/mlb/

Have sex

THIS IS OUR FUCKIN CITY

National Jays in this house!

lmao fatty posted in the OLD THREAD ajaja what a retárd

>BAGAYP

Any Brewndians fans here?

Where were you the night they got big papi?

Here we go cubyals here we go

Let me put this as basically as I possibly can-

Schwarber can barely hit above .230 and he has been in the league since 2015. Anyone else would be gone and replaced by a AAA player more deserving of a MLB roster spot if it wasn't for the faggot "feel good" cubs culture that has also resulted in players like Yu darvish, and Carls Jr being coddled and tolerated that is failing them terribly since they lucked their way to WS.

I really wish "their year" would have lined them up up against the 2015 Royals instead of the broken down Injuns to get absolutely BTFO 4-1 like the Mets did.

Only fucking retards and casuals think kyle schwarber is worth a spot on a mlb roster, also known as lifelongs.

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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cubyals in the building let's go *clap stomp thump*

>Fish

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uh oh retard alert
>BAGAYP

based cubyals gonna shock the world

Giant Angels are pretty based to be honest

Cubyals shaking the genny ot the core

Attention to everyone talking about the David Ortiz incident. Your thoughts and prayers are allowed but please refrain from racist remarks about other countries. We wish you respect this. Thank you from the Minnesota Twins organization.

schwarbie make ya seeth?

>gaynals

look at him seeth

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>twins
????

"Their year' didn't line up with the Royals because it was the Royals winning that obliterated ratings and made Manfred go full rig mode, which led to 'their year". Ottoman Empire drought was the clear first choice, especially due to the huge market

Gaynals in the house!

the cubyals have just shaken bajp to the very fabric of his nature

Fuck David Ortiz, he cheated in baseball, and probably tried to cheat in some sleazy tropical mexican or w/e country he's from card game so some vato "put a cap in his ass"

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YoU KNOW DAMNE WELL IT'S NOT MEXICO BUT YOU CALLED IT ANYWAY
FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS GUY IS
NO RESPECT FOR THE GREATS!!!!!! NO RESPECT FOR THE SPORT

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There are 8 White Sox position players on the active roster who are hitting worse than Schwarber at the moment.

I had no idea

this fuck just spit on the baseball gods!!!!

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Only 8?

Why the fuck would I give a fuck about a country smaller than the northern district of my state?

Disrespect for the game? Lets account for Ortiz' respect for the game: steroid use while record chasing, admitting he could play play longer but he didnt want to because of the exercise required in spring training LMAO
>literally became too fat to run to 2nd base

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Is this some kind of trailer trash music? How do trailer people get into baseball?

Oh you know what I forgot to take today's stats into account, which moves Jose Abreu below Schwarber. Make that 9.

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>literally became too fat to run to 2nd base
>too fat to run to 2nd base
>too fat to run
>too fat
pottery

Big Papi owns you
2004 and 2013

how about 2005 ALDS, did his TEST dip too low that series?

bagayp

You're fat

>the PED boogeyman
Fuck off nobody actually cares if someone is on roids or not. Almost the whole league is doing performance enhancing drugs.

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>shot in the back
I'd rather die then be paralyzed desu.

FUCK than*

LOL
LOLLOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

did you replace your canseco, mcquire poster with a barry bonds one then an A Rod one then with a cano/ryan braun one?

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more like CAJP lol

If you're not ""cheating"" you're not trying hard enough. The point of the game is to win.

what does the C stand for?

as long as someone can spoon(prolly more of a shovel than a spoon for that fat piece of shit) he'll be happy and it's better than he deserves

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Cuhringe

Clogged arteries

twitter.com/ms_noelia/status/1137917639223926785?s=21

>prolly more of a shovel than a spoon for that fat piece of shit
>prolly more of a shovel than a spoon for that fat piece of shit
>prolly more of a shovel than a spoon for that fat piece of shit
LMAO my sides! This is priceless coming from /mlb/s notorious pork chop!

/hoc/ BTFO yet again lads let's go cubyals let's go

Telling /mlb/ to get in /hoc/ isnt BTFO

/mlb/ went to their home and struck em out! cubyals ftw!

cubyals win yet again

Why is /mlb/ so based?

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/mlb/ make ya seeth?

