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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 162
V. Bottas 133
S. Vettel 100
M. Verstappen 88
C. Lecunt 72

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 295
Ferrari 172
Red Bull 124
McLaren 30
Renault 28

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
163 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
89

>Hund status:
Ze Rot Autombil is so Schneller that we had to call ze FIA to win

>News:
Everyone mad at FIAMG
FIAMG decision "final"
VETTE laying low when it comes to Hamilel

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youtube.com/watch?v=_gykAh22nbM
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twitter.com/SportmphMark/status/1138110135941959682
twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1138109173722484736
motorsport.com/f1/news/vettel-penalty-canada-deserved-rosberg/4461724/
bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/48583803
youtube.com/watch?v=I09fzzFU1pU
formulapassion.it/motorsport/formula-1/f1-team/mercedes-conferma-la-partecipazione-a-drive-to-survive-2-f1-toto-wolff-ferrari-439785.html
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>more up to date Hund status
shall

REAL BREAD

Posting in real thread, fuck Rakeesh

Bump this stupid shit up just to make things even worse. Because why not.

Shant be using fake watches

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Thank you

fucking IDIOTS

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Have you considered investing in a proxy Rakeesh?

/biz/ idea:
Bring back Flavio and let the chaos ensue

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Where is WAGlad when you need him?

>he doesn't know

he already used italian proxy multiple times, it's obvious it's him every time.

>mfw this race cemented Leclerc as the #2 driver

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Safety Carrie deployed
Same pace as usual, just ignore low quality posts

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lmao look at the curry faggot sperg out, what a loser

samefag

Just range ban my entire country we don't deserve to be allowed to post

Reminder that this bread is /f1/ approved

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and nuke brackley while your at it

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Clearly a problem with the downforce.

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good thread

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Was that Joe, Lee, or Palmer?

Wait.

Wasn't there a thread posted sooner than this one?

Let me fix you OP
last thread

fuck off already Rakeesh, stop pretending

On the bright side, the championship that really matters just got tighter

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>How did he get to f1
Thanks to his skills, he was the GP2 champion

Except it wasn't because it was Rakeesh thread.

>posting a thread late and with incorrect links

What a shitshow, embarrassing.

>Kubica
As much as I dislike JV, he's right about Kubica

>last scored points in his mememobile 3 races ago
>last in reacting to starting lights

forget about wobbler, can someone make webm of gimi's start in canada? i've never seen such a bad start in terms of reaction, he was something like 0.5 off, absolutely hilarious

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To be fair he's the oldest driver on that grid
Wobbler just can't into race starts

So it's not that Gimi's good, but that Lec and Vetlel are worse drivers than an aging alcoholic?

I linked in just for continuity so noone would get confused. Still a shame tho that cancerous fag thread got so many replies

>Ach, ze Code Name F.I. Amg replied to meine SMS! Zey said "Mach dir keine Sorgen".

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Is it time yet for pic related to get an FP1 in the RB ar?

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It was all three.

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I would like to see him return. Would be one hell of a comeback story especially if he's actually able to compete with Amx

My friend is an engineer at Daimler-Benz, what should I tell him?

>VETTE laying low when it comes to Hamilel
what does that mean?

:3

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DIEEEEEEEEEE

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laughable to think he could compete with max

what do you mean laying low? He's not some faggot with an instagram.

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Scratch "SEB #1 CAN" wherever he can

"just slow down on the grass lmao how hard can that be?"

Either Gasly is underperforming or Max is outdriving a POS car. We will know definitively when someone else drives the 2nd RB.

the car is not shit it's just not as good as it can be because of previously compensating for shit engine, max is probably just getting 99% out of it

max is future goat channelling his inner Alonso t. sky f1

Autism.

>Giancarlo Fisichella

What a madman, I expect Vettee and Raree killing F1 this year.

This wouldn't have happened if there was just a wall there.

Why do we continue to have runoff?

>makes mistake under pressure
>yet again
>gets penalised for mistake
>sulks like a baby

Vettel is somehow the hero and ham the villain

>Just call him an autist in an imageboard full of autists
Are you showing off your new VPN after you got banned yet again?

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desu if I was Binotto I'd spend this year making sure Hamilton doesn't win the title after this Canacuck GP incident. Make LEC or VET crash into HAM every qualy/race just for thw fun of it.

Based Ric

>If he pulls a little further to the left, he'll spin. When he brakes on the grass, he'll spin too. There was not much room for Lewis but still enough.I had an identical situation with Lewis in 2016 Monte Carlo. He had to go through the emergency exit and almost pushed me into the wall on his return. With me it was tighter than now with him. He didn't get a penalty. That was a good thing. It was a hard racing

>Toothpaste GP wins lol

Ja Toto, the check was akzeptiert.

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Making the mistake was punishment enough. He saved it and managed to stay in front.

What’s the going to do? Just slow down and let Lewis by? Give up what was probably Ferrari’s only shot at a victory this season?

wtf that was actually based.

