RIP David Ortiz

Going to a DR hospital is a death sentence

sports.yahoo.com/boston-red-sox-david-ortiz-shot-dominican-republic-hospitalized-020705191.html

Regression to the mean

RIP tourism industry in DR

Dominicans are subhuman.

never pays to be a cheater, fraud

DR truly is a shithole, or it may applies to almost every Caribbean countries.

>be dominican
>get shot

It is non-existent at the first place.

>be famous multi-millionaire
>can afford to live anywhere in the world
>choose an impoverished third world island full of niggers because that's where you're from

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supposedly it's the sex tourism capital of the western hemisphere. for a dollar you can just go to pound town on any woman you want.

I don’t understand why DR is so glamorized in Germany

Some people are like that and get homesick even if it's a shit location
Like it's nowhere near as bad as the DR, but Warren Buffett is rich enough to live literally anywhere in the world and he chooses to stay in Nebraska

Dude was an absolute force on the Twins for many years!

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>shot in the leg
>expected to fully recover

relax kids

>chooses to stay in Nebraska
he bought it cash. you can't get appointed dog catcher without his approval. in new york he'd just be another billionaire.

>shot in the leg
>dead in 24 hours

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Holy shit this. This is nothing to fucking downplay. Not to mention it's the fucking Dominican Republic.

Is this true

a DR hospital is recovery on nightmare mode. he’ll be lucky to keep his leg

Yes. I remember this whole chain of events well. People thought Sean was going to be fine until it was realize he was shot in a major leg artery and had no chance of having that fixed. I nearly died from a similar injury, but I was given medical attention swiftly that had me revived twice. Gunshots can really fuck you up if they're in the wrong place.

Exactly what I was going to bring up
Yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Taylor#Death

> Former Boston Red Sox slugger and Dominican star David Ortiz was shot and wounded at an entertainment center in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, his father told ESPN's Enrique Rojas.

> "They called to tell me that David is injured and that they took him to a medical center, but they did not tell me how he is or exactly where he was transferred," Leo Ortiz said via telephone from the Dominican Republic.

>"At the moment, everything is confusing. I'm trying to find out where they took my son," Mr. Ortiz added.

>According to a report from Dominican TV station CDN 37, Ortiz was shot in the leg.

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he had a good run

better to burn out than fade away

F

And to think that it wasn't in a traffic accident, like all the other players there

RIP SEAN
HTTR IN HEAVEN

>Be Dominican
>get shot

Why don't they have better gun control?

>can either be godking of the prairie, where the cost of living is dirt cheap
>or just another rich-ass dope in some big city
He has the right idea.

Dude who shot him getting the shit beat out of him by based Dominicans
twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1137909115659984896

twitter.com/LaurabonnellyV/status/1137896518302744576/video/1

That's literally every country in the American continent, except USA and Canada.

>be dominican
>play in america
>get shot

>replies
Jesus fucking Christ people are soft. That little shit deserves to be beaten publicly.

And nothing of value was lost

Those nigga buy 200k cars and get drink then speed on shitty roads when its pouring rain

Damn, street justice at work.

So, is it just a lone drunktard with a gun?

based

Liberalism is a mental disorder

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youtube.com/watch?v=lfF0nPU6jiU

>3rd world countries

Just when I thought I had found all the reasons to be ashamed of having Dominican ancestry

I'm sure you're right

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>donald trump is the best president ever even though he shorted my brotha for that hvac job... 9/11 was an inside job and tom brady is a dirt cheater

>David Ortiz told ER doctor “please don’t let me die. I’m a good man”

>cheating steroid piece of shit
FUCK BOSTON

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He's going to be okay bros

Just go castrate yourself you insufferable faggot. No one likes you.

ded

Found your trigger.

Got caught lackin'

nigger justice system, fucking monkeys

Ortiz deserves it for even going to that shithole

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Not even people from Boston like you, that's how much of a self-righteous cunt you are. You are the main reason why we have a bad rap on this board. Just castrate yourself.

damn he got busted up. he he in jail yet?