"On today's episode of Madison Bumgarner is a Big Baby..."
youtube.com/watch?v=5pE8cmbK4Iw

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>lets put "le one good year man" in the primary foreground of our team meme pic!

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tK-NarwX8

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twins

>Doyers win

ARIBA!!

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this is vintage bajp tonight, ive never seen him go after so many people since he ate that huge ban a couple years ago

he's drunk on sausage

bajp is good boy he never hurt anyone

Hes a fat boy.

THERE goes old Kyle SCHWARber going home say HEY schwarbie schwarbie schwarbie OHH schwarbie schwarbie schwarbie GO schwarbie schwarbie schwarbie GO schwarbie schwarbie schwarbie HOME!!!!

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I hate you people so goddamn much

>if he was black...

do we have any proof he isn't black? he really hates the cubs and they're one of the most white teams in baseball

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>cardsox fan
this checks out

schwarbieheads make ya seeth?

Doyers are more white.

0 nigs
Janses and Baez
a few beans who are mostly Criollo looking.

A nip and a good who are honorary ayrans.

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Gook*

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I feel bad for Jessica Mendoza. she gets DOMINATED every Sunday evening by A-Rod and Vasgerian, like tag-team conversationally degraded, on national cable television, every week

hate us cause you aint us

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>tfw matt kemp was the last african american in dodgers history

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Ryu is honorary latino

nightly pingswing update. Omaha soon.

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This has to be FSU's year, right?

thats not Andrew Toles

Please remember to join Yea Forums's exterminators reserve squad for emergency purposes... The psychopaths come and go at seemingly random times... Also as for BAJP, don't worry, I'll have a little chat with him.

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MSU*

Jake Mangum GOAT

i dont like to defend the cubs, but...

Carl Edwards is the only nigface on the cubs iirc. When Jason Heyward talks to the media he sounds like an NFL linebacker/cornerback from the SEC even though his parents met, graduated from Darthmouth and married for a very high end youth life for him. i guess he's a first gen-jig and "keepin it real". Rizzo acts like a bigger piece of shit coon than any other players on the cubs though he's "white". It must be that Sicilian breeding.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8

if there are 2 things you can count on...it's the sky being blue and jake mangum getting a hit

Heyward grew up in Atlanta, hence the SEC accent
Dinosaur Man is also from the souf (souf currlina)

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That hockey thread... jesus
It feels like being in a sad little junk shop where the man hopes you buy something but all he has is junk :

:o

schwarber lives in your head rent free!

I fucking hate basketball. It's the worst professional sport to watch only second to soccer. But I keep small tabs on it for convo sake with co workers: like the best players, playoffs teams, Inside the NBA(though that show is legit funny even if you dont watch basketball)...why the fuck is Kevin Durant wearing a White Sox cap?

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His agent probably told him to do it in order to get a reaction out of people. The NBA lives on soap opera drama storylines.

Is that Rizzo?
It blows my mind how he and Lester are supposed to be veteran leaders of the team and they're just fucking around all the time.

White Sox were a 90s gangsta rap meme because of the colors, faggot Durant thinks it makes him seem cool

>veteran leaders of the team
I always thought of Rizzo as more of the class clown of the team

Don't get your hopes up, it's this . Just like the Yankees and Dodgers hats, the Sox hat has been a rap/fashion thing for decades, people all over the world wear it. Doesn't necessarily mean anything.

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Rizzo is a bully
youtu.be/CXOVB4Zw9LU?t=245
Look at how he shoves around inferior players

he thinks it makes him fit in with the california crowd because of easy-e. except easy-e is from southern cali not the bay

how does this make you feel

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Gisele always looks soooooo thirsty. When he finally retires at like 48 they're gonna have like 10 more kids and he'll surpass old Man Rivers as NFL's "cum inside man"

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Reminder you have to go back to 2014 for any single White Sox player's season to be better than Judge has been since his "one good year"

who the fuck cares, where has all that money and once vaunted farm turned into more world series in the last 10 years than the White Sox?

>all that money
I mean nobody is as stingy as the White Sox but if you look at it doesn't seem like the Yankees are doing the "just buy everyone" thing that defined the George Steinbrenner years.

