OFFICIAL texas rangers @ boston red sox GAMETHREAD

actually he was already caught and his town almost murdered him before police got there

twitter.com/Masterfliip/status/1137929109282140160

hello yes astronaut here

ssshhhh
papi sleeping

They should bury big papi under the mound at Fenway so that pitchers can stand on the shoulders of a giant.

ok breaking news everyone already know just enoy the nice post ok

just regenerating HP

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fielding expert papi taught him

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papi also taught devers devers face

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chris sale perfect game pointing to sky after every pitch keeping big papi in his thoughts and prayers

guys i have nesn softball team news

we made the world series again

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ok thanks for the update any updates as to david ortiz???

horny toads btfo lmao

they can rebuild him, they have the technology

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they won but ok

WE FREAKING LOST THE WORLD SERIES IN GAME 7

also we made enough currency from getting to world series that i bought mookie and im trying to flip him for 2-5k more than i spent so i can buy chris sale

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tried really hard to make papi shoot about me today when i was talked about it at dunks and then work and then gas station home each time saying yes i saw on my phone when it happneed yes i followed updates all nights yes i was so feel bad me me me

get owned loser

lets take papi a pete bluebird when feel better

no let's take him to amusement center

lets take papi out of dominican republic forever

chris sale perfect gmae he got the words big papi tattooed on throwing arm minutes before first pitch AMAZING

lets take you long walk short pier
me on top of pier

>the wnba season is heating up
i seriously doubt that

did you ever hear the phrase 'amusement center ' before last night feel like someone just pretended a translation and now everyone's writing and accepting it as a thing without second thoughts

stop josing around and play ball idiot holt

wow eyes of badal mujahid

i grew up at an amusement center

OKAY DUDE

plymouth.wickedlocal.com/news/20180516/ryans-amusement-center-to-open-in-plymouth

papi

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youtube.com/watch?v=dZ_swBE-mJw

what if they renamed team to the 'papis' hahahaahaaha

our fucking ceety papis

papis is already a team STUPID

how did that batter just spit out of his nose

so what i started a band called taylor swift WAY before the one you know and they still just LET her take it

that's called cumming idiot

(removed) the fuck down

cant believe papi dead

why is jerry so DUMB

wow great bobby poyner lore

is that cannon

Where was Hanley Sunday night this man has ties to notorious drug cartels

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busy shooting papi

This is a credible theory

great reporting michele

cant believe hanley got shot

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whose andrew

psuedonym you saw breakig bad? like heidigger

>you saw breakig bad?
no i dont watch tv or movie

you ever ben lnoley

watching red sox on tv right now

no i just read this thread while playing video game

first true post you ever made

I bet it was somebody from Lawrence those Lawrence Dominicans are no good

i had a lot of fun at the /nesn/ pawsox meetup this weekend hopefully we can all meet at fenway this season :)

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official game officially

me on ice bench

me on the left

rip everyone from lawrence genocide after explosions nesn REFUSES to acknowledge still

rest in peace lawrence gas explosions amusement center

me already leave to find kayem hotdog

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wtf is that legal

I heard it was Dominicans that did it

actually theats REAL baseball not spin rate launch angle

peanut purchased

all joking aside papi got shot through the liver and this is really bad

WTF

BOOOOOOOOOOO

i need money

how much you need my friend

soon ammonia will flood brain

1 5 dollar bill 2 twenty dollar bill 8 1 dollar bill

ruining my liver tonight in solidarity

i can give you 2 twenty and 1 ten and 3 ones NO MORE no less take it or leave it

>its going on sale JEW-LIE-NINETH
what did jerry mean by this

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everyone weeping for big papi forgot NICK CAFARDO

read

again because i am NOT going to repeat it

Serious though did they find the guy that did it cause I would see if Hanley had an alibi

yes him name hamburglar wanted by interpol for steal a food and shoot a papi ok

maybe if u read thread u see they caught him and beat him up already linked it once

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>maybe if u read
never learned

new benintendi sucks at first base

wtf they really put criminals in the back of a pickup in the Dominican? lmao

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Ok sorry planting hedges just got home what the fuck is going on for real I heard it was a robbery now it’s an assasination

stop policing dominicans

>Ortiz was banging this Domican thot
>recently bought her a new car
>was the ex of the shooter
>shooter goes to club to get revenge
wtf i hate ortiz now....

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i wish ortiz buy me car

you at amusement center
me on top of motorcycle

me calling u fag every time u drive by

me calling up you internet host and get you thrown off internets for a hate speech

Why would he have to go to some shithole country to get laid

he lives there

well?

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because he's married

yes him live in miami (in a shithole country) lolololololoolol

loooooool

What was his alibi on Sunday

gayy sex with roommate

This guy knows

lmao took me wahwile but simply lmao

when did run score

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is chris sale an ace

did you ever want a gf

watned and had farted and sharded

yes i when i was younger then i got one and she make me so mad i throw phone on ground and smash it

my friend at work tell me story about him wrestling his son last night and son farted really loud and then had funny look on his face and friend said ok lets go again and son said no ih ave to go to bathroom need new shrorts and shirt

did you tell him about snapchat gf

how long is the flight from dr to boston

2 games length

hi space shuttle take 1 ten minute

hair fuck?

you think dr papi helping him

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any1 remember when chris sale career over

>He's gonna make it
booooo

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where's guerin

barnes looking like jeff mangum

VERY insensitive making jokes about beatles who were shot on this big papi being shot day

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

old f*g has posted

willl kimbrel come save ninth

Just so you know, you really are here forever.