I would like to do the same thing.

Why you mad, tho?

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CONDITION UNKNOWN

As a Yankees fan, I just want to say to all the Boston fans that I know we have had our differences over the years, but lol

uh oh spaghetti-os

why would any wealthy person choose to live in a third world shithole.

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YO GUYS!!

I JUST HEARD MAN WTF

I KNOW YOU BE HURTIN DAWGS BUT PLEASE DON'T HURT ANYBOUDY OR YOSELFS
Hit me up if ya'll got any questions

Man, it's a dark day and we gotta stop killin each other bro

Again, I'm here for ya dawgs, I'll always be here for ya when ya need me

F

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>but lol
haha got heem

ESPN is reporting it was shot in the back and the bullet went out through his stomach. He's in surgery now.

>david-ortiz

That;s what you get for going back to your shit hole.

why the fuck do you think you left in the first place?

YOU DON'T FUCKING SHOOT BIG PAPI WTF
PAPI MOVE TO BOSTON

I don't know, alot of folks live in Alabama though.

Just a flesh wound.

>a-roid

Probably to keep a closer eye on his drug smuggling business, which is probably what got him no scoped.

even for rich and famous people?

Did you miss the word "apparently"?

>surgery in the Dominican republic
RIP

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whats it like in the DR?
are there qt latinas there?

what's so based about them if you can get shot there.

POSTING LAUGHING PAPIS TO HEAL BIG PAPI

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Link?

>go to 3rd world shit hole
>get shot

>twitter.com/Jared_Carrabis/status/1137914924343148547

"The doctor in emergency says that David Ortiz said, 'Please do not let me die; I am a good man.' Shot between the left side of the lower back and left through the abdomen."

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I still miss him bros...

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same on local boston news
source: my tv

Just heard on SportsCenter. They cited a reporter in the Dominican Republic.

HE'S ACTUALLY IS A GOOD MAN SO GOD WON'T LET HIM DIE

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fpbp

>twitter.com/Jared_Carrabis/status/1137919041782341633

"I don't feel comfortable posting the surveillance video, but after seeing it, this did not look like an attempted robbery. This was a fucking coward shooting somebody in the back. This piece of shit deserves all of the worst things in the world. Pull through, Papi."

fuck yes, but there's also black people, you have to tread carefully

>don't go to 3rd world shithole
>get shot in america
at least he got shot at home

There was a shooting on Huntington Ave in broad daylight last week.

COULD BE A LIVER SHOT

God is not real and good men die all the time
But I hope Big Papi makes it

BASED

> worshipped in boston as a demigod
> go back to DR 3rd world shithole where nobody cares about you and you're just a rich target
> get shot in robbery attempt
ortiz lost more brain cells to his roids

twitter.com/Anaridis/status/1137916121892433920

Surveillance video

America is a 3rd world shithole

Parts of it is, but not in Boston.

i know exactly where i was when i found out he died, i'll never forget

F to a real one

he didn't have a security team? seems crazy to me to just stroll in there as a multi million dollar baseball legend

Watch the aftermath videos.

>good man
>juicer

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Get off your VPN it's not allowed here

PLEASE LIVE
I LOVE YOU BIG PAPI

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>chief of police says David Ortiz is stable

look at the survelillance video. The place was a madhouse, it would be incredibly easy to sneak up to him

Not here in MAGA country

The doctor in emergency says that David Ortiz said "please do not let me die, I am a good man". Shot between the left side of the lower back and left through the abdomen

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of course he did. He's trying to avoid a full-scale riot with any hint of bad news.

>Shootston

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>Testimony from someone at the restaurant: Ortiz was taking photos with fans and the guy came up from behind him and shot him. Blood everywhere. Man here speaking believes he acted alone.

Yeah after seeing this I think he's done for. That was a really close shot

point blank shot from behind in a public space

This is not a robbery

naha MAGA is the worst. it is full of violent meth addicts.

>shootston
>not going with Massashootus

liver shot?