>1 good year man
>in 2019 has higher WAR than all but 5 White Sox while only playing 20 games
*thinking*

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I call em the White Sux

More like White Cux

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that's only because the yaks have $64million in ir
spotrac.com/mlb/payroll/

sick'em godgers

I can't wait until you sign that big dummy that can't hit a curve ball to a bruce hooper contract and it historically goes down as the worst signing in ALL of pro sports.

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>st losers

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CardSox have the same record. How is bajp so based?

mlbbb-b-based

>be Dominican
>get shot

makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe
makin ya seethe, makin ya seethe

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*crunch*
oh my that's one mighty fine tasty burger
...
>st losers

TWINS

this guy is asking for spankies

He has a .593 slugging percentage against curve balls. Stop pretending you know anything about what you're talking about just because your garbage pitcher man crush struck him out a few times.

>bauer
>garbage
>yask

responding to Big Ass Japanese Princess should be an automatic ban

Where is Bumshit on this year's Seethies leaderboard? He has to be #1 right? I can't think of anyone who has seethed more than him this year. Maybe Bauer when the Barves were running up the counts on him.

>bustloy

LOL

in just that brief clip of his 27 strikeouts in a little less than 3 weeks 20 of those pitches were breaking balls. it's not just me being a bauer fan boy. I don't give a fuck how many curve balls Judge hits off some Single A pitcher the Jays or Os just called up, but when an elite pitcher throws one to him he's as fucking helpless as Addison Russel's girlfriend during a beatdown.

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40 years ago the KC Royals drafted Dan Marino (4th round) and John Elway (19th round)

/hoc/ today when we stole one of their big digits

I wish they drafted Heims

Show me

...

>Not found
You bamboozler

...

why are the giants so bad now? they still have a lot of their core leftover

they all aged like milk

Because they're gnats pretending to be giants.
Munce exposing Bumgardner will make his trade value crash now.

what about the cardinals then? what happened to them?

Never recovered from the Cubs BTFO them in the 2015 NLDS

>tardinals

>st losers

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Hypothetical: You're the Rays owner and you get to spin a dreidel for the team's future.

Side 1- you get to move to the ALC because "reasons"
Side-2- you get 2 first round picks for the next 5 years, in addition arrangements or trades
Side-3- new park, increases profits of course, taxpayers pay 100% of the bill
Side 4- new park,increases profits of course, but the city/state contributes 0$ to it.

Is that dreidel kosher enough for an mlb team ((owner))??

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>st loses

Probably won't win anything until Gorman gets to the majors

Hey fair weather fatty, did you see that majestic 11 pitch AB by Schwarber?

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youtube.com/watch?v=aY5XPf2txbU

>side 2
every team gets a first rounder with exceptions. did you mean top pick? if so I'll choose 2

woooooooooooo, that put him over .230 didn't it !!!! it's a big leaguer now !

oh this guy is SO mad right now!

fat

>93334987
Schwarber has a .571 batting average against the Cardinals in the last series.
He's big league in crushing cardinals

BAJP is being torn apart these last few days

season series is still at 6-4, lots of games left. fuck fatass and fuck his Chris Moneymaker level of luckbox closed-eyes swinging in Wrigley Field aka the worst ballpark in the MLB.

bajp with the heavy hitter bantz

kyle schwarber is the next babe ruth and you can't stand it.

Babe Schwarber baaaaaaaaaby

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lol ill take the bait. for fun.

babe ruth had 2 season he batted under .270 when he was 19 and when he was 40

kyle schwarber has yet to hit .250 and he didn't play in the mlb until he was 22(he should and stayed in pinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ball desu imagine what a force he'd be on his auto dealer's soft-toss softball team) and he's currently 26 and hitting .230 LOL

THE NEXT BABE RUTH FOLKS

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at age 26 babe hit .380 with a .1360 OPS LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo

*owns your team*

*

when you think bajp is down for the count and full, he reaches for that last italian combo or slice of deep dish and buries his opponent...

I honestly had no idea :(

omigosh this is kwayzie

this is stwait up inswanity :3

plum loco!!!

i better get outta hea!

Is Schwarbsanity hitting .240 and opsing for a ELITE 750?

kill the asshole

Jake Arrieta( well known in MLB locker rooms as an aggressive dominant gay man) killed Kyle Schwarber's asshole years ago...

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this fucker is on fire and needs to be extinguished

*spits*
asshole...ASS HOLE!

you created this shitstorm by going after the cards and white sox

All it took was Schwaber dominating to the Methinals to jump start /mlb/ posting.

