Tony bless thread

They have inferior bone structure.

Who is your favorite ufc fighter Justin Bieber or Logan Paul? For me? Glad you asked. I’m a big fan of Jeremy kimball

The higher your actual IQ, the lower your fight IQ.

Sugar is sugar you fucking retard

Feel free to look up the benefits of jaggery yourself. It's surprisingly nutritious.

>khabib sits down on the stool, confident in how the fight is going
>another decision win for sure
>wrestlefucking Tony just like he has everyone else
>but somethings different this time
>khabib looks up
>he sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face
>he should be on the stool
>at least his face is all bloody, usually khabibs opponents don’t look this rough
>it’s looks pretty weird though, there’s no visible cut, just a spray of blood spread around his face
>khabib puts his hand to his own face
>khabibs stomach sinks as he brings it away, he’s bleeding heavily
>that’s his blood covering Tony’s face
>he looks up at the display screen, >he barely recognises the face he sees
>he starts to panic, he’s never seen so much of his own blood
>he looks back over at the man standing across from him
>Round 2

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Both Bieber and Logan are /ourguys/. Ridiculous question.

Well, that's just plain wrong, mate. But I'm phoneposting and you're uncouth, so I have no desire to type out paragraphs with citations.

Was beiber being ironic?

Who else wants their face rearranging?

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Prime Tom Cruise flushes Beiber

Do these look like the arms of a joker to you?

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very hq thread if you ask me

Now THIS is a fight I want to see.

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I am 99% sure they have met with McGregor in some high-end place. McGregor asked him about his problems with Nate. They both bad-mouth him and McGregor told him about a star fight he would like to make and how he wants to find some famous people to make even more money than Paul brothers. Then the tweets happened

he was shook
round 1 he felt in control but tony was barely warming up
round 2 tony was at 50% strength and canboy was torn apart

Based

nice job with not putting heem in the title i've spent the past 25 minutes looking for the thread who is your favourite female fighter?

anymore shots like this of fighters in the shadow realm?

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None, you weirdo.

Who's the most mentally ill poster on heem? Excluding spammy since that's obvious.

Tony cucks

There was one TUF fight, where because of the lack of a crowd you could hear the throaty groans of the knocked out fighter, like he was struggling for air and failing.

"being with espn has been incredible
we're going to break the record this year or ticket sales
record year for us
ratings... have been incredible
bar business... incredible
what's even crazier is that our ppv business OUTSIDE of the states has grown since the espn deal
every single part of our business has grown
on espn+ we're pulling the numbers we were pulling on fs1
fs1 is in 89 million homes, espn+ in a little over 2 million"

youtube.com/watch?v=lRH10Cmw8J8
6:35

does this mean the fighters are getting paid more?

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absolute lmao at how rev'd and flushed you are

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does she heem suarez?

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Quality meme

Beibs with 6 months training would wreck Cyborg

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the guy that got KO'd by Matthew Riddle and also broke his jaw, he was moaning and crying like a faggot being raped and everyone got super awkward inside of the gym because of it

Based

Probably me tbqh

kek

me on the right

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Everyone lame enough to not be in the /heem/ whatsapp group.

>tfw you will never fuck cerrone's eyepussy

why was tony very unmotivated until cerone took him down?

I fucked up. I tried to make it first time but got an error for some reason and when I tried the second time Clover saved "Tony bless" but "HEEM" in the name field was lost
UFC pays more than it's competitors and that's about it. It's honestly pathetic how a company that has 600+ fighters makes so few good fights

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getting taken down activates all of the training he's done over the years for khabib. cowboy stood no chance after that, just like lee didnt

allegedly ONE pays more

he’s right you know? if porier or khabib pulls out they will first call mcgregor sans if not they will call cerone because dana hates tony

Absolute unit.

Cerone activated Tony's chip by accident

What are the best already booked UFC fights? I'm seeing a lot of hot garbage fights on wikipedia.

Wonder what it’s like to walk in any room in the world and immediately take the alpha role. Basically I wonder what it is like to be Brendan Schaub.

those two fight nights after jones vs thiagos look abysmal lmao

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ryan hall vs elkins is the only good one

oh its a pealst my man. s'nodda walk inna park though, it's toulgh.

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>TBD vs TBD
Peach of a beast, but I don't want to see ukrainian mohawk fight so soon after he got kneed to death on short notice.

Activated Tony is a muntser of a fighter

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Um tellin ya man, um tellin ya. Waiden see whutappins.

i mean... i'm looking forward to khalabeeb - dastin
i'm also looking forward to bobby - adesanya
the dc - stiopic rematch shouldld be good also
the masvidal - askren fight should be funny
nunes - holm should be the definitive flushing of holm
holloway - edgar
diaz - pettis
yoel - costa
ngannou - jds

ufc 241 has the best main event of the year i think

not a shit load of great fights but if you're not paying for it (which i'm not because over here it's on free tv lol), it's pretty cozy t b h

Ladd is going to get her forehead cracked open

>the masvidal - askren fight should be funny
It will be a wrestlefuck between two hypejobs. I still can't believe Askren managed to get a can fight, while also making it look like a big profile fight.

feel bad for chiesa

Fuck Tony
little bitch

I'd beat him, the only reason these pro fighters can't beat him is because lets be honest, pro fighters are not very intelligent

I think ONE pays UFC fighters extra like UFC pays PRIDE fighters. If ONE pays for than UFC everyone than it's definitely the future of fighting

Tony got full mounted by Lee. Kahbib will fuck Tony up.

