*wins Copa America*

*wins Copa America*

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unironically GOAT desu

Wins people's support

*forces hundreds of thousands of his citizens to emigrate here*

based. what a leader. inspiring

Would be okay with this.
Fuck Maduro and fuck communism.

*Wins Copa America*

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*is righteous

FUCK CAPITALISM
FUCK IMPERIALISM
FUCK CIA NIGGERS
FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

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Oh shit.

Based maduro

Yeah unite but in Venezuela and take back all your refugees. Tyvm

*blocks your path*

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just kidding lol

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Messi being a known right libertarian will try extra hard against memezuela

Why are south americans so epic
Unironically have a ton of latino friends, wish I had a house there

how can his people hate him with that mustache?

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With the way Venezuela is going you could probably afford a mansion and a sexual slave there for a half eaten frikandel and whatever you've got on your wallet right now

*burns your humanitarian aid*

what now p*ssy

Based fuck American imperialism lmao

baste

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>implying commies wouldn't confiscate it the day after you buy it

why in the fuck are Japan and Qatar in this competition?

t. American

because you need to lose weight

Japan always gets invited as a guest because sudacas are weebs

Qatar because they bribed their way in, have a bunch of “naturalised” hues in their team and there’s usually a random other guest team

Why the fuck is socialism/communism still a thing? It's fucking retarded

Why are humans still a thing?
They're fucking retarded.

I'm gonna fuck your gf in Cartagena tonight just for that one, Paco

Jokes on you, I never had a gf.

I also don't live in Cartagena. Enjoy your tourist trap.

>tourist trap
What did he mean by this?

Half Qatar's team is actually brazilian

Every tourist is given a qt trap to fuck.

El hombre basado...

*wins redditamerica*

>you can see their determination, they're hungry for goals Martin no doubt about it

Based Maduro and based communism! Death to USA pigs!

that's the real danger with investing right now, who knows what'll happen after (if???) the coup happens

Holy shit, I love you.

hopefully that'll make venezuelans go back to their country

hopefully

*decapitate guaidog*

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Yeah, I am sure it was (((him))), right.

Yes yes HOWEVER

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