES NOW. MAYBE ITS A LONG TERM PLAY FOR THEM TO HAVE THE SERIES END AT 5 GAMES, BUT YOU KNOW HOW (((THEY))) THINK. STRETCHING TO 7 GAMES IS EASY MONEY. BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS HOW RIGGED IT IS SO THEY HAVE TO USE JEW TRICKS LIKE THIS ONCE IN A WHILE.

IN OTHER WORDS, IF THE RAPTORS WIN TONIGHT, IT'S A JEW TRICK FOR MONEY. IF THE RAPTORS DON'T WIN TONIGHT, IT'S A JEW TRICK FOR MONEY. YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY SMART LIKE ME TO AVOID JEWISH TRICKERY.

team x puts benis in y's vagina

Fuck you don’t talk shit about my nigga Simba

Oh you’re just shitposting. Gotcha

Get help, seriously.

*Taiwanese

Based

>YESTERDAY I HAD TO DELETE A PICTURE OF MY GRANDMA, WHY SO I CAN TAKE A PICTUE OF MY GRANDMA!

>Asanagi

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Did you really? I doubt it