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They have different styles of wrestling tho

Based but let's not assume Dustin will lose

uhm but tony beat him anyways?

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you now remember tyron "the chosen one" woodley
all he had was the belt
the guy has no actual fans
no one tunes in to watch his fights
he's been booed repeatedly
even his own promoter has shat on him repeatedly
he must've known that the belt was his only leverage
he must've known that without the belt he would go back to being an absolute no one yet again
*phone rings*
it's dana
"what's up tyrone! (he knows his name is tyron, but he doesn't give a fuck)
hope you're healing up from that injury"
"hey dana! thanks for calling
i am man
things are looking good
can't wait to get my strap back"
"alright listen tyrone
i got a fight for you
we're looking to have you fight neil magny... in denmark!
tyron looks in the mirror
suddenly his life flashes before his eyes
a tear runs down his cheek
everything he ever worked for
everything he ever wanted
all of his hopes and dreams
*poof* (meaning: they're gone)
it's all gone
and there he is
back in the abyss

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No shit, Terrone got a a bodylock like nothing

and where did thast get kevin?

Cringing at your life hard right now

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logan wrestlefucks him

So im guessing beiber has a new album coming

I’m thinking we need a special season of TUF. Conor coaches Conor, Schaub coaches Logan. That one is for free Dana, next great idea is gonna cost you.

tmz.com/2019/06/10/dana-white-lorenzo-fertitta-nfl-ufc-owner/
i wish "dana" bought the patriots

i wanna see cruise though. that guy would literally be the biggest spaz in training guaranteed

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Aren't these guys like 5 weight divisions apart?

yeah. Khabib's is infinitely superior
Kevin is a gaslet. Khabib can go all day. this "third round break" narrative legit requires a room temp IQ to believe. he constantly dictated the pace and engaged vs Al and Conor in the third rounds and threw like a combined 250 strikes between those 3 rounds. he didn't gas, he just wanted to practice his standup. his cardio is super-elite.

flyweight logan paul deletes bieber & the entire division
wake up max

we all know you are trolling anyways brother here’s a (you) for your baiting

>between those 3 rounds
meant 3rd and 4th vs Al and 3rd vs Conor

>retarded taco responds to you
theres no worse feeling on heem

El Cucuy by attrition

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I think it was a heat of the moment thing. If your nose is broken you want to relieve the pressure, and that's all you're thinking about. Especially after being knocked around for 5 minutes.

At the end of the day you're outlook on life is either Brendoes, or Brendoesn't.

Make the right choice.

I think so too. If you watch the footage, he tries to pop the balloon under his eye like a cyst at one point.

Khabib isn't a gaslet, but he does slow down at points.

Fuck that shit btw. like if youve ever had a nose bleed, it fucking sucks having all that blood tickling the inside of your nose, imagine if you had clots of blood and a broken nose and just got blasted in the face on top of all that.
Like an itch on the inside of your face, how could you resist trying to releive that sensation.

Or if anyones ever had that weird itch, like, inside their ear that comes around into your throat and shit (maybe just me idk) and you start doing a whole heap of retarded shit like poking at your ears to try relieve it or sratching under your jaw and shit.

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Looks like DC 2bh

luke stop comparing ur nosebleeds due to anemia to fighters u wanka

WHERE U AT MCNUGGET YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?!? DEFEND OR VACATE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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>tfw you realize even if tony gets a title shot he will be almost 40 and have a short reign
It’s tough

idk man everything about tony is weird so him successfully defending until he's 50 would be normal for him

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he just had a fantastic performance against Cowboy, stop saying this oh he'll be 60 years old and washed up shit, I just called Tony and told him what you said and he said tell user to fuck off

Why would any young fighter WANT to retire from a professional MMA career?
If you can make a living by fighting, WHY would you retire? Because you want an office job? Unlikely, because only the biggest goof in the world would prefer working some bum office job to fighting.

I should become a fighter. I'd heem half of these goofs into the schaubrealm.

Posting Sage because Dana is trying to convince him to retire.

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lel, can not unsee now. Id give you gold if I havent spent all my money on my little pony merch, dear sir

u sound fat and weak

/mygirl/ Nanaka will be fighting at Deep Jewels 24.

Just imagine her sucking your balls and stroking your staff.

FUCK DANA

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Everyone gases though, if move ineffectiveley, your going to gas, unless your on epo or some shit.
And everything khabib does is clean as fuck. He has a complete mastery of sambo techniques, to the point where he expends very little energy doing what he does. The key is to through him off and make him work for the takedowns and top position without expending too much of your own energy, which is pretty much impossible because, like I said, Khabib knows exactly what he wants to do and how to do it.
The best strategy for Khabib is to take him out of his comfort zone (striking) or to be comfortable with his top pressure (this is why people wanna see tony fight him.)
Khabib becomes a war of attrition either way, because trying to move in and out while striking (michael johnson tried this, did well for about 2 mins, then got taken down because takedown range extends further than you can move out after landing strikes, so khabib just has to get your timing down)

I don't know how the fuck anyone can beat khabib actually, I think you just have to be an all around great like GSP, someone who is comfortable taking it to the ground while having meticulously perfected standup.
Fuck i dont even know where im going with this anymore lads

Is that what that is? lmao i should get that checked out

weebs like you need to be carted off to a Chechen camp

Apply a faceapp's female filter on the image

shut the fuck up luke

just looked up the symptoms and i think i might actually have anemia hahah

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i cant
hope somebody else will help
>implying it's even needed

I'd scoop out your eyes and fuck your eye-holes in the Octagon, bruh. And I'd do it legally, with everyone watching and the ref letting it go on.

lol I'm sure. fuck off back to your naruto now

True. The similarity is obvious

*wins*

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I literally have anaemia lmao thanks user

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Fights this week?

so thats why ur always a right cunt on discord? cuz ur anemic?

