/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Things are Bad Edition

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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 162
V. Bottas 133
S. Vettel 100
M. Verstappen 88
C. Lecunt 72

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 295
Ferrari 172
Red Bull 124
McLaren 30
Renault 28

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
163 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
89

>Hund status:
Lewis P zwei and Bottas P funf means ze rot car is clearly schneller

>News:
Mercedes wins lol
Vettel can't drive for shit
downforce>tyres

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>not updating Hund status
shant

First for tyres ARE NOT important on a Formula One car.

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I-i-i-i-i don't know why these guys are booing me :(

>rakesh thread
>2/10 quality

where is my fellow countryman when we need him

you make one then, no one likes the curry fucker

Did they actually mute the microphones because the spectators were booing

You're an idiot, saying the downforce is there to put grip into the tyres is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, how do you think helicopters and planes work? Do you think they have tyres on their roofs and the uplift is pressing them into the clouds?

when they came out on the podium yes, it was clear as day.

TRUE BREAD

Hold on lads, it's coming
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded

You're such a fucking idiot.
The whole point of downforce is that there is more grip to the contact point of the surface it's on. In this case tyres.
Please just stop embarrassing yourself, of this is the type of engineering in Britain I understand why Williams is doing so poorly

Bored of these thread wars desu lads. Logging out.

see ya

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>makes mistake under pressure
>yet again
>gets penalised for mistake
>sulks like a baby

Vettel is somehow the hero and ham the villain

>i-i-i had grass on my tyres what am i meant to do
Try staying on the track ya ding dong diddly simp

>Be shit-tier champion and No.1 driver
>Fail miserably to win a championship in a better car
>Choke yet another win in Canada
>Everyone is so sick of Hamilton that people side with Vettel

Pottery

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wahhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhh hwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nigger lover

>CrapRari

Would setting someone on fire at Hockenheim put pressure onto the FIA?
It worked in Vietnam.

give up, bruh

shut up you miserable cunt

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Now do 2016 Monaco

youtu.be/haqpopZyvwc

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should have kept his nose in 2bh