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loved his rage but this was a petty thing to do and it kinda annoyed me. He should've thrown a wheel at the FIA garage or something else cool.

I am unexposable

What are you doing in Finland Flavio?

>Just slow down and let Lewis by?
apparently
that is racing in 2013+6

Cant wait for Ferrari, McLaren and Williams to exit F1 and watch the sport self destruct.

Who is the best ex F1 driver that's not in F1 currently? You have 10 seconds to come up with an answer.

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>2 months in and Lewis already locked up the championship

>Hamilton "won"
>Nadal "won"
>Portugal "won"

The absolute state of "sports" in this world.

>Nadal "won"
what happened?

Nadal got an extra day of rest, Thiem didn't and couldn't move anymore on the court.

Maldonado

Do we even have to ask that?

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Yeah pretty much unironically button, he won the super gt champ a few months ago.

Alonso has hit the age wall, judging by his crashes at Spa and Indy

>this race
Leclel was #2 since day 1

I'd love to see him in a RB again but what the fuck is the problem with RB academy? They used to have a roster of many good young drivers and lady drivers and now? Nothing. I don't understand.

Is this the most cringe moment in the history of F1?

Nobody wants to drive for a shitty 3rd place team

>ex F1 driver that's not in F1 currently?
opposed to an ex F1 driver... who is in F1 currently?

>opposed to an ex F1 driver... who is in F1 currently?
This applies to Kubica, brainlet.

high-IQ terminology desu

Vergne

It also applies to Gimi since he "left" the sport before he returning to Lotus

You are very stupid. Kubica is a current F1 driver so it's not an ex driv--
oh, wait. This is a VERY EPIC /F1/ MEEM, is it? Sorry, my bad... I forgot to completely turn off my brain before coming here.

what I meant was that he's the best...currently. Like obviously Schumi is the goat but he wouldn't do much if you put him in a car now. Neither would Prost or Piquet probably.
For me it's Kamui btw. He kept old Man Alonso honest even in the 1 car championship.

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>being this much of a brainlet
Oh wow.

don't call me a brainlet

youtube.com/watch?v=_gykAh22nbM
Nico with the mental games

More like the most based moment in F1.

I think at this pace Kubica will be P1 by the end of the season. Slow and steady wins the race.

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Should we tell him something?

I like Rosberg, and I have huge admiration for him the cojones to walk away from the whole circus and enjoy life with his wife and child with his millions and his title. But the best thing for Rosberg's legacy is to continue to push the narrative that Lewis is amazing, Lewis is the best driver of his generation.... cos Nico is the only one to beat him. Doesn't mean his insight is not interesting, or not useful, but it does colour it.

the point of the fia is that the penalty is triggered because vet pushed ham off track

That's not possible because the ferrari can't catch the mercedes on track lol

>Bottas had his typical day off

God I love Nico just being cold.

>only second places
top keke

Truly 4D chess moves by Bossberg. He'll be known as the only guy to be Lewis's teammate and beat him to a WDC in the same car, with basically whole team backing up hamilkek

in the pits then?

fucking pleb chart tbhqwy

do you think that it will make Hamilton cry if he watches the race and sees that basketball american not even mention him?

So which tracks this season are left where Ferrareeee could possibly win lads? I can only think of red bull ring, spa and monza

Crash into T1 every race, lad

>destroys honda

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unironically zero, Canada was it, there are no others left.

>imagine if yesterday's shenanigans happened at Monza

2 or 3 FIA guys dead confirmed AT LEAST

>vettee tells ferrari he is going to retire at end of season
>spends rest of season just doing whatever he can to wreck it for l*wis, takes him out a few times at turn 1
>valterri wins

yes

YES YES YES YES YES
PABABAM PEE BEE

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>24-whores-of-lemons-comfy-hours soon
lads

>It's clear we want to win on the track in a clean fashion because incidents like this always create a lot of controversy. My view on the incident is that it's very difficult for stewards to interpret regulations so that everyone is satisfied. What we must not do is put the stewards under pressure in a way that they will struggle even more in the future to come up with decisions. We need consistent decision-making from the stewards and we need to support the stewards in their objective to reach that.

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>Up to 60mm of rain is forecast to fall over four to six hours in some areas of the southern England, which has an average June rainfall of 51mm.

100% based, God’s vengeance on shitty Souf

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All the Giovannis would wreck and burn the FIA office

Monza is still there for a legit outpace win.

Other circuits could ofcourse provide safety car shenanigans but with the state of Ferrari strategy I have a hard time seeing them win more than 3 over the entire season.

>mfw I can't tell anymore between reality and satire

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Ever since Vettee got rid of his stache, rari's in the shitter.
Coincidence?