You're scared. I don't blame you. Even with the Atlantic Ocean between us your scared.

Rena watching UFC
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No. Next card is the week after, MoiCANo vs CANrean Zombie

is there an anaemia epic demic in bongland?

I'd bet my life savings on you being a noodle armed limp dick dweeb

Stop it. Everyone stop it. Be nice to each other.

Also post heems.

HEEM? Nore like SHEEM

Good job you're not a betting man. My arms are thicker than your legs. My wallet is thicker than stomach.

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Nice link, NOT!!

mfw heem dead for the next week and a half

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Watch old stuff, train, meditate, fap bro.

Post game plans for fighting khabib

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>no uFC for 2 weeks
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU DANA WHITE
How ca he do this to us? How fucking DARE he?
Kuhgh..rhug..fuckin...ghghg...FUKCC..reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FUCKIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FCUK YOU DANA

This is fucking DISGUSTING

Guys we should all refuse to buy PPVs from now on to DEMONSTARAE our dsigustin.

>acting hard
>being a Yea Forums poster
>having an obsession with shitty and obscure JWMMA
>being from England
wew there's a lot to unpack here

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Go unpack a happy meal®.

>Luke having a breakdown
we all knew the day would come. I advise all UK posters to avoid going to their school/workplace tomorrow.

high level defensive ground game.

Not even lellator?

>sugar
>healthy

reading the Phaedo

no one in America eats at McDonald's anymore. it's all Chipotle and Asian fusion now. you're like 5 years behind on your banter. you'd know if you'd ever leave your basement.

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Bellator 222 McDonald vs Gracie and One but it's all literal whos.

>obsessing about health
>healthy

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Every time tony has a fight I think he's gonna lose, but he doesn't.

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BLESSED and BASED thread

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He lost the story by cheating, he also lost a fan (me)

uhhh just sumbit him lol

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healthline.com/nutrition/jaggery#section3

it's relatively rich in micronutrients and vitamins

anyway, it's not like I'm eating jaggery by the spoonful. I just use it instead of sugar for tea.

Logan and Bieber vs Ngannou, who takes it?

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>have elite boxing
>make him rage by insulting his people and religion
>???
>Profit

What was Miragliotta's dumb ass doing on the other side of the octagon?
>spicy banger going on
>both fighters super heated up
>your job is to stop the action at the end of the round
>you yell at them like a fucking tool from 2+ meters away instead of physically separating them
>expecting them to hear you in a full arena while they're punching each other in the head
Referees should be held accountable by someone.

/heem/ holds them accountable.

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truth and checked

Tan Dan has his faults. if you want flawless reffing, you gotta get Mike Beltran and Jason Herzog to do all the events. but then they'd probably burn out and start sucking, too.

>chads in your path

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This. McCarthy used to literally jump between the fighters at the end of rounds, miss that lad

Dan's usually pretty based but this was by no means Tony's fault.

Miragliotta is a retard, he looks completely carefree doing his job

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I know it's a meme, but I unironically believe she heems at least 75% of men on the street

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Seeing as 'she's' 75% male that isn't surprising.

Does 145 nunes heem somebody like wilson reis in a bare knuckle boxing match?

logan is a fucking pussy
>oh guys i can't enter this slapping tournament after making a big deal out of it because i'm such a badass i'm scared i'll hurt someone
cringy cunt

im glad to be in the other 40%

>naturally submissive race of people can't fight
Gee

based

Easily best ref, reffing is so inconsistent these days and there's a definite push towards earlier stoppages. Not to mention how you can commit 10 fouls and just receive 1 hard warning

Based maths guru

yeh u should m8

B-But anime told me they always beat the shit out of world boxing and MMA champs?

Bendo, Lawler, and BJ Penn were pretty gud in their time. They are half tho so maybe they don't count. Also everyone is roiding, superior genes+roids>inferior genes+roids

Just nullify Khabib’s elite ground and pound.

But there are heaps of top Asian boxers lately. Pacquiao, Inoue, Rungvisai. That's not getting into Thai boxers too

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best webm ever

Inoue is the world champ though you retard

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Poor holly man

>1 fucking nip manlet makes it
>hurr nippon strong!
Fuck off you weeb cunt.

based and tonypilled

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>tries to talk about as if he knows about boxing
>lmao no good japa
>unified world bw champ is a japs
>SH-SHUT UP YOU CUNT OKAY?????
Seethe harder serbcuck. Dont talk about things you dont know about. By this measure you also cant talk about heterosexuality, boom roasted

Cringe
Fuck this pisswater whisky salesman

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Our boy Andrew Yang gave Smith a shout-out at his rally yesterday and walked out to Return of The Mack

>I want the mma audience
for what purpose

neetbux

Very cringe attention whoring.

the last time khabib lost was when... uh... wait a minute... he's undefeated!

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You must obviously be talking recently because Horiguchi is one of the best fighters in the lighter weight classes. He’s a legit flyweight who choked out a featherweight national champion wrestler

>seethe
Back to Yea Forums you obese cunt.
>make a very obvious joke about how world champions get their asses kicked by classical martial artists in anime
>brit (actually cucked) weeb gets his feefees destroyed and has a mental breakdown
>pretends brits matter in boxing, meanwhile a fat spic manlet just annihilated their national hero
The absolute state of this obese anglo weeb cunt.

