Chicago Cubs @ Colorado Rockies Official Gamethread

darvish continues his evolution from horrific to serviceable

Nobody cares.

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BOTE WITH AS SOLO SHOT!
1-0

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goatboat

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botie!
schwarbie!

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Back 2 back!

b2b
schwarb on fire

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SCHWARBER WITH A HOME RUN!
BACK TO BACK JACKS!
2-0

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B2b bois, greetings rockies fans

Hello.

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!!!

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RIZZO WITH A 2 RUN HOMER!
4-0

Right, Left, Center
Come on Baez!

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No RISP!

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>3 dinger inning
Wew

>Somehow Jeff Hoffman is the most competent Rockies pitcher right now
lmao what

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>Beating a gassed and dead Cubs team.

But mum silver slugger!

>Watching the back to back to walk to back Jacks
>Watching the real time mass suicide on Yea Forums
What a good day so far.

That didn't touch him, Umpball!

>Getting BTFO by a faces of meth man

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Should be 4-1

excited for anything?

>Being this assblasted by Tony Walters

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Nope, been fun watching /pol/ have a meltdown over the new Watch_Dog game though.
I'm waiting for Nintendo Direct to save E3.

havent touched a watch dogs game since the first one was ass

>darvish
Ffs

lmao

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POOP DARSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Based Nolan

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>POO DARVSHIT

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>cusbs
LMAO'ing at these scrubs

Fuck baseball; this shit is too emotional.

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The Juiced balls at the hitter park strikes again.

>cusb

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>Pebbles show up only after they tie it.
What took you kids so long? Going to stay when you lose the lead?

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

nah yu is trash tier pitching

But I was here the whole time? I have to do my dishes soon though.

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Rockies own ya, cusbs

It will remain one of the greatest bullshot trailers of all time for me.
It was interesting to see how they bastardized Chicago where they get some buildings right, everything else wrong.
>That fucked up mish mash of soldier field and Wrigley field in not Wrigleyvile.
>Turning the water treatment plant into a hotel

>David Bowie

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I’ve been here bud
>he mad

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>/pol/ plays watchdogs

Hard for them to play like that since the political groups they back are the bad guys.

lol

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>Watching the Rockies broadcast
You couldn't get Joe Buck or the ESPN crew to do it?

>Canadian top kek, lad.

The nasaly Drew (((Goodman))) has grown on me. I fear they're grooming Jennie Cavnar to replace him. It's unfortunately not a Spilly episode though.

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>won’t pay $200 a month for tv and internet
>Can’t watch my cubes
Fuck em

I still remember them getting butthurt over Baez blocking Aranado's sign stealing last year saying that sign stealing is fine, but you shouldn't try and block it.

You also shouldn't hug people who could make defensive plays, but whatever.

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Don't click on the bullshit ads.

bilasport.net/game/colorado-rockies-vs-chicago-cubs-17124.html

>Baez outskilling Areando, not once, but twice in the same season
Just give the man his golden glove.

Admittedly it's pretty funny in retrospect.

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Well E3 is shit, so far

>Ray Guy
Do the rockies inject helium into the baseballs?

>A DH gets shot
And nothing of value was lost.

>Talking about videogames when, in 2019, videogames are trash

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The Keanu Reeves reveal was good and just laughing at the guy who said 'You're breathtaking' trying t milk his 15 seconds of fame.

>Playing western games
>in 2019

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>Marquez has a higher pitch count than Darvish.
LOL pebbles pitching.

You should not have been surprised

Baez beats Arenado.
Again.

>shift backfire

based Nintendo will save it tomorrow

>That 'Javy' chant
>That lone 'let's go rockies'
LOL

I'm not surprised, yet I'm still disappointed.
Yeah if the game didn't look like trash it might have been enjoyable. Square enix decided to end theres with pure capeshit, what a joke

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A one man cheering section/wrecking crew.

