*wins Copa America*
*wins Copa America*
unironically GOAT desu
Wins people's support
*forces hundreds of thousands of his citizens to emigrate here*
based. what a leader. inspiring
Would be okay with this.
Fuck Maduro and fuck communism.
*Wins Copa America*
*is righteous
FUCK CAPITALISM
FUCK IMPERIALISM
FUCK CIA NIGGERS
FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
Oh shit.
Based maduro
Yeah unite but in Venezuela and take back all your refugees. Tyvm
*blocks your path*
just kidding lol
Messi being a known right libertarian will try extra hard against memezuela
Why are south americans so epic
Unironically have a ton of latino friends, wish I had a house there
how can his people hate him with that mustache?
With the way Venezuela is going you could probably afford a mansion and a sexual slave there for a half eaten frikandel and whatever you've got on your wallet right now
*burns your humanitarian aid*
what now p*ssy
Based fuck American imperialism lmao
baste
>implying commies wouldn't confiscate it the day after you buy it
why in the fuck are Japan and Qatar in this competition?
t. American
because you need to lose weight
Japan always gets invited as a guest because sudacas are weebs
Qatar because they bribed their way in, have a bunch of “naturalised” hues in their team and there’s usually a random other guest team
Why the fuck is socialism/communism still a thing? It's fucking retarded
Why are humans still a thing?
They're fucking retarded.
I'm gonna fuck your gf in Cartagena tonight just for that one, Paco
Jokes on you, I never had a gf.
I also don't live in Cartagena. Enjoy your tourist trap.
>tourist trap
What did he mean by this?
Half Qatar's team is actually brazilian
Every tourist is given a qt trap to fuck.
El hombre basado...
*wins redditamerica*
>you can see their determination, they're hungry for goals Martin no doubt about it
Based Maduro and based communism! Death to USA pigs!
that's the real danger with investing right now, who knows what'll happen after (if???) the coup happens
Holy shit, I love you.
hopefully that'll make venezuelans go back to their country
hopefully
*decapitate guaidog*
Yeah, I am sure it was (((him))), right.
Yes yes HOWEVER