China sheltered from criticism

>population of 1.4 billion
>second largest economy in the world
>many state of the art sporting facilities
>qualified once for the FIFA World Cup and lost all three group games
>have never won the AFC Asian Cup
>never qualified for Rugby World Cup
>used to be good at Basketball
>won 2 out of 12 games at the World Baseball Classic
>never won an Asian Cricket competition (ranked 76th in the World)
>never finished higher than 10th at the Volleyball World Championships
>never finished higher than 15th at the Ice Hockey World Championships
>1 Golfer in the world Top100 rankings
>nobody ranked in the Tennis Top100
>great at ping pong
>no F1 drivers in history
>never reached the quarter final stage of world Field Hockey Championships
>never finished higher than 6th at World Water Polo League (DNQ for last two)
>finished 20th twice at World Handball Championships

If it weren't for the fact they don't speak English (and are banned) then China would rightfully be mocked by Yea Forums for being so embarrassingly shit at team sports.

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At least they are good in some things

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Even Bangladesh is better at sports

China has 13x their population and nearly 3x the GDP per head.

>Philippines
>26 appearances
>10 medals
>0 gold medals
>101 million people
>0.09 medals per million people
>0 gold medals per million people

>PR China
>21 appearances
>608 medals
>237 gold medals
>1.403 billion people
>0.43 medals per million people
>0.17 gold medals per million people

Even when respecting the differences in population (and definitely GDP as well), China is far better than the meme archipelago of manlets

No one expects sports excellence from a country of manlets.

Have you ever checked their Olympic medal count? Yeah, that's why no one is mocking it.

Why the fuck are you so salty about the phillippines? Did you get rejected by some girl or ladyboy?

They're pretty good at olympics though.

also Obama here is right.

>No F1 drivers
Guanyu Zhou might pay his way into F1

>He has 0 (zero) Eight Division World Champions

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>Hoarding medals in meme "sports" like shooting, diving and gymnastics.
>State sponsored doping.

No one takes China or Russia's medals seriously.

Why the fuck do you think I would want some smelly chink tuna when I could fuck the hottest Germanic bitches

We've been through this and the per capita worst sporting nation is Bangladesh.

based kenya

at least they are good at the sport that matters - badminton and chip chop ning nong ping pong

how is gymnastics a meme sport?

It's a 'sport' that relies on doing graceful model poses, wearing bright skimpy outfits and how much the judges liked you. Add that to the ribbon twirling and hula hoops. Admittedly the men do less of these retarded things.

Only teens participate too, I feel like only creepy middle aged women(the type to make their kids do pageants) and pedos love it.

It's in the Olympics but not cricket lol.

there are like 10 "countries" in the world playing cricket, why should it be olympic?

same can be said about india, theyre trash at everything.

They are good at weightlifting because they can roid without consequences and hide behind the midget weightclasses

There are like 40 odi status countries

Absolutely BASED

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

IS THAT YOU STEVE TIKOLO?

so true

2 of the most dominant countries in the Olympics have it has their national sport and its played by over half the world's population you dumbcunt

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SPORT

>It's in the Olympics but not cricket lol.

Squash not being in the Olympics is the real tragedy. You've got skateboarding and fucking rock climbing for Tokyo 2020.

how many countries play rugby sevens? probably less
and then you've got sports with no followings like trampolining

Fucking idiot.

>Skateboarding
I thought that shit is dead 20 years ago.

anyone got the video of German girls watching big strong Afghanis playing cricket?

PLEASE play our sport again BASED Kenya

>rugby sevens

One of the best sports to watch during the Olympics glad it's staying.

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god that bum jiggle at the end unironically made me erect
FUCK

Table tennis and snooker are fucking great though. Can't wait until China uses its soft power to make them globally relevant

Man, I'm glad badminton exist.

>Only teens participate too

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No they aren't lol. Aren't they the only country to never win a medal in anything?

There are a good bunch but Bangladesh is probably easily the most populous nation to never win a medal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table#NOCs_without_medals

>muh olympics
literally a meme competition where results are determined by which state has the best doping program.
unlike china at least bangladesh will at least win the occasional game of a globally competitive sport.

The Chinese are only good at getting conquered and raped.

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looks a lot better than gay ass women's football. I guess that could just be what Yea Forums wants me to think though

rugby sevens is pretty okay. its complete shit compared to actual rugby but id wager womens sevens is a lot more exciting than womens soccer

>mfw even Hambrezuela has two gold medals in the Olympics.
This is some India tier level of bad performance

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love rock climbing but its not a sport cos nobody i climb with tries to race up the wall, in the same way going to the gym isnt a sport

Based truth

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>shit at team sports
>great at (some) individual sports

I thought Communism was all about working together?

Squash is pretty dead in the States, unfortunately, but not as dead as racquetball. Everyone here who plays a racquet sport plays tennis it seems. Which would be fine, except everyone I've met is a servebaby.