Inoue, Yamanaka, Ito, Pac, SSR, Donaire?

Tszyu

Hello, I am not him but please could you refrain from insulting Brits because of your issue with a single Brit.

Tibau won

lmao why are you so revved Piotr? You're embarrassing yourself

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>gets exposed as a mad weeb retard
>''lmao dude it's just a prank bro" *facebook meme*
I accept your concession and wish you the best in your ongoing fight with mental illness.

>y-youre a retard!
>y-youre mentally ill!!
>haha concede!!! I beat you!!! I won!!
Take a day off Artyom, please don't beat your wife because i made u mad online

Who is objectively the most over rated and underrated fighter?

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Embarrassing Spainsperg imitation

Conor is both the most overrated and underrated fighter in the UFC

>overrated
chiesa
>underrated
connor

>too stupid to understand a joke so he starts an argument
>keeps it going even after his stupidity has been exposed because it's all he has
Genuinely feel sorry for you, lad.

based

Who the hell overrates Chiesa, he's been exposed as a can.

Why he so mad? This nigga be hella finna mad rn

How do you like that?

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Masvidal beats Woodley and Lawler

>cazzies not excited about the gooch heeming caldwell

Flying knee 2nd round. Digits confirm.

he's the most powerful lightweight there is currently

>even Khabib fans admit he has only 4 legit fights
LOL

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Lellator has a legitimately good card this week

tbf: conor's only lightweight win is against a flushed eddie

When is that fight happening

Also can you blame anyone for not being excited after the way the first one went? Caldwell literally just laid on top of him, in Bellator that would win him the Dec so he'll probably try it again but with less activity and risk

What's this technique called?

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FUCK OUTTA THE WAY MUZZIE

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>basado

Gucci heems dj in the rematch then goes fishing

unironically thought that was a woman at first glance

*wins*

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you guys see this thread? when did Yea Forums turn so beta? all these virgins commiserating with one another about how society is at fault for their inability to attract women

These are actually quite unnerving, based and seeing the future pilled

>Luke would rather watch his family being set on fire than to see Bieber and Cruise fight.

Jesus Luke do you hate your family now.

this is nothing new

all this bitterness and rage spreads like fire from /pol/ into other boards as well

man they sure are right on some issues but all this negativity can drive you crazy from just browsing

I can't believe nu-heem's "quality" posts are a Brit posting retarded fanfics. the absolute state of this shithole

where did he say that? I'm not surprised though. he's a miserable shit with not much to live for, it seems.

It’s not healthier faggot

Like minutes ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=kD9zR35CIZA

healthline.com/nutrition/jaggery#section3

there's hundreds of other corroborating sources

Yes of course, fighters’ share of UFCrevenue has jumped from 3.7% to 3.9%

No she’s a can literally worst champ in ufc history

Deadie Canvarez is the worst champ in UFC history

AHEM

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Oh for sure Khabib is surely a bum compared to based and redpilled le autism man. He hasn't beaten the true GOATs such as Josh Thomson and Lando Vannata my guy.

oh one hundy purshent real estate agents are a munster my guy its why he beats cow-

oh for shur cowboy will heem ton-

oh i agree hunnert persent cowboy is a can

magomed magomedov is a peach beas my guy

Here we go, Evil Eye!
Here we go, *gets punched* ugh! *gets head-kicked* UGH!

She’s the true lineal WFLW champ

Valentina is a paper champ

Woof woof

Tony has 1 more top 10 win than Khabib, I think. they're obviously both elite. really don't understand random dorks on Yea Forums of all places trying to downplay either of their skills and accomplishments

Situated and enlightened

Khabib has one skill, weight manipulation, and no accomplishments aside from losing two rounds vs Conor before getting a lucky sub

Are we citing Cowboy as if he's a legit win now?
>b-b-but you said Cowboy would beat Tony!!!!!
Grow up kid. Not everyone that hates your little based quirky autism man is the same person. Still ducking Gaethje btw.

>losing before getting a lucky sub
hmm, that sounds familiar

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>number 1 contender who has waited for years for the shot is ducking ranked 5 guy
Khabiblets will say literally anything lmao. Tell Duckbib to fight El Cucuy huh?

it's a good thing your opinion doesn't mean much and won't change what's written in the history books. I'm genuinely surprised that people like you exist, but at least your awful opinions are contained to this website.

dubs decides if im getting drunk for no reason tonight

More legit than anyone on Khabeastialitys list except RDA (who Tony pounded the shit out of a better version of)

>khabitch army pretending they werent talking about what a munster cowboy was
oh for sure

>Still ducking Gaethje btw.
oh one hundy purshent gaycheese is a MUNSTER

yes

So is Tony gonna go the Evan Tanner route or the Chris Benoit route?

>Cowboy was never my friend
>pretending he wasn't "apologise when Cowboy wins" posting all leading up to the fight then mysteriously went silent when Soiboy got executed in front of him

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Absolutely based, I can imagine putting my JEWELS pretty DEEP on her yellow and stinky cunt if you catch my drift amigo

Yes. He had the option to fight Gaethje but he chose to fought a geriatric Canboy instead. I wonder why? Btw, go ahead and remind me why the last Khabib/Tony fight fell through? Ah yes, it was because El Duckuy got cold feet and pretended to have an injury, which he miraculously healed just in time to finally fight a legitimate contender in- oh nevermind he chose to fight another geriatric that time too.

