My proposal for a five-tiered, relegatory professional soccer system in the US. Details in the thread

imagine playing "fifth-tier" american soccer

how the fuck do you plan to keep those clubs afloat when they are hopscotching from brownsville, tx to mankato, mn when they are playing in front of 200 people for $5/pop?

too many teams

also the real answer is to start a new league. leaving MLS in place only begs for the same people to fuck everything up on the same cycle

>how the fuck do you plan to keep those clubs afloat when they are hopscotching from brownsville, tx to mankato, mn when they are playing in front of 200 people for $5/pop?
they exist right now, how are they staying afloat right now?

>San Diego 1904
based San Diego for commemorating our world championship

EASTERN CONFERENCE:

>North Atlantic Division
1. Bethlehem Steel FC
2. Hartford Athletic
3. Montclair Red Bulls
4. New York Cosmos
5. North Carolina FC
6. Penn FC
7. Richmond Kickers

>South Atlantic Division
1. Charlotte FC
2. Charlotte Independence
3. Lawrenceville United
4. Miami United
5. Puerto Rico FC
6. South Georgia Tormenta FC
7. Tampa Bay Rowdies

>Great Lakes Division
1. Chicago (Ricketts has now fucked the entire system)
2. FC Cincinatti
3. Indy Eleven
4. Milwaukee
5. Ottawa Fury FC
6. Pittsburgh Riverhounds
7. Toronto FC II

WESTERN CONFERENCE:
>Trans-Mississippi Division
1. Austin Bold FC
2. Birmingham Legion FC
3. Chattanooga FC
4. Memphis 901
5. Rio Grande Valley FC Toros
6. St Louis FC
7. San Antonio FC

>Frontier Division
1. Colorado Springs Switchbacks
2. Las Vegas Lights FC
3. OKC Energy FC
4. Omaha
5. Real Monarchs
6. Swope Park Rangers
7. Tulsa Roughnecks FC

>Pacific Division
1. Fresno FC
2. LA Galaxy II
3. Oakland East Bay
4. Orange County SC
5. Portland Timbers II
6. Reno 1868 FC
7. Tacoma Sounders FC


Side note, some of these team names are total garbo.

>mankato, mn
use the funds from all the chlamydia testing lmao

5 tiers though? I know it goes 3, but some well to do assholes are going to have the eat the bills

These teams already exist, and many of them already are travelling like that. This system would actually be an improvement because they would NOT have to travel so far at that level except in very special occasions.

MLS is really being kept in name only for brand recognition. As a league, it would function completely differently to the current system.

Posting in a MLS theory test thread, nobody has this much tism

Not the 'tism, I just had a lot of time on my hands this week.