>tfw beautiful and sunny up here

Glory to the north

doubt it, Jenson said this would be the only exciting race this season and I believe him

Hope mercedes employees returning home from work get LIQUIDATED

man, what kind of fucking pussies the stewards are?
>very difficult for stewards to interpret regulations
are you kidding me?

having two podiums is better than none

I'm ready for a soaking wet Tabi

buemi

Exactly. His legacy is the only guy to do it in equal machinery - it's in his best interest for Hamilton to dominate the sport until he retires - for his wider legacy is "the one guy that beat Hamilton," plus it has the added benefit of letting him live rent free in Lewis' head as the one blemish on his record in the dominant Uberunterhunden era.

Had migga salo been the steward in canada, he would've btfo the other fags trying to give Hamilton the win

If you mean not directly involved than perhaps Button

I genuinely can't tell the difference between Toto's bullshit and /f1/'s Unterhundenrede anymore. Is that a quote?

Nico is right.

Vettel failed to return to the track safely.

If he had control of the car then it is obviously a penalty.
If he didn't have control of the car then it is still a penalty.

He put himself in the position of not having control of the car by making the mistake so the onus is still on him.

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>I lost control of the car but I am a winner
He should have been thankful Lewis didn't take him out

>My opinion is a fact

BASED

>return to the track safely
>go into the pits safely
>overtake safely
not even road-relevant anymore, it's an actual road, not even a race track

Sounds like what he was saying when arguing with Brundle in the post race interview

Yes it is.
motorsport.com/f1/news/wolff-vettel-penalty-canada-stewards/4461507/

How the hell was RIC so unexposed? His quali was indeed great, but hulk started 3 places behind and by the end had more pace and threatened no overtake him. If it weren't for team orders, he probably would have.

>penalize vettel when he didn't even have control over the car
>completely ignore the likes of Ricciardo wiggly all over the place on the back straight moving more than once

ooooook

Lads, I've just read the last thread
How do you guys think tyres give grip?
I mean, just imagine a car going into the gravel, it obviously stops because the small rocks suck in all the air creating a vacuum thus not giving the car enough downforce to move, it's not like tyres don't have a stable surface to grapple on.
Or in wet, do you think cars are so unstable because tyres don't have contact with the tarmac or because the water droplets take away air particles from the air not giving enough wind to generate downforce? Yeah exactly

Also if we ever get a wet race it could turn out great for Ferrari.

didn't hamilton push rosberg off the track a couple of times and got away with it?
and it was an actual push off the track and it was malicious as well
but I guess it was "safely" done so everybody's happy hahaha

You know that when the whole cast of SkyUK says its not a penalty even when it would benefits their poster child, only pretending retards would argue otherwise

do you work for ferrari?
It's still his best finish this season.

Other than those I think silverstone

I should

>implying Ferarri or Vettel are in with a chance at winning the constructor or drivers champions hip

this issue barely made a difference

Not enough straights for the spaghetti engine to gain an advantage

maybe but not so likely to happen, if it's dry then mercedes win every race left unless there are mechanical issues (which there won't be ) or safety car shenanigans.

you sure seem retarded enuff

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everyone has said it was wrong, other than m*rcedes / Yea Forums contrarians.

>F1 2010 and under
>Vettel would be called a good driver for not only correcting his mistake, but also defending his position without damaging another car
>F1 anno domini 2019
>FIA gives penalty for bullshit things because of MUH SAFETY
>due to MUH SAFETY drivers are afraid to be aggresive/taking risk resulting in races being boring snoozefest after first 5 laps
>penalizing driver for making dangerous situation, without causing a crash or anything so danger resulted in FUCKING NOTHING
>no pits for fuel
>penalizing last driver in Q to start from pits because his team put him on pits too early like it would make a massive diffirence
>many other decisions of FIA indicates that stevards propably doesnt even have a driver licenses or/and doesnt know how psyhics work

based queen of motorsport boring like true 3dpd queen

Almost pulled a Kubica earlier lads
>There's a road I usually do with a nice uphill turn
>Take it at around 80-85 km/h when I'm in the mood
>This time out I decided to push it a bit more
>Going at 100 km/h
>Car is having an hard time turning
>Decide to widen up my line
>Still not enough turning because the side of the road is dirty
>Give up like the pussy I am and hang on the brakes
>End up avoiding getting impaled by the guard rail by a quite small margin

>This is a no prisoner's sport. Theywould have taken it the other way around, too. I understand the racer's frustrations when a result or a verdict goes against him. Making rules is such a difficult exercise. You'll not always please everybody with your verdicts.

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Why are kids so fucking retarded

Rude

what was ted referencing in the notebook talking about Kmag in danish formula ford?

Jesus he's a cunt.

.

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What's the speed limit on that road? 60?

Drive fast on tracks lad not on the road. Be safe

vettel whines about control, but the fia does not care about control or lack of control, it's just about the space left for the guy behind. Are Italians so low iq they cannot grasp this?

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Resist that short urge to go fast. Not worth the risk for a single dopamine injection

Brain not fully developed yet

stewards have discretion you realise?