If the Cubs win the Worlds eries again we could be seeing a new golden age since 2016.

To be fair the cards are a tough team for alot of teams to put down. I dread watching card/doyer games cause 70% of the time they got our number.

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oh you can die asshole

It's just an interesting topic. The cubes are kind of stinky sometimes.

I made a BIG mistake

it was sure a golden age, fucking millenial lifelong faggot. great baseball discussion table round'

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sorry sir

I apologize on his behalf

I just wanted to say my bad dawg my bad

he is very sorry

>(MWFOXreport-Cubs Lifelong Female Fan)

reporter: so who's ben zobrist?

chicago 21 year old with 2 kids: lol idk, he was on the dodgers?

reporter: no, he's the reason youre wearing that world series champ hoody

chicago 21 year old with 2 kids: teeeheee LOL
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. i saw him and his hotwife on TMZ this week. his wife was cuckolding him with that 23 year old physical trainer...ohh God i can't blame her, he had such a hot bod and she said "i knew if benny divorced me i'd take 80% of his assets and i make another million off the article to vanity fair about the chastity cage i made him wear that the feminist move women would LOVE"

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holy lord in reality based jesus

holy based sweet lord of heaven and earth this is mind boggling

Proof that the Cubs are the good guys.
They don't hate you for no reason.

Ben who was a good guy, let himself be absolutely destroyed by a disgusting female(well shes very sexy on the outside but truly a horrificic person inside) she cheated on him, knew their divorce was in her favor, cuckolded him to the point it broke him as a ballplayer and a man, and also mentioning bedroom secrets they had...does she not think her kids wont be able to look that stuff up and be ashamed they came from her body?

holy shit link?

>cuckold
YouKeepUsingThatWord.jpeg

>Cubs win
A good day for /mlb/

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retard alert

I will kill every braves fan on this earth.

Literally why the FUCK would you ever go BACK to the DR?

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Yeah really. And why are these retards vacationing there? South America is a fucking shithole.

how many yankee players havent done steroids?

Cringe

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211th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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The Dominican Republic is in the Caribbean, not South America, you fucking retard.

214th for DC is a shithole and fuck that nats

Fuck, i loooooove this game

>t. schwarber fucks my sister

Our year, boys

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>rags

>cusb

Cubes

checked

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Jay Bruce: .231/.293/.591
Anthony Swarzak: 3.38 ERA [0.87 w/ Atlanta]
Travis D'Arnaud w/ Tampa: .259/.323/.481

Robinson Cano: .238/.284/.366

Reminder that Brodie was going to put Jeff McNeil in the Cano deal until Mets fans revolted on social media. Can you imagine?

Jeff McNeil: .335/.411/.454
Jarred Kelenic: .316/.398/.595 at A-ball.

Wtf! Why are there no games on at good times!

>10am
>good times
Fuck off yuropoor

Day games are usually played on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Cause you live in Binland. Your best bet is to watch night games in the morning. You also picked a central time team to watch.

>season series is still at 6-4
it must be hell to be both fat and stupid

>Sources said Kimbrel weighed similar financial packages but chose the Cubs over the Rays, a team with more victories in a division he knows well. But the Rays play at Tropicana Field, which draws an average of 13,801 — the second-lowest attendance in the majors. The Cubs rank fourth at 36,887 despite lousy weather this spring.
Fanbase matters

Let me enjoy the game too!

guys my tummy really hurts what do

>no day games today fuck

Lmao what is it about Kyle Schwarber that makes people ITT foam at the mouth? Cubs fan here.

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twitter.com/Masterfliip/status/1137929109282140160

they caught the guy who shot david ortiz

my tummy :(

maybe you have a stomch virus? drinking bleach should do the trick

>be me
>wanna get back into baseball, start going out to a local field and hitting, catching with a few randoms
>using a bat from when i was 17
>using a glove that my palm sticks out of
>"bro, get some new gear"
...
>go online
>look up new gloves, bats

WHAT THE FUCK?????? THIS SHIT IS 600 DOLLARS FOR A WILSON GLOVE? 400 FOR A BAT?

jesus christ THAT is why baseball is dying. some lanky faggot can go get a basketball for 10 dollars at walmart thats GAME QUALITY
some short manlet SPIC (yeah i said it) can go get a soccer ball and play for like 5 dollars in some dirt field.

but jesus christ, who the FUCK has money for this shit? and NO, i am not buying a used glove, they shape to your hand. maybe ill find a bat but damn..

