The absolute state of R*ddit söys

liverpool have conned millions of these retards into thinking that being a liverpool fc fan is part of some greater undefined cause.
its a 2 generation long marketing campaign, liverpool fans will go anywhere to find a cause to rally behind no matter how retarded it is and all in spite of reality.

if you view following them as anything other than a bit of a laugh, being 'scouse' at heart, youre probably very lonely and devoid of any authentic meaning in your life and need to found an outlet closer to home

Also a glory hunting bandwagoner

I don't disagree. I just think that term is based overall desu

>Outsiders tended to call these people "scousers"

These people as in, poor people in Liverpool who eat this disgusting stew. If you've never left sunny Los Angeles you can't be a fucking scouser.

Yeah it is, it's a shame I can't find a good portuguese translation so I can use it against normies

>liverpool are the only scouse team

Really got the old noggin jogging

Fuck's sake go back.

yes it is, you inclusive pussy

It is. I grew up on the banks of the River Mersey, but on the other side. Not a scouser and quite comfortable about that. No idea what this guy is on.

That's not basketball

This

>Scousers are a bunch of f*ck*ng sad drama queens.It's like the whole cess-pit of a city is auditioning for Brookside. Cannae be denied.
>All I was saying is that when something bad happens in Liverpool, Youse c*nts go f*ck*ng do-lally. You take it as an excuse to parade banners at the football.....illsburgh.....i-sell.....I put on an imitation scouse nasal bleat.
>Why can't you just sit in the f*ck*ng house and mourn quietly, Why do you always have to turn everything into a tasteless audition for Brookside,to show who can be the most f*ck*d up by tragedy?
>Because we care, that's why. Because we stick together! The T-shirt spits out.
>Stick together! Ha! Youse c*nts are in and out of each others' hooses with each others' property all day long.
>Show the f*cking professional ghouls in that city something to mourn and they'll be out in force. That the boys from the black stuff shite...you b*st*rds are glad that there's nae jobs, n that, cause it gives you something to act so f*ck*n tragic and hard-done-by!
>The biggest tragedy though for you c*nts was that Lockerbie disaster happened somewhere else. Imaginethe fun youse c*nts would have had if that plane came down on some shitey Liverpool slum estate! It would have kept youse greeting and snarling in front of the cameras for years!

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FACT i am just as much a millwall hooligan as anyone who was born in england

Having that 'more than a club' attitude is bound to blow up in your face. One of these days an lfc player will be accused of sexual misconduct and you can watch the mental gymnastics unfold

just because you were lucky enough to be born in liverpool doesnt mean im not 100 percent scouse too, you cannot gatekeep me from achieving my dreams mate.

the worst ive seen has been the michael shields case
>The conviction of Liverpool F.C. supporter Michael Shields resulted from the attempted murder of Bulgarian citizen Martin Georgiev on 30 May 2005 with a paving slab in the Black Sea resort of Golden Sands, Bulgaria, following Liverpool F.C.'s 2005 UEFA Champions League win. Shields was arrested and subsequently convicted for the attack.[1] Shields launched two appeals against his conviction amid a high-profile campaign, in 2005 and 2006, but they both failed and the original verdict was affirmed. His prison term was reduced from 15 to 10 years after the second appeal – but with an increase in fine. With parole, he would have been due for release in 2010.[2]
>The campaigners organised public events to promote their cause, including displaying a live "Free Michael" mosaic spanning an entire stand at Liverpool's first home game of the 2005–2006 season against Sunderland.[11] This mosaic demonstration was repeated before a match against West Ham United in the 2008–2009 season, where the Kop stand formed a mosaic forming a "Free Michael Now" banner. The Shields campaign was subsequently criticised by the FA, who chose to take no action against the club for breaking FIFA rules on political protest.[12]

Get out zoomer

>lucky enough to be born in liverpool
like any dysgenic catholic shithole, anyone with any brains or capability leaves as soon as they can, further accelerating the decline

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Silly to make fun of Plebbit here when Yea Forums is literally Plebbit.

around 2012-2015 this board became the epitome of Redd!t, it's probably the most Redd!t board on this whole website.

Imagine hating your hometown SO MUCH that you dedicate your life to shitting all over it and pretending like you belong somewhere else.

uhh... are people really proud of being scouse? the fuck

Sincere question for the Liverpudians: what would happen if some arrogant American twink walked in to a working class Liverpool bar and proclaimed that he was Scouse because he's Scouse at heart? Would the good people of Liverpool buy him drinks and treat him decent?

Get ass fucked by some fatass

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the kids in the front row... they all died, right? and we keep posting the picture? and scouse are okay with this?

they lived long enough to know the police and maggie did it to them

They'd buy him drinks and rip the piss out of him.
tbqh its hardly unknown for Americans tourists to act like that anyway.

Blame Klopp he is the one laughing in the picture and not helping

at least the english put us down to our faces. everyone else just seethes.

why klopp such an asshole?!

Literally just eat less, how hard is it?

you're right! he can't keep getting away with it!

>Cannae be denied
What? Is this a British expression? What does this have to do with the Punic Wars?

>can not
its written with a working class scottish accent

Oh. I feel stupid now.

I'm also a Scouser for life since they won the Champions League. Since I swallowed the plastic pill being a football fan has become much more rewarding.

go back 2 reddit

I can only imagine how bad it is with certain types of people visiting Ireland and Italy.

the ancient roman occupiers covered up the extent of roman losses because hannibal was a strong black man. they denied cannae. also lake trasimene.

>Wanting to be scouse

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>the plastic pill

the only teams us fat americans can support are teams from london. take a pick, plenty to chose from

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Imagine being an actual Italian and some guy from New Jersey named Tom Williams that starts going on and on about how he's 1/4 Italian and how he's totally one of you.

>paulie asking for spaghetti at the restaurant in naples
Commendatori!

>tfw we need a loicense for that too, m8

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>thatissospursy
>USA fan

>plebbit is all doom and gloom
They're going to win now

I hope this notion gets spread and people stop buying Liverpool jerseys or supporting it, or caring for it.
This way MAdrid, Barcelona and United can continue to rule the market forever.

>go to r*ddit
>act surprised the "people" there are insufferable beta cu(ks

It seems like it died after 2012

What's it like to be unintelligent mate?

Kek gotta love this make-a-wish generation of weak ass fucks

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even r*dditors cant stand their own söyneess so they leak into muh sp, but they can't do shit their tiny brains get crushed without an upvote system so they die out pretty fast

based high iq post and digits

Now Post this on reddit

Can you elaborate more on the 2 generation campaign, I thought most of the foreign gloryhunters came after 2005

That's so embarassing

>kids get told they can be ANYTHING when they grow up
>grow into mentally ill "adults" that actually believe this using twisted logic

Well done, jews. Well done.

This means I'm honorary skaus? Wtf, now I want to make it 97

Norwegians have been bandwagoning English teams since the 70's. It was the only league showed on television here, so all boomer football fans have an English favorite team and so their sons etc

I though scouser was an insult, why would you willingly call yourself one?