Stewards shouldn't and don't use discretion when dealing with safety rule breaks

dont fall for the bait

I was talking about them not you.

“I watched the replay, it was obviously very close,” said Hamilton. “What I can say is that if I was in the lead and I made a mistake and went wide I probably would have done the same thing because it happened so quick and you’re just trying to hold your position.

“When I say I would do the same, I would try to squeeze him too. That’s ultimately what happened.”

>muh safety
Racing isn't safe, they can use their discretion and class it as a RACING INCIDENT, which it was.
true shouldn't

Does Lewis sometimes see gaps when he shouldn't? There was no gap for him yesterday and he should've known there no happy to overtake Rosberg on Spain in 2016.

50

Yep, usually do, but sometimes it just happens, maybe it's just the music I'm listening in that moment.

Yeah, Hamilton feared for his life! Thankfully nothing happened! Halo saved him!

There's no gap to overtake *

is this the infamous german humour?

Vettel did everything in his power to avoid coming back in an unsafe manner.
He still came back on unsafely so it is a penalty.

>safety
let me guess, you think that the halo is a nice addition

Why is the Ferrari so shitty at grip though

It seems borderline uncontrollable

last 2 times vettee was on pole he has just about crashed out
choke artist

>choke artist
>4 time world champion

pick one

Hamilton will never be a true great because he was beaten by his team mate in a season for the championship, this doesn't happen to true greats.

biz idea: fuck the FIA off. No more gay track regulations, halo or stewarding.

not him but I had the vettel 2013 Red Bull Calendar on my bedroom wall. He's a choker

I was at the GP and when I was watching them past by you could see Ferraris oversteer everytime going out of turn 2. Was fully expecting Vettee to bin it in the champion's wall at some point because the rear looked so unstable

Anyone got link to Ted's Autismbook?

>But his team mate Sergio Perez took an unwanted record. His 162nd race start saw him surpassed Johnny Herbert’s record for most starts without having a pole position. Perez’s best qualifying position is fourth, which he’s managed five times, most recently at Spa-Francorchamps last year.

Undrivable piece of shit, what the fuck is going on at Ferrari that their chassis becomes worse every year

>he had an f1 calendar in 2013
KWAB.

If d-ubles tyres aren't as important as downforce.

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Digits confirm this is what the 2020 cars will look like.

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Oh lord

Don't Ferrari have a vastly different front wing to all the other teams?

>car oversteers

Gee I wonder.

I don't know, honestly. Engine looks strong as fuck too like hearing them coming down the main straight into turn 1 they sound like a fighter jet. Just poach Newey for the aero or something

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>Just poach Newey for the aero or something
They tried to hire him when Vettel joined, Red Bull offered him like 50 million to stay on (he did).

Penalty was completely deserved btw.

In rain it's because there is less friction between the tyres and the track

ENOUGH

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That would have likely DQed him and/or Ferrari—who actually scored more points than AMG this weekend.

thanks, karun, always a pleasure

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Oh I didn't know that, with good aero they could give a proper fight to Mercs

>Ferrari—who actually scored more points than AMG this weekend.
but they didn't?

1, 2, 3, 4

You are now Binotto, who do you replace Vettee with

I read this question as “which F1 driver could comeback and be competitive in 2019”. If we use that stipulation; Button or Pascal Werhlein.

Otherwise, Senna was the best driver of all time.

no one, do we want another badoer?

gimi

gimi

gimi

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My bad. Still the teams best result this season.

so why didn't vettel pull away from hamlel for 5s?

Is Porsche still planning a F1 return with the new regulations?

Not possible given Hamilton’s pace, Vettel’s tyre condition.

they were already pushing the engine to the limit

No, because engine manufacturers wanted MGUHomo to stay in the engine.

Muh dick

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he should have cut across the grass again since you don't lose downforce on the grass

Well that sucks

should've just let gayboy Hamilton overtake him at the hairpin and then just tap his back wheel to spin him round, he'd be 10+ seconds behind then

what is the futur of magnussen?

Have you made the move yet, user?

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>Charles it's mattia, cut the fucking chicane and take that moolinyon out please

welder

drives for haas until he gets bored with f1

just another forgettable midfield driver in the durbo hybrid era

Ric or Mag

>I could be doing aston Martin or nice watch adverts instead I have to do these fucking ecobox adverts :(

What would Niki have thought of the penalty?

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seething

30 years ago
Niki lauda said...

wat

Id unironically rather have a new megane RS than an aston because id daily the shit out of it

get the aston, sell it, you can have 5 megane rs maybe even more

Yeah, id have a fun time selling an aston in this shithole

drive to Germany or Switzerland then

Fuck I just realised that Netflix doco is filming at each race for another series next year

Holy shit I hope this race gets an entire episode.

Kek

has there ever been a case in f1 history where the wdc and wcc were different?

