/hoc/ Laffs Edition

Shall be watching on Wednesday. I have no friends and no life or solid relationships built but I love hockey

>lying
>on the internet
Anyone can just check the poster counter, dumbass. Look, it went up again.
Besides, don't you have a floorsqueak game to watch?

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Hopefully the pipeline situation in Alberta gets so bad that McDavid has to leave

It didn't go up after >93349132 Stop being a faggot.

>I have no friends and no life or solid relationships built but I love hockey
one of us
one of us
one of us

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Based majorityof/hoc/poster

join a beer league or ball hockey league and try to make some friends

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>wanting friends

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Hello, Theodore.

Shall be watching the game on wednesday with my best friends on a chinese cartoon image board

>chinese cartoon image board
The only acceptable version of this meme
Would befriend

not Ted
>pass it to you

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At least these finals have been entertaining at least. Go figure that the bruins needed a players suspended to win two games anyway

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>basketball game scheduled for 6pm
>they start the pregame stuff at 5:50 so they actually start on time

Take note, Gary.

Who needs friends when /hoc/ is made of frens

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Pretty sure the whole point of starting the pregame shit on the hour is so people will actually watch it

Based frens trips

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>comfy is just a code word for boring desu
T. ADHD zoomer

Taint Pooish ruins the Ruins in 7
Tarasenko game winner with less than 5 to play in the 3rd.
>cap it and check em

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*barbashev, but okay

I wanted the >rapties to win the nigger owl but then i realized it would make sean and every other twimkronto sajeets happy

too hot to masturbate

>janny still hasnt pruned the game 6 thread

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I kind of want Toronto to win that just to fuck with the darkies around the rest of the league who'll now have to try to wrap their heads around it.
And I imagine that it'll embarrass the Leafs even further.
>i.e. the meme dinos win playoff rounds, they even have a championship now, what the fuck is your excuse Dubas?

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I wish they let us play at nassau the entire playoffs...

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Quick /hoc/: Which two teams have never won a playoff series in the salary cap era?

maple leafs fersure

>rags
>rags

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leafs and panthlels

we are all here:

""""no"""

what happened to this thread? 93331933
abandoned due to a get?

fuck i mean

yep, /mlb/ dabbed on us, and everyone now just pretends it was a game thread

Any Canadian who pretends to like niggerball is simply bandwagonning, not one of us gives a shit if the raptors win.
I might give a shit if it made ameriburgers seethe, but they would all apparently prefer Toronto to win over California anyway

nevar forget the other team that went up 3-2 to the bruins.
/mlb/ is still a trash general

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it literally was a game thread

It literally was a gamethread made at the end of the game by some retard while there was still a half empty /hoc/ general up

Can you stop posting this

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I know spics are stupid but this is unreal

Stop (you)ing the spics

look we need to look back at history at cup contenders over the past decade or so

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I assume that guy is just being ironic. The guy who did it earlier today was probably legitimately retarded .

What do we think of E3?

I miss the Sedins

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Just did 11 chin-ups lads

Evan Oberg is from the Kingdom of France?

this post has inspired me

Literal shit. Only looking forward to Doom Eternal desu.

ah that makes sense. man that's retarded.

Look who's watching the Raptors.

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based drake and gretzky

Oh how the mighty have fallen

I bet people who watch the NBA only dont know who he is at all

Literally who

he doesn't look too drunk yet

OH NO NO GET IN HERE LADS DON'T BE FAGGOTS I KNOW YOU WANNA WATCH THIS:

Based Wayne channeling some GOAT energy to Kawhi

I saw Morgan Rielly walking down Queen street today. I was so close to chirping him

>shitskinball
>least cardio intensive “sport”
>least minutes of game play
Miss me with that limpwristed low energy shit

..."He said, slowly putting a third Cheeto in to his mouth"

literally its just them shooting 3's the entire game

>chirping him
On what? His career best season by miles?

Its extremely intensive, you are making constant explosive sprints

only the last minute of the apehoop game is relevant right?