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why do you retards get into this tribal bitchfests over fighters who don't know you exist and will never be your friends? the emotion (particularly anger) in these threads never ceases to amaze me. the fighters literally do not give a shit about most fans and they sure as hell don't give a flying fuck about a bunch of roving aspies on a shithole like Yea Forums.

just appreciate the skill and matchups. anything above that is compensation for being lonely or angry at yourself or other shit y'all gotta work on.

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Cowboy is higher in the rankings than Gay Cheese. I shouldn't have to explain the link between this and why Tony fought him. He is the highest ranked person that will fight considering that Khabib/Poirier is a lock and Gooby is afraid of El Cucuy.

>skill and matchups
>implying that Khaballbag has literally any skill

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FANS. SHUT UP.

oh one hundy purshent gaycheese is a munster

>Btw, go ahead and remind me why the last Khabib/Tony fight fell through?
because khabeastialitys feelings got hurt because his goatfucking pedo cousins got suspended for chimping out

in a superficial sense, sure. we're responsible for keeping the sport alive. but they don't think about us outside of obligatory public speeches to keep the masses happy. their gratitude is certainly not at a level where you have to defend their honor for hours on end on a Mongolian carpet-weaving forum like many here do. that's honestly the sign of a dysfunctional person.

I have literally never been pro Canboy in my life. I dislike him almost as much as I dislike (You). I literally have posted webms of him getting ravaged by RDA and Till in the lead up to the Tony fight because I never thought he would win. I won't deny that I wanted Tony to lose though. But for sure keep pretending everyone is the same person.

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You can have mine bud

what are y'all's all-time LW rankings? for me, it's:

1. Penn
2. Khabib
3. Ferguson
4. RDA
5. Hendo

by the end of their careers, Khabib and Tony will very likely occupy the #1 and #2 spots.

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For me, its just enjoying when both fighters have fun :)

1. Conor
2. Tony
3. Penn
4. Dustin
5. Benson Henderson

youtube.com/watch?v=fyxZFoEDiZ0

Chael and Jewani talking mandrama

oh for sure i dont like peaches my guy i agree one hunnert persent dere a beas wif vitmins

Oh, of course it's all about the rankings. My bad. Which is obviously why he chose to fight the #8 ranked Pettis. Also why he decided to turn down fighting Holloway or Porier and then turned around and fought Canboy a couple months later. My bad, how could I forget that Tony is the people's champ xD! He only cares about the rankings!

Look, this argument would be much easier for you to win if you just accept that he took the easier fights. There's nothing wrong with it, honestly. Just go the "he deserves a title shot anyways so he just wants to take easy fight while he waits for Khabib" route. Trust me, I agree. Nobody deserves to take a beating from Khabib more than El Duckuy does

Francis Ngannou vs Ai Shinozaki is the money fight

based Mustafa. btw, Saygid Arslanaliev is most definitely /ourguy/ since Gokhan Saki started MMA too lae, right?

BJ
Frankie
Tony
Diego
Gomi

Yeah, but at this point, with eye pokes being all but condoned, why wouldn't you eye poke your way to victory

>Penn #1
>No Frankie

no dubs but im drinking anyway

Tony already does that lmao

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good list
it's tough, B. there have been a lot of good LWs. I didn't include Diego or Gomi or Pettis either. even Yves Edwards, Kawajiri, and Jens Pulver could have a case made for them.

oh for sure gaycheese and featherweights are a munster my guy

...

Khapedo would literally lose to all those guys in their primes

youtube.com/watch?v=pmLv85Ad68E

fer SHURE the guy who takes down DC and Rockhold during legit spars is gonna have trouble with Tony's stick insect figure

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I know, right they're all such easy fights for le based /ourguy/. It really makes you wonder why he's avoided them.

oh for shur khabeastiality ragdolls heavyweights but can barely finish featherweights my guy

oh for sure tony is ducking gaycheese and featherweights guy

>Khabib and Tony higher than bendo and frankie
lol what what fucking wins does khabib have to make him second from goat
Tony becomes the goat if he takes khabib's, peahead's, gaychee's (and unnecessary but bonus mcnuggets') scalps to truly clean out the division. Khabib is nowhere near with his lame record
Darrell Horcher is a beast of a scalp to have my b for sure
Until Tony gets the strap Motivated BJ is eternal goat

one hundy purshent khababy would put romero in DEEP WATERS my guy

yer opinyins liderally do not madder ya homeless cats. public persepshin is what madders not what ya cheedo fingers say. khabib is gonna be the GOAT homeboy

oh for shur dont get gadooshed by tibau b

list of undefeatable lighweights :

Chiesa
James vick

Omg he moved the camera what a fr*ggin crazy madlad!!!!! Based Tony!!!!!!!

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lol based Chael just spoiled Jewani's show

Don't worry it's totally understandable my guy. He's very busy dealing with the real tough matchups of the division like Lee and Pettis.

what do you mean?

someone get this hothead outta here

Current Joe Lauzon unironically heems Kebab

>BITCHES, I'M HERE WITH NEW WORLD CHAMPION, REPRESENTING 10TH PLANET JIUJITSU, FUCKING UP MOTHERFUCKERS, UNBELIVABLE, I FEEL BAD FOR THAT DOGSHITSTAINI, HE BETTER WORK ON HIS WRASLIN' SHIT, HE'S GONNA GET MEXICAN FUCKING FOREARM RIGHT IN HIS HEAD! CHAMP SHIT ONLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! EDDIE BRAVO, HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS FEAR OF EL CUCUY!