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why? ferrari and mercedes (copying ferrari) don't take part

There would've been a gap if Vettel wasn't an absolute retard steering into him

1982

yes

Yes

yes

FOM would ironically make more money from Netflix docoseries and from usual broadcasting if FOM banned Merc and Ferrari.

yes, like when mclaren got done cheating (the cunts)

They said they will this season.

doubt it

neat

this.
ferrari should hire and bully ham.

*NEEEOOW sound and fast distorted clip from a crash*
*ominous, fast paced, string instrument music*
>*Horner talking*
>>What Mercedes is doing this year, is atrocious.
*fast cut of RBR getting shafted by Mercedes*
>>*Abiteboul talking*
>Zis year we zink zat zere iz only wan, zilver coloured, team which dizagreez and ze nein otherz live in harmony.
*Slow-mo clip of Canada GP's podium celebration*
*string instruments rising in intensity*
>*Steiner talking*
>>Ultimately, I think this is the last year of Formula One.
*music reaches climax*
NETFLIX AND LIBERTY ENTERTAINMENT PRESENT
FROM THE MAKERS OF FORMULA ONE: DRIVE TO SURVIVE
>*ominous fade in sequence*
FORMULA ONE
THE BREAKING POINT

Still can't decide whether I want Bottas or Amx. One can give me pole points and can place higher, but the other beats his teammate consistently, so I don't know which weighs harder.

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I replace myself with Maurizio instead.

fucking kek, well done

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Going to make some rice in few minutes...give me some ideas for spices lads. Bit tired of adding curry in it

Alex Rossi is good, somehow he managed to almost win Indy after getting the fuel thing ducked up and after having s total road rage meltdown at the Spanish dude. But eh barely had an f1 ride.

Kobayashi has the Le Mans track record

someone meme this macedonian kek

make a cucumber soup m8

or a rice with apples

umm, why?

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Why does it say "kuru" 6 times?

damn the renault where so fucking gorgeous

qualifying and race speed trap data for anyone that wants it btw, quali left, race right
>gasly

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>soup on 35C
can't take it

>rice with apples
never even thought about this combination but seems interesting, worth a try someday

F Y R O M
nothing personal tho

mika salo

Why is American media so predictable?

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1999

pleb terrone listening to neomelodica

Mate, a creamed rice with sliced up green apple (or home made apple sauce/apple puree) is fucking top tier. Can't recommend enough.

you guys have very weird nutrituon habits
my pasta brain can't elaborate

Got sunburnt on both my forearms. Would have been worth it if the FIA didn't ruin the race

baldy

Try Garlic Fried Rice la
Shit's the fucking best

Think about the flavour combinations. A creamed rice is generally a light snack or a dessert, and is often paired with a sweet, soft element (preserved fruit, honey, caramel come to mind). Green apples are generally not as nice raw as red apples, but take much better to cooking (I think some places actually call green apples "cooking apples" for that reason). Make some stewed, pureed or sauced apple, let it chill, and then serve with a warm creamed rice. Fucking beautiful stuff.

>*Wolff talking*
>Zis year has been ze hardest year for us, ze rot automobil made us look like amateurs
>You could say zat we are der unterhunden

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Netflix would LOVE to have a good guys (the rest of the teams) vs. the big bad guy (Mercedes) narrative for yankee audience. If Merc is in the new betflix series, they will 100% be made to be the bad guy.

what the hell is creamed rice

You might know it as rice pudding.

something an aussie leaves behind when he leaves home from a holiday in Far East.

>Implying the Mercedes will allow that shit
Netflix would do DER UNTERHUNDEN and suck Hamilton's dick

Mercedes agreed for only one GP to be in the netflix series

Then they lose viewers because even the most casual retard knows by this point that Mercs are the ultimate bad guys.

>germans rise up (not the merc jews)
>btfo americans, pakis and similar out of f1
>all the electronics, the assists, the wheel modes, the halo, tires the width of a supertanker out
>you can keep the flappy pedal gearbox and rear lamp
>refueling back, choose whatever petrol you want
>f1 is restored

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very fast VETTEE driving at incredible hihg speed

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The Vettel penalty is going to be used to argue in favor of more paved runoff areas.
>Hurr durr me steward
>Why Vettee no able to control on grass REEEEEEE
>Grass make my job too hard
>If da grass wuz paved the red car definitely would have been able to let choco-senna pass him

Sounds racist to me

cope

truth*

Hamilton will never prove his true greatness by passing down his genes, unlike Shumi

>the assists

ruth*

Based

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She has a face that's uglier than a 2014 Caterham

carrie*

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Bad post.

This is making my nofap really hard all of a sudden

just look at her head

This

I think we can all agree that memes won last night. Unterhund and FIAMG posting will never stop after yesterday.

MOAR

ITS JUST MAKING IT WORST

you are sick

>take the ruthpill and be saved, user

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reminder that this is an underage girl.