2 doesn’t enough for a satisfying crunch :(

its like second half. Basketball is just shoot as much as you can

of being a >laff

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for me? Its white cheddar cheetos puffs or flaming hot limon cheetos

Sure that’s why the players stay out there basically all game

Nah, it's like the last 2 minutes at most.

>*misses the playoffs*

they have a solid prospect core though, and fleeced vegas. They'll be back

going to see a game in Montreal this year. really looking forward to it.

*enters cap hell* say bye to all those dreams

durant has the skinniest ankles i've literally ever seen

>NBA Players get reinjured in a game where they are hurt
>NHL players just play on through it

Based Toronto cheering an injury?

is this a boomer Facebook meme

>cap hell
Zaitsev and Marleau are as good as gone
$20+mil to sign Marner, kap and johnsson
Could not be less worried

yes but without the image

Stop protecting

lol "explosive sprints" more like a 5 sec jog to stand still

who is going to take your garbage for nothing?

I guess we’ll see in good time

winnipeg is fucked tbqh. They have so many contracts in need of making

Things can only get better

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laffsnet and toronto sports network hasnt given you a deluded narrative to parrot yet?

They haven't worked out the mental gymnastics yet

whatever will happen to chab ot and tkachuk?

>muh rapties

Literally any team with cap space in need of some extra offence/offensive defence will take either of them because they know they won’t have to give much in return. Leafs don’t care about the return, they care about the cap space

They're both great and have high ceilings, but knowing our luck they'll become fan favorites, media darlings and Melnyk will sell them for scraps

seeing kip kip in the nba game thread makes me realize how much of a pillar of our community she was

>they have a solid prospect core though
who? it's just cockniemi and suzuki who they fleeced from vegas last i checked, the hasb don't have shit for prospects

look again my dude

>poozuki
wew

can any medfags tell me if smoking weed will help alleviate my fever

...

lol before last season they had a barren wasteland of a prospect pool, literally nothing. you're telling me in 1 season they managed to finally develop some prospects?

romanov, poehling, teasdale, primeau are all high tier prospects in addition to suzuki and kotkaniemi

Give me a (You) and I will turn it into ten (You)s by Friday. I will keep three (3) and you can have the other 7 (seven).

>high tier prospects
only suzuki is, and that was a high draft pick they fleeced from vegass

plus poehling could become really good if he emulates that preformance from the final game last year. Montreal would have been nice to see in these playoffs

Lend me a (you) and I'll give you 3 on Wednesday

Give me a (You) right now or I will cancel the hockey next year and turn this into a cricket general. Your move.

they probably could have beaten tampon gay seeing how hard they jobbed to columbus

Tampa is really just a vegeta of hockey anyway with how often they job

/hoc/ doesn't negotiate with terrorists

Having burgers for dinner lads but on sliced bread and not actual buns

how the fuck are you supposed to consume so much protein without gaining a ton of weight? should i just be drinking shakes all the time?

might pull a devious little prank on /hoc/ before the game Wednesday

i got banned so i haven't posted in /hoc/ for like 4 days

got a warning for saying the n word but since i looked at it i can continue posting

Did you at least toast the bread?

Cut back on the protein, dummy. If you’re not trying to build muscle or something like that, you’re probably getting well more than you need anyway. Eat some vegetables.

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best way to get a good ab workout, lads?

Crunches, lots of them

/hoc/ is ded

Long live /hoc/

everyone’s in the floorsqueak thread I think

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not me

Oh shit the Rapties might do it.

been gaming hard all night

Leafs are about to be a nigger ball country. Pretty sad desu

what are you gaming

MY RAPTIES :)))))))))))

>laffs thread
shall

i like that he dabbed on randy

same what are you playing my dude

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lmao morontostan

hahah fuck Toronto

my rapties :(

Bay Area wins again baby

more like gay area

False flagged as a Craptors fan lad. Got some easy (You)'s out of it

literally never watched a basketball game in my life

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where is that leaf who said this is the first time in a million years that the hockey season lasts longer than the basketball season? lel

nobody that has any dignity, integrity or intelligence has watched one

i just watched one
wasted 2 hrs of my life hoping for the meme win
didn't happen
might not watch the next one
basketball is kinda boring but this series is a big meme in the making (or not)

This cup final is dragging on like a nightmare half expecting a game 8

Game 7? That's a must win, in my honest opinion.