>RISP

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>Being a graphics fag
>2019
ISHYGDDT

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what are you talking about? the graphics looked alright, I just don't care for the game

>if the game didn't look like trash
>the graphics looked alright

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>if the game didn't look like trash
yeah retard, they released gameplay in august, and it doesn't look fun, so trash.

friendly reminder the shecongo cubes are for butt loving gaymen

BREAKING: Big Papi is killed...new at 10

You're allowed to have your opinion, even though you're wrong.

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the game is gay and will be gay

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>Weeb furry shitcongo gaymers

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you should feel bad for liking the game

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What a pathetic thread.. oh right, it's a cusb gamethread.

someone kill the idiot

Being this jealous of these superior gamethreads

yeah, its even more embarrassing than usual

Hey, I'm trying man. I had to do my dishes and I made a smoothie.

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Thanks for nothing Monty. This is why Chatwood is the long inning guy and back up starter.

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>Getting BTFO by a 50 year old man

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this is all your fault

>Taking steroids
>2019

LITERALLY the longest HR in baseball this season.

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Astrix because it's at Coor's Field.

>Mad his shoebox of a stadium is only like 200ft to center

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What's with all the video game fags in here?

Cubs fans are literally gay furry Yea Forumsirgins.

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still not as bad as all the colorado normalfag phoneposters

Awww, the Pebbles think they can bantz...
Remember when you got swept by the roid sox?

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Lmao colorado cucks are dead quiet and submissive until they are up by one run.

>Doesn't win for literally 108 years
>Wins ONCE and talks shit
OK

I've been shitposting the whole time.

>Build a Al meme park
>Kick people out for following the time honored tradition of throwing back opposing team home run balls
>Talking this about other, superior Parks
I'm laughing.

>First and third
>No outs
>Baez up
Fun time!

ROOKIES
>ROOKIES
ROOKIES
>ROOKIES
ROOKIES
>ROOKIES
ROOKIES
>ROOKIES

Holy shit that choke

BAEZ WITH A FIELDER'S CHOICE TO SCORE BRYANT!
5-5

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Holy shit why does Cargo throw his bat so much?

Vegas need to make an over / under line on the amount of gold chains Baez is wearing.

>Cubs homobois show up as soon as they tie the game
lmaoooooooo

LMAO ARE YOU KIDDING ME CARGO

Lost his helmet lol.

Still tied it. We can hope the pen can hold the line until we get to the top of the order again.

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will it be cubs rockies dodgers brewers again?

>Needing meme hits to win

lmao

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lmfao getting a base stolen by Daniel "35 BMI" Murphy

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Looks like the Pebbles, D-backs, and Padres are in a blanket finish in terms of games back from the Doyers.

Should have been a triple anyway, but at least he probably fucked up tapia being in his line of sight.

Cishek why...?

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Lol cishek cmon mane

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This is your fault.
Cursed image has cursed Cishek.

i still kek every time

WHAT THE FUCK

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it's just a portrait guys

Who here /Rocktober/?

It makes me feel uncomfortable. Luckily, I have Nolito to ward off evil spirits.

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>MFW it's Rockies Cubs again, but at Coors this time and there's 30 total home runs in a 13 inning game

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>Implying you won't lose to the Boors after Kimbrel allows the Cubs to run away with the central.

make it NLCS now that would be fun

Would't it be funny if Schwarber hit a Schwarbomb right now?

Oh Jesus it's Rockies fans vs all the transplantfags in a chant war. Go home you faggots.

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Davis cucking the Cubs for not paying him. Based

no one here lives in colorado

gg rocks

At least Schwarber didn't get umpballed that time.

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booo
gg rockies, see ya tomorrow

I thought I did, but now I'm not sure.

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This.

gg rockies, dammit schwarb

yeah, I still wish the FO would've got him he was amazing in 2017 and when he was with the royals

I loved Davis too. It's ironic because Kimbrel is getting same amount of money almost for less years.

because they finally realized that bullpens actually matter