>Using the cope meme as a cope

Before this year the last race I watched was Austria 2002. I stopped after the cuck Barrichello let Schumacher win that race. After yesterday I now realize that it was a mistake to watch F1 again. Thank you guys for the laughs. Read you again maybe in 20 years.

What is the exposure scoring system for each race. Seems arbitrary as fuck. Vet had a good run and was dropped by penalty. When has anyone been exposed by application of shitty FIA rules?

R A R E

Its a strawpoll, don't take it too seriously

based bossberg telling like how it is.

See you in two weeks

>Needs a third driver to do it

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Carrie is 20 years old
Her height is really deceptive

Don't know if anyone cares but Leclerc's on the podium.

Carrie is a child and sexualising her is a crime.

carrie has never had a boyfriend

She looks like charles and it's weird

got any sugary drinks?

>his posture
>his demeanor
>his build
based chad.
vettel looks like vittel water bottle they toss around in tdf.

he's rooting for hamlel to win everything until retirement.
then he can gloat he's the only one beaten the goat and he's da best.

is piss sugary?

It shouldnt be

>20 years old
>Child
In what country?
Sophia and Vivien are posted here all the time and they're way younger than Carrie

Based chad principle

>those cheek crease
aging like milk.

if you dont think teams can remotely control cars from the pits youre delusional at this point

Only if you have Diabetes.

damn, sorry baha

Lost too many friends who didn’t have a limit. It’s stupid. If you want speed, go do some karting or find an abandoned tarmac

CAM' ON 'RARI
SCORE A FAKKIN' POLE

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Who?

>Italian
>lack basic physics concepts
I wonder why a Ferrari is shit at building cars

Seb no please what are you doing? Stop! You are going to kill them.

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The 2nd #1 Ferrari driver.

alonslow will win le mons next week.
and the he will trip crown.
owait.

Redbull

How does the snatch of Sophia tastes like?

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Peachy

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You mixed up underage with overweight again bro

That was not an overtake area. Ham did something EXTREMELY stupid if you think about it... would have been very possible that Vet loses his rear in that situation and crashes, possibly taking Ham completely out of it. He would never get penalized though because he kept his line and there was no racing incident because of his action but his attempt to overtake there was deliberate and extremely risky, could have DNFed very easily there. Both drivers are lucky.

Made it with carrots and dill, turned out bretty good
very rude post, thought we and russians are frens

Really great posts

Here have some Shell V Power Baha

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Is Prost a great? Or Senna?

yes because they were both greats themselves, Hamilton was beaten by some midfield driver.

Let's consult the 2019 /f1/ approved list of greats.

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Car “oversteers “ and yet they lose in corners vs Merc...

what an absurdly uninformed chart, nice meme.

you fucking uncultured niggers just cook the rice in milk and bake it with apple sauce

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>Alonso not being alone on Cunt/Museum Tier
Shit list

What's the problem here?

Hamilton anywhere near the top, laughable, was Schumacher beaten by Barrichello? Or Massa? For a title?

Because ever since NFL Hard Knocks, everyone copies the same sport documentary tropes. It’s all seamen slurping filmschool rejects with multiple nose pierced and Hitler style haircut

You may not like it but this is what peak /f1/ related sexual attractiveness looks like

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>>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
>163 (166 entries)
163/165

>>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
>89
88

after every race the stats are fucked up...

F1 is actually just a question between a nog and a guy who gets cucked by a horse, the rest has to be considered F1.5 and 1.9 for Williams

>he trusted a flip

>Roseberg a shit
>Ham a goat
Lel is this supposed to be ironic?

I’d hit that so hard you could use the kids skull as an ashtray when it dropped.

I used the same stats that Finnbro made last OP
Turns out post race threads have a tendency to fuck up stats

why didn't VET keep left when his front wheels were in the air and the rear was in the grass lmao

That's because people copy the Paki race threads and don't double check if there's something wrong.

Fuck off Rakesh

Gib

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why didnt VET stay on the track when he was leading the race like he did last time he was on pole

>he replies to r*kesh posts
ffs

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MILK TRUK ARRIVE

not even once

Fucking based

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he was pushed out on the grass by sudden overexposure peak

does rakesh have a dryer?

The kvyat-kelly baby girl will grow into the most beautiful and sexy woman ever.

cuck

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I agrée. Everyone is pissed because Ferrari finally had a chance to stop Merc from dominating.

The penalty is justified IMO. Vettel cut thé track and could have slowed down, he opted to maintain speed to defend his position.

5 second penalty though? I usually see equal to your time off the track. So in this case 1-2 seconds max.

Might as well make him do a drive through at that point.

i think we can all agree fernando alonso is the best formula 1 driver at the moment

twitter.com/SportmphMark/status/1138110135941959682
>This in comments section of my @Motor_Sport grand prix report perfectly sums the Vettel pen: 'EITHER Seb did not have control of his car and so blocked Lewis inadvertently, OR he did have control of his car, and blocked Lewis deliberately, WHICH HE IS ENTITLED AND ALLOWED TO DO
B A S E D

Mercedes have a comfortable advantage so they don’t push the car to go fast.