>Toronto choking in another sport

BASED

Every day of my life, I wake up with a smile on my face.
A smile that reminds me that Toronto has never and will never win a championship in any sport in my lifetime. A smile that reminds me that Toronto is the fissured cove, the sunken anus of the sports world that will NEVER understand what it means to win a championship (in any meaningful sports anyways).

Fuck Toronto. Home of the heretic, the hijab, and the homo.
God bless their everlasting misery.

What if the canucks did win that game 7?

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based

Jokes on you im from moose jaw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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I like the raptors and kawhi but hate the city of Toronto so im conflicted

lake ontario mega tsunami when?

Based post.

unequivocably based

Whoever wins game 7...........wins the stanley cup...

Holy based post

youtube.com/watch?v=Fco83e124FE

what the fuck im not on /f/. fucking based to post xiao mei mei

Which one lmao

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>rags
if they won that game 7 it would have been laughable at the fucking rangers to choke away a 3-1 series lead

>Choke away a 3-1 series lead
I'll do you one better

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at least we beat vegas

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fuck Sbisa tbqh

>Sbisa
reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Thanks for him he works GREAT as a spare defenseman

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my rapties :(

I swear to god if it's not these guys...

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but i want the protein since i'm lifting, that's the point

is /hoc/ literally on Yea Forums tonight?

Yes, come join us

>Canada loses ape hoop and hockey both in game 7

please

Good morning /hoc/

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horrible thread

nah i just get bored in the offseason so i might go days without posting

Huomenta

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>Toronto
>Canada

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good post

henlo

>Evan Oberg was a Sovereign Citizen
based?

also not

>true north

Check out my new hat guys

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...

Based

BASED iiconics absolutely dabbing on the shorks tonight

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cant we all just get along

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gross.

STLfag here, enterprise center AND Busch stadium are having sold out watch parties, and win or lose this city is going to riot. It’s gonna be Ferguson on steroids

please god I've been a good christian boy(I haven't) and please hear my prayer
let the game go to OT

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have an eye appointment tomorrow lads

What you got against Hamilton?

Get that "Canada" off my province anglo

right where it belongs, pierre

Gary sent me a copy of the script.

I’ll give you a tease.

There’s a penalty shot in it.

Just the one, huh?

clearly you havent seen the script, leaf

TDEE + 500 calories for bulking, -500 for cutting. Stick to high protein ratio food (chicken breast, venison, whey). Make sure you eat enough carbs and fat too. More carbs if bulking, less if cutting

/hoc/ on Yea Forums is over

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>venison
you actually buy that?

The board's too fast to nurse a thread like that

lads.....

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You don’t buy venison, you hunt it

so kahn is the kings?

>tries to throw a check
>ooh me hip
based geriatric still running around out there like he has a chance in hell

god he’s such a bitch. total cringe that he decided to grow his beard out like a hipster faggot only because hipster millennial faggot burna influenced him.

oh, yeah i wish i could do that. go full joe rogan, but i don't have the means

You can substitute it for stuff like salmon.

i'm eating plenty of fish, beef, nuts, etc but while i'm seeing gainz i'm also gaining too much fat, especially around my chest and stomach. i'm thinking of just saying fuck it and taking 4 shakes a day just for the protein, it's insane how much you have to eat if you want to see some results

eriksson for lucic + pulju + a 5th is actually happening

thinking about how easy it would be to heem anyone one of you right about now tbqhdesu

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*gets raped*

KWAB

Okay so there’s three different sources with minor differing details, but all of them agree on the time of which it happened, which was the summer of 1992, August to be exact. There’s some disagreement on the location. One says it happened in Tennessee during a house show circuit, the other two sources say Georgia.