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Hungover

looool attempted cheater owned and embarrassed

WHAT THE FUCK DON'T COLLAPSE BIG PAPI HAS TO LIVE

RESIGN KIMBRELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING CLOSING HOW DOES IT WORK

a solid variation on a classic favorite

No this is gay

gay meaning good

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE ASSHOLE

WTF WHY DOES BARNES WANT PAPI TO DIE

barnes pitching like jeff mangum

now THAT is a good post

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Me papiing myself

same now

I’m really mad this team does not have it this year I am so mad I won’t re fuck this shit Dave is fucking idiot and everyone over performed last year so mad

TEN FUCKING TEN FUCKING BLOWN SAVES

>10thown save tonight
Wtf

Wish Barnes was in club no papi

you in club
me taking cell phone of surveillance cam

who needs kimbrel they said

how many blown saves did he have last October? Go ahead I'll wait

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Sup guys? Miss me yet?

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You throwing phone on ground after gf leaves you for chad

hembree new closer your thoughts?

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i buy drink

I am so mad I won’t re fuck this shit

I don’t know if he should have been shot but there should have been some consequences for wearing that shirt

stop fashion policing

IMO Barnes should get another chance

DO SOMETHING XANDER

hi that shirt made for the grand army of the republic during a battle of a bulls run ok very patriotic never type again about that one shirt

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DO
SOMETHING
DEVER

can't lose on world champs of the amusement center champ world nite ok lets go why not

2018couldnt 2019 can and probably will

Preemptive dfa devers now

WTF STRAIGHTEN IT OUT YOU MORON

long strike

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POSTEMPTIVE DFA DEVERS

DEVERS YOU FUCKING MORAN

i thought he was beating the rundown

that was something...

Always play dead

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hotl won't do SHIT

red sox LOSE

big papi sleep

Holt dubs walk off

Why not pinch hit Vazquez idiot cora

Fucking fly overs so dum

FOOLISH POST VERY OK

ok good hit holt sorry holt for saying you wouldnt just been feeling really pessimistic lately

Ok but Vazquez would’ve hit home run to win the game

OMFG

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marco hernanez walk off who doubts it

HOLT HATERS BLATED THE FUCK OUT

FUN FACT HOLT IS THE ONLY PERSON TO HIT FOR CYCLE IN PLAYOFFS

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WTF

wtf holt???? APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR APOLOGIZNG

WHAT THE FUCK HOLT???

WHAT THE FUCK

hi what just happened at a fenway park (boston)

??????????????????????????????????????????????

Red sux base running strikes again

Fun fact holt is the only person to run into injured list out June 10th 2019

alright.

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drug lord hired a brock holt to run on no chance to home ok

that wasn’t the smartest play I have ever seen

honest ly if you were brock holt i'd tell you right now to your face that that was a BAD PLAY

big papi just groan in him sleep

I remember when I ran through a stop sign in high school and scored

Rolling in grave

youtube.com/watch?v=mM9gYyzS-2c

i remember when i put you in trash can in high school

yes it when him born lmbo

You running through stop signs hitting car losing license

loooo

I remember when you only sat alone and ate fluff sandwiches at lunch and became fat fuck from Springfield

hi i want go to one golden corral why not

alexa how far is springfield from taunton

woah.... i guess... hembrees the closer now....

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alexa how much is big mac and parking ticket for park on a grass strip in middle of street divide

Imagine putting anyone but Barnes in and we never had this ininf or talk

some posts in this thread lately really good too good actually to ruin with reply

which posts

zac brown band play a tour of roxbury wow

can’t believe that one poster kill papi in high school

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oh no not a rains on a night of champs

Mom doesn’t let me go to roxbury have to run to car after forest hills stop

if mookie is actually good he will walk off five run grand slam right now

I wonder if the faggots in the DR behind the Papi shooting even realize how fucked they are for going after someone close to John Henry.

hi i uber cab you one stop i take from forest hills to end of castle island ok you be safe by a ocean and a winds

john henry and wife actually so scary i wouldnt be willing to express this if not anonymously

Yeah motherfucker will change a street name yo

Can that one poster identify which spots he was referring to

I remember when they tow my car and have to take Uber through Roxbury never again

Post your address

any1 want to go to millis to find a foods?