American League All Star Primary Update

Catcher
>1) Gary Sanchez, Yankees -- 737,107
>2) James McCann, White Sox -- 289,475
>3) Jason Castro, Twins -- 199,497

First Base
>1) Luke Voit, Yankees -- 393,356
>2) C.J. Cron, Twins -- 302,586
>3) Jose Abreu, White Sox 286,145

Second Base
>1) Tommy La Stella, Angels -- 487,598
>2) Jose Altuve, Astros -- 448,131
>3) DJ LeMahieu, Yankees -- 379,820

Third Base
>1) Alex Bregman, Astros -- 630,159
>2) Gio Urshela, Yankees -- 269,716
>3) Hunter Dozier, Royals -- 216,809

Shortstop
>1) Jorge Polanco, Twins -- 395,210
>2) Carlos Correa, Astros -- 329,421
>3) Gleyber Torres, Yankees -- 322,958

Outfield
>1) Mike Trout, Angels -- 951,002
>2) George Springer, Astros -- 776,352
>3) Austin Meadows, Rays -- 468,111
>4) Michael Brantley, Astros -- 458,577
>5) Mookie Betts, Red Sox -- 450,407
>6) Eddie Rosario, Twins -- 344,215
>7) Aaron Judge, Yankees -- 308,134
>8) Joey Gallo, Rangers -- 281,179
>9) Josh Reddick, Astros -- 220,079

Designated Hitter
>1) J.D. Martinez, Red Sox -- 491,955
>2) Hunter Pence, Rangers -- 329,321
>3) Nelson Cruz, Twins -- 214,702

Discuss.

I fucking hate the yankees

pretty good list here so far, although Gio urshela shouldnt be that high.

For me tonight it's the mets at yankees and then the nightcap of LA at Anaheim

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>Watch in amazement as I make the indian fans disappear!

Doyers fan here.

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What bats are you looking at?

Rockies are going to crush cubs tonight!

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glad that at least Polanco is up there. I hope Buxton improves his batting because his fielding is all star material

yelich starting to overtake bellinger in all but defense stats now. pretty crazy race so far.

Yelich got da power he got da speed

I thought Hockey was supposed to be fun.... whtfk is that thread... one huge yike from e

How good would the marlins be if they never tore down their roster and fernandez didn't die?

>wake up
>check /mlb/
>see this
I'm sick and tired of these faggot mods making this site the mostly unpleasant experience possible

You can ban everybody in the goddamn world and it won't fucking matter; they'll still find ways of coming back here because they're the only ones who care about the website while your tourist shitstain ass can't even grasp what made this place fun in the first place

Every decision you make fucks up the site every time, that's why you're hemorrhaging users every minute of the day and that fucking gook in charge has no solutions except bombard everyone with more cancerous ads. Fucking kill yourself

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Need a thread made?

>Voit
>Urshela
lmao we should try to get Gardener in while we're at it

I'm tired man
I'm fucking tired of getting in trouble for shit I didn't do

buy a pass pedro

Kaapo Kakko desu

>paying to shitpost and be datamined
Just imagine being this kiked

So rumor is Jualianna Zobrist has such a strong pussy smell, you could whiff it when players would wash their cocks in the showers. Baez, Rizzo, Lester, they all carried a fuming cloud of stank with them. Cuck Ben Zobrist would always text Julianna, "I can sense your presence here, you are always with me."

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>being poor

Based

omigosh

Any time you get the opportunity to acquire a 36 year old coming off a PED suspension owed over $100M who happens to be a former client of your new general manager, you have to do what it takes to get him. Even if it means giving up your top prospect. After all, he was drafted by the previous guy -- fuck 'em! If you can dump a reliable power hitter on a shorter contract while you're at it, all the better.

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>giving money to a proven scammer

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KEEP VOTING CHRIS DAVIS

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it;s not giving away money it's paying for a service retard

nym v nyy gamethread

Do pirates fans even exist?

I've heard that somewhere in this thread is a post that proves the existence of God. Could someone please link it to me?