Nash, who was portraying the Vinnie Vegas gimmick at the time, was brutally raped at gunpoint before or after a wrestling event by an unidentifiable attacker. Nash was said to be scarred for life after the incident and contemplated suicide for almost an entire year before he set his sights on WWF and started anew.

I'm gonna feel bad for the team who picks Kakko. He's going to bust way worst than JP. Kakko disappeared rather quickly once he played real teams in the worlds. His skating is worse than JP at the same age. Kakko's basically a clone of JP but a worse kind.

Even on /hoc/ I can't escape this shit

now that's a hot take

shut up k******

>Dave, the most recent reports place the assailant's ancestry to the middle eastern region, not african in fact
Yes, well um... plans change you see... that'll be $11.99.

Hi, one of your Finns is posting in /mlb/ and he's really sexy

SNOREball

socialblade.com/youtube/user/zackhample/realtime
socialblade.com/youtube/c/thehockeyguy/realtime

Low blow, shannon does his best

>shannon is about to pass steve faggle
oh no no

Boston will take the lead early

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A-and then?

literally any digits even singles will confirm this

hello lads. blues will WIN desu

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lul zack just lost 4 subs

why are >we boomhauer

Bruins will win

Singles and the habs win

No Glory for Gloria

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retard

you are the retard, dumbass retard hahah

I don't want hockey to be over lads

Hockey has been over since 1993

>1 game left
Pretty good playoffs tho

What the FUCK does Gary think I'm going to do for the next 4 months????

sweating while posting on /hoc/?

shannon has lost about 50 subs in the last hour lads

Why does this matter? Did something happen?

why does anything matter user?

oof, just lost 2 more but also gained 1

>babbys first existential crisis

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2011 worst year of my life

why do you assume it would be my first?

I really want one of these cause I live in Vancouver kek. It's too bad they don't sell ironic losers merch like that

jump off a few boats before you talk to me kid

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What do you lads reckon Laine is doing right now?

It's 3:56 AM in Winnipeg so probably listening to natives stabbing each other

I'm pretty sure Laine is in the Turku of Finland and it's noon around these parts

They tend to give the stuff made for failed championship contenders to charity. There are probably a bunch of African kids who believe Hongcouver won Stan Lee Cup and Chinkout didn't happen.
Probably eating lunch. It is about time for that in Tampere.

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listening to the rhonda patrick podcast on jre is really some shit. i really gotta start cutting out sugar

i doubt they make thousands of shirts for 1 night. there are only like 20 skaters and like 10 coaches/trainers on the benches.

banging your mom, probably.

t. nazi

refined sugar is some scary shit

Jamie give me that sugar

have some /hoc/

how?

gonna try to cut out refined sugar and refrain from eating too much pasta, lads

me too. except i just ate a bunch or sour patch kids :/

Based op. Randy is such a faggot. The majority of posts rn are Randy and tranpa furfags which is probs why the threads are so dead. No one wants aids or hill billy itis

it's hard. i buy cookies all the time, and since it's summer i've been getting slushees and ice cappucinos

>listening to a dr. oz wannabe
lmaoing at your life

my problem is night time snacking. i'm a saint during the day but when it's time to watch a movie and go to bed it's all over for me.

They literally make all that champion merch that for all teams reach conference finals in NHL, in other leagues as well in all sports. Champion merch for teams that didn't end up winning used to be burned. All those t-shirts, caps and so on. It all has to be available on the night they win the championship and few following days. It takes time to manufacture and ship all that stuff. Regardless does Bruins or Blues win, they make Stan Lee cup for current year merch for at least both finalists, if not for conference championship finalists.

Generally they used to burn it all for losing teams, but now that isn't environmentally conscious, so they give it to charity and that is probably something they get tax benefits for. It is just shipped into place where it isn't seen.

So it is almost certain that there are bunch of t-shirts, caps and other trash branded with shorks and hurricanes winning Stan Lee Cup in 2019 in some warehouse. At least the stuff that has utility value, clothing in general, will end up as charity in 3rd world countries. Other stuff that doesn't have utility value like flags will be just recycled as material.