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show me the L homeboy. fur shore don't get beat by a featherweight like MJ

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>AGGGGHHHH HELP ME ADULMANAP

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based

>got his shit pushed in by canson tibau
>could only dryhump cans like trujillo and healy to decision
>couldnt even finish a chinlet and cardiolet in bumbozo
>ducked tony because owwwie my ribs! :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie my tiramisu tummy fatass :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie conor hurt my feelings by calling me a goatfucking pedophile :(
>biggest win is a coked up semi retired featherweights cardiolet
>second biggest win is a part time real estate agent on a days notice who spent months training for a striker
>has literally ducked every high level wrestler possible
>is a sheep fucker
>has a fat pig wife
>diddles kids
>is a virgin
>has seizures

Is there a bigger fraud in sports?

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Hendo
Tony
Oliveira
Gillespie
Tibau

thats on veiny steroid abuser

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oh one hundy purshent getting outwrestled and outstruck is a peach

oh for sure gaycheese and fat seizing featherweights are a munster

Meanwhile, in the very first round of Ferguson Vs. Tibau....

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>healthline
Lol, its an even shittier version of molasses

yes, and I'm not saying it's absolutely healthy - just relatively healthier than refined sugars, sucrose, and artificial sweeteners...

Based
Redpilled

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>i fight for legacy
>never fights
what did he mean by this?

anyone else excited for some exciting new Russian talent?

bloodyelbow.com/2011/11/17/2568452/ufc-signs-russian-combat-sambo-champion-khabib-nurmagomedov

you grow your own cane? i want to try but not sure it's worth it here on long island....how big could they get in one growing season?

>I can't become emotionally invested in things

Wow. You must take 0 joy in film plots.

based

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Based Leland immune to the whisperings of rogan hype talk

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I love film. whatever you consider good art is supposed to move you. screeching like autistic baboons about fighters who don't fight for you, don't reach out to you, and don't in any way care about interacting with you other than to get paid and build their own legacies is a whole different ballgame compared to art.

Based

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A>B>C won't work on khabitches.
>657 strikes, 1 KO/TKO
>No opponent's bloodied faces gallery obviously
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>I repeat, 3 subs of fucking wraslin bums from bear wraslin takedown machine
>Dodges WW that is closer to walking weight and FULL OF ELITE WRASLERS to cement your GOAT legacy
Can't oppose these if he's real GOAT and not Fight Nights USA can crusher.

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hey, I'm from LI too, my man! you Nassau or Suffolk? also, I was memeing about growing it on my own - I buy it from Indian grocery stores, usually. Patel Brothers is my go-to.

Jui jitsu is the ONLY thing in my life that working hard has has actually paid off.

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But they have likeable or dislikeable personalities and go through trials and tribulations, like the people you're supposed to care about in films - but they're actually real.

Do you guys believe Owen Benjamin that Joe Rogan has fucked a lot of guys?

sure, and that's why you should appreciate all/most of them rather than getting into tribal freakouts like people on heem do. being a martial artist + prizefighter is very hard and deserving of praise, but latching on to particular fighters who don't give a shit about you to the point where you melt down when others prefer different fighters is sad and reflective of unstable mental health.

>has never heard of face and heel

So I'm supposed to like or appreciate the personalities of Jones and DC at the same time? Even when they're about to fight each other? And even when they can't even be in a room together without fighting?
I'm not supposed to choose a side?

Nassau,you?

You forgot
>0 losses

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>tfw hasn't watched a movie outside of movie theater in 10 years
It's a great way to socialize tho

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it's obviously not completely black-or-white, mate. you can have preferences, but people on here literally get angry at one another for supporting different fighters. that's where things get sad.

personally, I love watching both Jon and DC fight and I was rooting for Jon in the first two matches, but would be happy for DC if they fight again at HW and he gets to ride off into the sunset with a W. but there's no doubting that Jon is one of the deadliest men to have ever lived.

It's a sad thing that what's about to happen is about to happen then
>pulls guard on you
>berimbolos you
>knee reaps you
>toe holds you and lets go like 5 seconds after you tap
>ref gives me the w
heh

That would be Eddie Alvarez. Dude is a straight up bum

DON'T CALL ME MATE
I HATE YOU.

Nassau as well. fun fact: Caposa/Grabaka Hitman (probably the biggest MMA/combat sports fan in the world) is also from LI. we truly are the strongest race.

is that you, Luke?

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STWRONG EYELAND BABY

same lad

for me its training my pc muscle to avoid premature ejaculation

I mark out whenever tony starts doing that weird walk shit in the middle of a fight and the opponent just doesnt know what the fuck to do about it

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for shur dont get oustruck and outgrappled by tibau, b

is Shirley black?

do you lads ever see hot Muslim girls in Germany?

I'm sick of the Tony Sperg meme when he is just a slightly eccentric normal douche type who is a schizo
Nate Diaz is far and away the biggest autist in the ufc

will tony get the title shot?

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Man that eye is grim.

cheaters don't deserve anything

Tony won the fight,
Cowboy won the story of the fight.

should the mom have heemed him?

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Back to the prelims.

I wouldn't be surprised if Nate were still a virgin. Not because he can't, just because he only cares about smoking weed and training.