Its like nobody has a sense of humor

Best post I've seen all season

Take this Eickhoff retard out of there. Jesus christ he is disgusting

>Carlos Santana
Extremely based. I didn't know he played ball

back-to-back-to-back blasts to start the game

>Philthies

how dare that faggot look at Josh Donaldson?

Look, it happens sometimes. You have to let him settle down and see if he can make something of the rest of the start.

>Pirates throwing at people again

Low-key one of the scummiest organizations, but they get a pass because people forget they exist

Literally the 1st pitch of the game.

>pitcher tossed after .2

the absolute state of this shantytown city

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It was a joke ejection. Nothing wrong with anything there.

That was the most pointless fight I've ever seen, I don't even know what caused it

are you trolling? he wasn't trying to hit him

You’re a legit retard if you thought that was intentional

"HEY Jewels! Just picked up the essentials, on my way. You're already wet!? OOOH out of the shower, HAHAH! I was thinking-YEAH Hahahahahah! Good thing Ben finally had it fixed! I remember last time you didn't even wash me off your stomach. You wild cat."
"So uh... Doc wanted in on tonight too. Yeah Kyle. The tall one."
"Yeah of course you don't mind. You never do."
"Uh-huh...Yeah..."
"YEAH babe it's extra spicy I promise. On my way!"

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based and redpilled

Just took a fat Rockies bros

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>doomed to 20 years of failure by one of your former players
Fucking kek

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ACUNA IS GOAT

hm... I'm investigating the supposition

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PITNIGGERS. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEANING.
>ACUNA GRAND SLAM
>GRAND SLAM ACUNA
>SLAM GRAND ACUNA

>paying to shit post

White Sox-Nats

Proof?

Cubs Rockies

Im going to a mets game on the 15th, I'm a chi sox fan, any advice?

Always represent the broship

>ozzy

Guys I was just getting educated by watching Tucker Carlson on Fox News and he said David Ortiz was shot. Is this true?

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

>educated
>by tucker carlson
Jesus. America is doomed.

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Just remember, around blacks, never relax and you’ll have nothing to worry about

kek gnats

Goddamn if braves could just get half decent pitching they'd never lose a game
>acuna
>albies
>freeman

In unrelated new Keuchel just threw 7 innings of one hit shutout in the minors

freaking marlins about to go on another long losing streak

love that mountain air

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>One of the most sane people on TV nowadays

My boomer dad dislikes him because he is too hard on blumpf and (((them)))

Fuck you faggot.

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>cubs
>furries
Yeah. That seems about right.

>day 1 of matchup
>-37 points from my pitchers so far
ah, one of THOSE weeks

>rookies

>cusbs
LOL

>PHILTHYS
>AH HAHAHA FAGGOT

Hot and dangerous

>OZZY ALBIES TIMES 2

Freeways Eries time lads

D to dab on busc

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Hadouken time!

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>pitching gives up another homer

Why the fuck is his cap mirrored but the rest of the image isn’t? What kind of sorcery is this. Delet nao

Welp, goodbye first place...

>dan stinkler

Rags win!

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oh wow oh woo wow i just hear about arod getting shot in Puerto Rico...I hope hes okay

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You arent funny

if arod lived in chicago he would still be unshot

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>The favela shanty town of chimpcongo

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Braves fans outta nowhere!

more like graves lmao lol

>Bavres beating up on the pirates is like winning the world series to them

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Sorry, I haven't been watching baseball very long, this is all so new and exciting!

t. butthurt faillies fan upset they're going to lose the division after getting stuck with a shitty outfielder

It's going to be so funny when the barves collapse.

>Phils and Dbacks set record for number of combined home runs in a game, with 13

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>cusb

>cusbs

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It's a glorious time when the cusbs lose and all the lifelongs scurry out of the genny.

b-b-b-based

Lifelong here

This banter is bubbling over!

>Lifelong here
well hello there

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I hoped the thread wasn't shit, but I came in and here we are.

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Wrong.

t. Doyerfag

RIP Papi

Press "F"

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Fuck, no TA?

Name them

f to pay respects kek f to pay respects!

That's not true, i just looked it up.

Welington Castillo
Yonder Alonso
Jose Rondon
Yolmer Sanchez
Ryan Cordell
Leury Garcia
Eloy Jimenez
Charlie Tilson
Jose Abreu

>ywn come home to futa trout shenis

I had no clue

Joe Kelly is based and redpilled desu desu

doyers!