Nothing with the hurricanes logo has utility value. Debate me. Oh wait you can't. Checkmate.

i used to have that problem until i started intermittent fasting. now i only eat between lunch time and dinner time

why would they make thousands of these shirts/hats when they only need enough for the 1 night? if they make 50 shirts for the 1 night that is more than enough for the celebration. once they figure out who wins the game they can send their sweatshop slaves to work to make the merchandise for the customers.

noooooo delete this!!!!! I am fragile to banter and cant take it!!!!!!!

You say that in jest but make no mistake Randy is a faggit and a hill billy pusy with paper thin skin

PUKKI PARTY

what's a couple thousand shirts and hats to gary's oligarchs?

FUCK Finland
FUCK Toronto
And
FUCK warwick davis

>mfw some african kid has rare nhl merchandise all for free and doesnt realise it or even what hockey is

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>it's time to make a new /hoc/ thread

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and the whole logistics of sending this stuff to poor children on the other side of the world doesnt seem very practical

equator ass sunbelt poser fucks

What place is the Finland of NA?

can't tell where his asscrack is

Compton, Ca or any Indian casino

that's literally how general buttnaked built the tupac army

Dominican Republic

uhhh, yellowknife?

this

the indian reserve that sam live on

Baton Rouge, LA

Maine

No Maine is good

what the fuck

it's true

Maine is comfy

finland is not comfy

so true

finland may not be comfy, but binlan is :DDDD

i'm up

Reading about bulju right now on jatkoaika and thinking about the great awakening to the tune next season

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He will play in Jokerit next season

Leafs are winning the Cup next year right? Jays may be shit and the Raptors chokers but Leafs will pull through...right?

Digits don't lie.

Just woke up, lads

For me, it's New York Sex Rangers

i've been up for an hour and a half lads

Threadly reminder that Bulju is generational

He WILL awaken next season

>Be Greek
>Invent Europe
>Mutts and inbreds call you not white 2000 years later

didn't invent hockey so how smart could they really be

>Toronto choking in another sport

BASED

Every day of my life, I wake up with a smile on my face.
A smile that reminds me that Toronto has never and will never win a championship in any sport in my lifetime. A smile that reminds me that Toronto is the fissured cove, the sunken anus of the sports world that will NEVER understand what it means to win a championship (in any meaningful sports anyways).

Fuck Toronto. Home of the heretic, the hijab, and the homo.
God bless their everlasting misery.

>that'll be $49.99 plus tip

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nervous about the game lads

haha its been 27 days since the boston bruins played carolina

this is truly an epic pace, gary

Fucking ridiculous at this point

me too bro, me too

Imagine how the players will feel before bed tonight

>Game 7 Stanley Cup Final
>Game fucking 7

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I cannot possibly imagine the pressure. I'm just sitting on the fucking couch and I'm shivering/sweating most of the night.

Let us never forget
youtu.be/HcXxSNrOBks

huomenta

Huomenta my friend

Can't believe how soft vancouver got about 4 games in, they got wrecked

>nhl ends on wednesday
>cfl starts on thursday
SEAMLESS

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Panarin will stay because Columbus is the only team where he would be the biggest name

I honestly dislike these Blues about as much as those Canucks. Fag teams

How could you know dipshit

Just took a large Boston/st Louis

Hello boston

how can one city make you seethe so hard

Which poster should I put on my wall

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What!? How did you deduce that!?!?!

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both are shit

For me, it's St Louis because I live in St Michel

definitely not this guy

For me, it's Boston because I live in a sewer next to a water treatment plant

I just took a Rask

be sure to return him in time for tomorrow's game

Well gonna put Couture then

Haha

a better choice

>the Chicago Blackhawks last Stanley Cup was 4 years ago
Where does time go, lads?

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the sabres is organizationally a failure. they hold grudges and spite over unity

they're like ottawa except everyone forgets about them

imagine the smell

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Oh fuck you weren't memeing

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I woke up thinking it was Friday, then I thought it was Wednesday

Same.
Fuck I thought the game was tonight.