Vettel has to drive at the limit all the time in order to keep up and the result is errors are impossible to correct as we saw yesterday

remember when rakesh was so mad people didnt want to use his thread he started samefagging like always saying """"they"""" should make a mercedes /f1/ general and how """"based"""" it would be? had a good laugh desu

Scott Dixon

>penalizing drivers for losing time by going off track

>Hamilton
>Berger
>Alonso
>Rosberg
>Bug Jaun
>Ralph
Your list is shit

I didn’t write the rules just how I’ve seen it done.

Remember that this -not you- is the new F1 intended audience:

>Blacks that'll follow Hamilton to death because "he be jus' like us!".
>Women that know nothing of the sport, but are there just because "Hamilton is soooo dreamy!".
>Blue-haired-Söyboys that are there just for the drama (or because "black champion, much progessive").

Do you like F1 because of the engineering? The cars? The drivers personalities? Forget it, you're old news and no one cares about it.

Want to se WWE-bargain-bin artificial drama? The ethnic minority slap the establishment -even though Hamilton is one of the richest sportsmen out there-? Mario Kart sound efects and graphics? Well, remember to pay your F1TV subscription and keep watching!

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me on the right

twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1138109173722484736
KEK.

.

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That’s true. Yuros won’t watch ads, won’t buy branded goods, and barely go to races.

3rd World governments literally take from these poors and pay F1 for the privelage of hosting.

Just go watch a euro exclusive open wheel series. Better tracks for sure and probably better racing

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>Total parasites who knew about us for 2 years before piping up
so they just straight admit it now?

We should've had an entry for the FIA tbqh
They got Exposed as fuck yesterday

My sides have left this dimension

I think they,could get even further in trouble for posting shit like that :D

please respond

BASED BLYAT

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Seriously hope the company goes under and Haas can pick up another investor.
How a company can be this fucking unprofessional while having enough money to be a title sponsor of an F1 team bewilders me.

screencapped for the future generations

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What if the stewards had decided that Vettel gained an unfair advantage after cutting the corner, and thus should have allowed Hamilton to pass? Would the shitstorm have been worse?

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He should be RB 2... Gastly should spend more time in TR

FUCK DETRACTORS

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would vettee have gotten a penalty if he crashed into hammy?

not much longer until seb drops the ol' n word through radio

The Stewards message is they preferred this outcome to what actually happened... I.e both Vet and Ham DNF and LeClerc P1

If seb somehow managed to stay on the circuit after the crash while poois DNF'd, he probably would. If they both went out then no

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Vettel would then actually have a chance to retake his place because of huge back straight + drs, so that would be fine. If he failed to do so it would be even worse than now

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

>high IQ
My sides, someone must be a /f1/ poster in here.

If they'd decided that instead of unsafe reentry it would've been less of a shitstorm.
However- it's grass. Vettel had to lift on that in order to not spin the car. There's no way they'd give him that ruling since he lost a lot of speed coasting over the grass.

janny finally found a job that pays

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really opens up my DRS

Kiitos veli

were Hamilton or Verstappen rejoining the track in those first two examples? no, you idiot

Remember Germany last year?
Same thing. Really activates my almonds.

>ric
>all 4 wheels past white line:no
>mfw there's a wall

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>By that point you could tell he was getting a bit agitated and I was just enjoying it, enjoying making life difficult.
based trolliardo, how will buttass ever recover?

Oh yeah, talking about buttass
Is he back on his 2018 form now? What did Emilia did to him?

hamilton cut the chicane then blocked ricciardo

I thought that the part going on about how gravel sucks air above was enough to make it clear it was a shitpost.
Apparently not

>motorsport.com/f1/news/vettel-penalty-canada-deserved-rosberg/4461724/

Secondberg absolutely roasts Vettel. I thought he was /ourguy/, guys

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Gave him the sex so he has no drive to push further now

>make controversial youtube video
>grab views
>make money
its just business

He is /ourguy/.

Neither Vettel or Hamilton is /ourguy/.

Rosberg is a faggot. His only accomplishment is making an even bigger faggot mad

If the penalty awarded on this cases goes yes, racing is kill!

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I will watch that.
Everyone will.

>he sincerely believed that Rosberg isn't part of the MIDF
Get a load of this guy

I don't think he needs the money, which bring the question why the fuck he's a youtuber now?

this
fuck secondberg

How long before robots start driving electric F1 cars and humans are no more, even on stands and pit-lines

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Like any woman he needs constant approval and praise. Why do you think he suck electric cocks so much?

Did she got #BLACKED?