>Joe Kelly

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>the closeups showing him getting increasingly sweaty
feel bad for him but he choked it so bad

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hm...let's take a look at the theory behind this

OHHHHH ON NO NONONONO!
IT WAS FOUR TO NOTHING!!!!!! AH!!!!!!

SCUBA KEK SCUBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCBA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHH MO MO MO MO MO MO!!!! SCUBA KEK...SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek philthy

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES!!!!!!!! AHH~!!!!!!!!!!!

PHILTHEIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOLA NOLA NOLA NOLA!!!!!!1

I couldn't stop even if I wanted to...

BAVRESSSSSSSSSSSSS! KEK BAVRES !!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!

philthy kek

lmao doyers

Hmm.. Just give me some philthy kek... I'll crack this enigma

doyers kek
...
...
DOYERS OH NO NO No!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOE SMELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS 3-0!!!! AHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOHOHOHOH
HOHOHOHOHO KELLY OHOHOHOHO KELLY OHOHOHOH

joe smelly lol

AL West?
More like AL Best!

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Someone wank this asshole.

oh you're gonna get a wank that you better bank on

Damn, should've watched the Rockies game

>Kurt Suzuki grand slam

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I honestly had no idea

I honestly didn't even know

Kaapo Kakko desu

I'm sorry but philthies kek

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They actually broke the home run record. That's how shitty some of those pitchers are

Hughes is better

ay bruh my bad bruh my bad but philthies kek

It's the juiced balls man

Are people aware of how good Chicken Wolf was?

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philthies kek philthies

Eickhoff has given up the second most home runs in baseball despite not even having enough innings pitched to qualify for the leaderboard

There's no way im not better than this guy and i've never touched a baseball in my life

does /mlb/ rate some of my country legends like Bob Abreu, Omar Vizquel or Andrés Galarraga?

I've always wondered how foreigners see them

nym v nyy doubleheader gamethread

for me its manny machaddy and the daddies.

oh shut the fuck up

Shut your mouth twat

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Based cubcards alliance

>Angels sign Will Wilson
For what purpose? Is Simmons hurt that bad?

based... based cubinals

cubinals with the brotherly love

Nintendo won the Vidya Cup.
Nintendo used to onw the Mariners
Ergo /mlb/ won the Vidya Cup.

No, tell me about Chicken Wolf!

>Omar Vizquel
The best ss to ever play the game

He was Babe Ruth's uncle. Played in St.Louis

Reminder that Bum needs to go fishing when he finally get some time to stop crying.

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What that nigga needs to do is to come to Philadelphia

Well that is where all the washed-up players seem to be going.

>Dead Sox

Rip Papi

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

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Braves send Gausman to the 10 day IL for Plantar fasciitis, which probably signals his end as a starter after getting shelled again, probably give Newcomb another shot as a starter and either have him and Folty compete for the fifth start spot after Keuchel gets another start or two in the minors or move to a 6 man rotation

Wtf is with everyone saying the Dodgers won? Wtf?

can someone tell me if arod is okay after his surgery for the gun shot wounds he suffer in purto rico

Dogpile this faggot.

make him bleed

None of this is right, retard

nym v nyy gamethread

Do you guys usually nut in between innings?

In between pitches for me.

I nut in portuguese skanks when I have to go to yurop with my big american cock and they beg me to take them back to the states

dead thread

It's okay. I'm dead inside anyway.

Get this thread to the hospital. Run all the lights

Someone quick get the defibrilators! The genny is in a state of shock!

Wouldn't doubt it. That's how Mark Teixeira was born

>lifelong makes cringey thread
>nobody shows up
really makes ya think

Sorry

my apologies

baste

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really liked how angular cbp was on the inside. very nicely laid out

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>muh 300 foot HRs

hey did you ever update that pitching/batting efficiency chart?
I wanted to see if the rays position was affected by the series with the twins

let me cook one up, gimme a second

TWINS

Just give me time

you've had time. where are the results?

well how bout that, back in the stratosphere...meanwhile we still can't score for shit

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>Rags heading north for the summer

I can crack the code

hardly affected at all, I guess.
and goddamn seeing where detroit is sitting is making me extra salty about that pathetic loss to them.

top 10 producers while i'm at it

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What the fuck??