I cried the day he died man, wore #21 in high school for football in his memory. And I'm a Giants fan.

WHY
H
Y

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THATS STRAIGHT UP MURDER

playing for the red sox is degenerate

overrated as fuck in the latina hierarchy

From the video it is more of a mobster style assassination.

PAPI
LIVE

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Translated: Eddy Feliz Garcia, who shot David Ortiz, according to national police.

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Some dominicans were saying he was going after a rapper (secreto: youtube.com/watch?v=mvHzpuRBxJY) but they might not know shit, might just be saying that because the guy's a rapper

Fuck him up more

all negatived and edgy posters itt BTFO by BIG PAPI's

BIG

SURVIVE

they should call him BIG SURVIVE

because HE LIVES

>BASED PAPI!!!!
BIG PAPI LIVE

>all negative and edgy posters itt btfo!
BTFO BY BIG PAPI HP

HUGE HP

HE LIVES

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dead man walking once he goes to lockup

see

unironically one of those things that I remember vividly from childhood, seeing it on sportscenter

also remember Steve Irwin's death and thinking it was a joke at first

HE LIVES
PAPI SURVIVED IT
LEGEND

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Why why why why. F.

twitter.com/Anaridis/status/1137916121892433920

and they got one of the guys i think
twitter.com/incarceratedbob/status/1137920039456321537

Don't fucking die on us, large father.

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OK WHAT'S HIS BLOOD TYPE

MINE B+
YOURS?

YOUR BLOOD??

REPLY !!!!!!!
WE WILL GIVE BIG PAPI OUR BLOOD

I HAVE O- BLOOD! SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE AND HOW TO SEND IT!

The police will kill him ever before he gets to lockup.

kos(kill on sight) order for sure. from what ive been told by dominicans here the jails are at least as bad as youd expect

Is Sportscenter not even covering it

BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE
BIG PAPI LIVE
>BIG PAPI LIVE

SURVIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=AoTnGa-Dckw
>youtube.com/watch?v=AoTnGa-Dckw
youtube.com/watch?v=AoTnGa-Dckw
>youtube.com/watch?v=AoTnGa-Dckw

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The Blues can't possibly win the Stanley Cup now, correct?

Man, imagine going to this shithole. The shooting was bad enough but the aftermath just confirms it as a lawless ghetto where anarchy reigns.

correct; meme magic prevents it

W'ERE GOING TO DR

TONIGHT.

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blacks are uncivilized and have no impulse control. They never built civilization and were thus never domesticated

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Is it about who's going to LA to join up with Lebron? Then the answer is no.

>translated

Eloy Ortiz, brother of David, says that the Big Papi is being operated but everything points to it going well

Red Sox announce here that there is an ambulance plane available to transfer David Ortiz if necessary.

Doctor Abel Gonzalez III said that they still operate on David Ortiz and one more hour is left before surgery ends. It says this stable

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twitter.com/Anaridis/status/1137916787696328704

yikes

it's baseball, so probably not

I might have to call him Big Sloppy after that one.

ESPN reporting David Ortiz's is "out of the danger zone" and is in "stable condition."

>believing the jewish narrative

here he is getting shot

top middle of screen, guy just unloads multiple bullets into his back

twitter.com/Ms_Noelia/status/1137917639223926785

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boring

I WANT THE BEST 10 TUFTS BETH ISRAEL LAHEY BRINGHAM I DON'T CARE ALL OF BOSTON THE BEST DOCTORS IN ALL OF BOSTON WITH THIS MAN ON HIS PRIVATE JETS GOING TO DIMINICAN

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's not really true at all. The reason the global south is fucked up is because of capitalistic gringos like you.

I'm not trusting anything until he's out of the hospital

>being located in the dominican republic
>out of the danger zone

pick one.

people still watch Sportscenter?

whitey didn't encounter shitskins until the last 500 years, what were you retards doing for the previous 50,000 years?