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why robots? that's dead weight
AIs could just you know, take over

ai/robot, same shit for me

considering Tony Parker was notorious for fucking his teammates' wives and gfs, i'm going to say highly likely

Rich Energy will be Poor Energy after this season

I don't think there will be such an adaptable AI capable to take over tasks like that on its own in 50 years at least plus even if we imagine a scenario where they take over everything I'd say they would understand the principle of panem et circenses so they'd need us on the stands if they don't try to eradicate us completely like skynet would

Lel Palmer
>bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/48583803

thread hasnt been this on topic since brazil last year

Just wait youtube.com/watch?v=I09fzzFU1pU

Ah should have watched the whole thing before posting, that's not the one where they bin it

Based (and red pilled)

Yeah, why aren't we posting shitty pics of an ugly Hungarian female racedriver with a cute smile?
Shame!

still, driving AIs alongside many other types won't take over the world for a while

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bottom line of his video was: Vettel deserved penalty under existing rules and it was a stupid mistake and all of that rage was not helpful at all,

but

there should be no rule awarding a penalty to this kind of incident

EARLY WARNING

We already have a thread.

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just use a new one when it's created guys

>"My father said to me, 'It's probably 60/40 – 60 penalty, 40 not.' I asked, 'why 40 not?' 'Well, because he was just out of control and he could not do better than that because he had dirt on his tyres and was coming from the grass and everything'.
>"I said, 'Okay, fine I know that. But so what? You still have to return safely and if you are out of control then you are not returning safely.'
but how does one "return safely" without regaining control of the car first?

also these dumb cuckbergs are the first former drivers i've seen that actually support the penalty

>why wasnt he pushing the 5 second gap instead of complaining XD
maybe, just maybe nico he didn't have the fastest car on track and was already pushing the car to the limit, hence the snap of oversteer in turn 3

was already planing on it

yeah, pretty sure someone is going to die in macau

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Only if /f1/ wills it

what?

it's more likely Rich Energy itself will be the one that dies

VERY

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Fuck off Rakesh

>ugly Hungarian
redundant desu

fuck off

For a while I thought I'd have never got the chance to post this again

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>Sponsors tons of motorsport
>Says fuck detractors
>Has awesome beard
Is Storey /ourguy/?

no

nein

Here, I made a new thread for you fucking retards:

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No. And his beard makes him look homeless.

>this early

fuck off

There is no doubt in my mind that this is Storey drunk/rageposting

>rakesh made not one but TWO threads
peak seethe

Umm, you guys said to make a new one?

nice webm, but no one is using your thread

piss off, no brit threads allowed

>rakesh makes a second new thread
>the stats are STILL wrong
neck yourself, tbqh

What about this one?

formulapassion.it/motorsport/formula-1/f1-team/mercedes-conferma-la-partecipazione-a-drive-to-survive-2-f1-toto-wolff-ferrari-439785.html

Merc is indeed in Drive to Survive 2 but
>Toto: "I didn't like Drive to Survive but netflixbabbies love it so we are in"
>"But only for German GP"

>rakesh makes a 3rd (third) new thread
>the stats are STILL wrong
5-sec penalty

>Summer comes
>The sperg is out of school and back in full force

Like a non-replica watch

>T-THE THREAD WAS MADE BY SOMEONE I DONT LIKE
>QUICK, I MUST PROVE HOW NON ASSBLASTED AND NOT PATHETIC I AM BY SHITPOSTING ABOUT IT

What a bunch of fucking faggots, suck it up and choose a thread, but DO NOT make another one.

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wrong stats no effort curry faggot

your first mistake was making a new thread with 20 posts to go, rakesh.

Btw I gotta go out so that's gonna be fun
USE WHEN 500 IS REACH

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based

@93342450
That 100% categorically is NOT the thread.

Nice, was waiting for someone to make a new one.

oh no, the paki is fuming again

Shant
Shall

>thread autism for the summer part of the season
just like last year, gonna be fun

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autism

gii gii gii giimii

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>still no sauber-edit of pic related
sad!

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for me, its reporting every rakesh thread as spam

Super super max

amx is the kind of driver which the tifosi could love unconditionally

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His nigger pistol pose triggers me to no end, he's living rent free in my mind it's unbearable.

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He was saying similar stuff on German telly so it's probably legit

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gimi

2008

Everyone with taste love him, he is a good driver with balls and a shithead.
He just has to not be a petty loser like Schumi and he's GOAT material.
All the other zoomers are bland or feminine as fuck anyway.

I got dublos for 500 for you my friends

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migrate

mandatory 2 time stop when

It's not even close. The only one who's still winning at the international level, despite being fat.

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>he doesn’t like comfy rain

What the fuck happened to the thread?

Keeping the chain alive

>rakesh actually reported the other thread

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that would be my guess too. don't use his thread

That is a WAG thread, it's okay.

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This is what happens when you act like a child and don't use the thread thats already up.

yes, i have.

holy fuck.... I'd conquer Croatia again for that

good Lord shes two people in one
from the waist down she's dressed like a early 2000 bosnian drug dealer