Cowboy threw the story away when he intentionally had the fight stopped to save himself
Tony won both

Dom is also a legit aspie

There’s nothing autistic about Nate, he just hates most people

No, he's a fucking weirdo. Listen to him talk, he's incredibly cringe and has a complete lack of self awareness. Just like how he fights, but it works. His lack of self awareness is key the key to Tony as a fighter and as a human being.

That's an accurate description of every Tony's fight. Based.

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I don't believe Rogan hasn't sucked a lot of cocks, especially circumcised Hollywood producer cocks

>thinking theres someone more autistic than tony

youtube.com/watch?v=-JU2Y_Sr92c

lunatic cringing at u

Eddie Alvarez revisionist history is fucking retarded. Everybody takes some losses in this game it doesn't matter what your name is. The fact remains Eddie was always an elite fighter.

I think I could take a shot at Tony Ferguson

How tall is Daniel Cormier

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5 threads were still talking about sugar and nobody has acknowledged that horiguchi is about to solidify himself as the 2nd best bantamweight in the world this week

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The single clip of nick playing with nunchucks on the conference call trumps all of this

the two manlets to the left are wearing heels

I remember when people used to write these little fanfics about Conor too. I get it though. It's much more fun to live in a fantasy world than in reality, where Khabib will inevitably maul Tony.

Guchi heems Henry AND Dj

love how daniel cormier hasn't fought in what seems like 2 fucking years but gets a pass because he does whatever dana wants

Who?

B but hes just like a dad..... ha i cant believe he says SON and YOUNG MAN hes such A DAD PAPA DC

rogan is 5'6 though. he must be wearing stilettos

He just fought in November and already has a fight booked in a few months. It's not like there have been any recent solid contenders in the division anyways. Who should he fight? Ngubu? JDS? You must be a salty Jonboi or something.

he's waiting for that brock fight anytime now....

UFC told him he'd get Lesnar but then Bork stuck with WWE

IM DUH GOAT YOUNG MAN
>dodges all contenders
>eyepokes the real hw goat and steals his belt
Hope Bones heems him again and he an heroes from the seethe

daniel cormier is the champ champ ok. he is in rare company. #proper12 #where'smarkymark #bieberVcruise #ufcshares

At least he has a bimonthly TMZ segment

>dodges all contenders
He just defended against Lewis, who was the top contender in the division

>eyepokes the real hw goat and steals his belt
Stipe eyepoked him too

>Hope Bones heems him again
Cokehead already admitted that DC would heem him at HW lmao

>Day 82
>tmz still doesnt know that im not the champion anymore. Lets see how much i can milk this before they find out and burn my contract.

Jessica mauls Suarez

who do you think wins?
please don't be biased!

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What are the stickers from? Monitoring T-cells?

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I'll ankle pick ya

>Hey Khabib, SHUT UP

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Tony already won the story

Based Brock no money for crybaby dc

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how did her boobs get so much smaller? do fake boobs also grow during/around pregnancy?

Hold on brother, I'm talking

based

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>implying Tony is 155 out of camp
he's easily 200 lbs here.
>inb4 that one autist that refuses to believe that Tony is 200lbs
he's literally tweeted out a video of him weighing himself at 200 so don't even bother replying to me

>holds 20 pound weight in one hand

no wonder Cody is flushed, imagine all the semen he pumped into that woman, took all his resistance

She got GRIDS from Cody's grindr days

I am the autist that refuses to believe Holloway walks around at 200

>he's easily 200 lbs here
>doesnt recognize the fight week restaraunt interview spot
Obviously he was cutting weight so 100% not 200 el bees ya cazzie

just how stupid are you bro?
do you think fake breasts only consist of implants?
you do know there's tissue (fat muscle etc.) on there too right?

>literally arguing with someone that isn’t there
Yikes

Kek Nate is so dank with his turbo autist powers. I hope he beats Pettis, but I think it's a tough fight back for him.

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>b-b-bu-but he's cutting weight!!!!!
Literally irrelevant, retard

>just how stupid are you bro?
he's american

kek

I'm just surprised they work the same way. pretty based. forgive me, Boobman

What went wrong?

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Here we go again

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youtube.com/watch?v=DU_ggFovJNo

She heems my dick

lads I really don't want to fill out job applications or go to BJJ today cuz I want to be a lazy fuck. what can I do instead? I've got about 8 hours left in the day (been up since 7 AM).

Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier will never be taken seriously unless he heems Jon at least once. There is no debate over this.

Imagine if he loses to him at HW and jon jones gets both belts

it's actually Daniel "dominic cruz" Cormier

yes and it's not even close, we might have the 1st death in the ufc even

DANA!!!!!!!!!!

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If my post starts a thread long conversation , but I only get one (you) for the original post, where do I stand in the /heem/ rankings?

Tony flushes Khabib, there's nothing the muslim rat can do to stop him

THIS MAN IS SAYING ONLY FACTUAL THINGS

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What does cucuy even mean?

her and suarez have powerful chins

>professor edgy bravo in the background

"can hear voices but not bells"

when did you start posting?

I'm just glad they, all had fun

For sure that's why Tony is still calling out le mcnuggets xD. Imagine being so desperate and so scared of Khabib that you have to call out the guy he beat.

>LE FEMALE KHABIB
khabib was one of the best athletes in the ufc before the surgeries he was fast as fuck despite the shite striking

Leo Santos folds Duckbib like laundry

>khabib was one of best athletes

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>khabib was one of the best athletes

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Fuck off sugar boy

Quackbib is literally a virgin

>i'll take my UFC shares back

What did gooby mean

name 4 better athletes i'll wait you lawn mowing shit skin

Why no music?