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based as fuck

Who are the moors for 800, alex

>until the last 500 years
not him but come on user this is fucking bullshit and you know it

*out of the Dominican Republic

completely senseless. Hope he's ok

this is how justice should be served

>"out of the danger zone"
So they flew him out of that third world shithole?

Building Civilizations that were erased and destructed by you guys? The Incas, Andeans, Tainos, the empires in africa, Arabs where advancing in maths while Europeans where bathing in mud.

Clarissa Molina is a qt

HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
>HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH

HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
>HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
>HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH
>HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH

BASED
I
G

PAPI

all negatived and edgy posters itt BTFO by BIG PAPI's
>all negatived and edgy posters itt BTFO by BIG PAPI's

big PAPI

they should call him BIG SURVIVE
>he's gonna pull through
HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH

BASED

P A P I

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yeah if they were so advanced how come they got wiped out

THEY'RE BEING CHOPPERED OFF THE ROOF OF MGH AS WE SPEAK, HEADED TO LOGAN.

>one shot
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IDIOT
PAPI HAS MORE HP THAN THAT

LMAO FUCKING MORON
ENJOY BEAT TO DEATH IN JAIL IDIOT

>ONE SHOT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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damn bruh they tried to take papi and bushwick bill on the same day

Why would someone shoot Minnesota Twins legend David Arias? That guy was terrible at baseball.

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damn
F

;_;7

>entire "great" civilization gets btfo by like 50 dudes from the other side of the world on it's own turf
>u wuz in caves cracker

so if you guys had a headstart why were whites able to surpass you so easily?

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>ENJOY BEAT TO DEATH IN JAIL IDIOT
Yeah, like he is going to make it to jail. In the DR.

>Spend years shit-talking David Ortiz and calling him a motherfucker in every way possible
>Something bad actually happens to him and now I feel like a scumbag

This sucks.

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Because even though you post your copypastas about "genetic violence" these societies werent speedrunning new weapons to kill each other like those crazy fucks in europe. They had self sustaining fullfilling life but the white man's greed had no end. Now we are all stuck in this neoliberal hellhole all dead inside shitposting in a dominican mangu farming anime imageboard on a sunday night. What a sad piece of shit you are to see a man being shot as a result of the greed and self hating colonial system and scars left by the white man to push your agenda. The all mighty white race dying because their women dont even want to fuck them.

Why would the guy do this? Would killing papi give him some clout or something? I feel like it'd do the exact opposite, everybody would want to murder you

ffs how do you fuck up a gun murder when you're that close?

devs nerfed accuracy while moving

why didnt they just amputate it?

inb4 history of mental illness

ENDED CURSE
youtube.com/watch?v=QlTZgoFUomQ

ENDED THE DETROIT TIGERS FRANCHISE
>youtube.com/watch?v=HJyxzaLNlNw

HIT AN UNIRONIC .688/.760/1.188 IN THE WORLD SERIES
>LMAO
>TARDINALS
>STAN MUSIAL TURNING OVER IN GRAVE

>ONLY SHOT ONCE
AND YOU THINK HE'LL DIE?????
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU IDIOT
>ONLY SHOT ONCE AND YOU THINK HE DIES

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ONLY
ONCE

ONLY SHOT ONCE AND YOU THINK HE DIES/??? LMAO YOU BRAIN DEAD IDIOT

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instantly smashing bottles over the guys head lel

>play in the mud for 50,000 years with no advancements, killing each other violently in tribal warfare
>"we wuz livin fulfilling lives whyte boi"

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probably had to repay a debt to the wrong people to keep his children alive or something. I've seen a few movies in my day.

sounds like your world view is clouded by your lack of sex

Wtf. I’m a northeastern alum and did not hear about this. Where on Huntington?

>be Dominican
>get shot

apparently Dominican hospitals are surprisingly good. lots of people get cheap plastic surgery there

>be the second greatest dh of all time
>get shot

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Lmao you fucking incel. You refuse to learn about systemic deletion of culture because your too stupid to see. All you do is spew copypastas like the inbred you are. If you think your life in a computer screen is much better in the same enviroment that commodifies every single aspect of your existence then you are a sick sick child.