Except they have a future at least

>except

what future is that?
cause the sabres were able to hold a postive win record for 2 months and then the team went right back into the shitter

Best North American hockey lads
1. Finland
2. USA
3. Canada

Stupid yorop

4. Checkslovaksia
5. Switzerland
5.1 Zermany
5.2 Latvia

Snow apes

6. Sweden
7. Russia

a future in buffalo as opposed to not a future in ottawa

bruins

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based finn

reasonably adjusted people: blues fans
mentally-ill criminals: bruins fans

Nobody cares how you feel bawwwwwwston

Hey, stop that

Manwhore

is it cheap to live in finland?

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Depends where you live

@93363149
you cared enough to (You) me

Typical laffs fans

Toronto is going to blow 2 game 7's, how does that make you feel?

Is this how Boston fans watch the games

>Panarin-Barkov-Dadonov

Imagine

Imagine how good an all-dubs team would be

>roy
>lemieux
>gretzky
>messier

Who else?

me

>be tyler bozak
>keep losing to boston in game 7s
>move to st louis
>gonna lose to boston in game 7 again
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACE-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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game 6 hasnt even been played yet you turbonigger

>watches apehoop
>calls others niggers
They are losing game 6 too fag

"warriors in 4"
"warriors in 5"
"warriors in 6"
"warriors in 7"
>b-b-but i dont even watch the sport!!1!!!!!!

Will be looking forward to your damage control in a couple of days.
>muh rapties :(

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im loving your damage control right now!
keep it up lad

Panarin is coming to NY la

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>torontoians triggering the FUCK out of commiefornians and niggers
Based, canada does something right for once

Blues in 7
Barbashev scores to make it 1-0
Boston scores off an own goal, 1-1
Oscar Sunqvist scores game winning goal in triple overtime

go to the apehoop thread you fucking retards

>have a chance to close out a 3-1 series at home
>choke in the last 2 minutes of the game
>torontostan

thank you refs!
truly commiefornia's greatest ally in all sport related conversations

Can we stop talking about the NBA? this general is for NHL shitposting, I believe there is a thread on here for that garbage sport, take it there.

REEEFS HEEEELP US
IT'S OUR TURN!
Pathetic

Fuck niggers

That's a might fine impression of the average warriors fan, friend :^)

>invents hockey and basketball

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>refs do everything they can to hand you the game
>still lose
>blame the refs anyway

based finn

*puts a hand of curry's back*
>FOUL
*manhandle kawhi on his way to the basket*
>FAIR PLAY
figures that commiefornia thinks they were the victims in that game

cringe finn or as I just like to call them, "finns"

Shut the fuck up about basketball

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If they play basketball in Canada do they call it burrrsketball?

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>waaah stop bullying muh rapties

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Who the fuck said that? WHOEVER THE FUCK SAID THAT, STAND UP

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>rapties lead series 3-2
stay scared m8

FUCK
NIGGERS
PERIODT

*sips*
Scared status: not scared at all

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I can't wait until they choke. The whole "Canada's Team" nonsense is insufferable. Almost as bad as when then crap is forced by the media should anyone but the Canucks make it out of the first round.

great thread

Fuck off

t. ed from edmongolian "the city of champions*"
*just dont remind us of the last 30 years

nah, think I'll settle in for some >finnish goaltending

Fuck you. I bet you will be the first on the bandwagon when McDavid and Loui Erickson win the cup next year. Whyte Ave going to be lit.

The Canucks will end Canada's drought in the 2020s

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based

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Yikes!

Ok based

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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thanks gary

>blame the refs
>blame the commissioner
>blame the ice
Is there anything canada won't blame for their shortcomings?

let us relive it
youtube.com/watch?v=0Kc0dNOY1k0

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id blame you, but you're so insignificant that i cant find a reason to

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Seethe and cope babe, seethe and cope

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>tfw name is theodore
>tfw live nowhere near ohio
>tfw don't go by "ted" and think that nickname is dumb
How based am I?

