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Big Freeze edition.
Collingwood vs Melbourne @3:20PM AEST

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>/gayfl/

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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based and freezepilled

who /dabloos/ here?

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not fucking marc murphey thats for sure, shit cunt

lol

>Not even wearing the big freeze beanies
Disgraceful

Lauren Jackson looks like your friends mum in primary school who'd always give you junk food when you were over

>D*mons to represent fighting against a disease
Absolutely unholy

...

Are charities like this a scam? How can they not have a cure when they get like fuck tons of money every year? Where does the money go?

>Their site's lowest default donation is $25
Fuck off you only get a fiver

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>"Ham! Watch out, something else might pop out!"
Kek, don't go anywhere BT

pretty lacklustre slides 2bh, they did all the coaches last year because they thought Daniher wouldn't make it to another one.

good lad

What are they gonna do if he makes it to next year?

can't wait for Melbourne to channel the spirit of Daniher this game and lay down and die.

force daniher down the slide

>The cold shock completely fixes his condition in a snap
Imagine

what a way to go out

keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for AFL ""talent"" and ""personalities""

>interviewing boomer as an auskick kid

actually kind of funny

has it ever actually snowed during an afl game

>covering up her lower half
burn the MCG to the fucking ground

Her big fat ass slowed her down lmao.

I don't think so.

Only in /nrl/
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1993 Saints vs Brisbane Bears there were massive hail chunks and some game in Geelong in '04-'05 someone got frostbite but I've never seen snow no.

The song "slide" is about a teenage girl getting an abortion.

miss cyril bros

did Cyril pop over to slide on his lunch break or something kek

you now remember Cyril being beaten for the Rising Star by Rhys fucking Palmer

Dane Swan wouldn't be a stranger to ice I wouldn't have thought

neale speak more clearly please

Research you dumb fuck.

I bet you're the same person because only idiots think you catch a cold by getting cold.

Daniher sounds like me after a night out

>*unintelligible gibberish*
*claps*

>Neale tipping smellbin
MND really takes a toll on you huh

>leastern australia actually celebrates the Queen's birthday
take the monarchy cock some more dickheads

I don't mind arvo football at all being the semi-NEET boomer I am. comfy as fuck watching footy during the rain knowing wagies are out there slaving hard.

Yeah dude, we get it. We see you being an edgy fuckwit, but no one cares. Grow up.

doing a big old Melbourne demons lads

>use fake GPS app on bumble and match with actual 8s and above in other countries
>Match with fat, 2/10 bush pigs in Australia

Really makes you think

I signed up to Bumble and selected that I was interested in "girls"

For some fucking reason the app would only show me guys and I got so scared people would think I was gay I had to promptly delete my account and delete the app.

plebbit is that way

>tf
>tp

It's a fake GPS not a VPN retard

I was impying I knew that feel you fucking mong, no wonder you're on bumble sperg.

Have sex.

I want to do this too just to see how I stack up but I don't think I could come back from being rejected so much.

cope

I put a profile up for a chink site in Manilla once and got legitimately cute asian girls from 18-25 messaging me, don't underestimate the appeal of whitey overseas.

Is the charity shit over yet?

yeah game's starting now

>Gawn

Reckon Melbournes guernsey looks great. They should wear it every week.

Isn't this usually a Melbourne home game every year, looks like its a Collingwood home game

I do too, I actually chose to barrack for them in the 80's because I liked the royal blue jumper then they bloody changed it

>jake lever
lmao

this is going to get ugly

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOOOOUUUUSE TONIGHT

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>hasn't won a premiership for 60+ years
>perpetually shit for 60 years
>one half good year (last year) and back to mediocrity

yeah we're all sooo jealous of that shitheap of a team.

>garlett is the last defender against de goey
based Goodwin tactics

I think that actually is a free.

>Free against Howe for doing a flyer

Will Hoskin-Elliott?

gonna have a nice wank and shave at halftime 2bh

Are the Demons suffering from MND?

No, but Steven Silvagni.

>Tom mcpooald

haha, I was just about to make that crack myself

yes HAMMER footy playesr brings sewing machines and yarn to games. Nice one. Haha!

shut the fuck up Rompingwins you gimp

I am convinced all these "pep talks" from neale only give the players anxiety

NEED anons to post meares slide flicks asap

There wasn't an upskirt, they showed it from the side.

>Stephenson

officially drank 27 beers last night, emptied my beer fridge, pretty bloody concerning

What beer?

Root

carton of coopers pale and a few random crafts

Did you grow breasts overnight?

>garlett

is that fucking bolts in the carlton costume?

and they axed him, what fucking cunts

>broscience
embarrassed for you lad

last years sliders lad

Looking good so far

Hope Callum Brown fucks you over

Weekly reminder that Maynard was blocked

When the queen dies does it mean that this game doesn't happen anymore?