VIVA LA REPUBLICA DOMINICANA

FUCK HAITI

FUCK THE WHITES

LONG LIVE TAINOS

lots of people also need trips to the emergency room after dominican plastic surgery gave them infections

blacks will literally just kill somebody out of jealousy, crabs in a bucket

look at the shooting of nipsey hustle, guy was trying to help his community and got killed for it

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>some fat nigger gets taken out
Good

foxnews.com/us/prosecutors-boston-cabbie-fatally-shot-after-declining-ride

simple answer, disease.

t. Mariano Riviera

Trump curse.

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so is it fair to say he's not playing this season?

bros..... if he doesn’t make it...no....tell me he’ll pull through..

>posting as if he's going to die
MORONS

LITERALLY ONLY SHOT ONCE

AND YOU THINK A LIVING HERO IS GOING TO DIE?????

LMAO

BIG PAPI HAS MORE HP THAN THAT

IDIOTS

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yes i don't think he will play in mlb this season

>gambling your life on Dominican surgeons after you’re shot in the abdomen
Uh mate I have bad news for you

>not a robbery
>ortiz is out of surgery, in a clinic
>the thing about blood was just bullshit
>shooter has fractures in skull, ribs and right leg
>only one bullet: passed through ortiz's back/abdomen, hit the other guy in the leg

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look at his big fucking head. why not aim for that? stupid, simple as

David Ortiz did steroids lol

>youtube.com/watch?v=EUDBnthFJNI

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=EUDBnthFJNI
>youtube.com/watch?v=EUDBnthFJNI

youtube.com/watch?v=EUDBnthFJNI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO
O

NO

HE LIVES

HE HAS TO

>shooter has fractures in skull, ribs and right leg
only that? he's lucky he wasn't Qaddafi'd desu

Already 200 replies.

Advice:

Stop eating monkey, gain muscle mass, clean up your Favela.

>Americans talking shit about another countries healthcare system

lol another blow for bombston. maybe they can resign his bloated corpse before they fall 20 games behind the yankees this year

>only one bullet

LITERALLY

ONLY

SHOT

ONCE

>AND YOU IDIOTS THINK HE'S GOING TO DIE????
LMAOOOOOO

our system sucks for a lot of people financially, sure. But the care itself is among the best in the world.

America has the best healthcare in the world for rich people

A gut shot is bad wherever you are, but he'll be on a plane to Boston as soon as he's stable, if they can get him stable.

shit's fucked
obviously reports are saying he's stable but that doesnt mean shit. crazy man

So, sincerely, who did Big Papi manage to piss off in order to get a hit taken out on him?
Did he owe money or something? Did he fuck up the Topps commercials?

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Was he a Yankees fan lads?

or anyone who goes to an er and says yo no tengo dinero

HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH

The fact it went straight through is the most encouraging thing. Dipshit was probably using a 9mm FMJ instead of hollow point. Papi will make it and this dude just got himself killed for nothing.

so if it went straight through and into the other guy's leg, isn't that a good sign?

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BASED PAPI

Means the other guy is fucked

thankfully he got to care within the golden hour
his chances for survival are amplified

loooool dumb ass yankee fans tried to KILL him

instead just HANDED HIM first ballot hall of fame

LMAOOOOO
>STANKEES

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nah he's fine

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does anything about this situation lead you to believe hes intelligent enough to know anything about bullet types and calibers?

Yes. A hollow point would have likely stayed in his body and expanded the wound cavity. All the energy of the bullet would have been absorbed by his body. But because it exited cleanly and hit another, it was not as traumatic to his body. The only question is whether it hit any organs.

THANKS YOU BASED BIG PAPI FOR SAVING YOUR OWN LIFE AND ALSO THIS GUYS

This is true, I'm half-Panamanian and have been there with my family plenty of times and any time it's remotely humid or warm where I am I feel nostalgic for Panama, even though it's a garbage filled shithole. Probably because I love my family.