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Not even worth this (you)

>bombston fangay
thank you for confirming your insignificance

Being the 2019 stanley bowl winner is pretty significant desu

>loses 2 game 7's in one year

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except you didnt win shit

>this guy walks up to your gf and draws a 2 minute minor
How do you respond?

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>he doesn't know
The St. Louis POOS aren't gonna be playing Gloria for a very long time

>lead series 3-2
>b-but ur gonna lose game 7!!!!!
advance coping mechanics

By flipping the puck over the glass

absolutely SEETHING and COPING hard in this post

>torontostanians already engaging in pre game 7 loss damage control

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Toronto was leading 3-2 in the first round
Ask them how it worked out for them, sweaty

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>iiiii matter i sweeeeaaaaaar
>first round
glad you understand the difference here

t.

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im glad you think of me as a multi-millionaire user

Toronto pajeets seething hard this morning, I wonder why?

whiter than u juan

>Torontoghanistanian absolute SEETHING right now
dont worry sweaty, next "year" will be the year, im sure LMAO

Imagine being such a shit city of soiboi tech transplants and Irish subhumans that you give Philadelphia a very serious run for the worst people in the country.

Yikes.

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the ever classic "umad" retort
top tier sunbelt banter

wrong thread you dumb niggers

This isn't the eternal laugh at toronto thread?

within a hockey context
nobody cares about cuckhoop

you cared to know toronto was in the finals :^)

why does massachusetts vote democrat?

admittedly i watched the game last night, amazing choke by the raps
who cares? dems and repubs are both the same shit filling the country with 3rd worlders. voting is for retards

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>amazing choke by the raps
yeah it was

Because a lot of the big ballot districts for the national polling is in Boston and the extended Greater Boston area.

But Massachusetts itself can vary. Like for example, our Governor is a republican.

Game 7 is a must win imo

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...

glad you can afford to laugh at something gramps

>lives in a literal caliphate
>Laughing at anyone

Please tell me the hockey gods will let the blues win one more
we can't let the good guys lose bros

blose are reddit

Trips of truth

guess reddit has one coming to them then

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I hope the blues win

>bombston

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hello my loves

Hello my baby hello my honey

fuck you

bonjour mon ami

Bonjour une poutine seevooplay

coming right up

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Based :3

am about to take a huge pre-work missouri

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Got a qtbec thread lined up for the next one.

spare us please
its the same 4 girls and one is not even french

do you boston before or during you missouri?

twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1138498406505164800
blues are done

bonne idée

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typical bawston attitude
dont do your job then cry when someone tells you to do it

only 10 more days until the draft

I would strongly prefer my Boston Bruins winning this upcoming game 7

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no

i hope finland wins the number 1 overall bowl
sweden needs to be taken down another peg

No can do sweet baby doll / Gary

already?

i'm pretty upset the debbies got 1st overall tbqh. it's not that i dislike them, it's just they're the most meh team in the league. i feel bad that kakko has to play there

Don't think swedes care about that as we didn't care about dahlin being drafted 1st overall.

He gets either NJ or NY. Not much of a difference

i care

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next year lucas raymond will be better

How do you do fellow ice hockey fans?

sup uwe

honestly used to coach that little niglet

blues win 5-3 in overtime desu

Guten Abend, Freund.

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>lucas raymond vs brad lambert
finland and sweden cucking north-america of their promising prospects

Am indifferent to as to who wins the game 7 on wednesday

huh wat u mean?

>boston wins
laugh at st poois
>st louis wins
laugh at bombston
can't lose

>bruins win
>bostonian shitposters brag about how >"we" did it

>blues win
>bostonians literally chuck bottles at the blues players

i'm hoping the classier team wins tbqh

laughing at poois would not feel as good bawston though.

i just want a rito

I won't even shitpost if the Bruins win tbqh, this series is too real

If a Blues player died on the ice the Bruins fans would cheer

depends on the player

i'm doubtful of that statement

ded team edition

i generally don't Boston unless i cut myself, user

nice one, checkers

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huh wat u mean?