It'll probably be King's Birthday on another date tbqh

>mason cox 0 goals
>callum brown 0 goals
>Mihocek 1 goal
>Treloar 15 disposals
betting agencies love fuckheads like you betting on ridiculously long multi's

Apparently the queens birthday is april so i don't know why it's called this.

Kings Birthday.

The cucked Government will probably change it to Indigenous Reconciliation Day or something like that though

putting $5 on a cure never being found

In the UK it's on a weekend with nice weather, can't remember why we get it in June, though.

different states observe it at differen't times it's weird. Fuck Queen Lizard

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Listen to this song by Stella Donnelly and tell me she isn't hinting at #metooing Tim Watson.

The guy she describes fits him perfectly.

He's reading sport on the news
White man, white teeth in a suit, he's got that style
And then alone in his house
He wants to take baby out, "Give us a smile"
Boy, if you touch her again
I'll tell your wife and your kids about that time
'Cause this is not '93
You lost your spot on the team, you're out of line

welcome to 2018 freshie

Haven't seen anyone talk about it being about Tim Watson before, I know the song came out ages ago.

why does Carey make a regular trip to Bali every year? Would have thought someone with his level of disposable income and self absorption would go somewhere nicer, unless he fucks off to the mountain like Ubud or something.

He's a country boy at heart. Don't think he's as loaded as you think he is, though.

just got my inheritance ($95,000), what should I do with it /afl/?

BASED GREG HUNT
BASED SCOMO
BASED LIBERALS

Greg Hunt is my MP lads

Put it on a nice multi.

all on black

being a collingwood fan is so so good.

Buy a comfy coffin

Just what bogans do tbqh.

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that would be less cucked than queen's birthday tbqh

bali is really nice if you're not slumming it in Kuta. Except fuck monkeys, shithouse animal

MND research, lol jk, do something useful that helps people

got a lot of pizza cutters ITT, all edge and no point.

I AM RICHO
I'M A PEDO
AND MY BEST MATE IS SEBBO
I HANG OUT AT THE PARK
LOCK YOUR KIDS UP AFTER DARK
I AM SICK AND I'M UNCLEAN
ONLY GET HARD FOR THE PRETEENS
AND ALSO DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I AM GAY

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based reddit lad laying down the law

reminder that not only is Richo a worthless tripfaggot he is also a paedophile who was BTFO all Ashes Series trying (and failing) to defend his predilection for kids. Rope yourself kid fucker.

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What do you do again?

>based elitemons winning again
HOW can anybody stop the chads of the AFL?

Treloar will be Dangerfield tier in s couple years, don't @ me

looking good lad

trip on pedo

Think you were looking at the "Turnover" stats there m8

nah, just drunk

there's some kind of mix-up, this S-tier Adonis couldn't possibly a pedo, I'm guessing it's just a bunch of jealous betas making up rumours, seething at seeing such a prime specimen on masculinity

trip on pedo

>BT saying "please yourself"
What sort of stuff is he into?

Weidemen has looked perpetually depressed ever since he missed that shot for the game last week

for me, it's Anna Meares but in Riewoldt's outfit

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riewoldt looked unrecognisable

Moore got out of Harm's way

HOLY
FUCK
LEARN
HOW
TO
KICK
A
FUCKING
FOOTBALL

was Cyril on a break between jobs or something?

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GETTING SICK OF PEASENT TEAMS LIKE FRED, LELBOURNE, CARLTANK AND WESTERN KEKDOGS WE SHOULD BEAT BY 10+ GOALS RUINING MY BASED PIE GODS' PERCENTAGE REEEEEEEEE

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You can burg joints easier without raising eyebrows in the hi-vis

yes unironically. He's on the tools with youth in Darwin or some shit

>might want to change the name to X-Women
wew

What is wrong with her feet? Are those blisters?

Could have won this if these fucking shitters could make simple shots on goal

>Dees shanking their way out of a game in the fourth quarter
>AGAIN
Pretty elite desu.

>Stephenson to score 3 was a money tripler
Kek, too easy

>What is wrong with her feet?
they're not stroking me to a messy climax

will melbourne ever win a premiership?

they'll phase out Lewis and Jones and anyone carrying niggling injuries once finals becomes mathematically impossible and will start giving the youngsters more experience so that we can have a tilt next year. We're not too far away, certainly got the talent just need to make it all come together on the field

KEK MAX GAWN

Who was the joker baby?

Not on God's watch

They need to clear out the coaching department.

ELITE post

Liam Picken.

>Footy resumes on Thursday
>It's already Tuesday tomorrow
Based schedule

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>enough money to completely ruin your life, not enough to set you up
based

lol

please come watch the cricket with us lad

>Richmond cheer squad members have reported undercover spotters who are monitoring the behaviour of fans, taking pictures of them and sending them to the AFL's integrity unit if they abuse umpires.

KEK richmond is the fucking worst. thank god these cunts are fading back to mediocrity. ninth place is where they belong.

>/nrl/ only had 50 posts for their monday game
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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