ONE.

BULLET.

FIRST.

BALLOT.

>PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI PAPI
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9/10 guera hubba bubba

why would someone shoot ortiz and then just stick around

Papi is in the hospital and his condition is stable. He'll be fine.

busy sticking around trying to tell mob about all those 19th century yankees world series wins

Because he was an incel that wanted to die but wanted to be famous.

>steroid user
>HOF
That’s gunna be a no

damn he got the doc marten stomp

pretty sweet get coming up lads

I don't think you know what that word means, you fucking mouthbreather.

doubts before from false lies new york jew report
wounded martyr baseball hero after

>literally shot only once
and you thought he was going to die
lmao

SURVIVED

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You’ve posted about 100 times spamming the same shit. Are you schizo or what is going on here

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BTFO ISLAM TERRORIST
BTFO ASSASSIN TERRORIST

FIRST
I
R
S
T

BALLOT
A
L
L
O
T

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WHY DIDNT HE DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you're allowed to post a lot in game day (shooting) threads

Gosh you sound like such a faggot. I hate you already

Is it confirmed he’s stable and out of surgery?

because the shooter forgot his .50 crew served hmg

Who is getting those 3s for /ourguy/

Digits confirm he dies before sunrise in Boston tomorrow

Roll

FUCK THE RED SOX

>STANKEES
>STANKEES
>STANKEES
>STANKEES
>STANKEES

SURVIVED

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God is a Boston fan

DHs don't belong in the Hall

reroll

3s for he’s dead

close

nice try, but literally FIRST BALLOT now

Damnit, we were this close to greatness

roll for a dead fat nigger from a "civilization" that never was

...

rest in piss ortiz

embarrassing
embarrassing
you embarrassed yourself

send a personal apology note to big papi's hotel room and some flowers

cuh ringe

the threes that SAVED and GAVE BLOOD to big papi!!!!!!!!

>people getting this riled up over an obese roided up DH
I bet he had his drug friends put the hit on him because he missed the spot light. Sad!

hey this isn't a general thread you tee baller, i think you're a little out of your're'r element

Cringe

you need to think about reigning things in

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Hey 93333427,
This is not a general thread. I know a lot of teams need to post in those threads. But this is a red sox thread, and the standards for posts are a little higher than what you've done tonight. Please let me know what you're willing to do to correct this

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you're this close to punching your ticket

>thinking
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET FUCK(*D YOU IDIOT HE
HE
HE
hE
LIVES

>one bullet
SURVIVED

only this close to punching YOUR DUMB ASS HEAD IN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they literally tried to shoot Him (once) AND HE LIVEd aaaahahhahahaha you CAN"T BE SERIOUS

SHOT HIM

BUT HE LIVED

>FIRST BALLOT
LITERALLY ONLY SHOT HIM ONCE

LMAOOOOOOOOO

You spamming this thread is the cringiest thing I’ve seen on Yea Forums in months

nah, not since the opiate epidemic

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better luck next time, killer

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>an obese roided up DH
sounds pretty based, 2bh

Shooter confirmed for Yankees operative

Must have been hit in an artery

what is that ink on his chest
latin kings?

Look at his tattoo, he was a member of the Latin kings. This is gang related

I literally got stopped in the street by a guy who felt it was important enough to tell a stranger about
who even is this?

F

Not the Latin King’s logo- google it

top tier shitposting m8

An obese steroid abuser that is now involved in the drug trade of central america

Dad?

then what is it a burger king fan

Looks close enough to some of the tattoos I found online. It looks like it is a home done tattoo, not a professional one so it’s shitty

David Ortiz's father says David is already at rest, there were no affected organs and total recovery is expected.

and the kings ARE in the dr

dad's dad

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he'll be ok

luckily he wasn't driving down there

how viable is that bullet proof lining that john wick uses or is that even a real thing. i'd be wearing shit like that at all times if i was rich and famous

who /outlaw/ here?

He's probably looking at a week of ICU critical care.

too much hp

Anyway, I heard he was plying his trade in Lawrence.