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looks like a skateboard to me

Why are there no fans at the Astros game?
One of the largest cities in America and a first place team and no one at the park?

Also WTF happened to the hill?

Nobody cares about the Asstros

Is it just because southerners are bad sports fans? Or is there more to it?

I hope another hurricane hits Houston

Texas is football county

>be houston
>lose

So is Wisconsin but that doesn't stop Brewers fans from going to games

Its usually full on the weekends.
Rags are the same way.

>hill
They removed it for fear of possible injuries and to add more seating.

this^

>Ok imagine making this commute
>in 102 degree weather with 80% humidity
>finally make it to the ballpark after witnessing multiple rubberneckers make the commute even longer
>parking is $50 near the ballpark
>$20 if you are willing to walk 2-3 miles
>make it to the gate
>tickets are expensive as fuck

>Fuck that shit man I'd rather watch from home. Remind you, we have little to no public transportation in Houston so drivers are always fucking up on the road. The 2 hour roundtrip commute for me is just on a good day. We're not like the east coast where public transportation is convenient and you don't live 25-30 miles away from your home ballpark.

>astros
>fans

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>>$20 if you are willing to walk 2-3 miles
jesus fuck, thats ridiculous

>be houston
>lose

>cusbs

Astros desu desu, also i can smell that one rags poster

>tlose

Lol nene poster is a schizo!!

I mean that dog poster is pretty stanky, you should take a shower

>losstros kek losstros

>Red cucks

>rags in park home run
Red Sox are done for...

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Just give me some wheeze kek, I'll solve the kek lol

For the Tlose or the Memeiners? cause honestly
>cusb

kek lol wheeze

hm let me solve the wheeze. we need to kek lol

holy shit he didn't make it

F

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I'm just gonna say it, Ketel Marte deserves to be an all-star. That boy can just flat out hit.

>reaching this hard

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>dodgers of titles
ok dubs and the AL wins another series

>Lets leave Chris Archer out there one more inning, what could go wrong?

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>Poorats

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Yea Forumslvarez

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I am talking about tonight specifically. It has filled out a bit since my comment, a lot of late arrivals apparently, but still, the fact that a first place team in a city of 7 Million people is averaging smaller crowds than than Milwaukee and its 1.5 Million, even though Houston has the fucking best record in the league

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go astros.....

Freeways Eries part 2

BASED BAUER IS BACK

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>7 million
Not nearly that many people in the urban core. Most live in the suburbs or even further out so its not always easy to attend when that entails driving downtown during peak weekday commuter traffic. Last game I went to was sold out but even then you'd see empty seats simply due to people walking around.

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holy fucking cringe

>Most live in the suburbs or even further out so its not always easy to attend when that entails driving downtown during peak weekday commuter traffic
this applies to literally every city in America

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quints for /mlb/ X /cric/ frenship

About to drop Matt "one year wonder" Carpenter from muh fantasy team
Anyone got anything to say to deter me?

no sir

kek another win for based /mlb/

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ok this is epic and utterly based

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b-b-b-based!

Fuck Ohtani and fuck fish

>5 walks to 6 Ks
Looks like he's just as shit as ever but Cincinnati's offense is just worse than him.

based

My blow jays on pace for 109 losses lads

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jasy kek jasy

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>5 numbers in a row

is that something that really needs to be celebrated?

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>D
>E
>T
>O
>I
>L
>E
>T

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>SCUBBIE KEK SCUBBIE

niiiiiiice

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>random ass storm hits ATL at the top of 9th
>ATL leading 7-5
>weather delay
just call the game wtf

Miggy got fat

...

kek

they have to wait 30 minutes before the umps can call the game over.

Also, the home team is the one that chooses if the game gets delayed.
so checkmate, pie-rats.

it's a pretty big storm that's moving right on top of the area. it's not gonna stop in the next 20 minutes or so.

Based

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>doyers

Rags Win!

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>cusb

Good Old White Sox bullpen. Sorry for the HBPs nats.

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>mfw cubes

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THE WHITE SOX ARE CHOKING

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white sox bullpen finally regressing I see. it was going to happen eventually
maybe colome can hold out to the trade deadline somehow, he'll probably just blow it here also though

Sigh........

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Bases loaded walk incoming

new

tybg