>Soon, Yoel

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here bro

1. your
2. mom
3. my
4. dick

Tony bless

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He missed weight against Trujillo anyways

lmfao i knew it was spammy from the beginning yall always fall for him, kinda pathetic

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I'm the "dutch" flag that post prime schaub would /heem/ ngannou every week day by the way.

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I like Duckbib. I just invented that btw

Khadoodoo®. You're welcome.

I invented that as well

Just invented Conor McSalesman

Fact: Tony takes Canpeep down in the first

I never invented anything

Did you put an ®on it, though?

I invented toilet till

Tony beats Wilder in straight up boxing

Dicey, dicey

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Tony unironically can and will take him down. He will also d'Arce this can.

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Tony was losing the story but made a comeback at the end.
His genuine grief over the late punch was hard to watch.

Khabib is too good to be submitted with meme holds. He won't be triangled, darced, anything like that. That stuff only works on cans.

The only way to tap Khabib is a RNC, the most powerful move in all of combat sports. Any joint lock, he would just take the damage and keep going.

I would unironically rather watch Schaub than Joe

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Who can stop this autistic fighting genius?

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That's like saying you'd rather eat shit over roadkill.

None of the JRE guys are particularly funny

This is hilarious

I know what heem means

Segura and Callen are decent

Schaub is not funny at all

Ari is Ok

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all of them are so extremely unlikeable

anyone got a link for the full ferguson fight? I missed it

my favorite comic is Tony Ferugon's career - LOL!

Eddie is by far the most entertaining and funny guest. The stand-ups Joe has on must have writers.

Tony can finish him anyway he wants you are under the illusion he can't be submitted because he is the one pressuring people on the ground who are just defending. Tony put as much pressure on the feet and don't go to the ground to defend.

In short, Kebab is a big meme of a fighter.

this, tony cheated and cow dad should've won, he's very important for cuckold representation in mma

>t. /r/bjj blue belt

I never knew they are legit "comedians" until I googled them. I always thought they were joking. They are insanely bad

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yeah well france is a big meme of a country hon hon

Cope

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If anyone can hook me up with Maia lying down in the Usman fight I'll let you /heem/ me silly.

>tfw bare knuckle status: SOON

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lithbro you seeing this shit? we actually BTFO spammy lmao!!!

Based bong

He prob just went to the other thread to cool off

Wake up Jon

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tonyposters are based

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Romero's ankle pick is better 2bh

You forgot GGG, he's Asian too.

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what did you guys do to spammy?

>AHHHHH MUHAMMAD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE

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how would he do in the UFC?

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reminder that cowboy would likely beaten khabib

based beyond human comprehension

cope

>nikki bella, you can wait in line because you know what? i got a line from here all the way to brazil! so nikki bella... take a hike!

fucking based
how can you hate him

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If he can just pin his opponent down

vomit a little in my mouth everytime I see "schermafbeelding"

Look up the later half of Chuck's career. When he got knocked out, he got knocked the fuck out.

I feel 0% cringe when I hear this man speaking.

Me, /u/ElessDee123

Damn, Andrade got some hairy legs.

what's your beef with me lithuaniabro?
what have i ever done to you?
i want to make amends
i don't want any trouble

Moron Morass

Can't wait for July 7th, Santos always puts up a good fight, probably one of the most exciting fighters in the division. Obviously he won't beat the GOAT but it will be a spicy banger unless jones blows santos knee with low kicks that should be banned.

ChampShitOnly

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when you gunpoint at girl this happens

Don’t bully the Dutchie. Dutchies are based af.

based

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oh for shur jon is gonna be in deep waters b

>gets exhausted fighting goobert and al in fights he completely dominated
>tony doesn't get tired
khabib gets finished in 4
easy work

Did you know that announcing reports is against the rules, buddy?
I’m not saying I’m reporting you for this post, but I am saying that if I did you would get banned

Is tony posting ironic or unironic?

ARTEM VS PAULIE WHEN REEEE

unironic

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Yes.

Unironic

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the question you should be asking is why is reddit trying so hard to take /ourboy/

this thread doesn't even have /heem/ in the title, OP, you massive retard

based

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artem bless

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are you blind?

are you? can you not differentiate between name and subject?

/u/elessdee123 heems khabib

why would it matter if its in name or subject. are you one of those virgins that uses Yea Forums extensions

you can't search for "heem" in the catalog if the thread isn't titled you fucking trog

>wahhh it's in the name field instead of the title field, this minute insignificant detail ruins my entire day!!!!!
shut up retard

tony bless

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is that redditor a bong that lurks here or what?

fuck up with putting words in my mouth, titties. it's a minor inconvenience and I'll call him out for being the dummy that he is. go snort your smegma you faggot

im liking the heem in the name field meme lads, we should try it out more often. could be the new bjpenn.com

I-I'm sorry user, I-I was just trying to help

Hey. Just a reminder that Tony won.

what's next for overeem? i guess he's fighting on sept 14, but with whom?

MAKE A NEW THREAD

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it aint 5 hunnerd

me LMAO

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new thread

migrate

New thread
New thread

this is me

use this user's he's been in the quality thread-making game longer and I respect his moves. sorry about the mixup, champ.

I respect you and actually suggested your thread. The OP era has begun

This is the thread

I appreciate it, boss. Next one is all you if you want it.