BASED GRANDE PAPITO

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according to google he was shot in the lower back it went all the way through and he is now in surgery. don't think he will die. either way I will pray for him

>mfw the janitor was so fat, he got shot blank point and a hot pocket saved him

Shootston sounds a lot like Houston. Shotston is more like Boston.

He doesn't look very feliz to me

He’s not dead

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Boston is stooping so low as to fake a minor shooting so that there is some narrative for thier rigged sports team winning again after forcing game 7

Found the cuckifornian

you can just see it now, ortiz in a wheelchair even though he could probably walk by october throwing out the first pitch with everybody sobbing. shit, put on some patches in his honor right now on their jerseys

Take your meds, schizo

>SURVIVED

GRACIAS

A

DIOS

Shot in the back, exited via stomach.

Of all the US sports figures to get shot Papi would have been really low on my most likely list.

I am literally the greatest poster in Yea Forums history, you piece of shit.

Address me with respect.

>It's paradise if you're rich!

You could say the same about most third world shitholes.

>leave usa
>get shot
it really makes you think

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Do you have any more of these Africa stories?

>t.never been in DR
It's one of the first destination for tourism in the world in the center of santo domingo there is more european tourist than locals

>le budget Miami

Watching him get his head kicked into that wall was extremely satisfying. Usually videos of brutal acts like that make me squeamish. Even watching UFC shit sometimes. But when it's a well deserved beating like this one it's a completely different story. Supposedly this guy was on the motorcycle with the actual shooter and the other guy got away. He'd be better off killing himself than facing what's coming to him.

webm version

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the other guy had bottles smashed on his head

>gets shot
>doesn't die
BASED BIG PAPI

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DUMB IN A CAN

Can someone make webms of all the angry mob beating videos? I wanna see the faggots getting their faces beat but Twitter didn't fucking load.

SURE. i usually do them for /hoc/ but this is far more importante

this one was posted already i think

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>call another man papi
sport fans are such fucking faggots

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do the one with bloody face

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right here

cancel christmas

this one supposedly shows Ortiz being shot

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Looks like steroids aren't the only shot he's caught.

Any translations besides all the swears? Like what are the dudes being beat saying. Like 90% of the dialogue I could make out were insults from the crowd.

Leave him alive we need him to talk

Another longer vid from other angle, part 1

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i hate this fucking guy and he deserved it but i can only imagine how fucking frightened his punk ass was

where are you finding the vids on twitter? just searching david ortiz

Part 2

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Same, that one is from here:
twitter.com/COED/status/1137937258017898497

ok thank you

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Vid from after all this happened. They didn't even bother to load him in an ambulance even though they were on the scene.

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This will power the Red Sox to another World Title
Based

>hating on someone giving out interesting information

you're literally a cancerous retarded child

update: still immortal

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Dominican here. It used to be pretty nice in the 2000's but crime has been pretty rampant over the last decade. I want to go back to visit but I fear for my life.

who?

That was weak as hell, I was expecting a much severe beatdown

He died? Damn. RIP

I wonder what his motive was.

Might not survive the night in prison to find out

S for Steroids

RIP big papi

>well known public figure worth $50 million
>hanging out at a club in a third world country

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It looked like a hired hit, so its important not to fuck the guy up too much. Need to question him about who hired him.

It serves him right , he was hanging out in trashy bar full of drug dealers, prostitutes and criminals

fuck the entirety of hispanola

Based

He's not dead.

Had the pleasure of meeting David Ortiz at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

>leave america
>get shot

am i in bizarro world?

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He survived, but is going to get further treatment in Boston which could take a while.

Really? I heard it was a disco that was part of some amusement center. Did gangsters take it over or something?

Seriously. Why didn't he go somewhere upscale and safe like the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas????

t. Eddy Feliz Garcia's brother

Eddy VLADIMIR Feliz Garcia hmmmmm.