lool

4 Jersey st Boston MA 02215

him house cardboard box so it have address from a mail on it

IDIOT

any1 want to go to dr for drink and amusement center

really happy chavis at plate now instead of jd martinez

really happy bogaerts is at the plate now and not stephen drew

imagine Red Sox win in the 9th and we never have any of these posts

Lets go baseball tavern

Rude
No mom won’t let me go to Roxbury
Happy now?
Ok now what

any oldfags remember the time waitress kick me out back door of chinese restauraunts for too many a whiskey and i climb big hill and think i find a stonehenge but it really a porta potty broken in half by something i don't know what though

oh ok xander didn't want fastball down middle i guess

was waitress cute whats her number whats her address

Fucking chinks no ticky no laundry

hi she obasan she live in a near a chinese restaurant wow

You ruin my birthday dinner at kowloon

A/s/l

just like how matt barnes and brock holt ruin my night tonight both whites youll notice

she say "u drunk" i say a "i no drunk when i get here" lolololololololo

Has anyone noticed how Chinese food sucks now Kowloon use to be king but they have been lately too

wow what a quick witter you are too bad you dont display such in our threads

Barnes black and Holt Muslim you injured

i on mission go to every chinese restaurant in a commonwealth maybe avoid those ones that are takeout with one two table

these ones switch suppliers like every week its impossible to do a business relationship with the chinese restaurant they literally take all prices each week from every supplier and choose cheapest they dont care about product at all its embararssing

i only speak so good when i have a too many whiskey ok

Why you watching this? Nba finals on.

literally dont know what that shit is

they buy a stupid batter french fry from a truckdriver instead of a good french fris with no stupid coating i so mad

Me going to restaurant in Chinatown with friends from northeastern to buy scorpion bowl underage

whats such point mookie

the legend of a cold tea in chinatown wow
now i go a chinatown that one big one look like a opera sure

I’m not OOTP baseball genius but maybe not pitching to him

Fuck that other guy u sound fun I have no friends that like Red Sox and like to get drunk that’s what I like

whys brasier sucked now

oh ok idiot you want him just stand there til we all fall asleep

FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING BULLPEN HOW DOES IT WORK

U should start website one chopstick everybody knows the rules

WHAT THE FUCK

ok fuck thias and kill myself

ass

if we lose you'll find me hanging from my closet

i dot like when they say andrews reminds me of hanley

SHAVE YOUR FUCKING NECKBEARD AND LEARN HOW TO PITCH GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

I never played ootp sorry

aaaaaaaaaaaas

LOL

NOMAR YOU SUCK

First David now these posters this is my worst birthday ever

Are u chink there was like a really good Chinese restaurant in my town run by an old chink who use to wear shirt and tie everyday than one day he gone and some young chinks there trying to sell sushi Thai and Chinese now everything is shit I think older generation sold out honest to god I don’t know if it’s my pallet but American Chinese food use to be so good now it is so bad I think it’s a conspiracy thanks trump

wtf kinda insensitive to show that on camera when not everyone have a gf who kiss them and put hands on shoulder at game.....

how many more lives do 2019 red sox need to put into grave before they are dfa for good

this man just tried to hit his own head out to center field for a single

haha idiot hit himself

Kinda like Wing-It being bought by Chinese Muslims. TRY OUR NEW PEAPOD KABOB.

more posters lost my birthday than 2018 lawrence genocide

ok turn the lights out game over moment of silence go home wow don't fall down on a green line

if you go to pete bluebird you never have problem with chinese

not true i at a pete bluebird once and called a chinese on the phone to tell them they were chinese ok they were problem

green line doesnt go to forest hills, have to take orange from ruggles

any oldfp*sters remember dever and holt injuring this game

ok mr dj man hand out some popeyes coupons haha wiggywiggy scratchachunka ornageornage boom boom train wackawacka

Liz’s diamonds is better

how do you stop pollen form shitted all over your car at night

hi run hose on a spray all night over a car

Me doing 20 push-up 20 crunch every commercial getting round hill beach body by summer

pete bluebird need to sue (fiqh) a regal bellingham movie for not have a recliner seat

papi live cam cheering fans ambulance beatlemanian

remember dj night train

youtube.com/watch?v=IcPaT0Hel2U

it's june 10th and was like 85 today

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Brock holt hr dubs get

wow!

ediningexpress.com/live20/233/488/

me red hat

Hampton Beach best beach

do NOT click this

horse neck warmest waters

ok dfa whole team thanks

What the fuck?

Eagles Challenge
Five pounds of burger, twenty pieces of bacon, twenty pieces of American cheese.
$69.99
Furious "Pete"
5lbs of burgers, 20pcs of bacon, 20pcs of American cheese, 5lbs of fries and a deli pickle.
$59.99

sound like that one poster first and second dinner LOL

FUCKING WORST DAY SINCE PEDRO DAY

dfa

dfa my self my man

Cora should have never spited trump

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ok imagine Red Sox win in the 9th but we never had all these great posts

That’s TEXAS style pitching right there going after them with the HEAT! GOAT Nolan Ryan would be proud. -Deep in the heeeeart of Texas!

what idiot online ordering omelet at this hour

finally you posted

Why are Red Sox threads so weird

loollololololololool

Why do we even have a bullpen? I sick of Sale pitching great games and then the bullpen tossing the game away like a bunch of retards.

>I sick of Sale pitching great games and then the bullpen tossing the game away
name one time this happened

Today

sorry this is my first inning