Video taken down from Twitter. Who has some videos?

scroll up

cuck drug lord: 0
the immortal large father: 1

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heavy.com/sports/2019/06/david-ortiz-suspect-beaten-video/

Big Papi was essentially a clout martyr.

Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 43-year old.

As Big Papi was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.

The moral lesson of Big Papi's life story should be a cautionary tale of the horrors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.

RIP Big Papi. See you in Heaven...

He's alive you retarded leaf

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"The authorities have ruled out that it was a robbery.

"It was an act of hired killer, if we had known that there was a dangerous situation, he would not have been there at that moment," said Leo Lopez, rejecting the attempt on the life of the former baseball player had to see for a romance with some woman.
Due to the fact, the National Police has detained Eddy Feliz García, 25 years old, who received medical attention at the Darío Contreras hospital after being beaten by those who accompanied Ortiz. They also chase a man who fled on foot from the crime scene."

>alex rodriguez hired a hitman

This, the DR is an awful fucking place. Someone probably offered him a dollar

What's a good movie?

still we believe: the red sox movie

godzilla vs fenway

reported

Gran Torino

isn't this an xxxtentacion copypasta lel

Hola eddy

a disgusting bunch of poltads and white supremacists are suddenly in love with the man who happened to hit the ball really well. even though they absolutely despise his race, his heritage and 100% of his compatriots. that's quite a cognitive dissonance, cupcakes.

>everyone is /pol/
>everyone on /pol/ is 100% genuine and not just 'avin a laff
Embarassing new york state of mind, to be honest witchu

unironically have sex, incel

He is not dead yet, nobody can beat the big papi.

we said, obviously true and extremely based good sir, to the top with you!

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Link doesn't work. Anyone have a new link to security video?

Why would somebody want to wack large poppa?

fuck this sucks man

RIP big papi

Looks like they were aiming at a rapper who was next to David.

Probably offered a paycheck.

It was near a resort and other resorts have had serial poisoning incidents, there’s underground shit going on

so the lead injection did not prolong his career? oh well.

oh fuck

nypost.com/2019/06/10/drug-lord-may-have-hired-david-ortiz-shooter-over-alleged-affair-with-his-wife/

money cannot buy brains, I guess.

Yes he will not be coming out of his previous retirement.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7124467/Crowd-attacks-suspect-accused-shooting-David-Big-Papi-Ortiz.html

I was close enough.

Will big papi survive to ever have another big Dominican lunch?

yeah here are the details, from 1:02
youtube.com/watch?v=TD1CNqghN7Q

Dave had his bitch moaning ay big papi. And his shootas couldnt hit for shit. Probably now looking at jail time or death. Couldn't be a bigger cuck than this.

The drug lord (if the story is true) is now #1 on the DEA target list. Ask Manuel "Pineappleface" Noriega what happens next.

That was a long time ago. These days the jewsa and its halfnig soldiers get their shit pushed in over and over in the Korengal and then pretend on the internet that they won.

I bet this shooting is anime related

That drug lord has lot more influence outside of the DR. Papi will not survive on when this fucker continues to go after him.

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I'll take that bet. If there is a drug lord involved he either dies in a raid or does life in a supermax.

Since the DEA HQ is in Boston I'm sure there are plans right now to eliminate or arrest this motherfucker immediately before he kills Papi and others close to the Red Sox organization.

The more Dominicans kill other Dominicans, the better

Puelto liqueño roach detected

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First Babe Ruth hit a called shot, now someone has called in a hit on Big Papi

they're doing a moment of silence thing for him right now even though he lived

>“If we had known that there was a dangerous situation, he would not have been there at that time,” Lopez said.

What exactly is a non-dangerous situation there anyway lmao

Based and PlatanoPilled

...

DID THE YANKEES DO IT??? ???

I bet the Red Sox won't draft or sign a Dominican Republican player anymore as a BIG FUCK YOU for almost killing Big Papi.

Based

The CIA needs to just carpet bomb the fuck out of the king pin's villa and get it over with.

> #71 shittalking #80

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So is he gonna make it laddies.

Yes